So I Asked Her Out......

[The Don]

She was sitting at the front of the school, doing her homework. I walked over and sat next to her. I talked to her about a bunch of stuff for about 15 minutes and then I asked.

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends?
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends.
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late...
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see.
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye.

My Thoughts: I'm pretty happy about what happened. Even though she might have a boyfriend, I feel like I can win her over. I won't give up.

[Moxio]

K.

[Dead of Knight]

I'm sure she gave you a fake number.

EDIT: I just realized I had the third post in BOTH of his topics! Go me!

[hiccupleftovers]

Great...Mr. Anderson part deux

[moiety]

I'm sure she gave you a fake number.
I was thinking the same thing.

[The Don]

I'm sure she gave you a fake number.I had that feeling. I looked her up in the phone book and didn't see that number listed. However, the number might be her cell number. It wouldn't be right to try it right now though. If it is the right number, I wouldn't know how to explain myself when she picks up the phone. If I find out that it's not her number, I'm going to bleed from the heart.

[jPoD]

She doesnt have a boyfriend. She just said that so you wouldnt be sad.

[swetooth9]

keep us posted...this is like a soap oprea

[hiccupleftovers]

I had that feeling. I looked her up in the phone book and didn't see that number listed. However, the number might be her cell number. It wouldn't be right to try it right now though. If it is the right number, I wouldn't know how to explain myself when she picks up the phone. If I find out that it's not her number, I'm going to bleed from the heart.

Err....use a phone booth/pay phone and try to alter your voice.

[6669]

Dont get your hopes up, OP. You'll know your chances better (or not) when you 2 go out and talk.
If she talks bad about her b/f, then there's a chance. If she doesn't talk about him or talks positively about him, forget it.

[The Don]

She doesnt have a boyfriend. She just said that so you wouldnt be sad.I have a feeling she might have lied about having a boyfriend. Her friend told me she was single last week. It doesn't matter to me. I'll win her heart.

[The Don]

Err....use a phone booth/pay phone and try to alter your voice.Oh yeah, and say what? I think what I should have done was pulled out my cell phone right there on the spot and dialed it.

[Moxio]

I have a feeling she might have lied about having a boyfriend. Her friend told me she was single last week. It doesn't matter to me. I'll win her heart.
*hums theme of Eye of the Tiger*

[Trakan]

Show her the other thread you made. See what she says.

[Eviltude]

K.
Ditto

[Michaellvortega]

Once the BF picks up the phone when you call ITS OVER.

[pimpinc333]

Show her the other thread you made. See what she says.
:rofl:

OP, You seem like a fucking crazy stalker ( just by reading your other thread ). Don't get your hopes up bro.

[Inferno-X]

I tried to sway a girl from her BF before. She would come to me during some of thier rough times, but never dated me and would always make back up with him. In the end I wound up with a best friend, but not a girlfriend and thats fine with me. :)

Good luck.

[looploop]

I have a feeling she might have lied about having a boyfriend. Her friend told me she was single last week. It doesn't matter to me. I'll win her heart.

Be ready for any eventuality, including the one where you don't win her heart and have to just move on or be satisfied with friendship.

[munch]

How can you not know if she has a boyfriend? When I was in high school we always knew who was dating who.

[NeoFrank1]

There are plenty of single girls out there, why bother wasting your time with one that has a boyfriend? Statistics show that 98% of schlubs thinking they can steal a girl from an already established boyfriend are wrong. And 68% of those schlubs that are wrong also get their asses kicked. (And if she lied about having a boyfriend, she doesn't like you, so...again, don't waste your time)

[The Don]

How can you not know if she has a boyfriend? When I was in high school we always knew who was dating who.I don't see her walking around with any guys in the halls, but she might be going out with a guy in a different city.

[Cracka]

sweet you now have a friend girl!

all the perks of a girlfriend without the physical contact! yay!

[The Don]

sweet you now have a friend girl!

all the perks of a girlfriend without the physical contact! yay!Having a girlfriend is not about physical contact though.

[looploop]

Having a girlfriend is not about physical contact though. right. if I told any of my past girlfriends that they'd've given me a bizarre look. Having a lover is often very much about the intimate(not necessarily sexual) contact that you don't have with most other people.

[botticus]

right. if I told any of my past girlfriends that they'd've given me a bizarre look. Having a lover is often very much about the intimate(not necessarily sexual) contact that you don't have with most other people.Otherwise we refer to that as a "friend."

[Cracka]

Having a girlfriend is not about physical contact though.


haha..right.

[thespillcanvas]

If she really does have a boyfriend, I hope for your sake that he's smaller than you.

[munch]

Having a girlfriend is all about taking advantage of someone sexually, physically, and emotionally. Having a wife is all about being taken advantage of sexually, physically, and emotionally. Get in and have fun while you can!

[The Don]

right. if I told any of my past girlfriends that they'd've given me a bizarre look. Having a lover is often very much about the intimate(not necessarily sexual) contact that you don't have with most other people.I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.

[racthamp]

Having a girlfriend is all about taking advantage of someone sexually, physically, and emotionally. Having a wife is all about being taken advantage of sexually, physically, and emotionally. Get in and have fun while you can!

true!

you crack me up :)

[The Don]

If she really does have a boyfriend, I hope for your sake that he's smaller than you.I don't care if he is bigger or smaller than me. I'm just going to talk to her like I'm talking to a friend. If her boyfriend thinks otherwise and wants to be an asshole about it, I'll take the hits. My love is so strong, I feel like I can take the world.

[Metal Boss]

you guys get trolled too easily.

[Purple Flames]

She was sitting at the front of the school, doing her homework. I walked over and sat next to her. I talked to her about a bunch of stuff for about 15 minutes and then I asked.

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends?
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends.
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late...
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see.
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye.

My Thoughts: I'm pretty happy about what happened. Even though she might have a boyfriend, I feel like I can win her over. I won't give up.

Where do I begin...

Ok, well first of all you made 15 minutes worth of filler talk. Women can tell when you're beating around the bush. Next time just talk for about 3-5 minutes and then go in for the kill, and then LEAVE, which leads me to my second point....

When she asked you about going out, you answered with "whatever you want". Big mistake. By saying that you handed her all the power in the situation. Next time a question like that pops up come back with a smartass response like "Maybe if you play your cards right you could be my girlfriend someday, but for now you're stuck in the friend zone". Arrogant but humorous comments like that go a long way with women.

The b/f comment should have been a big red flag. At that point you should have just turned her offer down and walked away.

Next, when you told her what day you could go out and she responded the way she did, she basically said no. If women do wanna date you, they'll make time to see you, but you have to make them wanna go out with you first. You do this by being confident and assertive. It's always a good idea if you make yourself busy for a day or two then fit in time to see them on the third day. This may sound weird, but women are attracted to guys who initally seem too busy to date them. It's all apart of the "women are attracted to what they can't have" ideal.

And then number thing. Next have a pen AND paper ready. Writing her number on your arm just looks realy weird.

Take all that I've told you and remember that next time you meet a girl.

[Skylander7]

Here's how it would've played out if I had been in the situation...

Me: "Hey, wanna go and get coffee sometime?"
Her: "As what, bf/gf or friends?"
Me: "As divorcees, it's more fun that way.. joking, I didn't look that deep into it"
Her: "Oh.. sorry, it's just I don't like jumping into things. I'm seeing somebody right now, so I'm not looking for anything serious."
Me: "As in boyfriend, part time boyfriend, or just pain in the ass?"
Her: "A little bit of all three. But we can hang out as friends."
Me: "Technicalities are a pain in the ass too."
Her: "I don't get it."
Me: "Nevermind, no worries. How about Thursday?"
Her: "That's ok."
Me: "Does it have to be coffee? Those places suck ass, it feels like a bunch of sociatal misfits who sip overpriced coffee to attain some feeling of social importance and try to fit into their peer subcultures."
Her: "I don't know if I understand."
Me: "Well... if you don't understand, than that definately rules out the bf/gf question."
Her: "That's cool, I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
Me: "Well... wanna get shitfaced instead? We can shoot BB guns at hookers at the truck stop or something."
Her: "Ok, sounds fun!"

