View Full Version : Keira Knightley has two different chests
Xevious
07-25-2006, 12:59 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/showbiz/showbiznews.html?in_article_id=395379&in_page_id=1773
UK Movie Poster (left) US Movie Poster (right)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/07/kiera120706_600x399.jpg
The 21-year-old star of the Pirates of the Caribbean films has spoken of her bemusement at being surgically enhanced by computer trickery in promotional material publicising her films in the US. She says studio executives and magazine publishers have decided that instead of presenting her as she really is, she should be seen as a lot bustier in case her flat chest 'turned people off'.
The actress says her breasts were digitally boosted for the advertising campaign for her 2004 movie King Arthur.
She also claims magazine publishers in the US ban stars from appearing on their front covers unless they have at least a C-cup size, or are willing to be digitally enhanced to make it appear as if they have.
Keira, who played Guinevere in King Arthur, said her normal breasts were blown out of all proportion and looked droopy on the advert to promote the film.
'Those things certainly weren't mine,' she told a US magazine yesterday.
'I remember we had an interesting discussion when they said, "We want to make them slightly larger and you'll get approval" and I was like, "OK, fine. 'I honestly don't give a s***."
'But then they showed me the first copy and these things must have been double-Es - and they were down to my knees.
'And I was like, "I don't mind you making them bigger, but don't give me droopy breasts. They look like your grandmother's t***', the actress said.
She then went on to say the incident was certainly not the first time she has had her chest digitally enhanced.
She explained: 'I did one magazine and found out you're not actually allowed to be on a cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.
'Apparently they have done market research and found that women want to see no less than a C cup on other women. Isn't that crazy? 'So they made my t*** bigger for that as well.'
Miss Knightley's comments will be seen as refreshingly honest in an industry fettered by publicists and agents watching every word. the actress has an agent, but unusually, no publicist.
sblymnlcrymnl
07-25-2006, 01:04 PM
"I don't mind you making them bigger, but don't give me droopy breasts. They look like your grandmother's tits"
:lol:
Purple Flames
07-25-2006, 01:04 PM
I'm usually against implants, but in this case, she could seriously benefit from it.
coltyhuxx
07-25-2006, 01:07 PM
I'm usually against implants, but in this case, she could seriously benefit from it.
... and a pouty lip reduction.
Ikohn4ever
07-25-2006, 01:09 PM
thats a pretty boring picture on the left, looks like she had it taken for her high school yearbook with that crappy background
Xevious
07-25-2006, 01:21 PM
The message I get from reading this article is that I can no longer trust any American Magazine Covers. So Stuff, Playboy, Maxim, Popular Mechanics.....All those magazines are phoneys!!!
Mookyjooky
07-25-2006, 01:21 PM
Maybe if she wasnt 5'7 and weighed 100 lbs maybe she wouldnt look so boyish.
I personally think she looks like hell in the latest Pirates.
Xevious
07-25-2006, 01:23 PM
Maybe if she wasnt 5'7 and weighed 100 lbs maybe she wouldnt look so boyish.
I personally think she looks like hell in the latest Pirates.
I think she's a good looking woman myself. But thats just my opinion. And opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.
crazytalkx
07-25-2006, 01:24 PM
She's as flat as a board!
Number83
07-25-2006, 01:24 PM
Is it just me, or is it awesomely HOT when a beautiful woman says the word "T**s".
Mookyjooky
07-25-2006, 01:26 PM
Oh yeah- Sexy.
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg
:puke:
Its like one of the skeletons from the old Sinbad movie series ripped the flesh off of a hot woman and decided to wear it.
Javery
07-25-2006, 01:27 PM
She is pretty in the face but her body is a wreck. I mean I'm sure she's in good shape and everything but she has the chest of a 14-year-old boy. Not sexy.
doubledown
07-25-2006, 01:27 PM
Tits is well accepted in England, my wife watched "What Not To Wear" and they say tits all the time.
Anyways, check out the movie THE HOLE to see her small boobies :)
crazytalkx
07-25-2006, 01:28 PM
Is it just me, or is it awesomely HOT when a beautiful woman says the word "T**s".
