How should I get revenge on Kathy, the roommate of my GF?

[Zenithian Legend]

EDIT: We've decided who needs to pay... now the question is how?

Ze Situation:

My #1 fillie and I have been together through good times and bad, and now mostly good, for roughly a year and a half.

Since September 05, she has had this roommate, we'll call Kathy. The apartment they have is one of those divided up houses in a college town, not unlike your own.

Kathy started out pretty cool, but as time went by she became less and less tolerable. Kathy began to show how self-centered she was, and she definitely had a me-first approach to life.

The first thing is Kathy is one of those people that never cleans anything unless you tell her to do so. Thus the kitchen & bathroom floors do not get swept and the living room does not get vacuumed unless my girlfriend does it herself. That isn't the end of the world, as any of you with roommates know, but it's very annoying.

Far more annoying than not cleaning up general use areas, is the fact that Kathy does not like to do her own dishes unless you say something to her. Anyone with roommates obviously either hates someone for doing this, is hated for doing this, or chose their roommates very wisely. Even if Kathy does clean a dish, she NEVER dries and/or puts them away. Kathy also likes using other various cookware, such as the coffee maker, Foreman Grille, etc without cleaning them either.

Kathy also has a tendancy to do a number of other inconsiderate agitating things, such as excessively loud sex when her boyfriend comes to visit, with no music... I mean great for you, we can do that as well, but we'll turn music on like 99% of the considerate population. Kathy sometimes had drunk friends come over (despite being *too good* for alcohol herself), who would naturally get obnoxious. Kathy buys food and leaves it sitting around to rot sometimes (bananas in particular) or taking up space in the refridgerator as it grows mold and then the mold grows mold. She also yells at my girlfriend's wonderful Kitty.

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/7883/kittyrn8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Kathy and my fillie share a parking spot at their apartment, so sometimes they'll double-park, one in front and the other in back. My fillie is always considerate about this, and if she's leaving town she makes sure her car is parked on the street so Kathy has access to the parking space. On the other hoof, Kathy likes to park her car directly behind my fillies, which generally f*cks things up.

Kathy is very two-faced she'll be nice as can in your presence, and then tell your fillie that she should break up with you behind your back. Kathy also likes to talk shit about our friends when they or I am not around to hear what she has to think. Kathy thinks she is queen of the world. Did I mention she is a dance major?

The most wonderful thing happened though, Kathy finally graduated and planned on moving out of the apartment, but had to find a subleasor first as she foolishly signed a lease lasting through next August. Remember Kathy never thinks ahead, and is constantly inconsiderate of anyone else around her.

So, two potential new roommates came and kathy showed these girls the place. Kathy would ask my girlfriend after if she liked the girl that saw the place because she "Didn't want to just leave her with anybody, and especially not with somebody she didn't like!" Kathy must have said this 20 times or more.

Well as time progressed and Kathy hadn't really brought a lot of girls in to look at the place it became evident that she was not putting much effort into this search, and as the deadline approached she began growing desparate, I suppose.

Well Kathy found a replacement last Thursday, and decided not to tell my girlfriend until Saturday, which happened to be the day Kathy was moving all of her stuff out. Mind you Kathy didn't tell my girlfirend this until my girlfriend specifically asked Kathy if she had found a subleasor. Kathy said yes, and that she hoped that my girlfriend didn't mind that she found a guy to take her lease.

Wait... a guy? :-k hmm that's not right. Kathy went entirely behind my girlfriend's back and did all of this, and I'm pretty sure that my girlfriend should have some say in who she's living with, and who is being subleased too.

Naturally, this pisses me off, because first of all who the hell does Kathy think she is pulling this stunt?

Second of all, who does this weird motherf*cker think he is? What guy signs a lease to live with some girl that he's never even met? I'll tell you what kind... the weird motherf*cker kind, that's who.