Here's my advice.. anybody that worried about technicalities, claims to be involved, and still agrees to free overpriced coffee... is obviously more concerned with bleeding a nice guy's wallet and collecting males like baseball cards for social acceptance. Don't get sucked into the black hole of estrogen, and be outwitted by someone who lacks the integrity and loyalty to someone they're involved in at the price of free java. It can only end up with empty bank accounts and a kiss on the cheek at best.

You'll see this girl again someday in your life.. likely when she's ringing you up at the gas station as you get a six pack late at night. High school relationships only end in teen pregnancy and divorce (most of the time), and are built on the foundations of superficiality. Trust me, 5 years, 2 kids, and one divorce later.. they become the aggressor in a bar somewhere. That's when it gets really interesting :)

When you got her number, you should've said "on second thought.. no thanks.. your boyfriend put me up to it to see how you'd react. No way in hell would I date somebody like you, and coffee is gay."

[Michaellvortega]

This would make a excellent episode of MTVs True Life

[scsg75]

I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.

lotta love talk for not even having one date with her yet and getting the "I have a boyfriend but we can be friends." line.

Might want to ease up on the love thing though. Kinda stalkerish. I would think a person would need a little more than how you see how she talks to other people and how nice she treats the teachers, before proclaiming all out love.

[hiccupleftovers]

Oh yeah, and say what? I think what I should have done was pulled out my cell phone right there on the spot and dialed it.

Right, the pay phone is so she can't trace your number through caller I.D. and all you would need to hear is her voice saying hello to get confirmation that it was her number. Then you could uhh...hmmm....this is a tough one......fucking hang up. Brilliant!

[Cracka]

I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.


I love you cause you have no clue what love is..

you LIKE her because of that shit. You use the word 'love' a little too loosely

[Noodle Pirate!]

I have a feeling she might have lied about having a boyfriend. Her friend told me she was single last week. It doesn't matter to me. I'll win her heart.

Be real, you cant expect her to agree to go out with you as a boyfriend/girlfriend after only meeting you 15 minutes earlier. Or is that normal these days?

[hiccupleftovers]

Where do I begin...

Ok, well first of all you made 15 minutes worth of filler talk. Women can tell when you're beating around the bush. Next time just talk for about 3-5 minutes and then go in for the kill, and then LEAVE, which leads me to my second point....

When she asked you about going out, you answered with "whatever you want". Big mistake. By saying that you handed her all the power in the situation. Next time a question like that pops up come back with a smartass response like "Maybe if you play your cards right you could be my girlfriend someday, but for now you're stuck in the friend zone". Arrogant but humorous comments like that go a long way with women.

The b/f comment should have been a big red flag. At that point you should have just turned her offer down and walked away.

Next, when you told her what day you could go out and she responded the way she did, she basically said no. If women do wanna date you, they'll make time to see you, but you have to make them wanna go out with you first. You do this by being confident and assertive. It's always a good idea if you make yourself busy for a day or two then fit in time to see them on the third day. This may sound weird, but women are attracted to guys who initally seem too busy to date them. It's all apart of the "women are attracted to what they can't have" ideal.

And then number thing. Next have a pen AND paper ready. Writing her number on your arm just looks realy weird.

Take all that I've told you and remember that next time you meet a girl.

:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause: :applause: Best post for advice for this guy so far. So true about seeming busy. Do that all the time at first. Works like a charm....they try to fit you into their schedule.

[AngellicLulu]

I have always been amused by guys who think they can steal a girl away. If a girl is so fickle she'd leave her boyfriend for you, what makes you so sure she won't do the same to you when someone else comes along with the same expectations?
Oh I'm sorry, you probably think you and this girl are destined to be together and when the girl realizes this there will be no one else in the world but you. :roll:

[The Don]

Be real, you cant expect her to agree to go out with you as a boyfriend/girlfriend after only meeting you 15 minutes earlier. Or is that normal these days?No, we knew each other before this.

[Javery]

I have stopped masturbating.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Time to turn in your Man Card.

[The Don]

Oh I'm sorry, you probably think you and this girl are destined to be together and when the girl realizes this there will be no one else in the world but you. :roll:I'll cry and be emo if that happens.

[hiccupleftovers]

I'll cry and be emo if that happens.

And post about it all over the internet on Youtube, Myspace and of course CAG:D

[E_G_Man]

You should call her from a pay phone at night and breath real deeply into the phone. Do it 5 to 6 times a night for a week then tell her at school after youve done it. She will see that you have a sense of humor and are commited to a project and will fall madly in love with you for it.

[judyjudyjudy]

Okay, you really shouldn't get your hopes up. I missed the first thread about this so maybe I'm being too harsh, but this is what I was hearing based on the conversation posted:

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends? (Translation: What does this guy want?)
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends. (I don't have a boyfriend, but I definitely don't want you for a boyfriend.)
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late... (Never.)
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see. (No.)
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure (I'll ignore your call and/or give you the wrong number.)
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye. (Forever.)

[Saucy Jack]

I have always been amused by guys who think they can steal a girl away. If a girl is so fickle she'd leave her boyfriend for you, what makes you so sure she won't do the same to you when someone else comes along with the same expectations?

My sentiments exactly. If you are able to make someone leave their significant other for you, there's a great chance that they'll just leave you if they find someone "better." It's a double-edged sword; just pick which side you want to cut yourself with.

And post about it all over the internet on Youtube, Myspace and of course CAG:D

With all the crap on TV, the OP might get a TV deal out of this. If that happens, Cheapy better cut a cut of the money. :lol:

[swetooth9]

This is the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. Time to turn in your Man Card.

Yes, he mentioned that about 3 times in the other thread...I lol'd

[The Don]

lotta love talk for not even having one date with her yet and getting the "I have a boyfriend but we can be friends." line.

Might want to ease up on the love thing though. Kinda stalkerish. I would think a person would need a little more than how you see how she talks to other people and how nice she treats the teachers, before proclaiming all out love.People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.

[Cracka]

People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.


ok now your gettin kinda creepy

[hiccupleftovers]

You should call her from a pay phone at night and breath real deeply into the phone. Do it 5 to 6 times a night for a week then tell her at school after youve done it. She will see that you have a sense of humor and are commited to a project and will fall madly in love with you for it.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Okay, you really shouldn't get your hopes up. I missed the first thread about this so maybe I'm being too harsh, but this is what I was hearing based on the conversation posted:

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends? (Translation: What does this guy want?)
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends. (I don't have a boyfriend, but I definitely don't want you for a boyfriend.)
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late... (Never.)
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see. (No.)
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure (I'll ignore your call and/or give you the wrong number.)
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye. (Forever.)

:rofl:


With all the crap on TV, the OP might get a TV deal out of this. If that happens, Cheapy better cut a cut of the money. :lol:

Hell I want a cut too for the suggestion.

[hiccupleftovers]

People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.

I was just going to post something similar to this, but I'm glad OP that you've opened your eyes. You don't "love her love her" , you just love her in your head.

[jPoD]

People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.

I can understand what you're feeling a bit. In my 18 years it's happened to me a few times, not this extreme; to the point of not jerkin' it, but to the point of thinking of her a lot. The not jerkin' it, she is the only one for me crap is unhealthy and when she ultimately DOES reject you, you'll be a lost soul. I dont want to see you emotionally distressed and on the verge of suicide because of some HS girl.

On a side-note, my girlfriend (my first girlfriend too :( ) broke up with me this passed week. Pretty much the dumbest shit ever. She's a complete idiot. I dont feel like going into details about what happened, but she broke up with me for the dumbest reasons. Funny thing is, I dont care--We have nothing in common. Single FTW!

[thespillcanvas]

This thread is pretty much over. judyjudyjudy got it spot on.

[NeoFrank1]

...ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.

So you think you're in love because you met someone who turns your dick into a wet noodle? Um...awesome?

Seriously, I hope you do get to be with her. It's probably for the best that you don't procreate.

