I got my face broken.

[zewone]

This weekend I was getting drunk at a party with some friends, when about 18 or so dudes came in and started acting like a bunch of assholes. Well my friend, whose house it was told to stop acting like a bunch of idiots. Well my friend ended up going outside to fight, got knocked out in one punch (which is probably the funniest part! LOL) and then they started kicking him in the face while he was unconscious. Me and about 4 other guys ended up fighting the 18 or so guys. Long story short, we kicked there ass and we got our asses kicked. I ended up with a broken face, my friend had a broken jaw, another friend had 2 broken fingers, and another friend got his head cracked open. But I'm sure the other guys we fought , at least have some of the same injuries so I don't really feel bad. Well thats my weekend.

[Tennisjon2002]

ha lol!!!!!

[zewone]

ha lol!!!!!

Thanks. I'll be here all week.

[Cornfedwb]

Wow, didn't expect a lol to someone saying he got his face broken in a fight... pretty callous.

[RBM]

I have to admit. If I were lying in a hospital bed in the same room with a buddy after we'd both sustained serious injuries after a party.....I would still probably choke a laugh out at him if he'd gotten knocked out in a single punch. Ha ha!!! :booty:

[SevereTireDamage]

Ouch man. There's always that Fourth Amendment, a-chachacha! Not that I would support... indiscriminate property protection... shootings. Noooo. .... {looks over... there}

In any case, that's pretty harsh dude, sorry to hear it. At least you got some shit in there before getting stomped.

[magilacudy]

Wow, didn't expect a lol to someone saying he got his face broken in a fight... pretty callous.

Not as calloused as the kid with the broken fingers. :?

Yeah, *ahem* well sorry to hear that though, feel better and such.

[Grave_Addiction]

This weekend I was getting drunk at a party with some friends, when about 18 or so dudes came in and started acting like a bunch of assholes. Well my friend, whose house it was told to stop acting like a bunch of idiots. Well my friend ended up going outside to fight, got knocked out in one punch (which is probably the funniest part! LOL) and then they started kicking him in the face while he was unconscious. Me and about 4 other guys ended up fighting the 18 or so guys. Long story short, we kicked there ass and we got our asses kicked. I ended up with a broken face, my friend had a broken jaw, another friend had 2 broken fingers, and another friend got his head cracked open. But I'm sure the other guys we fought , at least have some of the same injuries so I don't really feel bad. Well thats my weekend.

Well, that's pretty cool that you guys went out there to save your friend, especially since you guys were so outnumbered. But to be honest, I wouldn't have went out there unless I had a bat or some other kind of weapon. 18 against four isn't very good odds.

I feel sorry that your friend got knocked out in a single punch, though. Tell us what kind of damage you dealt. What kinds of injuries did the other guys have?

When I think about your fight, I imagine the big brawl at the playground in the movie The Outsiders. Hah hah.

[defender]

It sounds all very exaggerated.

[Ericnmel99]

So...... what does getting your face broken actually entail?

[zewone]

Well, that's pretty cool that you guys went out there to save your friend, especially since you guys were so outnumbered. But to be honest, I wouldn't have went out there unless I had a bat or some other kind of weapon. 18 against four isn't very good odds.

I feel sorry that your friend got knocked out in a single punch, though. Tell us what kind of damage you dealt. What kinds of injuries did the other guys have?

When I think about your fight, I imagine the big brawl at the playground in the movie The Outsiders. Hah hah.

To tell you the truth, I was so drunk I didn't go out there to fight. I just happend to go outside and I saw my friend knocked out with all these girls around him screaming. Then I saw my other friends fighting so I just had to do something. And injuries to to them? I'm not sure exactly what ended up happend to them because the cops came and I had to get the hell out of there. Some bastard inside locked the door to get in the house with the cops behind me so I had to jump a couple walls, but I know they won't be going home happy after getting kicked in the face numerous times by me. And the Outsiders was an awesome movie.

[zewone]

So...... what does getting your face broken actually entail?

Well, I got a fracutred cheek bone and a broken nose.

[zewone]

It sounds all very exaggerated.

um...ok but thats what happend.