You know what's awesome-er? Tit jabs. Hilarious.
Mookyjooky
07-25-2006, 01:32 PM
Fucking K. Knightly would be like fucking my grandmother... skin pasty, frail hands, skin like rice paper, veiny and I could feel her pelvis bone shatter as I stuck it in.
Not my idea of a good time.
crazytalkx
07-25-2006, 01:47 PM
Fucking K. Knightly would be like fucking my grandmother... skin pasty, frail hands, skin like rice paper, veiny and I could feel her pelvis bone shatter as I stuck it in.
Not my idea of a good time.
Both of these are appropriate
:rofl: :puke:
Fucking K. Knightly would be like fucking my grandmother... skin pasty, frail hands, skin like rice paper, veiny and I could feel her pelvis bone shatter as I stuck it in.
Not my idea of a good time.I hope this has only gotten to the planning stage, though it sounds pretty authoritative...
epobirs
07-25-2006, 01:59 PM
Things could be worse. Find the pictures of Kate Bosworth at the 'Superman Returns' premiere. Not only was her casting in the role a joke since it makes Lois Lane a star reporter and mother in her teens, but this woman is apparently up for the role of Skeletor next. She had her hair slicked back so that every contour of her skull stood out.
Holy crap! Look at that outfit!
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fugga_frightley.html
"Two plaids in one outfit? I'm a naked robot and even I know thats wrong!"
Tom Servo
I AM WILLIAM H. MACY
07-25-2006, 02:15 PM
Yeah, why hasn't anyone talked about how skinny and disgusting Kate Bosworth is? Lately she's been showered with compliments and I've just been thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
epobirs
07-25-2006, 02:27 PM
Yeah, why hasn't anyone talked about how skinny and disgusting Kate Bosworth is? Lately she's been showered with compliments and I've just been thinking "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/06/fuggerman_retur.html
There were much worse photos from the same event but I haven't come across them again. I depend on Go Fug Yourself for such things but they've let me down.
I swear, you could make out details of her skull usually reserved for a CSI epsiode.
Purple Flames
07-25-2006, 02:29 PM
Things could be worse. Find the pictures of Kate Bosworth at the 'Superman Returns' premiere. Not only was her casting in the role a joke since it makes Lois Lane a star reporter and mother in her teens, but this woman is apparently up for the role of Skeletor next. She had her hair slicked back so that every contour of her skull stood out.
Holy crap! Look at that outfit!
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/2006/07/fugga_frightley.html
"Two plaids in one outfit? I'm a naked robot and even I know thats wrong!"
Tom Servo
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/keira-londonhome4.jpg
Looks like she's getting fashion ideas from the cast of Disgaea:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v400/purpleflames/Images/dis-warriorfem.jpg
ITDEFX
07-25-2006, 04:00 PM
Can you believe she got her claim to fame by being a stand in for Portman in SW:TPM?
epobirs
07-25-2006, 04:17 PM
Can you believe she got her claim to fame by being a stand in for Portman in SW:TPM?
No, because it isn't true.
http://imdb.com/name/nm0461136/
The Phantom Menace part didn't become notable until long after when her name became well known. She had more prominent roles in earlier work. It was 'Bend It like Beckham' that made her a star, along with Parminder Nagra. It didn't play huge in the US but was very popular in the UK and Europe.
The Hole is getting a lot of notice on cable now for its quick flash of Knightley's breast but had gone largely unnoticed, again, until after she achieved fame.
Javery
07-25-2006, 04:24 PM
The Hole is getting a lot of notice on cable now for its quick flash of Knightley's breast but had gone largely unnoticed, again, until after she achieved fame.
Funny how she was 16 in that...
Ikohn4ever
07-25-2006, 05:01 PM
bah all of you fools would hit that if you had the chance, if she came up to most of you and said "take me now" most of you would say something along the lines of "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."