[Stoneage]

I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.
Oh....I remember you now. Is this the slightly chubby chick that you asked out? My advice.....don't get too lovey-dovey in the head. It leads to nothing but trouble. Just try to be cool, and try to be your regular masturbating self again.

[horrido]

Forget it - find someone who wants you.

[Pylis]

I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating.

Jesus Christ. Why hasn't this been locked?

[Squall835]

Oh....I remember you now. Is this the slightly chubby chick that you asked out? My advice.....don't get too lovey-dovey in the head. It leads to nothing but trouble. Just try to be cool, and try to be your regular masturbating self again.

I think he needs a visit from the masturbating bear.

[Saucy Jack]

I think he needs a visit from the masturbating bear.

OK, then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrmm8eoEPHA

[jmcc]

Can we have a visit from FedEx Pope, too?

[help1]

k.

[tcrash247]

We'll be seeing a news story about some kid who committed suicide on Thursday night at a coffee shop. The question is, how will he do it?

But seriously, slap yourself a few times and download lesbian porn.

[Quillion]

People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.

Ugh.

[jimbodan]

This thread is useless without pics

[Kayden]

I have always been amused by guys who think they can steal a girl away. If a girl is so fickle she'd leave her boyfriend for you, what makes you so sure she won't do the same to you when someone else comes along with the same expectations?
Oh I'm sorry, you probably think you and this girl are destined to be together and when the girl realizes this there will be no one else in the world but you. :roll:

:roll: Duh, you don't expect a meaningful relationship from someone you lure away from their sig-o. You just boff em and then run, leaving their cheating ass hanging in the wind- exposed for all to see.

Here's how it would've played out if I had been in the situation...

Me: "Hey, wanna go and get coffee sometime?"
Her: "As what, bf/gf or friends?"
Me: "As divorcees, it's more fun that way.. joking, I didn't look that deep into it"
Her: "Oh.. sorry, it's just I don't like jumping into things. I'm seeing somebody right now, so I'm not looking for anything serious."
Me: "As in boyfriend, part time boyfriend, or just pain in the ass?"
Her: "A little bit of all three. But we can hang out as friends."
Me: "Technicalities are a pain in the ass too."
Her: "I don't get it."
Me: "Nevermind, no worries. How about Thursday?"
Her: "That's ok."
Me: "Does it have to be coffee? Those places suck ass, it feels like a bunch of sociatal misfits who sip overpriced coffee to attain some feeling of social importance and try to fit into their peer subcultures."
Her: "I don't know if I understand."
Me: "Well... if you don't understand, than that definately rules out the bf/gf question."
Her: "That's cool, I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
Me: "Well... wanna get shitfaced instead? We can shoot BB guns at hookers at the truck stop or something."
Her: "Ok, sounds fun!"

Here's my advice.. anybody that worried about technicalities, claims to be involved, and still agrees to free overpriced coffee... is obviously more concerned with bleeding a nice guy's wallet and collecting males like baseball cards for social acceptance. Don't get sucked into the black hole of estrogen, and be outwitted by someone who lacks the integrity and loyalty to someone they're involved in at the price of free java. It can only end up with empty bank accounts and a kiss on the cheek at best.

You'll see this girl again someday in your life.. likely when she's ringing you up at the gas station as you get a six pack late at night. High school relationships only end in teen pregnancy and divorce (most of the time), and are built on the foundations of superficiality. Trust me, 5 years, 2 kids, and one divorce later.. they become the aggressor in a bar somewhere. That's when it gets really interesting :)

When you got her number, you should've said "on second thought.. no thanks.. your boyfriend put me up to it to see how you'd react. No way in hell would I date somebody like you, and coffee is gay."

:rofl: I have a new favorite poster.

[moiety]

People just don't understand. I have been posting in my previous thread all about my love, but people just don't see what I see. I think about her all the time. I can't get her out of my mind. There is a hole in my heart and she's the only one that can complete me. I feel I can love her no matter what she does.
OP, if you are a troll, then kudos to you for getting the reaction you have.

If you are 100% completely serious about all this: You are presenting a very skewed reality - that's why people "don't understand", and that's why people have reacted as they have. While you are waiting for her to come around, you ought to think about talking to someone about the feelings you are having. I am not saying this to be rude, but as one concerned human being to another.

[Dead of Knight]

Okay, you really shouldn't get your hopes up. I missed the first thread about this so maybe I'm being too harsh, but this is what I was hearing based on the conversation posted:

Me: Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out for some coffee sometime.
Her: As like boyfriend/girlfriend or as friends? (Translation: What does this guy want?)
Me: Whatever you want.
Her: Well, I already have a boyfriend, but we can still go out as friends. (I don't have a boyfriend, but I definitely don't want you for a boyfriend.)
Me: Okay, when would you be available?
Her: Well, I stay afterschool pretty late... (Never.)
Me: How about Thursday night?
Her: Um, I'll have to see. (No.)
Me: Can I call you then?
Her: Sure (I'll ignore your call and/or give you the wrong number.)
(I take out my pen and write her number on my arm.)
Me: Well, I have to go to the library. I'll see you later.
Her: Okay, bye. (Forever.)

You win at life. Skylander7 also wins for:

When you got her number, you should've said "on second thought.. no thanks.. your boyfriend put me up to it to see how you'd react. No way in hell would I date somebody like you, and coffee is gay."
:rofl:

[Roufuss]

I want to punch the OP in the face.

Please don't ever have children.

[SIUfan]

This might have already been posted, but we need pics man. That is your next mission. To get a pic of you and then a pic of her. We need to see who we are dealing with. But on a serious note, if you are who you say you are, then you're fucked in the head. I've had huge crushes on people before but never like this. I've even actually been in love. I fell in love with her after we started dating seriously, however. You need to move on man.

[Brak]

My Thoughts: I'm pretty happy about what happened. Even though she might have a boyfriend, I feel like I can win her over. I won't give up.
1.) If you couldn't tell, she was blowing you off... throughout that entire conversation.

2.) She has a boyfriend. Don't be a serlfish little shit and steal her away from someone who (probably) loves her, and who she (probably) loves.

3.) This follows number three for a reason: There are other fish in the sea. It's unhealthy to obsess over someone -- especially someone who doesn't "love" you back.

[Maklershed]

I hope we dont see the OP on a "special episode" of Dateline Friday night.

[ITDEFX]

I hope we dont see the OP on a "special episode" of Dateline Friday night.

Well if the girl says "Have some Sweet Tea while I go change for the hot tub" then your FUCKED!!!

[Scorch]

I love her, because, like me, she loves art. I love her for being intelligent and respectable to her teachers, no matter how negatively others might think of their teachers. I love her for the way she talks; she talks extrovertly to everyone, no matter if she knows the person or not. I love her for being the most beautiful human being I have ever met. Because of her, I have changed my lifestyle. People who saw my previous thread know that. I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.
Holy shit, you're freaky. You're already saying love and you haven't even been on a date.

But use that as an opening line if/when you hang out. "You're awesome. Seriously. Because of you, i've stopped masturbating." Do it.

[The Don]

While you are waiting for her to come around, you ought to think about talking to someone about the feelings you are having. I am not saying this to be rude, but as one concerned human being to another.I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.

[Michaellvortega]

Sing her that savage garden song "I Knew I Loved You"

I think I dreamed you into life
I knew I loved you before I met you
I have been waiting all my life

[Maklershed]

The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.

:-k

[jPoD]

I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.

Get new friends, now.

[ITDEFX]

I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.


oh Lord, you better not be thinking about marrying her already.

[Apossum]

WTF is sweetest day???? Men aren't supposed to acknowledge its existence...

[nickmad]

hilarious...dont feel like reading the entire thread but from the first post "forced love" doesnt seem like a good idea.

"I will win her heart" hahahahahaha

[swetooth9]

I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.

wait....you told your friends this:

"I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now."

and they told you to ...

"let the girl get to know you better?"

you lie...that's probably what you wanted them to say

[Moxio]

Man I'm confused.

[Michaellvortega]

Man I'm confused.

The OP quit masturbating, Im sure is far more confused then you are.

[Apossum]

Man I'm confused.


as MichaelVortega pointed out, we are seeing a prime argument for the case against quitting masturbation.

