The OFFICIAL Trade Scams Thread: A Meeting of the Minds

[Chacrana]

So I'm playing DOA 4 online and some guy I don't know starts IMing me and trying to get me to buy some games. He claims he's either from TGN or IGN (he wasn't quite sure) and... well, here it is:

[21:06] playz5373: hi
[21:08] Chacranajxy: err.. and who might you be?
[21:08] playz5373: phillip
[21:08] playz5373: im pla-yz
[21:08] playz5373: datz what day p is fo
[21:08] playz5373: phillip
[21:08] Chacranajxy: err... and do I know you?
[21:08] playz5373: i guezz
[21:08] playz5373: who r u
[21:09] Chacranajxy: I don't introduce myself to people with such an intro, unfortunately
[21:09] playz5373: oh
[21:09] playz5373: i live on washington st
[21:09] playz5373: r u near thar
[21:09] playz5373: well i saw ur list on ign
[21:09] playz5373: im from IgN
[21:09] playz5373: tGn
[21:09] Chacranajxy: ah, I got it
[21:10] playz5373: i want sum of ur gamez
[21:10] playz5373: cani buy or trade sum
[21:11] playz5373: or something
[21:11] playz5373: jXy
[21:11] Chacranajxy: ah, unfortunately, all that stuff sold already
[21:11] playz5373: iM cOMin 4 U JxY
[21:12] Chacranajxy: just didn't update that list
[21:12] playz5373: OH
[21:12] playz5373: r U LoOKIn to BuY aNYtHInG
[21:12] Chacranajxy: not unless you have a sealed copy of Castlevania Chronicles
[21:12] playz5373: I hAvE gAmEz I dOnT lOngER nEeD
[21:12] playz5373: i Have a copy
[21:12] playz5373: i have a pic
[21:13] Chacranajxy: is it sealed though
[21:13] Chacranajxy: its for collection purposes
[21:13] playz5373: aLl my Gamez R bRand new
[21:13] playz5373: do u want a pic
[21:13] playz5373: or no
[21:13] playz5373: i can snap one ral quick
[21:13] Chacranajxy: yeah, sure
[21:14] playz5373: well itz gonna be afee minuetz
[21:14] playz5373: geez
[21:14] playz5373: ok
[21:16] playz5373: my fukkin camera aint workin
[21:16] playz5373: ill fix it
[21:16] Chacranajxy: haha
[21:16] playz5373: i gotta replace tha film
[21:16] playz5373: itll be a min
[21:16] Chacranajxy: well just tell me how much
[21:16] Chacranajxy: for the game
[21:16] playz5373: 10 minz
[21:16] playz5373: ill brb itz in da trunk ok

[Notice the time gap of just a minute]

[22:11] playz5373: ok
[22:12] Chacranajxy: got the picture?
[22:12] Chacranajxy: or a price for the game?
[22:12] playz5373: i got the pic
[22:12] playz5373: now i jus have to
[22:12] playz5373: plug in tha usb cord
[22:12] playz5373: and upload it!!
[22:13] playz5373: i got a price to
[22:13] playz5373: i mean we can discuss it tho
[22:13] playz5373: its uploading the pic
[22:13] playz5373: my slow azz konnection takez long
[22:13] playz5373: so we can diskuzz tha price while it loadz
[22:14] Chacranajxy: alright
[22:17] playz5373: well get biddin
[22:18] Chacranajxy: uhm... 70?
[22:18] playz5373: yea i was jus gonna say dat
[22:18] playz5373: plus like
[22:18] playz5373: 5 bux to ship
[22:18] playz5373: is dat kool
[22:18] Chacranajxy: maybe... gotta think about it
[22:18] Chacranajxy: I mean, I'm not absolutely positive yet
[22:18] Chacranajxy: but yeah, probably
[22:18] playz5373: well ill ship it free
[22:18] playz5373: if ur that picky LOL
[22:18] Chacranajxy: heh, that works too
[22:18] Chacranajxy: but I seriously do have to decide
[22:19] playz5373: how about $65
[22:19] playz5373: r u decided yet???
[22:19] playz5373: 395 Washington St, Boston, 02108
[22:19] playz5373: u can save my addy
[22:21] playz5373: so itz $65 good
[22:21] Chacranajxy: hold up
[22:21] Chacranajxy: sorry, I'm playing DOA 4 online
[22:21] Chacranajxy: so it kinda slows my response time
[22:22] playz5373: lol
[22:22] Chacranajxy: I'd lke to see the pic first though
[22:22] playz5373: u gotta be shittin me
[22:22] playz5373: i have the pic right here
[22:22] playz5373: http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/9307/castlevaniamj7.jpg
[22:22] playz5373: neva been played
[22:23] playz5373: is that kool
[22:23] playz5373: i have other castlevania games as well
[22:23] playz5373: i can throw in castlevania for gba for like $20 extra
[22:23] playz5373: it only has tha cart but i can wrap it up
[22:24] Chacranajxy: whoa, hold up
[22:24] playz5373: yea
[22:24] playz5373: what u dont want the gba im kool
[22:24] Chacranajxy: uhm... that's not a photo, and it's a pic of Castlevania: SOTN
[22:24] playz5373: um
[22:24] playz5373: it says chronicles
[22:24] Chacranajxy: yeah, when you use paint to write over the picture
[22:24] playz5373: i added the
[22:25] playz5373: cover art
[22:25] playz5373: if thats what ur wonderin
[22:25] playz5373: but the disc is brand new
[22:25] playz5373: i jus took tha pic an hour ago
[22:25] playz5373: i neva play it
[22:25] playz5373: its what ur lookin 4
[22:25] Chacranajxy: that's not... Castlevania Chronicles
[22:25] playz5373: y does it say it
[22:25] Chacranajxy: hmm
[22:25] Chacranajxy: I wonder
[22:25] playz5373: maybe this will change ur mind
[22:25] playz5373: how about $58
[22:26] playz5373: its brand new but it doesent come with tha case
[22:26] playz5373: only a cover printout w/disc
[22:26] playz5373: is that kool
[22:26] playz5373: i als ohave many other rare titlez
[22:26] Chacranajxy: it's kool, but I don't ... this isn't the game. It's that simple. This isn't Castlevania Chronicles.
[22:27] playz5373: but u dont have it
[22:27] playz5373: so how do ukno what the disc look like
[22:27] Chacranajxy: well... partially because I'm not retarded
[22:27] playz5373: i have a few copiez
[22:27] Chacranajxy: 12 years of compulsory education will do that
[22:27] playz5373: maye i got that wrong disc
[22:27] playz5373: wat about education
[22:27] Chacranajxy: well, it's the right disc
[22:27] Chacranajxy: it says Chronicles, after all
[22:27] playz5373: lol i dropped out during senior year
[22:27] playz5373: well it might be the dvd
[22:27] playz5373: they had chronicles for ps2 to
[22:27] Chacranajxy: they didn't use DVDs until 2000
[22:27] Chacranajxy: no they did
[22:27] Chacranajxy: n't
[22:27] Chacranajxy: look it up
[22:28] playz5373: i have the matrix
[22:28] playz5373: itz like from 96 or somethin
[22:28] Chacranajxy: I meant for games
[22:28] playz5373: dreamcast dvds
[22:28] Chacranajxy: those were GDRoms
[22:28] playz5373: hd-dvd
[22:28] playz5373: wats gdroms
[22:28] Chacranajxy: hd-dvd is from 2005 and after
[22:28] Chacranajxy: gd-roms were the Dreamcast's format
[22:28] playz5373: i might have castlevania for dc
[22:28] Chacranajxy: don't tell me facts that are clearly made up
[22:28] playz5373: its listed here
[22:29] playz5373: buuuut
[22:29] Chacranajxy: there's no such thing
[22:29] playz5373: it says cancelled
[22:29] playz5373: i dont think i have it
[22:29] Chacranajxy: then you dont
[22:29] playz5373: yea i dont
[22:29] playz5373: howd u kno
[22:29] Chacranajxy: intelligence is a wonderful thing
[22:29] Chacranajxy: my only ally sometimes
[22:29] playz5373: i haev castelvania for ps2
[22:29] Chacranajxy: so do I
[22:29] playz5373: works on ps3 tho
[22:29] playz5373: ur copy probably dont
[22:29] Chacranajxy: I have both
[22:29] Chacranajxy: how would it "dont" work?
[22:29] playz5373: your copy doesent have the ps3 seal of approval i dont think
[22:29] Chacranajxy: it doesn't need it
[22:30] playz5373: like if it doesent say ps3 blu ray on it
[22:30] Chacranajxy: and neither does yours
[22:30] playz5373: i thin kso
[22:30] Chacranajxy: look
[22:30] Chacranajxy: I guarantee it doesn't
[22:30] playz5373: ok ill look
[22:31] playz5373: upon closer inspection i realized that itz the rare edition
[22:31] playz5373: it comez with two castlevanias
[22:31] Chacranajxy: that you made up?
[22:31] playz5373: lament of whatever
[22:31] playz5373: and curse of darnkess
[22:31] Chacranajxy: those are two separate games
[22:31] playz5373: well i have em in one case
[22:31] playz5373: two dvd case
[22:31] playz5373: only the lament box tho
[22:31] playz5373: its really rare i guess
[22:31] Chacranajxy: yeah, but that's what happens when you're selling bootlegs
[22:31] playz5373: i dont sell bootlegs
[22:31] Chacranajxy: okay, burnt copies
[22:31] playz5373: no
[22:31] Chacranajxy: okay, fictional games
[22:31] playz5373: official sony releases
[22:32] playz5373: no
[22:32] playz5373: its two official games
[22:32] playz5373: in one dvd case
[22:32] playz5373: on two dvds
[22:32] playz5373: but only lament bo
[22:32] Chacranajxy: and is it all in your head?
[22:32] playz5373: the manual is a bit musty
[22:32] playz5373: well i can sell em seperately
[22:32] playz5373: i can print out covers
[22:32] playz5373: and use my disc doctor
[22:32] playz5373: then itsl ike branmd new
[22:32] Chacranajxy: uhm
[22:32] Chacranajxy: what do you not get?
[22:32] playz5373: i dont have wii games
[22:32] Chacranajxy: this is borderline the most retarded conversation I've ever had
[22:32] playz5373: huh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you clearly dropped out at the right time, because there's obviously nothing they could teach you
[22:33] playz5373: wat do they teach there ne way?

[22:33] playz5373: i make lots sellin on ebay tgn ign etc
[22:33] Chacranajxy: teh fuckin' maths, Englishes, and lik.... buttseckts
[22:33] Chacranajxy: I make lots selling on ebay
[22:33] playz5373: oh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: except I don't sell imaginary stuff
[22:33] playz5373: no
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you have to send something real
[22:33] Chacranajxy: unfortunately
[22:33] Chacranajxy: magical faeries don't make my games
[22:33] playz5373: i only hvae some negativer feedback
[22:34] playz5373: picky buyers lol
[22:34] playz5373: i hav e like a 52% on ebay im above average.
[22:34] playz5373: bet ur under 50%
[22:34] playz5373: belowe average
[22:34] playz5373: i also have okami for ps2
[22:34] playz5373: and many other titles
[22:34] playz5373: itrs brand newa nd sealed
[22:34] playz5373: but it dont have a manual
[22:35] playz5373: like ihave another castlevania chronicles here
[22:35] playz5373: but its for foreign ps2s
[22:35] Chacranajxy: uhm
[22:35] Chacranajxy: now, picky buyers...
[22:35] Chacranajxy: you mean people who got imaginary games?
[22:35] Chacranajxy: I told you that people don't enjoy those
[22:35] playz5373: no
[22:35] playz5373: well heres what someone left me today
[22:35] playz5373: ill copy paste it
[22:36] playz5373: it says this: DID NOT SEND GAME IN PROMISED CONDITION. CAME SCRATCHED DID NOT PLAY WANT REFUND
[22:36] playz5373: thats just being picky
[22:36] playz5373: it was brand new
[22:36] playz5373: he probably dropped it
[22:36] playz5373: or something
[22:36] Chacranajxy: on a bed of spikes?
[22:36] playz5373: i donno
[22:36] Chacranajxy: okay, fine, fine, I get it
[22:36] Chacranajxy: I want a game
[22:37] playz5373: ewll i have 3 copies of chronicles
[22:37] Chacranajxy: do you have 120% Super Rhythm Fun Brothers for the PS1? [NOTE: I completely made this game up]
[22:37] playz5373: the 1st one i sent u
[22:37] playz5373: and a foreign one
[22:37] playz5373: and another usa one
[22:37] Chacranajxy: check on that game
[22:37] playz5373: http://i24.ebayimg.com/03/i/000/8c/b1/9079_1_b.JPG
[22:37] playz5373: thats for my collection tho
[22:37] playz5373: not for sale
[22:38] playz5373: its only for foregin ps2s
[22:38] playz5373: noobs like you dont have one
[22:38] playz5373: its a cool game
[22:38] playz5373: i have the whole castlevania collection
[22:38] playz5373: and that rhymn game i have
[22:38] playz5373: ill show u a pic
[22:38] Chacranajxy: yeah, could you?
[22:38] playz5373: i have 2 copies
[22:39] playz5373: 2 difrnt. versions
[22:39] playz5373: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6853/bustlc7.jpg
[22:39] playz5373: ill sell it for $50
[22:40] playz5373: since ur buying both castlevania chronicles and this ill give u 10% off and free shipping
[22:40] playz5373: $120 total
[22:40] Chacranajxy: no no, that's not 120% Super Rhythm Fun Brothers
[22:40] Chacranajxy: that's bust a move 2
[22:40] playz5373: oooh
[22:40] Chacranajxy: see, reading comprehension
[22:40] Chacranajxy: is a godsend
[22:40] playz5373: i have that one too
[22:40] Chacranajxy: that's what you missed during 12th grade
[22:40] playz5373: like i said
[22:40] playz5373: i have 2 versions
[22:40] Chacranajxy: let's see the other then
[22:41] playz5373: sure y not
[22:42] playz5373: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6853/bustlc7.jpg
[22:42] playz5373: it has the ps3 thing i was talkin bout before
[22:42] playz5373: on my castlevania
[22:42] playz5373: its brand new
[22:42] playz5373: disc dr and everythin
[22:42] playz5373: no book tho
[22:42] playz5373: who carez
[22:43] playz5373: so do u want all 3 gamesz
[22:43] playz5373: i can only sell 1 music game
[22:43] Chacranajxy: why's that?
[22:43] playz5373: uhh
[22:43] playz5373: i decided 2 keep 1
[22:43] playz5373: yea
[22:43] Chacranajxy: you only have 2 music games?
[22:44] Chacranajxy: but you just posted two?
[22:44] playz5373: i have all typerz of gamez
[22:44] Chacranajxy: how can I get all 3 if you only have 1 of those music games for sale?
[22:44] playz5373: i mean i showed u the music gamez u wanted
[22:44] Chacranajxy: right
[22:44] Chacranajxy: I want both
[22:44] playz5373: well i told u
[22:44] playz5373: i had castelvania gba too
[22:44] playz5373: its not boxed
[22:44] Chacranajxy: this is irrelevant
[22:44] playz5373: but i can wrap it
[22:44] playz5373: did u write down my addy
[22:44] playz5373: i will send ur stuff this weekend
[22:44] Chacranajxy: I wrote it down
[22:44] playz5373: ok
[22:44] playz5373: whats urs
[22:44] Chacranajxy: by the way... it's the weekend right now
[22:45] playz5373: ill send soon
[22:45] Chacranajxy: so you'd better get to that post office quick
[22:45] Chacranajxy: tomorrow even
[22:45] playz5373: ill send soon
[22:45] Chacranajxy: it's open on President's day
[22:45] playz5373: whenever
[22:45] Chacranajxy: okay, okay
[22:45] playz5373: whens prez day again
[22:45] Chacranajxy: tomorrow...
[22:45] playz5373: i dont go in to kfc tomorrow
[22:45] playz5373: so i can mail it i guess
[22:45] Chacranajxy: you don't send mail at KFC
[22:45] playz5373: whats ur addy
[22:45] Chacranajxy: 2439 Rockford Rd.
[22:45] playz5373: what city
[22:46] Chacranajxy: Orange Mile, IL 60389
[22:46] playz5373: im gonna need a name
[22:46] Chacranajxy: Joshua Chang
[22:46] playz5373: ok let me write it down
[22:47] playz5373: ok ill send this week
[22:47] Chacranajxy: so wait, do you have any PSP games?
[22:47] playz5373: i think u shuld send first tho cheng
[22:47] playz5373: yea i got psp games
[22:47] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's fine
[22:47] playz5373: i have all types of games
[22:47] playz5373: wat ru lookin 4
[22:47] playz5373: eveythin i offical
[22:47] Chacranajxy: I'm looking for Tennorezi Kyakuten Da-Saiban (Go Cyber Edition)
[22:47] Chacranajxy: it's an import from Bangladesh
[22:48] playz5373: i gotta go soon the wind is blowin on my antena outside my trailor itll be out in a few mins
[22:48] playz5373: i have thedvd of that
[22:48] playz5373: no pic tho
[22:48] playz5373: its caleld somethin else
[22:48] Chacranajxy: what was that title?
[22:48] Chacranajxy: I forget
[22:48] playz5373: uhhh
[22:48] playz5373: swat i think
[22:48] Chacranajxy: hmm... hadn't heard that
[22:48] playz5373: i have final fantasy advent children
[22:48] playz5373: signed
[22:48] Chacranajxy: you're probably right though
[22:48] playz5373: by the director
[22:48] Chacranajxy: wait raelly?
[22:48] playz5373: steven speilburg
[22:48] playz5373: yea
[22:48] playz5373: i think he made it
[22:48] Chacranajxy: probably
[22:48] playz5373: its signed
[22:49] Chacranajxy: he makes like everything now
[22:49] playz5373: well no
[22:49] playz5373: dude hurry up
[22:49] Chacranajxy: alright
[22:49] Chacranajxy: how can I pay you?
[22:49] playz5373: my things gonna blow out in a few mins
[22:49] Chacranajxy: do you take credit card?
[22:49] playz5373: yea
[22:49] playz5373: i donno
[22:49] Chacranajxy: well, I can just put my debit card in the mail if it works for you
[22:49] playz5373: some1 sent me a fake number once
[22:49] playz5373: and i got duped
[22:49] playz5373: so i require ssn for all credit cards now
[22:49] playz5373: uhh
[22:50] playz5373: ill send it back lol
[22:50] playz5373: for an extra shipping cost
[22:50] playz5373: we can discuss that later tho
[22:50] Chacranajxy: eh, honestly, I prefer to deal in cash then
[22:50] playz5373: dude my connections going out
[22:50] Chacranajxy: what's my total?
[22:50] playz5373: you want what agian
[22:50] playz5373: castlevania
[22:50] playz5373: buster bros or whatever
[22:50] playz5373: rhym bros lol
[22:50] Chacranajxy: Castlevania Chronciles, Castlevania GBA
[22:50] playz5373: $110
[22:50] Chacranajxy: 120% Rhythm Fun Brothers
[22:50] playz5373: $160
[22:50] Chacranajxy: both versions though
[22:50] playz5373: no tax
[22:51] playz5373: im only sellin 1
[22:51] Chacranajxy: okay, fine
[22:51] playz5373: i showed u 2 pics buty
[22:51] playz5373: i decided 2 keep 1
[22:51] playz5373: at tha last second lol
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that's not fair
[22:51] Chacranajxy: I wanted both
[22:51] playz5373: sometimes game titles change
[22:51] playz5373: so if u get a game in the mail that lookz different
[22:51] playz5373: its still the smae game
[22:51] Chacranajxy: okay
[22:51] playz5373: sometimes nintendo changes name
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that makes sense
[22:51] Chacranajxy: that's happened lotsa times
[22:51] playz5373: well no
[22:51] playz5373: i dont think it does
[22:51] Chacranajxy: it does
[22:51] playz5373: ok
[22:51] playz5373: well when will u send
[22:52] Chacranajxy: okay, and then lastly, the signed FFVII Advent Children
[22:52] playz5373: thats gonna be alot
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I'll send on President's Day
[22:52] playz5373: will u trade 4 it
[22:52] Chacranajxy: sure
[22:52] Chacranajxy: what do you want?
[22:52] playz5373: do u have suikoden 2
[22:52] Chacranajxy: yes
[22:52] playz5373: its some crappy action game
[22:52] playz5373: from like 1996
[22:52] playz5373: its like $2 on ebay
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I have it
[22:52] playz5373: its old and crapp
[22:52] playz5373: ok ill have that
[22:52] Chacranajxy: I know, it's garbage
[22:52] playz5373: and some other stuff too
[22:52] Chacranajxy: You'll take Suikoden 2 for a signed AC?
[22:52] Chacranajxy: sweet
[22:52] playz5373: no
[22:53] Chacranajxy: well what else
[22:53] playz5373: suikoden 2 only covers like $5 of the cost
[22:53] Chacranajxy: yeah, okay
[22:53] playz5373: like well
[22:53] playz5373: ur gonna have 2 get dilevy confirm.
[22:53] Chacranajxy: fine
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I don't mind
[22:53] playz5373: do u have a japanese ps2
[22:53] Chacranajxy: that's like 60 cents
[22:53] playz5373: the special ones
[22:53] Chacranajxy: yeah
[22:53] playz5373: what color is it
[22:53] Chacranajxy: red
[22:53] playz5373: i only want tha white one
[22:53] playz5373: do u have that
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I have a white PSP
[22:53] Chacranajxy: I'm willing to trade that
[22:53] playz5373: ok ill take that
[22:53] playz5373: thatll cover the rest of the cost
[22:54] playz5373: well and like $20
[22:54] playz5373: since its signed
[22:54] playz5373: so let me write this down
[22:54] playz5373: u send first tho
[22:54] Chacranajxy: so Suikoden 2, the PSP, and $160 for all that?
[22:54] Chacranajxy: yeah, I got it
[22:54] playz5373: plus $10 shipping
[22:54] Chacranajxy: I thought shipping was free last time?
[22:54] playz5373: to bad ur not in boston
[22:54] playz5373: ok its free
[22:54] Chacranajxy: thanks
[22:54] playz5373: u have my addy right
[22:54] Chacranajxy: I appreciate that
[22:54] Chacranajxy: yeah
[22:55] playz5373: im philip monez
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I know
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I've got all that
[22:55] playz5373: lates my trailor antena is blowing
[22:55] playz5373: my connection is still on but i dont want a fuse to be blown
[22:55] playz5373: thats like $200
[22:55] Chacranajxy: quick note: it's "trailer."
[22:55] playz5373: lates ill mail whenever
[22:55] playz5373: u mail first
[22:55] Chacranajxy: okay fine
[22:55] playz5373: ill mail tuesday after u give me delivery confrim
[22:55] Chacranajxy: I'll send it on President's Day
[22:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, sounds good
[22:55] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on



EDIT: This guy was serious... I couldn't trip him up and get him to sound smarter

Soooo..... anyone have a similarly ridiculous story?

[Strell]

U just totlly mised out on Castlevania Chronicles omg, Im gonna IM tht dood rit now

[Chacrana]

I'm sending the money tomorrow so I hardly missed out.

[levi333]

For some reason i couldnt stop reading.
That guy had to be on crack. Now i know why i stopped signing into AIM...

[Chacrana]

I thought it could be a joke, but the guy was way too consistent. I was trying to get him to trip up, but I couldn't do it... and I was pointing out his contradictions and shit so...

[Rocko]

...Good lord.

[prmononoke]

That had to be a joke. You know the guy couldn't have thought those pics would convince you.

[Chacrana]

Yeah, but he was talking to me about it for over an hour and made sure I had his address and all that shit... that's a little too real for a joke.

[OuTrAgE]

I think he was yanking your chain. Somebody very, very bored.

[Ugamer_X]

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/9307/castlevaniamj7.jpg

:rofl:

[vivafriend5]

Just got my copy of 120% Rhythm Fun Brothers today, it's even PS6 compatible!:applause:

[integralsmatic]

that was the best conversation i ever read. how the hell did he get your name? i never leave my aim out.

[Moxio]

Ehehehe.

[DigitalSpace]

Man, that had me :rofl: Thanks for sharing!

[chakan]

Genius.

[Cao Cao]

[22:45] Chacranajxy: you don't send mail at KFC
wtf1? wen dd th1s hApen!/

[darthbudge]

Lol that was hilarious. I don't have the Chat log but once there was this kid I know from a Star wars site and he was trying to convince me that he had a prerelease PS3 that his cousin that worked at Sony gave him and he would sell it to me for 400 dollars, keep in mind this was more then a year ago lol. Also he couldn't name any of the games on it and wouldn't send me a pic of it lol.

[Chacrana]

that was the best conversation i ever read. how the hell did he get your name? i never leave my aim out.

I think my AIM might be listed on TGN... or maybe IGN. Maybe this guy just confused me. But yeah, there are some fuckin' people out there.

[wubb]

I just got to the picture where he MS Painted Chronicles on the disc. :rofl: And it has the eBay photo watermark untouched. And since it's a picture of a disc it's obviously not new/sealed. He must have been bummed when he couldn't find a picture of the actual game on eBay to use. Ah, sad, dumb scammer.

[SlimJim0725]

my head hurts after trying to make sense of his sentences. wow, some people should really go back to school as well as stop trying to scam people with such poor quality fake pictures of "their" game. so how did you let that drag out so long? i would have just blocked the guy once he said the game was in the trunk.

[Chacrana]

After Analyzing the address, I found it's a real place...

395 Washington St
Boston, MA 02108-5223, US

I think this guy was for real...

Please note that my address, on the other hand, was not real. And my name isn't Joshua Chang.

[Chacrana]

my head hurts after trying to make sense of his sentences. wow, some people should really go back to school as well as stop trying to scam people with such poor quality fake pictures of "their" game. so how did you let that drag out so long? i would have just blocked the guy once he said the game was in the trunk.

Morbid curiosity. It's rare that I get to talk to somebody so convinced that they're a genius.

[Apossum]

I dunno man, I think someone was putting you on. No one is that persistently dumb. :lol:

[Chacrana]

I dunno man, I think someone was putting you on. No one is that persistently dumb. :lol:

You're just mad that this conversation halted our DOA 4 matches.

And the problem is that he's that persistently dumb... you can't really... do that. I can act hella retarded, but that's beyond even me.

[The Crotch]

Just got my copy of 120% Rhythm Fun Brothers today, it's even PS6 compatible!:applause:Hah! Mine works for the new Wii60 that's coming out next year - in a parallel universe.

I'm pretty sure the guy wasn't being serious. He couldn't possibly expect you to believe his MS Paint pictures.

[Chacrana]

Hah! Mine works for the new Wii60 that's coming out next year - in a parallel universe.

I'm pretty sure the guy wasn't being serious. He couldn't possibly expect you to believe his MS Paint pictures.

Yeah, but being bored enough to carry that shit out for more than an hour? I can't imagine that. There are some really fucking stupid people out there. And the address seems legit which makes it seem more like he really was hoping to scam me.

[ITDEFX]

wtf was that!??!

i got lost after all that leet talk and you telling him that's not CV:C!

