FrOsTTbite on my nose because its cold OTTside

[Demolition Man]

cOlTTs have won the Superbowl too.

[Maklershed]

First!

[Hex]

Nooooo! :cry:

[2Fast]

Huh?

[Dead of Knight]

I thought he wasn't allowed to make OTTs anymore?

And what the hell is "OTTing" supposed to mean, anyway?

[Hex]

I thought he wasn't allowed to make OTTs anymore?

And what the hell is "OTTing" supposed to mean, anyway?

I wish.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Nooooo! :cry:


QFT

OTT =/= get

I thought he wasn't allowed to make OTTs anymore?

This is true.

And what the hell is "OTTing" supposed to mean, anyway?

And this is the reason why

[Chika]

I thought he wasn't allowed to make OTTs anymore?

And what the hell is "OTTing" supposed to mean, anyway?

who knows, but at least it doesnt say OTTa in the title..

[Demolition Man]

I kepted waiting for one of you folks to start the new OTT. Sorry.

[GrimNecroWizard]

COLTS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!

[HumanSnatcher]

blah i'm bored

[Rocko]

Seriously, at least have it make sense.

Otting cold?

[Pancake Rabbit]

I think "damn otting" makes even less sense than the original title, sir. You should just change it back.

[Hex]

Nobody Cares abOTT Demolition Radio?

:O

[Pancake Rabbit]

Nobody Cares abOTT Demolition Radio?

:O

:rofl:

ZING!

[Demolition Man]

I'm amazed at the lack of imagination some CAGs have.

*hint*

Replace OTT with another word. One that is masked around here with a certain shitty game logo.

[Chika]

COLTS WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!

cOlTTs won teh stuperbowl?

[Pancake Rabbit]

I'm amazed at the lack of imagination some CAGs have.

*hint*

Replace OTT with another word. One that is masked around here with a certain shitty game logo.

Bit of a stretch, sir.

[Demolition Man]

:rofl:

ZING!

It amazes me at how mean spirited CAGs are to one another. You would think that one would be supportive to another member's project. I mean if you were doing a show Pancake Rabbit I certainly wouldn't be mocking it.

If you don't like the show that's one thing. But don't mock it just because you feel its the cool and hip thing to do.

[Chika]

mmmmmm milk duds... :drool:

[Hex]

Bit of a stretch, sir.

To say the least. :lol:

[Scobie]

God, this OTT title sucks eggs. I blame video games for rotting your brain, Demo.

[PlumeNoir]

I'm amazed at the lack of imagination some CAGs have.

*hint*

Replace OTT with another word. One that is masked around here with a certain shitty game logo.

OMG! REALLY??? IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! ;)

Sorry...I'm just feeling pissy right now...

[GrimNecroWizard]

cOlTTs won teh stuperbowl?

QFT! Change plzkthx

[Chika]

It amazes me at how mean spirited CAGs are to one another. You would think that one would be supportive to another member's project. I mean if you were doing a show Pancake Rabbit I certainly wouldn't be mocking it.

If you don't like the show that's one thing. But don't mock it just because you feel its the cool and hip thing to do.

i dont think HE was mocking it. i think he was making an observation that SOMEONE ELSE was mocking it. that's just my thought though.

[Pancake Rabbit]

It amazes me at how mean spirited CAGs are to one another. You would think that one would be supportive to another member's project. I mean if you were doing a show Pancake Rabbit I certainly wouldn't be mocking it.

If you don't like the show that's one thing. But don't mock it just because you feel its the cool and hip thing to do.

I was merely laughing at Hex's clever jest. I am a big fan of Demolition Radio.

[Demolition Man]

Is the new one better? Sometimes I need a few moments to get my head kicking on an (hopefully) good title.

[Pancake Rabbit]

You're getting there but nottse sounds kind of like nazi. This is not a good thing.

[Hex]

If you're gonna post (lukewarm) user-created content on the internets, there'll always be some asshole who'll make fun of you. ;)

[Chika]

QFT! Change plzkthx

last night Lionhart and I thought it would be a good idea to walk to the bar for the stuperbowl party since we were pregaming pretty good. it's only about a half mile or so down the road, but by the time we walked home it was *fucking* cold. one of us should've stayed sober. or we coulda tried riding our mountain bikes, but i dunno that either one of us could've stayed upright on a bike at that point

[Rocko]

OTT =/= fuck

I'm not seeing a resemblance.

Get rid of the nOTTse and it is acceptable.

[Roufuss]

You're getting there but nottse sounds kind of like nazi. This is not a good thing.

Yea... I do not understand. nOTTse? Nose? Nuts?

I don't get it.

Now there is just too many uses of OTT in the title.

[Demolition Man]

You're getting there but nottse sounds kind of like nazi. This is not a good thing.

Your right. I was thinking "nottse" was a bit odd so I changed it just right as you posted this.

Edit: Oh shitz... Ruffles is in the OTT. I must hide now before he see's me.

[Chika]

Your right. I was thinking "nottse" was a bit odd so I changed it just right as you posted this.

Edit: Oh shitz... Ruffles is in the OTT. I must hide now before he see's me.

title is much bOTTer. (see, it didn't work very well there)

[Roufuss]

I'm just here because it takes forever to fly from one place to another in WoW.

I'm trying to hit 24 before the Admiral comes along, but I'm having too much fun griefing other people.

[Demolition Man]

If you're gonna post (lukewarm) user-created content on the internets, there'll always be some asshole who'll make fun of you. ;)

I thought I was on your ignore list there Horseman? ;)

[Roufuss]

title is much bOTTer. (see, it didn't work very well there)

Butter?

[Hex]

Now there is just too many uses of OTT in the title.

QFT. Now you're going overboard.

[Chika]

Butter?

exactly my point - shoehorning OTT into it doesnt work

[Dead of Knight]

Hmm, at least tomorrow it's gonna "feel like" above 0F after 3PM or so, though it doesn't look like we're gonna see a huge improvement in the weather till next Tuesday.

I hate the bitterly cold weather because it makes me feel tired and sick after walking in it.

[Demolition Man]

QFT. Now you're going overboard.

I'll point my finger at GrimNecroWizard for begging me to add the Colts stuff.

Anyways let's move on from all the Demolition Man stuff to other things that make the OTT fun... like why Ruffles keeps ignoring us for WoW.

[CaseyRyback]

You should have went with: Why yall gOTTa be a bunch of biggity bitches?

[Hex]

You should have went with: Why yall gOTTa be a bunch of biggity bitches?

:lol: Hell yeah, see, there's a title.

[Demolition Man]

:lol: Hell yeah, see, there's a title.

But that has nothing to do with how fucking cold it is outside. ;)

[CaseyRyback]

But that has nothing to do with how fucking cold it is outside. ;)


But it does have to do with people bitching about your OTT titles.

[Chika]

You should have went with: Why yall gOTTa be a bunch of biggity bitches?

you're a mod. do you black magick and fix it. fix it fix it fix it. fix it fix it fix it. fix it fix it fix it.

sorry, got stuck in a futurama reference.

[Hex]

But it does have to do with people bitching about your OTT titles.

Besides, there's already been OTTs about it being cold out. :roll:

[Demolition Man]

Besides, there's already been OTTs about it being cold out. :roll:

It still IS cold outside. :cry:

[corrosivefrost]

But it does have to do with people bitching about your OTT titles.

I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm ruling that gOTTa is too close to OTTa to use.

[Chika]

It still IS cold outside. :cry:

and people are still bitching about the title. your point?:lol:

[2poor]

It's pretty warm here in kommiefornia.

[Hex]

It's pretty warm here in kommiefornia.

I'll trade you places if you live in San Jose.

[Chika]

It's pretty warm here in kommiefornia.

ninja plz. we're talkin about the rest of the country

[wubb]

Are you more likely to read a topic if it has 'A must read.' in the title. :lol:

[HumanSnatcher]

Hell, I've had a few chances to do an OTT, but never do, because I can't think of anything worthy enough

[Hex]

Hell, I've had a few chances to do an OTT, but never do, because I can't think of anything worthy enough

You listening to this man, OP?

