View Full Version : Just when you thought it was safe to be a cheerleader
Ikohn4ever
06-25-2004, 12:25 PM
There are some messed up people out there
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/3451072/detail.html
Wshakspear
06-25-2004, 12:27 PM
Thats wrong, sick, depraved and really funny.
Cornfedwb
06-25-2004, 12:28 PM
Is it bad taste that I find that to be the funniest thing I've heard in days?
Wshakspear
06-25-2004, 12:29 PM
Yes.
But its still fuggin HI-Larious
Maynard
06-25-2004, 12:30 PM
you know what would have been even funnier than that, if he somehow could sneak in and tape pictures of his balls on their heads and write a note that said
YOU JUST GOT TEA BAAAAGGGEEDDDDD YYYYEEEAA- AAHHHHHH (lil jon voice)
omg i would have pissed my pants in laughter, but this will have to do for now. Since it's cheerleaders and they're closet whores anyway HA HA HA HA YOU FREAKING S*&TS ITS NOT LIKE YOU HAVEN"T SEEN THEM IN YOUR MOUTH BEFORE
MeyNERD
LoganDX
06-25-2004, 12:36 PM
he he he he, man some people. Now how did this guy happen to know that there were 1.) cheerleaders in the hotel and 2.) they weren't there. I thinks it was an employee or better yet one of their coaches or friends......
Cornfedwb
06-25-2004, 12:39 PM
Or they had some kinky stuff going on during the vacation and one of their parents found the pictures the cheerleaders took, so they claimed it was some freak.
Maynard
06-25-2004, 12:39 PM
Logan i couldn't agree with you more man, i was thinking the same thing. B/c exactly what you said this guy knew everything about they're every move. But it still rules.
rock on ball picture guy (REEAL AMERICAN HEEROOOOES)
MR BALL PICTURE IN THE GLASS SHOWEERRRRR
m3yn3dr
Ikohn4ever
06-25-2004, 12:42 PM
they could do a weiner line up like in porkys, and have signs posted up to see if anyone has seen it
PittsburghAfterDark
06-25-2004, 12:43 PM
Did I tell you guys about my trip to Boulder, Colorado? We stayed at this Inn and there were....
Oops, nevermind. BTW, I kept the teabagging shots on my camera.
daphatty
06-25-2004, 12:51 PM
That is sooooo funny. Wrong, but funny!
pukemon
06-25-2004, 12:58 PM
too funny. i think it was an inside job.
lionheart4life
06-25-2004, 01:01 PM
Moral of the story is don't stay at hotels in Colorado. You'll either have to deal with Kobe Bryant, or some guy putting his balls on your stuff.
x0thedeadzone0x
06-25-2004, 01:02 PM
that reminds me of scary movie for some reason... heh.
Funny shit. And it was never safe to be a cheerleader btw, because there are people out there who despise preps so much they'll shoot them in the head.
cozydean
06-25-2004, 01:03 PM
You've got to love the "file photo" which is just someone taking a picture, ahem, downward. Does this happen so much in Denver that they already had an appropriate file photo at the ready?
O-Dog
06-25-2004, 01:06 PM
You've got to love the "file photo" which is just someone taking a picture, ahem, downward. Does this happen so much in Denver that they already had an appropriate file photo at the ready?
Well you know it was just some lame-ass intern posing...
Grave_Addiction
06-25-2004, 01:18 PM
What that did guy seriously sounds like something my friends would have done in high school. We did some pretty crazy shit, but nothing quite as bad as that.
ElfAngel7
06-25-2004, 01:49 PM
Heh, that's why I never leave my camera w/ my buddies. You learn after the first time.
Cornfedwb
06-25-2004, 01:51 PM
Heh, that's why I never leave my camera w/ my buddies. You learn after the first time.
How often do your buddies take pictures of their wangs for you to see? I have yet to have a friend that's found that necessary.
ElfAngel7
06-25-2004, 01:53 PM
'Hotel staff is cooperating,'? How much you bet it was somebody from the staff. And how would they find this culpret? Are they gonna have somebody do a police sketch of the offending genitals and have everybody drop trou in the surrounding area? (Homage to Porky's ;-))
ElfAngel7
06-25-2004, 01:54 PM
Heh, that's why I never leave my camera w/ my buddies. You learn after the first time.
How often do your buddies take pictures of their wangs for you to see? I have yet to have a friend that's found that necessary.
Well, I'm a photo/bio major so they think it's funny, which it is the first time. Nedless to say I don't want it repeated. Plus, they're some sick puppies.
