LOST PLANET 3: BEST GAME EVER
Forget all the other garbage that came out this year such as The Last of Us or Bioshock Infinite or whatever other junk people are calling GOTY, because they're not. In fact, those games aren't even worth thinking about with Lost Planet 3 being in existence. It's just that good.
Now, if you have any other games this year your'e going to need to go take them outside and set them on fire. Pretend you're in Lost Planet and need to burn some shit for warmth.
Ok, now that you've done that and are sitting next to your fire I'll tell you why Lost Planet 3 is the greatest game this year, and possibly this gen. You get a god damn mech. Not only do you get a mech, but you get a mech with a drill arm.
So what does this mean? Well obviously it means you get to drill the shit out of all the dumbass akrid who think they stand a chance against you and your machine of death! Not only that, but you get to pilot it as a Nicolas Cage look a like.
Here's my favorite things from the game. Walking around in my mech and them some asshole akrid try to stop me. It's like, you guys. I have a mech. So they're hitting your mech or shooting things at your mech so what do you do? Walk over and stomp the shit out of them. SMASH SMASH SMASH. Take that you ing akrid. You are no match for my mech. America: 1 ing loser akrids: ZERO. Gonna grab that valuable thermal energy you morons were so kind to die and let me have. Thanks losers!
Then you're walking around a big ing akrid comes and tries to challenge you. It's like "yeah, I saw you stomp the shit out of my little friends, I'm going to kill you" and I'm like "no you ing aren't" So what do I do? Punch that face in its face and grab it with my claw arm.
"Oh shit!" is what it's probably thinking as I take my drill arm and DRILL MOTHER er!! Orange akrid blood is flying everywhere and it's like "nooo. I should have realized how awesome and amazing your mech is!"
Too late though. It's dead. Drilled to death by my mechs awesome drill arm.
Now with all that being said, it should be pretty obvious why it's game of the year or perhaps game of the generation. Buy it, losers.
Otherwise you'll be a loser forever.