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ITDEFX

11-11-2006, 06:30 PM

Ok so finished my shift teaching computer graphics in DC and felt a bit hungry. Stopped by the Wendy's near the train station and picked up a crispy chicken and a deluxe burger and a medium coke. Ate it and headed out to the trainstation so I could get out of DC before dark.

Anyways by the time I got on the orange line to the Vieanna (sp?) station I was like holy shit I have to take a dump real bad. Knowing how you CAN'T USE the bathroom at any station I am like fuck, I am screwed. So I tried to hold it on for roughly 45 MINS! :-O

Tried crossing my legs, use my mind to see if I could hold it back and so on, but it was like I can't hold it.

Finally when I got to the end of Orange line I could really feel like it was going to explode from my rear and people were like taking forever to get out of the station. As soon as I got to the car, I just let it rip, but not too much as I knew if I released too hard, well you know. Manage to drive all the way to a near by computer store and was hurrying into the store when three cop cars passed me and one of them gave me this dirty look and I was like fuck he is going to question me or something and I have really take a shit.

Arrived at the bathroom and released :-P

ahhhh

Anyways how long can you guys hold it before a potential situation happens?

Brak

11-11-2006, 06:31 PM

I thought this was going to be about ejaculation...

Anyway, because I'm a heavy sleeper, I'm aware of nights where I hold it for eight or nine hours, as I wake up (from having to piss), and fall back asleep instantly -- repeat.

Shit, on the other hand...

RiCeBo1

11-11-2006, 06:56 PM

One whole school day, which is about 8 hours

hopesfall

11-11-2006, 06:58 PM

As disturbing as this topic is, who has trouble controlling their bowel movements for 45 minutes? That isn't really all that long. Or maybe I'm just a freak.

Pancake Rabbit

11-11-2006, 07:00 PM

Wendy's strikes again.

Liquid 2

11-11-2006, 07:02 PM

Seeing as how I drink like ~5 liters of water a day, I usually have to go every 4-6 hours or so.

Run4Fun

11-11-2006, 07:03 PM

I have held having to go pee (measured from when I first needed to go, not the last time I peed) for about 8 hours. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life, and I was sweating and writhing in agony. When I finally was able to go, it lasted over a minute and the orgasmic feeling of relief lasted until the next day.

Broccoli Storm

11-11-2006, 07:03 PM

I'm pretty sure I have an overactive bladder...so not long and often.

banpeikun

11-11-2006, 07:20 PM

I can't hold a number two at all. I go from nothing to emergency state in a matter of minutes.

help1

11-11-2006, 07:23 PM

One whole school day, which is about 8 hours
Same! Man, someone should post that model link, cause I lost the link.

I have held having to go pee (measured from when I first needed to go, not the last time I peed) for about 8 hours. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life, and I was sweating and writhing in agony. When I finally was able to go, it lasted over a minute and the orgasmic feeling of relief lasted until the next day.

I did something similar and my kidneys were starting to get pained.

hobocorpses

11-11-2006, 07:24 PM

People I dont think he's talkin bout #1.....WTF 2 posters in only a few days have made topics about crapping their pants. :cry:

PapiChullo

11-11-2006, 07:25 PM

I can hold mine for a few hours and then it'll kind of subside, and then hold it some more, so maybe about 6 hours. Today I held it in on my drive from Baltimore to DC, and I thought I sharted right when I got out of the car, but it was a false alarm thankfully. :D

ITDEFX

11-11-2006, 08:33 PM

One, I am not talking about ejactuation (but some of these women on the metro are freak HoT! :)

Second, Maybe when the Wendy's stuff hit what I ate for breakfast, which was homestyle fried potatoe , egg, rice and beans. I really would like to see the inside of my stomach when this stuff interacts with each other.

I think things got worse when I was watching an episode of Robotchicken on my cell and the skit "WHO POOPS LAST" came on and the two guys were trying to hold it really hard, I was like oh shit I really have to go :-(

Stoneage

11-11-2006, 09:05 PM

Second, Maybe when the Wendy's stuff hit what I ate for breakfast, which was homestyle fried potatoe...
http://www.mrpotatohead.net/politics/quayle2.jpg

PhrostByte

11-11-2006, 09:24 PM

Sucks about shitting your pants dude... usually I drink a bottle of water before I go see my probation officer so I'm CERTAIN that I piss clean... no chances taken.. but last Thursday I had to wait in traffic for like an hour while needing to pee seriously. I was considering just getting out on the highway but decided to hold it till I got to my PO's office. The guy in the stall next to me was like "Damn buddy I thought I needed to go!"

Graystone

11-11-2006, 09:25 PM

As disturbing as this topic is, who has trouble controlling their bowel movements for 45 minutes? That isn't really all that long. Or maybe I'm just a freak.

Didn't you read he ate a spicy chicken, and a burger from a fast food joint.