[PlumeNoir]

Are you more likely to read a topic if it has 'A must read.' in the title. :lol:

Yes. Yes, I am.

And it has also come to my attention that the droids before me are, in fact, not the ones I am currently seeking.

[2poor]

I'll trade you places if you live in San Jose.

Nah. I prefer a warm house to a cold stable.

ninja plz. we're talkin about the rest of the country

California got pretty cold a few weeks ago. There was a state of emergency, but I'm sure it wasn't that cold. Californians just like to bitch about any weather that isn't sunny.

[Chika]

Are you more likely to read a topic if it has 'A must read.' in the title. :lol:

give it a shot and we'll see ;);)

[HumanSnatcher]

You listening to this man, OP?

lol

Well, at the very least I want the first OTT I do to be a good one...

[Hex]

Nah. I prefer a warm house to a cold stable.

I'll have to leave my AK and RPK here, you can have those. :D

[PlumeNoir]

lol

Well, at the very least I want the first OTT I do to be a good one...

How about:
"It's my first time, try nOTT to be too rough"

There, you can have that as a freebie...

[HumanSnatcher]

How about:
"It's my first time, try nOTT to be too rough"

There, you can have that as a freebie...

But nOTT has been used to death...

[PlumeNoir]

But nOTT has been used to death...

And it least it is not about something obvious...like...oh, the fact that it is colder than a witch's teat....

[Hex]

lol

Well, at the very least I want the first OTT I do to be a good one...
Damn right. Just because you think making an OTT out of the blue is a good idea, doesn't mean it is.

For perspective, Bush thought it would be a good idea to get involved in the hellhole that is Mesopotamia. ;)

[2poor]

I'll have to leave my AK and RPK here, you can have those. :D

Deal. My warm cardboard box for your guns and stable.

[Hex]

Deal. My warm cardboard box for your guns and stable.

I'm sure I'll eventually find a quite overpass to graze under. :D... :)... :-(... :cry:

[HumanSnatcher]

And it least it is not about something obvious...like...oh, the fact that it is colder than a witch's teat....

True...though I've ruled out using nOTT, gOTT, gOTTa, and OTTa..too cliche-ish..

[Kayden]

I win.

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2640132#post2640132

[PlumeNoir]

True...though I've ruled out using nOTT, gOTT, gOTTa, and OTTa..too cliche-ish..

Hmmm. I guess I would rule out "stretches" first, where the OTT aren't even next to each other.


But, I don't mind bad titles. The way I see it, 500 posts of people complaining will go fast enough fo a new one to be selected.

[PlumeNoir]

I win.

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2640132#post2640132

You suck.

Very Nice, though! :applause:

Whoops...double posted - I figured someone would post quickly...

[Dead of Knight]

I win.

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2640132#post2640132

Why would they give you something like that for free?

[Chika]

I win.

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2640132#post2640132

our 50" HD LCD is outside right now. He's got 4 legs, fur, a floppy ear and one retarded ear full of sutures.

The two surgeries better have implanted a co-ax jack otherwise there's gonna be trouble.

[Scobie]

I win.

http://cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2640132#post2640132

Congrats. You're officially 'hood rich.

[Demolition Man]

Nice score Kayden. Didn't you tell me that you were giving me a huuuuuge present for X-Mas tho? ;)

[PlumeNoir]

our 50" HD LCD is outside right now. He's got 4 legs, fur, a floppy ear and one retarded ear full of sutures.

The two surgeries better have implanted a co-ax jack otherwise there's gonna be trouble.

Great...a HD that shits. I think that normally costs extra...

[Chika]

Nice score Kayden. Didn't you tell me that you were giving me a huuuuuge present for X-Mas tho? ;)

that was his cock.

[Demolition Man]

that was his cock.

I was refering to the HDTV silly.

:puke: at your suggestion tho. Yuck.

[Kayden]

It has a minor issue where dark blacks have a red tint. Its not too bad with the brightness turned up a bit. I'm in the process of hounding Hitachi for the replacement part.

Why would they give you something like that for free?

[Cormier6083]

Argh.... Ubuntu is really unforgiving right now.

[Demolition Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unP5FtaroA0

Dumbest. Idiot. Evah.

"I didn't touch poison ivy it just showed up."

WTF? Poison ivy doesn't just "show up." Geez....

[Gamer's Girlfriend]

He didn't ask for it this time...and they just bought two new flat panels. It was in a bar and the red got too annoying for the customers to watch so they bought a new one.

Why would they give you something like that for free?

[Kayden]

:rofl:

"Poison ivy is caused by some kind of leaf."

:rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unP5FtaroA0

Dumbest. Idiot. Evah.

"I didn't touch poison ivy it just showed up."

WTF? Poison ivy doesn't just "show up." Geez....

[wubb]

I say this is a good OTT title. Too much hate on the OTT.

[Hex]

Elementary penguin, singing Hari Khrishna.. man you shoulda seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. :O

[Dead of Knight]

It has a minor issue where dark blacks have a red tint. Its not too bad with the brightness turned up a bit. I'm in the process of hounding Hitachi for the replacement part.

Very cool that they would give it to you for free.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Heh, just noticed this.

Most CAGs ever online was 5,127, 12-30-2006 at 08:37 PM

[Demolition Man]

Damn it. I hate this... do I watch 24 or RAW?

Decisions decisions decisions.....

[Roufuss]

Damn it. I hate this... do I watch 24 or RAW?

Decisions decisions decisions.....

RAW sucks and 24 dosen't?

Seriously, I can't believe you'd even debate it. Shitty wrestling show, or one of the best shows on television?

[RedvsBlue]

Damn it. I hate this... do I watch 24 or RAW?

Decisions decisions decisions.....
I dunno, tough call. Its like trying to decide between having aids or sars.

[corrosivefrost]

Damn it. I hate this... do I watch 24 or RAW?

Decisions decisions decisions.....

You, my friend, need a TiVo or DVR.

Watch one, record the other.

[Hex]

RAW sucks and 24 dosen't?

Seriously, I can't believe you'd even debate it. Shitty wrestling show, or one of the best shows on television?

Forget 24, anything BUT wrestling is a logical decision. Even Sarah Silverman is better. :puke:

[Moxio]

Prison Break.

[Maklershed]

No offense to people who are into it cause we all have our interests and tastes, but I simply dont understand how adults can sit and watch wrestling. I know that sounds like an insult but its meant as a statement on my behalf. And apparently its really popular so I know a lot of people do it. And I also know I'm not without my quirks or unusual tastes .. I'm sure many people would question my hobbies and things I like. But the whole wrestling thing boggles my mind.

[Spruce]

You, my friend, need a TiVo or DVR.
Those cost money...

Torrents on the other hand... :-$

[RedvsBlue]

No offense to people who are into it cause we all have our interests and tastes, but I simply dont understand how adults can sit and watch wrestling. I know that sounds like an insult but its meant as a statement on my behalf. And apparently its really popular so I know a lot of people do it. And I also know I'm not without my quirks or unusual tastes .. I'm sure many people would question my hobbies and things I like. But the whole wrestling thing boggles my mind.
Its entertainment? Why else does anyone watch anything on TV?

[RedvsBlue]

Prison Break.

Right now that's the single greatest reason to own a TV. In April you can add the Shield and Sopranos to that but right now Prison Break is WHERE ITS AT.

[Roufuss]

Its entertainment? Why else does anyone watch anything on TV?

Nothing about WWE programming is entertaining, though.

[prmononoke]

No offense to people who are into it cause we all have our interests and tastes, but I simply dont understand how adults can sit and watch wrestling. I know that sounds like an insult but its meant as a statement on my behalf. And apparently its really popular so I know a lot of people do it. And I also know I'm not without my quirks or unusual tastes .. I'm sure many people would question my hobbies and things I like. But the whole wrestling thing boggles my mind.