[AshesofWake]

this guy just contacted me, WTF:

playz5373: hey ash
ashesofwakes: yo
playz5373: what's up, ash
ashesofwakes: not much...who this be
playz5373: yeah
playz5373: so, what's happenin', hip cat?
playz5373: ash
playz5373: you there
playz5373: ash
ashesofwakes: yea...
playz5373: ok
playz5373: well this has been a pretty weird im conversation so far
ashesofwakes: indeed
playz5373: so can you try to just act normal for once
ashesofwakes: nope
playz5373: i mean i dont want to be corrupt with all hiv and shit just because you have it
playz5373: Be still, my beating heart!
ashesofwakes: ...
playz5373: We use any information you give us about yourself only to conduct our business with you. We may send you occasional mailings, but will not do so if you tell us not to. We will not rent or sell information about you to any other person or company without your permission. This statement is under construction, and we welcome your comments.
playz5373: the truth is... i'm selling stuff
ashesofwakes: pretty gross
playz5373: well i got your screen name
playz5373: it's not permanently on our mailing list, you see
playz5373: but it can be if you do not unsubscribe
playz5373: we got it from an an agreement with you, good sir Charles the IIIrd
playz5373: (or so your sign-up name was0
playz5373: and when you agreed to the Terms of Service upon our great community of wisdom, courage, and compulsion
playz5373: you also agreed to let us send you im's, e-mails, and phone calls
playz5373: would you care to see any product listings
ashesofwakes: nope
playz5373: would you like to un-subscribe
ashesofwakes: yes
playz5373: if so we will continue to e-mail, IM, mail, etc. you
playz5373: until you are officially marked out of state, out of country, deceased, or unavaiable, or other reason
playz5373: http://www.quaker.org/hlekweni/products.html
playz5373: please unsubscribe at our web site there
playz5373: process may take up to 24 hours and may not be avaiable in all climate zones


blocked him on AIM after the last line, WTF

[Chacrana]

this guy just contacted me, WTF:

playz5373: hey ash
ashesofwakes: yo
playz5373: what's up, ash
ashesofwakes: not much...who this be
playz5373: yeah
playz5373: so, what's happenin', hip cat?
playz5373: ash
playz5373: you there
playz5373: ash
ashesofwakes: yea...
playz5373: ok
playz5373: well this has been a pretty weird im conversation so far
ashesofwakes: indeed
playz5373: so can you try to just act normal for once
ashesofwakes: nope
playz5373: i mean i dont want to be corrupt with all hiv and shit just because you have it
playz5373: Be still, my beating heart!
ashesofwakes: ...
playz5373: We use any information you give us about yourself only to conduct our business with you. We may send you occasional mailings, but will not do so if you tell us not to. We will not rent or sell information about you to any other person or company without your permission. This statement is under construction, and we welcome your comments.
playz5373: the truth is... i'm selling stuff
ashesofwakes: pretty gross
playz5373: well i got your screen name
playz5373: it's not permanently on our mailing list, you see
playz5373: but it can be if you do not unsubscribe
playz5373: we got it from an an agreement with you, good sir Charles the IIIrd
playz5373: (or so your sign-up name was0
playz5373: and when you agreed to the Terms of Service upon our great community of wisdom, courage, and compulsion
playz5373: you also agreed to let us send you im's, e-mails, and phone calls
playz5373: would you care to see any product listings
ashesofwakes: nope
playz5373: would you like to un-subscribe
ashesofwakes: yes
playz5373: if so we will continue to e-mail, IM, mail, etc. you
playz5373: until you are officially marked out of state, out of country, deceased, or unavaiable, or other reason
playz5373: http://www.quaker.org/hlekweni/products.html
playz5373: please unsubscribe at our web site there
playz5373: process may take up to 24 hours and may not be avaiable in all climate zones


blocked him on AIM after the last line, WTF


See! I fucking told you guys. He's actually talking to me right now. I shall see what I can do.

Edit: You're talking to the scammer. Apparently, someone hacked his account and is trying to sell "chairz"

[magiic]

You should of gone to his address and knocked some sense into him with a golf club

[Chacrana]

You should of gone to his address and knocked some sense into him with a golf club

He's in boston

I gotta go on google earth and see this shithole where he lives.

[anomynous]

best thread ever

[Chacrana]

Still talking to him... some other CAG who I'm talking to on AIM is having a convo as well. Apparently, this guy is from TGN rather than CAG as some detective work helped to uncover. At least, that's what I think is the case... well anyway, new info soon.

[AshesofWake]

i don't have my AIM on TGN though....eh whatever lol

[RAMSTORIA]

Yeah, but being bored enough to carry that shit out for more than an hour?

i cant help but wonder why you placated him for more than an hour

[AngellicLulu]

[21:16] playz5373: my fukkin camera aint workin
[21:16] playz5373: ill fix it
[21:16] playz5373: i gotta replace tha film

[22:12] playz5373: plug in tha usb cord
[22:12] playz5373: and upload it!!

That had me laughing for awhile. Film for a USB camera... ok sure :roll:

[AshesofWake]

fellow CAG wanted me to post this, it's his convo with the guy:


[18:42] adultswimbuddha: yo
[18:42] adultswimbuddha: i herd u sell games
[18:42] Meebo Message: playz5373 is online
[18:42] playz5373: yeah
[18:43] playz5373: did u send me an order
[18:43] Meebo Message: playz5373 is online
[18:43] playz5373: in tha past week
[18:43] adultswimbuddha: no
[18:43] adultswimbuddha: what games u got
[18:43] playz5373: also if u got an im about chairz furniturte ETC THATS NOT FUCKIN ME
[18:43] playz5373: SO STOP ASKIN
[18:43] playz5373: if not sorry for the language
[18:43] playz5373: name somehtin i guses
[18:43] adultswimbuddha: i need that one game
[18:43] adultswimbuddha: that one shitty one
[18:43] adultswimbuddha: umm
[18:43] adultswimbuddha: e.t.
[18:44] adultswimbuddha: that was it
[18:44] adultswimbuddha: for the nes
[18:44] playz5373: which
[18:44] playz5373: for playstation?
[18:44] playz5373: we have a game called one
[18:44] adultswimbuddha: no
[18:44] playz5373: for what systrem
[18:44] adultswimbuddha: i need e.t. for nes
[18:44] adultswimbuddha: nintendo
[18:45] playz5373: what site r u from
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: yo remember dat multi cart that came with every sega master system?
[18:45] playz5373: gin or tgn
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: tgn
[18:45] playz5373: gamespot
[18:45] playz5373: gamefaqs
[18:45] playz5373: ok tgn
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: trade gaems now
[18:45] playz5373: i have many e.t. games
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: aight neway
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: e.t. for nes
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: and you no that game
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: dat came wit every sega master system?
[18:45] adultswimbuddha: umm
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: super mario bros/safari hunt
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: the multicart
[18:46] playz5373: i have sega master systems
[18:46] playz5373: duck hunt
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: got the super mario bros/safari hunt
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: no no no
[18:46] playz5373: yaeh itz the same thing
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: duck hunt was for nes
[18:46] playz5373: as safari hunt
[18:46] playz5373: its come with mario
[18:46] playz5373: yeah
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: no
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: safari hunt was diff
[18:46] adultswimbuddha: safari hunt was the sega master system version
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: u no how nintendo let sega use mario for that?
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: it was the super mario bros/safari hunt for sega master system
[18:47] playz5373: yea
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: pimp game
[18:47] playz5373: i have it
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: rly?
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: got ne pics?
[18:47] playz5373: pimp my ride?
[18:47] playz5373: i have that for psp
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: no no no
[18:47] playz5373: $40
[18:47] adultswimbuddha: i'm saying the sega game is pimp
[18:48] adultswimbuddha: 40?
[18:48] adultswimbuddha: u crazy?
[18:48] adultswimbuddha: dude
[18:48] adultswimbuddha: thats a hell of a deal
[18:48] adultswimbuddha: got pics?
[18:48] playz5373: im not doing pics
[18:48] playz5373: all my stuff is new
[18:48] playz5373: sometimez the namez r dfrnt
[18:48] playz5373: im not crazyt
[18:48] playz5373: ok what do u want
[18:48] playz5373: give me a list
[18:49] adultswimbuddha: yo yo yo
[18:49] adultswimbuddha: wait nig
[18:49] adultswimbuddha: were u from
[18:49] playz5373: boston
[18:49] adultswimbuddha: sweet
[18:49] playz5373: if ur from the city area i will not sell
[18:49] playz5373: i only do out of state orders thru mail
[18:50] playz5373: itz for conveience i guesz
[18:50] adultswimbuddha: no shit man
[18:50] adultswimbuddha: smart busnis
[18:50] adultswimbuddha: aight i want super mario bros/safari hunt for sega master system
[18:50] adultswimbuddha: i also want that one really good game that came out for gamecube
[18:50] playz5373: which region
[18:50] playz5373: super mario sunshine
[18:51] adultswimbuddha: no
[18:51] adultswimbuddha: lmk yo
[18:51] playz5373: itz a wii game to
[18:51] playz5373: ok
[18:51] playz5373: so what do u want
[18:51] playz5373: pimp my ride and duck hunt?
[18:51] adultswimbuddha: oh i remember the game now
[18:51] adultswimbuddha: no
[18:51] adultswimbuddha: man dont get it twisted
[18:52] playz5373: ok i have it
[18:52] playz5373: i remember the name
[18:52] adultswimbuddha: okay
[18:52] playz5373: so ur up 2 $75 now
[18:52] adultswimbuddha: i want super mario bros/safari hunt (multi cart) for sega master system but I DONT WANT PIMP MY RIDE
[18:52] playz5373: plus shipping n tax
[18:52] playz5373: well then
[18:53] playz5373: subtrac $75 from $40
[18:53] playz5373: + add tax
[18:53] playz5373: n u get $60
[18:53] playz5373: cuz of tax
[18:53] playz5373: thatz why its a lil extra
[18:53] adultswimbuddha: i want super mario bros/safari hunt for sega master system and i want kingdom hearts double pack for gamecube
[18:53] adultswimbuddha: you got the kingdom hearts double pack right?
[18:53] adultswimbuddha: that game is sick
[18:53] playz5373: yea
[18:53] playz5373: i have a few
[18:53] playz5373: there pretty ho
[18:53] playz5373: so u betta order quik
[18:53] playz5373: also where do u live
[18:53] adultswimbuddha: cali
[18:54] adultswimbuddha: aight you got the bonus disk that came with the kingdom hearts double pack?
[18:54] adultswimbuddha: mushroom kingdom hearts is what its called
[18:54] playz5373: yea
[18:54] playz5373: it has 2 gamez n 1
[18:54] playz5373: kindom heartz 1 n 2
[18:54] adultswimbuddha: do you have mushroom kingdom hearts?
[18:54] playz5373: for ps2?
[18:54] adultswimbuddha: no gamecube
[18:54] playz5373: itz called kingdom heartz final ++
[18:54] playz5373: and itz in japanese only
[18:54] playz5373: same game
[18:55] playz5373: only on ps2
[18:55] adultswimbuddha: i want the gamecube one though
[18:55] adultswimbuddha: you have it right???
[18:55] adultswimbuddha: and of course i want the japanese oen
[18:55] adultswimbuddha: man the american one is too rare
[18:55] playz5373: jeez
[18:55] playz5373: i have something similar
[18:55] adultswimbuddha: aight good enuff i gues
[18:56] adultswimbuddha: yo wait wait wait
[18:56] playz5373: so ur up to $105 now
[18:56] adultswimbuddha: dude
[18:56] adultswimbuddha: no
[18:56] adultswimbuddha: i'd be ripping you off
[18:56] adultswimbuddha: i'll up it to 200
[18:56] adultswimbuddha: but u gotta do me a favo
[18:57] adultswimbuddha: favr
[18:57] adultswimbuddha: favor
[18:57] playz5373: itz brand new
[18:57] adultswimbuddha: $200 for both of the games if you can get me pix???
[18:57] adultswimbuddha: plz man
[18:57] adultswimbuddha: i can sent a western union wire transfer thing tomorrow plz plz plzzz
[18:58] adultswimbuddha: mayb today if u hury
[18:58] playz5373: $220
[18:58] playz5373: for which onez?
[18:58] playz5373: also u send first
[18:58] playz5373: and give me ur adress
[18:58] adultswimbuddha: no duh im a bueyer
[18:58] playz5373: also i only accept $$4
[18:58] playz5373: or credit
[18:58] playz5373: no western union shit
[18:59] adultswimbuddha: i want super mario bros/safari hunt for sega master system and kingdom hearts double pack with the mushroom kingdom haerts for gamecube
[18:59] adultswimbuddha: ill send 250 cash
[18:59] adultswimbuddha: but i need pix first
[18:59] adultswimbuddha: i can send tomoz
[18:59] playz5373: 395 washington st
[18:59] playz5373: boston, ma 02108
[18:59] playz5373: send it thar
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: aight
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: pix tho?
[19:00] playz5373: 4 what
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: of teh games
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: and upload em
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: plz
[19:00] playz5373: well itz in my trunk
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: go out real quick
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: ill pay 300
[19:00] adultswimbuddha: plz oh plz
[19:01] playz5373: itll be a min hol on
[19:01] adultswimbuddha: ty ty ty
[19:01] playz5373: maybe like 10 or so
[19:02] adultswimbuddha: can u get them in 20 mins top?
[19:02] adultswimbuddha: i gtg soon dude
[19:03] adultswimbuddha: u gettin them?
[19:15] adultswimbuddha: aight u there?
[19:15] adultswimbuddha: man im gettin lonly w/o those games...
[19:21] playz5373: http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2483/duckhuntjy9.jpg
[19:21] playz5373: also it lookz a bit weird ikno
[19:21] playz5373: becuz um
[19:21] playz5373: itz the pre release ver
[19:21] adultswimbuddha: oh shit man
[19:21] adultswimbuddha: i may have to pay more
[19:21] playz5373: lol
[19:21] adultswimbuddha: got the pix for kingdom hearts?
[19:21] adultswimbuddha: man ur fucking sweet
[19:21] playz5373: obviously
[19:21] adultswimbuddha: link?
[19:22] playz5373: have u bought from me b/4
[19:22] adultswimbuddha: no
[19:22] adultswimbuddha:
[19:22] playz5373: ok i have great feedbak
[19:22] playz5373: wat system wuz kingdom hearts 4
[19:22] playz5373: gamecube or wii?>
[19:22] playz5373: becuz i took pics of both
[19:22] adultswimbuddha: i'll take em both
[19:22] adultswimbuddha:
[19:22] adultswimbuddha: 400 total plz
[19:22] adultswimbuddha: its all ig ot
[19:23] playz5373: wtf
[19:23] adultswimbuddha: ?
[19:23] playz5373: u mean $400?
[19:23] adultswimbuddha: yes
[19:23] adultswimbuddha: for all the games
[19:23] adultswimbuddha: plz
[19:23] adultswimbuddha: its all i got
[19:23] playz5373: well r u gon send check
[19:23] adultswimbuddha: cash
[19:23] playz5373: well thats a fine price
[19:24] playz5373: but u jus wanted 2 games?
[19:24] adultswimbuddha: no with the wii version
[19:24] playz5373: so kingdom hearts for what system
[19:24] adultswimbuddha: both
[19:24] adultswimbuddha: wii and gamecube
[19:24] adultswimbuddha: pix?
[19:25] playz5373: its wii and gc
[19:25] adultswimbuddha: oh
[19:25] adultswimbuddha: okay
[19:25] adultswimbuddha: pix plz?
[19:25] playz5373: ok
[19:27] adultswimbuddha: ??
[19:27] adultswimbuddha: got em?
[19:27] playz5373: yea of course
[19:27] playz5373: here it is homes
[19:27] adultswimbuddha: omfg i cant wait
[19:28] playz5373: what
[19:28] playz5373: http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6240/kingdomom9.jpg
[19:28] adultswimbuddha: ty ty
[19:28] playz5373: brand new pic
[19:28] playz5373: so u wanted that for $400?
[19:29] playz5373: and safari hunt?
[19:29] adultswimbuddha: yes
[19:29] adultswimbuddha: whats ur addy again
[19:29] playz5373: send it out 2 philip monez
[19:29] playz5373: 395 washington st
[19:29] playz5373: boston ma 02108
[19:29] playz5373: what r u gonna be payin with
[19:30] playz5373: also whats ur adress so i can send to
[19:30] playz5373: i will send after i get ur $$
[19:30] playz5373: ok
[19:30] adultswimbuddha: aight
[19:30] adultswimbuddha: stewart creada
[19:31] playz5373: i need an addy
[19:31] playz5373: also do u mean $400
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: 106 gatorst street
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: yes
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: 400 bucks
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: stewart creada
[19:31] playz5373: ok jus wodnerin
[19:31] playz5373: thats how much the game is worth
[19:31] playz5373: ok stewart
[19:31] playz5373: u wont be dissappointed
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: k
[19:31] playz5373: i hav played it and its great
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: i know
[19:31] adultswimbuddha: i love it
[19:31] playz5373: sometimez the game comes for another console but
[19:31] playz5373: itz da sme game n shit
[19:32] playz5373: also u might need a gameboy player 2 play it
[19:32] playz5373: chain of memory or something
[19:32] adultswimbuddha: rly?
[19:32] playz5373: the title mite be dfrnt
[19:32] adultswimbuddha: include it plz
[19:32] playz5373: ok
[19:32] playz5373: also if u want 2 deal with me again my other sn will be
[19:32] playz5373: well ill just add u 2 my list i havent decided yet
[19:32] playz5373: this annoyin fukker keeps buggin me
[19:32] adultswimbuddha: my addy is
stewart creada
106 gatorst street
LA, californa
[19:32] adultswimbuddha: who
[19:32] playz5373: some guy i guess
[19:33] playz5373: how do u block some1
[19:33] playz5373: hez tryin2 scam me
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: oh shit
[19:33] playz5373: can u block some1 on aim or not
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: trying to scam you
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: ?
[19:33] playz5373: if not ill just make a new name
[19:33] playz5373: and add u 2 my list
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: wait
[19:33] playz5373: so we can discuss business again
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: yo wait
[19:33] playz5373: stewart
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: chacrana?
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: he tried scammin me
[19:33] playz5373: who
[19:33] playz5373: someone named cheng
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: some guy named chacranajxy tried scammin me
[19:33] adultswimbuddha: yeah
[19:33] playz5373: some chinese dude i guess
[19:34] adultswimbuddha: joshua cheng or summit
[19:34] playz5373: chacranajaxy is the same guy
[19:34] playz5373: dont deal with him
[19:34] adultswimbuddha: ty
[19:34] playz5373: ty?
[19:34] adultswimbuddha: tank you
[19:34] adultswimbuddha: i send tomoz okay?
[19:34] playz5373: ok
[19:34] playz5373: yea thats cool
[19:34] adultswimbuddha: wait
[19:35] adultswimbuddha: whats ur fone number?
[19:35] playz5373: lol why u want that
[19:35] playz5373: email me
[19:35] adultswimbuddha: so i can call u
[19:35] playz5373: phils@aol.comhttp://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2483/duckhuntjy9.jpg">
[19:35] playz5373: gimmie ur number and ill call u
[19:35] playz5373: i promise
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: its not for me
[19:36] playz5373: about our gamez n shit
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: my friends from work would buy some games
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: but they dont know how to use a computer
[19:36] playz5373: also i have 2 adresses
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: so i give them a number and they call
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: so wats ur numba
[19:36] playz5373: jus use that one
[19:36] playz5373: my phones no tworking
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: oh
[19:36] adultswimbuddha: cell fone?
[19:36] playz5373: i gotta go
[19:37] adultswimbuddha: no wait man
[19:37] adultswimbuddha: got any way that my friends can call you?
[19:37] adultswimbuddha: they'd so buy summit from u dude
[19:37] playz5373: jus tell them 2 email me
[19:37] adultswimbuddha: they dont no how to use a pc
[19:37] playz5373: philipm@aol.com or phils@aol.comhttp://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2483/duckhuntjy9.jpg">
[19:37] adultswimbuddha: and they dont got no internets
[19:37] playz5373: gimmie their nos
[19:37] playz5373: and ill call them
[19:37] playz5373: and thier namez to
[19:37] playz5373: so i cna sort dat shit out
[19:37] adultswimbuddha: ill ask dem
[19:38] playz5373: also do they block telemarketers
[19:38] playz5373: jus curious
[19:38] adultswimbuddha: but i think itd be best if dey called u man
[19:38] adultswimbuddha: cuz i don't know their numbas tbh
[19:38] playz5373: also this name will continue to be in use by chair sellerz so
[19:38] playz5373: ill add u 2 my new name
[19:38] playz5373: becuz some other fukk is annoyin me and i dont sell chairz
[19:39] playz5373: ill write ur name down
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: aight nig wait
[19:39] playz5373: and ill send ur stuff out sometime
[19:39] playz5373: u send first
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: wait wait wait
[19:39] playz5373: and give me delivery confrim
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: i no but wait
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: k
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: but wait
[19:39] playz5373: wat
[19:39] playz5373: i wait for no one
[19:39] playz5373: except buyers
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: my friends will buy
[19:39] playz5373: so ur buyin so ill wait
[19:39] playz5373: also if there in boston i dont sell there
[19:39] adultswimbuddha: but they need a number
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: naw we all in cali
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: we work together
[19:40] playz5373: ok well gimmie their nos and ill call\
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: they just need a numba to call man
[19:40] playz5373: i dont have time 4 this shit
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: i cant give out their numbas
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: i dont know them
[19:40] playz5373: i dont have 1
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: they at work
[19:40] playz5373: my phone broke i guess
[19:40] playz5373: ill get one @ kmart later
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: rly?
[19:40] playz5373: then ill give u my number
[19:40] adultswimbuddha: i love kmart
[19:41] adultswimbuddha: ok thanks
[19:41] playz5373: ok
[19:41] playz5373: i use to work there but now i work at kfc
[19:41] adultswimbuddha: i give you delivery confirmation tomoz okay?
[19:41] playz5373: i am the broom king
[19:41] playz5373: jk its a joke we have
[19:41] playz5373: at kfc
[19:41] adultswimbuddha: u give me your numba tomoz right?
[19:41] playz5373: well ill hvae a new sn
[19:41] playz5373: becuz some chinse guyt is tryin to scam me
[19:41] playz5373: the guy u traded w/ b4
[19:41] playz5373: also happy saint patrix day
[19:42] playz5373: ill give u free shipping for it
[19:42] adultswimbuddha: rly?
[19:42] adultswimbuddha: tanks
[19:42] playz5373: so jus send $400 and thatll befine
[19:42] adultswimbuddha: hey wait
[19:42] playz5373: i gotta get in im laready runnin late
[19:42] adultswimbuddha: u no where barnes and noble is? i need a book
[19:42] playz5373: not not very much

[Chacrana]

I had my event... not as eventful as last time, but still:

[17:33] playz5373: yo
[17:33] Chacranajxy: hey
[17:33] Chacranajxy: did you get the check yet?
[17:33] playz5373: wait forget that for now
[17:33] playz5373: someone hacked my account
[17:33] playz5373: and is using it to advertise some weird business
[17:33] playz5373: if the person is selling gamez its me
[17:33] playz5373: if theyre selling some chairz n shit DONT BELIEVE EM
[17:33] playz5373: also whats your name
[17:33] playz5373: i got a few checks last week
[17:33] Chacranajxy: Joshua Chang
[17:33] playz5373: and if u didnt get anything from me
[17:34] playz5373: it probably got lost n tha mail
[17:34] playz5373: hold on cheng let me chek for ya
[17:36] playz5373: ok well i checked all my checkz
[17:36] playz5373: i had some
[17:36] playz5373: and i didnt have any from cheng homes
[17:37] playz5373: did you use another name
[17:37] Chacranajxy: shit... can I resend the check then
[17:37] playz5373: sometimes i use other namez
[17:37] playz5373: not for any reason
[17:37] playz5373: just sometimes it happenz
[17:37] Chacranajxy: yeah, but it must've gotten lost in the mail or something
[17:37] playz5373: r u louis
[17:37] playz5373: that guy told me hez chinese
[17:37] playz5373: cheng sounds chinese to me
[17:37] Chacranajxy: It's Croatian
[17:37] playz5373: what
[17:37] playz5373: also did u get an im
[17:37] playz5373: about chairz
[17:37] playz5373: and mailing listz
[17:37] Chacranajxy: no
[17:37] playz5373: ok good
[17:37] playz5373: that was not me
[17:38] playz5373: some fucktard set me up on a bot
[17:38] Chacranajxy: I would like to buy some chairs though honestly
[17:38] playz5373: i tried to have it set up
[17:38] playz5373: to advertise ebay
[17:38] playz5373: but they did it for their biz
[17:38] playz5373: dont believe them
[17:38] playz5373: well i can sell chairz i guess
[17:38] playz5373: if u want them
[17:38] Chacranajxy: yeah, what do you have
[17:38] playz5373: like anything i guess
[17:38] playz5373: hola
[17:38] playz5373: we have chinese chairs
[17:38] playz5373: or crotoar
[17:38] playz5373: whateva
[17:39] playz5373: is that kool
[17:39] Chacranajxy: I'm not Chinese and I'm offended by that comment
[17:39] playz5373: well ill give you 10% off
[17:39] playz5373: r u in boston
[17:39] playz5373: cuz i dont do boston orderz
[17:39] playz5373: or any in ma
[17:39] Chacranajxy: I'm in Boston
[17:39] Chacranajxy: but wait
[17:39] playz5373: and i dont meet up anymore for orderz
[17:39] playz5373: i only ship.
[17:39] Chacranajxy: I really, raelly want to buy a chair
[17:39] Chacranajxy: why can't I pick it up?
[17:40] playz5373: well
[17:40] playz5373: whatz ur adress
[17:40] playz5373: like r u near
[17:40] playz5373: washingotn st
[17:40] Chacranajxy: I know where that is
[17:40] playz5373: well i usually only sell out of state
[17:40] Chacranajxy: but before that, how much for a chair, and where do I send the check
[17:40] playz5373: thru the internet
[17:40] playz5373: also if u get an ad
[17:40] playz5373: about getting info from emails and shit
[17:40] playz5373: datz not me
[17:40] playz5373: itz on my screen name but its not fukkin me
[17:40] playz5373: i hvae all these weird fux on my list now
[17:40] playz5373: the chair well
[17:40] playz5373: how much do u wanna pay
[17:41] playz5373: do u want a new chair or a used one
[17:41] playz5373: a rare chair?
[17:41] playz5373: etc
[17:41] Chacranajxy: I'd like a free, new chair
[17:41] playz5373: what do u mean, free
[17:41] Chacranajxy: well
[17:41] Chacranajxy: it's free
[17:41] playz5373: no
[17:41] Chacranajxy: and...
[17:41] Chacranajxy: fine, $20
[17:41] playz5373: i dont do charity
[17:41] playz5373: well for $20
[17:41] playz5373: i sell gamez too
[17:41] Chacranajxy: I'm not really into gamez anymore
[17:41] playz5373: like i have all types of rare wunz
[17:41] playz5373: ok a chair um
[17:41] Chacranajxy: I want a chair
[17:41] playz5373: i dont know what its claled
[17:41] playz5373: name a chair
[17:42] playz5373: also i dont really want to meet up
[17:42] playz5373: id prefer to ship out of state
[17:42] playz5373: i mean we can meet up but
[17:42] Chacranajxy: Well, there's a company called Sauder
[17:42] playz5373: ok
[17:42] Chacranajxy: and they have chairs that are electronic
[17:42] Chacranajxy: that have rumbling
[17:43] playz5373: r u in boston right now
[17:43] Chacranajxy: yeah
[17:43] Chacranajxy: I live here
[17:43] Chacranajxy: btw, do you have a catalog
[17:43] Chacranajxy: or a list or something
[17:43] playz5373: no
[17:43] Chacranajxy: where I can see whatever stuff you have
[17:43] playz5373: u name i have it probably tho
[17:43] playz5373: we have alot her
[17:43] playz5373: e
[17:43] Chacranajxy: well, I saw this: http://www.quaker.org/hlekweni/products.html and I thought it mite be your list
[17:44] playz5373: wtf
[17:44] playz5373: i told you
[17:44] Chacranajxy: Are you that lady in the pic. from Mozambique?
[17:45] playz5373: no
[17:45] playz5373: i told you
[17:45] playz5373: thatz not my site
[17:45] playz5373: i told u already
[17:45] Chacranajxy: no you didn't
[17:45] playz5373: im not gonna tell u da name but
[17:45] playz5373: i tried 2 set up a bot
[17:45] playz5373: for my ebay game salez n shit
[17:45] playz5373: someone set it up
[17:45] playz5373: to advertise their biz
[17:45] Chacranajxy: so where do I send the check for the chair
[17:45] Chacranajxy: I dont' care about storytime anymore
[17:46] Chacranajxy: shall I speed it up? You live at 395 Washington St, Boston, 02108
[17:46] playz5373: wtf
[17:46] playz5373: did i sell u shit before
[17:46] playz5373: well dont come here
[17:46] Chacranajxy: no... but I've been watching you for a while
[17:46] playz5373: just send it thru the mail
[17:46] playz5373: watching me?
[17:46] Chacranajxy: I'm going to knock some goddamn sense into you for trying to scam me
[17:46] playz5373: do i kno u
[17:46] playz5373: is this rob
[17:46] playz5373: if itz rob ill send u the fukkin game
[17:46] Chacranajxy: well I might rob you
[17:46] playz5373: what
[17:47] Chacranajxy: you've got 2 days to send my stuff
[17:47] Chacranajxy: Joshua Chang
[17:47] Chacranajxy: remember that name
[17:47] Chacranajxy: got it?
[17:47] playz5373: i already send it
[17:47] Chacranajxy: you lie
[17:47] playz5373: it got lost in the mail
[17:47] Chacranajxy: making excuses now?
[17:47] playz5373: also i receive check first
[17:47] playz5373: did i get ur check
[17:47] Chacranajxy: you said you didn't get my check, so why would you send my stuff?
[17:48] Chacranajxy: you scammed me and now I'm going to get you back
[17:48] playz5373: i didnt i guess
[17:48] playz5373: its all here
[17:48] playz5373: i got u mixed up with s/1 else
[17:48] Chacranajxy: I want you to send me my $192 back
[17:48] Chacranajxy: this is not an option
[17:48] Chacranajxy: I know where you are
[17:48] Chacranajxy: I have your address
[17:48] Chacranajxy: to your trailer
[17:48] playz5373: well 1st of all
[17:48] playz5373: thatz not my trailor adress
[17:49] Chacranajxy: second, it's spelled trailer, dumb fuck
[17:49] playz5373: wow
[17:49] playz5373: im not doin business with u
[17:49] Chacranajxy: I'm going to knock your fucking teeth out with a golf club
[17:49] Chacranajxy: now you will finish this transaction
[17:49] Chacranajxy: or I will break you
[17:49] playz5373: lol
[17:49] playz5373: u dont scare me
[17:49] playz5373: u lil bitch
[17:50] playz5373: i already sent ur shit
[17:50] Chacranajxy: lawlawlawlawlawl I no were you live
[17:50] playz5373: i can send out a replacement game
[17:50] Chacranajxy: so if i dont get it
[17:50] Chacranajxy: ur in sum trouble
[17:50] Chacranajxy: k?
[17:50] playz5373: no
[17:50] playz5373: ill come over 2 ur place
[17:50] playz5373: whatz ur adress btw
[17:51] playz5373: i am jus curious
[17:51] Chacranajxy: YOU SENT MY fuckING PACKAGE SO YOU SHOULD GODDAMN MOTHERfuckING KNOW, YOU SHIT-CUNT
[17:51] playz5373: lol
[17:51] playz5373: u don scare me fuk
[17:52] playz5373: jus send me ur addres again
[17:52] playz5373: so i can resend it
[17:52] Chacranajxy: you won't fuck around this time?
[17:53] playz5373: i never do
[17:53] playz5373: sometimez shit getz lost in tha mail
[17:53] Chacranajxy: my address is:
[17:53] Chacranajxy: 2441 Rockford Circle
[17:53] playz5373: ok
[17:53] playz5373: i need more info
[17:53] Chacranajxy: Trinton MA 69433
[17:53] playz5373: i dont send 2 ma
[17:54] playz5373: i only have till 7
[17:55] Chacranajxy: you don't send to MA
[17:55] Chacranajxy: ...
[17:55] Chacranajxy: I think we have a problem now
[17:55] playz5373: yea
[17:55] playz5373: u shouldve thought be4 u trade
[17:55] Chacranajxy: specifically, you have a problem
[17:55] playz5373: lol
[17:55] playz5373: well give me ur name
[17:56] playz5373: and maybe ill send
[17:56] Chacranajxy: Joshua Chang
[17:56] playz5373: i thoguht u said cheng
[17:56] Chacranajxy: it has been chang all along
[17:56] playz5373: ok
[17:56] playz5373: do u want 2 order n e thing else
[17:56] Chacranajxy: no
[17:56] Chacranajxy: I just want my games
[17:56] Chacranajxy: do you remember what they were?
[17:56] playz5373: um
[17:56] playz5373: yea
[17:56] Chacranajxy: what were they?
[17:56] playz5373: i have them packed up so i cant read da titlez
[17:57] playz5373: but theyre right next 2 me
[17:57] Chacranajxy: don't fuck with me
[17:57] Chacranajxy: check
[17:57] playz5373: what
[17:57] playz5373: i dont open packagez
[17:57] playz5373: once theyre packed
[17:57] Chacranajxy: well you're going to have to
[17:57] playz5373: also i took tha bot off
[17:57] playz5373: so u wont be gettin shit about chairz n e more
[17:57] Chacranajxy: what the fuck is a bot?
[17:57] Chacranajxy: oh, that bot
[17:57] playz5373: u set it up on aim
[17:57] Chacranajxy: the one that... you are
[17:57] playz5373: 2 bother random im namez all day
[17:57] playz5373: about buyin shit
[17:57] Chacranajxy: yeah... funny how that works...
[17:58] playz5373: if ur no gonna buy anthin ill have 2 speak with u 2morrow
[17:58] Chacranajxy: when you ship my stuff?
[17:58] playz5373: or ill send out later
[17:59] Chacranajxy: wait, do you have anything else to sell?
[17:59] Chacranajxy: like those chairs?
[17:59] Chacranajxy: could I get a pic before I buy?
[17:59] Chacranajxy: I'll up my price to $70 for a Chinese chair
[17:59] Chacranajxy: as long as it's made of wood or plastic
[17:59] playz5373: dude
[17:59] playz5373: i dont sell 2 MA
[18:00] Chacranajxy: I have a PO Box that's in Illinois
[18:00] Chacranajxy: just send it there if you have to
[18:00] Chacranajxy: I commute between MA and IL so I can pick it up
[18:00] Chacranajxy: I just want a frickin' chair
[18:00] playz5373: i have pix in my trunk itll be a min or two
[18:00] playz5373: like 5 mins
[18:00] Chacranajxy: okay thats fine
[18:21] playz5373: ok im back
[18:21] Chacranajxy: have the picture?
[18:22] playz5373: yea
[18:22] Chacranajxy: I do need to see it
[18:22] playz5373: itll be a min
[18:23] playz5373: i have it i jus forget how 2 upload it
[18:23] Chacranajxy: no, you're sending other pics to other people you're dealing with
[18:24] playz5373: no
[18:24] playz5373: y would usay that
[18:25] Chacranajxy: I told you, I'm watching
[18:25] Chacranajxy: now send me the pics
[18:25] playz5373: i am in tryin 2 work it
[18:31] playz5373: i will deal with u 2morrow
[18:32] Chacranajxy: wtf
[18:32] Chacranajxy: why not now?
[18:33] playz5373: i would but um
[18:34] playz5373: igotta go yea
[18:34] Chacranajxy: wait
[18:34] Chacranajxy: wait
[18:34] Chacranajxy: wait
[18:34] Chacranajxy: wait
[18:34] Chacranajxy: wait
[18:34] Chacranajxy: I want to see the pic
[18:34] playz5373: ill show it 2 u tomorrow
[18:34] playz5373: can u block any1 on aim or not
[18:34] playz5373: btws
[18:34] playz5373: i am jus wonderin
[18:34] Chacranajxy: no, you can't
[18:34] playz5373: oh
[18:34] Chacranajxy: you can on yahoo
[18:34] Chacranajxy: and MSN
[18:34] Chacranajxy: but not AIM
[18:35] playz5373: well ill see u 2morrow then
[18:35] Chacranajxy: yeah
[18:42] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun Mar 18 18:42:19 2007.