[ElfAngel7]

damn, what a bad one. Well, at least you beat the crap out of some/all of them.

[Grave_Addiction]

Well, that's pretty cool that you guys went out there to save your friend, especially since you guys were so outnumbered. But to be honest, I wouldn't have went out there unless I had a bat or some other kind of weapon. 18 against four isn't very good odds.

I feel sorry that your friend got knocked out in a single punch, though. Tell us what kind of damage you dealt. What kinds of injuries did the other guys have?

When I think about your fight, I imagine the big brawl at the playground in the movie The Outsiders. Hah hah.

To tell you the truth, I was so drunk I didn't go out there to fight. I just happend to go outside and I saw my friend knocked out with all these girls around him screaming. Then I saw my other friends fighting so I just had to do something. And injuries to to them? I'm not sure exactly what ended up happend to them because the cops came and I had to get the hell out of there. Some bastard inside locked the door to get in the house with the cops behind me so I had to jump a couple walls, but I know they won't be going home happy after getting kicked in the face numerous times by me. And the Outsiders was an awesome movie.

Yeah, drunken fighting is never a good thing. Did you know you were pretty messed up when you left the scene or did you run home and had to find out by looking in the mirror?

Also, did you get blindsided when you were hit, or did you go toe to toe with another guy and he just hit you pretty good?

[zewone]

Mostly I was getting punched blindsided as I was punching and kicking one of there friends who was on top of my friends. And I knew my shit was broken when I got hit. So I started tripping out a little, just screaming "My fucking nose is broken" as I was fighting. There was a shitload of blood on my face and clothes.

[punqsux]

im glad im non-violent ^^
hope you get better

[Storamin]

That sucks. That's why I always carry a pocketknife. It'll even out the fight a little better.

[Grave_Addiction]

Mostly I was getting punched blindsided as I was punching and kicking one of there friends who was on top of my friends. And I knew my shit was broken when I got hit. So I started tripping out a little, just screaming "My shaq-fuing nose is broken" as I was fighting. There was a shitload of blood on my face and clothes.

Damn man, that is some crazy shit. Dude, you have to take a pic of your face and post it up here. I have to see what the damage looks like.

Just thinking about this, though, makes me madder and madder. If I were you, I'd go all The Crow on their ass and hunt them down and beat the shit outta them one by one.

[Grave_Addiction]

I asked my friend once, if I were getting jumped if he would help me out. His pussy ass said that there would be no point for two of us to get beat up, so he would let me get the beaten. He was a pussy!

I still think it was pretty cool to try and help your friends out, though. I know a lot of people would have prolly stayed in the house.

How long was the fight going? It seems it prolly was a while if the cops ended up showing up and it was still going on.

[punqsux]

That sucks. That's why I always carry a pocketknife. It'll even out the fight a little better.

until someone gets it off you and slices you open ^^

[zewone]

Yeah, I'm not really into using a weapon. Oh and no digital camera to put pic up. Even if I did, I really wouldn't want to because I look like an idiot.LOL. And I can't hunt them down because I have no idea who they are and I was so drunk and it was dark, if I saw them right now I couldn't tell it was them.

[Ericnmel99]

Nothing against you, but it the title just reminded me of a boys night out song:I Got Punched In The Nose For Sticking My Face In Other People's Business. Good song.

[Graystone]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.

I saw my uncle punch this guys eye out once. my uncle is a local boxer and me and him were walking back to my aunt's this dude started talking shit about me. my uncle's little qoute is let them think your a bitch until they put their hands on you then show them the way. well the guy tired to punch my uncle and my uncle bob or weaved not sure which one and hit dude in the temple and his out came out. not like hanging by the nerve in a movie. but it popped out some.

[Grave_Addiction]

Yeah, I'm not really into using a weapon. Oh and no digital camera to put pic up. Even if I did, I really wouldn't want to because I look like an idiot.LOL. And I can't hunt them down because I have no idea who they are and I was so drunk and it was dark, if I saw them right now I couldn't tell it was them.

I'm never into trying to seriously hurt anyone, but if me and a few of my friends were up against 18 guys, I'd be open to bringing something to try to even up the score a bit.

