You gotta feel sorry for this guy

[Grave_Addiction]

Poor bastard.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=7908053920&catego ry=33613

[PsyClerk]

Bah, the whole 'sob story behind my auction' is wearing very thin.

[mrpotatohed]

lol, too funny. sounds like it would be a good cantidate for www.disturbingauctions.com/daily

[daphatty]

nice

[BulletTime]

Pathetic. I've seen many of these kinds of auctions, namely: "My son got in trouble, I'm selling his insert item here."

[x0thedeadzone0x]

I totally agree with you PsyClerk.

[Moxio]

*points and laughs*

I mean, oh dear.

[snotknocker]

pretty pathetic. maybe if he spent more time fine tuning the wife instead of fine tuning his car he might not be in the blunderfuck he's in now

[ryanbph]

It is at least a funny story

[CaseyRyback]

That sob story is weak, my friend has a real ongoing sob story.

Lets just say he is too embarassed to even go onto Jerry Springer

[yellowaznboy]

^Tell us.

[coolsteel]

Don't feel a thing after reading through his sob story, he at least could have added my dog got hit by a car while pregnant or something

[tholly]

funny to read....if it is true, then i feel really sorry for him

[mousin]

you gotta for sorry for this guy? grammar or spelling error :D FEAL

[CaseyRyback]

fine I will (names will me omitted for letters as it is embarassing, although he does not have the internet, I still feel he should not see any disrespect as he has been treated very wrong)

To start the story, my friend A*** and this girl J**** were dating. To make a long story short she was feeding him rat poison and almost killed him. He left her and would not even go back and get his chlothes he was so scared of her.

Next he finds a girl named M****. After a while she discovers that she is pregnant(she already has one little girl). She was going to have an abortion, but my friend made her change her mind on the situtation and she decided to have the kid. Let us not omit the fact that she smoked the whole time during her pregnancy!!!!

**To understand the next part, my friend was living on a 5 acre lot in a trailer across from his mother, two sisters and her husband**

She has the kid and things are looking like they are working out and everyone is living happily, until right around Thanksgiving. MY friend's mother caught her husband and my friends girlfriend getting it on. She hit the roof and left, and pleaded with her son to do the same. He would not due to the fact that his mother does not usually stay married long, and this guy had been around for 5 years and him and A*** had built a strong bond.

The mother is begged to come back, and she does only to catch them again. She finally files for divorce, which causes A*** and his mom to have a big fallout.

A*** finally decides to move off his mom's property and bak into town. He finds a house to rent and puts down the money to cover all the costs. Like a dumbass though he lets S****(the now ex-husband) sign the paperwork on the new house(he had not worked it two months and now A*** was carrying the load of being the breadwinner for 5 people and had to work 7 days a week 10 hours a day to make sure the move went smoothly.

The little girl from M**** previous relationship came up to A*** after they move in and asks "Why is my papa sleeping with my mommy?" For this she got her ass beat so bad by her mom and S**** that A*** even felt bad.

After suspicion was raised, later in the week a baby monitor is found in S****'s room. This leads A*** to go and come back and spy on them later on. When he does he finds out the truth.

So know he has been kicked out of the house he put the money down on, his truck can't come out of the shop because the guy who runs the shop is friends with the guy who was getting it on with my friends girlfriend, and he has a custody battle ongoing for a kid she did not even want.




























































The short version is my friends girlfriend was banging his moms husband.

[CaseyRyback]

And ya I know it is probably hard to read, but I would feel really bad to make it too readable(its hard as hell to listen to this being told to you on the phone)

[Grave_Addiction]

It sounds like you're friend needs some serious help for taking all that shit and not doing a thing about it.

My first order of business would have been to get custody of the girl, kick the mom out and beat the step dad's ass with a brick.

[CaseyRyback]

he is going to court very very soon.

He plans on beating the shit out of that fat fucker the second he gets out.

The guy already has a kid he does not take care of and many outstanding warrants. She did not want the kid and the fact that she beat the shit out of her kid for saying something that was the truth helps him out.

Also neither of them have had a job in a long ass time and have no means to be able to take care of this kid

[alongx]

To make a long story short she was feeding him rat poison and almost killed him.

Did you just "yada yada" over the best part?

In all seriousness, I hope shit starts turning around for your friend - that's way too much for anyone to handle.

[Moxio]

Wow, that really sucks.

Good luck to your friend.

[coolsteel]

Now THAT was a sob story, hope things turn around for your friend and I have to agree, the casual presentation in the story of being fed rat poison kinda threw me off.

[CaseyRyback]

O I forgot the best part. The reason I included the part about the rat poison is that he is going to do the following:

1.have sex with the girl that rat poisoned him
2. send her over to beat M****'s ass
3. rub in her face what happened in 1

[CaseyRyback]

To make a long story short she was feeding him rat poison and almost killed him.

Did you just "yada yada" over the best part?

In all seriousness, I hope shit starts turning around for your friend - that's way too much for anyone to handle.

yea I was because I was bringing it up as part of a largetr point and forgot to include the reason why I started my story with that detail.

[Zenithian Legend]

O I forgot the best part. The reason I included the part about the rat poison is that he is going to do the following:

1.have sex with the girl that rat poisoned him
2. send her over to beat M****'s ass
3. rub in her face what happened in 1


See, and here you were crying about a few missing games :baby:


... ok just kidding, I'd be pissed about the games too... actually I'd be kicking ass... I know you don't know who is responsible, but that doesn't matter just start dispensing ass kickings to anyone that crosses you.

[Graystone]

guess who the neighbor is =). who cares why do people but there business out on the net. who cares what your wife does. just put your item on ebay with good pics and description and sell it honestly. (then it will sell itself)