View Full Version : Throwing off the chains of n00b oppression
AdamInPlaidum
06-26-2004, 04:25 PM
100 posts! Finally, I'm a regular!
P.S. n00bs suck! :D
x0thedeadzone0x
06-26-2004, 05:07 PM
100 posts! Finally, I'm a regular!
P.S. n00bs suck! :D
That's a bit of a bold statement considering you were JUST one 1 post ago... :P
And technically you aren't but you can still be considered one by the others.
pimp_daddy_smurf
06-26-2004, 05:11 PM
im still gonna consider you a n0oB
defender
06-26-2004, 05:27 PM
Looks to me like you got a new special rank.
:-)
alongx
06-26-2004, 05:28 PM
Looks to me like you got a new special rank.
:-)
Well done.
doraemonkerpal
06-26-2004, 05:32 PM
Looks to me like you got a new special rank.
:-)
lmao, that is awesome. defender is putting his newfound powers to good use! :P
Wshakspear
06-26-2004, 05:39 PM
LOL! thats great :)
Cracka
06-26-2004, 05:41 PM
PWN'D
AdamInPlaidum
06-26-2004, 05:51 PM
Can I at least be a level 2 n00b?
Stargun007
06-26-2004, 05:55 PM
I knew I shouldn't have made a post about being a non-Newbie yesterday.
brianlb78
06-26-2004, 05:58 PM
I have been using this kick ass site for almost 8 months but I don't post very often, am I still a nOOb?
Zenithian Legend
06-26-2004, 06:02 PM
IMHO, no...
BigHow
06-26-2004, 06:08 PM
Hmmm, that's a pretty interesting question, brian.
I've been here for a long ass time too (a couple months less than Wshakspear), but post count is pretty low.
So do we determine n00bs purely by posts or duration? Most of us silent old timers would never ask what a GGC was or what YYMV means. Do we pass the n00b test?
JSweeney
06-26-2004, 06:13 PM
Mr. Defender* is obviously more of a "hands on" leader than CheapyD.
*(You haven't read his new rules yet, have you?)
Negative Custom Ranks to make people follow his rules... It's brilliant.
Oh yeah, make sure to go pick up some games at VGD!**
**(Again, go read the new rules)
defender
06-26-2004, 06:14 PM
The CheapAssGamer bylaws state that any member self-declaring they are no longer a noob is definitely a noob. Especially if they create a new topic just to state it.
:-)
Nirvanaguy777
06-26-2004, 06:15 PM
100 posts! Finally, I'm a regular!
P.S. n00bs suck! :D
we arent gonna have to give you reparations are we.........
bignick
06-26-2004, 06:16 PM
Defender, you should charge people like $5 to give them a custom rank while CheapyD is gone.
Nirvanaguy777
06-26-2004, 06:20 PM
wow hes forever a newb now, thats hysterical
defender
06-26-2004, 06:32 PM
Custom ranks anyone? (as per Nicks suggestion)
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=243291#243291
pimp_daddy_smurf
06-26-2004, 06:34 PM
Mr. Defender certainly knows what he is doing, i would take a bullet for our leader, hes so smart. and sexy(but not as sexy as brooke burke).
did i mention how sweet VGD is???? well it is the shizznit
JSweeney
06-26-2004, 06:37 PM
Forever Noob. A parody of Forever young.
Let's post in style, lets post for a while
Custom ranks can wait we're only posting, we don't try
Posting is the best, but waiting for ranks is the worst
Are you going spam to get the rank or not?
Let our rank be young or let it last forever
Hopefully when we ask CheapyD, our custom rank is clever.
Counting up the thread count, early ranks are short trips
The rank counting's for the sad men.
Can you imagine when your rank is won
Turn our custom rank into something fun
Getting all the new ranks while we're getting in tune
The rank counting's for the mad men
Forever noob, AdamInPlaidum will be forever noob
do you really want to be a noob forever, forever and ever
Forever noob, you don't wanna be forever noob.
Do you really want to be a noob forever? Forever noob.
Some like the trolling, some like the flames.
Some like the good deals that they can find on games
Sooner or later they all will be same,
really, posts on ranks or thread counts are really lame.
It's so hard to get high ranks without a cause
Posting ads or exploit, or good old fashion deals,
or twisting people's arguments and just making them squel.
But few ranks are forever
So many deals you could have found today
So many things that you could post and say
So many ideas coming from right out of the blue
But saying you're not a noob only makes it true.
Forever noob, AdamInPlaidum will be forever noob
do you really want to be a noob forever, forever and ever
Forever noob, you don't wanna be forever noob.
Do you really want to be a noob forever? Forever noob.
Forever noob, AdamInPlaidum will be forever noob
do you really want to be a noob forever, forever and ever
Forever noob, you don't wanna be forever noob.
Do you really want to be a noob forever? Forever noob.
defender
06-26-2004, 06:40 PM
omg I cant stop laughing
Nirvanaguy777
06-26-2004, 07:07 PM
omg I cant stop laughing
w0rd im dying over here
Vampire Hunter D
06-26-2004, 07:18 PM
COngradulations
Vampire Hunter D
06-26-2004, 07:19 PM
Im gonna do a cheap double post here cause this is now my 100th too. Ive been here since August but its cause theres alot of sites i check regulary.
I love the OP new rank. :lol:
Wshakspear
06-26-2004, 07:44 PM
Im gonna do a cheap double post here cause this is now my 100th too. Ive been here since August but its cause theres alot of sites i check regulary.
How dare you go elsewhere!!! (goes back to fark...)
epobirs
06-26-2004, 07:46 PM
I see the abuse of power has begun.
