The Karsh Sucks at Hitman Games OTT

[karsh]

Yeah. Now I'm stuck on the next level. Figured we needed an OTT too, so here it is.

[RedvsBlue]

So, on top of all the Sub developments we also have the news that Zewone participated in a train? Man that last OTT had some shockers at the end...

[getmeoutofjoliet]

2nd.

[mcgavin27]

3rded

[senorwoohoo]

Yeah the end of the last OTT was mighty fucked up.

[DT778]

300 to rent a uhaul. fuck that. My dads long bed truck and my 2 door tahoe should be enough to take all my stuff.

[RedvsBlue]

I can't deal with the slowness of the site today. That and the fact that everytime I try and post it says that I'm posting too soon because of the time limit making me think the post didn't go through.

[zewone]

I can't deal with the slowness of the site today. That and the fact that everytime I try and post it says that I'm posting too soon because of the time limit making me think the post didn't go through.
Whew... I thought I was the only one having that problem.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

So, on top of all the Sub developments... Did I mention that I'm moving into a house with my best (guy) friend and my gf? Yeah, I know that's probably not the greatest of ideas. :lol:

[senorwoohoo]

I really need to study for my oral exam at 7:50 tonight.

Peace out, OTT.

[flowery]

I just upgraded my cellular plan since my two years are up. Got a pretty nice phone for free. It is a Motorola L2 (http://www.motorola.com/motoinfo/product/details.jsp?globalObjectId=138). I also have a really nice bluetooth headset I got for free to use with it.

[RedvsBlue]

Did I mention that I'm moving into a house with my best (guy) friend and my gf? Yeah, I know that's probably not the greatest of ideas. :lol:

You didn't mention about the girlfriend moving in too... Well hell if some people can be married for 50 years after getting engaged on their 3rd date, I guess it can't be that bad to move in together after dating for a month or so.

[zewone]

sblymnl - You're blowing my brains to bits with these revelations. What happened to you during your hiatus?

[RedvsBlue]

Coincidentally, I'm moving back into my parent's house after my lease ends on Oct. 1. There goes all my fun...

[Moxio]

Stuck on the third level? Unbelievable.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

You didn't mention about the girlfriend moving in too... Well hell if some people can be married for 50 years after getting engaged on their 3rd date, I guess it can't be that bad to move in together after dating for a month or so. Two months, but I've known her for six. She needed a new place to live, I mentioned that my friend was buying a house. At the time I didn't even think I'd be moving in myself. :lol:

sblymnl - You're blowing my brains to bits with these revelations. What happened to you during your hiatus? This is all stuff that started developing before that. :lol:

[mr ryles]

so your stuck on teh asylum level now karsh? Or did we cover that in the last OTT?

[Sarang01]

Karsh where the fuck have you been?! You're going to be my "Fate Stay Night" news person here. So what's the word on the game? Do you have any info for me?

[CocheseUGA]

Hmm...it's great to surf CAG on the toilet. Just wish I had a keyboard.

[SneakyPenguin]

Sweet, just found a new Neverwinter module to lan in.

[shrike4242]

Two months, but I've known her for six. She needed a new place to live, I mentioned that my friend was buying a house. At the time I didn't even think I'd be moving in myself. :lol:
I'm more shocked that she's not 12-14 years old more than she's moving in with you. :D

[AlbinoNinja]

Don't forget about this major shocker at the very end of the OTT:

http://www.toastyfrog.com/img/blogart/0607july/060725_massivedamage.jpg

[CocheseUGA]

I can't even read it.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

that she's not 12-14 years old more than she's moving in with you. :D She's 23, same as I. And she's not even anorexic. :lol:

My whole life is a lie, now. :cry: ;)

[jaykrue]

She's 23, same as I. And she's not even anorexic. :lol:

My whole life is a lie, now. :cry: ;)

Nah, it's just the pussylust that's talkin'. :lol: Once you've gotten a whiff, it's hard to quit.;)

[karsh]

so your stuck on teh asylum level now karsh? Or did we cover that in the last OTT?

Yeah, I'm stuck on the asylum now. Though I haven't even tried actually being smart yet.

[RedvsBlue]

Two months, but I've known her for six. She needed a new place to live, I mentioned that my friend was buying a house. At the time I didn't even think I'd be moving in myself. :lol:

This is all stuff that started developing before that. :lol:

So continue... Where'd you meet her, are there any other developments, etc.

[flowery]

Citizen Cope's new album drops in September. Pre-Order it through the offical website to get an autographed copy as well as a special 4 track EP.

[AlbinoNinja]

I can't even read it.
"try to hit his weakpoint for massive damage"

It's from the DS game Contact

[Moxio]

Yeah, I'm stuck on the asylum now. Though I haven't even tried actually being smart yet.


Here it is in a nutshell:

- Grab patients clothes behind dumpster, stow him away
- Get card from behind other patient at top of hill
- Enter building, place bomb upstairs and kill man by globe
- Get key card from security, find agent, apply faux-kill serum
- Find head doctor, kill + steal suit
- Take main man for psych. treatment, kill
- Get agent, leave

[karsh]

Here it is in a nutshell:

- Grab patients clothes behind dumpster, stow him away
- Get card from behind other patient at top of hill
- Enter building, place bomb upstairs and kill man by globe
- Get key card from security, find agent, apply faux-kill serum
- Find head doctor, kill + steal suit
- Take main man for psych. treatment, kill
- Get agent, leave

I actually followed a very similar path but it involved killing the main guy outside by the fountain, and then making a break for the agent. Fortunately I was wearing a guard suit so I could go to the morgue freely. I'm starting to get better finally at this game.

[Moxio]

I actually followed a very similar path but it involved killing the main guy outside by the fountain, and then making a break for the agent. Fortunately I was wearing a guard suit so I could go to the morgue freely. I'm starting to get better finally at this game.

If anyone saw you though that'll kill your score. You've got to learn to keep things on the downlow.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention to fuck the other target's stove up for his death.

[karsh]

If anyone saw you though that'll kill your score. You've got to learn to keep things on the downlow.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention to fuck the other target's stove up for his death.

Yeah. I still wanna run and gun too much. Luckily no one saw me when I killed the guard and the main guy, so I ended up decently.

[Moxio]

Yeah. I still wanna run and gun too much. Luckily no one saw me when I killed the guard and the main guy, so I ended up decently.

Haha. Run and gun. Hah.

I can't wait till you reach the last few levels.

[Kayden]

damnit.... now I need to read the last OTT to see what subby poo said.

[Kayden]

WOA! Subby got mad hawt!

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/image.php?u=3428&dateline=1153585563&type=profile

Saddly, the longer my hair gets, the more I start looking like RD JR. Yay Heroin!

[FriskyTanuki]

What the fuck is an eCheck? I got an e-mail saying that one of the people that won one of my auctions is paying with that despite specifying that I only accepted paypal and money orders. It's seems that it's somewhat paypal, but I have to wait a few days for it to "clear". :roll:

[Moxio]

WOA! Subby got mad hawt!

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/image.php?u=3428&dateline=1153585563&type=profile

Saddly, the longer my hair gets, the more I start looking like RD JR. Yay Heroin!

Boner!

[CaseyRyback]

Must resist temptation to buy fatality sound card. All these computer deals are probably going to cause me to bite on some new hardware soon though I may just wait to see how my card benchmarks in UT2K7.

[CocheseUGA]

What the fuck is an eCheck? I got an e-mail saying that one of the people that won one of my auctions is paying with that despite specifying that I only accepted paypal and money orders. It's seems that it's somewhat paypal, but I have to wait a few days for it to "clear". :roll:

Refuse it. Fuck'em if they can't read.

[RedvsBlue]

Refuse it. Fuck'em if they can't read.

An e-check through paypal is still paypal so if he refuses it he's gonna lose his closing fees and definetly get a neg.

It just means that someone paid directly from their checking account to paypal instead of a credit or check card. There's no company backing up the funds like a check or credit card so paypal has to wait to actually get the money from the buyer's account.

It only takes a few days to clear, just wait and ship the item once it clears. I can't believe you've never gotten one of those before.

[Trakan]

Refuse it. Fuck'em if they can't read.

It's non-CC paypal.

[CaseyRyback]

I can't wait to see Pee Wee on Reno next week.

[CocheseUGA]

An e-check through paypal is still paypal so if he refuses it he's gonna lose his closing fees and definetly get a neg.

It just means that someone paid directly from their checking account to paypal instead of a credit or check card. There's no company backing up the funds like a check or credit card so paypal has to wait to actually get the money from the buyer's account.

It only takes a few days to clear, just wait and ship the item once it clears. I can't believe you've never gotten one of those before.