I've never liked wrestling, but I have plenty of friends who liked it at some point. I don't really see the appeal, but whatever. There's plenty of people who don't see the appeal of video games and anime.

[CaseyRyback]

RAW sucks and 24 dosen't?

Seriously, I can't believe you'd even debate it. Shitty wrestling show, or one of the best shows on television?

well taker is supposed to decide what title he is going after tonight at the beginning of the show.

[Maklershed]

I've never liked wrestling, but I have plenty of friends who liked it at some point. I don't really see the appeal, but whatever. There's plenty of people who don't see the appeal of video games and anime.

I see you've been listening to Fantomas http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

Speaking about varied tastes .. I saw them open for Tool. I personally loved them and wished they would've played longer. The crowd on the other hand, did not agree with me. I could barely hear the music over the shouts of "We want Tool!". Meanwhile coins and small objects were being whipped in the general direction of Mike Patton.

[Rocko]

Super Mario World is now mine on the Wii.

Three kickass weeks in a row. Yes.

[Chika]

dammit i want a wiii.

[mr ryles]

Super Mario World is now mine on the Wii.

Three kickass weeks in a row. Yes.

I can't seem to get my nintendo wifi adaptor to work on my new windows vista right now. I am trying again right now though to get mario world.

[Hex]

dammit i want a wiii.

Lionheart not satisfying you anymore? ;)

[RedvsBlue]

dammit i want a wiii.

Well if I ever make it to Sugartits, NY I'll bring my wii with and you and lionheart and I can all play with it together.

[Chika]

Well if I ever make it to Sugartits, NY I'll bring my wii with and you and lionheart and I can all play with it together.

tease.

[Hex]

Sugartits, NY

:rofl:

[Rocko]

That wifi adapter blows. Couldn't get my Wii to work with it and barely got my DS to work with it.

[FriskyTanuki]

Another day, another cancelled class. Second straight art class that was cancelled, and I worked hard on this assignment to get it done in time. :bomb: At least I had another class before, so it wasn't a waste of time.

Charcoal sticks are dirty as hell.

[Moxio]

Another day, another cancelled class. Second straight art class that was cancelled, and I worked hard on this assignment to get it done in time. :bomb: At least I had another class before, so it wasn't a waste of time.

Charcoal sticks are dirty as hell.

No doubt. And they totally plague any shirts you come in contact with.

But it's still fun to use it. xD

[prmononoke]

I see you've been listening to Fantomas http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/images/icons/icon14.gif

Speaking about varied tastes .. I saw them open for Tool. I personally loved them and wished they would've played longer. The crowd on the other hand, did not agree with me. I could barely hear the music over the shouts of "We want Tool!". Meanwhile coins and small objects were being whipped in the general direction of Mike Patton.

Oh man, I would love to see any band with Mike Patton in it. I really wanna go to Coachella this year almost solely because of Peeping Tom. The man is such a fucking genius! I assume if you like Fantomas, you probably are a fan of his, so I have to ask, what is your favorite project of his from the last few years? I can't really decide what is best, but I really love Lovage. And Peeping Tom. And Fantomas. And Tomahawk. Fuck it, the man could shit and the sound alone would be simply orgasmic.

[xmrblondex]

why does the letter d face one way when capitalized and one way when lowercase?
D
d
it's the only letter that looks completely different in upper and lowercase (might make a case for Rr or Qq, but its easier to see than Dd

Why do you think about random things when you should be doing homework? :)

[PlumeNoir]

Grrrrrr...

Wife just called. She went to visit our friends in Buffalo this weekend and couldn't drive home last night because of the weather (road closings and such). So she turned in the rental car and opted to fly home. She had a layover in DC, but because her flight was delayed, her and a few other people missed the connecting flight, so she won't be getting home until tomorrow morning.

What ticks me off is that the airline is only covering half of the cost of the hotel room. (Whenever I missed a layover because of a flight delay, they always comped me a full room.)

Oh yes, and to make matters even more fun: she was pick-pocketed in the Buffalo airport. A few frantic calls between me, her and the credit card company later, the police caught the guy in a security check, so she got everything but $8 back. <whew>

Still, I can't wait to hear her vent tomorrow...

[Moxio]

Gg?

[Chika]

Grrrrrr...

Wife just called. She went to visit our friends in Buffalo this weekend and couldn't drive home last night because of the weather (road closings and such). So she turned in the rental car and opted to fly home. She had a layover in DC, but because her flight was delayed, her and a few other people missed the connecting flight, so she won't be getting home until tomorrow morning.

What ticks me off is that the airline is only covering half of the cost of the hotel room. (Whenever I missed a layover because of a flight delay, they always comped me a full room.)

Oh yes, and to make matters even more fun: she was pick-pocketed in the Buffalo airport. A few frantic calls between me, her and the credit card company later, the police caught the guy in a security check, so she got everything but $8 back. <whew>

Still, I can't wait to hear her vent tomorrow...

oh my. that SUCKS!

[xmrblondex]

Gg?
yes, i meant to put that in with the Dd, it seems reversed and flipped.

[prmononoke]

why does the letter d face one way when capitalized and one way when lowercase?
D
d
it's the only letter that looks completely different in upper and lowercase (might make a case for Rr or Qq, but its easier to see than Dd

Why do you think about random things when you should be doing homework? :)

If you make the loop of d larger/taller and flip it around, you got yourself a D.

[PhrostByte]

Hm... nice title.

[Roufuss]

That wifi adapter blows. Couldn't get my Wii to work with it and barely got my DS to work with it.

Hell yea it blows.

But it gets the job done. My Wii connects to it but it's got to be facing the right way at the right angle with just the right amount of twist on it for the Wii to pick it up.

If I happen to bump it by accident, there goes another hour of my life trying to get it just right again.

[PlumeNoir]

oh my. that SUCKS!

Tell me about it!
I was supposed to go too, but couldn't at the last minute. At least she is okay, though.

Hell, now I kinda wish I had done some kind of "lost Weekend" and gone out and done something, instead of chilling at home, cleaning and messing around with my new toys...

[xmrblondex]

If you make the loop of d larger/taller and flip it around, you got yourself a D.
yeah, to deal with B and D having similar lowercase transitions, it seems. But what came first? I'd assume the Uppercase letters, from the greek symbols, yes? I think this is interesting.

[PlumeNoir]

yeah, to deal with B and D having similar lowercase transitions, it seems. But what came first? I'd assume the Uppercase letters, from the greek symbols, yes? I think this is interesting.

Wanna talk random thoughts that make you go 'Hmmmmm?'

The one that has bothered me for over ten years:
"Why do we say that an actor or actress is ON a TV show, but IN a movie?"

[RedvsBlue]

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT, we've finally got a GOOD 24 plot twist.

[prmononoke]

Wanna talk random thoughts that make you go 'Hmmmmm?'

The one that has bothered me for over ten years:
"Why do we say that an actor or actress is ON a TV show, but IN a movie?"

Saying the opposite doesn't even sound right. Thats pretty weird.

[CaseyRyback]

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT, we've finally got a GOOD 24 plot twist.

That is two good plot twists. It usually takes a while to warm up, but this season is looking good.

[RedvsBlue]

That is two good plot twists. It usually takes a while to warm up, but this season is looking good.

Nah, the Morris one was cool as hell, this one is just dumb.

[Dead of Knight]

Another day, another cancelled class. Second straight art class that was cancelled, and I worked hard on this assignment to get it done in time. :bomb: At least I had another class before, so it wasn't a waste of time.

Charcoal sticks are dirty as hell.

Wait, you mean you have classes canceled in 80-degree weather, whereas none of my classes in negative-degree weather were canceled?

I call shenanigans.

[PlumeNoir]

Wait, you mean you have classes canceled in 80-degree weather, whereas none of my classes in negative-degree weather were canceled?

I call shenanigans.