Xevious
07-25-2006, 05:20 PM
bah all of you fools would hit that if you had the chance, if she came up to most of you and said "take me now" most of you would say something along the lines of "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."
I agree with Ikohn.
hiccupleftovers
07-25-2006, 05:23 PM
I find her very attractive. She's in my upper echelon of hot stars and her small breasts do not bother me that much. She's got a beautiful face, but I wish she would start eating again because she looks anorexic again.
megaseadramon
07-25-2006, 05:43 PM
She's got the pancake titties
Javery
07-25-2006, 06:10 PM
One might even say she has a.... wait for it.... Dead Man's Chest!
Ahem, sorry about that... anyway, I'm not saying I wouldn't eff her brains out - just that her body kind of sucks.
CocheseUGA
07-25-2006, 06:57 PM
The boobies are pretty bad now, but if she'd put on 15 pounds, they'd look good. Just like half the girls in Hollywood right now. I missed the memo that Eritreans were the new supermodels.
cochesecochese
07-25-2006, 07:02 PM
bah all of you fools would hit that if you had the chance, if she came up to most of you and said "take me now" most of you would say something along the lines of "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."
Come on man, this is all just internet speculation. Obviously, not a damn one of us is ever going to tap that or anything even close to it so we whine and complain because she doesn't stack up to our fantasy. Don't read into it so much.
P.S. She's got nice little legs in that photo. Just wish she'd take the red nail polish off her feet.
jaykrue
07-25-2006, 07:03 PM
Tits are a bonus but not a necessity for me. I'd hit it regardless of tit-size.
camoor
07-25-2006, 07:08 PM
The Hole is getting a lot of notice on cable now for its quick flash of Knightley's breast but had gone largely unnoticed, again, until after she achieved fame.
Must... resist obvious.. joke
rabbitt
07-25-2006, 07:08 PM
I think she's gorgeous. I wouldn't put her as my avatar, otherwise...
graf1k
07-25-2006, 07:12 PM
bah all of you fools would hit that if you had the chance, if she came up to most of you and said "take me now" most of you would say something along the lines of "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."
That's loaded. I mean, there are VERY few actresses under the age of 40 that most of us wouldn't fuck like we had minutes to live if we had the chance. That doesn't mean anything.
Graystone
07-25-2006, 07:17 PM
I'm usually against implants, but in this case, she could seriously benefit from it.
QFT boobs aren't everything on a women. But I need something that has some shape to it. A flat chest just doesn't do it for me.
Maklershed
07-25-2006, 07:24 PM
Hooray for photoshopping Keira Knightley:
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/562/keirarenfaireye2.th.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=keirarenfaireye2.jpg)
evanft
07-25-2006, 07:39 PM
She needs to gain 20-30 pounds. I don't like girls that have bodies like 10 year-old asian boys.
Purple Flames
07-25-2006, 07:51 PM
She needs to gain 20-30 pounds. I don't like girls that have bodies like 10 year-old asian boys.
or asian girls for that matter.
epobirs
07-25-2006, 07:53 PM
Funny how she was 16 in that...
Different standards overseas. Nastassia Kinski had some pretty wild film appearances at an age that would have gotten some people tossed in jail here.
Once you get to a certain age and your image of high school age kids is largely from TV, it can bea shock to go past a school when it lets out and realize they're all children. Some of them may be very well equipped physically but the age gap really hits home.
Some of them are definitely very well equipped physically so I'd really hit their age gap to home.
Ah jesus christ man, this is a family forum.
ITDEFX
07-25-2006, 10:32 PM
or asian girls for that matter.
man these chicks need to hit the gym and gain some meat on those arms, legs and stomach. I think there is a limit of how much muscle can expain on a person... each person is diffrent so its not like shes going to go hulk size any time soon lol.
jer7583
07-26-2006, 02:09 AM
I think she's really attractive, despite breast size. Some girls can look good with A-cups depending on their body type, at least that's my opinion. She had a pretty nice body in Domino, but i agree in pirates 2 she looks a bit skinny. It' s a shame a cute girl like that thinks she has to be a stick to be attractive.