But honestly, don't you wish you had some Bruce Lee skills and you ran out there and kicked all 18 of their asses. That would be the shit! I always wished I could somehow gain the skill of being able to beat up multiple people.

[LV-426RS]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared... biting nut

You dirty person... you!

[Grave_Addiction]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.

I saw my uncle punch this guys eye out once. my uncle is a local boxer and me and him were walking back to my aunt's this dude started talking shit about me. my uncle's little qoute is let them think your a bitch until they put their hands on you then show them the way. well the guy tired to punch my uncle and my uncle bob or weaved not sure which one and hit dude in the temple and his out came out. not like hanging by the nerve in a movie. but it popped out some.

Are you saying your uncle popped a dude's eye out? :shock: :shock: :shock: Holy shit, dude!

[Ericnmel99]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.

I saw my uncle punch this guys eye out once. my uncle is a local boxer and me and him were walking back to my aunt's this dude started talking shit about me. my uncle's little qoute is let them think your a bitch until they put their hands on you then show them the way. well the guy tired to punch my uncle and my uncle bob or weaved not sure which one and hit dude in the temple and his out came out. not like hanging by the nerve in a movie. but it popped out some.

Is it only me, or is this all not make any sence?

[zewone]

I'm never into trying to seriously hurt anyone, but if me and a few of my friends were up against 18 guys, I'd be open to bringing something to try to even up the score a bit.

But honestly, don't you wish you had some Bruce Lee skills and you ran out there and kicked all 18 of their asses. That would be the shit! I always wished I could somehow gain the skill of being able to beat up multiple people.

Yeah, I wished we could have kicked the shit out of them without us getting the same, but me and my friends aren't that bad of fighters. We actually get into alot of fights. I don't know its fun to us, I know that may sound crazy, but we don't go looking for fights it just seems to happen and we almost always will be the ones who win.

[bileanddecay]

Zewone, your avatar suits you for this post.

I hope you beat the s#it out of them. I hope they get infections from any open wounds they may have gotten and I hope they get sodomized by gay cops.

Get better dude.

[bradr]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.

I saw my uncle punch this guys eye out once. my uncle is a local boxer and me and him were walking back to my aunt's this dude started talking shit about me. my uncle's little qoute is let them think your a bitch until they put their hands on you then show them the way. well the guy tired to punch my uncle and my uncle bob or weaved not sure which one and hit dude in the temple and his out came out. not like hanging by the nerve in a movie. but it popped out some.

Is it only me, or is this all not make any sence?

I think he meant that his uncle punched some guy and the guy's eyes bulged out a little (think Punchout where some of the guys you fought against, their eyes bulged out when they got punched). Either that or the guy who got punched had a glass eye.

[zewone]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.

I saw my uncle punch this guys eye out once. my uncle is a local boxer and me and him were walking back to my aunt's this dude started talking shit about me. my uncle's little qoute is let them think your a bitch until they put their hands on you then show them the way. well the guy tired to punch my uncle and my uncle bob or weaved not sure which one and hit dude in the temple and his out came out. not like hanging by the nerve in a movie. but it popped out some.

Is it only me, or is this all not make any sence?

I think he meant that his uncle punched some guy and the guy's eyes bulged out a little (think Punchout where some of the guys you fought against, their eyes bulged out when they got punched). Either that or the guy who got punched had a glass eye.

yeah i think he meant the guys eye bulged out, not fell out unless it was a glass eye.

[Grave_Addiction]

The last time I got into a fight, I was in high school. We were playing basketball, and I accidently fouled this guy pretty hard. I honestly didn't mean to hit him that hard.

I do have to admit that me and my friends were jerks in high school and we picked on this guy at times. We picked on people that we shouldn't have and we thought it was funny. Today, I realize we were a bunch of assholes and I'm sincerely sorry for everything I did to those people.

Anyway, so I fouled the guy, and he called me some name that I can't remember now. So I pushed him and he pushed me back. Then, I grabbed his face and pushed it. As soon as I did that, he slapped me right in my damn face and busted my lip.