No...you're just in Ohio, where the 'student body' is what they find under the snow come spring...

[Dead of Knight]

No...you're just in Ohio, where the 'student body' is what they find under the snow come spring...

So true... I found it somewhat sad and somewhat amusing that I saw that they were giving people who came for on-campus tours, that are always on foot, bus ride tours instead of walking tours. Yet they couldn't use a couple extra buses so students don't have to wait 15 minutes in the bitter cold waiting for a bus. Honestly, it's faster and warmer to walk to class than to wait for the bus except for the rare occasion when you just make the bus at the exact time it comes.

[Hex]

FINALLY beat Tanksylvania in Heavy Weapon. Those fucking Nuke Bombers are cheap shots. :/

[PlumeNoir]

So true... I found it somewhat sad and somewhat amusing that I saw that they were giving people who came for on-campus tours, that are always on foot, bus ride tours instead of walking tours. Yet they couldn't use a couple extra buses so students don't have to wait 15 minutes in the bitter cold waiting for a bus. Honestly, it's faster and warmer to walk to class than to wait for the bus except for the rare occasion when you just make the bus at the exact time it comes.

That's what I liked about going to Wayne State in Detroit - my buddy and I, explorers that we are, found the underground tunnerls that connect most of the buildings that most students didn't know about. It kept outside exposure to a minimum and always felt cool to come out of unmarked doors to the surprised looks of passers-by...

[FriskyTanuki]

No doubt. And they totally plague any shirts you come in contact with.

But it's still fun to use it. xD
I've been able to keep my clothes from getting messy, though I can't say the same about my hands.

[guinaevere]

Plum, I'm just glad your wife is okay and got most everything back. Make sure she changes her card numbers this week though, you don't know what the guy may have written down or called a friend with, you know?


Chika, can you not find a wii anywhere? Should I pick one up for you if I see one?

And Hex, that site you gave me is awesome. I just wanted to thank you. Also, I picked up a bag of stones to use as props, as I do want to take a pic of that fire breathing dragon soon for ya.

[FriskyTanuki]

Wait, you mean you have classes canceled in 80-degree weather, whereas none of my classes in negative-degree weather were canceled?

I call shenanigans.
Weather has nothing to do with it. My teacher just couldn't make it, whether he was sick or not, so the class was cancelled. The only problem is that he doesn't email students ahead of time so everybody wastes time coming to class to find out that it's cancelled.

[Trakan]

Wait, you mean you have classes canceled in 80-degree weather, whereas none of my classes in negative-degree weather were canceled?

I call shenanigans.

I do too. They closed schools all over the place today. Granted, it was -14 with a -30 something windchill, but shit, I never got off from school just cause it was cold out. It's supposed to be like this tomorrow and Wednesday too. What are they gonna do, cancel 3 days of school? Ain't happenin'.

I know this one's kinda young yet, but I have a good idea for the next OTT.

[PlumeNoir]

Plum, I'm just glad your wife is okay and got most everything back. Make sure she changes her card numbers this week though, you don't know what the guy may have written down or called a friend with, you know?

Yeah, she told me that they were detaining him to see what else he had on him or if he wrote it down. She is going to replace it when she gets back tomorrow.

Chika, can you not find a wii anywhere? Should I pick one up for you if I see one?


It wouldn't surprise me if she is aving trouble; we had to camp out for a few hours the weekend before last for ours. I am really surprised they are still so hard to find...

[jPoD]

138th!

[Graystone]

So I try to place an order online with A&E with that free gift card they gave me.

I type in the Gift card number and its invalid. My total is $24.95 with free shipping.

So I call them place my order online she tells me its going to be $52.95.
I tell her that two dvds are $9.98 online, and one is $4.99. She corrects it and then tells me shipping is going to be $5.90. I paid for shipping because frankly I want to be done completely with them.

[rabbitt]

I've got school off tomorrow too.

[wubb]

At least they caught the fucker, plume. Any idea how they nabbed him? Did your wife give them a description and then they actually kept an eye out for him? Surely he wasn't dumb enough to set off alarms at a security checkpoint with a couple wallets/purses on him?

[Maklershed]

Oh man, I would love to see any band with Mike Patton in it. I really wanna go to Coachella this year almost solely because of Peeping Tom. The man is such a fucking genius! I assume if you like Fantomas, you probably are a fan of his, so I have to ask, what is your favorite project of his from the last few years? I can't really decide what is best, but I really love Lovage. And Peeping Tom. And Fantomas. And Tomahawk. Fuck it, the man could shit and the sound alone would be simply orgasmic.

Lovage is probably my favorite. I have to say though that the sole purpose I checked that album out was because of Dan the Automator. As to be expected I really dug it. My favorite songs being Book of the Month (and of course Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks).

[Soodmeg]

Fucking bitch ass student loans. I am not even out of fucking school yet and i have about 6 bills on my desk.

At least give me a god damn chacne to get a job...i dont even walk until 3 months from now.

[CaseyRyback]

Fuck I almost cleared base in lumines, but fucked up on the paw stage big time.

[Dkellar]

I still have the plague :(

[wubb]

Fucking bitch ass student loans. I am not even out of fucking school yet and i have about 6 bills on my desk.

At least give me a god damn chacne to get a job...i dont even walk until 3 months from now.

I thought the deal with student loans is that you don't have to repay them while you're still in school. No?

[Dkellar]

Fucking bitch ass student loans. I am not even out of fucking school yet and i have about 6 bills on my desk.

At least give me a god damn chacne to get a job...i dont even walk until 3 months from now.

I'm glad I get to go to school for free!!!


Thank you Georgia Lottery!!

[Soodmeg]

I thought the deal with student loans is that you don't have to repay them while you're still in school. No?

I dont know what the hell is going on. I thought you got at least 6 months to find a job before you had to start repaying. I havent even graduated yet.....i dont until Feb 23rd, yet i get bill after bill wanting me to pay right now.


I have one that says that i should have started paying 2 months ago and i am almost in default. How the hell can that be when i am still in school!

God i hate student loans. I cant wait to pay them off and never talk to them agian.

[Hex]

Wow, those fuckers who made Heavy Weapon sure love to skimp on the fucking achievement points. :roll:

[crazytalkx]

A car in my university's parking lot had a vibrator on the windshield with what I assumed to be shaving cream spread all over :lol:

[Liquid 2]

Wow, those fuckers who made Heavy Weapon sure love to skimp on the fucking achievement points. :roll:All XBL arcade games have a max of 200 points.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Ended up making corn chowder and a salad with the gf tonight, if anyone cares.


Now I need to finish up my homework for tomorrow morning and try to get my wireless card to work.


Tomorrow is going to be a fun day, by the way. Classes from 9:30-1:45, work from 2-5 (or 6, I forget), and then probably hangin' with her again.

[rabbitt]

I need a date to prom.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Why not try for some consistency and just go back to calling it what it is, every time?

"The OTT"
"The Off Topic Topic"
or
"The Off Topic Topic About Off Topic Topics."

[mr ryles]

Why not try for some consistency and just go back to calling it what it is, every time?

"The OTT"
"The Off Topic Topic"
or
"The Off Topic Topic About Off Topic Topics."

thats boring old man times are a changing.

[PlumeNoir]

At least they caught the fucker, plume. Any idea how they nabbed him? Did your wife give them a description and then they actually kept an eye out for him? Surely he wasn't dumb enough to set off alarms at a security checkpoint with a couple wallets/purses on him?

She didn't even know she was pickpocketed until she heard our son's name on the over head pager. (She had his birth certificate on her.) She went to the desk and they had her wallet, all save her money and cards. She filed a report and then she called me to cancel her cards. After I did that, she was clled back up to the front where they had caught the guy during a security check. (I guess he had the card in his pocket or something - I didn't get all the details. He may have had more stuff on him...) She got her stuff back (except the cash), but she can't press charges, not being from NY - but the police said that the transit authority will press charges on her behalf.