This guy is supposed to move in this Thursday, my girlfriend and I didn't find out about this until last Saturday, so we've been going through papers and making phone calls to see if this can all be legal, as it seems like a lot of bullshit to us. My girlfriend will be calling this guy Monday to explain the situation to him, and find out what exactly Kathy told him to get him to sign the lease so abruptdly and without ever meeting my girlfriend.

Ah, and before anyone asks, why don't I just move in, or why doesn't she get out of the lease and live with me? Well, pretty simple answer, #1 her lease doesn't end until August, #2 I'll be damned if I'm going to help Kathy out by being her subleasor, why would I pay Kathy to see my girlfriend basically, as we only need one bedroom.

What would you do to get revenge on Kathy?

[DeathDealer]

just tell your chick to tell the dude that that shit isnt happening, I wouldnt be mad at the guy at all. Thats natural, a girl roomate, hes only human. As for Kathy, drop kick her ass.

Damn that was a long post, after reading it all I felt I had to reply.

[Roufuss]

Second of all, who does this weird motherf*cker think he is? What guy signs a lease to live with some girl that he's never even met? I'll tell you what kind... the weird motherf*cker kind, that's who.

So, if you're me, do you kick this guy's ass on principle alone? IE - for being a creepy bastard and trying to move in with my ladyfriend in a two person apartment.


Um... why would you kick this guy's ass? Is this the 1930's where it's wrong for a guy to have a female roommate?

You don't know WHAT this Kathy girl told him... if I needed a place to stay and some chick came and offered me a good deal and my roommate was another chick, who cares?

Or are you just a bit insecure or worried someone else is moving in on your girl?

[6669]

I wouldn't hurt either of them. If its under your name, then you have the right to do whatever you want. You could kick them both out. It might just be best to get rid of them both. If your lease isn't up for awhile, see your apartment manager, and maybe they'll let you switch to a 1-room apartment in the same complex.

[keithp]

Yeah, the guy hasn't done anything wrong. Hell, wouldn't YOU jump at the chance to get a girl roommate if you could? Don't kick his ass unless he actually makes a move on your g/f after he finds out she's taken.

Kathy, on the other hand, feel free to kick to the curb any way you want...

[Eviltude]

Ze Situation:...

So, if you're me, do you kick this guy's ass on principle alone? IE - for being a creepy bastard and trying to move in with my ladyfriend in a two person apartment.

Or do you choke out Kathy for being an ignorant, inconsiderate, disgusting, dirty, bottom of the trash can skank?

Do you beat down Kathy's parents for raising such a Jezebel?

Or do you just go crazy and knock 'em all out James Toney style?

OR... am I retarded, and you'd be cool with all this jazz and some other random guy living with your girlfriend?
First of all you have to understand the situation for some people at college. They will pretty much live where ever they can to go to school, so I wouldn't pass judgement on "The Roommate of the Future" just yet. Who knows, maybe he is an ok guy just in need of a good, affordable place to live.
However, if I was you, I take all of the violent options and apply them all to Kathy. Kick her ass, choke her out, beat her down and then just go crazy and knock them all(Now follow me here...Them All = Kathy) out. Sound good?

[Mookyjooky]

Ever think the guy might be gay? Or that you and your Philly may not be as strong as you may think? Either way... if it bothers you, do what you can do... and see where it goes. Kicking asses is immature though.

[nonggame]

Wow I didn't know most of you are ok with a guy live with your girl. If I were you OP I won't let any guy live with my girl. Better safe than sorry.

[Zenithian Legend]

Um... why would you kick this guy's ass? Is this the 1930's where it's wrong for a guy to have a female roommate?

You don't know WHAT this Kathy girl told him... if I needed a place to stay and some chick came and offered me a good deal and my roommate was another chick, who cares?

Or are you just a bit insecure or worried someone else is moving in on your girl?

Ever think the guy might be gay? Or that you and your Philly may not be as strong as you may think? Either way... if it bothers you, do what you can do... and see where it goes. Kicking asses is immature though.

I am immature though!