Apparently, he's operating out of a Barnes and Noble... at least, that's the address he's been giving everyone. That seems ridiculous, but if this guy is trying to scam people, he wouldn't use his normal address... probably where he works.

[SneakyPenguin]

I had a near identical conversation about 2 years ago with Rozz. I think I still even have it saved somewhere.

[Pookymeister]

I plan on running for President.
My platform? Sterilization of everyone with an IQ like this guy.

[ratzombie]

Apparently, he's operating out of a Barnes and Noble... at least, that's the address he's been giving everyone. That seems ridiculous, but if this guy is trying to scam people, he wouldn't use his normal address... probably where he works.
I'd try getting the number for that B&N, and asking a manager if they have an employee by the name of "Philip Monez" the last name is probably made up, but it's possible the first name is real. It's a long shot, but it'd be worth getting this guy in trouble/fired.

[evanft]

We should trade with him just for the fuck of it. Like, send him really shitty games or something covered in gay porn.

[Z-Saber]

We should trade with him just for the fuck of it. Like, send him really shitty games or something covered in gay porn.Take a game you don't care for, print out his uber-awesome hax0rzed MS Paint pics of the game you request, tape it to the disc, and when you talk to him, get confused about who was sending the games.

[Strell]

I totally have "Mario Twins: Legends of the Hidden Temple Lords" - the collector's edition - for trade. Everything is mint.

[Salmonday]

I don't IM like all the cool kids, but I had to make an account just to find this guy. While the OP couldn't drive him to say anything intelligent, I felt he could be driven to say something really hilarious. iChat excerpt as follows. For the record, I don't live in Puget Sound. Plus, I substituted my CAG handle instead of the generic trash of my throwaway IM handle.

playz5373: so u lookin to trade
playz5373: or buy
salmonday: either or. i dont have much to trade
playz5373: thats cool cuz i sell or trade
playz5373: where u live?
salmonday: i live on Puget Sound
playz5373: where the fuk is that??
playz5373: what contry?
salmonday: its on the Pacific Ocean
salmonday: but dont worry
salmonday: I have US mailing address
playz5373: thats good
salmonday: and I even speak Amaerican
playz5373: ya i see that man
salmonday: but i don’t think my mailing address is near you
playz5373: thats how i need to do it cuz i cant do business in MA
playz5373: only out of the state
salmonday: So you’re in MA? i have a cousin in Amherst.
playz5373: no shit?
salmonday: I’m visiting him soon. i could come trade then.
playz5373: no man i said i can’t do that here. u haveta be out of state
salmonday: but im not a resident of MA
playz5373: dont matter tats the way it is
salmonday: ok, ok. well let’s get to business then. I’m surprised you have stuff on my list.
playz5373: i have almost all games
playz5373: wat u need?
salmonday: i have a hard time finding games because I have a PSX
playz5373: u mean PSP
salmonday: no. its called PSX. It’s like a PS2 but bigger. it only came out in Japan and only plays Japanese games
playz5373: does it play ps2 games
salmonday: only Japanese games. if it tries to play an american game it shuts down.
playz5373: that sux
playz5373: but i prolly have games u need
salmonday: well the game I’ve been looking for for years is BukkakeSaGa
playz5373: ill look here
playz5373: ya i got that
salmonday: for real? the whole collection? BukkakeSaGa is a whole bunch of games together
playz5373: i got it all
playz5373: says it works on ps1 ps2 ps3 and psx
salmonday: ps1? that must mean it has the Bukkake: RearAdmiral pack-in.
playz5373: ya it has the packin
salmonday: i’ll bet. is it new?
playz5373: rare never open
salmonday: that’s too bad. I prefer my Bukkake a little more used and abused
playz5373: u want used?
salmonday: Bukkake plays better when its used and, you know, a little dirty
playz5373: whatever i can get u used
salmonday: i need to be used
playz5373: it wont be much cheaper
playz5373: cuz its so rare tho
salmonday: that’s ok. Bukakke always makes you feel cheap and easy
playz5373: id say $150
salmonday: really? for all nine dicks
playz5373: 9 dvds is taht right?
salmonday: BukkakeSaGa uses nine dicks.
playz5373: ur spellin is funny
playz5373: lol
playz5373: ok mine sux too
salmonday: and you’ll make sure all nine come at once?
playz5373: theyl come in one package
salmonday: because I can’t imagine Bukkake without all nine coming all at once
playz5373: ya that no fun
playz5373: and i need $20 more for tax
playz5373: so $180 ok
playz5373: u should send first
salmonday: is it ok if i send cash?
playz5373: cash is awsome
playz5373: i can give u discount of $170 if u send money
salmonday: i can’t imagine not paying for Bukkake with cash
playz5373: ill send when i have money
salmonday: and youre sure you have all nine dicks with you?
playz5373: i have thm in my hand right now
playz5373: i can send a pix but not right away
playz5373: im having trouble hooking up my camera to my dsl right now
salmonday: that’s ok. im pretty sure you can take a picture of that any time
playz5373: for sure dawg
playz5373: like i sad it will be a while
salmonday: i don’t really need a picture of Bukkake
salmonday: but if you do, make sure you’re in the middle of all the Bukkake, ok?
playz5373: no i dont take pix with me and the stuff
salmonday: why not?
playz5373: well cuz i have to hold the camera!!!
salmonday: someone else could hold it. or you could use the camera’s timer
playz5373: i dont like having my pic took
playz5373: srry
salmonday: but your face would be covered
playz5373: huh?
salmonday: your face could be covered by all the Bukkake.
playz5373: thats stupid
salmonday: its ok. i don’t need a pic anyway. i’ll just imagine.
playz5373: just make sure u send first.
playz5373: u have my addres?
salmonday: not yet
salmonday: and of course.
salmonday: i’d expect to pay up front for Bukkake
playz5373: 395 Washington St, Boston, 02108
playz5373: phillip monez
playz5373: and put ur addy in with the money
playz5373: then ill get it and send ur game
salmonday: you don’t want my address now?
playz5373: no i can get it later if u want
salmonday: I should probably send an extra twenty bucks for postage, since I live in Puget Sound and all
playz5373: i ship all over the world
playz5373: so $20 should do it
playz5373: $200 total? k?
salmonday: i thought I had a discount. 170? +$20 to ship.
playz5373: ok $190
playz5373: ur gettin’ a sweet deal on these good games
salmonday: i should probably tell my friend
salmonday: he’s into Bukkake as much as i am
salmonday: you can get more Bukkake if he wants it too?
playz5373: i can have all the bukke wahtever you want. i have all of them
salmonday: you received every release of Bukkake on yourself? you must be into Bukkake too
playz5373: i just sell it
playz5373: but i play it sometimes on ps3
playz5373: fun game
salmonday: it really is. ill be sending money tomorrow first thing
playz5373: ok. dont forget my addy
salmonday: i won’t

[senorwoohoo]

Hahahaha, this can't be real.

[lordwow]

That is one of the funniest photoshops I've ever seen.

EDIT: He lives in Downtown Crossing?!?

That's like a shopping center.

EDIT 2:
Barnes & Noble Booksellers
(781) 749-3319
395 Washington St
Boston, MA 02108

EDIT 3:
So, for those of you that haven't been to DTX, the buildings there are massive, they probably have apartments above the stores. Also, I'm 95% sure the B&N Closed a month or two ago, I'll research.

EDIT 4:


Downtown Crossing is losing another landmark. First it was Filene's. Now Barnes & Noble across the street is closing June 30 after 30 years.

The bookstore couldn't reach agreement with its landlord on a new lease, according to a Barnes & Noble spokeswoman. The store, open since 1976, was one of the chain's first outside New York City. The newer Barnes & Noble at the Prudential Center, and Borders in Downtown Crossing, have cafés and sell music. Would lattes and CDs have staved off the closing?


So the B&N has been closed there for 9 months or so.

[naes]

That's it, I'm gonna have a conversation with him. I'll post it when I'm done.

EDIT: Damn! He's offline! And I even prewrote some shit...

[the3rdkey]

LOL. This is great!@!

[ratzombie]

I love how he insists not to deal with anyone from MA, like that isn't suspicious. :roll:

[lordwow]

I love how he insists not to deal with anyone from MA, like that isn't suspicious. :roll:

I'm tempted to go pay him a visit... and ask for BukakkeSaga.

[vivafriend5]

Timelessly funny!

[whoknows]

I can't resist anymore...I'm going to have a conversation with him about some rare games.

[Soodmeg]

So I'm playing DOA 4 online and some guy I don't know starts IMing me and trying to get me to buy some games. He claims he's either from TGN or IGN (he wasn't quite sure) and... well, here it is:
Jesus Christ.....can I get the cliff notes for that fucking novel?

Read the first half of it....priceless.

But i couldnt read anymore....I brain lacks the abliitly to read intentional misspelled words.

[martin8me]

playz5373: im having trouble hooking up my camera to my dsl right now
Camera? DSL? QTF!!!!

[KaneRobot]

Regalsin2020 pulled off the "pretend to be retarded" thing for months, I don't see what's so hard about some guy acting dumb for a few lengthy IMs.

[Chacrana]

Regalsin2020 pulled off the "pretend to be retarded" thing for months, I don't see what's so hard about some guy acting dumb for a few lengthy IMs.

Regalsin was legitimately retarded.

[Warner1281]

Regalsin was legitimately retarded.

Is he now trying to dable in scamming gamers?

[darthbudge]

BukakkeSaga! ROFLMAO! that is hilarious man, I shoulda thought about this lol.
Maybe I should log back into AOL just for messing with this guy lol.

[Warner1281]

Seriously... this guy is a complete idiot. It can't possibly be that f'ing hard to figure out where he lives and send a Boston CAG to pick up someone's game he never delivered. I'm not the most technically savy CAG, but can't someone run an IP trace or something while chatting with him on AIM? run a whois search or something to that affect. Just some thoughts.

[lordwow]

I believe you can trace his IP if you get him to Direct Connect.

[naes]

[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Hello. This is an automated message from the FBI. We have recieved many complaints about the AOL Instant Messenger User, playz5373. The complaint is as follows: "Philip Monez goes by the screen name of playz5373. He then proceeds into scamming the victim by offering video games that are very rare. I have sent him a money order, and have yet to recieve my product."
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: We will need your home telephone number, your house address and your cellular telephone number. We have traced your IP address and we will be contacting your ISP shortly. You are located on WASHINGTON ST BOSTON, MA 021808-5223.
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Please hold while we get FBI Agent Mulder to have a live chat with you.
[16:16] fbiscammerwatch: Hi, this is Agent Mulder.
[16:16] playz5373: hi first of all
[16:16] playz5373: u got da wrong guyh
[16:16] playz5373: dis aint philip monez its
[16:16] playz5373: louis tomez
[16:16] fbiscammerwatch: Philip Monez uses this account to scam.
[16:16] playz5373: no
[16:17] playz5373: if u saw my ebay account
[16:17] playz5373: i had above average
[16:17] playz5373: fb
[16:17] fbiscammerwatch: We have proof that a Philip Monez uses this account to scam.
[16:17] playz5373: ummm well
[16:17] playz5373: sometimez thangs get lost in the mail u see
[16:17] playz5373: and if they do
[16:17] fbiscammerwatch: Odd thing is, the address he gives out is at a Barnes and Noble.
[16:17] playz5373: the ppl have 2
[16:17] fbiscammerwatch: So, you admit to trading?
[16:17] playz5373: tell me 2 resend
[16:18] fbiscammerwatch: You ARE Philip Monez, correct?
[16:18] playz5373: u got tha wrong guy but 4 some reason i trade 2
[16:18] playz5373: there r many philip monez i guess
[16:18] playz5373: more than 1 a/t least
[16:18] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, we have proof that a Philip Monez uses the AOL Instant Messenger Handle "playz5373" to scam.
[16:18] playz5373: and tell me who needz some gamez
[16:18] playz5373: and ill send them
[16:18] playz5373: i kno phillip monez actually
[16:19] playz5373: hez a good guy but he
[16:19] playz5373: forget 2 send sum stuff
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: Speaking of that.
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: We have other complaints.
[16:19] playz5373: yea and hell send em all
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: Philip Monez SAYS he has games that actually don't exist.
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: And when the buyers send the payment, what does he do then?
[16:19] playz5373: he prolly made a mistake iguess
[16:19] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:20] playz5373: i kno him
[16:20] playz5373: and ive traded with him
[16:20] playz5373: and his games were 100% brand new
[16:20] fbiscammerwatch: You know him in real life?
[16:20] fbiscammerwatch: Do you?
[16:20] playz5373: do i what?
[16:20] fbiscammerwatch: Do you know Mr. Philip Monez in real life?
[16:20] playz5373: not not very much
[16:21] fbiscammerwatch: Do you?
[16:21] fbiscammerwatch: Are you acquaintances?
[16:21] playz5373: am i what
[16:21] playz5373: also did i trade with u
[16:21] fbiscammerwatch: Do you know Mr. Philip Monez in real life, Mr Tomez?
[16:22] playz5373: yea im tomez

[16:22] playz5373: i kno phillip
[16:22] playz5373: hez a good guy
[16:22] fbiscammerwatch: I am not a trader, I work for the FBI.
[16:22] playz5373: ok
[16:22] playz5373: well he was arrested a few yearz ago but
[16:22] playz5373: it was a mistake
[16:22] fbiscammerwatch: How was Mr. Monez using your account, Mr. Tomez?
[16:22] playz5373: is this how u got his sn
[16:22] playz5373: well we share an apartment i guses?
[16:22] fbiscammerwatch: You do?
[16:23] playz5373: he has another adress i guess
[16:23] playz5373: outside of bostn
[16:23] playz5373: u mi ght wanna contact him thar
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: How can he live in your apartment?
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: You previously stated "[16:20] playz5373: not not very much"
[16:23] playz5373: yea i kno him
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: And the question was if you knew him.
[16:23] playz5373: but not in u kno
[16:23] playz5373: "sexy way"
[16:23] playz5373: i thaught thats what u meant
[16:23] playz5373: i didn tkno him very much in that way
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, we are going to need your house address and your phone number.
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: We have traced your IP address and you are in Boston.
[16:24] playz5373: u already have it
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: We don't have the house number.
[16:24] playz5373: also y r u tracin me
[16:24] playz5373: phillip will be on later
[16:24] playz5373: u might wanna talk 2 him
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: You are part of an illegal scamming organization.
[16:24] playz5373: wtfg
[16:24] playz5373: me??
[16:24] fbiscammerwatch: Yes, you are assisting the criminal.
[16:25] playz5373: no
[16:25] playz5373: hes only been livin here a few weekz
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: And since the items are in your apartment, you are part of the crime. Possession is 9/10ths of the law in the US of A.
[16:25] playz5373: and ij ust let him use the internet
[16:25] playz5373: no
[16:25] playz5373: he shipz them out thruh his other adress
[16:25] playz5373: his trailor
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: But they are in your house.
[16:25] playz5373: he has 1 outside of boston
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: We have proof that he has the games AT YOUR APARTMENT.
[16:25] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Monez takes pictures of the games he is going to sell.
[16:26] playz5373: yea so
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: If the games were at his trailer outside of Boston, how does he take the pictures in your house?
[16:26] playz5373: he scanz them i guezz
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: You are legally responsible since the games are in your possession.
[16:26] playz5373: he hookz up a usb drive
[16:26] playz5373: no they r not
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: No, he uses a digital camera.
[16:26] playz5373: he takez them at his other addy
[16:26] playz5373: and cumz ova 2 mine
[16:26] playz5373: how do u kno lol
[16:26] fbiscammerwatch: We have proof. Mr. Tomez.
[16:26] playz5373: how about i make u a deal
[16:26] playz5373: i talk it out w/ him
[16:27] playz5373: and he will send out sum itemz 2 ppl
[16:27] playz5373: ok
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: He uses a digital camera to take the images and then proceeds in uploading them to "www.imageshack.us"
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: No, I'm sorry.
[16:27] playz5373: and if he sent u anythin
[16:27] playz5373: he will send ita gain
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: This has gone on for a while.
[16:27] playz5373: becuz it prolly got lost tha first time
[16:27] playz5373: whatz ur name and addy
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, how about I present you with a deal?
[16:27] playz5373: ok
[16:27] fbiscammerwatch: Do you have Mr. Monez's phone number in your possesson?
[16:27] playz5373: he has another addy in mattapan
[16:28] playz5373: ur gonna have 2 contakt him thar later
[16:28] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, do you have Mr. Monez's phone number in your possession?
[16:28] playz5373: no
[16:28] playz5373: i dont call him
[16:28] fbiscammerwatch: I want an honest answer now.
[16:28] fbiscammerwatch: How old are you, Mr. Tomez?
[16:28] playz5373: i dont
[16:28] playz5373: i am 27
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: You are 27? How about Mr. Monez.
[16:29] playz5373: i am not sure
[16:29] playz5373: around the same age i guess
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:29] playz5373: i went 2 skool w/ him
[16:29] playz5373: also y r u contactin me 4 him
[16:29] playz5373: i have nothin 2 do with this
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: Well, this must be worse for you. We here at the department were hoping that you and Mr. Monez were actually school age kids, and we could settle this easier.
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: Yes, you do, Mr. Tomez.
[16:29] fbiscammerwatch: The games WERE at your apartment.
[16:30] fbiscammerwatch: Legally, we can get you instead of Mr. Monez.
[16:30] playz5373: well what if his cousin
[16:30] playz5373: is under 18
[16:30] playz5373: can we say he did it
[16:30] playz5373: dis is jus between u and me
[16:30] fbiscammerwatch: You could, but the bureau monitors everything.
[16:30] playz5373: he lives around here tho
[16:30] fbiscammerwatch: And since they have this chatlog, they are aware of your previous statements.
[16:30] playz5373: he livez down eastern washington st
[16:31] playz5373: i dont kno his exact addy
[16:31] playz5373: but i think he rips off ppl online
[16:31] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, it is my personal opinion that you are not 27
[16:31] playz5373: yea it was him
[16:31] playz5373: roy is da one that ripz u all off
[16:31] playz5373: hez phillipz cousin
[16:31] playz5373: and he comes to our apartment
[16:31] playz5373: he breakz in
[16:31] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, I must ask you something.
[16:31] playz5373: we live on the top floor so
[16:31] playz5373: he climbs up pretty high and
[16:31] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez.
[16:31] playz5373: usez our internet ILLEGALLY
[16:31] playz5373: wut
[16:32] fbiscammerwatch: If he breaks in your house when you are away, how are you aware of it?
[16:32] playz5373: i jus found out
[16:32] playz5373: he left a note i jus found
[16:32] fbiscammerwatch: What does the note say?
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: And Mr. Tomez, why does Mr. Monez have the items sent to a closed Barnes and Noble?
[16:33] playz5373: it sayz what i jus said!
[16:33] playz5373: wut
[16:33] playz5373: he lived near an old one
[16:33] playz5373: well i dotoo
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: I see.
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: This is bigger than I thought.
[16:33] playz5373: our aparment is irght aobove
[16:33] playz5373: for some reason roy wants it maield there so he can jus steal the mail
[16:33] playz5373: itz all roy
[16:33] fbiscammerwatch: We will need the USPS to investigate this matter. You just admitted that Mr. Philip Monez stole mail from Barnes and Noble.
[16:33] playz5373: he did it
[16:34] playz5373: no ROY did
[16:34] playz5373: and hd used philipz name
[16:34] playz5373: roy is a jerk like that
[16:34] fbiscammerwatch: Mr. Tomez, how old is Roy?
[16:34] playz5373: under 18
[16:34] fbiscammerwatch: Exact age, please?
[16:34] playz5373: like 17 i guess
[16:35] playz5373: so yea i guess u cant charhe him
[16:35] playz5373: cuz hez underage i guess
[16:35] playz5373: letz jus forgot this evar happend ok

[Chacrana]

Naes... that was brilliant. You are a respectable person.

[Z-Saber]

He reminds me of the creapy insurance guy from Animal Crossing. "I got 13 questions for you. No, how about seven? Three."

[Strell]

He reminds me of the creapy insurance guy from Animal Crossing. "I got 13 questions for you. No, how about seven? Three."

Bang!

[Warner1281]

[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Hello. This is an automated message from the FBI. We have recieved many complaints about the AOL Instant Messenger User, playz5373. The complaint is as follows: "Philip Monez goes by the screen name of playz5373. He then proceeds into scamming the victim by offering video games that are very rare. I have sent him a money order, and have yet to recieve my product."
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: We will need your home telephone number, your house address and your cellular telephone number. We have traced your IP address and we will be contacting your ISP shortly. You are located on WASHINGTON ST BOSTON, MA 021808-5223.
[16:15] fbiscammerwatch: Please hold while we get FBI Agent Mulder to have a live chat with you.
[16:16] fbiscammerwatch: Hi, this is Agent Mulder

more, MORE!!!

[lordwow]

"Excuse me. Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie?"

Kung Fu Video & Dvd
365 Washington Street, Boston, MA 02108
(617) 451-3336
Email: kungfustore@hotmail.com
Categories: Martial Arts Equipment & Supplies, Fitness Consultants, Video Game Sales & Rental

[naes]

His address is 395, not 365.
"Excuse me. Mr. Hunt? Would you like to watch a movie?"

Kung Fu Video & Dvd
365 Washington Street, Boston, MA 02108
(617) 451-3336
Email: kungfustore@hotmail.com
Categories: Martial Arts Equipment & Supplies, Fitness Consultants, Video Game Sales & Rental

[lordwow]

His address is 395, not 365.

Ah good catch, my bad.

[kennistond]

This shit is hillarious.

Props to Naes and Salmonday.

I'm tempted to IM him myself.

[moiety]

Tagged for future enjoyment. This is great stuff!

[naes]

Should I be more far fetched next time? I have a plan (that includes Scully) if I SHOULD try to be more far fetched.

[Strell]

Should I be more far fetched next time? I have a plan (that includes Scully) if I SHOULD try to be more far fetched.

You're dealing with a guy who said the following:


[16:16] playz5373: dis aint philip monez its
[16:16] playz5373: louis tomez


That's right up there with Chief Wiggum saying "This is 9-1....2."

I think you could tell this guy you were Darth Vader and he might buy it.

[martin8me]

Naes you are a godsend. Best. Post. Ever!!!


:bow: :bow: :bow:

[ninjaspeedrazor]

Has anyone found his ebay account, I'd love to see his feedback.