[Hex]

All XBL arcade games have a max of 200 points.

Rearry?

Fook. :bomb:

[Dr Mario Kart]

A car in my university's parking lot had a vibrator on the windshield with what I assumed to be shaving cream spread all over :lol:

That reminds me, I found a spent condom on the windshield of my car whilst it was on the university lot, back in the day D:

[Moxio]

Why not try for some consistency and just go back to calling it what it is, every time?

"The OTT"
"The Off Topic Topic"
or
"The Off Topic Topic About Off Topic Topics."

Agreed.

[guinaevere]

but she can't press charges, not being from NY - but the police said that the transit authority will press charges on her behalf.What? That's not right at all.

It'd be nice to think someone would pursue your legal concerns for you, but I wouldn't leave it there.

[wubb]

I figured he would have just taken the stuff he wanted from the wallet and then pitched the rest. Sounds like that airport has damn good security.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Why not try for some consistency and just go back to calling it what it is, every time?

"The OTT"
"The Off Topic Topic"
or
"The Off Topic Topic About Off Topic Topics."

We should just start numbering them. "OTT# 173" and such. They'd be a bitch to search for, though. And someone would have to go back and count all the old OTTs.:lol:

I guess the fastest way would be searching L&OT for threads with 490+ posts and then manually skimming through those results.

Not that it matters, no one is going to waste their time on that. :lol:

[Hex]

We should just start numbering them. "OTT# 173" and such.

What, no more Moxio's Moldy Boners?

Laaame. :/

[Zenithian Legend]

Anyone know a friend, family member, or perhaps they themselves have some experience with DUI's/OUI's. A friend of mine might be fucked, but I'm not posting a sad/semi-comical story for no reason at all.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

What, no more Moxio's Moldy Boners?

Laaame. :/ I've still never even read through that one. :cry:

[PlumeNoir]

What? That's not right at all.

It'd be nice to think someone would pursue your legal concerns for you, but I wouldn't leave it there.

Well, we go back and forth to Buffalo all the time, so it wouldn't be too bad if she had to go back for a court case...

But it could be a pain anyway, so I'm glad at least something is being pursued...

[Hex]

I've still never even read through that one. :cry:

Next OTT needs to be a Tribute to Moxio's Moldy Boner OTT.

[wubb]

Anyone know a friend, family member, or perhaps they themselves have some experience with DUI's/OUI's. A friend of mine might be fucked, but I'm not posting a sad/semi-comical story for no reason at all.

On a related note, does anyone know if Quackzilla had to do a few days in county jail? He hasn't made a post in 2 months, so I guess that's not gonna happen.

[PlumeNoir]

Anyone know a friend, family member, or perhaps they themselves have some experience with DUI's/OUI's. A friend of mine might be fucked, but I'm not posting a sad/semi-comical story for no reason at all.

A friend of mine went drinking and driving and probably would have gotten a DUI for doing 75 in a 45mph area...if it weren't for the tree.

And THAT was when I quit drinking and driving. Stupid, stupid, stupid...

[wubb]

Oh, and read Quack's OP and then check post #46 of this thread.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=118621

Nothing epic, but good for a laugh.

[Zenithian Legend]

A friend of mine went drinking and driving and probably would have gotten a DUI for doing 75 in a 45mph area...if it weren't for the tree.

And THAT was when I quit drinking and driving. Stupid, stupid, stupid...

Agreed, I've done it before, and I swore it off almost 2 years ago. I was lucky to never hit anything or get pulled over, but I got to a point where I said to myself, "Ok, you can keep tossing the dice, but eventually they're comin' up Snake Eyes."

[crazytalkx]

I need a date to prom.

I took a sophomore to my senior prom
8-[

[Zenithian Legend]

I took a sophomore to my senior prom
8-[

Did she give you head? Are you posting this from a Georgia prison?

[prmononoke]

Lovage is probably my favorite. I have to say though that the sole purpose I checked that album out was because of Dan the Automator. As to be expected I really dug it. My favorite songs being Book of the Month (and of course Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks).

Book of the Month is a great song. I think that for the most part, among those fortunate enough to have listened to the album, that song is a general favorite. It's pretty easy to see why. Anyway, if you haven't checked out the other artists/projects I mentioned earlier, I recommend them. Peeping Tom is fantastic, and Tomahawk actually reminds me of a heavier Fantomas.

[prmononoke]

Did she give you head? Are you posting this from a Georgia prison?

Of course, look at his XBOX Live gamertag: Trojn Man 88

[Graystone]

Anyone know a friend, family member, or perhaps they themselves have some experience with DUI's/OUI's. A friend of mine might be fucked, but I'm not posting a sad/semi-comical story for no reason at all.

I've never had one, as I don't drive but my uncle has spent most of his life in and out of jail.

Most states don't play around with DUI. Depending on your state of course. Most are very harsh on DUI's. Normally your first one is a big ass fine, and a few other fines just cause.

Normally the 2nd one gets you some jail time, probation, AA, and big ass fines,

3rd one gets you years in prison.

[rabbitt]

I took a sophomore to my senior prom
8-[

How did that turn out?

[crazytalkx]

Did she give you head? Are you posting this from a Georgia prison?

I'm not in a Georgia prison which should answer the first question. I are teh fail :cry:

How did that turn out?
Not bad actually. Especially since it was either go with her, a freakish asian girl, or my ex.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Not bad actually. Especially since it was either go with her, a freakish asian girl, or my ex. At least the freakish asian girl would have given it up. Probably. :lol:

[Demolition Man]

We need some pics of the women in question here NOW. Pronto. ASAP.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

We need some pics of the women in question here NOW. Pronto. ASAP. No one has asked for pics of my gf since I first started mentioning her. :cry:

Not that I'd oblige, but still. :lol:

Oh, and ... That's actually her in my av, 32 times. :lol:

[SneakyPenguin]

Hmm, I need to study for my linear algebra test.

[prmononoke]

I just had a college algebra test today. It was fairly easy.

[crazytalkx]

We need some pics of the women in question here NOW. Pronto. ASAP.

No good ever comes from this :lol:

[Zenithian Legend]

I've never had one, as I don't drive but my uncle has spent most of his life in and out of jail.

Most states don't play around with DUI. Depending on your state of course. Most are very harsh on DUI's. Normally your first one is a big ass fine, and a few other fines just cause.

Normally the 2nd one gets you some jail time, probation, AA, and big ass fines,

3rd one gets you years in prison.

So here's the story:

Saturday night, over at a buddy's place with a couple friends, doing some fairly heavy drinking. Come 5:30 in the morning it was time to head home, I was definitely still drunk, but I had my girlfriend with me and she had stopped drinking hours ago, so I was not concerned about our safety. One of my friends also decided to head home at this time. I knew he wasn't completely sober, so I had my girlfriend follow him down the main roads, as a way to monitor his driving and avoid a cop tailing him.

So we followed him all the way up to the road that went to into his subdivision and up to his house. Since he had been driving relatively cautiously and slow, we assumed he'd make it home just fine. Ah, please understand you must never assume.

The next day I called him to see when he was heading over to the Super Bowl party we were going to, and he told me that I'd never beleive where he spent his morning... in jail!

Apparently he rounded 3rd base for home incorrectly as his car's crappy tires spun out on ice and snow (Michigan winters will get you) and he went sailing into a fence. He was just fine, that's good, but his bumper was cracked and right mirror clipped, that's bad.

He then drove his car out of the fence and back home to alert his parents as to what had just happened. His neighbors weren't home, so they left a note for them as to why their fence was destroyed. Then his dad, in his infinite wisdom, decided to phone the police presumably to have them get a record of the incident for insurance purposes.

Well the police showed up, didn't even look at the car, proceeded to administer several sobriety tests, all of which my friend failed, and they took him in. This seems fairly illogical to me, as he was already home, but, the cops do what the cops do. I guess the biggest mistake of all is my friend's dad deciding to call the police right then instead of waiting a few hours until he was 100% sober.

