Wii Safety Manual (Plus captioned pictures)

[Kuros]

http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/top/the-japanese-super-safe-wii-safety-manual-218939.php

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7149.jpg

The Wiimote isn't made for usage in a karate match. Don't do it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7150.jpg

The Wiimote/Nunchuck isn't the new style you Emo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7152.jpg

Please use water when watering your Wii, not piss.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7154.jpg

Beware those easily attached to things, you will fall in love with the Wii.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7155.jpg

Single White Wii looking for beautiful woman, non-smoker is a must.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7156.jpg

The Wii is a warm blooded animal, it doesn't need a blanket.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7160.jpg

Putting a Four Leaf Clover in the Wii won't help you play better. Admit that you suck and move on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7161.jpg

The Wii isn't a babysitter, it isn't responsible for retarded children.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7162.jpg

What did I just say about retarded children?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7173.jpg

The Wii doesn't like looking cool by leaning on something. It just isn't his style.

[Scobie]

Yar... been using one as my profile pic, me hearty.

[pimpinc333]

Only the 4 leaf clover one was funny.

[megashock5]

someone over at GAF captioned the clover one "do not feed the Pikmin"

[UncleBob]

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2006/12/wiiDSCF7168.jpg

What the heck is going on here? "Do not sell Wii at Yard Sale next to bags of towels"?

[Apossum]

The Wii is a warm blooded animal, it doesn't need a blanket.


damn, and all these years I've been spending money on blankets... :roll:

[Kuros]

damn, and all these years I've been spending money on blankets... :roll:

:O

You must be a Iguana in disguise.

[Apossum]

:O

You must be a Iguana in disguise.

shhh...keep it under your hat

[Scobie]

...and then the spoofs came to town!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/iconfactory/sets/72157594406897342/detail

And here they are for the clicking impaired:

http://static.flickr.com/108/314972577_982b8f21ae_m.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/117/314972574_61605394bc_m.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/111/314971337_a3ab349535_m.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/109/314971338_95ce13841e_m.jpg

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http://static.flickr.com/113/314977271_f050fd08e2_m.jpg

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[Tybee]

LMAO

So wonderful, in a Sjöbergian (http://www.bookofratings.com/) sort of way.

[guessed]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v93/Kuros/image%20macros/wiiDSCF7162.jpg

What did I just say about retarded children?


This one is practically begging for a lawsuit. It implies that the cord and the "sensor" bar are edible, by only pointing out that one shouldn't eat the twist-tie (arguably the easiest to digest).

[Apossum]

...and then the spoofs came to town!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/iconfactory/sets/72157594406897342/detail

And here they are for the clicking impaired:

http://static.flickr.com/113/314977271_f050fd08e2_m.jpg




My favorite!

[Puffa469]

Another take on the manual, with different captions, can be found here:

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/the-japanese-wii-safety-manual-is-crazy-219119.php

[D4rkewolfe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_E79glEnj0

Now have someone else with a British accent tell you about it. Since I don't know how to do the little media thing....sorry :( so I just put the link.