Nope, I haven't. Weird, because when I pay non-CC, it's not like they don't already know it's good. Besides, you're required to list your CC (if you still have one listed, I've never tried to take it off) as back-up funding. I guess I don't understand why PP doesn't just go ahead and give the funds, but they pissed me off this month anyways. Dispute process is a joke.

[zionoverfire]

I just upgraded my cellular plan since my two years are up. Got a pretty nice phone for free. It is a Motorola L2 (http://www.motorola.com/motoinfo/product/details.jsp?globalObjectId=138). I also have a really nice bluetooth headset I got for free to use with it.

Cool, I upgraded last week to a Sony Erricson walkman phone, it's so nice having a camera phone worthy of the name.

[zionoverfire]

Nope, I haven't. Weird, because when I pay non-CC, it's not like they don't already know it's good. Besides, you're required to list your CC (if you still have one listed, I've never tried to take it off) as back-up funding. I guess I don't understand why PP doesn't just go ahead and give the funds, but they pissed me off this month anyways. Dispute process is a joke.

They won't give the funds until the check clears, although on the plus side you are under no obligation to send out the item until the check has cleared.

[CocheseUGA]

They won't give the funds until the check clears, although on the plus side you are under no obligation to send out the item until the check has cleared.


Hmm...maybe that's why ebay auctions have been taking so long to get here recently. I think I'll be deleting my bank info.

[RedvsBlue]

They won't give the funds until the check clears, although on the plus side you are under no obligation to send out the item until the check has cleared.

Yeah, I mean the only real disadvantage to getting an e-check paypal payment is that it takes (at most) a few days to clear so if you need money quick then you're kinda screwed. If the e-check doesn't clear (which I've never heard of) then you've always got the NPB as a backup so really, there's no reason to worry about it.

[Kayden]

You may not want to read any of this.

Ok... so between last Wednesday and Saturday, I had like 2 rabit poops. Sit down and two grapes fall out and I call it a day. I didn't think much of it as I was drinking a lot Wednesday and Friday. However, Saturday I went to a pig roast and had plates heaping with grub.

Sunday comes, but the poo doesnt. Monday morning I wake up at about 2am with bad cramps. I figure its about time for all that food to come out. I stumble to the bathroom and nothing comes of it, not even gas. I lay back down and immediately jump up and run back to the can. A little bit of water comes out, but hardly 5 pounds of smoked and grilled meats.
I figure an hour of vain effort is enough and try to sleep through the knife in my stomach.

I wake up feeling like hell, but I go to work anyways. After a few hours, my back starts hurting, I get a headache and I get a fever. So I go home. At this point I notice I haven't had a real crap in about a week. I guess I'm horribly constipated and get some laxatives. The bottle said take 2-4 at night and you'll be golden. I didn't want to wait for night. So I popped 4 at noon and slept until when the hell ever. Woke up feeling moderately better, but no BM. I feel almost normal when I'm ready to go to bed at midnight, but I still haven't taken a dump. I take two more pills and go to bed.

I wake up this morning and nada. Not even a tickle. I down 2 more pills and head to work. Over the course of the day I make 3-4 trips to the bathroom and all I get is liquid. So now I figure its time for the big guns.

I get a bottle of that instant shit yourself stuff you see in movies (tasted really good considering-- lemony). I hammer a 10oz bottle that says it'll take anywheres from 0.5 - 6 hours. 2 hours later, its niagra falls and I'm sitting over 10 oz of laxative, 30 oz of water chaser and a handfull of corn from the night before.

I'm really curious at this point. Where the fuck is all the food I ate over the past week? It didn't cross my sphinter, thats for sure. The cumulative amount of solid mass expelled over the past 7 days is about the size of an apple. Not a big golden delicious either. Like one of those rock hard little red ones that get all mushy when you bite them.

I demand to know where all my food has gone. I'm missing- and omelet, hashbrowns, an orange, 2 club sandwhiches, 4 turkey sandwhiches, 3 chicken legs, a plate of augratin potatoes, 4 slices of pizza, 3 chicken wings, serving of beans, 3 more slices of pizza, chocolate chocolatechip muffin, 2 steaks, more corn and carrots, hot pocket, and assorted other things I cant remember.

Has my body just become rediculously efficient? WHERE IS MY POOP!?

[RedvsBlue]

Hmm...maybe that's why ebay auctions have been taking so long to get here recently. I think I'll be deleting my bank info.

You'd know if you were paying by e-check, deleting your back info is just going to prevent you from moving money from your paypal to your checking account.

[CocheseUGA]

You'd know if you were paying by e-check, deleting your back info is just going to prevent you from moving money from your paypal to your checking account.

Well, if I didn't get scammed on some Ipods I might actually use that feature. As it is, I haven't sold anything.

[FriskyTanuki]

An e-check through paypal is still paypal so if he refuses it he's gonna lose his closing fees and definetly get a neg.

It just means that someone paid directly from their checking account to paypal instead of a credit or check card. There's no company backing up the funds like a check or credit card so paypal has to wait to actually get the money from the buyer's account.

It only takes a few days to clear, just wait and ship the item once it clears. I can't believe you've never gotten one of those before.
Why not? It's about the sixth thing I've sold on eBay. Everybody had paid with paypal (actually from their account). It's annoying to see that they didn't have the $5 in their account and had to pay with an eCheck. I've got another that paid with an MO, which I have to wait for anyway, so I'll probably ship both of those out together. I'm not going to refuse it like an idiot since it's still paypal, but it's annoying to see a loophole in my preference of not accepting checks.

[CocheseUGA]

I need some recommendations for iTunes downloads (have 13 free). Here are my last dls for reference:
Ready Steady Go - Oakenfold
Speak - Godsmack
Dani California - RHCP
World Wide Suicide - Pearl Jam
Black Betty - Spiderbait
So Far Away - Crossfade
Misery - Soul Asylum (Clerks II FTW!)

[zionoverfire]

You may not want to read any of this.

Ok... so between last Wednesday and Saturday, I had like 2 rabit poops. Sit down and two grapes fall out and I call it a day. I didn't think much of it as I was drinking a lot Wednesday and Friday. However, Saturday I went to a pig roast and had plates heaping with grub.

Sunday comes, but the poo doesnt. Monday morning I wake up at about 2am with bad cramps. I figure its about time for all that food to come out. I stumble to the bathroom and nothing comes of it, not even gas. I lay back down and immediately jump up and run back to the can. A little bit of water comes out, but hardly 5 pounds of smoked and grilled meats.
I figure an hour of vain effort is enough and try to sleep through the knife in my stomach.

I wake up feeling like hell, but I go to work anyways. After a few hours, my back starts hurting, I get a headache and I get a fever. So I go home. At this point I notice I haven't had a real crap in about a week. I guess I'm horribly constipated and get some laxatives. The bottle said take 2-4 at night and you'll be golden. I didn't want to wait for night. So I popped 4 at noon and slept until when the hell ever. Woke up feeling moderately better, but no BM. I feel almost normal when I'm ready to go to bed at midnight, but I still haven't taken a dump. I take two more pills and go to bed.

I wake up this morning and nada. Not even a tickle. I down 2 more pills and head to work. Over the course of the day I make 3-4 trips to the bathroom and all I get is liquid. So now I figure its time for the big guns.

I get a bottle of that instant shit yourself stuff you see in movies (tasted really good considering-- lemony). I hammer a 10oz bottle that says it'll take anywheres from 0.5 - 6 hours. 2 hours later, its niagra falls and I'm sitting over 10 oz of laxative, 30 oz of water chaser and a handfull of corn from the night before.

I'm really curious at this point. Where the fuck is all the food I ate over the past week? It didn't cross my sphinter, thats for sure. The cumulative amount of solid mass expelled over the past 7 days is about the size of an apple. Not a big golden delicious either. Like one of those rock hard little red ones that get all mushy when you bite them.

I demand to know where all my food has gone. I'm missing- and omelet, hashbrowns, an orange, 2 club sandwhiches, 4 turkey sandwhiches, 3 chicken legs, a plate of augratin potatoes, 4 slices of pizza, 3 chicken wings, serving of beans, 3 more slices of pizza, chocolate chocolatechip muffin, 2 steaks, more corn and carrots, hot pocket, and assorted other things I cant remember.

Has my body just become rediculously efficient? WHERE IS MY POOP!?

Most of what you ate sounds like sugars and protien, both of which the body can break down fairly well. Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water?

[Kayden]

Must resist temptation to buy fatality sound card. All these computer deals are probably going to cause me to bite on some new hardware soon though I may just wait to see how my card benchmarks in UT2K7.

You fucker... You got me all excited thinking it was out soon. :bomb:

[RedvsBlue]

You may not want to read any of this.