All in all, I think my friend has to be the only person I know that basically called the cops to come and arrest him.

The officer wrote him up on an OUI, took his license, gave him a piece of paper that was his "new license", and told him to call the court. However, the officer wrote no tickets and said he wouldn't ticket him.

So, exactly how screwed is my friend here?

I certainly feel bad, but then again, I did offer to have my girlfriend drop him off at home, and our other friends did tell him he could sleep there for awhile if he needed to, but since he figured he'd be fine to make the 5 minute trip home.

[RedvsBlue]

:rofl:

I can't decide who the bigger idiot is, your friend or his dad.

[zewone]

No one has asked for pics of my gf since I first started mentioning her. :cry:

Not that I'd oblige, but still. :lol:

Oh, and ... That's actually her in my av, 32 times. :lol: I thought the picture was some sort of puzzle game. "$$$$er likes Bejeweled".

P.S. Get to counting them OTTs.

[RedvsBlue]

No one has asked for pics of my gf since I first started mentioning her. :cry:

Not that I'd oblige, but still. :lol:

Oh, and ... That's actually her in my av, 32 times. :lol:

People in puppy love bug me.

I thought Sub was immune to it but obviously not.

[Strell]

Oh, and ... That's actually her in my av, 32 times. :lol:

The fuck?

I thought it was some sort of stupid DOS diamond mining game shit.

Edit: Did not see zew's post beforehand. I don't like knowing I think like him in some situations.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I thought the picture was some sort of puzzle game. "$$$$er likes Bejeweled".

P.S. Get to counting them OTTs. :lol:

Actually I tried, but "OTT" is too short to search for and you can't leave the field blank.

Also a few of the first ones were deleted, IIRC, so it'd be off anyway.

[Liquid 2]

Lovage is probably my favorite. I have to say though that the sole purpose I checked that album out was because of Dan the Automator. As to be expected I really dug it. My favorite songs being Book of the Month (and of course Herbs, Good Hygiene and Socks).The best songs by Lovage (IMO) are Strangers on a Train and To Catch a Thief.
The whole album is great, great stuff though.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

People in puppy love bug me.

I thought Sub was immune to it but obviously not.The fuck?

I thought it was some sort of stupid DOS diamond mining game shit.

Edit: Did not see zew's post beforehand. I don't like knowing I think like him in some situations. :lol:

I was just messing around with different pics in photoshop, messing with layers and all that. Turns out color show up well on her, as she's pretty pale (especially this time of year). :lol:

I was also messing with a pic I took of a bottle of mustard, last year:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1572/screenshotviewmorepictuhw4.th.png (http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotviewmorepictuhw4.png)

[RedvsBlue]

:lol:

I was just messing around with different pics in photoshop, messing with layers and all that. Turns out color show up well on her, as she's pretty pale (especially this time of year). :lol:

I was also messing with a pic I took of a bottle of mustard, last year:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/1572/screenshotviewmorepictuhw4.th.png (http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=screenshotviewmorepictuhw4.png)

You are back to getting laid, right?

[Zenithian Legend]

:rofl:

I can't decide who the bigger idiot is, your friend or his dad.

I think my friend for moving back in with his parents...

it is one of those situations where I think, man I'm your friend and all, but what you guys did is just fucking dumb.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

You are back to getting laid, right? Well, yeah.


Oh, related note ... if you've recently had sex on a piece of furniture, should you tell your buddy before he sits down on it? And if so, what's the time limit on that?

[Graystone]

So here's the story:

Saturday night, over at a buddy's place with a couple friends, doing some fairly heavy drinking. Come 5:30 in the morning it was time to head home, I was definitely still drunk, but I had my girlfriend with me and she had stopped drinking hours ago, so I was not concerned about our safety. One of my friends also decided to head home at this time. I knew he wasn't completely sober, so I had my girlfriend follow him down the main roads, as a way to monitor his driving and avoid a cop tailing him.

So we followed him all the way up to the road that went to into his subdivision and up to his house. Since he had been driving relatively cautiously and slow, we assumed he'd make it home just fine. Ah, please understand you must never assume.

The next day I called him to see when he was heading over to the Super Bowl party we were going to, and he told me that I'd never beleive where he spent his morning... in jail!

Apparently he rounded 3rd base for home incorrectly as his car's crappy tires spun out on ice and snow (Michigan winters will get you) and he went sailing into a fence. He was just fine, that's good, but his bumper was cracked and right mirror clipped, that's bad.

He then drove his car out of the fence and back home to alert his parents as to what had just happened. His neighbors weren't home, so they left a note for them as to why their fence was destroyed. Then his dad, in his infinite wisdom, decided to phone the police presumably to have them get a record of the incident for insurance purposes.

Well the police showed up, didn't even look at the car, proceeded to administer several sobriety tests, all of which my friend failed, and they took him in. This seems fairly illogical to me, as he was already home, but, the cops do what the cops do. I guess the biggest mistake of all is my friend's dad deciding to call the police right then instead of waiting a few hours until he was 100% sober.

All in all, I think my friend has to be the only person I know that basically called the cops to come and arrest him.

The officer wrote him up on an OUI, took his license, gave him a piece of paper that was his "new license", and told him to call the court. However, the officer wrote no tickets and said he wouldn't ticket him.

So, exactly how screwed is my friend here?

I certainly feel bad, but then again, I did offer to have my girlfriend drop him off at home, and our other friends did tell him he could sleep there for awhile if he needed to, but since he figured he'd be fine to make the 5 minute trip home.

It'll probably be a Misdemeanor, he'll probably either have a $500 fine, community service, license suspend for a few months or go to AA type meetings. Or a combo of the above mentioned.

I know this is far fetched but if he had took photos of the incident and the ice he slipped on. When he goes to court that would help him. But tell him to go to court state his case and just take what ever they give him.

[mr ryles]

damn wal-mart always has classic controllers for the Wii until today, the one time I want to buy one.

[Zenithian Legend]

Well, yeah.


Oh, related note ... if you've recently had sex on a piece of furniture, should you tell your buddy before he sits down on it? And if so, what's the time limit on that?

God no, wait til he's sitting on it.

[Strell]

Oh, related note ... if you've recently had sex on a piece of furniture, should you tell your buddy before he sits down on it? And if so, what's the time limit on that?

Yes, but you have to have fun with it. Like wither shoot mustard all over the piece in question and just leave it there, and say you and her marked your territory. Or don't do anything and when they sit down either jump up, arms flailing in the air, screaming bloody murder about how they are desecrating your sacred love nest, OR about how "I totally had sex there!"

There is no time limit on having fun in these situations.

Other options include chilli, various candy bars, mayonnaise, or numerous razor thin slits.

If you need to know a time limit in terms of hygiene, then anything past 12 hours is suspect.

If helps if you wear a lab coat while doing any of this. Or a comically large hat.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

God no, wait til he's sitting on it. :lol:

Well, the other day one of my friends showed up and sat down on my futon no more than 2 minutes after we had finished. I didn't say anything, but it was hard not to laugh. :lol:

But I was out of breath and a bit sweaty when I answered the door, so he might have figured it out anyway ... :-k :lol:

[mr ryles]

Well, yeah.


Oh, related note ... if you've recently had sex on a piece of furniture, should you tell your buddy before he sits down on it? And if so, what's the time limit on that?

I have a friend that just bought a new house, and it was a house of this other girl in high school who threw parties quite frequently. Me and that girl had sex in that kitchen mainly on the counter. So I tell him every time he is making a sammich to think of my balls on his counter.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I have a friend that just bought a new house, and it was a house of this other girl in high school who threw parties quite frequently. Me and that girl had sex in that kitchen mainly on the counter. So I tell him every time he is making a sammich to think of my balls on his counter. :rofl:

Did you tell him about this before he bought the house? 'Cause I'd have totally reconsidered my purchase with that info in hand. :lol:

[PlumeNoir]

So here's the story:
<SNIP>
So, exactly how screwed is my friend here?