I'm not even remotely concerned about her trying something with anyone else, I'm more concerned with him trying something forcefully with her. I can't be around 24/7 afterall.

I have ZERO trust for people I don't know.

It just seems creepy to me. I couldn't see myself trying to move into a place with a random girl that I've never even met. How desparate do you have to be? Of course when I was in college I had plenty of friends, so I always had options as to who I wanted to live with. The fact that this guy does not only furthers my 'this guy is probably a weirdo' theory...

[Mookyjooky]

I am immature though!

I'm not even remotely concerned about her trying something with anyone else, I'm more concerned with him trying something forcefully with her. I can't be around 24/7 afterall.

I have ZERO trust for people I don't know.

It just seems creepy to me. I couldn't see myself trying to move into a place with a random girl that I've never even met. How desparate do you have to be? Of course when I was in college I had plenty of friends, so I always had options as to who I wanted to live with. The fact that this guy does not only furthers my 'this guy is probably a weirdo' theory...

Kathy called me, here's the guy... dont worry.

http://static.flickr.com/8/10180188_b56ef7d76b.jpg

He's a really nice guy.

[Zenithian Legend]

Seriously, knowing Katy's friends that wouldn't surprise me... sick.

[nonggame]

Thanks Mookyjooky if you are so big why not post a pic of your d...k here?

Zenithian Legend you are right. That is what I'm concern most. I know my girl won't cheat on me but that guy might try something stupid with my girl. Who know this kind of shit happen all the time.

[Zenithian Legend]

Um... nongame, if I were you I'd edit the first part of that post before it gets quoted, and takin out of context.

Edit: Too late... #-o

[thebob101]

Break the lease and have her move out, they can only keep her security deposit.

[klwillis45]

Watch out for Peppers molest attack..its super effective :rofl:

Seriously though, its not the guys fault. The ex-roommate is the one (long over)due for an ass kicking.

[PlumeNoir]

Have you ever met the guy? He might have his own GF and is not interested. Besides, if I had to have a roomie, I would rather it be a woman than a guy. Not because of what you might think, but because women generally aren't the slobs that guys are. He might not have any other options for places to live, either.

This Kathy chick sounds like she's a mess. (What, no one has yelled "PICS NOW!" yet?) She should be the target of your venom.

Some people aren't comfortable with their SOs around the opposite sex. Although, it has been my experience that some women have been known to have sex with other women, yet no one ever worries about that with their GFs. (Oh right - the "it's not cheating if it's hot" excuse.) What I am saying here is that you have to show trust in your GF - she may not take too kindly if you get too upset about her having a male roomie; she may think you don't trust her.

Meet the guy first and lay down the rules with your GF there. Also hav a chat with Kathy. And then relax - jumping headfirst to kick ass when you're not even sure who is at fault is never the smart way to go.

[Mookyjooky]

Thanks Mookyjooky if you are so big why not post a pic of your d...k here?

I bet you'd love that.

[Zenithian Legend]

Have you ever met the guy? He might have his own GF and is not interested. Besides, if I had to have a roomie, I would rather it be a woman than a guy. Not because of what you might think, but because women generally aren't the slobs that guys are. He might not have any other options for places to live, either.

This Kathy chick sounds like she's a mess. (What, no one has yelled "PICS NOW!" yet?) She should be the target of your venom.

Some people aren't comfortable with their SOs around the opposite sex. Although, it has been my experience that some women have been known to have sex with other women, yet no one ever worries about that with their GFs. (Oh right - the "it's not cheating if it's hot" excuse.) What I am saying here is that you have to show trust in your GF - she may not take too kindly if you get too upset about her having a male roomie; she may think you don't trust her.

Meet the guy first and lay down the rules with your GF there. Also hav a chat with Kathy. And then relax - jumping headfirst to kick ass when you're not even sure who is at fault is never the smart way to go.

"The whose ass should I kick" was really just more of a catchy title.

I think I made it pretty clear in the OP that neither my girlfriend or I has met this guy yet.