[racthamp]

I wonder if I ever was as naive as the OP? ... could the OP just saying these thing to have fun? no idea... but sure very fun to read..

[The Don]

wait....you told your friends this:

"I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now."

and they told you to ...

"let the girl get to know you better?"

you lie...that's probably what you wanted them to sayNo, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.

[The Don]

I wonder if I ever was as naive as the OP? ... could the OP just saying these thing to have fun? no idea... but sure very fun to read..No, I'm being totally serious. Maybe I am naive. Oh well. I have to admit. It is pretty amusing posting my love life online and seeing peoples' reactions.

[TheRock88]

No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.

So you talk with your friends about masturbating? I can imagine it how it would go during lunch time.

"Oh man, I rubbed out a good one last night while flipping through the new FHM magazine.":lol:

[Fire]

I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.

Flowers on sweetest day? The hell? You mean when she's having her period? Sweetest day? I'm confused, not as much as you are to have quit masturbation, but still.

[Fire]

No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.

Quick give us their myspaces and e-mails so we can spam them this thread.

[Fire]

wait....you told your friends this:

"I know I don't want her for physical contact, because ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now."

and they told you to ...

"let the girl get to know you better?"

you lie...that's probably what you wanted them to say

:rofl:

[Michaellvortega]

Flowers on sweetest day? The hell? You mean when she's having her period? Sweetest day? I'm confused, not as much as you are to have quit masturbation, but still.


Swetties day is a weak sauce valentines day knock off.

[Fire]

Swetties day is a weak sauce valentines day knock off.

instigated as a government cover-up I take it? Or is simply a generic commerical knock off to exten Valetines Day's economic impact on the economy?

Hell, it has its own wiki. Impressive, but it misses the government conspiracy I had laid out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetest_Day

[getmeoutofjoliet]

Bwahahahaahhaaaa!!!!!!!!



:rofl:

[The Don]

So you talk with your friends about masturbating? I can imagine it how it would go during lunch time.

"Oh man, I rubbed out a good one last night while flipping through the new FHM magazine.":lol:NO, I don't do that.

[The Don]

Quick give us their myspaces and e-mails so we can spam them this thread.I have no problem of telling them myself. I'm very open to my friends.

[getmeoutofjoliet]

OP, you need to masturbate. If you let that shit build up, you're gonna blow your load just by holding her hand.

[E_G_Man]

Get new friends, now.
Agreed:applause:

I have talked to my friends about it. They told me to let the girl get to know me better and then ask her out. I felt that she has gotten to know me better so I popped the question. The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.
BWHAHAHAHAHA:lol:

But seriously Sweetest Day and Valentines Day are different days? Shouldn't they of called it Valentines Day Two: Electric Boogaloo or something?

In my day we were lucky to get one holiday based on a winged cherub, you kids nowadays with your new fangled rap music and your dual Valentine-type holidays....

Also you should probably find this guy shes with and confront him. If he really loved her he would see how good you are for her and want to see her happy anyways. Clearly his only option would be to give her to you and bask in your love rays....

[Pylis]

No, I never told my friends that I stopped masturbating.

No, of course not. You only tell that kind of personal stuff to hundreds of strangers on the internet.

Why is this continuing? How have you not picked up on the general consensus? She doesn't like you. Move on.

[Brak]

The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.
She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.

(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the fuck alone.)

Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:

If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.

[SteveMcQ]

Bring some rubbers.

[E_G_Man]

Did you and your friends talk about masturbating before? Creepy.

[jPoD]

So you talk with your friends about masturbating? I can imagine it how it would go during lunch time.

"Oh man, I rubbed out a good one last night while flipping through the new FHM magazine.":lol:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/images/smilies/eusa_clap.gif

[Fire]

Also you should probably find this guy shes with and confront him. If he really loved her he would see how good you are for her and want to see her happy anyways. Clearly his only option would be to give her to you and bask in your love rays....

Oh yes, OP should definitely scout out this supposed *cough real cough* "boyfriend" and have a dance off with him. Nothing as harrowing to win a girl's soul..i mean heart.

[scsg75]

Cart -----> Horse.

"I have a boyfriend" after her friends tell you she's single and you've never seen her with her boyfriend, always by herself = "I don't find you attractive but I feel awkward and not too sure how to deal with this situation of you asking me out, so I will lie about a fake boyfriend so that you don't try to make a move on me making an awkward situation even more awkward."

[Fire]

No, of course not. You only tell that kind of personal stuff to hundreds of strangers on the internet.



I thought the exact same thing.

[The Don]

Did you and your friends talk about masturbating before? Creepy.Um...NO.

[Pylis]

Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:

If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.

QFT. I have a friend who pulls the same crap that you do, hitting on girls in relationships. You're showing a total lack of respect for the girl's boyfriend and for her feelings. Assuming the boyfriend does exist, it's completely plausible that he's a decent guy who legitimately cares about her, and all you're doing is mucking things up.

I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to dash your hopes, but you need to realize that you're involving yourself in something that goes far beyond just you.

[The Don]

Cart -----> Horse.

"I have a boyfriend" after her friends tell you she's single and you've never seen her with her boyfriend, always by herself = "I don't find you attractive but I feel awkward and not too sure how to deal with this situation of you asking me out, so I will lie about a fake boyfriend so that you don't try to make a move on me making an awkward situation even more awkward."That's what I fear. If I find that out, my heart will bleed, and I'll probably break my computer or something.

[WhipSmartBanky]

QFT. I have a friend who pulls the same crap that you do, hitting on girls in relationships. You're showing a total lack of respect for the girl's boyfriend and for her feelings. Assuming the boyfriend does exist, it's completely plausible that he's a decent guy who legitimately cares about her, and all you're doing is mucking things up.

I'm not trying to be rude, I'm not trying to be a dick, and I'm not trying to dash your hopes, but you need to realize that you're involving yourself in something that goes far beyond just you.
Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...

[E_G_Man]

Bring some rubbers.

Hes not looking for that kind of relationship with her.:cold: No heavy petting only pecks on the cheek.

[The Don]

She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.

(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the fuck alone.)

Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:

If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.

[senorwoohoo]

She. Has. A. Boy. Friend.

(And if she lied, she lied for a reason -- leave her the fuck alone.)

Let me put it this way, and I'm probably speaking on behalf of a few here:

If I was the girl's boyfriend, and I heard about you, and you sent her flowers on "Sweetest Day", the crime scene investigators would find your corpse in the dumpster of a back alley.

FTW.

[Chacrana]

*hums theme of Eye of the Tiger*

Dude, I was thinking the same fuckin' thing. This is true entertainment.

[Pylis]

Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...

Point taken, and that might be the case--if the boyfriend exists, and he's an okay guy, he'll hopefully eventually find out and dump her useless ass. The point is that it still doesn't justify him atttempting to continue a "realtionship" with a girl he knows has a boyfriend.

[Fire]

Hes not looking for that kind of relationship with her.:cold: No heavy petting only pecks on the cheek.

That crosses the line too. If they do get go out with each (long shot) and they get married (longer shot still) they'll probably sleep in separate beds.

[6669]

Moral of this topic:
"Dont ask anyone on cheapassgamer.com for relationship advice"

[munch]

Just playing devil's advocate, but if she wasn't previously friends with this guy and she agreed to even meet up him, then she might just be a dirty whore...

I agree. This girl has to be a Slut (notice I capitalized the S). No question about it.

[Fire]

Moral of this topic:
"Dont ask anyone on cheapassgamer.com for relationship advice"

You go to your friends, guidance counselor, Myspace - especially myspace, and the rest of the intranets for that.

[sarausagi]

Some of you make life too complicated, there's about 7 billion people in the world half are female, half of those are married, about a quarter are with someone, and a quarter are your age, that leaves you MILLIONS and MILLIONS of girls to be with, of all different heights body types nationalities and locations, yet you waste time with ONE girl who tells you she has a boyfriend?