Ok... so between last Wednesday and Saturday, I had like 2 rabit poops. Sit down and two grapes fall out and I call it a day. I didn't think much of it as I was drinking a lot Wednesday and Friday. However, Saturday I went to a pig roast and had plates heaping with grub.

Sunday comes, but the poo doesnt. Monday morning I wake up at about 2am with bad cramps. I figure its about time for all that food to come out. I stumble to the bathroom and nothing comes of it, not even gas. I lay back down and immediately jump up and run back to the can. A little bit of water comes out, but hardly 5 pounds of smoked and grilled meats.
I figure an hour of vain effort is enough and try to sleep through the knife in my stomach.

I wake up feeling like hell, but I go to work anyways. After a few hours, my back starts hurting, I get a headache and I get a fever. So I go home. At this point I notice I haven't had a real crap in about a week. I guess I'm horribly constipated and get some laxatives. The bottle said take 2-4 at night and you'll be golden. I didn't want to wait for night. So I popped 4 at noon and slept until when the hell ever. Woke up feeling moderately better, but no BM. I feel almost normal when I'm ready to go to bed at midnight, but I still haven't taken a dump. I take two more pills and go to bed.

I wake up this morning and nada. Not even a tickle. I down 2 more pills and head to work. Over the course of the day I make 3-4 trips to the bathroom and all I get is liquid. So now I figure its time for the big guns.

I get a bottle of that instant shit yourself stuff you see in movies (tasted really good considering-- lemony). I hammer a 10oz bottle that says it'll take anywheres from 0.5 - 6 hours. 2 hours later, its niagra falls and I'm sitting over 10 oz of laxative, 30 oz of water chaser and a handfull of corn from the night before.

I'm really curious at this point. Where the fuck is all the food I ate over the past week? It didn't cross my sphinter, thats for sure. The cumulative amount of solid mass expelled over the past 7 days is about the size of an apple. Not a big golden delicious either. Like one of those rock hard little red ones that get all mushy when you bite them.

I demand to know where all my food has gone. I'm missing- and omelet, hashbrowns, an orange, 2 club sandwhiches, 4 turkey sandwhiches, 3 chicken legs, a plate of augratin potatoes, 4 slices of pizza, 3 chicken wings, serving of beans, 3 more slices of pizza, chocolate chocolatechip muffin, 2 steaks, more corn and carrots, hot pocket, and assorted other things I cant remember.

Has my body just become rediculously efficient? WHERE IS MY POOP!?

Dare I say? Impacted colon... sorry if you hadn't thought of or worried about that but i'd probably go to urgent care if I were you.

[CocheseUGA]

Eat some oatmeal. Yummy. And good for teh poops. Especially with peanut butter.

[Kayden]

Most of what you ate sounds like sugars and protien, both of which the body can break down fairly well. Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water?

No, that doesn't sound right at all. I have a 32 ounce-ish cup that I almost always have full near me. The party was outside and it was like 90 out- All I did was drink water, breathe and swallow food. :lol:

I want to know where all the pain came from if I wasn't really constipated. It felt like I was in need of passing a football. I was actually worried I had an impacted poo. God knows I don't want to pass a 5lbs brick out my cornhole.

[Kayden]

Dare I say? Impacted colon... sorry if you hadn't thought of or worried about that but i'd probably go to urgent care if I were you.

I thought that myself, but it doesn't make sense. How would the corn on the cob from last night/this morning get around the bowling ball in my ass?

I can only think of parasites eating my poops and that I've developed super digestion as a mutant power.

[RedvsBlue]

Why not? It's about the sixth thing I've sold on eBay. Everybody had paid with paypal (actually from their account). It's annoying to see that they didn't have the $5 in their account and had to pay with an eCheck. I've got another that paid with an MO, which I have to wait for anyway, so I'll probably ship both of those out together. I'm not going to refuse it like an idiot since it's still paypal, but it's annoying to see a loophole in my preference of not accepting checks.

The e-check through paypal does have a distinct advantage though. If you were accepting a check yourself you'd have to wait for it to be sent and then wait once you deposited it (sometimes up to a week or 2) to see if the funds were actually in the account the check was written off of. The e-check will take 3-4 days tops and paypal worries about all that stuff of making sure it clears (see you actually do get something for that percentage you pay).

[Kayden]

Eat some oatmeal. Yummy. And good for teh poops. Especially with peanut butter.

Oatmeal is gross.

:puke:


I like oatmeal crusts on cheesecakes though. :drool:

I had a lot of cantelope last night too. And an orange this morning... more fruit!

[RedvsBlue]

I thought that myself, but it doesn't make sense. How would the corn on the cob from last night/this morning get around the bowling ball in my ass?

I can only think of parasites eating my poops and that I've developed super digestion as a mutant power.

Or it could be a tape worm eating it all...

[CocheseUGA]

Or celery. You need some fiber.

[Kayden]

Or it could be a tape worm eating it all...

I think that would be awesome.

Not only could I eat what ever I want, but I could lose a bunch of weight!

My friend got them in HS. He lost quite a bit.

[CocheseUGA]

Scotty Doesn't Know - Lustra
Flake - Jack Johnson

or I could replace my John Mayer CD that is fucking missing. Dammit.

[Purple Flames]

Most of what you ate sounds like sugars and protien, both of which the body can break down fairly well. Perhaps you aren't drinking enough water?

QFT. Whenever I drink water on a regular basis, I have a nice bowel movement almost everyday.

[Dr Mario Kart]

I got some sugars and protein for you

[Kayden]

metamucil? :oldman:

[Trakan]

Why not? It's about the sixth thing I've sold on eBay. Everybody had paid with paypal (actually from their account). It's annoying to see that they didn't have the $5 in their account and had to pay with an eCheck. I've got another that paid with an MO, which I have to wait for anyway, so I'll probably ship both of those out together. I'm not going to refuse it like an idiot since it's still paypal, but it's annoying to see a loophole in my preference of not accepting checks.

Depends on the person. I don't keep any money in my Paypal account. I prefer to keep it in my bank account. When I need to pay someone, I just make an instant CC payment.

E-checks are annoying, but that's what I had to use until I could put a credit card on the account. You also said that you accept MO, which is basically the same thing as an e-check. (Time-wise.)

[Kayden]

E-checks are what you use when you just have a bank account and no CC on file.

When you buy something through PP with you bank account, PP covers you until your transaction clears. If it doesn't they charge your credit card.

[flowery]

Cool, I upgraded last week to a Sony Erricson walkman phone, it's so nice having a camera phone worthy of the name.

That's sweet. This one isn't a camera phone being a "slimed" down version of the Motorola SLVR but it has some cool features like the 2-way push to talk & bluetooth. I am just pumped I can use my free bluetooth earpiece that retails for 100 bucks.

Also I will say it again Josh Blue will win Last Comic Standing.

[RedvsBlue]

I think that would be awesome.

Not only could I eat what ever I want, but I could lose a bunch of weight!

My friend got them in HS. He lost quite a bit.

Well there's pluses and minuses to it. On the one hand if you leave it untreated you'll lose lots of weight but when you eventually do get it treated its gonna be a bitch to get it out. If you get it taken out now you won't get as much "free" weight loss. You have yourself quite a conundrum. Personally, I'd probably go with option A and roll the dice. I mean hell, at the worst if it kills you at least you'd have a nice thin and light corpse.

[FriskyTanuki]

The e-check through paypal does have a distinct advantage though. If you were accepting a check yourself you'd have to wait for it to be sent and then wait once you deposited it (sometimes up to a week or 2) to see if the funds were actually in the account the check was written off of. The e-check will take 3-4 days tops and paypal worries about all that stuff of making sure it clears (see you actually do get something for that percentage you pay).
I'm not worrying about anything, I'm just annoyed that I have to wait. ;)

I like the comments section of the e-mail I got that told me to do everything that I had said I was going to do in the listing (bubble mailer, DC, etc.).

[AngellicLulu]

I love my new apartment manager. She actually called my old horrible junky apartment manager a bitch. I apologized profusely that she had to deal with her.
I even got a free pizza for moving in. I think this will be really good.
I'll have to take a picture of my view of the lake outside my window. It's much better than the view at my old place (lots of screaming kids throwing mud clods and glass bottles)
And god damn gifted teaching is alot of paperwork. Setting educational plans for the kids, blah blah.
Tomorrow is the first official teacher day and I'll get introduced to the staff. I'm sure most will think I got hired because my mom works there, but whatever, most like my mom (esp. if they want their computers to be working). ^-^

[Trakan]

I'm not worrying about anything, I'm just annoyed that I have to wait. ;)

Did you require payment via paypal for that auction? If not, and you listed MO as an option for payment, I don't understand why you're annoyed. They both take nearly the same amount of time.