And I don't want to get to know him, because in order to do that I'd be letting him move in on Thursday (remember the short time frame I've had to work with). That's not happening, because once he moves in, it doesn't matter what I do, or how cool/uncool he is, it'll be impossible to move him back out.

As far as a security issue, we've talked a lot about this, and it's just a matter of comfort, she wouldn't like the idea of me living with just another girl, and vice-versa. Not that she asked for this, she told them she wanted a girl in there.

There'll be no talks with Katy, she's a coward and did what cowards do: she told my girlfriend about this at the last minute, and then bailed out, never to return. Pretty sleezy eh? Her parents apparently broke my girlfriends Vacuum cleaner somehow during the move out (I guess the whole family doesn't know how to use 'em) and she had her dad drop off a replacement, instead of doing so herself. That's how much of a coward she is.

[Moxio]

Slap mine, baby.

[Dead of Knight]

Don't be upset at the dude... be upset with Kathy for doing this shit behind your back. For all we know Kathy lied to the dude saying it was perfectly ok for him to movie in despite being a guy.

[CaseyRyback]

kick b. brian blair's ass

[Zenithian Legend]

kick b. brian blair's ass
Kicking and sodomizing are completely different things. I did tell my girlfriend that whoever moves in, I will probably have to put him in the camel clutch, break his back and then fuck his ass so he is humble!

I planned on doing that all to Katy too, minus the assfucking part, as she's quite filthy & unattractive. Not in a big girl way, but in a thin, shallow girl with a big mom that'll be a heffer one day after she has kids sort of way.

[Zenithian Legend]

Slap mine, baby.

:joystick: =P~ :baby:

I think that about covers it ;)

[Noodle Pirate!]

If there isn't some pre existing rule about a strange guy moving in, then maybe you should get your gf to find a subleaser so she can move in with you. That way, creeepy guy can live with another creepy guy and you can both live happily ever after.

[Zenithian Legend]

Update:

Well my girlfriend called her landlord and the guy who is supposed to be moving in.

The landlord said he didn't think he could legally do anything about this, and that she can put whoever she wants in there as a subleasor. Which I find unbelievable.

The guy said that he's lived with other girls before, and he's always worked it out and not to worry because he wouldn't try anything and that he's sure we could work things out.

Ya right motherfucker, the second this douchebag shows up he's getting fucked up. Then maybe he can go find someone else's girlfriend to live in. Or maybe one of these "other girls" he's lived with will take him in.

So pissed :bomb:

And lord only knows what I'm going to do to Katy, I think I could probably kick her ass at this point. Girl or not.

[Roufuss]

The guy said that he's lived with other girls before, and he's always worked it out and not to worry because he wouldn't try anything and that he's sure we could work things out.

Ya right motherfucker, the second this douchebag shows up he's getting fucked up. Then maybe he can go find someone else's girlfriend to live in. Or maybe one of these "other girls" he's lived with will take him in.

So pissed :bomb:

You've seriously got some kind of jealousy and anger issues you need to work through.

Dude hasn't done ANYTHING to you and you keep mentioning how you want to fuck him up? You keep calling the guy creepy, but this is a little creepy itself.

Way to judge a person without even knowing them, too.

[h2dk]

#2 I'll be damned if I'm going to help Kathy out by being her subleasor, why would I pay Kathy to see my girlfriend basically, as we only need one bedroom.


Your only option really, is to suck it up and move in with her. Every (hot) chick that I have known that let a guy move in as a roommate ended up cleaning his sheath, if you know what I mean.

For your sake, I hope this guy is 300+, or ugly as hell.

Merry Christmas:D

[Diiz]

LOL wow, I loved reading that. I have nothing helpful/witty to contribute, but I hope you get it all sorted out.

[keithp]

Ok, before we go any further with the advice, WE NEED PICTURES OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!

There, surprised no one else said it...

[Zenithian Legend]

You've seriously got some kind of jealousy and anger issues you need to work through.

