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Zoglog
11-21-2006, 01:20 AM
http://www.slate.com/id/2154157/


I'll admit it—I was in love with the Nintendo Wii long before we'd ever met. And then, a few seconds after I touched those strange, new motion-sensing controllers, months of giddy anticipation vanished. I've played and won 14-hour-long Halo tournaments. I was a bird-slaughtering Duck Hunt master back when Times Square still had arcades. But the Wii, which is being marketed as the ideal system for newbies, made me feel like an incompetent novice. I don't blame myself. The ugly truth is that the Wii's already-legendary motion-detection system doesn't work very well.


http://www.slate.com/id/2154158

In a great video game, the narrative is secondary to the game's central appeal: satisfying my desire to be an NFL quarterback, a Jedi Knight, and a martial-arts wizard (though not—yet—all at once). A good book or movie provides a vicarious experience. A good game comes much closer to being experiential—to actually approximating the real thing. The Wii, Nintendo's new console, takes gaming a giant leap forward in this journey. Like nothing else I've ever played, the Wii comes closest to achieving the grail of gaming: a home virtual-reality machine.

The Media is having fun this week with both the PS3 and the wii it seems.

Vinny
11-21-2006, 01:25 AM
Isn't this from the same people who said the PS3 was worth $100000 or something? Or was that someone else?:-k

Anyway, I'm not sure what game that guy played or how long he tried but most of the stuff I've seen on TV shows the Wii as being rather easy to pick up. I know Zelda has a steep learning curve so that probably didn't help.

evilmax17
11-21-2006, 01:27 AM
I wonder if the Nindendon't author thought he was being amazingly clever with an original title, or if it was a knowing homage to the Sega advertising campaign from back in the day.

Strell
11-21-2006, 01:58 AM
If it made you a novice, you must be bad at a lot of things.

Like opening a mailbox, putting pants on, masturbating, opening a fridge, and every other aspect of life in general.

j_factor
11-21-2006, 02:06 AM
I love how masturbating is an "aspect of life in general". I thought that was just me!

defmonkey05
11-21-2006, 03:31 AM
I love how masturbating is an "aspect of life in general". I thought that was just me!

Pretty much known fact that most kids play with themselves before they learn to talk. Parents call it "discovery".

Vegan
11-21-2006, 04:09 AM
"The ugly truth is that the Wii's already-legendary motion-detection system doesn't work very well."

Bullshit. I wonder if that person tried Trauma Center. Pixel-perfect, you'd swear you were shining a small flashlight into your TV set and seeing the glare, instead of your cursor.

drfunk85
11-21-2006, 04:17 AM
"The ugly truth is that the Wii's already-legendary motion-detection system doesn't work very well."

Bullshit. I wonder if that person tried Trauma Center. Pixel-perfect, you'd swear you were shining a small flashlight into your TV set and seeing the glare, instead of your cursor.

Whatever he played, he was either playing it too close to the TV, or most likely the sensor bar was off in its positioning or calibration.