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VanillaGorilla
10-02-2006, 04:43 PM
This post was originally posted on 6-3-2005, and was found right here (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54181). For this instance, it is re-posted in the Wii forum, for obvious reasons.



The following was taken from a 2005 Nintendo brainstorm session

Miyamoto: "So, I called you all here to discuss our newest console. I feel that, after looking over the sales figures for our last 2 consoles, we need to do something drastic. Any suggestions?

Slug in Suit 1: "How about a console that dispenses candy in the shape of top selling Pokemon characters?

Slug 2: "How about a pink console, that uses vinyl LP's as game discs, and it folds into it's own carrying case?"

Reggie Fils-Aime: "No, guys, how about this. We get a bunch of quality third party support, from companies who are dedicated to making great exclusives. We put together a solid online infrastructure, put our games on a popular, easy to develop for medium, and market the console to serious gamers, the ones who will spend the most money on our consoles?

Cue generic laugh track

Miyamoto: "Oh, Reggie, that was TOO funny. But seriously guys, this is what I was thinking. How about we come up with a basic prototype, which we can show at the biggest gaming event of the year. We won't say anything else about the system, or show any game demos, we'll just trust that everyone will think we know what we are doing. Then, we'll sell this system, this video game system, to people who don't even like games, and would NEVER play them to begin with! What do you think about that!

IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOUGH! ITS...

http://home.mchsi.com/~hambonejackson/fairenough.jpg

This has been a VG Production




So, some 16 months later, what does everyone think?

botticus
10-02-2006, 04:46 PM
Not bad, sir. It's a little bit of Reggie, and a little bit of Miyamoto in the end.

Oops! I did it again.
10-02-2006, 04:48 PM
It ended up being more Reggie than not, though.

Spades22
10-02-2006, 04:56 PM
haha that was funny after the 2 slugs and reggie...

Corvin
10-02-2006, 04:58 PM
meh. Why is this worthy of a repost?

GizmoGC
10-02-2006, 05:35 PM
Because VanillaGorilla has to make atleast 20 useless threads a day otherwise Sony will not let him buy a PS3.

cochesecochese
10-02-2006, 06:01 PM
I think you're getting too much attention on the boards lately. Get some fresh air.