There is a few reasons I don't eat fast food.
You feel like shit after you eat it.
They have nothing healthy to eat, (this is coming from a fat person btw)
Also 8-12 hours later your spraying brown water out of your ass.
Fast food is so modify, altered etc its just not right.
I can make better food just give me 5 mins more then you take sitting in line with you car idling and wasting gas.

ITDEFX

11-11-2006, 09:59 PM

Didn't you read he ate a spicy chicken, and a burger from a fast food joint.

There is a few reasons I don't eat fast food.
You feel like shit after you eat it.
They have nothing healthy to eat, (this is coming from a fat person btw)
Also 8-12 hours later your spraying brown water out of your ass.
Fast food is so modify, altered etc its just not right.
I can make better food just give me 5 mins more then you take sitting in line with you car idling and wasting gas.

its CRISPY, NOT SPICY

Funny I don't have this reaction to taco bell.

Graystone

11-11-2006, 10:18 PM

its CRISPY, NOT SPICY

Funny I don't have this reaction to taco bell.

It makes no difference. Thinking about it now, Taco Bell, Chipolte's and a fried chicken are the only fast food I can eat without worrying about having to spray gravy. But I don't ever eat them.

Ikohn4ever

11-11-2006, 10:51 PM

thats the worst, it feels like a life or death situation, and time just slows down too

Quackzilla

11-11-2006, 10:57 PM

I never east fast food.

I can hold it for over a day, under normal situations.

Poop before you take LSD, trust me.

Moxio

11-11-2006, 11:07 PM

Lesson: don't go to Wendy's?

SOSTrooper

11-11-2006, 11:08 PM

I can hold it for close to a day, but near the end of that I always get back pain because my large intestine would be impacted with you know what and it starts pressing against my nerves and I'll get back pain.

RegalSin2020

11-11-2006, 11:20 PM

Well on one hand I can hold it great I just need to not tinkle. I might release a couple of drops.

Then again on the other hand I move my body and avoid pumping. You push and not pump. If you pump then your going to release quicker.

Now on to the subject of damaging the the Warhead realease might be enabedable and pose serious consequences.

ITDEFX

11-11-2006, 11:48 PM

jPoD

11-12-2006, 12:41 AM

I had a crispy chicken sandwich and two jr. bacon cheeseburgers from Wendys this afternoon. I didnt have to go to the bathroom at all. Weird. I got deathly ill from a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendys in Arizona.

Back on topic, I've gone from Philadelphia>>>>London without using the bathroom and JFK>>>>Israel without using the bathroom. I'm a pro :P

PhrostByte

11-12-2006, 02:57 AM

I never east fast food.

I can hold it for over a day, under normal situations.

Poop before you take LSD, trust me.

:rofl:

greydemise

11-12-2006, 03:03 AM

week and a half..constipation baby,..had to go to the hospital where a hot asian nurse (no lie) stuck her finger up my bum to "fix me"..yea she wanted me..too bad i was 13..and in terrible pain :'(

Dark Slayer120

11-12-2006, 03:09 AM

Depends if I have "the shits" then maybe an hour max before I explode. If it's just the normal shit 5-6 hours.

assassinX

11-12-2006, 04:07 AM

15 hours on ain airplane from LAX to Vietnam that was the worst time of my life.. airplane food is so nasty and like my freaking stomach was killing me as I was in the car to head to the town.

Pookymeister

11-12-2006, 04:14 AM

If i had eaten French Onion Soup 15 mins before? About 5 mins before EXPLOSION

The Dord

11-12-2006, 12:18 PM

[QUOTE=jPoD;2358529]I had a crispy chicken sandwich and two jr. bacon cheeseburgers from Wendys this afternoon. I didnt have to go to the bathroom at all. Weird. I got deathly ill from a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendys in Arizona. [QUOTE]

Sounds like Acute Food Posioning. I would of went back and told them what happened. Same thing happened to me at a BK. The spicy chicken sandwich they have is delicious but in this one I ordered, it was RAW.

They were so Fuck ing apologetic that I ate for free the next day.

Reality's Fringe

11-12-2006, 12:42 PM

I didn't go to the bathroom for 3 days once when I went to DC.

I don't even remember why.

slidecage

11-12-2006, 01:01 PM

holding in pee for 8 hours is very easy. I remember doing it all though high school. every bathroom you went into smelled like people were pissing on the walls. poop on the other hand probally 4 hours or so, BUT i heard its very bad to hold poop in since all of the gas can back up and really mess up your insides (cousin told me this so dont know if true)

Pookymeister

11-12-2006, 01:06 PM

Sounds like Acute Food Posioning. I would of went back and told them what happened. Same thing happened to me at a BK. The spicy chicken sandwich they have is delicious but in this one I ordered, it was RAW.

They were so Fuck ing apologetic that I ate for free the next day.
You probably could've milked it for a bit more than that.
I complained to McDonalds that my drink was too watery and got 3 coupons good for complete meals. 8-)

jPoD

11-12-2006, 01:29 PM