I don't care about the girl, she's going out with other guys and giving guys numbers when she's already with someone, that brings her down in my book completely

But you're just degrading yourself by wasting your time like that, I see hideous totally stupid guys get absolutely hot girls all the time, and sometimes it just happens those hot girls are very sweet and very caring too, so please, for the sake of all parties involved, try someone else...there's so many of us surely you can find one who isn't tied up or doesn't completely hate you

[stnkygrngo]

in case you guys missed it, this is what i posted in the other thread....

thank god there are people like you that make people like us not look that bad.

[sarausagi]

You go to your friends, guidance counselor, Myspace - especially myspace, and the rest of the intranets for that.

Why would you go to myspace for relationship advice? You're sure to end up in 4 divorces and with 4 STD's if you listen to someone on myspace for relationship advice [especially if their profile is all jazzed up]

[6669]

You go to your friends, guidance counselor, Myspace - especially myspace, and the rest of the intranets for that.
Sadly, yes.

[Brak]

I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.
http://www.tracey-emin.co.uk/images/emin-psychologist-couch.jpg

Take a seat.

[nickmad]

I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.

Im going to quote this....I think people missed it the first time around......

[Fire]

Why would you go to myspace for relationship advice? You're sure to end up in 4 divorces and with 4 STD's if you listen to someone on myspace for relationship advice [especially if their profile is all jazzed up]

Yaeh, but on myspace he'd at least listen to someone. Plenty of CAGs have given him great advice, but he keeps shunning it away so what difference does it make.

[sarausagi]

Im going to quote this....I think people missed it the first time around......


Wow, didn't see that [just read the first page]

One, Shakespeare wasn't that great a writer

Two, what the? I might understand being deeply in love with someone for ages, but getting all suicidal over some girl he doesn't even really know?

Is there a picture of this girl? Maybe it's the virgin Mary or Joan of Arc or something.

[Chacrana]

I don't care. That's a sweet way to put an end to things: dying for love. If I could write like Shakespeare, I would make my own drama.

I was going to put this in my sig, but I didn't want people to think I was retarded.

[Pancake Rabbit]

This topic sucks and The_Don you suck as an annoying poster. I'd take King_Sprout over you any day. Quit making topics.

[sarausagi]

I agree. This girl has to be a Slut (notice I capitalized the S). No question about it.

Hey, hey, nothing wrong with sluts as long as they're honest about it. I hate girls who go around dating multiple guys but when they get caught or you call them a whore they get all offended. Better an honest bitch than a lying tramp.

[Graystone]

How can you not know if she has a boyfriend? When I was in high school we always knew who was dating who.

You go to school in Mayberry? I went to school with 2,000 people. Anyway The Don at least you got a number and a chance, I guess.

[E_G_Man]

Moral of this topic:
"Dont ask anyone on cheapassgamer.com for relationship advice"

What if we are looking for cheapass dating advice? Like which fancy restaraunts take coupons, B1G1 movie tickets and everyone favorite clearance discontinued condoms.

[carpwrist]

i dunno. i kinda want it to work out. i wanna hear about the 2 mins of pure romantical sex (for you), and then the 35 minutes of crying afterwards. seriously, this thread could be bumped up to a sticky.

[chosen1s]

This guy is either pulling everyone's leg (which I expect - the writing is just too over-the-top)...

Or, about to make himself miserable.

I knew a guy who "chased" a cheerleader in my class for all of high school. Despite her boyfriend, he brought her roses and one year a set of silver dollars on her birthday - laid bare in front of the entire class. She had a boyfriend, and it was pretty obvious to the entire world he wasn't ever going to get anywhere with her.

I heard a lot of rumors about the guy after graduating and was disappointed that he wasn't at my 10-year reunion because I wondered how many of them were true. I'd post his name for you, only I don't remember what everyone said SHE goes by now...

It's a story that is easy to laugh at but really it makes me sad for the guy. He really had a hard time - don't be like him. It's not normal to be this obsessed with someone you don't know very well.

[jPoD]

What if we are looking for cheapass dating advice? Like which fancy restaraunts take coupons, B1G1 movie tickets and everyone favorite clearance discontinued condoms.

http://www.restaraunt.com/

GREAT site.

[The Don]

This guy is either pulling everyone's leg (which I expect - the writing is just too over-the-top)...

Or, about to make himself miserable.

I knew a guy who "chased" a cheerleader in my class for all of high school. Despite her boyfriend, he brought her roses and one year a set of silver dollars on her birthday - laid bare in front of the entire class. She had a boyfriend, and it was pretty obvious to the entire world he wasn't ever going to get anywhere with her.

I heard a lot of rumors about the guy after graduating and was disappointed that he wasn't at my 10-year reunion because I wondered how many of them were true. I'd post his name for you, only I don't remember what everyone said SHE goes by now...

It's a story that is easy to laugh at but really it makes me sad for the guy. He really had a hard time - don't be like him. It's not normal to be this obsessed with someone you don't know very well.How have I been over the top?

[The Don]

i dunno. i kinda want it to work out. i wanna hear about the 2 mins of pure romantical sex (for you), and then the 35 minutes of crying afterwards. seriously, this thread could be bumped up to a sticky.I'll post a new thread anytime there is progress.

[Fire]

How have I been over the top?

Go back to your Shakespeare line buddy. That's enough right there.

[E_G_Man]

http://www.restaraunt.com/

GREAT site.

lol, well done.:applause:

[Chacrana]

I'll post a new thread anytime there is progress.

So... never?

[Cracka]

Ok OP your getting out of hand..

1)we've already broke the news to you that she doesnt like you
2)you are already saying you love her when you havent even gone on a date
3)SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
4)You are asking a girl with a boyfriend out on a date...
5)You already have plans to buy her flowers on whatever the hell that holiday is
6)You have stopped jacking off... i dont know why you even mentioned this but its weird nonetheless

For your own good, leave her alone and DONT SEND HER FLOWERS

..let me put it this way if some random guy starts actin creepy as shit like you are towards my g/f, askin for her number, wantin to go on a date, and sending her flowers... There will be a boot inserted in his ass... i'm fairly sure 99.999% of all the other guys with gf's would feel the same way.. you are seriously asking to get your ass kicked by her B/f

[Zenithian Legend]

sweet you now have a friend girl!

all the perks of a girlfriend without the physical contact! yay!

Seriously, this guy needs to get some balls, then smack that girl on the ass, and tell her to bake him a cake!

[E_G_Man]

So... never? He can tell us about how when they walk to class and their eyes meet fireworks explode all around them.

[Pookymeister]

http://www.restaraunt.com/

GREAT site.

I prefer www.restaurant.com

[Fire]

He can tell us about how when they walk to class and their eyes meet fireworks explode all around them.

And the Little Mermaid's "Kiss the Girl" begins to play with frogs jumping in and out of the water.

[Paco]

Ok OP your getting out of hand..

1)we've already broke the news to you that she doesnt like you
2)you are already saying you love her when you havent even gone on a date
3)SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
4)You are asking a girl with a boyfriend out on a date...
5)You already have plans to buy her flowers on whatever the hell that holiday is
6)You have stopped jacking off... i dont know why you even mentioned this but its weird nonetheless

For your own good, leave her alone and DONT SEND HER FLOWERS

..let me put it this way if some random guy starts actin creepy as shit like you are towards my g/f, askin for her number, wantin to go on a date, and sending her flowers... There will be a boot inserted in his ass... i'm fairly sure 99.999% of all the other guys with gf's would feel the same way.. you are seriously asking to get your ass kicked by her B/f

But what if on the very very VERY VERY super VERY small off chance that he happens to be a MANG like me and knows how to fight back, and consequently beats the living shit out of said boyfriend?

[jPoD]

I prefer www.restaurant.com

I swear to god spelling is one of my strengths. I've honestly NEVER been able to spell that word.

[Mr. Anderson]

Copy-cat.

[VanillaGorilla]

Damn, 150 replies already. I should start posting tales of my own wild, erotic adventures, you guys would love those (if you love monster movies, demolition derbies, and any other spectacle involving large, hairy things, and scary looking monsters disguised as females).

[WhipSmartBanky]

Damn, 150 replies already. I should start posting tales of my own wild, erotic adventures, you guys would love those (if you love monster movies, demolition derbies, and any other spectacle involving large, hairy things, and scary looking monsters disguised as females).
What about lamentations on carpet envy?