It was crazy after that. I had so much anger and rage going through me that I can barely remember what happened after that. What I did was, I grabbed his shirt hockey-style and just started wailing away at his face. I honestly hit him more than a dozen times cleanly in his face.

By the time our coach got to us to break us up, I had busted his nose pretty bad and his face looked pretty beat up. Apparently, he was punching me too while we were fighting, but I had so much adrenaline pumping through me that I didn't notice.

He had a huge black eye for about three or four weeks after our fight, and the guy never tried to start shit with me again.

[Aryss]

That sucks but at least no one pulled a gun, and your friends will heal. These days, most punks are cowards and won't fight like a man. An ass beating is no big deal, as long as you try. These days, I am not nearly as eager to fight but I did when I had to. I won, I loss.

[coolsteel]

You know the moral of this story is thank God for alchohol, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be sober with injuries like that.

[pukemon]

screw fighting them. they were on his property. time to bust out the shotguns and start blasting.

[Tom]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.
I would hope you mean biting, nut kicking, and thumb in the eye. Rather than biting nut, kicking, and thumb in the eye.

[Tromack]

screw fighting them. they were on his property. time to bust out the shotguns and start blasting.

There was a time when this would have worked. Now (unless you live in Texas), you will definitely get your ass sued if not thrown in jail. Better to use a baseball bat. Or if you want a projectile, go for a taser. That shit'll take anyone down.

[pukemon]

i live in good ole texas. disrespect me, my family, or friends while you are a guest in my house will get you a request to leave immediately. if you don't comply, goodbye!

[froinlaven]

SWEET!!!!!! I would of stared fighting dirty. biting nut kicks and thumb in the eye etc.

I saw my uncle punch this guys eye out once. my uncle is a local boxer and me and him were walking back to my aunt's this dude started talking shit about me. my uncle's little qoute is let them think your a bitch until they put their hands on you then show them the way. well the guy tired to punch my uncle and my uncle bob or weaved not sure which one and hit dude in the temple and his out came out. not like hanging by the nerve in a movie. but it popped out some.

Dude, you're gonna have to show me that biting nut kick some time. Sounds lethal! Uh, but not on me.

[The Successful Dropout]

after dealing with some serious anger issues, ive finally realized that calling the cops on ppl is the worse thing that you can do to them...it will screw their lives up, trust me...permanent bad record, court date, court fees, jail time, shitty food, ass rape, cold, scared and scarred...and zero damage done to you...you may be called a pussy, but you win..and thats all that matters...not to mention the fact that if they were acting like that, they probably already had records to add onto..which will fuck them even more

i used to be the type to just fight all of the time if someone pissed me off....fuck it, who am i kidding?, i still am...it just takes a lot more to get me pissed off now....but trust me, if i had to fight 18 on 4...i would've resorted to any bit of dirty fighting that i could think of....biting, kicking balls, using anything and everything as a weapon, gouging eyes, punching adams apples, peeing on them, shitting my pants (who wants to fight you when you shit your pants?), etc...

[RBM]

I would hope you mean biting, nut kicking, and thumb in the eye. Rather than biting nut, kicking, and thumb in the eye.

Ah, yes....the dreaded Nut Bite manuever. Also known as the Bucktooth's Revenge. You can always tell when somebody pulls out the NB move, even in a wild tangle of drunken, flailing limbs. In the midst of the chaos, a high, keening wail..... yikes!

[edit : I'd hesitate to count pants-soiling as a "style" perse. Or even an intentional tactic, in most fights. An uncontrolled reaction maybe, or the logical consequence of a big meal and a kick to the belly. Ew. :oops: ]

[pukemon]

lmao@ shitting pants style. i've seen that work twice.

[punqsux]

after dealing with some serious anger issues, ive finally realized that calling the cops on ppl is the worse thing that you can do to them...it will screw their lives up, trust me...permanent bad record, court date, court fees, jail time, shitty food, ass rape, cold, scared and scarred...and zero damage done to you...you may be called a pussy, but you win..and thats all that matters...not to mention the fact that if they were acting like that, they probably already had records to add onto..which will shaq-fu them even more

:applause:

[Moxio]

Knocked out in one shot? Hm...