[naes]

I'm going to try and get it next time I talk to him.

It's going to be part of my far fetched plan :D
Has anyone found his ebay account, I'd love to see his feedback.

[ninjaspeedrazor]

Naes, you are my hero.

[Warner1281]

I think the phrase "pound me in the ass prison" should be used in the next FBI interrogation. Also, try getting his phone # by saying something to the effect of, "Either we do this the easy way or the hard way. You can give me your phone # and we'll discuss your options over the phone, or you don't give me your phone # and we'll go over to your apartment, bust down your door, and drag you out in handcuffs for the whole neighborhood to see."

[darthbudge]

LMAO! it only gets better lol, naes what you did was hilarious but you do know that what you did was a federal crime right? lol don't worry though I won't rat you out because what you did was hlarious.

[naes]

FEDERAL, not international. I'm in Canada :lol:
LMAO! it only gets better lol, naes what you did was hilarious but you do know that what you did was a federal crime right? lol don't worry though I won't rat you out because what you did was hlarious.

[naes]

On a side note, can't wait for him to log in. I have some prewritten stuff to say before Mulder talks to him.

[whoknows]

He was online for a few seconds...as soon as I messaged him he went offline.

[lordwow]

jimmyhalpert: hey
playz5373: hi whos this
jimmyhalpert: Jim
jimmyhalpert: is Roy there?
playz5373: hey jim
playz5373: roy iznt here
playz5373: also did u get my name from
playz5373: tgn
playz5373: ebay
playz5373: amazon
playz5373: gamefaqs
playz5373: where
jimmyhalpert: Gamefaqs
jimmyhalpert: but I work with Roy
playz5373: ok
jimmyhalpert: I just wanted to make sure he wasn't still pissed off
playz5373: do u really work with roy
playz5373: i dont thik u do
jimmyhalpert: ya I work in Sales
playz5373: roy is in another state u see
playz5373: and hez under 18 so he doezent work
playz5373: also where did u hear about roy
playz5373: i thought only that fuck knew about him
playz5373: nm bout dat
jimmyhalpert: what?
playz5373: ne way
jimmyhalpert: no man
jimmyhalpert: you see Roy and I go back a few years
playz5373: ok so what r u lookin 4 here
playz5373: dis is phil
playz5373: i thik u got da wrong im name
jimmyhalpert: oh I heard you knew Roy
jimmyhalpert: from a mutual friend
playz5373: from who
playz5373: im not sayin nothin but i didnt think many ppl knew that
playz5373: some agent fucker or something
jimmyhalpert: I never heard of him
playz5373: well u got the wrong im bub
jimmyhalpert: I don't know any agents
playz5373: unless i told u to
playz5373: if so
playz5373: phil isnt here
jimmyhalpert: I thought you were Phil
playz5373: i neva say shit
jimmyhalpert: well
jimmyhalpert: if you talk to Roy
jimmyhalpert: just let him know
playz5373: u got the wrong im bub
jimmyhalpert: sorry I kissed his gf
jimmyhalpert: it was a mistake
playz5373: r u a flaming homosexual
playz5373: u sound pretty gay
jimmyhalpert: is this Dwight?
playz5373: no
playz5373: whoz dwight
jimmyhalpert: He works in Sales too
playz5373: look i only sell on ebay soooo u got tha wrong guy
playz5373: unlezz ur from tgn or sumthin
playz5373: u best leave
jimmyhalpert: TGN?
playz5373: yez
jimmyhalpert: I'm from Dunder Mifflin
playz5373: ur full of shi
playz5373: ur also pretty gay
jimmyhalpert: what's your problem man?
playz5373: well first of all
playz5373: a year ago i had some undercover investigation on this time last year
playz5373: but u see homes it wuz ova da phone
playz5373: and it soundz like da same thang over im now sooo
playz5373: i think ur full of shit
jimmyhalpert: I'm not investigating anything
jimmyhalpert: I just sell paper
playz5373: i dont buy shit
playz5373: i sell shit
playz5373: i can sell u some paper
jimmyhalpert: really?
jimmyhalpert: what kind?
playz5373: name sum
playz5373: i might have it
jimmyhalpert: hmm
playz5373: did u send me a check this week
playz5373: because i sent out tha game 2day
jimmyhalpert: no man I haven't bought anything from you
playz5373: thanx 4 the feedback btw
playz5373: i didnt send the manual but it got wet i guess
jimmyhalpert: do you have Michael Scott brand Paper?
playz5373: yea
playz5373: i have a few left
jimmyhalpert: wow
jimmyhalpert: must be flying off the shelves
playz5373: not really
playz5373: itz kool tho
playz5373: do u want any gamez
playz5373: i can send u paper for free if u buy gamez
jimmyhalpert: Ooh
jimmyhalpert: that's a tempting deal
jimmyhalpert: let me think
playz5373: well every thang of papa iz like $5 shipping tho
jimmyhalpert: do you have any hard games?
playz5373: like genesis
playz5373: like cart u mean
jimmyhalpert: Phil Collins?
playz5373: i have 1 left
playz5373: kool game to
jimmyhalpert: Really?
playz5373: ummm
jimmyhalpert: Phil Collins' Genesis The Game?
playz5373: u sound like ur investigating sumthin
playz5373: r u sure ur not a cop
playz5373: srry bout that im jus a little supscious
jimmyhalpert: what?
playz5373: nm
jimmyhalpert: suspicious of what?
playz5373: yea i got it for snes
playz5373: 1 left
jimmyhalpert: awesome
jimmyhalpert: you always leave me smiling and satisfied
playz5373: did u buy from me b4
playz5373: wat site
jimmyhalpert: no
playz5373: or wuz it thru aim
jimmyhalpert: I haven't bought before
playz5373: becuz i make at least 30 aim orderz a week
playz5373: ok nm den
playz5373: do u want ne thing else
jimmyhalpert: that's what she said
playz5373: also y do ppl alwayz want weird gamez
playz5373: ok so wat else do u want
playz5373: ur gamez arent werid btw
jimmyhalpert: well you know us collectors
jimmyhalpert: we gotta get the rare ones
playz5373: lol im a kollector
playz5373: everythangz brand new buddy!!!111
jimmyhalpert: It's not like you can just go to the store and buy Phil Collins' Genesis
playz5373: sum 4 gba are cart only an may not have label
playz5373: u can get it of my store yea
playz5373: i have 1 left
playz5373: 4 nes
jimmyhalpert: is it sealed?
playz5373: $30
playz5373: yea
playz5373: itz called moonwalker i think tho
playz5373: and itz 4 genesis
jimmyhalpert: that's not it
playz5373: they cahnged that name
jimmyhalpert: that's Michael Jackson
playz5373: itz the same game
playz5373: nintendo jus cahnge name....
jimmyhalpert: Michael Jackson's Moonwalker and Phil Collins' Genesis are the same game?
playz5373: yea
jimmyhalpert: makes sense
jimmyhalpert: their music sounds the same
playz5373: i can sell u
playz5373: phil collinz
playz5373: but it has no label
jimmyhalpert: oh
jimmyhalpert: how do I know it's legit though
jimmyhalpert: don't wanna get ripped off you know
playz5373: andit startz off up moonalker
playz5373: but itz the same thang i told u
playz5373: well i only sell new gamez and ihave been sellin 4 long time so
jimmyhalpert: oh that's cool
playz5373: ur friendz probably buy from me
jimmyhalpert: do you have feedback or something
playz5373: where r u from btw
jimmyhalpert: like ebay
playz5373: letz not worry bout that
jimmyhalpert: Scranton, PA
playz5373: ok
playz5373: jus makin sure itz not boston
jimmyhalpert: why you a Yankees fan?
playz5373: no
playz5373: fuck the yankeez
jimmyhalpert: that's what she said
playz5373: the yankeez r gay
playz5373: if ur a yankeez fan then
playz5373: ill still trade but fuck u
jimmyhalpert: that sounds queer
playz5373: get dat yankeez shit outta here
jimmyhalpert: queer eye for the straight guy
playz5373: i have dat game
playz5373: and dvd koolec-shun
jimmyhalpert: you would
playz5373: so how much do u awnt
playz5373: $25 for moonwalker
playz5373: or phil collinez i mean
playz5373: bran new
playz5373: and $50 4 queer eye pc game
playz5373: itz actuall still in package
playz5373: neva been open
playz5373: how would u like 2 pay btw
playz5373: i had amazooon but
jimmyhalpert: oh
playz5373: u kno
jimmyhalpert: one more thing
playz5373: what do u want
jimmyhalpert: you have DVDs"
jimmyhalpert: ?
playz5373: not many
playz5373: im not allowed 2 sell dvdz ne more
jimmyhalpert: oh
playz5373: i had sum problemz w those last year
playz5373: i only have a few now
jimmyhalpert: oh I SEE
playz5373: wat
jimmyhalpert: do you have Threat Level: Midnight?
playz5373: game or dvd
jimmyhalpert: DVD
playz5373: i only have tha game
playz5373: itz based off tha movie tho
jimmyhalpert: Catherine Zeta-Jones is in it
playz5373: btw whatz ur name on tgn
jimmyhalpert: I'm not on TGN
jimmyhalpert: what's TGN
playz5373: itz a game place
playz5373: u can trade, buy n sell gamez ther
playz5373: only prob is
jimmyhalpert: oh
playz5373: to many ppl r picky
jimmyhalpert: oh I see
playz5373: on amazon ppl were picky
jimmyhalpert: they don't like when Genesis turns into Moonwalker there?

playz5373: dey say im sellin bootreg dvdz
playz5373: den i got put on probationb
playz5373: becuz sum1 lied
playz5373: fuckerz
playz5373: dont go on amazon
playz5373: tgn iz kool tho
playz5373: i have above average there
jimmyhalpert: what's your TGN name?
playz5373: u cant look it up unless u have tgn
playz5373: and letz not worry bout dat
jimmyhalpert: I'll sign up
jimmyhalpert: it's cool
playz5373: letz not worry bout dat
playz5373: id prefer 2 do it thru aim
jimmyhalpert: ya
playz5373: the server is more reliable i guess
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: much more reliable
playz5373: like if u give me CC info
playz5373: on tgn forum
jimmyhalpert: than Paypal or anything
playz5373: theyll c it
playz5373: but here only i see
playz5373: but i prefer cash
playz5373: thru mail
jimmyhalpert: mail you cash?
jimmyhalpert: that's fine
playz5373: yea datz kool
playz5373: or check
jimmyhalpert: or do you want a check
playz5373: i get a few of thoze each week
jimmyhalpert: check is probably safer
jimmyhalpert: you know no bad postal employees
playz5373: sometimez they loose
playz5373: CoUgHT sTeAL ThiNGz
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: we wouldn't want to help the scammers
playz5373: i mean i jus gotta pay rent
jimmyhalpert: ya
playz5373: i jus sell gamez 2 make a livin
jimmyhalpert: do you have a store or somethin
playz5373: but ur not picky r u
jimmyhalpert: naw
playz5373: i live near sum shopez
jimmyhalpert: any good gaming stores?
playz5373: well im betr den n e game store
jimmyhalpert: taht's true
playz5373: they sell old gamez 4 like $100 of dollar
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: you sell new ones for like cheap
playz5373: yea
playz5373: dey sell used only
playz5373: i sell new only
jimmyhalpert: plus the stores don't even have these games you come up with
playz5373: what
jimmyhalpert: they don't have GEnesis
playz5373: wat u smokin
jimmyhalpert: you do
playz5373: genesis haz been round since the 80z
playz5373: 1zt game system ever
playz5373: ur not hardcore
jimmyhalpert: no
jimmyhalpert: Genesis
jimmyhalpert: the band
playz5373: koo
jimmyhalpert: ya
playz5373: sooo
jimmyhalpert: so
playz5373: sum guyz talk 2 long
jimmyhalpert: where should I send the check yo
playz5373: philip monez
playz5373: wait r u in boston
jimmyhalpert: Scranton, PA
playz5373: WUtz ur adres
playz5373: some1 told me once they not in boston
playz5373: den they give me similar MA adReZZ
jimmyhalpert: 350 Slough Rd.
playz5373: ok
jimmyhalpert: Scranton, PA
playz5373: koo
jimmyhalpert: 20344
jimmyhalpert: Jim Halpert is the name btw
playz5373: hey jim
playz5373: btw who were u lookin 4 here
jimmyhalpert: Roy
playz5373: he aint here
jimmyhalpert: oh np
jimmyhalpert: I talked to him before
jimmyhalpert: he wasn't happy
playz5373: no
jimmyhalpert: I heard he said he was gonna kill me
playz5373: wat
jimmyhalpert: ya
jimmyhalpert: cause I kissed his girl
jimmyhalpert: my bad
playz5373: u sound pretty gay
jimmyhalpert: do you like that?
playz5373: no
playz5373: i jus wanna sell
jimmyhalpert: sell your body?
playz5373: send $54 + $12 shippin 2
playz5373: philip monez
playz5373: 395 washington st boston ma 02108
jimmyhalpert: ah ok
jimmyhalpert: DTX [Editorial Note: DTX = Downtown Crossing, where he lives]
jimmyhalpert: np
playz5373: i mean louis tomez
playz5373: phil aint here
playz5373: i dont kno where he iz
jimmyhalpert: right
jimmyhalpert: Phil
jimmyhalpert: I mean
jimmyhalpert: Louis
playz5373: ill send sumtime
playz5373: i cant send till next thur
playz5373: u send 2morrow alright
playz5373: wat gamez u want again
jimmyhalpert: Phil Collins' Genesis
jimmyhalpert: for the SNES
jimmyhalpert: not the Genesis
jimmyhalpert: but it says Moonraker
jimmyhalpert: but it's not
playz5373: i only got genesis
playz5373: take it or leave it
jimmyhalpert: ok
playz5373: but still send $$$
playz5373: ill find sumthin 2 send similar
jimmyhalpert: I'll take Phil Collins' Genesis for the Genesis
jimmyhalpert: you drive a hard bargain
playz5373: it haz no label
playz5373: iz that all u want
jimmyhalpert: the paper too
playz5373: ok lol
jimmyhalpert: and Threat Level: Midnight
jimmyhalpert: the game
jimmyhalpert: and the DVD if you have it
playz5373 signed off at 5:15:45 PM.

[schuerm26]

[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: How can he live in your apartment?
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: You previously stated "[16:20] playz5373: not not very much"
[16:23] playz5373: yea i kno him
[16:23] fbiscammerwatch: And the question was if you knew him.
[16:23] playz5373: but not in u kno
[16:23] playz5373: "sexy way"
[16:23] playz5373: i thaught thats what u meant
[16:23] playz5373: i didn tkno him very much in that way


Best part of the conversation

[Roufuss]

This thread is hilarious.

Someone in Boston needs to go to that address.

[lordwow]

This thread is hilarious.

Someone in Boston needs to go to that address.

Ya, I'm tempted.

[MrNEWZ]

Best. Thread. Ever. (yes, cliched and overused, but this stuff is golden)

[naes]

I'll be honest. I did have another conversation with him. But is was so horrible. He made it so obvious that he was doing this for his pleasure. It even made me bored.

[ratzombie]

Damn... I wish we were able to get his TGN name.

Anyway, I figured this guy was for real... but now I'm starting to think he is just messing with all of us (hell, perhaps one of you guys is Philip Monez.) ;)

[moiety]

... but now I'm starting to think he is just messing with all of us (hell, perhaps one of you guys is Philip Monez.) ;)
I'm wondering the same thing. But still, a lot of funny stuff in those convos. :lol:

[darthbudge]

Well I had a convo with him but ICQ crashed before I was able to copy the transcript. I did get what I thought his IP adress is though, it was a AOL IP.

Well Basically what went down was I asked him for Halo 3 Limited Japan release and the PS3 Compatible version. He Said he had both the X360 and PS3 versions. He sent me a pic of the game, which has to be the worst paint job ever.
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9278/halo3rz2.png
Also he said that he took the Pic right then when I asked for it but the date he said was 2 days ago lol.

I also asked him for Analrapist for the Wii stateing it's great Wiimote controls and he said he had it but he wouldn't send me a pic of it, I tried to make him but he wouldn't.

Unfortunately then ICQ crashed and when I connected again he was offline.

[Strell]

Please, please someone try to do an actual deal with this guy.

[darthbudge]

I would love to strell but he insists that the other person send first and there is no way I am sending money to him.

[Warner1281]

Send him monopoly money but use MSPaint to draw a Benjamin Franklin face on it.

[Strell]

Send him monopoly money but use MSPaint to draw a Benjamin Franklin face on it.

Or a ten thousand dollar bill. All of the president's are on that one.

[The Crotch]

Jimmy Carter's passed out on the couch.

[ratzombie]

Well I had a convo with him but ICQ crashed before I was able to copy the transcript. I did get what I thought his IP adress is though, it was a AOL IP.

Well Basically what went down was I asked him for Halo 3 Limited Japan release and the PS3 Compatible version. He Said he had both the X360 and PS3 versions. He sent me a pic of the game, which has to be the worst paint job ever.
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9278/halo3rz2.png
Also he said that he took the Pic right then when I asked for it but the date he said was 2 days ago lol.

I also asked him for Analrapist for the Wii stateing it's great Wiimote controls and he said he had it but he wouldn't send me a pic of it, I tried to make him but he wouldn't.

Unfortunately then ICQ crashed and when I connected again he was offline.
No one can be this dumb... but it's hard to imagine someone would pretend to be for so long.

[darthbudge]

Haha good idea warner, if someone will make a 20 dollar bill with MS Paint(The cheesier the better, I will print them out and mail them to him lol.

[Chacrana]

Or a ten thousand dollar bill. All of the president's are on that one.

Nub, I sent him a million dollar bill with the statue of liberty on it. I enclosed a note that said "keep the change." He hasn't been online so I haven't been able to hear what he had to say about such a generous offering.

[Lobsterjohnson]

This thread is full of LoLz.

[Chacrana]

He blocked my AIM account. Not a problem. Thanks to Lobster for letting me know he was online:

[21:23] edesman911: Hey man, you send out my stuff yet?
[21:23] playz5373: who r u
[21:23] edesman911: This is Joshua Chang
[21:23] playz5373: i can chek if u show me
[21:24] playz5373: i think i got sumthin from u
[21:24] edesman911: yeah, you did
[21:24] playz5373: wat did u send again
[21:24] edesman911: I sent you some money
[21:24] playz5373: also wat wuz i supposed 2 send u
[21:24] edesman911: for Super Rhythm Fun Brothers
[21:24] edesman911: and Castlevania Chronicles
[21:24] playz5373: how much did i azk
[21:24] playz5373: and how much did usend
[21:24] edesman911: you asked for $60
[21:24] playz5373: ok
[21:24] playz5373: well did u send it
[21:24] edesman911: and I sent like... a million dollar bill with the statue of liberty
[21:25] edesman911: I said keep the change
[21:25] playz5373: i got sumthin lik da
[21:25] playz5373: wuz dat from u
[21:25] playz5373: kuz dat shitz not legit
[21:25] edesman911: yes, yes it was
[21:25] edesman911: wtf?
[21:25] edesman911: you stole my last check, asshole
[21:25] playz5373: um i got skammed b4
[21:25] edesman911: yeah, so did I
[21:25] edesman911: by you
[21:25] playz5373: i got truble 4 couterfeit billz
[21:25] playz5373: no no no
[21:25] playz5373: send me ur adrezz

[21:25] edesman911: 2341 Rockford Rd.
[21:25] playz5373: and ill send out dat shit
[21:25] edesman911: Plymouth, IL, 55447
[21:26] playz5373: ok
[21:26] playz5373: and when did we do diz
[21:26] edesman911: like 2 months ago
[21:26] edesman911: I'm starting to get annoyed
[21:26] playz5373: cuz i jus got ur shit recently
[21:26] playz5373: an i tol u
[21:26] edesman911: oh yeah?
[21:26] playz5373: send first
[21:26] edesman911: hey, can you unblock Chacranajxy?
[21:26] playz5373: soo can u send it
[21:26] playz5373: i neva block him
[21:26] playz5373: neva spoke 2 him
[21:26] edesman911: why can't he talk to you then?
[21:26] playz5373: dont kno him
[21:26] playz5373: he kan
[21:26] playz5373: jus tell him 2 im me
[21:26] edesman911: he says you're offline
[21:26] playz5373: foo
[21:27] edesman911: I did
[21:27] playz5373: well hez a lier
[21:27] edesman911: well...
[21:27] edesman911: his name is Joshua Chang
[21:27] edesman911: so if that sound familiar
[21:27] edesman911: maybe you should talk to him
[21:27] playz5373: alsooo u said u wuz him
[21:27] playz5373: so who da fukk iz he
[21:27] edesman911: he is Rob
[21:27] playz5373: u confusion me bro LOL
[21:27] edesman911: that guy you scammed
[21:27] playz5373: rob who
[21:27] edesman911: apparently
[21:27] playz5373: i dont scam
[21:27] edesman911: Lowe
[21:27] playz5373: rob lowe hmm
[21:27] playz5373: wherez he fromtgn
[21:28] playz5373: cuz i will send da shit
[21:28] edesman911: He's also from Plymouth
[21:28] playz5373: u send me $60 rite
[21:28] playz5373: did u already
[21:28] edesman911: he was the guy that was all pissy
[21:28] playz5373: cuz i will send out
[21:28] playz5373: i dont remember lol
[21:28] playz5373: hez gonna have 2 do a retrade
[21:28] edesman911: I sent you a million dollar bill
[21:28] edesman911: oh, and do you have any chairs?
[21:28] playz5373: r u retarded
[21:28] edesman911: cause I want to buy some
[21:28] playz5373: i CanT mAil Dat Shit
[21:28] edesman911: use UPS
[21:28] playz5373: Ur GonNA hAvE 2 uSe ReAL a4$4
[21:28] edesman911: I'll pay extra for the shipping
[21:29] playz5373: DID U SEND $60 OR NOT
[21:29] playz5373: IF NOT I WILL NOT SEND GAMEZ
[21:29] playz5373: Puzzles, Jokes, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows, brainteasers, illusions
[21:29] edesman911: yeah, thanks for the link
[21:29] edesman911: I'm going to eh...
[21:29] edesman911: well, ignore it
[21:29] playz5373: y
[21:29] playz5373: good site
[21:29] edesman911: look
[21:29] playz5373: like if u sign up
[21:29] playz5373: u get $$$W 2 send shit 2 ppl
[21:29] edesman911: do you want to do business or not?
[21:29] playz5373: i do i do
[21:29] edesman911: then sel me a chair
[21:29] playz5373: but i kant if u dont send $650
[21:30] edesman911: I'm looking for a chinese chair
[21:30] playz5373: $60
[21:30] playz5373: ok
[21:30] edesman911: If you have one of those LE chinese chairs
[21:30] edesman911: I'll send you pretty much whatever you want
[21:30] playz5373: wellllllllll sum1 used 2 sell chairz here
[21:30] edesman911: yeah, you?
[21:30] playz5373: i will sell tho
[21:30] edesman911: k00l
[21:30] playz5373: not me but i guezz u kan say
[21:30] playz5373: "i took ova"
[21:30] playz5373: lol
[21:30] playz5373: alzo I DONT SCAM
[21:30] edesman911: really?
[21:31] edesman911: because Rob was pissed
[21:31] playz5373: rob is lyin
[21:31] playz5373: i have dilivery confrim
[21:31] edesman911: he found out you were operating out of a Barnes and Noble
[21:31] edesman911: and he called the Boston PD
[21:31] playz5373: wat u talkin bout
[21:31] playz5373: dtx??
[21:31] edesman911: wtf is dtx?
[21:31] playz5373: downtown krozizngz
[21:31] edesman911: Dethtrax!?!?
[21:31] playz5373: doez u live here
[21:31] playz5373: doez rob live here
[21:31] edesman911: no
[21:31] edesman911: I don't
[21:31] edesman911: rob commutes
[21:31] playz5373: if rob doez i will give him da stuff
[21:31] edesman911: his S/N is chacranajxy
[21:31] edesman911: so you might want to talk to him
[21:32] playz5373: i will sumtieme
[21:32] playz5373: when he signz on
[21:32] edesman911: he's on right now
[21:32] playz5373: i dont see him
[21:32] playz5373: y iz this
[21:32] edesman911: well
[21:32] playz5373: soo if u dont wanna do biz
[21:32] edesman911: because you didn't attempt
[21:32] playz5373: i dont rly wanna talk
[21:32] edesman911: I do wanna do business
[21:32] playz5373: unlezz i kno u
[21:32] playz5373: klazz of 96 hear me
[21:33] edesman911: uhm
[21:33] playz5373: i will send anythin
[21:33] playz5373: if he givez me proof
[21:33] edesman911: you said to rob you didn't graduate from HS
[21:33] playz5373: dat he send money
[21:33] edesman911: you quit in 12th grade
[21:33] playz5373: yea
[21:33] playz5373: wutz it 2 u
[21:33] edesman911: why are you class of 96 then?
[21:33] playz5373: i went trhu 95-97
[21:33] edesman911: you didn't graduate
[21:33] edesman911: aaaahahaa
[21:33] playz5373: 96 wuz my best year
[21:33] edesman911: think about it
[21:33] playz5373: made da football team
[21:33] playz5373: wutz so bad bou dat
[21:33] edesman911: typical
[21:33] playz5373: did u go 2 south boston hs to
[21:33] edesman911: no
[21:33] playz5373: or rob
[21:33] playz5373: i mite kno rob
[21:34] playz5373: Puzzles, Jokes, Harry Potter Deathly Hallows, brainteasers, illusions
[21:34] edesman911: he had blonde hair
[21:34] edesman911: he was pretty tall
[21:34] edesman911: dammit, I don't want spam
[21:34] playz5373: dont kno him
[21:34] playz5373: so wat do u want
[21:34] playz5373: y u immin me n shit?
[21:34] playz5373: itz jus kinda weird bein talk 2 by sum 1 i don kno?
[21:35] playz5373: r u tryin 2 leave f/b
[21:35] edesman911: uhmm
[21:35] edesman911: no
[21:35] playz5373: ok
[21:35] playz5373: wat do u awnt den?

[21:35] edesman911: well
[21:35] playz5373: kuz if itz sumthin i kan help u wit den ill help u out but if it aint den i Aint Got Time 4 nO gAMeZ
[21:35] edesman911: I want a chair
[21:35] playz5373: ok
[21:35] playz5373: $75
[21:35] playz5373: u say chinese chair rit
[21:36] edesman911: yeah
[21:36] playz5373: $75
[21:36] playz5373: $65 used or $85 bran new
[21:36] playz5373: $75 average
[21:36] edesman911: hmm
[21:36] edesman911: I'll pay 85 for a new one
[21:36] playz5373: ok
[21:36] playz5373: well itz alot 2 ship out btw
[21:37] playz5373: also
[21:37] playz5373: if u try 2 scam i put u on blacklist
[21:37] playz5373: randycook31 on aim
[21:37] playz5373: dont tradse w/ him
[21:37] edesman911: i am not trying to scam you
[21:37] edesman911: why?
[21:37] playz5373: he wont send 1zt
[21:37] playz5373: he triez 2 scam by sayin u send 1zt an u snd game and he dont send i guezz
[21:37] playz5373: an he haz -0% fb
[21:38] playz5373: an hiz gamez r used
[21:38] playz5373: mine R BRAN NEW
[21:38] edesman911: that's cool
[21:38] playz5373: don trade w/ tha following
[21:38] playz5373: randycook31
[21:38] edesman911: one person?
[21:38] edesman911: uhm
[21:38] playz5373: chacranajxy
[21:38] playz5373: redskinrocks1992
[21:39] edesman911: why's rob on there?
[21:39] playz5373: meatpotato68
[21:39] playz5373: nyny69
[21:39] playz5373: whoz rob
[21:39] edesman911: rob is Chacranajxy
[21:39] edesman911: and he has proof that he sent you money
[21:39] playz5373: oh
[21:39] playz5373: watz his trackin #
[21:39] playz5373: an wat trade did we do
[21:39] playz5373: u kno
[21:39] edesman911: there is no tracking number
[21:39] edesman911: hold on
[21:39] playz5373: i do alot of tradez/sellz
[21:40] edesman911: i will give you proof
[21:40] playz5373: AN I AINT GOT NO TIME 4 DIS

[ratzombie]

For some reason this part made me laugh the most :lol::

[21:36] playz5373: $75
[21:36] playz5373: $65 used or $85 bran new
[21:36] playz5373: $75 average

[Chacrana]

It's frightening to think that this nonsense has gone on for 2 months now...

[avatar94]

Hilarious, but I can't believe I just wasted like an hour reading all this when I could be spending this time playing Phil Collins Genesis / Moonwalker or 120% Super Fun something.