[Eviltude]

But what if on the very very VERY VERY super VERY small off chance that he happens to be a MANG like me and knows how to fight back, and consequently beats the living shit out of said boyfriend?
When did the OP mention Street Fighter?

[VanillaGorilla]

What about lamentations on carpet envy?I hate it when they're shaved....takes away the pioneer spirit of going deep into the bush, not knowing what wild creatures lurk beneath.

[Paco]

When did the OP mention Street Fighter?

No. I never mentioned street fighter either. I mentioned a coup. GO WITH GREAT GUSTO and stand up to said boyfriend, beat the everloving crap out of him then pelvic thrust in her direction, flex your arms and go "Lose the zero get with the hero!" Another fun thing that would be amusing to add is the CAGer with the sig that says BUSSINESS UP FRONT. PARTY IN THE BACK!

THAT is what a Lumberjack would do.

[Eviltude]

No. I never mentioned street fighter either. I mentioned a coup. GO WITH GREAT GUSTO and stand up to said boyfriend, beat the everloving crap out of him then pelvic thrust in her direction, flex your arms and go "Lose the zero get with the hero!" Another fun thing that would be amusing to add is the CAGer with the sig that says BUSSINESS UP FRONT. PARTY IN THE BACK!

THAT is what a Lumberjack would do.
You should join Tiph's new gamer thing.

[integralsmatic]

I want to punch the OP in the face.

Please don't ever have children.

wow to get roufuss to want to punch you in the face, you must have pissed him off pretty bad or be a really sick sick bastard.

after reading through this crap...im with the concensus....drop it and move on.
man she has a BF and doesnt even know you. i dont think she will be making that big or a tough decision to leave him for you. especially if she is happy. this is getting repetitive and boring and if you are trolling for reactions you did a good job.

[Fire]

I hate it when they're shaved....takes away the pioneer spirit of going deep into the bush, not knowing what wild creatures lurk beneath.

Crabs.

[Milkyman]

ever since I met her, I have stopped masturbating. I have been like this for three weeks now. I have lost all lust.

Are you saying you're in megalove-stalker mode for a girl you met three weeks ago? She blew you off man.. get some counseling and start masturbating again.

[gofishn]

Ah, the weekly CAG "I'm a huge loser/stalker nutbag" thread. What I love about these threads is that everyone gives the same advice and the OP never takes it. About a week later everyone can come on here and post the collective "I told you so," and have a great laugh at the OP's expense.

[Liquid 2]

Crabs.:lol: beat me to it

[hiccupleftovers]

Damn, this is still going, but I guess I should have expected it.

[chosen1s]

How have I been over the top?

Your wording sounds like you're trying too hard to sound like the longing romantic - which is why you have 9 pages of response. It's SO desperate sounding, for lack of a better word, that it would not be surprising to hear you snickering with your other teenie friends about the silly threads you have going on CAG.

Just being honest about how it sounds. Like I said, if you're really serious I'm just letting you know that you're going to get your heart broken. Being this deep emotionally at this stage in a relationship isn't normal, and you can't build a relationship. Relationships go FAR beyond emotion - the emotion should be the result, not the driver.

[chosen1s]

Seriously, this guy needs to get some balls, then smack that girl on the ass, and tell her to bake him a cake!

I disagree. The road to this girl's heart is to take care of the b/f first. He needs to find out who this mysterious man is and where he works. Then go to the store and purchase two large containers of glitter...

[ITDEFX]

now he needs to take her out to an arcade in a college and beat her at street fighter :-P

[Pylis]

This thread's still going? Jesus.

...Wait a minute. All I just did was bump it. Crap.

[cochesecochese]

It's still got legs. It'll keep going until he, against all advice, tries for more and posts another thread. Where it keeps going.

[fart_bubble]

I have to give props to the OP for amusing 5 other boards I go to. You are one of the biggest retards I've ever come across online and I applaud you for that.

[2poor]

I have to give props to the OP for amusing 5 other boards I go to. You are one of the biggest retards I've ever come across online and I applaud you for that.

He posted the same thing across 6 online boards? How lame is that?

[fart_bubble]

He posted the same thing across 6 online boards? How lame is that?

No no no. I linked to both threads on 5 other boards.

[hiccupleftovers]

No no no. I linked to both threads on 5 other boards.

Which ones?

[Dead of Knight]

That's what I fear. If I find that out, my heart will bleed, and I'll probably break my computer or something.

Don't break it before you update this thread!

[mykevermin]

http://www.gagarinreport.com/images/lloyd.jpg

You ain't him. Give it up.

[senorwoohoo]

Yeah, my friend is John Cusack. Looks just like him.

Unless you're my friend, give up, son.

[shieryda]

Here's how it would've played out if I had been in the situation...

Me: "Hey, wanna go and get coffee sometime?"
Her: "As what, bf/gf or friends?"
Me: "As divorcees, it's more fun that way.. joking, I didn't look that deep into it"
Her: "Oh.. sorry, it's just I don't like jumping into things. I'm seeing somebody right now, so I'm not looking for anything serious."
Me: "As in boyfriend, part time boyfriend, or just pain in the ass?"
Her: "A little bit of all three. But we can hang out as friends."
Me: "Technicalities are a pain in the ass too."
Her: "I don't get it."
Me: "Nevermind, no worries. How about Thursday?"
Her: "That's ok."
Me: "Does it have to be coffee? Those places suck ass, it feels like a bunch of sociatal misfits who sip overpriced coffee to attain some feeling of social importance and try to fit into their peer subcultures."
Her: "I don't know if I understand."
Me: "Well... if you don't understand, than that definately rules out the bf/gf question."
Her: "That's cool, I'm not looking for anything serious right now."
Me: "Well... wanna get shitfaced instead? We can shoot BB guns at hookers at the truck stop or something."
Her: "Ok, sounds fun!"

Here's my advice.. anybody that worried about technicalities, claims to be involved, and still agrees to free overpriced coffee... is obviously more concerned with bleeding a nice guy's wallet and collecting males like baseball cards for social acceptance. Don't get sucked into the black hole of estrogen, and be outwitted by someone who lacks the integrity and loyalty to someone they're involved in at the price of free java. It can only end up with empty bank accounts and a kiss on the cheek at best.

You'll see this girl again someday in your life.. likely when she's ringing you up at the gas station as you get a six pack late at night. High school relationships only end in teen pregnancy and divorce (most of the time), and are built on the foundations of superficiality. Trust me, 5 years, 2 kids, and one divorce later.. they become the aggressor in a bar somewhere. That's when it gets really interesting :)

When you got her number, you should've said "on second thought.. no thanks.. your boyfriend put me up to it to see how you'd react. No way in hell would I date somebody like you, and coffee is gay."

:rofl: I haven't read the entire thread yet, but this is already the best post here!

[PR Mega X]

The next thing I plan to do is send her flowers on sweetest day.

Fuck you. You deserve to get your ass kicked, first by her boyfriend, and then by every guy here for acknowledging this 'holiday'.

Seriously, until "Steak & Blowjob Day" becomes official, I refuse to recognize "Valentine's Day: The Sequel".

[Paco]

now he needs to take her out to an arcade in a college and beat her at street fighter :-P

Hey, it worked for me! But then again I'm something the OP isn't. A MANG. I have funky fresh manly style. A mustache, a beard, a medallion, a gold ring and I have enjoyable foreigner accent. That and I tower over her height wise. So she KNOWS she's with a MANG.

I somehow doubt the OP is MANG ENOUGH to pull off what I can do though. Maybe if he gets freakishly tall, lives in mexico a year and chases chickens and then plays Unlimited Saga for fun THEN he'll never have the power required to win her heart.

I suggest Medallion Man. Get a medallion the size of a hubcap THEN ask her out again.

[jPoD]

Fuck you. You deserve to get your ass kicked, first by her boyfriend, and then by every guy here for acknowledging this 'holiday'.

Seriously, until "Steak & Blowjob Day" becomes official, I refuse to recognize "Valentine's Day: The Sequel".

That's the funniest and manliest thing i've EVER read. Props PRM.

