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KrazyKefka
02-11-2004, 12:37 PM
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php?


Skulking across the plains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh KrazyKefka! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to brutalize you so utterly, Buddha will explode!!!"


Um.........ok.....

So, what's yours?

evilmax17
02-11-2004, 12:41 PM
Spoon!

daphatty
02-11-2004, 12:52 PM
Something along the lines of "Come get some Bitch!" usually flows from the depths of my voice box. :D

Wshakspear
02-11-2004, 01:06 PM
Spoon!

...THATS MINE!!!! all 5 letters and 3 !'s

lol...i love the tick...

afedock
02-11-2004, 01:06 PM
I usually shout out something along the lines of "You've Been SERVED!".....

SS4Brolly
02-11-2004, 03:32 PM
Running on the plains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh SS4Brolly! And she gives an ominous cry:

"This one's for you, mom! I hereby snap and go berzerk!!!"

doraemonkerpal
02-11-2004, 03:40 PM
I usually shout out something along the lines of "You've Been SERVED!".....

LOL! :P

Derfel
02-11-2004, 03:50 PM
Edit: Whoops.

Hark! Who is that, striding across the candy store! It is Derfel_Cadarn, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows ominously:

"I'm going to pound you until you pee fire, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

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st0neface
02-11-2004, 04:33 PM
Skulking on the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh St0neface! And he gives a gutteral howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I desecrate until my glands are satisfied!"

JSweeney
02-11-2004, 07:58 PM
Zang! Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is JSweeney, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I carve into flesh with God on my side!!!"

Spiritseed
02-11-2004, 08:12 PM
"YOU'LL ALL DIE ANYONE WHO SEES ME HAS A DATE WITH HIS MAKER"!!!!!
"So I said to the guy "that is my ear" can you believe it?

And depending on which game I play I have a lot of different hot keys

SteveMcQ
02-11-2004, 08:13 PM
Prowling through the candy store, wielding a thorned whip, cometh SteveMcQ! And he gives a mighty bellow:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until you can no longer smell pretty things!"


Look...two posts from Naptown in a row.

tmbgman
02-11-2004, 08:17 PM
Prowling across the candy store, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Tmbgman! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!"

grayghost81
02-11-2004, 08:43 PM
Rampaging through the tarmac, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh GrayGhost81! And he gives a low grunt:

"I'm going to pulverize you backwards in time!!"


Mine is stupid :(

Mr. Anderson
02-11-2004, 10:35 PM
"There may be a day when the heart of *insert screename here* fails. But today is not that day! HAAAAAA!!!!"

Yeah, I'm a dork.

LV-426RS
02-12-2004, 07:19 AM
Prowling out of the freeway, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh Supernothing! And he gives a low cry:

"I'm going to fuck you until you're translucent, and dip you in uranium!!"

Naughty_Insomniac
02-12-2004, 07:45 AM
I think everyone will agree when I say that mine is the best! :P

Running on the cliffs, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Naughty Insomniac! And she gives a cruel grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you until the Earth stands still, and launch you into deep space!!"


EDIT: oops, didn't see Supernothing's :oops: oh well, I bet mine still wins tho, being a girl and all. :wink:

JimmieMac
02-12-2004, 08:38 AM
In the name of malice, I plunder like a sentient bulldozer!!"

daphatty
02-12-2004, 02:23 PM
"I'm going to fuck you until you're translucent, and dip you in uranium!!"

You win! That is great! Fuck you until you are translucent! AWESOME! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

LV-426RS
02-12-2004, 02:33 PM
Who cares about the Fucking til the Earth stands still and launching into space, that can actually be dirty romantic talk (I may try that). Fucking all the way to translucency, now that's hardcore. :D

metroidkiller9
02-12-2004, 02:56 PM
translucency? earth standing still? who gives a shit? which one of you would win in a wet tshirt contest. thats the only way to decide.

oh and my battlecry is: roar

LV-426RS
02-13-2004, 07:11 AM
translucency? earth standing still? who gives a shit? which one of you would win in a wet tshirt contest.

That would be Naughty Insomniac, I'm a flat-chested guy.

dragonzknight
02-13-2004, 07:38 AM
Sprinting on the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh Dragonz-knight! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"

Naughty_Insomniac
02-13-2004, 10:27 AM
translucency? earth standing still? who gives a shit? which one of you would win in a wet tshirt contest.

That would be Naughty Insomniac, I'm a flat-chested guy.

You betcha! :wink: O:)

defender
02-14-2004, 02:07 AM
Shai Hulud!

WhipSmartBanky
02-14-2004, 02:25 AM
Hark! Who is that, sprinting over the steppes! It is WhipSmartBanky, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until time and space have no meaning!!!"

gamefreak
02-14-2004, 04:08 PM
"I'm going to flog you all the way to Wackersdorf, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

o_0

I'd probably say something like... NGAGED!

basketkase543
02-14-2004, 04:12 PM
As i run towards my foe I courageously shout out "Please don't aim for my face! I'm very sensitive there!" :)

gamemasterjd
02-19-2004, 04:09 PM
Rampaging out of the icy wasteland, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Gamemasterjd! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

ive had times like that :D

Machine
02-19-2004, 04:52 PM
Too many wordy battlecries. I'd just yell "Extravaganza" and chop off your head while you were still trying to finish your sentence.

Syncmaster
02-22-2004, 02:14 AM
First... Machine: Godzilla rules

and now... my battle cry...

"UNGADABUNGIE!"