[Friend of Sonic]

This is brillant. Brillant. Brillant. I want to IM this guy. A lot.

[darthbudge]

lol I think he has blocked me cause I haven't seen him online in forever.

[Chacrana]

Yeah, if someone notices that he's on, IM me.

[lordwow]

I've got him on my main screenname (I used a fake, Jimmyhalpert to IM him), and he's rarely on, I've seen him about 3 times since i IMed him a month ago.

[Inf^Shini]

SOnuva biscotti, that man....that boy....w/e the crap that person is, I'm surprised they can even log onto AIM, or operate a computer.

It's just so...so terrible...and...HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!
Either he's a master at running circles, or he takes a few hits, then attempts to "deal"

That's gold Chacrana! GOLD!
http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/bania2.jpg

[MorbidAngel4Life]

:rofl: This is comedy gold!

[Chacrana]

[14:37] Chacranajxy: hey, this is rob lowe
[14:37] playz5373: who u
[14:37] playz5373: whoz rob lowe do i kno u
[14:38] playz5373: r u from sb
[14:38] Chacranajxy: I bought some stuff from you a while back
[14:38] playz5373: uh oh
[14:38] playz5373: i send u ye
[14:38] playz5373: wat did i send
[14:38] Chacranajxy: well, nothing. That's the problem
[14:38] playz5373: an wat do u want
[14:38] playz5373: do u wane buy ne thing elze or sum shyt
[14:39] Chacranajxy: uhm
[14:39] Chacranajxy: well I want to get y'know... what I paid for
[14:39] playz5373: xplain diz shyt
[14:39] playz5373: kuz u konfuzin da fukk outta me
[14:39] playz5373: wuz it yestadeh
[14:39] Chacranajxy: no
[14:40] Chacranajxy: this was back in march
[14:40] Chacranajxy: and you never sent my stuff
[14:40] playz5373: cuz i sold sum shit yestday an i tol u ill send 2morrow
[14:40] playz5373: thurz
[14:40] playz5373: r u da fucktarxd dat gave me bad fb
[14:40] Chacranajxy: Ino
[14:40] playz5373: if u r i aint sending shit
[14:40] Chacranajxy: no
[14:40] playz5373: oh nm den
[14:40] playz5373: srry
[14:40] playz5373: i dint mean u
[14:40] Chacranajxy: who did you mean?
[14:40] playz5373: nm
[14:41] Chacranajxy: I want 2 no
[14:41] playz5373: it wuzent u say y u fukkin kare
[14:41] Chacranajxy: y are you being such a $$$?
[14:41] Chacranajxy: anyway
[14:41] playz5373: so wut do u want if u dont wane buy ne thing can u atleast tell me wherre u got my name
[14:41] Chacranajxy: heres the check i sent
[14:41] Chacranajxy: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/JXYTheGreat/check-1.jpg
[14:41] Chacranajxy: its a copy of it
[14:41] playz5373: an i remmber
[14:42] Chacranajxy: an you didn't send anything
[14:42] playz5373: wat did u order btw
[14:42] Chacranajxy: so what the fuck's up with that
[14:42] Chacranajxy: Super Rhythm fun brothers
[14:42] Chacranajxy: and Castlevania chronicles
[14:42] playz5373: also dat chek isnt real
[14:42] playz5373: i try cash... it
[14:42] playz5373: dont work so u gota send anutha 1
[14:42] playz5373: also ad $10 4 incovinece
[14:42] Chacranajxy: wtf it says it was deducted from my account
[14:43] Chacranajxy: inconvenience? suck my cock
[14:43] playz5373: wutz ur #
[14:43] Chacranajxy: #?
[14:43] playz5373: im not gunna take diz shyt
[14:43] playz5373: wutz ur numba
[14:43] playz5373: im not gonna get kursed out from sum pissed off foo
[14:43] Chacranajxy: 630-659-5459
[14:43] playz5373: ok thx
[14:44] playz5373: well have 2 diskuzz it thru # i am not puttin up wit ur shit heere
[14:44] Chacranajxy: wait
[14:44] Chacranajxy: give me your number first
[14:44] playz5373: wat time shuld i kall
[14:44] Chacranajxy: right now is fine
[14:44] playz5373: ill kall now
[14:44] Chacranajxy: wait
[14:44] Chacranajxy: friggin' gimme your number
[14:44] Chacranajxy: i will phone sex with you
[14:44] playz5373: do u have callerz id
[14:44] Chacranajxy: no
[14:44] Chacranajxy: I don't
[14:44] playz5373: ill do it 4 $$
[14:45] playz5373: ok gr8
[14:45] Chacranajxy: maybe later owow
[14:45] Chacranajxy: I don't have caller id
[14:45] Chacranajxy: so I need to know your number
[14:45] playz5373: good good
[14:45] Chacranajxy: in case I have to call back
[14:45] playz5373: ill tell u thru da phone yo
[14:45] playz5373: r u there
[14:46] playz5373: ur not answerin ur #
[14:46] Chacranajxy: I don't have my fone with me... oops
[14:46] Chacranajxy: but I do want to buy some shit
[14:46] playz5373: I DONT HAVE TIME 4 NO GAMEZ
[14:46] Chacranajxy: and I'm not on my computer much
[14:46] playz5373: AN 2 FUKK AROUN
[14:46] Chacranajxy: yeah you do
[14:46] Chacranajxy: you don't have a job
[14:46] playz5373: im on usual during da middle o night
[14:46] playz5373: i do
[14:46] Chacranajxy: where do you work?
[14:46] playz5373: none of u muiddafukkin biznazz
[14:46] playz5373: wat do u work at kfc
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you seem like the type to work at KFC
[14:47] playz5373: if u wanna cum on im on da 1 on washington st
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you will blow me?
[14:47] playz5373: no
[14:47] playz5373: ill blow ur gf!!1
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you will sell me things?
[14:47] playz5373: i dont sell thingz
[14:47] Chacranajxy: yes you do
[14:47] playz5373: i cleen up
[14:47] Chacranajxy: you tried to sell me stuff like a month ago
[14:47] playz5373: i sell gamez
[14:47] Chacranajxy: yeah
[14:47] playz5373: an u got it
[14:47] Chacranajxy: no I didn't
[14:48] playz5373: 465 washington st kfc
[14:48] playz5373: i will be in @ 7
[14:48] Chacranajxy: and your name is phillip monez?
[14:48] playz5373: wait i got 2 se if im schduled
[14:48] playz5373: hold on
[14:48] Chacranajxy: or was it louis tomez?
[14:48] playz5373: im not in 2nite
[14:48] playz5373: wtf u talkin bout
[14:48] playz5373: neva heard of em b4
[14:48] playz5373: u got da wrong perzon
[14:48] Chacranajxy: who are you then?
[14:48] Chacranajxy: if I'm going to stop by
[14:48] Chacranajxy: I kinda need to know
[14:49] Chacranajxy: who I'm dealin' with
[14:49] playz5373: john smith
[14:49] Chacranajxy: that's a fake name I think
[14:49] playz5373: wut u kno
[14:49] Chacranajxy: more than you, fuckface
[14:49] playz5373: yxjanarcacha iz my name LOL
[14:49] playz5373: where do ulive
[14:49] playz5373: r u from sb an fukkunj around
[14:49] Chacranajxy: what the fuck is this shit?
[14:49] Chacranajxy: you should know
[14:49] Chacranajxy: you were supposed to send shit to me
[14:49] Chacranajxy: remember?
[14:50] Chacranajxy: where's my fuckin' games?
[14:50] playz5373: wat wuz i suppozed 2 send
[14:50] playz5373: welll 1st let me azk u
[14:50] Chacranajxy: Castlevania Chronicles and Super Rhythm fun brothers
[14:50] playz5373: 1. did u leave bad f/b
[14:50] playz5373: 2. what state r u in
[14:50] Chacranajxy: where would I leave feedback?
[14:50] Chacranajxy: I'll leave good feedback if you tell me
[14:50] playz5373: 3. did u buy from aim ebay tgn etc
[14:50] Chacranajxy: and I'm in Illinois
[14:50] Chacranajxy: ebay
[14:50] Chacranajxy: what was your username again?
[14:50] playz5373: wutz ur ebay ccount
[14:50] playz5373: im not gettin skammed by ur puzzy azz
[14:50] Chacranajxy: chacranajxy
[14:51] playz5373: hackin my account FUKK U
[14:51] Chacranajxy: I'm not hackin your account
[14:51] Chacranajxy: I just need to check if I left feeback or not
[14:51] playz5373: ill chek
[14:51] playz5373: no u dint
[14:51] Chacranajxy: okay, so what's your ID so I can do that?
[14:51] playz5373: scammin bitch get da fukk outta here
[14:51] *** "playz5373" signed off at Tue May 08 14:51:49 2007.


Guys, I really don't think this is a joke. He was a moron before I even started accusing/talking about games. Surprised he didn't buy into my check.

[ratzombie]

Haha, wow. It's a shame he is so paranoid... I'd love to find out his username and/or phone number.

[Chacrana]

Haha, wow. It's a shame he is so paranoid... I'd love to find out his username and/or phone number.

I'll get there eventually. Is there any way I can get a phone line to talk to this dumbass without letting him get my number? I can't wait to talk to him and hear him talking like "YEEEEEEEEEUH WAT YUU BAIII!?" (Yeah, what did you buy?)

[getmyrunon]

This has GOT to be fake... but it's hysterical nonetheless. Someone in MA please go visit this guy and take a picture... I must see the face behind this retardation/genius.

[ratzombie]

I'll get there eventually. Is there any way I can get a phone line to talk to this dumbass without letting him get my number? I can't wait to talk to him and hear him talking like "YEEEEEEEEEUH WAT YUU BAIII!?" (Yeah, what did you buy?)

Hmm... I can't think of any, most require that you pay a little bit of money for VoIP.

Voicemail is the only service I know of that is free. :(

[linkpwns]

This line from the first dialogue had me loling

[22:32] Chacranajxy: this is borderline the most retarded conversation I've ever had
[22:32] playz5373: huh
[22:33] Chacranajxy: you clearly dropped out at the right time, because there's obviously nothing they could teach you
[22:33] playz5373: wat do they teach there ne way?

[22:33] playz5373: i make lots sellin on ebay tgn ign etc
[22:33] Chacranajxy: teh fuckin' maths, Englishes, and lik.... buttseckts

[Chacrana]

That's his profile.

myspace.com/playz5373



chek it out if u from sb high den u besss get up on dat hola bitch!!!1FUCK U FAKE AZZ HOZ AN BITHCES U MUDDAFUKKAZ KN O WH O U R.

http://a593.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_e119ef837574150835e534f120c64c08.jpg

Yes, that's his myspace page. He looks as completely worthless as I'd expect. He only shows you his eyes, and he has a durty hat on. And a car he'll never be able to afford in the background. Sooo.... I don't think this is a joke. Still.


And now:

[15:52] Chacranajxy: hey, that wasn't nice of you to sign off last time
[15:52] Chacranajxy: I wasn't trying to scam you
[15:52] Chacranajxy: I'm just trying to leave ebay feedback
[15:52] playz5373: i dont like u
[15:52] Chacranajxy: wtf?
[15:52] Chacranajxy: why?
[15:52] playz5373: how do u block sum1 on aim agin
[15:52] playz5373: im jus wunderin
[15:52] Chacranajxy: you can't
[15:52] Chacranajxy: they took that feature out
[15:52] playz5373: o
[15:53] playz5373: kuz i block sum1 b4 now dey kum back da fukk on
[15:53] Chacranajxy: so wait, what's your ebay id so I can leave feedback?
[15:53] playz5373: u said u wuzent happy last tim
[15:53] playz5373: Im not gettin trick 4 u ta leeve bad fb
[15:53] Chacranajxy: no I didn't
[15:53] playz5373: i got ban from Tgn
[15:53] playz5373: kuz of u
[15:53] Chacranajxy: you sure you're not thinking of someone else?
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I haven't said anything bad about you
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I don't plan to either
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I got my game from ebay
[15:54] Chacranajxy: it's what I wanted
[15:54] Chacranajxy: so... I want to leave feedback
[15:54] playz5373: wutz ur recepit say
[15:54] Chacranajxy: what receipt?
[15:54] playz5373: ur ebay #
[15:54] playz5373: wutz ur ebay akkount password
[15:54] Chacranajxy: I don't know, I don't have it anymore
[15:54] playz5373: an scrkeen name
[15:54] playz5373: i need it 4 u 2 show my account
[15:54] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm not telling you my password
[15:54] playz5373: i jus need it 2 shoe u akkount
[15:55] Chacranajxy: you need to "shoe" it?
[15:55] playz5373: yea
[15:55] Chacranajxy: think about it
[15:55] Chacranajxy: that made very little sense
[15:55] Chacranajxy: and this is kinda a ridiculous expectation
[15:55] playz5373: u whut u say
[15:55] Chacranajxy: all I wanna do is leave a positive
[15:55] playz5373: im gunna need ur name an password
[15:55] playz5373: iz ur ebay name da same iz ur skreen name
[15:55] Chacranajxy: tch, fine
[15:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, it's the same as my screenname
[15:56] playz5373: iz ur pass to

[15:56] Chacranajxy: yeah
[15:56] playz5373: let me jus try sumthin quikly
[15:56] Chacranajxy: sure
[15:56] playz5373: pass kode won work
[15:57] playz5373: iz u sure datz ur old ebay cuz i had a few
[15:57] playz5373: like if u get bad f'/b u kan jus make anutha
[15:57] Chacranajxy: well that's my password
[15:57] playz5373: also i try ur # u give me again dont work
[15:57] Chacranajxy: but i got a lot of bad feedback
[15:57] playz5373: sum guy say he dont buy gamez
[15:57] playz5373: i threw out da #
[15:57] playz5373: u mustve type wrong
[15:58] playz5373: well if u have no biz wit me i gotz 2 go
[15:58] Chacranajxy: whoa
[15:58] Chacranajxy: whoa
[15:58] playz5373: peece
[15:58] Chacranajxy: whoa
[15:58] Chacranajxy: wait
[15:58] Chacranajxy: wait
[15:58] playz5373: ew got no biz
[15:58] Chacranajxy: I want to leave feedback
[15:58] playz5373: plez stop messagin me
[15:59] playz5373: im not sendin 2 n e gamez
[15:59] playz5373: u send me 2 bad chekz
[15:59] playz5373: u send me wrong #
[15:59] Chacranajxy: you're a fucking $$$$$$, go hang yourself you shit cunt
[15:59] playz5373: u give me wrong pass kode
[15:59] playz5373: i will send if u send actual chek
[15:59] Chacranajxy: I'm not giving you any of that
[15:59] playz5373: aktually i did send
[15:59] Chacranajxy: oh reely?
[15:59] playz5373: it got lost in mail
[15:59] Chacranajxy: again?
[15:59] playz5373: or u prolly hidin da pkage
[15:59] playz5373: i bet u had it der rite now
[15:59] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm hiding it
[15:59] Chacranajxy: you caught me
[16:00] playz5373: an u jus wana get more gamez off me so u kan sell em back 2 me at a inkreased kost
[16:00] Chacranajxy: the ultra perceptive Phillip
[16:00] playz5373: well fuck u den u aint getin shiy
[16:00] Chacranajxy: shiy?
[16:00] Chacranajxy: I don't want shiy
[16:00] playz5373: shyt
[16:00] Chacranajxy: what is shiy anyway
[16:00] Chacranajxy: are you trying to spell words incorrectly?
[16:00] playz5373: I FUKKIN TOLLD U
[16:00] Chacranajxy: or are you just this fucking stupid?
[16:00] playz5373: plez leaeve
[16:00] Chacranajxy: leave?
[16:00] playz5373: im gunna sign of
[16:00] Chacranajxy: ok
[16:00] Chacranajxy: do it
[16:00] playz5373: r u sure u kant block ne 1
[16:00] Chacranajxy: slit your wrists too
[16:00] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm sure, rectum pounder
[16:00] playz5373: kuz i want 2 stay on aim but i donwanna talk 2 u ne more
[16:01] playz5373: ur will rite
[16:01] Chacranajxy: well that's a problem
[16:01] Chacranajxy: you can't scam anyone while I'm here, can you?
[16:01] Chacranajxy: I'm harrassing you
[16:01] Chacranajxy: I'll rape you
[16:01] playz5373: y u keep harrasub me
[16:01] playz5373: haha fuck u bitch
[16:01] playz5373: i raped ur asss!
[16:01] Chacranajxy: because you didn't send me my fucking games
[16:01] playz5373: i did!!1
[16:01] Chacranajxy: I sent you a million fuckin' dollar bill
[16:01] playz5373: herez trak number
[16:01] playz5373: 563409860423
[16:01] Chacranajxy: and you sent me nothing
[16:01] playz5373: i jus chek track
[16:01] Chacranajxy: !@#$*()!@#)!@*#
[16:01] playz5373: an it say it wuz send
[16:01] Chacranajxy: you made that up you fuck
[16:01] playz5373: so u lie
[16:01] playz5373: an if u want more of em
[16:01] playz5373: u gotta send $50
[16:01] Chacranajxy: ooohhh
[16:01] Chacranajxy: so a million dollars wasn't enough?
[16:01] playz5373: + $5 tax + $5 ship + $5 resend charge
[16:02] Chacranajxy: nooo, not enough for Phillip
[16:02] playz5373: wait iz diz da 2nd resend
[16:02] playz5373: or iz it anutha
[16:02] Chacranajxy: I'll send you a mail bomb
[16:02] playz5373: u aint seereous
[16:02] playz5373: im gunna beat ur azz
[16:03] Chacranajxy: really?
[16:03] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz again
[16:03] Chacranajxy: aaaaaaaaahahahaah
[16:03] Chacranajxy: c'mon, is this a joke?
[16:03] playz5373: if itz like 3 hourzr from here im gunna beat ur ass
[16:03] Chacranajxy: you don't have a car
[16:03] playz5373: so wut
[16:03] Chacranajxy: you gonna walk here?
[16:03] playz5373: take da bus bitch
[16:03] Chacranajxy: I know you live in like a trailer or some shit
[16:03] playz5373: i have 2 houzes bitch
[16:03] Chacranajxy: really?
[16:03] playz5373: apartment n trailer
[16:03] playz5373: so fuck u
[16:03] Chacranajxy: hmm
[16:03] Chacranajxy: somehow, you don't seem quite as well off as I would've thought
[16:04] Chacranajxy: I'm enjoying your myspace page
[16:04] playz5373: wut
[16:04] Chacranajxy: is that your car in the background?
[16:04] playz5373: how u get to dat
[16:04] Chacranajxy: it's not important
[16:04] Chacranajxy: you really do look homeless
[16:04] Chacranajxy: maybe I shouldn't make fun of poor people like this
[16:04] Chacranajxy: I probably wouldn't if you sent me my fucking games
[16:04] Chacranajxy: and that fucking chair I bought from you
[16:05] playz5373: i don have myspace
[16:05] Chacranajxy: hmm
[16:05] playz5373: also how do u add ppl on myspace
[16:05] Chacranajxy: I'll quote your profile
[16:05] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373

chek it out if u from sb high den u besss get up on dat hola bitch!!!1FUCK U FAKE AZZ HOZ AN BITHCES U MUDDAFUKKAZ KN O WH O U R.
[16:05] Chacranajxy: whoa whoa whoa
[16:05] Chacranajxy: what the fuck?
[16:05] Chacranajxy: how do you add ppl on myspace? It's relevant, because you don't have a myspace I suppose
[16:05] Chacranajxy: do you know what "relevant" means?
[16:05] Chacranajxy: You might not
[16:05] Chacranajxy: it has more than five letters in it
[16:06] Chacranajxy: can you count to eight?
[16:06] playz5373: ur gay
[16:06] Chacranajxy: ur gay
[16:06] Chacranajxy: I see you listen to Mike Jones
[16:06] Chacranajxy: is he an inspiration of yours?
[16:06] playz5373: FUCK U
[16:06] playz5373: LEAVE ME DA FUKK ALONE
[16:07] Chacranajxy: he is quite the poet when it comes to lyrics
[16:07] Chacranajxy: and a garbage, broke-ass lifestyle
[16:07] playz5373: I WUZ JUS TALKIN 2 PPL ON AIM AN U KEEP INTERUPTIN
[16:07] playz5373: EVERY FUKKIN DAY
[16:07] playz5373: I KANT TAKE U
[16:07] Chacranajxy: I KEEP INTERRUPTIN!?!?!?!
[16:07] playz5373: UWANT UR FUCKING GAMEZ ILL SELL EM
[16:07] Chacranajxy: YOU KANT?
[16:07] playz5373: WUTZ UR FUCKIN ADREZZ
[16:07] Chacranajxy: WHY NOT KILL YOURSELF
[16:07] Chacranajxy: I WANT MY FUCKING GAMES
[16:07] playz5373: JUS LEAVE ME ALONE
[16:07] Chacranajxy: I BOUGHT THEM ALREADY
[16:07] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ SO I KAN SEND EM
[16:07] Chacranajxy: SEND THEM TO MY FUCKING HOUSE
[16:07] Chacranajxy: 1238 WASHINGTON ROAD
[16:07] Chacranajxy: STOCKTON, CA 90124
[16:07] Chacranajxy: MY NAME IS JOSHUA CHANG
[16:07] Chacranajxy: NOT CHENG
[16:07] Chacranajxy: CHANG
[16:07] Chacranajxy: CH A NG
[16:07] playz5373: can u se nd sum ship muney tho
[16:08] Chacranajxy: NO, I ALREADY DID
[16:08] playz5373: jus like $10
[16:08] Chacranajxy: I SENT YOU A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS
[16:08] playz5373: u kno wut
[16:08] playz5373: im not dealin wit diz shyt
[16:08] Chacranajxy: YES
[16:08] Chacranajxy: OH?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: GONNA KILL YOURSEFL?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: GONNA SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: GONNA SMACK YOUR HEAD INTO THE PAVEMENT UNTIL YOU STOP POLLUTING THE EARTH?
[16:08] Chacranajxy: YOU CAN'T RUN
[16:09] Chacranajxy: YOU CANNOT RUN FROM ME YOU LITTLE $$$$$$
[16:09] Chacranajxy: YOU KEEP TRYING
[16:09] Chacranajxy: I WILL GET YOU
[16:09] playz5373: dont u dare cum ova here bitch
[16:09] playz5373: ill fuck u up
[16:09] Chacranajxy: oh really?
[16:09] Chacranajxy: you don't even know what I look like
[16:09] Chacranajxy: I know what you look like
[16:09] Chacranajxy: I know where you live
[16:09] Chacranajxy: where you work
[16:09] Chacranajxy: you don't know shit
[16:10] Chacranajxy: I'd be damn careful if I were you
[16:10] playz5373: u dont kno shit bout me boyt
[16:10] Chacranajxy: boyt
[16:10] playz5373: dont u dare try 2 fukk wit my
[16:10] Chacranajxy: I AM fucking with you
[16:10] playz5373: ill fuckin find out bout u
[16:10] playz5373: wutz ur myspace btw'
[16:10] playz5373: im jus wunderin
[16:11] Chacranajxy: uh, it's
[16:11] playz5373: also i jus got ur adrezz rite above cheng
[16:11] Chacranajxy: http://myspace.com/playz5373
[16:11] playz5373: U LIL BITCH FUCK U
[16:11] Chacranajxy: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME THEN
[16:12] Chacranajxy: WE WILL GET YOU
[16:12] playz5373: U KANT WATCH ME 24/7
[16:12] Chacranajxy: UNLESS I LIVE IN BOSTON
[16:12] playz5373: AN IM GUNNA TAKE A TRIP 2 CALI AN FIND UR AZZ
[16:12] playz5373: SO U BETA SHUT UP
[16:12] playz5373: UVE BEEN WARNE!!!1
[16:12] Chacranajxy: O NOZ
[16:12] Chacranajxy: YOU AND YOUR GANG IS GONNA GET ME
[16:13] Chacranajxy: CAN YOU EVEN AFFORD PLANE TICKETS?
[16:13] Chacranajxy: OR GAS TO GET TO CALI?
[16:13] Chacranajxy: DUMBASS
[16:13] playz5373: u kno wut im, gettin off
[16:13] playz5373: if u want more info
[16:13] Chacranajxy: do it
[16:13] playz5373: go 2 GAYSEX.COM
[16:13] Chacranajxy: is that where you do your business?
[16:13] *** "playz5373" signed off at Thu May 10 16:13:37 2007.


Oh, but that wasn't enough. I started up a second conversation, but he caught on pretty quick. What a clever guy.

[16:10] edesman911: hey
[16:11] playz5373: hi
[16:11] edesman911: hey, this is Rob Lowe
[16:11] edesman911: did you send my games yet?
[16:11] playz5373: FUCK U
[16:11] edesman911: WHAT THE FUCK?
[16:11] edesman911: YOU FUCKING $$$$$$
[16:11] edesman911: ILL STAB YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT
[16:11] edesman911: YOU SCREWED ME OVER
[16:11] playz5373: U KNO WUT IM GONNA BE ON DURING A TIME WHERE U BITCHEZ KANT GET ME
[16:11] edesman911: AND YOU SCREWED OVER JOSHUA
[16:11] playz5373: U GUYZ CANT FUCK ROUND 4EVER
[16:12] edesman911: THE FUCKING HELL WE CANT
[16:12] playz5373: I DONT SCAM I ONLY SCAM CHENG BECUZ HE $$$ FUCK U!!11
[16:12] edesman911: WE WILL GET YOU
[16:13] edesman911: HEY
[16:13] *** "playz5373" signed off at Thu May 10 16:13:37 2007.

[Roufuss]

Hilarious!!

[Chacrana]

You've gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me. Unbefuckin'leivable... really... uhm... just wait for this convo to end.

[Thongsy]

This just can't be real. Nobody can be that much of a dumbass. And if so, how the fuck is he even surviving, or working.

And if you haven't called him yet, I think those prepaid cellphones work, like Virgin mobile or whatever.

[Chacrana]

Now, I couldn't have much of a convo, but apparently, he's been on CAG:

[17:30] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:30] vgamesella: ??///?
[17:31] vgamesella: yo????/?
[17:31] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:31] vgamesella: omh answer me prik
[17:31] Chacranajxy: oh, phillip
[17:31] vgamesella: buy vid games???????/??
[17:31] Chacranajxy: nice to see you again
[17:32] vgamesella: dis isn't filip
[17:32] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:32] Chacranajxy: is this louis tomez then?
[17:32] Chacranajxy: ME AND ROB LOWE ARE GOING TO CUT YOU
[17:32] vgamesella: no
[17:32] vgamesella: i swaer dis isn't filip monez or luis tomez
[17:32] vgamesella: buy vid games?
[17:32] Chacranajxy: A HA
[17:32] Chacranajxy: I never said Phillip Monez
[17:33] Chacranajxy: you filled that in on your own, you fucking idiot
[17:33] vgamesella: u posted cag
[17:33] vgamesella: U POSTED CAG
[17:33] Chacranajxy: is this a question?
[17:33] vgamesella: I GO CAG
[17:33] vgamesella: NO
[17:33] vgamesella: U POSTED NAME ON CAG
[17:33] vgamesella: DATS HOW I NEW
[17:33] Chacranajxy: right
[17:33] Chacranajxy: gimme 5 minutes
[17:34] Chacranajxy: Ill buy some games
[17:34] vgamesella: i got baned from cag tho
[17:34] Chacranajxy: what was your username?
[17:34] vgamesella: wat games u want
[17:34] Chacranajxy: gimme 5 minutes
[17:34] Chacranajxy: hooking up a tv
[17:34] vgamesella: i use account from bugmenot.com
[17:34] Chacranajxy: you might have seen a TV... but I actually own one
[17:34] Chacranajxy: y'know
[17:34] Chacranajxy: so gimme a sec
[17:34] vgamesella: but account banned
[17:34] vgamesella: i hav plasma tv that i got from sellin v games
[17:36] vgamesella: omh it been like 17 fukking mins
[17:37] vgamesella: $$$$a i got a good tv too
[17:37] vgamesella: omfg answer me
[17:38] vgamesella: i have piosonic PI-2522 tv
[17:38] vgamesella: omfg i u anit bak in 19 mins im gonna go masturbate yo my hentie
[17:38] vgamesella: omfg
[17:38] vgamesella: where da fukk r u
[17:39] vgamesella: OMFGGG
[17:39] vgamesella: U FUKKER
[17:39] vgamesella: HURRY DA FUK UP!!!1!1!
[17:39] vgamesella: buy v games?
[17:41] vgamesella: fukker
[17:41] vgamesella: hurry da fuk up
[17:41] vgamesella: i got bigger diks to ply
[17:42] vgamesella: OMFG
[17:42] vgamesella: I GONNA MASTURBATE NOW

[17:42] vgamesella: BUY
[17:45] Chacranajxy: I'm back
[17:45] Chacranajxy: man, you're obnoxious
[17:46] Chacranajxy: okay, so I want the new Okami
[17:46] Chacranajxy: Okami 2
[17:46] vgamesella: i done nowanyway
[17:46] Chacranajxy: for the Playstation 3
[17:46] vgamesella: okami 2??
[17:46] Chacranajxy: yeah
[17:46] vgamesella: lemme check stock
[17:47] vgamesella: i dunno if i got ps3 ver
[17:48] Chacranajxy: well do you got a pic of it?
[17:48] vgamesella: i looking for ps3
[17:48] vgamesella: i only find ps2
[17:49] Chacranajxy: well, do you have okami 2 for it then?
[17:49] vgamesella: wow i do got it for ps3
[17:49] Chacranajxy: kewl
[17:49] Chacranajxy: i want that then
[17:49] vgamesella: rly?
[17:49] Chacranajxy: but I need to see a pic first so I know what I'm getting
[17:49] vgamesella: k lemme hook up scanner n find da game
[17:49] vgamesella: i found in dbn
[17:51] vgamesella: k i'm scaning now
[17:54] vgamesella: how to edit image?
[17:56] vgamesella: ???
[17:56] vgamesella: how to edit image?
[17:56] Chacranajxy: uhm
[17:56] Chacranajxy: use paint?
[17:57] vgamesella: how to resize?
[17:58] Chacranajxy: use paint again
[17:58] vgamesella: dat wat i meant
[17:58] Chacranajxy: you can do all that in paint
[17:58] Chacranajxy: why do you need to resize anyway
[17:59] vgamesella: edit out scanr
[18:00] Chacranajxy: oh
[18:00] Chacranajxy: ok, jus send me it wen your done
[18:02] vgamesella: y it not work
[18:02] Chacranajxy: i dont know
[18:03] vgamesella: it keep ruining image
[18:04] vgamesella: help plz
[18:08] vgamesella: plz
[18:33] Chacranajxy: you're still talking?
[18:33] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

Wow.