[Zenithian Legend]

I disagree. The road to this girl's heart is to take care of the b/f first. He needs to find out who this mysterious man is and where he works. Then go to the store and purchase two large containers of glitter...

Maybe... perhaps that could lead to a menage a trois. And who knows, it's very probable that the original poster is just using this girl to get closer to her boyfriend.

[itspaidgasterblaster]

I'll say what everyone is trying to tell you. You are a pathetic excuse for a man. You are a trouble and should seek counseling, you my friend should wear a sign that says doormat. It's scary that you think like that, although its amuzing to read all the stupid crap you write. I myself feel sorry for you and hope that the nice doctor gives you the meds you need.

[Cracka]

Maybe... perhaps that could lead to a menage a trois. And who knows, it's very probable that the original poster is just using this girl to get closer to her boyfriend.

this would make sense if you think about it...

-nerdy guy tries to steal girl who already has a bf..
-boyfriend finds out about it and gets pissed
-boyfriend tries to fight nerd
-nerd turns fight into more of a wrestling match
-boyfriend being stronger than nerd ends up on top
-girl jumps in trying to break up the fight
-thumb in girls ass = threesome

genius.

[Apossum]

instigated as a government cover-up I take it? Or is simply a generic commerical knock off to exten Valetines Day's economic impact on the economy?

Hell, it has its own wiki. Impressive, but it misses the government conspiracy I had laid out.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetest_Day


that's because women and the government control the Wiki entry. In fact, I'm pretty sure the OP is a spy. The whole purpose of this thread was to promote sweetest day.

admitting to getting a girl something on Sweetest Day is the verbal equivalent of castrating yourself.

but not only is he getting A girl something, he's getting SOMEONE ELSE'S girl something...what a tard.

[sabin23]

this has got to be the OP putting us on, as another CAG mentioned.

no one is this desperate.

[fart_bubble]

Which ones?

www.odark.com (http://www.odark.com)
www.tokerfriendly.com (http://www.tokerfriendly.com) (though it appears that this one has been removed)
My blog: fart-bubble.livejournal.com (http://fart-bubble.livejournal.com)

and a few other boards (I made it seem like I was the_don) when we went raiding.

[soulvengeance]

You sound as bad as this guy:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95470

Are you sure you guys aren't related?

[AnotherStereotype]

It's threads like these that make me proud to be a Cheap Ass Gamer... and fear for society.

[Supercake]

Late to the party, but I'm looking foward to the harsh, epic breakdown the OP will have.

[zionoverfire]

You sound as bad as this guy:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95470

Are you sure you guys aren't related?

Wow, I'm glad threads get locked here after a while.

[moiety]

You sound as bad as this guy:
http://www.neo-geo.com/forums/showthread.php?t=95470

Are you sure you guys aren't related?
Nah, that guy is just pathetic.

The Don has very obvious and deep psychological issues (again, if he is for real).

[Dead of Knight]

Nah, that guy is just pathetic.

The Don has very obvious and deep psychological issues (again, if he is for real).

QFT.

[6669]

Poor 'The Don' :(

[chosen1s]

So "The Don",

Tonight's the night, correct? It's Thursday and I'm expecting we will receive some sort of update this evening?

[Pookymeister]

So "The Don",

Tonight's the night, correct? It's Thursday and I'm expecting we will receive some sort of update this evening?
Are you kidding? He's out getting laid, he won't be back until dawn

Oops, i mean gazing into her eyes because he is asexual now.

[kittycatgirl2k]

OMG this thread is hilarious...
I bet once she gets those flowers on "Sweetest Day" (WTH ? Im a chick and have never even heard of this...) he will be posting about the restraining order that has been put against him. Either that, or getting his arse kicked by the girl's boyfriend. Or even more likely, a combination of the two.

[anomynous]

Watch out, you might get cooties!

[Squall835]

Reading this thread is like watching two trains on the same track slowly inch their way towards each other. I wonder what the collision will be like?

[Moxio]

Man I don't even know what this thread is about anymore. :(

[Pookymeister]

Reading this thread is like watching two trains on the same track slowly inch their way towards each other. I wonder what the collision will be like?

You ever see the Matrix 2 tractor-trailer crash? Cept he can't fly.

[Saucy Jack]

Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H7OGqx7r-o

[ITDEFX]

Tonight's Smallville Night, followed by Friday, which is Meerkat Manor night :-P

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Meerkatlogo.jpg

[martin8me]

Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:


LOL "I thought your shoulders were so broad and beutiful"

I would imagine the OP ending up like that ( didnt expect the gunshot part)

[Cracka]

Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:



Ha no the Don would be the creepy guy shooting the boyfriend from a grassy gnoll

[Skelah]

this thread makes my sides hurt so I thank you very much :applause:

Seriously tho when ur around this girl u should act not so interested u have to do the back n forth thing you cant be creepy/romantic untill she shows that she likes u this is why were kinda poking fun.

Make her think other people are interested in you to.
(that gives her a feeling of well if other people think hes attractive I guess I could to) or (im a jealous female ill make him like me more)

You cant skip to 'love' you have to play mild games atleast because this is what all females want.

[Quackzilla]

That's kind of creepy...

I know someone like you, except female, who is like that with me...

It's horrible to be on the recieving end of creepy semi-stalkers. Stop doing it.

[botticus]

Reading this thread is like watching two trains on the same track slowly inch their way towards each other. I wonder what the collision will be like?That depends on how fast they are going and what cities they left at what time.

[Squall835]

That depends on how fast they are going and what cities they left at what time.

Chicago and St. Louis?

[Zenithian Legend]

this would make sense if you think about it...

-nerdy guy tries to steal girl who already has a bf..
-boyfriend finds out about it and gets pissed
-boyfriend tries to fight nerd
-nerd turns fight into more of a wrestling match
-boyfriend being stronger than nerd ends up on top
-girl jumps in trying to break up the fight
-thumb in girls ass = threesome

genius.

Ya... but not quite that graphic!

After this thread is over, we will call the Don, "Uncle Filatio"

[jPoD]

*Fellatio

[Pookymeister]

*Fellatio, my expertise

fixed 8-)

[jPoD]

fixed 8-)

Unfortunately, she wasn't 'emotionally ready' for that. Girls are such bitches.

[The Don]

I'm sure she gave you a fake number.No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.

[jPoD]

No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.

SHE DOESNT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE YOU! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND FLOWERS TO SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LIKE YOU???? /rant (sorry for caps)

[Saucy Jack]

No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.

OK... read what you posted again. She doesn't like you... so why the hell are you sending flowers?

Save your money for someone who likes you. You shouldn't want anything to do with anyone who wants nothing to do with you.

[VanillaGorilla]

No, I tried the number today. It's real. I don't think she likes me. She told me she's busy for the next week or so. Nevertheless, I'm still sending her flowers.A girl telling me she's "busy" has never stopped me from lurking in the bushes outside her house. After the 3rd or 4th time they catch you peering into their bedroom window, they eventually start to slowly fall in love with you. You just need to be more persistant. If you need some visual pointers, go rent the movie "Fear", and study Mark Whalberg's performance. Pure brilliance.

[kittycatgirl2k]

Gawd let her go then if she doesnt like you. If shes "busy" for the next week or so then she obviously doesnt want to go out with you right now. If you send her those flowers you are...

1. gonna freak her out to the point she will never EVER consider assocating with you
2. waste your money

Its your money and your life. If you want to alienate her and throw your cash in the garbage then go for it.

[Squall835]

A girl telling me she's "busy" has never stopped me from lurking in the bushes outside her house. After the 3rd or 4th time they catch you peering into their bedroom window, they eventually start to slowly fall in love with you. You just need to be more persistant. If you need some visual pointers, go rent the movie "Fear", and study Mark Whalberg's performance. Pure brilliance.

Don't encourage the boy.

[The Don]

this would make sense if you think about it...