[Roufuss]

Depends on the person. I don't keep any money in my Paypal account. I prefer to keep it in my bank account. When I need to pay someone, I just make an instant CC payment.

E-checks are annoying, but that's what I had to use until I could put a credit card on the account. You also said that you accept MO, which is basically the same thing as an e-check. (Time-wise.)

E-check's are fucking stupid and I hate getting them, espically if it's on a Wed - Fri because that just means it takes two days longer for it to clear thanks to the weekend days.

Sometimes buyers get a bit pissy, but it only happened once and they calmed down once I explained it was Paypal's fault and not mine.

Trakan we need to play on XBL.

[Kayden]

Wait... I'm confused. Did you just make a post not involving your boobs and expect us to care? :lol: :booty:

I love my new apartment manager. She actually called my old horrible junky apartment manager a bitch. I apologized profusely that she had to deal with her.
I even got a free pizza for moving in. I think this will be really good.
I'll have to take a picture of my view of the lake outside my window. It's much better than the view at my old place (lots of screaming kids throwing mud clods and glass bottles)
And god damn gifted teaching is alot of paperwork. Setting educational plans for the kids, blah blah.
Tomorrow is the first official teacher day and I'll get introduced to the staff. I'm sure most will think I got hired because my mom works there, but whatever, most like my mom (esp. if they want their computers to be working). ^-^

[zionoverfire]

That's sweet. This one isn't a camera phone being a "slimed" down version of the Motorola SLVR but it has some cool features like the 2-way push to talk & bluetooth. I am just pumped I can use my free bluetooth earpiece that retails for 100 bucks.


That's a pretty good deal, I've been trying not to buy any sort of earpiece, least I spent more time on the phone.

[Trakan]

Trakan we need to play on XBL.

We need to find a game we both have and enjoy playing. :lol:

I used to have DOA4, but the combination of the game being so cheap (alpha-152) and nobody else that I played with having it made me sell it. Maybe I'll pick it up again. I'll be getting Street Fighter next week though and I'll assume that you are as well. That's only a week away.

[RedvsBlue]

We need to find a game we both have and enjoy playing. :lol:

I used to have DOA4, but the combination of the game being so cheap (alpha-152) and nobody else that I played with having it made me sell it. Maybe I'll pick it up again. I'll be getting Street Fighter next week though and I'll assume that you are as well. That's only a week away.

That fucking whore Alpha-152!

[flowery]

That's a pretty good deal, I've been trying not to buy any sort of earpiece, least I spent more time on the phone.

I understand I was never going to fool with it but since it is free whatever. Also since I drive a long way to college and such my mom likes the idea that I don't have to fool with my phone in the car. Also since I am so cheap all of it is free so I am stoked.

[JSweeney]

Wait... I'm confused. Did you just make a post not involving your boobs and expect us to care? :lol: :booty:
There must be something very, very wrong with me. I actually did care about the post she made. :)

That said, zewone's last post in the last OTT was pretty impressive too. While reading it, it was like there were people sitting at table (in my mind), talking about it... One was like the guys in the Balcony in the Muppet show, screaming "Bullshit! Bullshit! This reads like a bad porno mag letter". One was a like a sterotypical stoner, repeating "That was... awesome" as I read through it. Another was like an old lady, saying "Now, now, now, that can't be sanitary". Then there's the priest, shouting about morality, and a little pervert shouting "pics plz! I wonder if the girl is hot".

[zionoverfire]

I understand I was never going to fool with it but since it is free whatever. Also since I drive a long way to college and such my mom likes the idea that I don't have to fool with my phone in the car. Also since I am so cheap all of it is free so I am stoked.

That's probably the reason I'll eventually buy one, in Washington it's now illegal (although almost never enforced) to hold a cellphone while you drive.

[flowery]

That's probably the reason I'll eventually buy one, in Washington it's now illegal (although almost never enforced) to hold a cellphone while you drive.

I am not a big fan of driving while talking on the phone but whatever.

On another note Chris Porter was pretty fucking hilarous. Him and Josh Blue are my favorites but I would go see Ty Barnett.

[seanr1221]

*floats into OTT*

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

*floats out of OTT*

[karsh]

I have to say, Trapt is strangely fun. It's nowhere near perfect, but there's something strangely fun about setting the traps and having them all get pulled off correctly. Granted, I loved Tecmo's Deception so I'm a bit biased, but this is definitely fun in a twisted way.

[Strell]

I went and worked out - something I haven't done in a while - and on the ride home, I started to feel really terrible.

Ending up throwing up.

At an intersection.

On myself.

Three times.

...Yeah.

Felt better immediately though, aside from the fact that I was covered in partially digested apple. But a quick shower, a nap, and a glass of ice tea took care of that.

[CaseyRyback]

You fucker... You got me all excited thinking it was out soon. :bomb:

Well if it is coming out this year it probably should be coming soon. Hell if nothing else a demo will probably come out this year. I don't want to buy all new hardware and then find out my video card can't handle UT decently.

[Purple Flames]

I went and worked out - something I haven't done in a while - and on the ride home, I started to feel really terrible.

Ending up throwing up.

At an intersection.

On myself.

Three times.

...Yeah.



now THAT'S results

[Strell]

now THAT'S results

I'm trying to eliminate all my weakpoints, cuz some of you fuckers know.

[senorwoohoo]

Well played, Strell.

[Kayden]

I'm trying to eliminate all my weakpoints, cuz some of you fuckers know.


*cough* :bouncy: :booty:

That means you did too much. Which is actually good, because it means you're trying. but tis bad, cuz you'll desolve your teeth.

[seanr1221]

Damn Strell..do you think you pushed yourself too hard or were you just not feeling too hot before you went to work out?

I finally worked out today for the first time since I got my wisdom teeth out. I've been avoiding it because I grind my teeth a lot while lifting and didn't feel like putting extra pressure on my molars.

It wasn't so bad though.

[flowery]

Oliver Stone's World Trade Center looks fucking great.

[DT778]

QFT. Whenever I drink water on a regular basis, I have a nice bowel movement almost everyday.
you don't poop everyday?

[seanr1221]

I poop once in the morning every day when I wakeup...it's magic I tells ya.

[Purple Flames]

you don't poop everyday?

When I drink lots of water, yes. If not, it's usually every other day or so.

[CocheseUGA]

I poop at LEAST once a day. 3 times if I'm lucky.

[RedvsBlue]

I am not a big fan of driving while talking on the phone but whatever.

On another note Chris Porter was pretty fucking hilarous. Him and Josh Blue are my favorites but I would go see Ty Barnett.

Ty has for 2 weeks in a row been my favorite. The post game sex joke had me literally on the floor laughing last week. Chris really turned it up this week and was definetly a close second. Initially Josh Blue was my favorite but I've come to realize he's kind of a one trick pony. About 80% of his jokes revolve around his disability and its gotten a bit stale. Its like a fat comedian who's jokes revolve around making fun of themself. Sure its funny once or twice but if almost every joke is based on that it gets boring. I just feel like if he didn't have cerebral palsy that he wouldn't have much material at all. The reason I like Ty is because he's all over the place with his jokes. He'll make a joke about being black then he'll shift completely and do a joke about something else. He doesn't focus on just one thing and of all the comedians he'd be the only one who I think could put together an entire hour set of good material.

[RedvsBlue]

Oliver Stone's World Trade Center looks fucking great.

I had no desire to see United 93 but World Trade Center looks amazing.

[DT778]

I poop once in the morning every day when I wakeup...it's magic I tells ya.
me too.

I have a friend who poops multiple times a day. Not just sometimes, every fucken day.

[CocheseUGA]

me too.

I have a friend who poops multiple times a day. Not just sometimes, every fucken day.

The reason God made the PSP...

[FriskyTanuki]

Did you require payment via paypal for that auction? If not, and you listed MO as an option for payment, I don't understand why you're annoyed. They both take nearly the same amount of time.
Because I didn't know paypal did eChecks, so I had assumed that paypal was my faster method of payment and MO was the slower method.

It was a trap. :-(

[senorwoohoo]

me too.

I have a friend who poops multiple times a day. Not just sometimes, every fucken day.

Am I your friend, cuz I have that problem. :(

[flowery]

Ty has for 2 weeks in a row been my favorite. The post game sex joke had me literally on the floor laughing last week. Chris really turned it up this week and was definetly a close second. Initially Josh Blue was my favorite but I've come to realize he's kind of a one trick pony. About 80% of his jokes revolve around his disability and its gotten a bit stale. Its like a fat comedian who's jokes revolve around making fun of themself. Sure its funny once or twice but if almost every joke is based on that it gets boring. I just feel like if he didn't have cerebral palsy that he wouldn't have much material at all. The reason I like Ty is because he's all over the place with his jokes. He'll make a joke about being black then he'll shift completely and do a joke about something else. He doesn't focus on just one thing and of all the comedians he'd be the only one who I think could put together an entire hour set of good material.