[Inf^Shini]

what's with the different nickname? --> vgamesella

These are just fun to read, it's like a daily comic now :D

[Chacrana]

what's with the different nickname? --> vgamesella

These are just fun to read, it's like a daily comic now :D

That's the thing, he wanted to stop talking to me from his other name to trick me...

[thamaster24]

Great Thread, can't wait to see the next installment

[magiic]

this is fucking golden

[Cry Havoc]

[quote=Thongsy;2910508}
And if you haven't called him yet, I think those prepaid cellphones work, like Virgin mobile or whatever.[/quote]

Prepaid phone cards work too. The caller ID shows some random number that's not your own.

[Rig]

I usually can't make it through those conversations. They are so painful.

Pretty great that you are still talking to him after all this time though. I wish somebody around there could go see him. :lol:

[linkpwns]

I can't wait for more pictures... those are my favorites.

[ratzombie]

Bleh, he's been on CAG... what's up with a CAG account being on bugmenot.com?

[lordwow]

http://www.bugmenot.com/view/cheapassgamer.com

Well, basically it's for people who don't want to sign up for an account/share their email with CAG.

I can understand it for stuff like the New York Times where it's a real pain in the ass, but it's only one forum here that's locked.

[Chacrana]

Work in progress

[Chacrana]

For the record, I don't actually talk like this... just wanted to rile this sonuvabitch up:

[11:22] playz5373: HEY I HEAR WHAT U DID
[11:22] playz5373: SOME1 IMD ME N SAID U POST ME ON SUM WEB SITE
[11:22] playz5373: WHAT IS DIS WEBSITE
[11:23] playz5373: IZ CHEAPGAME.COM
[11:23] playz5373: DONT U DARE CALL ME... LIER, DUMBASS AGAIN OR I WILL COME OVER 2 CALI AN KICK UR FUCKIN ASS
[11:24] Chacranajxy: Lier, Dumbass
[11:24] playz5373: I AM NOT vgamesella, gamesfella, or gametime69
[11:24] playz5373: gameotaku imd me u fucker
[11:24] Chacranajxy: so these are all of your screennames then?
[11:24] Chacranajxy: thanks
[11:24] Chacranajxy: OH NO NOT GAMEOTAKU
[11:24] playz5373: THOSE ARENT I ONLY HAV 2 SKREEN NAMEZ
[11:24] playz5373: ALSO WAT IS THA SITE NAME
[11:24] Chacranajxy: well I know you're vgamesella as well
[11:24] playz5373: I GO 2 CHEAPGAMES AN IT WONT WORK
[11:24] Chacranajxy: it is tradegamesnow.com
[11:25] playz5373: CHEAPGAMES.COM
[11:25] playz5373: GAMEOTAKU TOLD ME IT WUZ CHEAPGAMES.COM
[11:25] playz5373: HE POSTED MANY CONVOS
[11:25] playz5373: AN IT INCLKUDED MANY SKREEN NAMEZ
[11:25] playz5373: DONT U DARE FUKKIN POST MY CONVOS ON WEBSITES
[11:25] Chacranajxy: here's an idea, why not blow me
[11:25] playz5373: ALSO HOW DO U MAKE A NEW SKREEN NAME
[11:25] playz5373: I DONT WANT U IMIN ME NE MORE
[11:25] playz5373: I DONT LIKE U
[11:25] Chacranajxy: I DONT LIKE U EITHER
[11:26] playz5373: CAN U SEND MY THA THREAD ON CHEAPGAMES.COM
[11:26] Chacranajxy: Yeah
[11:26] playz5373: ALSO WOH IS GAMEOTAKU
[11:26] playz5373: Y DID HE IM ME
[11:26] playz5373: HE SAY 10 MEMBERZ MAKE FUN OF ME ON CHEAPGAMES
[11:26] Chacranajxy: YOU MAY BE A $$$$$$ THEN!!11111
[11:26] Chacranajxy: LEMME FIND THE LINK TO THE PLACE WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GETTING MADE FUN OF
[11:27] playz5373: HOW DO I REGISTER CHEAPGAMES.CO MI DONT SEE A DISKUSZZION PLACE
[11:27] Chacranajxy: go to meatspin.com and it'll redirect you
[11:27] playz5373: WUT
[11:27] playz5373: ???????////
[11:27] Chacranajxy: go there and it'll take you to the page
[11:27] playz5373: OK
[11:28] playz5373: U BASTAR!!!11 LIER
[11:28] Chacranajxy: what's wrong?
[11:28] playz5373: DONT U DARE POST MY INFO GAME COM CONVOS ADRESZZ SKREEN NAME ON SITE
[11:28] Chacranajxy: heh, right, I won't
[11:28] Chacranajxy: never again
[11:29] playz5373: ERASE ALL INFO
[11:29] Chacranajxy: what info would this include?
[11:29] playz5373: ALSO I AM NOT VGSELLA
[11:29] Chacranajxy: I have your ebay id and all that shit
[11:29] playz5373: OR GAMEOTAKU
[11:29] playz5373: DONT U DARE POST BAD F/B
[11:29] Chacranajxy: if you want me to take that off, you hafta let me know which one it is
[11:29] playz5373: OR ILL CUM OVA THER RITE NOW
[11:29] Chacranajxy: otherwise I don't know
[11:29] Chacranajxy: eww, please dont
[11:29] Chacranajxy: you'll get me preggo
[11:29] Chacranajxy: I'll take it off once you tell me which ebay id it is
[11:30] Chacranajxy: i don't know right now
[11:30] playz5373: im gonna do 1 thing
[11:30] Chacranajxy: I have a list of them
[11:30] playz5373: i have ur adredzz rite now
[11:30] playz5373: an im gunna take a train ova ther an kick ur azz
[11:30] playz5373: i have ur cuzin ova here rite now
[11:30] Chacranajxy: I don't think there's a single train that runs across the entire US into the ghetto of California
[11:30] Chacranajxy: do you want me to remove your info or not?
[11:31] Chacranajxy: I have a list of people I marked as scammers, and I have no idea which one you are
[11:31] playz5373: im playz5373
[11:31] playz5373: i kep a list of ppl not 2 trade wit
[11:31] Chacranajxy: on ebay?
[11:31] playz5373: an ur on it bitch
[11:31] playz5373: u got me ban from tgn
[11:32] Chacranajxy: I didn't
[11:32] playz5373: yez
[11:32] Chacranajxy: right, well that's not even on my list... you sure that's your ebay account
[11:32] playz5373: list off ppl i don trade wit
[11:37] playz5373: chacranajxy,robetrcon44, moldycheese, juanddixon, sexrobot88, xbox crazy, king_link, batmanroberts, bigcomicbookfan, nevermore24, njdevilsfan, xcardx, jpod, microjets006, ultimatejiggles8
[11:37] Chacranajxy: right
[11:37] playz5373: datz pt 1
[11:37] Chacranajxy: well if you want me to take your various IDs off the list
[11:37] Chacranajxy: you need to let me know your ebay id, your TGN id
[11:38] playz5373: i am ban from tgn KUZ OF FUKKIN U U BTICH WHORE COCK SUCKIN WHORE AZZ BITCH
[11:38] Chacranajxy: I didn't get you banned
[11:38] Chacranajxy: at least tell me the ebay id I need to remove
[11:38] Chacranajxy: so that one doesn't get banned as well
[11:38] playz5373: I
[11:38] Chacranajxy: because it will
[11:38] playz5373: u wanna hack me don u
[11:38] playz5373: ill tell u my name if u giv me ebay nam an apossword
[11:38] playz5373: urz
[11:39] Chacranajxy: it doesn't work that way
[11:39] Chacranajxy: I can get your account shut down
[11:39] Chacranajxy: you can't do the same to me
[11:39] playz5373: ALSO SEND $15 IN THA MAIL
[11:39] Chacranajxy: if you want to continue selling on ebay
[11:39] playz5373: 2
[11:39] Chacranajxy: are you a fucking idiot?
[11:39] Chacranajxy: yeah yeah, phillip monez
[11:39] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston, ma 2108
[11:39] playz5373: 01208
[11:39] playz5373: ill sen it bak i promose
[11:40] Chacranajxy: alright fine
[11:40] Chacranajxy: I'll have your ebay account shut down within the week
[11:40] Chacranajxy: I'm not dealing with this bullshit
[11:40] playz5373: ILL CUM OAV THER 2MOORORW IF U FUKCIN SHUT ME DOWN AGAIN BITCH
[11:40] Chacranajxy: i will do it unless you tell me which name to remove from the list
[11:40] playz5373: U KAN EXPEKT ME IN UR APRTMNT PADIO 2MORROW
[11:40] Chacranajxy: quite frankly, i don't care what happens to you
[11:40] playz5373: r u on tha 1st floor of aprtmnt
[11:41] playz5373: iz ur aprtment above shops
[11:41] playz5373: if so wutz ur aprtmnt #
[11:41] Chacranajxy: yawn
[11:41] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz, aptment #, an phone
[11:41] playz5373: jus so i kan send sum gamez ova ther
[11:42] Chacranajxy: sorry, ive lost interest
[11:42] Chacranajxy: im just going to shut down your account
[11:42] playz5373: i found u post my convoz
[11:42] Chacranajxy: since you refuse to help me out and tell me which one you are
[11:42] playz5373: http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=73668&mode=threaded&pid=477197
[11:42] playz5373: SO UR FROM ANYTHIN 4 FREE RNT U
[11:43] playz5373: U GOT ME BAN THER AZ WELL
[11:43] playz5373: IM GUNNA BE @ UR HOUSE AT 6 AM 2MORROW
[11:43] playz5373: IF U DON GO OUTSIDE
[11:43] Chacranajxy: do you want this to continue?
[11:43] playz5373: ILL BE WAITING ALL DAY
[11:43] playz5373: so ulll have 2 kum out
[11:43] Chacranajxy: you won't be able to sell anything anymore
[11:43] playz5373: OR SEND $30 2 MY ADDY
[11:43] playz5373: AN I WON DO DIS
[11:43] playz5373: I HAVE MILIONZ OF KUSTOMZ
[11:43] playz5373: ALL MY KUSTOMERZ R HAPPE
[11:44] Chacranajxy: really?
[11:44] Chacranajxy: so what's up with the 56% positive feedback on ebay?
[11:44] playz5373: I WANT MY FRE EIPOD AZ WELL
[11:44] playz5373: SEND ME MY FREE IPOD
[11:44] playz5373: R U RNSUPPORTJ
[11:44] playz5373: RNSUPPORTJAY
[11:44] playz5373: if U r den I kNow WheRE u =@
[11:44] playz5373: I wAnt My FreE iPdoZ
[11:44] playz5373: i WaNT my MoNEY
[11:44] playz5373: aN iF u DonT sENd IT
[11:44] Chacranajxy: I want to reinstigate slavery for people like you
[11:45] playz5373: iM cOmin 4 u
[11:45] playz5373: iM cOMIN 4 U cHAcRanAJxY!!11
[11:45] playz5373: BitCh qwATcH ouT
[11:45] playz5373: iF I dONT gEt
[11:45] playz5373: mY fREe IpoD
[11:45] playz5373: mY $50
[11:45] playz5373: + $10 ship
[11:45] playz5373: AnD my FreE xBGO 360
[11:45] playz5373: By ThuRz
[11:45] playz5373: IlL bne @ uRhOuzZE
[11:45] playz5373: kICkIN uR Aazz
[11:45] playz5373: BITCH WATCH OUT
[11:45] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sat May 12 11:45:49 2007.
[11:46] *** "playz5373" signed on at Sat May 12 11:46:09 2007.
[11:46] playz5373: WaTch OUt
[11:46] Chacranajxy: get disconnected there, rectum pounder
[11:46] Chacranajxy: fuck you, $$$$er
[11:46] playz5373: fUcK u CrAcKA
[11:46] playz5373: U BITCH CRACKA
[11:46] playz5373: IM GUNNA FIND U AN U GON BE SORRE!111
[11:47] playz5373: IM LEAVIN IN 5 MINZ ON DA BUZX
[11:47] Chacranajxy: o yeah?
[11:47] Chacranajxy: kewl
[11:47] playz5373: ILL BE THER 21MORROW
[11:47] playz5373: BITHC U BEST WATCH OTU
[11:47] playz5373: I BITCH SLAP KRACKAZ LIK U
[11:47] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sat May 12 11:47:21 2007.

[Inf^Shini]

Great, the next episode on "meeting of the minds"!

Hey, did you actually send him something via mail?

Did you put some random return address?

[Chacrana]

Great, the next episode on "meeting of the minds"!

Hey, did you actually send him something via mail?

Did you put some random return address?

I actually sent him one of those novelty million dollar bills at Walgreens and included a note that said "keep the change." I made up some bullshit return address that I can't remember.

[Chacrana]

[12:10] Chacranajxy: i thought you were leaving on the bus, motherfucker
[12:10] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sat May 12 12:10:30 2007.

[Immortal fWd]

It's times like these that I wish I still worked for that craptastic company AOL. At least I could have possibly gotten some more info on the guy.

[linkpwns]

lol

Every single account that he has is playz5373... shouldn't that be his ebay account?

Oh, and did you read that convo with the guy from Anything4Free... it is freaken funny...

http://www.anything4free.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=73668&mode=threaded&pid=477197

here is a little quote from that dialogue...
playz5373: lik is there a system 2 verify kreditz
RNSupportJay: Yes, all of the offers have these systems implemented.
playz5373: is there n e way 2 get past em
playz5373: im jus sayin
playz5373: so ppl dont do dat
playz5373: so i kan tell em not to
RNSupportJay: No there is not. That also would be against the law.
playz5373: wat law
playz5373: us law or ma law
RNSupportJay: US Law.
playz5373: does it apply 2 ma tho
RNSupportJay: Yes you live in the US...
playz5373: sumtimez hterez exceptionz

[Chacrana]

So the fact that he's been polluting other sites... doesn't that sorta prove it's not a CAG that's just being retarded... continually?

Anyway, I personally think that these convos on CAG are better. Thanks to the excessive profanity and legitimate pics.

[linkpwns]

So the fact that he's been polluting other sites... doesn't that sorta prove it's not a CAG that's just being retarded... continually?

Anyway, I personally think that these convos on CAG are better. Thanks to the excessive profanity and legitimate pics.

Lol true. I can't imagine how stupid this guy really is. Asking a support person from a website if he wants to buy games...

[Thongsy]

This is great entertainment, what not? He'll go to the local PD and ask them if they want to buy games?

[Lobsterjohnson]

You gotta trick this guy into doing something....but what. Making him go to the PD would be really funny.

[Chacrana]

You gotta trick this guy into doing something....but what. Making him go to the PD would be really funny.

Man, if someone can find out the address of the local PD, I will so fucking try and trick him into going there to kick my ass.

[lordwow]

Man, if someone can find out the address of the local PD, I will so fucking try and trick him into going there to kick my ass.

Well the BPD HQ is on the corner of Tremont St and Ruggles St in Roxbury, MA.

[linkpwns]

Has anyone seen him online recently?

[depascal22]

Whew, this was pure gold. Thanks for the laughs. Oh, and don't ever joke about slavery again. Then, I'll have to kick your ass.

[Chacrana]

heh, depasc, I can't tell if you're serious or joking, but I just wanted to see how he'd react that once. Okay kthx.

More importantly, WIP. New convo up today lawlz.

[Chacrana]

2 convos had at once. One mean, one not. This guy must have a very short term memory

[10:34] Chacranajxy: hey, where was you, motherfucker?
[10:34] Chacranajxy: I was waiting with my shotgun
[10:34] playz5373: FUCK U BITCH
[10:34] playz5373: ILL FUCK U UP IF U SAY SHIT
[10:34] Chacranajxy: I thought you were going to
[10:34] Chacranajxy: now send my shit, or I'll stab you in the throat
[10:34] playz5373: i tahgut i d be nize an not do it
[10:34] playz5373: but i guezz i gutta no bitch
[10:35] Chacranajxy: you can't afford to take the bus across the country
[10:35] Chacranajxy: y'ol bastuhd
[10:35] playz5373: SHUT DA FUKK UP U DON KNO SHIT BOUT ME BITCH
[10:35] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME
[10:35] Chacranajxy: except for your name
[10:35] Chacranajxy: address
[10:35] playz5373: I DONT WAN2 TALK 2 U
[10:35] Chacranajxy: social security number
[10:35] Chacranajxy: etc
[10:35] Chacranajxy: y'know
[10:35] playz5373: IFU WANT ME 2 SEND SHYT ouT dEn
[10:35] playz5373: pIk 3 MoRE gASmEz FrOM mY lIst
[10:36] Chacranajxy: where's your list
[10:36] playz5373: ANd I will SeND uR LDo AzZ sHIt Out
[10:36] playz5373: I gOTz KrAkDoWn
[10:36] playz5373: GoDz oFwArZ
[10:36] Chacranajxy: YO ON THA REAL FAMO YOU ARE NO HELP AT ALL, GO EAT A PACK OF CORN NUTS.. IF ANYONE CAN HELP THAS WASSUP BECUZ IM ABOUT TO BE THE 1ST PERSON TO MAKE A FLYING PS2 CUZ AS FAR AS IM GONNA THROW IT THIS SHIT AIN'T NEVER GONNA COME DOWN!!!!
[10:37] playz5373: FUC U BITCCHHHZ ILL FUCKIN KICK UR AZZ AN FUCK U UP ILL THRO UR AZZ UP IN DA AIR
[10:37] Chacranajxy: what the fuck?
[10:37] Chacranajxy: are you retarded?
[10:37] playz5373: r u retarded
[10:37] playz5373: u say u gunna thro me in da air n sum shit
[10:37] Chacranajxy: well... can u answer my question first
[10:37] playz5373: ill thro u in da air bithc well see wut happen
[10:37] Chacranajxy: I'll break yo face
[10:38] Chacranajxy: Fred Durst Style
[10:38] playz5373: ILL FUCK U UP
[10:38] playz5373: fukk u bitch
[10:38] Chacranajxy: IMON BRAKE YO FAAACE
[10:38] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME
[10:38] Chacranajxy: NO
[10:38] playz5373: I DON WANT2 TALK 2 U
[10:38] Chacranajxy: I will not
[10:38] Chacranajxy: sell me some shit
[10:38] playz5373: WEN I GOT ON AIM Y U KEEP IMIN ME
[10:38] playz5373: i don sell gamez
[10:38] playz5373: neva did
[10:38] Chacranajxy: LET ME SEE YOUR EBAY LISTINGS SO I CAN BUY SHIT
[10:38] playz5373: buuut if u wanna buy sum sum1 i kno duez
[10:38] playz5373: u SuCk DiCk
[10:39] Chacranajxy: I do not do any such thing
[10:39] playz5373: i do wanna talk 2 u
[10:39] playz5373: stop min me plez
[10:39] Chacranajxy: I wanna buy some stuff
[10:39] Chacranajxy: who are these people that sell shit
[10:39] playz5373: jose rodriguez
[10:39] playz5373: he sellz da shit
[10:39] Chacranajxy: and how can I talk to him?
[10:39] playz5373: ill ge him
[10:39] playz5373: HI IM JOZE
[10:40] Chacranajxy: You spelled your own name wrong?
[10:40] playz5373: I SELL GAMEZ N N E THING U WANT
[10:40] playz5373: WAT GAMEZ U WANT
[10:40] Chacranajxy: do you have anything I can bid on on Ebay
[10:40] playz5373: U WANNA HACK ME FUKK U BITCH
[10:40] Chacranajxy: WHAT THE FUCK I JUST WANT TO BUY SOMETHING
[10:40] playz5373: IM COMIN 4 U BIITCH
[10:40] playz5373: BEST STAE PUT WEN WE CUM BITCH
[10:40] Chacranajxy: y
[10:40] playz5373: im gettin phil bak on
[10:40] playz5373: yo diz iz phil wutz happenin u $$$
[10:41] Chacranajxy: WHAT THE FUCK
[10:41] Chacranajxy: I want to talk to Joze
[10:41] playz5373: go 2 www.UsuKnuTZ.Com
[10:42] Chacranajxy: so... that site doesn't work
[10:42] Chacranajxy: fuckin' $$$$$$
[10:43] playz5373: FukK U
[10:43] Chacranajxy: FUCK YOU TOO
[10:46] Chacranajxy: $$$
[10:46] playz5373: Fukk UbitCh
[10:46] playz5373: StoP ImIN mE
[10:46] Chacranajxy: I am going to stab you
[10:46] playz5373: oR I Ll Be TheR rITe nOW
[10:47] Chacranajxy: really?
[10:47] playz5373: Im IN fRont Of Ur HouzE rITE nOW
[10:47] Chacranajxy: I dare you
[10:47] Chacranajxy: I motherfuckin' dare you
[10:47] playz5373: DonmAKe ME aNGry
[10:47] playz5373: U wOULDenT LIKE Me WHen IM angry BItCH
[10:47] Chacranajxy: why? will you try and rape me, you $$$$$$?
[10:47] playz5373: iLl TEach U a leZZon BitCh!11
[10:47] Chacranajxy: how?
[10:47] playz5373: HOW DDO U BLOK SUM1 ON AIM
[10:47] Chacranajxy: you didn't even finish school
[10:47] Chacranajxy: dumbfuck
[10:48] playz5373: HOWDO U KNO BITCH U DO KNO SHIT FUKK U
[10:49] Chacranajxy: oh
[10:49] Chacranajxy: I know
[10:49] Chacranajxy: because I live in Boston
[10:50] playz5373: WHO R U
[10:50] Chacranajxy: heheheheh
[10:51] playz5373: LETME KNO BITCH
[10:51] Chacranajxy: okay
[10:51] Chacranajxy: well if you want to settle this
[10:51] playz5373: illfindur azz
[10:51] Chacranajxy: or try and sell me sum games
[10:51] playz5373: ill fuck u da fukk up
[10:51] Chacranajxy: my address is [Please note, I am giving him the address to the Boston PD]
[10:51] Chacranajxy: 69 paris st
[10:51] Chacranajxy: east boston, MA
[10:51] playz5373: IM GUNNA FUK U UP BITCH
[10:51] Chacranajxy: 02128
[10:51] Chacranajxy: do it
[10:51] Chacranajxy: I dare you
[10:51] Chacranajxy: write that down
[10:51] Chacranajxy: bring a gun
[10:51] playz5373: 2NIT IM GUNNA BE @ UR DOOR
[10:51] playz5373: UR GUNNA B SORRY U DID SHIT BITCH
[10:51] playz5373: DIZWILL TDACH LEZZON 2 U
[10:51] Chacranajxy: yeah, I bet
[10:51] Chacranajxy: I'll murda you
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 187 MOTHER FUCKER
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 1
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 8
[10:52] Chacranajxy: 7
[10:52] playz5373: FUKK U
[10:52] playz5373: SUKK MY DICK U GOT NO BALLZ BITCCH
[10:52] Chacranajxy: then you must not have much interest in me
[10:52] Chacranajxy: $$$
[10:54] Chacranajxy: I'm gonna get you
[10:54] Chacranajxy: I will be waiting
[10:54] Chacranajxy: so you'd better show up
[10:54] playz5373: U KNO WUT BITCH
[10:54] playz5373: HOW OLD R U
[10:54] Chacranajxy: old enough to see that you're a pussy
[10:55] Chacranajxy: you afraid?
[10:55] playz5373: UR PROLLY SUM PUNK AZZ KID
[10:55] Chacranajxy: afraid to bring your knives and guns
[10:55] playz5373: LIK 12 YEARZ OL
[10:55] Chacranajxy: yeah, right
[10:55] Chacranajxy: a 12 year old that makes you look like a retard
[10:55] playz5373: WUTZ UR MYSPACE
[10:55] Chacranajxy: hope you feel good about that
[10:55] Chacranajxy: uhm it's
[10:55] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[10:55] playz5373: DATZ MINE BIGTCH $$$ET
[10:56] Chacranajxy: nuh uh
[10:56] playz5373: IM CUMIN W4 U BOY
[10:56] playz5373: U BEZT WATCH OUT UR BAK
[10:56] Chacranajxy: well, just so you know
[10:56] playz5373: U GOT KONNEKTZIONZ IN BOSTON CALI ETC IGOT KONNECTIONZ ALL OVA WORLD
[10:56] Chacranajxy: I will shoot you
[10:56] playz5373: i go homiez down lal ova da wurld so u bezt watch out
[10:56] playz5373: u betat be hom2day btch
[10:56] Chacranajxy: I will be
[10:57] Chacranajxy: waiting for your rabid ass to come by so I can end you
[10:57] playz5373: hahahhaha puzzy bitch
[10:58] Chacranajxy: i will get you
[10:59] Chacranajxy: I WILL GET YOU
[10:59] Chacranajxy: $$$
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] playz5373: IM CUMIN 4 U RITE NOW BITCH
[11:00] Chacranajxy: myspace.com/playz5373
[11:00] Chacranajxy: yeah, whatever
[11:00] Chacranajxy: you're scared
[11:00] playz5373: ALZO I TELL OTHA PPL ON INTERNET NOT 2 SELL FROM U
[11:00] playz5373: SO UR GUNNA BE POOR BITCH
[11:00] playz5373: IM GUNNA SPREAD INFO BOUT U ON DA INTANET
[11:00] Chacranajxy: because my 6 figure salary wont cut it
[11:00] playz5373: AN OVA DA CITY
[11:01] playz5373: $6 SALARY HAH BITCH
[11:01] playz5373: IM CUMIN 4 U BITCH
[11:01] Chacranajxy: hahaha... yeah
[11:01] Chacranajxy: sure
[11:01] *** "playz5373" signed off at Fri May 18 11:01:14 2007.