-nerdy guy tries to steal girl who already has a bf..
-boyfriend finds out about it and gets pissed
-boyfriend tries to fight nerd
-nerd turns fight into more of a wrestling match
-boyfriend being stronger than nerd ends up on top
-girl jumps in trying to break up the fight
-thumb in girls ass = threesome

genius.I'm not a nerd. I already said I'm semi-emo. I work out too so I have some muscles. For all you know, the supposed boyfriend could be a nerd or an emo. What makes you think he is a muscular guy that can kick ass.

[The Don]

Well, if she does have a boyfriend, The Don better hope it doesn't end up like this. :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H7OGqx7r-oIf I get shot, it would hurt, but it would also feel so good. I'm already in pain. My heart bleeds everyday from thinking about the girl. Getting shot might take my mind off of the girl for a second. And if the wound is fatal and my life is flashing before my eyes, I would be happy to know that I died for love.

[Brak]

If I get shot, it would hurt, but it would also feel so good. I'm already in pain. My heart bleeds everyday from thinking about the girl. Getting shot might take my mind off of the girl for a second. And if the wound is fatal and my life is flashing before my eyes, I would be happy to know that I died for love.
Change your Mafia avatar... you're giving my people a bad name.

[nickmad]

Change your Mafia avatar... you're giving my people a bad name.

yeah seriously. we arent pussies.

[Maklershed]

I'm convinced the OP knows this is silly but is enjoying his brief "CAG off topic notoriety" if that's even conceivable.

[E_G_Man]

Dude this is great news! You see abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and clearly this is a ploy on her part to make your love grow!!! Send flowers and glamour shots of yourself to her so she knows that you have caught on to her little game. Once she knows that you still have feelings for her she is bound to request that you move in with her and start a family immediately.

[The Don]

SHE DOESNT MOTHERFUCKING LIKE YOU! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SEND FLOWERS TO SOMEONE WHO DOESNT LIKE YOU???? /rant (sorry for caps)I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.

[jPoD]

I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.

This is just plain disgusting. Where the hell are your parents? You need VERY serious psychiatric help. Not eating? That's just dumb. What does it take for you to get the picture? Does she need to spell it out to you? She. doesnt. like. you. Find a healthy hobby that doesnt involve stalking girls.

[The Don]

Change your Mafia avatar... you're giving my people a bad name.No, the mafia avatar fits with my name.

[JSweeney]

If I get shot, it would hurt, but it would also feel so good. I'm already in pain. My heart bleeds everyday from thinking about the girl. Getting shot might take my mind off of the girl for a second. And if the wound is fatal and my life is flashing before my eyes, I would be happy to know that I died for love.

Funny, you try to be so melodramatic, trying to make your situation seem such a tragedy, even trying to imagine it to the most tragic extremes.

Yet, it all comes off as a comedy.

[The Don]

Funny, you try to be so melodramatic, trying to make your situation seem such a tragedy, even trying to imagine it to the most tragic extremes.

Yet, it all comes off as a comedy.I wish Shakespeare wrote about my love life. Some people find his work comedic.

[JSweeney]

I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.

Seriously, go talk to your parents.
I'm not kidding. You need help... likely professional.
Talking to your parents would be a good first step.

[JSweeney]

I wish Shakespeare wrote about my love life. Some people find his work comedic.

Yes, little boy, but you see, Shakespear was TRYING to be humorous.
Your silly little plight is unintentionally so.
You aren't suffering for love.
You aren't doing anything grandiose.
You aren't doing anything special.
YOu're wrapping yourself up into an imaginary scenario and taking it to unhealthy levels. (Whether this is real, or the wool you're trying to pull over everyone's eyes, though I'd at least give you credit for being a convincing troll in that case.)

[Metal Boss]

Class trolling mate, class.

[anomynous]

did you catch teh c00ties?

[Cracka]

... ok your getting creepier everytime you post. I mean it was creepy at first, but after she pretty much so told you she doesnt like you, you start liking her more and still say your gonna send her flowers?......

..also you say your not a nerd you jus semi-emo.... thats the same damn thing, emo is just a specific breed of nerds

...your a perfect example of what guys should NOT do to get a girl, which is why i think your screen named should be changed from "The Don" to "The Doh!"

[jPoD]

Or 'Teh Done'

[nickmad]

I'm dedicated to my feelings. If she really doesn't like me, I'll just wait until she tells that to my face. If she doesn't like me, fine. I'm still having fun. I want to see how far this goes. Life is too boring. I have to do something new to keep my living. Besides, this girl has changed my lifestyle for the better. I'm rebeling against my old-self. I'm no longer a masturbater, a videogamer, or an eater. I hardly ever eat anymore. The hunger pains hurt but at the same time, they feel so good.

man you are f'ed up. i think you should go run head first into a wall....maybe it will knock you back into real life.

[jmcc]

Have you considered trying to assassinate Reagan? I know, he's dead now, but think about how impressed she'd be if you somehow pulled it off.

[The Don]

Have you considered trying to assassinate Reagan? I know, he's dead now, but think about how impressed she'd be if you somehow pulled it off.No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.

[Squall835]

No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.

That's not a prank.

[jmcc]

No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.Uh, that guy was just insane. He wasn't in love at all. Besides, you're wrong. Mark David Champman just got name-dropped by the rap person in the song I was just listening to.

[Cracka]

No. That would just be like me the murder of Lennon. The guy that killed Lennon was hated. I don't want to be hated. I want to do something drastic, but not something illegal. That is why I'm also not going to do a senior prank. I thought about sending flowers to every girl in the senior class, but it is expensive. I talked to a few guys about it to split the cost, but no one seemed as fanatic as me.

Your a sad excuse for a man

[TheBlueWizard]

I read most of the last post by the OP, but I don't think I can handle 12 more pages of this crap so I'm posting and moving on.

I still think that this will make great reading into the court record for the restraining order.

TBW

[Renzokuken]

"When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman....."

[botticus]

Hmm... unfortunately the comedy to head-shaking ratio is dropping quickly.

[Pancake Rabbit]

... ok your getting creepier everytime you post. I mean it was creepy at first, but after she pretty much so told you she doesnt like you, you start liking her more and still say your gonna send her flowers?......

..also you say your not a nerd you jus semi-emo.... thats the same damn thing, emo is just a specific breed of nerds

...your a perfect example of what guys should NOT do to get a girl, which is why i think your screen named should be changed from "The Don" to "The Doh!"

If you're leaving cag for life what's taking you so long?

[racthamp]

I think OP has all of us fooled.. he can't be this dumb can he? I was once naive.. but not sure if I was this low (hope not ;) )...

I think OP is playing us.. but it's fun to read though :)

[Cracka]

If you're leaving cag for life what's taking you so long?

i put that one there a few months before summer and i left for a few months but got bored so i came back

[Moxio]

i put that one there a few months before summer and i left for a few months but got bored so i came back

Welcome back !

[Apossum]

"When a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else
He'll trade the world
For the good thing he's found
If she's bad he can't see it
She can do no wrong
Turn his back on his best friend
If he put her down

When a man loves a woman
Spend his very last dime
Tryin' to hold on to what he needs
He'd give up all his comfort
Sleep out in the rain
If she said that's the way it ought to be

Well, this man loves a woman
I gave you everything I had
Tryin' to hold on to your precious love
Baby, please don't treat me bad

When a man loves a woman
Down deep in his soul
She can bring him such misery
If she plays him for a fool
He's the last one to know
Lovin' eyes can't ever see

When a man loves a woman
He can do no wrong
He can never own some other girl
Yes when a man loves a woman
I know exactly how he feels
'Cause baby, baby, baby, you're my world

When a man loves a woman....."


more like:

"Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
Ill be watching you

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every step you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Since youve gone I been lost without a trace
I dream at night I can only see your face
I look around but its you I cant replace
I feel so cold and I long for your embrace
I keep crying baby, baby, please...

Oh, cant you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches
With every breath you take

Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
Ill be watching you

Every move you make
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you
Ill be watching you..."

[kittycatgirl2k]

If the OP is really this sad of an excuse for a human being then I feel sorry for him...
if its all just a ruse... then its been fun reading it for sheer ridiculousness.
I felt for the guy at first but at this point, its just stalkerish/weird.

[VanillaGorilla]

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Won't Be My Girlfriend?
I'll grind you into Glue