Yes, very well observed. Josh has some funny stuff that just kills me. Chris is fucking nuts...the whole costco shit was great (we don't have one around here though). His delivery is great being that formere stoner I guess. Ty is someone you could really enjoy at a comedy club. It was funny to see him crack up at the end about the bums.

[Kayden]

I need a new motif...

[seanr1221]

I need a new motif...

You need some new 360 games ;-P

[CocheseUGA]

What a bunch of BS. I downloaded a font to use on a cover and it doesn't work.

[DT778]

You need some new 360 games ;-P
360 is lacking great games right now. I have oblivion, call of duty 2, fight night round 3, the outfit, and what have I been playing lately? Cloning Clyde.

Saints row needs to hurry up and come out so I can exchange my sealed Hitman for it.

[seanr1221]

360 is lacking great games right now. I have oblivion, call of duty 2, fight night round 3, the outfit, and what have I been playing lately? Cloning Clyde.

Saints row needs to hurry up and come out so I can exchange my sealed Hitman for it.

Thats all well and good, but look at his gamercard and what games he owns :booty: hah, then again, he does have a PC....

[FriskyTanuki]

What a bunch of BS. I downloaded a font to use on a cover and it doesn't work.
Did you put it in the right folder and install it?

[CocheseUGA]

Yeah. It's a truetype. PS doesn't recognize it (comes up as an error) and Word reverts to a grey screen. Weird.

[FriskyTanuki]

Yeah. It's a truetype. PS doesn't recognize it (comes up as an error) and Word reverts to a grey screen. Weird.
Interesting. I have several new fonts installed and never got that kind of problem. See if you can install the same font from another site that has that font for download.

[CocheseUGA]

It's a SEGA font, not sure where I would find another one. Oh well, Sonic Adventure isn't coming along too well anyways.

[6669]

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

[RedvsBlue]

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

What does the alcohol add to the equation though?


;)

[seanr1221]

What does the alcohol add to the equation though?


;)


pics of deh boo-bays? :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

[6669]

What does the alcohol add to the equation though?


;)

I open up the vault and start talking/typing out of my ass. Its like I'm on the phone with lots of my friends and we just start sharing rumors and secrets, except everyone in the OTT is a high school girl.

pics of deh boo-bays? :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

Um, no. I'm not that drunk.

[FriskyTanuki]

It's a SEGA font, not sure where I would find another one. Oh well, Sonic Adventure isn't coming along too well anyways.
Any of these fit the bill?
http://www.clavis.ne.jp/~sonic/segasonic/act5/font.htm
http://www.dafont.com/font.php?file=sega
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/sonic-site/segafonts.html

[Kayden]

What does the alcohol add to the equation though?


;)

I think we're all more interested in what it subtracts. :lol:

[6669]

I think we're all more interested in what it subtracts. :lol:

:lol:

I've never been that wasted before, so nobody get their hopes up.

[Kayden]

Thats all well and good, but look at his gamercard and what games he owns :booty: hah, then again, he does have a PC....

Hey, you tell someone to make one worth a damn! I want Dead Rising mother fucker!

Kameo was fun, once.
Dynasty Warriors was fun, once.
Full Auto is still fun, but not fun enough to compell me to play it over Diablo 2. :wall: Goddamned Titan Quest made me want to remember the touch of a real game. Oblivion was good, but beating it once on the PC is enough. Its pretty and all, but it still gets so damn boring after you beat all the guilds and the story line.

Maybe I just need friends... :-k ... nahhhhh

[Kayden]

:lol:

I've never been that wasted before, so nobody get their hopes up.

Yoshi isn't the only one around here with a long tongue. :hot: =P~

:lol:

[6669]

Yoshi isn't the only one around here with a long tongue. :hot: =P~

:lol:

ooooooooookay. I'm gonna log off now.

[shrike4242]

Fiidarats.

[Kayden]

ooooooooookay. I'm gonna log off now.

Success! :lol:

[Kayden]

Fiidarats.

Eh?

Fuck
I'm
Not
Reading
All
That


FINRAT

Wtf is Fiidarats?

[RedvsBlue]

Nobody got my joke... They all thought it meant that I wanted her to do something crazy but let's look at it like this. Her original equation said:

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

So asked what alcohol adds to the equation, implying that taking out alcohol wouldn't change anything:

6669 + OTT = not good idea

[Kayden]

Nobody got my joke... They all thought it meant that I wanted her to do something crazy but let's look at it like this. Her original equation said:

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

So asked what alcohol adds to the equation, implying that taking out alcohol wouldn't change anything:

6669 + OTT = not good idea

Well... Since we all know women have no value...

OTT = not good idea. :lol:

[Strell]

Alcohol adds a lot of unnecessary questions from sexually frustrated gamers attempting to get a female poster to show us pics of her boobs.

That's what.

Well... Since we all know women have no value...

OTT = not good idea. :lol:

If we divide by woman, the universe explodes!

(joking)

[FriskyTanuki]

Eh?

Fuck
I'm
Not
Reading
All
That


FINRAT

Wtf is Fiidarats?
Fuck It I Did Actually Read All That Shit.

[zewone]

That said, zewone's last post in the last OTT was pretty impressive too. While reading it, it was like there were people sitting at table (in my mind), talking about it... One was like the guys in the Balcony in the Muppet show, screaming "Bullshit! Bullshit! This reads like a bad porno mag letter". One was a like a sterotypical stoner, repeating "That was... awesome" as I read through it. Another was like an old lady, saying "Now, now, now, that can't be sanitary". Then there's the priest, shouting about morality, and a little pervert shouting "pics plz! I wonder if the girl is hot".
Thanks...I think. :)

[2poor]

Nobody got my joke... They all thought it meant that I wanted her to do something crazy but let's look at it like this. Her original equation said:

Alcohol + 6669 + OTT = not good idea

So asked what alcohol adds to the equation, implying that taking out alcohol wouldn't change anything:

6669 + OTT = not good idea

I got your joke. I just didn't feel like posting in the OTT.

[Kayden]

Fuck It I Did Actually Read All That Shit.

Oh... Wow. I'm surprised Shrike could read all that at his age. Maybe he took a nap in between pages... :mrgreen:

[shrike4242]

Oh... Wow. I'm surprised Shrike could read all that at his age. Maybe he took a nap in between pages... :mrgreen:
Yeah, so senile that he forgets who he's banning at that particular moment. :oldman:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

WOA! Subby got mad hawt!

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/image.php?u=3428&dateline=1153585563&type=profile

Saddly, the longer my hair gets, the more I start looking like RD JR. Yay Heroin! Aww, thanks K. ;) pics of deh boo-bays? :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: You know she's underage, right? :shame: :shame: :shame:

You fucking disgust me. ;)

[Kayden]

Yeah, so senile that he forgets who he's banning at that particular moment. :oldman:
:lol: I don't think that comes off as menacingly as it sounded in your head.

Aww, thanks K. ;) http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8346/3631nc4.gif Although... my first thought was 'why does he have a picture of Ashton Kutcher?'

You know she's underage, right? :shame: :shame: :shame: You fucking disgust me. ;)
No shit... Thats something to be expected of me... ( :drool: )

[RedvsBlue]

Thanks...I think. :)

I atually believe it happened because its just too random of a thing to be made up. I do have a question though. Now I don't mean any offense here but how did you manage that? I mean I saw your picture in thay contest thread, you're no Brad Pitt... (like I said, not criticizing because I'm in the same boat myself)

I just don't understand women sometimes, a friend of mine who was definetly not one that would make the ladies swoon ended up having a 3some with 2 chicks once. Its not like he even did anything either, they just flat out told him they wanted a 3some and he accepted. Of course he was dating another girl at the same time but the fucker had the audacity to tell my ex that I cheated on her by making out with another girl 1 day before I broke up with her that son of a bitch... Anyway, enough for the random tangents.

[shrike4242]

Thanks...I think. :)
Gold star for it being entertaining on more than one level, as well as believeable.

Second gold star for it being readable as well.

[CocheseUGA]

Any of these fit the bill?
http://www.clavis.ne.jp/~sonic/segasonic/act5/font.htm
http://www.dafont.com/font.php?file=sega
http://kotisivu.mtv3.fi/sonic-site/segafonts.html

Actually, it's the sonic font off of the first one. I'm too tired to check the other ones right now. It's bedtime.