Dude hasn't done ANYTHING to you and you keep mentioning how you want to fuck him up? You keep calling the guy creepy, but this is a little creepy itself.

Way to judge a person without even knowing them, too.
Fuck you too then bitch.

[Zenithian Legend]

You've seriously got some kind of jealousy and anger issues you need to work through.

Dude hasn't done ANYTHING to you and you keep mentioning how you want to fuck him up? You keep calling the guy creepy, but this is a little creepy itself.

Way to judge a person without even knowing them, too.

And you've got some loser, emo douchebag kid issues to work through.

I'm guessing you've never had a girlfriend, much less a semi-attractive one, or perhaps you date guys (nothing wrong if you do), I don't know what the emo kids are into these days.

Anyway, I'm not cool with some random guy moving into my girl's apartment. I've had too many friends that have been raped or sexually assaulted in some manner to let someone we don't even know move in there. But go on thinking whatever you want of me, I couldn't care less what some emo twat thinks.

[Zenithian Legend]

Ok, before we go any further with the advice, WE NEED PICTURES OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!

There, surprised no one else said it...

No, you really don't. I'm not going to go posting pictures of her to prove a point on a message board, as I trust she wouldn't do that to me.

I will, however, post pictures of her bitch roommate if properly provoked...

[Scobie]

Hell, I'd just be satisfied with more cat pics. I feel it's an unexplored, yet completely on-topic, angle to this story.

[Zenithian Legend]

Hell, I'd just be satisfied with more cat pics. I feel it's an unexplored, yet completely on-topic, angle to this story.
:) Kitty is amazing. I can't believe this bitch yells at him. I mean I have too... but only if he is chewing on cords and then it's "NO BAD MR. KITTY!!!" not cursing at him and being nasty of course.

Here's a little update:

This guy is moving in there's no way we can legally stop this, I can't believe that, but it's true. So, I've decided to move in too!

I don't like this at all, but we'll work from there on getting this guy to move out.

The Katy situation got even better though... the bitch, oh the bitch, there's still the matter of the cable bill being in her name, and she wants to get it put in my girlfriends name, rather wanted to. My girlfriend wanted her to just cancel it, so she could then get it in her name and get the introductory rate for the next 3 months. Well, being the sleezy bitch that she is, and a total coward, Katy went and asked this guy that's moving in if she could get the cable transferred over into his name.

I mean how can you be any more of a fucking cunt?

[keithp]

Wow. They're doing rather amazing things with psychotherapy now, you should check into it.

[Zenithian Legend]

Wow. They're doing rather amazing things with psychotherapy now, you should check into it.

Ya, really? Wow, thanks for being another useless douchebag ;)

[judyjudyjudy]

I really don't think you should be pissed at the guy. It doesn't seem like he did anything wrong. I understand if you don't want him living with your gf, but not everybody views coed roommates the same way you do. I don't get your animosity towards a guy for just moving in. Kathy, on the other hand...

Have you done a lot tenant/landlord law research? I can't imagine subleasing without all the residents' approval can be legal, despite what your gf's landlord said.

[crazytalkx]

Lots and lots of glitter.

It would be the greatest thing ever if the roommate to be turned out gay.

[Zenithian Legend]

Lots and lots of glitter.

It would be the greatest thing ever if the roommate to be turned out gay.
I already told my girlfriend that if he turns out to be, I'm fucking him. I almost feel like I'd have no say in the matter really...

[HumanSnatcher]

One option is to ask him for references from the other girls hes lived with and talk to them...suprised no one has mentioned that...

[judyjudyjudy]

One option is to ask him for references from the other girls hes lived with and talk to them...suprised no one has mentioned that...Why should it matter? If the gf doesn't want to live with a guy (or anybody), I'd think she should have the right to choose who lives with her.

[shrike4242]

ZL gets a Xmas present of two weeks off to go deal with his personal issues, mainly because he's going well overboard on going after other CAGs who offered their opinion.

We're done here.