So, Defender, did it really go to your head or is there a displacement to another part of your body. I mean, it's all in the brain but strong emotions can be pereived to center in one's heart or lust in one's loins. I can't help wondering where in the body the attainment of petty tyrant status is manifested. And will it lead to the conception of a fifth child, one to be named CAG but never told why.
Stargun007
06-26-2004, 07:47 PM
Wshakespear- you're a farker too? Kickass.
Wshakspear
06-26-2004, 07:49 PM
I see the abuse of power has begun.
So, Defender, did it really go to your head or is there a displacement to another part of your body. I mean, it's all in the brain but strong emotions can be pereived to center in one's heart or lust in one's loins. I can't help wondering where in the body the attainment of petty tyrant status is manifested. And will it lead to the conception of a fifth child, one to be named CAG but never told why.
Previously noted new MAGICAL penis.
and yes, im a fark browser (cant pass up a good photoshopping)
defender
06-26-2004, 08:10 PM
I was working on #5 just last night :-)
and I think thats where the tyranny comes from too
Moxio
06-26-2004, 10:11 PM
Congrats unnoob.
zewone
06-26-2004, 10:28 PM
His new rank suits him well.
Cracka
06-26-2004, 10:32 PM
lets all walk around him slowly, each taking turns pushing him while we laugh and chant "NOOB! NOOB!"
AdamInPlaidum
06-27-2004, 04:39 AM
Not to rain on anyone's parade, but I'm somewhat fond of my new rank. At least this way I'm "that dumbass" instead of just "some dumbass". :)
JSweeney
06-27-2004, 01:00 PM
I like your rank as well.. it's unique, and now has a story attached to it... very few others can actually say that.
I only latched on because it was great fodder for yet another song parody for me to post.
AdamInPlaidum
06-27-2004, 02:02 PM
I wonder what other "changes" go into effect in the next two weeks...
LeviathynX
06-28-2004, 12:17 AM
Can we get a custom ranking for mousin and his trusty sidekick, Friedmind!
See forum:
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=20363&start=0
magilacudy
06-28-2004, 12:27 AM
Woohoo look at me I'm a Farker too.
Anyways, JS and defender, that's comedy gold. :)
ElfAngel7
06-28-2004, 01:42 PM
Forever Noob. A parody of Forever young.
Let's post in style, lets post for a while
Custom ranks can wait we're only posting, we don't try
Posting is the best, but waiting for ranks is the worst
Are you going spam to get the rank or not?
Let our rank be young or let it last forever
Hopefully when we ask CheapyD, our custom rank is clever.
Counting up the thread count, early ranks are short trips
The rank counting's for the sad men.
Can you imagine when your rank is won
Turn our custom rank into something fun
Getting all the new ranks while we're getting in tune
The rank counting's for the mad men
Forever noob, AdamInPlaidum will be forever noob
do you really want to be a noob forever, forever and ever
Forever noob, you don't wanna be forever noob.
Do you really want to be a noob forever? Forever noob.
Some like the trolling, some like the flames.
Some like the good deals that they can find on games
Sooner or later they all will be same,
really, posts on ranks or thread counts are really lame.
It's so hard to get high ranks without a cause
Posting ads or exploit, or good old fashion deals,
or twisting people's arguments and just making them squel.
But few ranks are forever
So many deals you could have found today
So many things that you could post and say
So many ideas coming from right out of the blue
But saying you're not a noob only makes it true.
Forever noob, AdamInPlaidum will be forever noob
do you really want to be a noob forever, forever and ever
Forever noob, you don't wanna be forever noob.
Do you really want to be a noob forever? Forever noob.
Forever noob, AdamInPlaidum will be forever noob
do you really want to be a noob forever, forever and ever
Forever noob, you don't wanna be forever noob.
Do you really want to be a noob forever? Forever noob.
:applause: ::Wild Applause:: :applause:
ElfAngel7
06-28-2004, 01:43 PM
How many of these types of songs have you typed up?
JSweeney
06-28-2004, 02:19 PM
Very, very many.
Go look for the Where have Nintendofangirl and Minx gone? thread. There's a bunch of them in there.
snotknocker
06-28-2004, 02:22 PM
Very, very many.
Go look for the Where have Nintendofangirl and Minx gone? thread. There's a bunch of them in there.
Well JS, I've hunted down some of your past compositions and I'm pretty impressed. Not bad at all. Do you take requests?
LoganDX
06-29-2004, 02:10 AM
Custom ranks anyone? (as per Nicks suggestion)
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=243291#243291
What custom rank would you give me Defender? How about Amy Lee's Love Slave? :wink: ......
JSweeney
07-02-2004, 09:42 PM
Very, very many.
Go look for the Where have Nintendofangirl and Minx gone? thread. There's a bunch of them in there.
Well JS, I've hunted down some of your past compositions and I'm pretty impressed. Not bad at all. Do you take requests?
On occassion.
epobirs
07-02-2004, 10:33 PM
I must be very bored this month. My rank has increased twice since the topic started.
Not necessarily a good sign.
Maklershed
10-02-2006, 12:26 PM
Bumped for survival!
:-k
When I was first reading through this thread I thought I was in the twilight zone because it's mostly filled with people I never heard of. And then I realized that this was from 2004.
Custom ranks anyone? (as per Nicks suggestion)
http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=243291#243291
Maybe I need to quit drinkin, but I can't figure out whatever it is you linked to.
botticus
10-02-2006, 01:01 PM
Maybe I need to quit drinkin, but I can't figure out whatever it is you linked to.That's what happens with two year old links. :D
That's what happens with two year old links. :D
I still ain't quittin drinkin!
Ugamer_X
10-02-2006, 02:36 PM
Yeah, this whole bumping threads to keep them alive thing could get annoying.