[zewone]

I atually believe it happened because its just too random of a thing to be made up. I do have a question though. Now I don't mean any offense here but how did you manage that? I mean I saw your picture in thay contest thread, you're no Brad Pitt... (like I said, not criticizing because I'm in the same boat myself)

I'm trying to type this in the best possible way without sounding egotistical, but still answering your question.

Like you said, I'm not Brad Pitt, but I don't think I'm ugly either. I have a lot of confidence in myself and I'm pretty funny guy (in real life at least, my sense of humor doesn't translate so well when you read it).

The girl had already had sex with Delvin and Conrad before in the past (not at the same time, just in the past on different occasions.) So I guess that made it easier.

Alcohol didn't hurt either.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8346/3631nc4.gif Although... my first thought was 'why does he have a picture of Ashton Kutcher?' You fucking dick. :bomb: :lol:

[RedvsBlue]

I'm trying to type this in the best possible way without sounding egotistical, but still answering your question.

Like you said, I'm not Brad Pitt, but I don't think I'm ugly either. I have a lot of confidence in myself and I'm pretty funny guy (in real life at least, my sense of humor doesn't translate so well when you read it).

The girl had already had sex with Delvin and Conrad before in the past (not at the same time, just in the past on different occasions.) So I guess that made it easier.

Alcohol didn't hurt either.

I suppose that's true, confidence does go a long way. Then again when a girl just wants a random fuck she usually just picks a guy based entirely on looks. As wierd as it would be to do that, I'm not entirely sure that if I had been in your situation that I wouldn't do the exact same thing.

[zewone]

Then again when a girl just wants a random fuck she usually just picks a guy based entirely on looks.
If you've seen Delvin (which you haven't), it would really boggle your mind. Especially if you see the girl. He's ridiculously ugly, but hella funny plus he thinks he's the finest dude that's ever lived.

With that said, he fucks Sandra the most out my friends (this girl has had sex with 5 dudes out of my group of friends). Like once every month of so.

[RedvsBlue]

If you've seen Delvin (which you haven't), it would really boggle your mind. Especially if you see the girl. He's ridiculously ugly, but hella funny plus he thinks he's the finest dude that's ever lived.

With that said, he fucks Sandra the most out my friends (this girl has had sex with 5 dudes out of my group of friends). Like once every month of so.

Damn, this Sandra chick sounds like a great addition to any group. You need to add another girl to your group just to see what would happen...

[CocheseUGA]

I got bored and whipped this up. Very rough draft, mind you
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/CocheseUGA/sonictest.jpg

I think I'm going to extend the black area out to the sides (but not warp the text), and take out either the inlay (big Sonic) or the characters up top.

OK, I'm seriously going to bed now. I still have to do laundry first thing in the AM.

[Dr Mario Kart]

boo

[Moxio]

DMK, where are you in BOF4?

[AlbinoNinja]

oh yeah, and if John Hodgman was my PC, i would never even consider getting a mac. I dont care if he can't speak Japanese.

[mr ryles]

Damn, this Sandra chick sounds like a great addition to any group. You need to add another girl to your group just to see what would happen...
maybe you guys should start riding donkeys around too.........

[Dr Mario Kart]

I'm still nowhere in BOF4. I've been busy playing Fire Emblem.

[Moxio]

I'm still nowhere in BOF4. I've been busy playing Fire Emblem.

UGH I HATE YOU :cry:

[SMMM]

I'm still nowhere in BOF4. I've been busy playing Fire Emblem.

Don't worry and KEEP YOUR HEAD UP!! (http://spoooooooon.googlepages.com/02_keep_your_head_up.mp3)

[Kayden]

Hell of a lot better than your first shot with the prog. Although, I don't like the way it displays them, why cant it just do the standard 1 page layout?

I got bored and whipped this up. Very rough draft, mind you
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/CocheseUGA/sonictest.jpg

I think I'm going to extend the black area out to the sides (but not warp the text), and take out either the inlay (big Sonic) or the characters up top.

OK, I'm seriously going to bed now. I still have to do laundry first thing in the AM.

[mr ryles]

I just cut a whole in my roof with a steak knife shoved my ethernet cable through it and crawled through my dark dusty hot ass, umm attic I guess. It's not really an attic, just a crawl space above the ceiling.

I didn't just do this but it was like 2 hours ago.

All in all it sucked nards, I still have a dry dusty feeling in my throat and nose, no matter how much sprite I drink.

at least there isn't ethernet cables running down the middle of the hall now.

[zewone]

Isn't the hole in the roof an eye sore though? Might have just wanted to invest in a wireless router.

[mr ryles]

meh, it's on the roof, I don't really look up there to often, plus it is in the corner.

[Mid Boss]

Why the hell would you run ethernet cable through your roof?

[mr ryles]

so It's not in the middle of the fucking floor

[Mid Boss]

I just don't see any situation where you should have to run it through the roof. Walls and ceilings I can see, but why would it come through the roof?

[mr ryles]

roof, ceiling, same difference smart guy.

[Mid Boss]

Okay, that makes more sense. I just don't think of ceiling and roof to be the same thing and it was gonna be driving me nuts trying to figure that out if I didn't ask

[mr ryles]

Okay, that makes more sense. I just don't think of ceiling and roof to be the same thing and it was gonna be driving me nuts trying to figure that out if I didn't ask

ya there's infinite possabilities on why I would be running an ethernet cable on top of my fucking house. Glad I don't have your thought process. If I did it would be driving me nuts why they sell hoes at wal-mart.

[Mid Boss]

Hey, its late, maybe I'm not exactly thinking straight. I'm sorry I just don't immediately make the connection that someone might use the word roof interchangeably with ceiling. Its been my experience that they aren't the same fucking thing. I figured roof wasn't what you meant, but obviously I'm an idiot and needed clarification

[mr ryles]

obviously

[mr ryles]

bad note, but night OTT.

going to lay down and watch team america. "I'm sho Ronery"

[DT778]

i've been spending like the last hour on myspace looking for some old friend and some classmates. Damn I forgot where I heard/read it but it is true, they find that one perfect picture at the perfect angle and use that on for the profile. Then you see the other pics that have with their friend and shit or the drunk pic and they look nothing like the profile pic.

like this chick
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7896875

[AngellicLulu]

I woke up obscenely early for my first workday. ><

[DT778]

^ good luck. I'm about to go to sleep.

what was the name of this show?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP1USaPMXpI&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex% 2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendID %3D11237244

[Strell]

Shorties Watching Shorties.

Not as good as Dr. Katz.

For some reason I can't fall asleep.

[DT778]

thanks. too bad youtube doesn't really have any good videos from it.

[seanr1221]

i've been spending like the last hour on myspace looking for some old friend and some classmates. Damn I forgot where I heard/read it but it is true, they find that one perfect picture at the perfect angle and use that on for the profile. Then you see the other pics that have with their friend and shit or the drunk pic and they look nothing like the profile pic.

like this chick
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7896875

E-Gad...her profile pic is so hot, and then the full body ones...bleh. Worse yet, it looks like any pic featuring her entire body is also a bit squished to make her look a lil skinnier....or are my eyes playing tricks on me.

[CocheseUGA]

Warning...warning...step away from the camera. We have a full-blown attention whore alert. Proceed with caution. We also have a small craft advisory for your pool beer floaty. May get sunk when this lush dives in for the alcohol. May not operate heavy machinery...ever.

Additional warnings persist for the following:
-Ted Kennedy sightings. The large amounts of alcohol consumed may attract wild animals.
-Blindness. Excessive use of flash photography may result in loss of vision.
-Cancer...or perhaps lack thereof. Repeating whoring to camera may result in an overdose of radiation.
-Sloppy seconds. Repeated abuse of alcohol and photography during college may result in premature pornography.

[CocheseUGA]

roof, ceiling, same difference smart guy.

Perhaps if you come from Mypos.

[seanr1221]

CocheseUGA, is that your car in your sig? If it is I'd love to see more pics of it if you have any.

[jmcc]

I woke up obscenely early for my first workday. ><Good. It will give you Amish vigor.

[flowery]

I really loath doing pointless revisions on these damn papers.

[CocheseUGA]

CocheseUGA, is that your car in your sig? If it is I'd love to see more pics of it if you have any.
I wish. It's a 2002 Camaro SS modified by Berger Chevrolet. 380/400, Fikse FM5 wheels, blackout taillight panel. I don't remember the exhaust, it may be Borla.

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/7311/2002bergerexterior8003wk8.th.jpg (http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2002bergerexterior8003wk8.jpg)
http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/1679/2002bergerrear8002gr3.th.jpg (http://img76.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2002bergerrear8002gr3.jpg)
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9764/2002bergercamarosswz0.th.jpg (http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2002bergercamarosswz0.jpg)

IMO, one of the best 4th gen F-bodies out there besides the 99 30th Anniversary T/A, any 98-02 WS6 (black, preferably) and the Sonoco show car. Generally, search for GMMG and you'll find a lot more.