[10:40] edesman911: hi, I heard you sell stuff
[10:41] playz5373: yea wutz up
[10:41] playz5373: wut site u frum
[10:41] edesman911: I'm from TGN
[10:41] edesman911: tho I know you haven't been there in a while
[10:41] playz5373: yo wut up
[10:41] playz5373: well sum1 lie an getme ban
[10:41] playz5373: $$$et
[10:41] playz5373: wut do u want
[10:42] playz5373: frum tgN
[10:42] playz5373: wut GaMeZ
[10:42] edesman911: I was hoping to get a copy of Gradius VI
[10:42] playz5373: or do u have gamez 2 sell
[10:42] playz5373: letme chek
[10:42] edesman911: and yeah, I'm trying to sell some shit like Suikoden II and Valkyrie Profile
[10:42] playz5373: i mite hav 1
[10:42] edesman911: noone seems to want 'em though
[10:42] playz5373: i got gradius iv
[10:42] playz5373: doez gamez suk dey frum lik 94
[10:42] edesman911: no no, gradius VI
[10:42] edesman911: that just came out last year
[10:42] playz5373: dey only worth lik $1 ech
[10:42] playz5373: gradius vi jus kame out las week
[10:43] playz5373: I GOT IT BRAN NEW@!!!
[10:43] edesman911: do you have a pic of it
[10:43] edesman911: just to make sure
[10:43] edesman911: cause I know I want that
[10:43] playz5373: umm i thinkigot 1
[10:43] playz5373: but itz in my otha computa
[10:43] edesman911: I'll give you those two shitty RPGs Suikoden II and Valkyrie Profile if you gimme it
[10:43] playz5373: nO
[10:43] playz5373: gradiuz iz worth like $60
[10:43] playz5373: itz a ps3 game
[10:43] edesman911: so you want more money on top of that?
[10:44] playz5373: ill give u 10% dizkount!!1
[10:44] edesman911: kewl
[10:44] edesman911: but I need a pic first
[10:44] playz5373: ok sen em 2
[10:44] playz5373: phil monez
[10:44] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston, man 02108
[10:44] playz5373: sen both gamez
[10:44] playz5373: n sen $65
[10:44] playz5373: pluz $5 shipan $7 tax
[10:44] edesman911: dude, I need proof you have the game though
[10:44] playz5373: wut proof
[10:45] playz5373: her u wana tal 2 sum1 i trad wit b4
[10:45] edesman911: a picture of the game
[10:45] playz5373: wut game
[10:45] edesman911: Gradius VI
[10:45] playz5373: i hav 1
[10:45] playz5373: itz 4 ps3 rite
[10:45] edesman911: yah, so can I see a picture of it
[10:45] edesman911: yea
[10:45] playz5373: ok i got it rite now!111
[10:45] edesman911: nice
[10:45] playz5373: problem iz muh kamera ranout of batteryz juize
[10:46] edesman911: dam
[10:46] playz5373: soi got 2 fin more batteryz

[10:46] edesman911: okay, that's fine
[10:46] playz5373: itz gunna tak lik 1 sekond tho
[10:46] edesman911: thas koo
[10:48] playz5373: iz it bluray ps3
[10:48] edesman911: yeah
[10:52] playz5373: i GOT it
[10:52] edesman911: awesome
[10:52] edesman911: got a link?
[10:52] playz5373: i guezz
[10:52] edesman911: so... can I see the picture?
[10:52] playz5373: uhh yeha hol on a sek
[10:53] playz5373: i think diz iz it
[10:53] playz5373: http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7880/gradiusivdd9.png
[10:53] playz5373: iz dat it
[10:53] edesman911: yeah, that looks pretty much like it
[10:53] playz5373: ok
[10:53] edesman911: and is brand new?
[10:54] playz5373: bran new
[10:54] playz5373: neva been open!1
[10:54] edesman911: cool
[10:54] edesman911: I'll send that money and those games today then
[10:54] edesman911: one other game I was wondering about though
[10:54] playz5373: ill sen out wen i get em
[10:54] playz5373: ye i got it
[10:54] edesman911: Rhythm Tengoku for the Dreamcast
[10:55] playz5373: i got it
[10:55] playz5373: $50
[10:55] edesman911: I need a pic of that too and then I'll send you whatever you want for it
[10:57] playz5373: i have apik but it wont work
[10:57] playz5373: but sum1 jus orda dat frum me herez der komment
[10:57] playz5373: "KAM BRAN NEW GR8 GAME PLAYZ5373 BEST SELLA ON DA WEB"
[10:57] edesman911: was taht on ebay?
[10:57] playz5373: jus sen muney
[10:57] playz5373: i gutta go sumwherez son
[10:57] edesman911: yeah, that's coo
[10:57] playz5373: ok wen u gunna sen
[10:57] edesman911: are you sellin' anything else on ebay though?
[10:58] edesman911: cause I just got an account
[10:58] edesman911: so I Wanna buy some stuff
[10:58] playz5373: ok igutta head out tho
[10:58] playz5373: wher do u liv
[10:58] edesman911: i mainly want dc games
[10:58] playz5373: ur not in ma r u
[10:58] edesman911: I live in Florida
[10:58] playz5373: ok goo
[10:58] playz5373: alzo ur on ebay rite
[10:58] edesman911: yeah
[10:58] playz5373: don eva trade wit sum1 name chacranajxy
[10:58] edesman911: sure, I won't
[10:58] playz5373: hez a puzzy bitchh an im gunna fin hiz azz l8r
[10:59] playz5373: he rip me off
[10:59] edesman911: but if I wanna buy stuff from you, how can I do that/
[10:59] playz5373: i sen him $800 4 a ps3
[10:59] playz5373: an he send me a supa nitendo
[10:59] edesman911: what an asshole
[10:59] playz5373: ok well iguttz go
[10:59] edesman911: sigh, okay
[10:59] edesman911: I'll send the money today
[10:59] playz5373: ALZO DID ANY1 ON TGN SAY N E THIN BOUT ME
[10:59] playz5373: IF DEY DO TELL EM SHJUTDA FUKK UP
[10:59] playz5373: alzo thanx 4 buyin
[10:59] edesman911: nobody's said anything
[10:59] playz5373: satizfaktion guarantee
[11:00] playz5373: alzo anything4free.com don go ther
[11:00] playz5373: bad site
[11:00] playz5373: dey meet ppl an rape em
[11:00] edesman911: err... okay
[11:00] edesman911: whaa???
[11:01] *** "playz5373" signed off at Fri May 18 11:01:14 2007.

[Lobsterjohnson]

I have updatez! He logged on today and I checked his profile. He's got his myspace linked!

http://myspace.com/playz5373

HMMM!

[depascal22]

No, we're cool, Chac. I'll just get you back on Gears or we can throw down on some DOA.

[ratzombie]

[11:00] Chacranajxy: because my 6 figure salary wont cut it
[11:01] playz5373: $6 SALARY HAH BITCH

:rofl:

[Chacrana]

[14:21] Chacranajxy: hey
[14:21] playz5373: hi wat do u want
[14:21] Chacranajxy: um... my fucking games
[14:21] Chacranajxy: I thought you were coming over
[14:21] Chacranajxy: to die
[14:21] playz5373: we neva tallk b4
[14:21] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 14:21:39 2007.

[daroga]

Wow...

daroga28 (3:52:21 PM): Hey man
playz5373 (3:52:24 PM): yo
daroga28 (3:52:30 PM): how's it going?
playz5373 (3:52:33 PM): good who u
playz5373 (3:52:37 PM): do i kno u
playz5373 (3:52:41 PM): did u go 2 sb>???
daroga28 (3:52:52 PM): I don't think so, a friend recommened me to
you to buy some games from
daroga28 (3:52:59 PM): do you have paypal?
playz5373 (3:53:07 PM): noo u kan jus sen $$
playz5373 (3:53:22 PM): if i buy sumthin from u tho ill sen u paypal
daroga28 (3:53:35 PM): you'll send me paypal if I buy something?
playz5373 (3:53:39 PM): alzo wut site rekkomend me
daroga28 (3:54:04 PM): a friend of mine, not sure what internet name
he uses
playz5373 (3:54:08 PM): o
playz5373 (3:54:12 PM): he buy gamez frum me??//
daroga28 (3:54:14 PM): I know him like IRL lol!
playz5373 (3:54:27 PM): wut do u want
daroga28 (3:54:34 PM): well, you runnin any sales?
playz5373 (3:54:42 PM): i mite
playz5373 (3:54:49 PM): bes pricez on da webb...
playz5373 (3:54:57 PM): all gamez r brand new to
playz5373 (3:55:02 PM): wait were u frum
playz5373 (3:55:08 PM): wut state
daroga28 (3:55:15 PM): Oregon
playz5373 (3:55:18 PM): ok jus wunderin
playz5373 (3:55:22 PM): 2 maek sure
playz5373 (3:55:25 PM): ok wut gamez u lookin 4
playz5373 (3:55:30 PM): i kan chek 2 see if dey on sale
daroga28 (3:55:52 PM): Well, you know how cause of contractz and
stuff Nintendo had to make that Mario Time Warp game
for the PS1? I'd like to get ahold of that.
daroga28 (3:55:56 PM): I know its rare
daroga28 (3:56:04 PM): but my buddy said you had the hookup
playz5373 (3:56:09 PM): welli kan chek
playz5373 (3:56:13 PM): i thank i got sum of em
daroga28 (3:56:15 PM): ok
playz5373 (3:56:17 PM): i kan chek yo
daroga28 (3:56:23 PM): That would be awesome
daroga28 (3:56:28 PM): I've been looking everywhere for it
playz5373 (3:56:34 PM): i got it
daroga28 (3:56:39 PM): I'll buy it at a high price!
playz5373 (3:56:43 PM): las kopy top
playz5373 (3:56:48 PM): so itz gunna be high price
playz5373 (3:56:50 PM): but itz on sale
playz5373 (3:56:52 PM): so lik sum off
daroga28 (3:57:00 PM): I need a picture of it though, you know, just
to be sure
playz5373 (3:57:06 PM): um y
daroga28 (3:57:19 PM): well, I'm sure you're legit, but I've been
scammed, and HARD before
daroga28 (3:57:23 PM): It didn't feel natural
playz5373 (3:57:36 PM): well ur frend buy frum me b4
daroga28 (3:57:36 PM): so I want to just double check that you've got
it, ok?
playz5373 (3:57:42 PM): wut systemz it 4 gain
daroga28 (3:57:46 PM): PS1
playz5373 (3:58:05 PM): um ok
playz5373 (3:58:27 PM): well i got da pik rite here
daroga28 (3:58:48 PM): awesome, can ya send it over?
playz5373 (3:58:55 PM): itz in my otha pik tho
playz5373 (3:58:59 PM): so u gunna hav 2 wait
daroga28 (3:59:04 PM): howlong?
playz5373 (3:59:07 PM): lik 1 sek
daroga28 (3:59:11 PM): ok
daroga28 (4:00:19 PM): it's been like 6 seks already
playz5373 (4:00:28 PM): uhhh bpatinet
playz5373 (4:00:51 PM): itz playstataion rite?!?
daroga28 (4:00:54 PM): yes
daroga28 (4:01:09 PM): You have a car?
playz5373 (4:01:12 PM): yez
playz5373 (4:01:18 PM): i gotz a few aktually
daroga28 (4:01:41 PM): I just got my third corvette last night
daroga28 (4:01:45 PM): love those fraking thinfgs
daroga28 (4:01:52 PM): its a 73, mint condition
playz5373 (4:01:55 PM): i got dat to
daroga28 (4:01:57 PM): like 8k miles
playz5373 (4:02:01 PM): i got it
daroga28 (4:02:08 PM): Actually, it's so new it has negative miles, you
know?
playz5373 (4:02:14 PM): yeh
playz5373 (4:02:42 PM): wutz da game kall agian
playz5373 (4:02:50 PM): jus chekin make sure rite 1
daroga28 (4:02:53 PM): Mario Time Warp, I thought you had it?
playz5373 (4:02:57 PM): i do
playz5373 (4:03:03 PM): i got da sekon 1 2 tho
playz5373 (4:03:10 PM): marioz warp pipe 1 an 2
daroga28 (4:03:25 PM): One time I filled the trunk up with $10 bills
and had my friend in his huimmer rearend me and send
money flying all over the street, just to watch people
chase it. Ever done that?
playz5373 (4:03:43 PM): i donnno
daroga28 (4:03:58 PM): I'd think you'd remember doing something
like that
daroga28 (4:04:00 PM): it was a lot of money
daroga28 (4:04:04 PM): but worth it, right?
playz5373 (4:04:10 PM): wtf
daroga28 (4:04:19 PM): anyway, I have a stack of cash here waiting
for this game, you got the pic yet?
playz5373 (4:04:32 PM): yez
playz5373 (4:04:35 PM): rite here
daroga28 (4:04:51 PM): send it on over
playz5373 (4:06:45 PM): DO U NEED date on it
daroga28 (4:06:52 PM): nah
daroga28 (4:07:03 PM): just the pic would be good
playz5373 (4:07:56 PM): HeRE iT IZ
daroga28 (4:09:38 PM): Do you ever step inside a garbage can, just to
see what garbage feels liek when it's all crammed in
there? Can really give you perspective.
daroga28 (4:09:43 PM): Where's the picture?
playz5373 (4:09:52 PM): itz rite here.
daroga28 (4:10:01 PM): awesome
daroga28 (4:10:07 PM): can you actually send it to me?
playz5373 (4:10:08 PM): here u goez
daroga28 (4:10:10 PM): awesome
playz5373 (4:10:11 PM): um yea
playz5373 (4:10:14 PM): i kan i guezz
playz5373 (4:10:18 PM): u neva saw da game cova did u
daroga28 (4:10:28 PM): a long, long time ago
daroga28 (4:10:38 PM): I don't remember what it looks like
playz5373 (4:10:39 PM):
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3674/marioah7.png
daroga28 (4:11:48 PM): isn't it funny how the box art back then
looked like someone with no talent spent 5 minutes
copying and pasting things into Paint to make it? So
weird!
daroga28 (4:11:56 PM): So, with the sale, will $500 cover the game?
playz5373 (4:12:05 PM): pluz ship an tax
playz5373 (4:12:09 PM): but i will give ue free tax + ship
playz5373 (4:12:11 PM): kuz itz on sale
daroga28 (4:12:15 PM): awesome
daroga28 (4:12:18 PM): so how much then?
playz5373 (4:12:20 PM): sen it 2
playz5373 (4:12:23 PM): philip monez
playz5373 (4:12:34 PM): 395 washington st boston ma 02108
playz5373 (4:12:40 PM): $500 i guezz
playz5373 (4:12:43 PM): u say $500 rite?/
daroga28 (4:12:51 PM): No, I said $5.00
playz5373 (4:13:01 PM): uhh no
playz5373 wants to directly connect (4:13:10 PM).
daroga28 (4:13:30 PM): what's this?
playz5373 has not responded; no connection was
made. Make sure that your Buddy is using the
latest version of AIM. Changing your settings in the
Firewall preference may help. Also both you and
your Buddy may need to adjust the settings of the
firewall software on your individual networks (4:13:41 PM).
daroga28 (4:13:53 PM): I was just jokin with ya
playz5373 (4:13:53 PM): daroga28 (4:12:58 PM): i pay u $500
playz5373 (4:13:57 PM): datz wut u say
daroga28 (4:14:09 PM): that's not what I said at all
daroga28 (4:14:18 PM): But I'll pay you $500 cause I said so
playz5373 (4:14:23 PM): okkkkkk
daroga28 (4:14:25 PM): well, can me make it $300
daroga28 (4:14:26 PM): ?
daroga28 (4:14:30 PM): Cause I want to get other stuff too
playz5373 (4:14:36 PM): $400
daroga28 (4:14:44 PM): $300.01
playz5373 (4:14:50 PM): jus send $700 an i will sen u lik 20 gamez
daroga28 (4:15:04 PM): well, we have to talk about each game first
daroga28 (4:15:13 PM): I'm not just going to waste money, you know?
playz5373 (4:15:15 PM): jeez man
playz5373 (4:15:19 PM): good gamez i wll sen
daroga28 (4:15:25 PM): I have a car wrecking money-flying habbit to
feed yet
playz5373 (4:15:37 PM): wat
daroga28 (4:15:39 PM): Ok, the second thing I want is really, really
rare, I doubt you have it, but what the heck?
playz5373 (4:15:47 PM): i have it
playz5373 (4:15:59 PM): send da muney 2nite or 2morrow thx
daroga28 (4:16:06 PM): you sure, I haven't even told you what it is
playz5373 (4:16:13 PM): mario warp pipe
daroga28 (4:16:18 PM): no, I want something else too
daroga28 (4:16:27 PM): but a piece of game hardware
daroga28 (4:16:53 PM): The Sony Sega CD attachemnt for the
Dreamcast. It pluugs intoo the modem, you know?
daroga28 (4:16:57 PM): it was like an add-on
playz5373 (4:16:59 PM): i got it
daroga28 (4:17:00 PM): very rare
playz5373 (4:17:02 PM): send da muney now
daroga28 (4:17:07 PM): I'd pay a ton for that
daroga28 (4:17:10 PM): can I get a pic first?
playz5373 (4:17:32 PM): y ui want pik
daroga28 (4:17:50 PM): because there's very few of these in the world
daroga28 (4:17:57 PM): just want to make sure I don't get screwed
again
playz5373 (4:18:08 PM): no i got it bran new frum nitnedno
playz5373 (4:18:19 PM): trus me itz new
daroga28 (4:18:22 PM): Nintendo didn't make it
playz5373 (4:18:24 PM): ur friend order 1 frum me
playz5373 (4:18:27 PM): didnt say dey did
daroga28 (4:18:28 PM): I think you're lying to me
playz5373 (4:18:35 PM): neva say nintendo make it lol
daroga28 (4:18:48 PM): my friend bought 40 copies of Hamserz Life
from you for the DS, not that
playz5373 (4:18:55 PM): wt
playz5373 (4:18:57 PM): wtf
playz5373 (4:19:10 PM): ok wut do u want pik off
daroga28 (4:19:29 PM): the Sony Sega CD attachemnt for the
Dreamcast. It pluugs intoo the modem, you know?
playz5373 (4:19:39 PM): i got it
daroga28 (4:19:47 PM): can I get a pic?
playz5373 (4:19:54 PM): y
daroga28 (4:20:28 PM): so I know you have it and aren't just going to
take my $2000 and run to Mexiconney Island, you
know?
playz5373 (4:20:32 PM): http://www.rolentapress.com/rolenta/collection/sega/segacd.jpg
playz5373 (4:20:39 PM): u plug it in on da top
playz5373 (4:21:43 PM): u gunna send now
daroga28 (4:22:07 PM): no, that's the Sega CD
daroga28 (4:22:10 PM): for the Genesis
playz5373 (4:22:14 PM): it plugz into it
daroga28 (4:22:15 PM): very common worth like $3
playz5373 (4:22:19 PM): it kumz wit both
daroga28 (4:22:22 PM): I want the Sony Sega CD for the Dreamcast
playz5373 (4:22:24 PM): i add gneziz 4 free
playz5373 (4:22:26 PM): datz da 1
playz5373 (4:22:30 PM): u plug it on top
playz5373 (4:22:35 PM): genezix iz optional
daroga28 (4:22:38 PM): no
daroga28 (4:22:47 PM): That doesn't work on the Dreamcast, I have
one of those already
playz5373 (4:22:49 PM): I THINK ID KNO I HAV IT
playz5373 (4:22:52 PM): ILL TEST IT 4 U OK
playz5373 (4:23:03 PM): OK IT WORKZ
playz5373 (4:23:33 PM): NOW U WANT IT
daroga28 (4:23:56 PM): Ok, now I know you're lying to me
playz5373 (4:23:59 PM): NO
daroga28 (4:24:00 PM): that thing had a 15 minutes load
time
playz5373 (4:24:01 PM): I DONT LIE
playz5373 (4:24:03 PM): IF IT DONT WORK 4 U
playz5373 (4:24:06 PM): ILL REFUND UR $$
playz5373 (4:24:22 PM): SO JSU SEND DA MUNEY THX
MAN!!11
playz5373 signed off at 4:24:25 PM.

[Chacrana]

I'll read that in a sec... I wasn't too into it today, but:

[14:46] Chacranajxy: HAY WERE YOU GOIN
[14:46] playz5373: FUKK U SOTIP IMIN ME
[14:46] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 14:46:46 2007.
[14:47] Chacranajxy: $$$
[14:47] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[14:50] *** "playz5373" signed on at Mon May 21 14:50:23 2007.
[14:56] Chacranajxy: HEY $$$
[14:56] Chacranajxy: BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
[14:56] Chacranajxy: THOT YOU WAS GONNA COME GET ME
[14:57] playz5373: FUKK U BITCH I KNEW U BITCH $$$$AZ FRUM WAY BAK FUK U ONCE I GET AHLOD OF U THANGZ AINT GUNNA BE SO PRETY BITCH!!1
[14:57] Chacranajxy: oh yeah
[14:58] Chacranajxy: BITCH YO KNOW
[14:59] playz5373: U KNO WUT I TRY 2 KEEP IT KOO IM GUNNA HAV 2 RELLY CUM 4 U
[14:59] playz5373: I WUZ AITIN 4 SUM PPL 2 CUM WIT ME UR GUNNA BE SORRY BVITCH BOY
[14:59] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[14:59] Chacranajxy: i LIVE AT THE POLICE STATION
[14:59] Chacranajxy: I WORK THERE
[14:59] Chacranajxy: COME GET ME YOU FUCK
[15:02] Chacranajxy: [14:46] Chacranajxy: HAY WERE YOU GOIN
[14:46] playz5373: FUKK U SOTIP IMIN ME
[14:46] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 14:46:46 2007.
[14:47] Chacranajxy: $$$
[14:47] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[14:50] *** "playz5373" signed on at Mon May 21 14:50:23 2007.
[14:56] Chacranajxy: HEY $$$
[14:56] Chacranajxy: BITCH BETTA HAVE MY MONEY
[14:56] Chacranajxy: THOT YOU WAS GONNA COME GET ME
[14:57] playz5373: FUKK U BITCH I KNEW U BITCH $$$$AZ FRUM WAY BAK FUK U ONCE I GET AHLOD OF U THANGZ AINT GUNNA BE SO PRETY BITCH!!1
[14:57] Chacranajxy: oh yeah
[14:58] Chacranajxy: BITCH YO KNOW
[14:59] playz5373: U KNO WUT I TRY 2 KEEP IT KOO IM GUNNA HAV 2 RELLY CUM 4 U
[14:59] playz5373: I WUZ AITIN 4 SUM PPL 2 CUM WIT ME UR GUNNA BE SORRY BVITCH BOY
[14:59] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[14:59] Chacranajxy: i LIVE AT THE POLICE STATION
[14:59] Chacranajxy: I WORK THERE
[14:59] Chacranajxy: COME GET ME YOU FUCK
[15:03] playz5373: do u live in house trailor or aprtmnt
[15:03] Chacranajxy: I live in the police department's building
[15:03] Chacranajxy: ask for joshua cheng
[15:03] playz5373: imoutsided ur houze rite now bitch
[15:03] Chacranajxy: then come inside and get me
[15:04] Chacranajxy: oh, hold on, gotta put some garlic breadsticks in the oven
[15:05] Chacranajxy: okay, I'm back $$$
[15:07] Chacranajxy: YOU
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: LET'S START A WAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: START A NUCLEAR WAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:07] Chacranajxy: NOW TELL ME DO YA
[15:07] Chacranajxy: DO YA HAVE ANY MONEY?
[15:07] playz5373: im gunna knok da shit outta u
[15:07] Chacranajxy: I WANNA SPEND ALL YO MONEY
[15:08] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] playz5373: im rich bitch ill fuk u up
[15:08] Chacranajxy: OH YEAH?
[15:08] Chacranajxy: WELL
[15:08] Chacranajxy: IVE GOT SOMETHIN TO PUT IN YOU
[15:08] Chacranajxy: IVE GOT SOMETHIN TO PUT IN YOU
[15:08] Chacranajxy: IVE GOT SOMETHIN TO PUT IN YOU
[15:08] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: GAY BAR
[15:08] Chacranajxy: WWEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWW!
[15:08] playz5373: BICTCH
[15:08] Chacranajxy: YOURE A SUPERSTAR
[15:08] playz5373: fuk k U
[15:08] Chacranajxy: AT THE GAY BAR
[15:09] playz5373: UR GAY LOLO FUKKIUN KRACKER BITCH
[15:09] playz5373: IM NOT GOIN NEAR U
[15:09] Chacranajxy: i will want to have sex with you
[15:09] playz5373: I GOT UR $$4 RITE HER
[15:09] playz5373: IM NOT SENDIN UR GAMEZ
[15:09] playz5373: U GOT JACKED BITCH
[15:09] Chacranajxy: I just want to do it
[15:09] Chacranajxy: I JUST WANT TO DO IT
[15:10] playz5373: $$$G.COM
[15:10] Chacranajxy: You wanna do it there
[15:10] playz5373: FUMKKK U BITCH TSOP IMIN ME
[15:10] Chacranajxy: NO
[15:10] Chacranajxy: NO I WILL NOT UNTIL YOU SUKK MY COKK
[15:12] playz5373: im gunna kut it ouff btich!@1
[15:12] Chacranajxy: and then sukk it
[15:13] playz5373: bitch
[15:14] playz5373: FUKK OFF
[15:14] Chacranajxy: NO
[15:19] Chacranajxy: Hey, do you want to play CLASSMATE MAHJONG!?!?!?!?!
[15:24] *** "playz5373" signed off at Mon May 21 15:24:09 2007.

[Roufuss]

I love how the second picture just says SEGA.

[Chacrana]

Man, what a stupid guy... that was a good convo.

[daroga]

I love how the second picture just says SEGA.Ah, that was AIM's text-saving mistake. I edited it. Not that the real thing is much better.

[Roufuss]

Ah, that was AIM's text-saving mistake. I edited it. Not that the real thing is much better.

:rofl:

[depascal22]

This is getting ridiculously funny. You'd think he would've changed his AIM screen name by now.

[primetime]

I like the subtle RE4 reference in Daroga's convo.

[daroga]

I like the subtle RE4 reference in Daroga's convo.I was hoping for another chance to throw something in there, but I never saw the window.

[linkpwns]

I have updatez! He logged on today and I checked his profile. He's got his myspace linked!

http://myspace.com/playz5373

HMMM!

Did you see the schools section of his myspace? It is pathetic!
South Boston High (http://search.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=find&circuitaction=search&searchType=network&f_first_name=&InterestType=SCH&f_search_criteria=45656&x=46&y=12)
South Boston, MA
Graduated: N/A (http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/)
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Clubs: playaz
1995 to 1997

Also, he only has one friend, and it is the default friend that myspace gives you! Ha!

[cdubb1605]

this is seriously some of the funniest shit ive ever read.

seemed the best thread to make my first post in.

[Chacrana]

working on the first one in a while that I myself have been crying laughing over.

[Chacrana]

I can't... breathe.