Well, they don't mess around with DUI/OUI here in the Detroit area, yet there was just a dude killed buy a woman driving drunk about a mile away from me. Turns out that woman is a friend of my friend's sister, and she already has three DUIs, but never lost her license. :roll:

The fact that he, basically, turned himself in may count in his favor, and it happened in his sub and no one was hurt. This crappy weather may also factor in, but probably not.

It really depends - he may get lucky and they will factor this in and he'll just get a nasty fine (since he already spent the night in jail)...or the judge may make an example of him - it *could* go either way.

I hate to say it....but he's probably boned. Expect a nice fine and probably a nasty license suspension. Of course...I'm not an expert, so there's a bit of hope...

[Zenithian Legend]

It'll probably be a Misdemeanor, he'll probably either have a $500 fine, community service, license suspend for a few months or go to AA type meetings. Or a combo of the above mentioned.

I know this is far fetched but if he had took photos of the incident and the ice he slipped on. When he goes to court that would help him. But tell him to go to court state his case and just take what ever they give him.

I don't get it, if it was me, I'd have definitely waited til I was sober to let anyone call the cops. OR knowing my dad he would've taken the fall for it, and just claimed he was driving and the car slid off the road into a fence.

I really thought following him all the way back to his home street would surely avoid anything like this. Guess not!

My guess is he's getting AA classes or community service to go with a fine of some sort.

What exactly is the difference between a DUI and an OUI? driving vs operating... slash why the hell did they even suggest to the cops he was drinking?

[mr ryles]

:rofl:

Did you tell him about this before he bought the house? 'Cause I'd have totally reconsidered my purchase with that info in hand. :lol:

I wasn't aware he bought that house. HE just said he was moving into a new house and /i should come help him. Then when we pulled up I was like "You're moving here?" I had to tell him about all the parties that where threw there throughout my high school years and then I broke the news to him about his counter top. He didn't know about it being a party house as he moved here from Indiana.

[Zenithian Legend]

:lol:

Well, the other day one of my friends showed up and sat down on my futon no more than 2 minutes after we had finished. I didn't say anything, but it was hard not to laugh. :lol:

But I was out of breath and a bit sweaty when I answered the door, so he might have figured it out anyway ... :-k :lol:

You'd be surprised, there's generally three types of people when it comes to those situations:

Person A: Is totally disgusted no matter what, and would instantly jump off said piece of furniture. We also call these people virgins.

Person B: Couldn't care less, they may give you a dirty look, or they may congratulate you, but either their own slutty-ness or their apathy prevents them from moving.

Person C: Depends on the situation, if the culprits are generally clean people, then this person probably doesn't mind too much. If the culprits are dirty whores then this person will calmly get up. I call this person me.

[RedvsBlue]

I don't get it, if it was me, I'd have definitely waited til I was sober to let anyone call the cops. OR knowing my dad he would've taken the fall for it, and just claimed he was driving and the car slid off the road into a fence.

I really thought following him all the way back to his home street would surely avoid anything like this. Guess not!

My guess is he's getting AA classes or community service to go with a fine of some sort.

What exactly is the difference between a DUI and an OUI? driving vs operating... slash why the hell did they even suggest to the cops he was drinking?

I'm still boggled as to why your friend's dad found it absolutely necessary to call the police. I mean most people want to keep the police OUT of their business whenever possible. This guy invited them over with open arms.

[Zenithian Legend]

I hate to say it....but he's probably boned. Expect a nice fine and probably a nasty license suspension. Of course...I'm not an expert, so there's a bit of hope...

Ya, I tend to agree. Best case scenario his girlfriend breaks up with him because of it. That way this isn't a total loss.

[Pancake Rabbit]

You'd be surprised, there's generally three types of people when it comes to those situations:

Person A: Is totally disgusted no matter what, and would instantly jump off said piece of furniture. We also call these people virgins.

Person B: Couldn't care less, they may give you a dirty look, or they may congratulate you, but either their own slutty-ness or their apathy prevents them from moving.

Person C: Depends on the situation, if the culprits are generally clean people, then this person probably doesn't mind too much. If the culprits are dirty whores then this person will calmly get up. I call this person me.

It appears there actually 2 types of people

A) Dudes who don't like sitting in another dude's man juice.

B) Zenathian Legend

[PlumeNoir]

I have a friend that just bought a new house, and it was a house of this other girl in high school who threw parties quite frequently. Me and that girl had sex in that kitchen mainly on the counter. So I tell him every time he is making a sammich to think of my balls on his counter.

:lol:

When I was in my late teens/ early twenties, all of my friends and I worked at a Tubbys. Since the owners were never there, and some of us had keys to the place - there was a LOT of sex going on in the back. The most prefered spot was the stainless steel table. I used to sit there and eat my lunch every day; I like to eat alone, so if anyone would come and sit down to eat with me, I'd point out how many times so-and-so did so-and-so until they were grossed out and went away. (Obviously, I'd bleach the table before I ate and none of my food ever actually touched the table.)

Then I'd eat my lunch in peace, free of having to put up with a banal, forced conversation with a 16 yr old...

[Zenithian Legend]

I'm still boggled as to why your friend's dad found it absolutely necessary to call the police. I mean most people want to keep the police OUT of their business whenever possible. This guy invited them over with open arms.

I don't know. This is the same guy that cheered Scott Steiner back when we used to watch WCW wrestling ppvs over there.

No one I've spoken with can make any sense of it, just one of those stupid avoidable situations that could end up being very costly.

What I've told my friend is he's lucky no one (including himself) was hurt, or then he'd be super fucked. Hopefully this discourages him from even buzzed driving in the future. Next time he might not be so lucky as to only crash into a fence.

[Zenithian Legend]

It appears there actually 2 types of people

A) Dudes who don't like sitting in another dude's man juice.

B) ZenIthian Legend

I see you fit into the virgin group!

It's not like I'm going to go wallow in it like a pig in mud, but I'm not going to sit on the floor just because someone may have had sex on their couch before. Toss a blanket over it, and get over it.

Here's a thought: did you ever sit on your living room couch growing up?

Cuz your parents probably conceived you or one of your sibblings on it :lol:

[mr ryles]

The first time I drove drunk nothing bad happened, but I swore to myself I would never do it again.

Same thing with driving when high. This one only happened recently and I was driving on the highway. There was pretty good traffic and it was a curvy section through some mountains and it was one of the few times in my life I was scared of dying.

I will never drive under the influence of anything again.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I see you fit into the virgin group!
:rofl: :applause: :applause: :applause:



I'm pretty sure my friend would have just laughed, if I told him. But I wanted to preserve my gf's privacy.




Also I don't want to hear about him having sex on his couch when I'm over at his place. :lol:

[Zenithian Legend]

The first time I drove drunk nothing bad happened, but I swore to myself I would never do it again.

Same thing with driving when high. This one only happened recently and I was driving on the highway. There was pretty good traffic and it was a curvy section through some mountains and it was one of the few times in my life I was scared of dying.

I will never drive under the influence of anything again.

I had a tire blow out when I was 20, driving about 85 on the free way, I went spinning like mad into the median before coming to a stop. Somehow my car was fine, and so was I, but I can't imagine what might've happened in the same situation if I was under the influence. That scare and the time I started driving the wrong way home from my buddy's place drunk and turned a 4 minute drive into a 20 minute detour was enough for me to put 2 and 2 together.

[PlumeNoir]

I see you fit into the virgin group!

It's not like I'm going to go wallow in it like a pig in mud, but I'm not going to sit on the floor just because someone may have had sex on their couch before. Toss a blanket over it, and get over it.

Here's a thought: did you ever sit on your living room couch growing up?

Cuz your parents probably conceived you or one of your sibblings on it :lol:

Heh.

I think it boils down to the acceptence that, especially if it is a home of a couple, that EVERY surface has been christened at some point. As long as you know the people in question will at least not leave mingled love juices uncleaned, you're fine.