Check this out:
http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/5654/fc05sl9.th.jpg (http://img479.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fc05sl9.jpg)

[CocheseUGA]

And, it's a little annoying when people who've been here two months tell people where to post things.

[Roufuss]

We need to find a game we both have and enjoy playing. :lol:

I used to have DOA4, but the combination of the game being so cheap (alpha-152) and nobody else that I played with having it made me sell it. Maybe I'll pick it up again. I'll be getting Street Fighter next week though and I'll assume that you are as well. That's only a week away.

Dude I own like 12 360 games... just pick any one of them and we probably have it ;)

And yea, Alpha 152 is a game ruiner.

[6669]

You fucking disgust me. ;)

Yeah, he disgusted me too, which is why I logged out ;)

[seanr1221]

That Camaro is fucking sweet :drool:

My dad was lucky when he was my age, he had a '69 Camaro SS. Too bad he still doesn't have it today :(

[JSweeney]

Thanks...I think. :)

Overall, it was entertaining and interesting. I don't think one can ask much more than that from a post. :D

[JSweeney]

I woke up obscenely early for my first workday. ><

How does one wake up obscenely?

[Brak]

Just read about the train.

http://www.elliottsamazing.com/thomas.jpg

[Strell]

Finally managed to get to sleep.

I'm not as sore as I thought I'd be. Biceps don't hurt at all, which is good. Those hurt the worst - where you can't fully stretch your arm out and such.

Mmmm. Mowed the lawn in the rain. That is always fun. A good way to wake up considering the circumstances.

[CocheseUGA]

That Camaro is fucking sweet :drool:



Tell me about it. I know of only one SS that looks better, I'll have to find a pic. Those wheels are damn expensive though.

[CocheseUGA]

Finally managed to get to sleep.

I'm not as sore as I thought I'd be. Biceps don't hurt at all, which is good. Those hurt the worst - where you can't fully stretch your arm out and such.

Mmmm. Mowed the lawn in the rain. That is always fun. A good way to wake up considering the circumstances.

I'm trying to lose some weight...actually, quite a bit. Five years ago, I lost 75lbs in 45 days. Not trying to lose quite as much so fast this time around, but I wouldn't mind losing 40lbs. While that sounds like a lot, I know I'll never lose that number again. I'd gain too much muscle to ever get below 190 again. (231 the other day). I'm not fat, but I do have a gut I desperately want to lose. How I'm built though, you can't tell I have a gut at all when I have my shirt on. Did 45 mins on the elliptical the other day, going back again today.

Does anyone else have baseball cards? I'm trying to find nice looking binders to keep them in on the shelf.


BTW, here's the revised cover:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v405/CocheseUGA/sonictestb.jpg

[flowery]

Yo senorwoohoo, I got a 95 on that paper. I am going to fix some BS stuff to get a 100 though. Thanks a ton bro. Now I have to fluff out a 12 page research paper over the IRA.

Edit: Have a shit load of baseball and hockey cards. I keep them in nice binders according to sport.

[seanr1221]

I've been eating healthy/working out for a year now and things have been going well. Last year at this time I was 200...I weighed myself yesterday and I'm 158...pretty sweet.

[AlbinoNinja]

hmm... i forgot how catchy music in Sonic: The Hedgehog games are... (I'm talking about the Genesis games)

[jmcc]

How does one wake up obscenely?I have a method. But it requires someone willing to get up before you to soften the butter.

[CocheseUGA]

I have a method. But it requires someone willing to get up before you to soften the butter.

LMAO.

I just found out it's rather difficult to do a search on something when it could be construed so many different ways.

I want a 3-ring binder that looks like an old book (think Dickens, or this (http://www.usna.edu/Library/Literature/Images/libbooks.gif)) and I can find SQUAT.

[flowery]

LMAO.

I just found out it's rather difficult to do a search on something when it could be construed so many different ways.

I want a 3-ring binder that looks like an old book (think Dickens, or this (http://www.usna.edu/Library/Literature/Images/libbooks.gif)) and I can find SQUAT.

That might be hard and/or pricey (awesome idea though). I just get them from Wally World or Target and buy a bunch of sheets.

[CocheseUGA]

Actually, I just came up with an idea, but unfortunately it didn't work the way I planned.

I could use a cheap cardboard magazine file and cover it with scrapbook paper for the appearance, and use the binders that I have and put it inside with the file facing out.

Unfortunately, the binder is deeper than the file.

[flowery]

Yeah if you could maybe find some really old bigger books you could gut them (if the book was useless and/or not priceless) then add more cardboard support while adding the three ring part to the spine. I don't know how cheap that would be but you could probably get the desired look.

Another idea is to buy some destressed leather and bind your own book with a three ring on the spine.

[shrike4242]

And, it's a little annoying when people who've been here two months tell people where to post things.
It's a little annoying when people who've been here almost two years forget how to use thumbnails.

[CocheseUGA]

Oh damn, you sure did get me there.

[shrike4242]

Oh damn, you sure did get me there.
It's a weak one, but it's all I could pull up on such short notice. :D

Though, which 2-month old CAG has you irked at their posting directions on where stuff should end up?

[jmcc]

Oh damn, you sure did get me there.Won't you think of people browsing the site on cell phones and PDAs? Your moderately sized images made them have to scroll.

[CocheseUGA]

It's a weak one, but it's all I could pull up on such short notice. :D

Though, which 2-month old CAG has you irked at their posting directions on where stuff should end up?

Just someone pulling semantics over the Target gaming chair in VGD. Apparently my namesake took care of that one. :D

But on a more serious note, these gamercards are KILLING the load times.

[CocheseUGA]

Won't you think of people browsing the site on cell phones and PDAs? Your moderately sized images made them have to scroll.

Cellphones and PDAs? What about PSPs? They must want to kill me.

[jmcc]

Cellphones and PDAs? What about PSPs? They must want to kill me.No one owns PSPs.

[shrike4242]

Just someone pulling semantics over the Target gaming chair in VGD. Apparently my namesake took care of that one. :D

But on a more serious note, these gamercards are KILLING the load times.
Thanks for the pointer, that thread is cleaner now. :D

[Strell]

Thanks for the pointer, that thread is cleaner now. :D

Did Shrike hafta choke a bitch?

[CocheseUGA]

No one owns PSPs.

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/blasphemy.jpg

[CocheseUGA]

No one ever answered in the other thread what I should get with my iTunes money.


>>Methinks the sig function is screwy...

[Strell]

No one ever answered in the other thread what I should get with my iTunes money.


>>Methinks the sig function is screwy...

Depends on what music you are into.

I need something to go on.

[CocheseUGA]

Here are my recent purchases:
Oakenfold - Ready Steady Go
Godsmack - Speak
RHCP - Dani California
Pearl Jam - World Wide Suicide
Spiderbait - Black Betty
Crossfade - So Far Away
Soul Asylum - Misery (Clerks II FTW!)
Jack Johnson - Flake

According to my library I really like:
3 Doors Down
Audioslave
Crystal Method
Dave Matthews
Sevendust
Soundgarden
STP
U2

I was considering replacing my John Mayer CD that I lost (or perhaps just a couple songs from it).

[senorwoohoo]

Yo senorwoohoo, I got a 95 on that paper. I am going to fix some BS stuff to get a 100 though. Thanks a ton bro. Now I have to fluff out a 12 page research paper over the IRA.

Edit: Have a shit load of baseball and hockey cards. I keep them in nice binders according to sport.

Awesome, glad to hear it.

In my world, I haven't felt this shitty in years.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Cochese, you should probably just stop listening to music altogether. :shame: :lol:

[CocheseUGA]

I could take it that music today sucks, or my taste sucks.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:-\"


:lol:

[Strell]

Cochese, some suggestions, I dunno if you'd like them or not, but I'm trying to pick things somewhere close to what you've suggested (admittedly, I'm very bad at this):

Alice in Chains ("Rooster," "I Stay Away")
The Bravery ("Honest Mistake," "Tyrant")
Collective Soul ("Why Pt. 2")
She Wants Revenge ("Tear You Apart," "I Don't Want to Fall in Love")
Muse ("Falling Down")

If I had to throw bands out there generically, I'd suggest:
Jet
Offspring
White Stripes
22-20s
Rage Against the Machine (shut up everyone)

Give the previews a shot. If that doesn't work, maybe try them out on a P2P or something, I dunno. There's better people for suggestions than me.