Cracka
06-25-2004, 01:55 PM
They were shocked to find photographs of the man's genitals sitting on their drinking cups, bottles and food
LMAO. I can imagine a janitor type dood walkin into the girls room to clean up and going.. *sees camera* hmmm *looks down at self* AH HA!
*puts balls on cup and food* PWN'D!
goldengraham
06-25-2004, 01:57 PM
Did anyone notice the college this was taking place at? The University of Colorado. For those in the sports know, this has been the most problematic college recently, having being accused of using sex to get recruits, harassing a girl football player, and having both their football coach and Athletic Director saying really stupid things.
yeahokthenfu
06-25-2004, 02:19 PM
they could do a weiner line up like in porkys, and have signs posted up to see if anyone has seen it
Thats funny
ElfAngel7
06-25-2004, 02:25 PM
they could do a weiner line up like in porkys, and have signs posted up to see if anyone has seen it
Gah, didn't see that when i posted
Moxio
06-26-2004, 10:15 PM
Oh dear. Cream in the soup.
ElfAngel7
06-27-2004, 03:55 AM
Oh dear. Cream in the soup.
:puke: ewwwww....
senorwoohoo
06-27-2004, 10:17 AM
Thats hilarious...kinda creepy but hilarious...
I'm skeptical. This is the basis of a long-running urban legend, though it's usually a French hotel and the employee puts a family's toothbrushs up his ass. I wouldn't put it past a few kids getting together and doing this as a prank to keep the legend running.
edit: so, you know, shenanigans!
magilacudy
06-27-2004, 10:54 AM
I'm skeptical. This is the basis of a long-running urban legend, though it's usually a French hotel and the employee puts a family's toothbrushs up his ass. I wouldn't put it past a few kids getting together and doing this as a prank to keep the legend running.
edit: so, you know, shenanigans!
Hmm... didn't think about that. Maybe those cheerleaders are probably the same girls who started the jelly bracelet thing. :shock:
No matter how many times i watch that movie, that part will ALWAYS bring me to tears of laughter.
they could do a weiner line up like in porkys, and have signs posted up to see if anyone has seen it
defender
06-27-2004, 02:04 PM
I think I know who did it and why.
The Bellhop with his nuts because he wasnt tipped.
What do I win?
LeviathynX
06-28-2004, 12:10 AM
I used to think you were crazy, now I see your nuts! A-Thank you!
shortshire
06-28-2004, 12:16 AM
I go to school in Boulder, CO. and i seen those cheerleader at their camp when I walk down to my friend's apartment. Man that is messed up, now I know why a whole bunch of cheerleaders left.
captainfrizo
06-28-2004, 12:20 AM
The story is pretty funny.
Did anyone notice the college this was taking place at? The University of Colorado. For those in the sports know, this has been the most problematic college recently, having being accused of using sex to get recruits, harassing a girl football player, and having both their football coach and Athletic Director saying really stupid things.
The cheerleaders were staying off campus, but after hearing the college was connected with the story I wasn't surprised anymore. I wonder what the next scandal Colorado will be associated with will be.
GuilewasNK
09-16-2004, 02:35 PM
Wait till Howard Stern gets a hold of this story....
Cornfedwb
09-16-2004, 02:37 PM
Wait till Howard Stern gets a hold of this story....
Seeing as this thread was three freaking months old.. I'd say he probably already has.
Quackzilla
09-16-2004, 03:01 PM
At least he didn't put his butt on everything, or did he?
They might be able to bet DNA off of a cliffhander that broke loose while the suspect was wiping his ass accross a table or something.
daikaiju
09-16-2004, 03:08 PM
Best. Quote. Ever.
"They were shocked to find photographs of the man's genitals sitting on their drinking cups, bottles and food."
:rofl:
DigitalSpace
09-16-2004, 03:14 PM
Wow, that is completely fucked up. :lol:
sblymnlcrymnl
09-16-2004, 05:13 PM
:rofl:
Moxio
09-16-2004, 07:21 PM
Old thread, d00d.
Kaijufan
09-16-2004, 08:41 PM
:lol:
shoobywizard88
09-16-2004, 09:08 PM
funny stuff!
gameguy22006
09-16-2004, 09:10 PM
Yeah, thats really funny
rabbitt
09-16-2004, 09:22 PM
Whoever typed that artical is pretty sexist. They autimatically assume that it was a guy who did all of those things!!! XD
PaulEMoz
09-16-2004, 09:26 PM
Whoever typed that artical is pretty sexist. They autimatically assume that it was a guy who did all of those things!!! XD
:?
Dok Diamond
09-16-2004, 09:42 PM
this may be old but its the first time i read it, and i thinks its funny as hell.