I actually worry far more about restaurant silverware...those utensils are the sluts of the eatery world, and they are going into your mouth after being in someone elses, and you can only hope that the dishwasher was set at a nice, high temperature...

[RedvsBlue]

The first time I drove drunk nothing bad happened, but I swore to myself I would never do it again.

Same thing with driving when high. This one only happened recently and I was driving on the highway. There was pretty good traffic and it was a curvy section through some mountains and it was one of the few times in my life I was scared of dying.

I will never drive under the influence of anything again.

You know you shouldn't be driving drunk when you get in your car and start backing up and realize that your car is FREAKING HUGE despite being a ford mustang. Not that I'm speaking from personal experience or anything....

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I actually worry far more about restaurant silverware...those utensils are the sluts of the eatery world, and they are going into your mouth after being in someone elses, and you can only hope that the dishwasher was set a nice, high temperature... It's just called flatware if it's not silver.




This feels like that time I pointed out to a couple of friends that cloth comes in bolts, not rolls. :lol:

[Pancake Rabbit]

I see you fit into the virgin group!


No.



It's not like I'm going to go wallow in it like a pig in mud, but I'm not going to sit on the floor just because someone may have had sex on their couch before. Toss a blanket over it, and get over it.

Here's a thought: did you ever sit on your living room couch growing up?

Cuz your parents probably conceived you or one of your sibblings on it :lol:

My concern isn't with the act itself it's with any fluids that may have made their way on to the cushion. If your buddy's dog peed on the cushion before you got there would you toss a blanket over it and sit right down?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

My concern isn't with the act itself it's with any fluids that may have made their way on to the cushion. If your buddy's dog peed on the cushion before you got there would you toss a blanket over it and sit right down? You sound like Randal, comparing pink to brown. :lol:

[Zenithian Legend]

I think it boils down to the acceptence that, especially if it is a home of a couple, that EVERY surface has been christened at some point. As long as you know the people in question will at least not leave mingled love juices uncleaned, you're fine.

I actually worry far more about restaurant silverware...those utensils are the sluts of the eatery world, and they are going into your mouth after being in someone elses, and you can only hope that the dishwasher was set a nice, high temperature...

:shock: me too. I actually thought about bringing my own FLATware with me at one point. I do tend to inspect my silverware fairly regularly, although I've been slacking lately. If the FLATware is too dirty I either swap it with other nearby untensils or tell the server I accidently dropped it on the floor to get a replacement to avoid coming off as Captain OCD aka Marc Summers.

EDIT: happy Sub :razz:

Back to the sex thing, it again depends on the situation. If the people don't clean anything/leave juices, I'll look for a wood chair or something they probably haven't fucked on to sit on. Above all else, I don't think about it!

[Zenithian Legend]

You sound like Randal, comparing pink to brown. :lol:

Ya, I don't know about you guys, but I'm pretty sure the quantity of piss from an average dog =/= the quantity of semen from the average ejaculation.

But no, I wouldn't toss a blanket over that, the dog piss would probably seep through.

[2Fast]

It's part of life. It's just like how your food most likely has so many roach/rat parts mixed in - better just to not think about it.

[SneakyPenguin]

When you've eaten a hot dog (especially one from a street vendor), you stop caring about what could possibly be in things.

[zewone]

Edit: Did not see zew's post beforehand. I don't like knowing I think like him in some situations.
We're not all perfect. Maybe, if you listen to your heart, my thoughts will befall upon you more often.

[mr ryles]

I'm to the point where if I drop something on the floor I will generally pick it up and still eat it.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

What am I still doing here? I've been home for three hours and I haven't finished the little bit of homework I had left to do. Now I have to decide if I want to take 20-30 minutes to do it now, or just wait and do it during philosophy while I pretend to listen. :-k :lol:

[mr ryles]

What am I still doing here? I've been home for three hours and I haven't finished the little bit of homework I had left to do. Now I have to decide if I want to take 20-30 minutes to do it now, or just wait and do it during philosophy while I pretend to listen. :-k :lol:

Reading about sex and gross shit we eat.

[SneakyPenguin]

I'm to the point where if I drop something on the floor I will generally pick it up and still eat it.

Five second rule is one of the few rules that is to be obeyed.

[RedvsBlue]

Reading about sex and gross shit we eat.

Those aren't always mutually exclusive topics...

[Zenithian Legend]

Those aren't always mutually exclusive topics...

We need a little smiley hitting a drum twice and then the cymbal.

[DT778]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4065/rimshotyv2.gif

[RedvsBlue]

:rofl:

[mr ryles]

Five second rule is one of the few rules that is to be obeyed.

Normally if I drop something I pick it up right away, like within 2 seconds. I then examine the specimen to see if it still looks edible.

[Zenithian Legend]

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4065/rimshotyv2.gif

:bow: :bow: :bow:

That absolutely HAS to be added to the smilies.

[mr ryles]

:bow: :bow: :bow:

That absolutely HAS to be added to the smilies.

I'm bookmarking it for future use in case it doesn't get added.

[Graystone]

I don't get it, if it was me, I'd have definitely waited til I was sober to let anyone call the cops. OR knowing my dad he would've taken the fall for it, and just claimed he was driving and the car slid off the road into a fence.
What exactly is the difference between a DUI and an OUI? driving vs operating... slash why the hell did they even suggest to the cops he was drinking?

Thats the part of the story you need to find out. Did he tell his parents. Then go up to his room to crash for the night? Was he so drunk that his dad calling the police for insurance sounded like a good idea? Just one of the many questions you need to ask.

Every state has a different saying for drinking and driving. DWI, DUI, OUI,

According to the site below, DWI, DUI, OWI, OUI, OMVI, DUIL, DUII, DWAI, DWUI, DUBAL, UBAL are all acronyms for drunk driving

http://www.drunkdrivingdefense.com/general/dui-words.htm

[SneakyPenguin]

Note to self. Having a file with the extension .flv.flv makes VLC very VERY angry.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Yeah, I think I'll just do the homework in the morning. I'm gonna get to sleep. Night OTT. Those aren't always mutually exclusive topics...Gross? You've been with some filthy girls, son. :shame: :bow: :bow: :bow:

That absolutely HAS to be added to the smilies. QFT

[RedvsBlue]

Yeah, I think I'll just do the homework in the morning. I'm gonna get to sleep. Night OTT. Gross? You've been with some filthy girls, son. :shame: QFT

Don't make me dig up your posts from last week where you were making a big deal about eating where you play.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Don't make me dig up your posts from last week where you were making a big deal about eating where you play. I have no idea what you're talking about. :lol:

But I really am going to sleep, this time.

[RedvsBlue]

I have no idea what you're talking about. :lol:

But I really am going to sleep, this time.

...yeah, I'll bet you don't.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

...yeah, I'll bet you don't. I really have no clue whatsoever.

[RedvsBlue]

I really have no clue whatsoever.

God damn it, I'm too lazy to look through all your posts.

[SneakyPenguin]

Time to sleep. Studying shall commence in the morn'.

[mr ryles]

super mario world on the Wii time. Then maybe some conan obrien assuming I haven't passed out by then.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

God damn it, I'm too lazy to look through all your posts. Are you quite sure it was even me? :lol:


I'm going to sleep. If you do end up finding something, you've got me curious. I'll have to check on that before I go to school. :lol:

[HumanSnatcher]

Man, I'm bored...

At least I found a site that sells a lot of workprint horror movies and such. And a lot of stuff that isn't available in the US or anywhere else...

[Graystone]

Behold the Awesomeness that is the Japanese capsule toys.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y173/daddiebigbig/IMG_0601.jpg

I got it off ebay.
I have an clear case on my pc. So I took out the mobo speaker and I stuck Chainsaw Ganado in there. God I love RE4. I might paint some blood on him. Or buy a second one and paint that one

[Spruce]

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Should have left that pic sideways...made that chainsaw fucker look all the more determined...