[flowery]

If you like RHCP "Snow ((Hey Oh))" and a few others on Stadium Arcadium are amazing. If you like Pearl Jam then check out "Life Wasted" and "Inside Job" from the new album, "Fatal" from Live at Benaroya Hall is another solid song. Alice in Chains are awesome if you haven't heard much of there stuff Unplugged is a great cd. The Raconteurs are good. "Voodoo Too" from the new album by Godmack is damn good if you like them. Citizen Cope "Pablo Picasso" is a great song to check out. John Butler Trio is a good band if you like more earthy rock that still rocks, "Treat Ya Mama" "Betterman" "Company Sin" "Ocean" are great.

[CocheseUGA]

Cochese, some suggestions, I dunno if you'd like them or not, but I'm trying to pick things somewhere close to what you've suggested (admittedly, I'm very bad at this):

Alice in Chains ("Rooster," "I Stay Away")
The Bravery ("Honest Mistake," "Tyrant")
Collective Soul ("Why Pt. 2")
Rage Against the Machine (shut up everyone)
She Wants Revenge ("Tear You Apart," "I Don't Want to Fall in Love")
Muse ("Falling Down")

If I had to throw bands out there generically, I'd suggest:
Jet
Offspring
White Stripes
22-20s

Give the previews a shot. If that doesn't work, maybe try them out on a P2P or something, I dunno. There's better people for suggestions than me.

Well, the Offspring are alright (unlike those kids), and I already have the Collective Soul entire collection. Some RATM might be good for the gym.

Thinking about:
Blue October - Hate Me
Rob Thomas - Ever The Same - hey, it reminds me of long ago
REM - Stand, Radio Free Europe, It's The End...
Lustra - Scotty Doesn't Know
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy
Disturbed has a cool cover of Land of Confusion (Genesis), but not worth the dl

I miss mIRC...:( And I find it wrong that I actually like Kelly Clarkson. Almost all of the Top 100 SUCKS.

[senorwoohoo]

You should definitely get some Rage.

[flowery]

If you get Rage get it from Rage Against The Machine or The Evil Empire.

[senorwoohoo]

If you get Rage get it from Rage Against The Machine or The Evil Empire.

Agreed, self-titled is amazing. Battle of Los Angeles isn't bad, but it's not as good as those.

[Strell]

I still like "Dosed" by RHCP.

[CocheseUGA]

I kinda wanted Renegades, but it's not available.

[shrike4242]

Did Shrike hafta choke a bitch?
Only a one-handed choke, since I'm not supposed to lift heavy things with my left arm right now. Gave blood earlier today.

That should make taking a piss a real chore, for the same reason. :-s

[2poor]

Why are there "edited" rap albums? Who buys this kind of stuff?

[CocheseUGA]

Only a one-handed choke, since I'm not supposed to lift heavy things with my left arm right now. Gave blood earlier today.

That should make taking a piss a real chore, for the same reason. :-s

Well played Shrike.

Well played

[jmcc]

Only a one-handed choke, since I'm not supposed to lift heavy things with my left arm right now. Gave blood earlier today.

That should make taking a piss a real chore, for the same reason. :-sBecause you're a tub and sit down to pee?

[senorwoohoo]

Why are there "edited" rap albums? Who buys this kind of stuff?

Did you get an edited version of Feedback?

[CocheseUGA]

Why are there rap albums? Who buys this kind of stuff?


Fix'd. No charge.

[jmcc]

Fix'd. No charge.Boooooooo.

edit: though, your love for the Camaro totally makes sense now.

[shrike4242]

Because you're a tub and sit down to pee?
Wow, leave it jmcc to come up with the road with the arrow between the eyes. :shock:

However could I not see that one coming. :roll:

[flowery]

Boooooooo.

edit: though, your love for the Camaro totally makes sense now.

I laughed.

[senorwoohoo]

Ha, I laughed, too.

[2poor]

Did you get an edited version of Feedback?

No. There's no Bestbuy around the part of Florida I'm at right now so I just asked my friend back in California to pick me up a copy.

I was just looking arond for some cds and I saw Illmatic, It Was Written, and Tical with the edited sticker on it and it just made me wonder. It's not like Puritans or Pilgrims listen to rap right?

Boooooooo.

edit: though, your love for the Camaro totally makes sense now.

Word.

[jmcc]

Wow, leave it jmcc to come up with the road with the arrow between the eyes. :shock:

However could I not see that one coming. :roll:So it was a dick joke? *sigh* I thought you were above that, Shrike. I thought you wouldn't go lowbrow and were instead just a guy not ashamed of his fatness and peeing like a girl. I see now I was wrong.

[CocheseUGA]

Boooooooo.

edit: though, your love for the Camaro totally makes sense now.

Maybe I just don't get songs that talk about drugs. Could be why I don't like Bender or Lit.

Actually, I grew up in the ghetto. I just don't really like rap music. I'd rather listen to someone that can either hit me with good lyrics, or really good sounds. I think the only rap I can actually stand is Nelly...or Mase. You know it feels so good.

Although I did like OutKast before they got popular.

[Strell]

Naw, you don't like Lit because Lit sucks.

:)

[2poor]

Maybe I just don't get songs that talk about drugs. Could be why I don't like Bender or Lit.

Actually, I grew up in the ghetto. I just don't really like rap music. I'd rather listen to someone that can either hit me with good lyrics, or really good sounds. I think the only rap I can actually stand is Nelly...or Mase. You know it feels so good.

Although I did like OutKast before they got popular.

Because everyone knows all rap revolves around drugs. Listen to something good instead of something like Nelly.

[flowery]

Naw, you don't like Lit because Lit sucks.

:)

I laughed again.

I don't rap either but being in college I tollerate it. My best friend blares it so I get used to it. Pac is really the only rap that I enjoy honestly.

[jmcc]

Maybe I just don't get songs that talk about drugs. Could be why I don't like Bender or Lit.

Actually, I grew up in the ghetto. I just don't really like rap music. I'd rather listen to someone that can either hit me with good lyrics, or really good sounds. I think the only rap I can actually stand is Nelly...or Mase. You know it feels so good.

Although I did like OutKast before they got popular.Lames! There's so much rap/hip-hop out there that focuses on other subjects than drugsgunsmoneyhos that I don't want to hear that excuse. You go get some Tribe Called Quest next time you leave the house. The Low End Theory GET!

[jmcc]

What makes me laugh is today's Penny Arcade and Achewood. PA needs to make this a regular feature and Achewood, as always, is gold.

[Strell]

You go get some Tribe Called Quest next time you leave the house.

http://myspace-245.vo.llnwd.net/00430/54/20/430840245_l.jpg

"It's A Pimp Named Slickback. It's like A Tribe Called Quest. You say the whole thing!"

[2poor]

If good lyrics really mattered to you then why would something like drugs turn you off to rap?

[CocheseUGA]

Naw, you don't like Lit because Lit sucks.

:)

Now THAT is comedy.

[DT778]

weak. Im trying to pay for my classes online and they dont accept visa. what kind of shit is this.

edit; and because of my procastinating I have to pay for them online instead of by mail since I need to pay them 2 weeks before orientation so that I could register the day after that. And charging people a "service" fee for paying online is straight up robbery.

[CocheseUGA]

Lames! There's so much rap/hip-hop out there that focuses on other subjects than drugsgunsmoneyhos that I don't want to hear that excuse.

If the radio (or dude's car next to me) played anything else, it might be worth the effort. What's the point of playing a song when every other word gets bleeped? (And that goes for anything)

I want some good rock bands to come around again. This AFI-rock-punk-pop crap is getting old. Rap>EMO

[DT778]

^ dont listen to any rapper who is on the radio. Check out the black rappers who are different thread for some good rap.

[flowery]

Tupac Shakur and Vanilla Ice.

Those are the only true rappers. Word to ya motha...

[shrike4242]

So it was a dick joke? *sigh* I thought you were above that, Shrike. I thought you wouldn't go lowbrow and were instead just a guy not ashamed of his fatness and peeing like a girl. I see now I was wrong.
It's the one requisite dick joke, because Strell is in the OTT and Brak isn't.

Consider to be come and gone.

[Strell]

It's the one requisite dick joke, because Strell is in the OTT and Brak isn't.

Consider to be come and gone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/small-bnb.jpg

A uh huh uh uahuh huhu huhh.

You said requisite.

HA uh uhu hhu huhuh huh.

[zewone]

i've been spending like the last hour on myspace looking for some old friend and some classmates. Damn I forgot where I heard/read it but it is true, they find that one perfect picture at the perfect angle and use that on for the profile. Then you see the other pics that have with their friend and shit or the drunk pic and they look nothing like the profile pic.

like this chick
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=7896875
I don't know what you're talking. I'd totally take it to that chick. I like 'em thick.

[senorwoohoo]

Jesus Christ, I am never eating walnuts again.