And you broke your face? Like, cuts and stuff, or you broke the bones in your face?

[zewone]

Knocked out in one shot? Hm...

And you broke your face? Like, cuts and stuff, or you broke the bones in your face?

Bones in face, cheek bone and broken nose. Just got back from doctor to get my nose broken again. How fun...

[magilacudy]

Ah, yes....the dreaded Nut Bite manuever. Also known as the Bucktooth's Revenge. You can always tell when somebody pulls out the NB move, even in a wild tangle of drunken, flailing limbs. In the midst of the chaos, a high, keening wail..... yikes!

[edit : I'd hesitate to count pants-soiling as a "style" perse. Or even an intentional tactic, in most fights. An uncontrolled reaction maybe, or the logical consequence of a big meal and a kick to the belly. Ew. :oops: ]

Heh. Yes, anyone can soil their pants, but only a special few can truly master the technique. :?

[JSweeney]

Yep. Calling the police is obviously the best move.
Fighting like a man is one thing.... 4 against 18 is just retarded.

[zewone]

Yep. Calling the police is obviously the best move.
Fighting like a man is one thing.... 4 against 18 is just retarded.

There was actually 5, but it still wasn't too smart :lol:

[The Successful Dropout]

and the fact that the 5 of you seemed to be drunk and the 18 of them seemed not to be made it 1 against 25

[beerguy961]

I got nailed in the face earlier today playing hockey. Not fun. I can imagine how much your injuries must hurt...

[JAMMR]

It sounds all very exaggerated.
That's exactly what I thought when reading it... not that it didn't happen, but 4 against 18 never results in the 18 getting their asses kicked.

Good times, though, good times.

[zewone]

It sounds all very exaggerated.
That's exactly what I thought when reading it... not that it didn't happen, but 4 against 18 never results in the 18 getting their asses kicked.

Good times, though, good times.

I'm not saying these guys were left to a bloody pulp, but I almost sure they still felt it in the morning. Probably not so much as me though... :x

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

rules to rollin safe in the ghetto-

1. always be strapped with a nine or something more powerful.

2. ride a REAL(its a company) skateboard, because they are bulletproff and ive tested them and they work

3. dont say shit unless you fucking want to start shit

4. if your friend is gettin killed-RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!

[DrunkTigerWoods]

If this were Shenmue, Ryo would just happen to be walking by and would have beat all 18 guys. If they, of course, attcked him one at a time.

Honestly, that sucks. if that was my friend, id have to call the cops or get more people cause i wouldnt be able to do shit aginst 18 guys(i bet they were jacked). even with a weapon, it only takes one guy to snatch it away from you.

[defender]

The best thing to do is CALL THE COPS FIRST!

You have about 2-3 minutes of good fighting at least before the cops show. And since YOU are the ones calling the cops the law will most likely take your side. Always say they hit first and you were just defending yourself.

I broke my nose 3 times...its not a big deal. I get into fights all the time in my store. I make sure to call 911 and then I get fucking angry and in the guys face that I got a problem with. At this point he KNOWS I called the cops so wtf is he gonna do? Stab me? I dont think so...we usually get to rumble a little and then the cops show and take it from there. I explain why I called them..usually some irate ass customer who refuses to leave my shop. So the cops tell them to leave and never return and I get a nice police report.

:-)

[daphatty]

The best thing to do is CALL THE COPS FIRST!

You have about 2-3 minutes of good fighting at least before the cops show. And since YOU are the ones calling the cops the law will most likely take your side. Always say they hit first and you were just defending yourself.

I broke my nose 3 times...its not a big deal. I get into fights all the time in my store. I make sure to call 911 and then I get shaq-fuing angry and in the guys face that I got a problem with. At this point he KNOWS I called the cops so wtf is he gonna do? Stab me? I dont think so...we usually get to rumble a little and then the cops show and take it from there. I explain why I called them..usually some irate ass customer who refuses to leave my shop. So the cops tell them to leave and never return and I get a nice police report.

:-)

Ah yes. Good old New York City Living.