View Full Version : Manliest Game EVER!!!
Rodimus
08-13-2006, 11:38 PM
I was in a debate with a friend of what the manliest game EVER is. He says Gears of War (which isn't out yet) and I said Contra: Shattered Soilder. It's got guns and flamethrowers, Hover Motorcycles, heavy metal music, and to top it off it's hard.
What are your "Manliest Games?"
After some posts, (if you want) I'll create a poll. And we can vote on the CAG manliest games!!! And I will allow girls to vote.
evilmax17
08-13-2006, 11:40 PM
Duke Nukem 3D.
RedvsBlue
08-13-2006, 11:41 PM
Duke Nukem 3D.
Good one!
Pancake Rabbit
08-13-2006, 11:43 PM
Barbie's Pony Parade.
Scorch
08-13-2006, 11:44 PM
http://media.arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.media/guy%20game.jpg
PenguinMaster
08-13-2006, 11:47 PM
Duke Nukem 3D.
Thirded. Though I played this game a lot when I was ten years old.
2Fast
08-13-2006, 11:47 PM
Fear Effect 1 & 2 -- think about it.
Kapwanil
08-13-2006, 11:53 PM
Chou Aniki
I'm going straight to hell.
Max Payne. How can you get more manly then Max Payne? Though Bad Dudes is also a close second.
Strell
08-14-2006, 12:07 AM
http://maddoxgame.ytmnd.com/
Heyricochet
08-14-2006, 12:32 AM
The Johnny's Xtreme Adventure game that was on x-play. I really want this game to come out.
Rocket launchers that shoot chainsaws that EXPLODE!
HumanSnatcher
08-14-2006, 03:02 AM
Does "handball" count...?
akilshohen
08-14-2006, 03:20 AM
Fouth on Duke Nukem 3-d
also add:
DOA volleyball (nuff said)
Rumble Roses
Ninja gaiden
Rodimus
08-14-2006, 04:03 AM
Duke Nukem is a good one, but Contra SS is still the manliest to me.
And just cause a game has T & A doesn't mean it should be awarded the title. I know guys play them, but it don't make them manly enough. Think about DOA VB... Put aside the hot girls and you got a pretty un-manly game. No axes, explosions, beer, beef jerky, headbutting, or taunting little children.
Genocidal
08-14-2006, 04:07 AM
http://maddoxgame.ytmnd.com/The first thing I thought of when I saw this thread title.
Strell
08-14-2006, 04:12 AM
No axes, explosions, beer, beef jerky, headbutting, or taunting little children.
Thus, not the manliest game ever.
FaintDeftone
08-14-2006, 04:51 AM
I do believe the manliest game ever would be Bad Dudes.
Graystone
08-14-2006, 05:20 AM
Fear Effect 1 & 2 -- think about it.
A winner is you. If people don't know it had lesbians.
I do believe the manliest game ever would be Bad Dudes.
I dunno, the spiritual sequel TWO CRUDE DUDES is also pretty manly like Bad Dudes. Plus the final boss is a midget that can't hurt you. It's also made by Data East. You gain health by drinking cola and midgets are everywhere to be tossed.
epobirs
08-14-2006, 07:56 AM
Someday there will be a Brock Samson game. That will be the manliest game ever.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1540000/images/_1544813_game150.jpg
Whether it be an intentional satire of '90s shit action films, or if it was unaware of itself... Duke Nukem is a man's man.
Puffa469
08-14-2006, 10:43 AM
Duke Nukem 3D hands down. DN3D had strippers, pissing, killing women and innocents, you could play pool, taunt people, step on them, it had shit, aliens, bombs, lasers, and it did all this over 12 years ago.
If only that Maddox game were real.... *sigh*
Number83
08-14-2006, 11:09 AM
I agree that the thread ended with Duke Nukem 3D, but I thought I'd pony up with Manhunt...It has 'Man' in the title!!!
Ikohn4ever
08-14-2006, 11:14 AM
Double Dragon
River City Ransom
The Adventures of Bayou Billy
Rodimus
08-14-2006, 12:06 PM
Okay I got a list and I'll make a poll later. Gimmie suggestions if you want, I can add a couple more games, and I'm thinking about getting rid of Fear Effect:
Duke Nukem 3D
Contra: Shattered Soilder
Dead or Alive Beach Vollyball
Bad Dudes
Fear Effect 1 & 2
Mortal Kombat
Tecmo Bowl
God of War
evanft
08-14-2006, 12:41 PM
If Manowar ever made a video game, it'd easily be the manliest ever.
KaneRobot
08-14-2006, 01:05 PM
Russian Roulette
lordxixor101
08-14-2006, 01:17 PM
Ikohn beat me to it, but Double Dragon.
Side scolling game you can play with a buddy where you can pick up a baseball bat and beat down martial arts baddies while saving the girl. Manly.
nickmad
08-14-2006, 01:33 PM
come on people....
God of War had a 3-way and non-stop ass kickery.
highwaypatrolman
08-14-2006, 02:08 PM
Chou Aniki
you beat me to it, kapwanil. there's no denying this is the manliest game evar!!!1
http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4301/chouanikigt8.jpg
http://www.cf-network.com/cfan/IMG/jpg/b-8.jpg
http://uk.geocities.com/nightopian64/pics/tv/PS2/ChoanikiPS2-1.jpg
http://www.cf-network.com/cfan/IMG/jpg/d-6.jpg
http://www.cf-network.com/cfan/IMG/jpg/e-3.jpg
Xevious
08-14-2006, 02:37 PM
Another vote for Duke Nukem.
I would like to also throw in Manhunt, Russin Attack and Kingpin: Life of Crime. Although I never played this, Blitz: the League strikes me as a manly game.
psiufoxx2
08-14-2006, 02:44 PM
How could no one have said FINAL FIGHT?
Seriously... you drink beer, eat huge slabs of meat, and fucking kick every single person's ass who you come across.. It's even got CARS and WRESTLING! OMGWTF! :)...axes, explosions, beer, beef jerky, headbutting, or taunting little children. Edit: I believe this game has all of these except axes.... poor, poor axes.
wageslave
08-14-2006, 02:49 PM
Postal!
Rodimus
08-14-2006, 09:36 PM
Here's the new thread to vote:
http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=104509
Can moderator please lock this, or not.