[21:15] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:15] playz5373: nevatalk 2 u b4
[21:15] Chacranajxy: i know
[21:15] Chacranajxy: but I heard you sell stuff
[21:15] playz5373: so ufkk off!!11
[21:16] Chacranajxy: huh
[21:16] playz5373: i kno u bich fuk ur azz
[21:16] Chacranajxy: would you like to?
[21:17] playz5373: ill fukk u up so badle jus shut da fukk up u kunt azz ho bitch ill fukkin get ur azz stop imin me i don wanna talk 2 u bitch azz ho fukk off
[21:17] Chacranajxy: uhm, so why didn't you visit me?
[21:17] playz5373: kuz i don kno ur adrezz pluz u live in kali
[21:17] playz5373: but im der rite now
[21:17] playz5373: an if u don stop imin me
[21:17] Chacranajxy: but I thought you and your boys were gonna fuck me up
[21:17] playz5373: im gunna cum 2 u rite now bitch
[21:17] playz5373: u bezt watch out
[21:17] playz5373: we gunna
[21:17] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME WE GUNNA FUKK U UP BITCH
[21:17] Chacranajxy: no
[21:17] Chacranajxy: I won't do it
[21:18] Chacranajxy: I will not stop
[21:18] playz5373: alrite bitch u ask 4 It!!!1
[21:18] Chacranajxy: k
[21:18] Chacranajxy: I asked for it
[21:18] Chacranajxy: now what ?
[21:18] playz5373: im rite ther rite now
[21:18] Chacranajxy: okay
[21:18] playz5373: do u have houze or apt or trailor
[21:18] Chacranajxy: so do something
[21:18] Chacranajxy: it's an apt
[21:18] playz5373: im outside ur apt rite now bitcfdh!!1
[21:18] Chacranajxy: okay
[21:18] Chacranajxy: so come on in
[21:18] Chacranajxy: the door's unlocked
[21:19] playz5373: i think ill be nic tho
[21:19] Chacranajxy: no no
[21:19] Chacranajxy: come in
[21:19] playz5373: if u shut da fukk up maybe i wont hav 2 fukk u up
[21:19] Chacranajxy: I insist
[21:19] playz5373: OK WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[21:19] Chacranajxy: well...
[21:19] playz5373: U KNO WUT
[21:19] Chacranajxy: you're right outside
[21:19] Chacranajxy: I mean... you should know, right?
[21:19] playz5373: 4 LIKE WEEKZ U WON STOP BUGGIN ME SHUT DA FUCK UP U LIL BTICH I DON LIKE U BITCH
[21:19] playz5373: U KUNT
[21:19] Chacranajxy: look
[21:20] Chacranajxy: if you have a problem
[21:20] Chacranajxy: why not come in
[21:20] Chacranajxy: you're right outside
[21:20] Chacranajxy: just open the door
[21:20] Chacranajxy: are you scared?
[21:20] playz5373: SHUT UP U BITCH
[21:20] playz5373: WHO R U
[21:20] Chacranajxy: if you come in
[21:20] Chacranajxy: you'll know
[21:20] Chacranajxy: that's all you gotta do
[21:20] playz5373: u wanna order n e thin wit kredit kard tho
[21:20] Chacranajxy: uhm yeah
[21:20] playz5373: if u sen me $20 i wont kick ur azz
[21:20] Chacranajxy: no
[21:20] Chacranajxy: I want you to try and kick my ass
[21:20] playz5373: ok bitch
[21:20] playz5373: ur azk 4 it!@!1
[21:20] Chacranajxy: okay
[21:20] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz
[21:21] playz5373: ur in kali tho rite
[21:21] Chacranajxy: YOURE RIGHT OUTSIDE MY FUCKING HOUSE
[21:21] Chacranajxy: YOU SHOULD FUCKING KNOW
[21:21] playz5373: i kno im jus wunderin
[21:21] Chacranajxy: well, what does the address thing outside my house say?
[21:21] playz5373: it sayz dat yea
[21:21] Chacranajxy: uhm
[21:22] Chacranajxy: sorry, can you read?
[21:22] playz5373: yea u kant tho
[21:22] Chacranajxy: oh, that's why you're the one who sounds like a fucking retard
[21:22] Chacranajxy: and you're the one who didn't finish school
[21:22] Chacranajxy: because you're too damn stupid
[21:22] playz5373: go 2 GAY$$$$$$Z.NET BITCH
[21:22] Chacranajxy: suck my cock
[21:22] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:22] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $200
[21:22] Chacranajxy: if you come out to Kali
[21:22] Chacranajxy: and suck my cock
[21:23] playz5373: wuld u rely do $200
[21:23] Chacranajxy: I would do $200
[21:23] Chacranajxy: if you did that
[21:23] playz5373: u live in kali bitch fukk u
[21:23] playz5373: kaliz gay
[21:23] Chacranajxy: will you do that for $200?
[21:23] playz5373: i got $$$$az in la tho
[21:23] Chacranajxy: no no, I want you to suck my cock
[21:23] Chacranajxy: not them
[21:23] Chacranajxy: I will pay you 300
[21:24] Chacranajxy: $300
[21:24] playz5373: i didnt say dem u $$$!!1
[21:24] Chacranajxy: plus pay for gas
[21:24] Chacranajxy: and connys
[21:24] playz5373: ur a $$$
[21:24] Chacranajxy: c'mon
[21:24] Chacranajxy: $400
[21:24] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $400 to suck my cock
[21:24] playz5373: u kum her
[21:24] Chacranajxy: and then you'll do it?
[21:24] Chacranajxy: will you?
[21:25] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:25] Chacranajxy: answer me
[21:25] Chacranajxy: will you suck my cock if I go there
[21:25] playz5373: how much u pay
[21:25] Chacranajxy: $500
[21:25] playz5373: how long
[21:25] Chacranajxy: just a couple minutes
[21:25] playz5373: ur fukkin gay bro
[21:25] Chacranajxy: okay, 30 seconds
[21:26] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $500 for that
[21:26] playz5373: 4 $500?
[21:26] Chacranajxy: es
[21:26] playz5373: r u seriouz?
[21:26] Chacranajxy: yes
[21:26] playz5373: ud kum her tho?
[21:26] Chacranajxy: yeah
[21:26] playz5373: jus 4 30 sekz tho rite
[21:26] playz5373: nuthin elze ok
[21:26] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's it
[21:26] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston ma 01208
[21:26] playz5373: ud hav 2 kum on top floor
[21:26] playz5373: ud see old buildin
[21:26] playz5373: go thru da bak
[21:26] playz5373: thrud a door near da exit
[21:27] playz5373: tak da stariz on da rite
[21:27] playz5373: ull see lik 12 roomz
[21:27] playz5373: go 2 room 6 b
[21:27] Chacranajxy: okay, so just to make sure, you will suck my cock for $500, yes?
[21:27] playz5373: only 10 sekz tho rite
[21:27] Chacranajxy: yes
[21:27] playz5373: r u seriouz
[21:27] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm dead serious
[21:27] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $500
[21:27] Chacranajxy: so will you suck my cock
[21:27] Chacranajxy: ?
[21:27] playz5373: u jus say $600
[21:27] Chacranajxy: 600
[21:27] Chacranajxy: yeah
[21:27] Chacranajxy: that's what I meant
[21:27] playz5373: now iu droopp prize
[21:27] playz5373: ok
[21:27] playz5373: yea
[21:28] playz5373: wait u take train her?
[21:28] Chacranajxy: with pleasure
[21:28] playz5373: ur pretty gay
[21:28] Chacranajxy: kinda
[21:28] playz5373: um i don go dat way but
[21:28] playz5373: if u gunna pay $600
[21:28] playz5373: 9itz all koo
[21:28] Chacranajxy: yeah
[21:28] playz5373: r u sure itz only 10 sekz tho
[21:29] Chacranajxy: yeah, only 10 secs
[21:29] Chacranajxy: that's it
[21:29] Chacranajxy: nothing more
[21:29] playz5373: n e longer im gunna bust ur azz bitch
[21:29] Chacranajxy: don't worry
[21:29] Chacranajxy: but yeah, just to confirm, you'll suck my cock for $$$
[21:29] Chacranajxy: ?
[21:29] playz5373: $600 ???
[21:29] Chacranajxy: yes
[21:29] playz5373: alzo no chekz
[21:29] Chacranajxy: you will suck my cock for that much cash
[21:29] playz5373: CA$HVILLE biTcH!!1
[21:29] Chacranajxy: ?
[21:29] playz5373: aLzO u beS brAng No oNe ElzE
[21:29] Chacranajxy: I won't
[21:30] Chacranajxy: just me
[21:30] playz5373: aNd If IT aINt $600
[21:30] playz5373: U gOin DoWN BiTcH!!
[21:30] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun May 27 21:30:12 2007.

So this not only gives us his exact location, but it also gives me an opportunity of a lifetime.

[depascal22]

I can't believe what I just read......I might have to go outside now. Just cuz.

[Chacrana]

Yeah, I literally got up, went outside, and thought about what happened. It's times like these where you lose interest in the things around you. You just need to think and reevaluate what really matters to you in your life.

[RelentlessRolento]

so when can I see him... I got $600.

[Chacrana]

so when can I see him... I got $600.

Oh Rero... for you, I'd do it for free.

(No, not really. Goddamnit, I'm turning into a $$$.)

[Inf^Shini]

Ahh jeezz, now my guts hurting from laughing, and I'm fken sore...

THANKS A LOT! O_O

Soooo...what's this opportunity you thinkin' of?

[Chacrana]

Soooo...what's this opportunity you thinkin' of?

I was referring to the opportunity to meet this guy and get my dick sucked by him. Which... no, I don't plan to do. However, based on the results of today's conversation, I have an idea for next time.

[depascal22]

I'm very scared as to where this going.

[RelentlessRolento]

after looking at his myspace, the guy must be very lonely.

[Inf^Shini]

and has a very naughty attitude w/ a horrible vocabulary to go with it

[Chacrana]

Which one of us?

[Inf^Shini]

Which one of us?

Your ever so friendly AIM chat partner ;D

[linkpwns]

after looking at his myspace, the guy must be very lonely.

He doesn't have any friends.

I copied this from his myspace
yo wutz up itz yo boy PhIL 1Nce aGaIN rEPpeIN dA WhoLE cItY oF bOStson M udDa fUkkAz!!!11 i reppein da whole krew an in muh time i likez 2 f-ball, listen 2 sum mad hip hop an play vid gamez. i got all da hottest shyt. i live in da dtx. if u near da dtx an u wanna chill jus let me kno cuz im alwayz up 2 it but im sumtimez out n shit SO lET dAt BeE kNOWn.. Hola @ cHO bOy!!11

but seriously, that last conversation was one of my favorite ones yet. This may give him the idea of opening up a new trade. (and for me a new conversation) Naes, next time you IM him, say that you are from the FBI and are taking him under arrest for prostitution. That would be hella funny.

[RelentlessRolento]

I'm hoping the next conversation leads to the same sucking thin except with urine involved... the guy would definitely do it for $700.

[Chacrana]

This didn't amount to much because he signed off quickly, but thankfully, the feeling is mutual.

[21:03] Chacranajxy: hey
[21:04] playz5373: werent uz spoed 2 show up u playin me bitchh Fuk OFf!!1
[21:04] Chacranajxy: no no, I haven't had a chance to make the trip yet
[21:04] Chacranajxy: I'm doing it this weekend probably
[21:04] playz5373: OK GOOD
[21:04] *** "playz5373" signed off at Tue May 29 21:04:33 2007.

[Dead of Knight]

I can't... breathe.

So this not only gives us his exact location, but it also gives me an opportunity of a lifetime.
Why the fuck did I laugh at this?

[depascal22]

And it's that sick laugh that makes you feel even worse when you laugh. I had to go outside when I first read the exchange and then I felt very dirty. The dirty you feel when you wake up on a Tijuana beach at 7am on a Sunday morning.

[Pookymeister]

And it's that sick laugh that makes you feel even worse when you laugh. I had to go outside when I first read the exchange and then I felt very dirty. The dirty you feel when you wake up on a Tijuana beach at 7am on a Sunday morning next to a cheap Mexican whore.
Fixed

[evanft]

I have a bunch of really shitty games I need to get rid of. I think I should send them to him with a really awesome letter about how he be A rEeLLL $$$$GaZ 4 reel.

[Chacrana]

This is a short one and I took Rolento's advice rather than listening to my own intuition. I'll use my idea next time:

[16:46] playz5373: YO CAN U CHEK IF TheWop600 IZ ONLINE
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:46] Chacranajxy: guess what/
[16:46] Chacranajxy: I saw it the first time
[16:47] playz5373: whut
[16:47] Chacranajxy: okay, so why am I checking this?
[16:47] playz5373: Kan u jus chek
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] playz5373: TheWop600
[16:47] Chacranajxy: tell me why I'm checking
[16:47] Chacranajxy: then I'll do it
[16:47] playz5373: http://gametz.com/user/TheWop600.html
[16:47] Chacranajxy: actually, I did already
[16:47] playz5373: He Haz Sum GameZ
[16:47] playz5373: iz he ONlinez
[16:47] Chacranajxy: no, he's not
[16:47] Chacranajxy: I checked
[16:47] playz5373: alzo when u kum
[16:48] Chacranajxy: uhm... hopefully this weekend
[16:48] Chacranajxy: though I had a special request
[16:48] Chacranajxy: I'll pay you hella cash for it though
[16:48] playz5373: U best not try pull n e funnay shit or im gunna beat ur azz!!1
[16:48] Chacranajxy: no
[16:48] Chacranajxy: I will double the amount I agreed to pay you
[16:48] Chacranajxy: iif
[16:48] playz5373: Alzo If U C da Wop OnlINE U bEzT lEt mE kNO BitCh
[16:48] playz5373: u pay me $700 now rite??
[16:48] playz5373: datz wut u said!!1
[16:48] playz5373: 4 lik 10 sekz o shit
[16:48] Chacranajxy: no, I will pay you $1400 if you let me pee in your mouth
[16:49] playz5373: HELL NAW U FUKKIN NASTY
[16:49] Chacranajxy: fine, $2000
[16:49] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed May 30 16:49:13 2007.
[16:49] *** "playz5373" signed on at Wed May 30 16:49:23 2007.
[16:49] Chacranajxy: $2000
[16:49] Chacranajxy: for that
[16:49] playz5373: ILL THINK BOUT IT U GOTZ 2BUT DATZ KINDA NASTY U KNO
[16:49] playz5373: I HOPE UR JOKIN
[16:49] Chacranajxy: I'm dead serious
[16:49] playz5373: but iz it rely $2000
[16:49] Chacranajxy: yeah, for $2000
[16:50] Chacranajxy: I just got paid
[16:50] Chacranajxy: so I'm wanting to spend it on a man
[16:50] playz5373: UhhH i doN TknOW
[16:50] Chacranajxy: c'mon, it's $2000
[16:50] Chacranajxy: that's a lot of money
[16:50] playz5373: it kant b yellow azz nazty shit
[16:50] Chacranajxy: no no,
[16:50] Chacranajxy: I'll drink water beforehand
[16:50] Chacranajxy: so it'll be kinda clear-ish
[16:50] playz5373: welll i gutta tezt sum shit oiut 1st
[16:50] Chacranajxy: what do you need to test?
[16:50] Chacranajxy: your own?
[16:50] playz5373: Y U AZK
[16:50] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed May 30 16:50:50 2007.

[RelentlessRolento]

wow... amazing what money can make people do. thx for taking my very flawed advice :)

this is easily becoming my current favorite CAG epidemic.

Keep it going Chac.

[Chacrana]

Yeah dude, I managed to convince him to let me do that... he was saying "lemme think about it," but he was sold. It's a little scary that he even considered it to be an option.

[RelentlessRolento]

Yeah dude, I managed to convince him to let me do that... he was saying "lemme think about it," but he was sold. It's a little scary that he even considered it to be an option.


the whole situation is pretty scary (for him). He really does seem like a lonely guy that nobody likes. I blame him though.

[Chacrana]

Yeah, I don't feel bad for him at all. Which is why I can do this with a clean conscience. Well... as clean as it can be while requesting that another man suck my cock. Ewww.

[Pookymeister]

$2000? Urine is sterile...tempting

[depascal22]

Urine's sterile until it hits the air. Nothing's sterile outside the body.

[Chacrana]

WIP guys

[Chacrana]

this is the most paranoid motherfucker ever. Man. Startling revelations though.

[RelentlessRolento]

need updates.

[depascal22]

What happened now? And should I grab some popcorn?

[RelentlessRolento]

What happened now? And should I grab some popcorn?


more like meat pie and some urinal cakes.

[Chacrana]

Oh, you will need popcorn. This is a gem. Maybe my favorite yet. Good God, I need to go outside.

[18:38] Chacranajxy: dude, are you feeling okay?
[18:38] playz5373: UN EVA KAME FUKK U
[18:38] Chacranajxy: where were you last night?
[18:39] Chacranajxy: do you even remember?
[18:39] Chacranajxy: coz I was there
[18:39] playz5373: U NEVA KAME
[18:39] playz5373: I WUEZENT HERE L@TE
[18:40] Chacranajxy: I was there last night
[18:40] Chacranajxy: you musta forgot
[18:40] playz5373: r u in bozton now
[18:40] Chacranajxy: man, me and monique had you passed out
[18:40] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm still here
[18:41] Chacranajxy: you don't remember?
[18:41] playz5373: wutz wit u
[18:41] playz5373: i mean wat u talkin bout i don truzt u
[18:41] Chacranajxy: man, we went to your place last night
[18:41] Chacranajxy: and we had teh alcohol
[18:42] Chacranajxy: but we slipped you some o dat date rape drug
[18:42] playz5373: NO U DINT
[18:42] Chacranajxy: and yeah
[18:42] Chacranajxy: you were out
[18:42] playz5373: NO U DINUT
[18:42] Chacranajxy: yeah, you don't remember it then
[18:42] Chacranajxy: that's good
[18:42] playz5373: man r u still in bostin
[18:42] playz5373: r u in boston still bitch
[18:42] Chacranajxy: dude, I so date raped you
[18:42] playz5373: r u still in boston
[18:42] playz5373: wut adrezz r u at
[18:42] playz5373: an r u wit n e 1
[18:43] Chacranajxy: man, I'm wit' Monique still
[18:43] Chacranajxy: after we date raped you
[18:43] playz5373: WUT R U @
[18:43] Chacranajxy: we came back to my place
[18:43] playz5373: WHERE
[18:43] Chacranajxy: HERE
[18:43] playz5373: i don confrom like diz
[18:43] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz in boston
[18:43] playz5373: i think ur playin me bitch
[18:43] Chacranajxy: you want more secks?
[18:43] playz5373: u beta watch out
[18:43] playz5373: kan u sen me pikture of u
[18:44] Chacranajxy: yeah, okay
[18:44] playz5373: an andrezz
[18:44] playz5373: naw i dont truzt u
[18:44] playz5373: fukk it
[18:44] playz5373: u keep liein u make fool of me no 1 make fool outta phil bitch im gunna cut u
[18:44] Chacranajxy: thiz is me
[18:44] Chacranajxy: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/JXYTheGreat/happobigoodness.jpg
[18:44] Chacranajxy: an airbrushed photograph
[18:44] playz5373: ...UsUKdICk.Com
[18:45] Chacranajxy: so you really don't remember last night?
[18:45] playz5373: go bak 2 RAINBOE KLUB U $$$
[18:45] Chacranajxy: tsh fine
[18:45] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm still in Boston
[18:45] Chacranajxy: I still wanna go meet
[18:45] Chacranajxy: but
[18:45] Chacranajxy: you never gave me an answer
[18:45] Chacranajxy: we agreed on $600 for 10 seconds of oral sex
[18:45] Chacranajxy: but I asked if I could pee in your mouth for 2000
[18:45] Chacranajxy: and you said you were thinking about it
[18:45] Chacranajxy: so did you decide?
[18:46] playz5373: i think ur gay
[18:46] Chacranajxy: yeah, I am
[18:46] Chacranajxy: so answer the question, can I do it?
[18:46] Chacranajxy: can I pee in your mouth for $2000?
[18:47] playz5373: ur homoesexual
[18:47] Chacranajxy: $2100. I will pay you $2100 to pee in your mouth
[18:47] Chacranajxy: okay, let's do it this way
[18:47] playz5373: ur gay
[18:48] Chacranajxy: how much do I have to pay you in order for you to let me pee in your mouth
[18:48] playz5373: ur a $$$
[18:48] Chacranajxy: name your price
[18:48] playz5373: RAINBOEKLUB4$$$Z.COM BITCH
[18:48] playz5373: STOP IMINMG IME I DON LIKE U
[18:48] Chacranajxy: plz just answer the question
[18:48] playz5373: U NEVA KAME U WUZ AUPOSED 2
[18:48] Chacranajxy: I will pay you whatever you want
[18:48] playz5373: 4 wat
[18:48] playz5373: gamez???
[18:48] Chacranajxy: I will come as soon as you agree
[18:48] Chacranajxy: no
[18:48] playz5373: sex????'
[18:48] Chacranajxy: for the chance to pee in your mouth
[18:48] playz5373: no thx im not lik dat
[18:48] Chacranajxy: $2500
[18:49] Chacranajxy: think of all the shit you can buy with that
[18:49] playz5373: 4 wat
[18:49] Chacranajxy: if you let me pee in your mouth
[18:49] playz5373: ur a $$$
[18:50] Chacranajxy: answer the question
[18:50] Chacranajxy: will you do it?
[18:50] playz5373: ur a $$$
[18:51] Chacranajxy: how much do you want for that
[18:51] Chacranajxy: to let me pee in your mouth
[18:51] Chacranajxy: I'll pay you whatever you want within reason
[18:51] playz5373: i don like u
[18:51] Chacranajxy: just once
[18:51] Chacranajxy: I'll just do it once
[18:51] playz5373: r u in bsston rite now
[18:51] Chacranajxy: yes
[18:51] Chacranajxy: and I'm willing to pay you
[18:51] Chacranajxy: I just gotta go to the ATM
[18:51] Chacranajxy: and get the money
[18:51] playz5373: well wen u kum her
[18:52] Chacranajxy: I kame all the way out here
[18:52] playz5373: yea wut tim u kum 2 my apt.
[18:52] Chacranajxy: I'll go there once I know whether or not you'll let me pee in your mouth
[18:52] playz5373: well i had 2 sell it
[18:52] playz5373: well do u kno wher my apt iz
[18:52] Chacranajxy: yeah, I do
[18:52] playz5373: do u kno wut fl etc n shit
[18:52] Chacranajxy: yeah
[18:52] playz5373: wut floor n shit
[18:52] Chacranajxy: second floor I believe?
[18:53] Chacranajxy: I have directions
[18:53] playz5373: TOP FLOOR U BUTCH
[18:53] Chacranajxy: butch, eh?
[18:53] Chacranajxy: fine
[18:53] Chacranajxy: I'll go
[18:53] playz5373: U KNO UWT I TGHINK UR JUS PLAYIN IT STR8
[18:53] Chacranajxy: I do have the directions saved somewhere
[18:53] playz5373: DER R 12 ROOMZ
[18:53] playz5373: GO 2 ROOM 6B
[18:54] playz5373: DERZ AN EXIT NEAR IT THRU DA DOOR
[18:54] playz5373: GO TGHER
[18:54] playz5373: ROOM 6B TOP FLOOR BITHC
[18:54] playz5373: 395 WASHINGSTON ST
[18:54] playz5373: U GO THRU DA ALLEY OK
[18:54] Chacranajxy: 21:26] playz5373: 395 washington st, boston ma 01208
[21:26] playz5373: ud hav 2 kum on top floor
[21:26] playz5373: ud see old buildin
[21:26] playz5373: go thru da bak
[21:26] playz5373: thrud a door near da exit
[21:27] playz5373: tak da stariz on da rite
[21:27] playz5373: ull see lik 12 roomz
[21:27] playz5373: go 2 room 6 b
[18:54] Chacranajxy: yep
[18:54] Chacranajxy: those are your directions
[18:54] Chacranajxy: from last time
[18:54] playz5373: WUT
[18:54] Chacranajxy: I got it
[18:54] playz5373: WHEN I TELL UDAT
[18:54] Chacranajxy: this was like a week ago
[18:54] playz5373: r u a bounty huntin bitch u $$$
[18:54] Chacranajxy: no
[18:54] playz5373: i donn fukkin truzt u FUKK U
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I just want satisfaction
[18:55] playz5373: u aint gettin shit
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I'll give you $3000
[18:55] playz5373: doez aint my direcktionz i don live nowhjere
[18:55] playz5373: r u tha $$$ dat kame 2 my trailor lazt tim
[18:55] Chacranajxy: no
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I've never been to your trailer
[18:55] playz5373: wich 1
[18:55] Chacranajxy: i dunno
[18:55] Chacranajxy: I've never been to any of them
[18:56] playz5373: I ONYL HAD 1 SO BEZT BUST DA SHIT OPEN
[18:56] Chacranajxy: you can buy another with the money I give you for this
[18:56] Chacranajxy: I don't see why you wouldn't do it
[18:57] playz5373: r u tha 1 from quincy
[18:57] Chacranajxy: no
[18:57] playz5373: u kno wut i think u z
[18:57] Chacranajxy: I don't even know what quincy is
[18:58] playz5373: YEZ U DO U $$$
[18:58] Chacranajxy: well what the hell is it?
[18:58] playz5373: UR DA 1 DAT SHUT ME DOWN THER KNO I KNOW ITZ U
[18:58] Chacranajxy: shut down what?
[18:58] Chacranajxy: I don't have any idea what you're going on about
[18:58] playz5373: I RLY DNT LIK U
[18:58] playz5373: STOP IMIN ME I DON LIKE U UNDERKOVER $$$ZZZ!1
[18:58] Chacranajxy: what are you talking about?
[18:58] Chacranajxy: do you want the $3000 or not?
[18:58] playz5373: U KNO WUT IM TALKIN BOUT U $$$G
[18:59] Chacranajxy: well tell me so I at least have some idea
[18:59] Chacranajxy: because I really don't know
[18:59] Chacranajxy: I just wanna do this transaction
[18:59] Chacranajxy: I have no frickin' clue what you're going on about
[18:59] playz5373: fuk u
[18:59] playz5373: U ALWAYZ TRYIN 2 LOKK UP MY PPL IM SICK OF U FUCKZ
[18:59] Chacranajxy: lokk up what people
[18:59] Chacranajxy: what in God's name are you talking about?
[18:59] Chacranajxy: please tell me
[18:59] playz5373: MY PPPL
[18:59] Chacranajxy: who are your ppl?
[19:00] playz5373: UIALWYZ AKT LIK U DON KNO
[19:00] Chacranajxy: because I don't
[19:00] Chacranajxy: I frickin' don't
[19:00] playz5373: I KNEW U BITCHEZ FRUM QUINCY DA WARZ MNOT OVA YET BITCH
[19:00] Chacranajxy: I'm from Kali
[19:00] Chacranajxy: how could I possibly know what you're talking about?
[19:00] playz5373: U UNDERKOVER $$$G
[19:00] Chacranajxy: why are you so convinced I'm undercover?
[19:00] playz5373: U WANNA KNO WHER I LIV N SHIT
[19:00] playz5373: FUKK U
[19:00] Chacranajxy: well I already know
[19:01] Chacranajxy: and you've told me several times
[19:01] Chacranajxy: but I haven't done anything
[19:01] Chacranajxy: so...
[19:01] Chacranajxy: maybe I'm not from quincy or whatever it is?
[19:01] playz5373: IF U STPE ON MY DOOR STEP ILL FUKK UR AZZ UP SO U BEZT NOT TRY SHIT AGIAN BITCH I REMEMBER QUINCYZ SHIT
[19:01] Chacranajxy: I AM NOT QUINCY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS
[19:01] Chacranajxy: I AM NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING BAD TO YOU
[19:01] Chacranajxy: I JUST WANT TO TRADE
[19:01] playz5373: UKNO WUT
[19:01] playz5373: r u gunna STOP IMIN ME
[19:02] Chacranajxy: maybe once you go through with the transaction
[19:02] Chacranajxy: I'll give you $3000
[19:02] Chacranajxy: to let me pee in your mouth
[19:02] playz5373: Y U KEEP IMINM E
[19:02] Chacranajxy: then I will stop
[19:02] playz5373: MR. CITIZNE AKA UNDERCOVEROFFICER
[19:02] Chacranajxy: I will stop IMing you if you let me do it
[19:02] playz5373: ONDAQUINCYENFORCEMENTTEAM
[19:02] Chacranajxy: huh?
[19:02] playz5373: IF U AINT UNDERKOVER PROVE IT BITCH
[19:02] Chacranajxy: how?
[19:03] Chacranajxy: how can I prove it to you?
[19:04] Chacranajxy: do I have to take the train over there and suck your cock?
[19:04] Chacranajxy: is that what will make you happy?
[19:04] playz5373: WUT TIME U GONNA BE HRER
[19:05] Chacranajxy: I will tell you what time
[19:05] Chacranajxy: if you agree to do it
[19:05] Chacranajxy: accept $3000
[19:05] Chacranajxy: and let me pee in your mouth
[19:05] Chacranajxy: for that $3000
[19:05] playz5373: WUTZ UR ###
[19:05] Chacranajxy: I'll tell you that once you agree
[19:05] Chacranajxy: before then, I won't give you anything
[19:05] Chacranajxy: so yes or no -- will you let me pee in your mouth for $3000
[19:06] playz5373: iz it (617) 479-1212 by n e khance
[19:06] playz5373: then ill kno ur da sHIt
[19:06] Chacranajxy: no
[19:06] Chacranajxy: that's not it
[19:06] playz5373: ok good
[19:06] playz5373: wut u wanted again
[19:06] Chacranajxy: I will pay you $3000 to pee in your mouth
[19:06] Chacranajxy: $3000
[19:06] playz5373: wut time u gonna be her
[19:07] playz5373: kan i decide a lil bit
[19:07] Chacranajxy: will you do it?
[19:07] playz5373: maybe $4000
[19:07] playz5373: maybe $4000
[19:07] Chacranajxy: would you for $4000?
[19:07] Chacranajxy: yes or no?
[19:07] playz5373: when will u b her thoi
[19:07] playz5373: alzo ur not underkoever r u
[19:07] Chacranajxy: uhm... is tomorrow at 8 okay?
[19:07] playz5373: b4 we do diz shit
[19:07] playz5373: im gunna hav 2 chek ur azz
[19:07] Chacranajxy: no, I'm not undercover
[19:07] playz5373: 4 wirez n shit
[19:07] Chacranajxy: yeah, that's fine
[19:07] playz5373: ur not wired r u
[19:07] Chacranajxy: no
[19:07] playz5373: alzo wut do ulook lik so i kno who u iz
[19:07] Chacranajxy: I don't even know why you're so nervous
[19:07] Chacranajxy: uh, I'm tall
[19:07] Chacranajxy: have dark brown hair
[19:07] playz5373: well kuz i thank u sum 1 u aint sayin kuz
[19:08] playz5373: r u kracka
[19:08] Chacranajxy: okay, well yeah, I'll identify myself
[19:08] playz5373: $$$$a
[19:08] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:08] Chacranajxy: kracka
[19:08] playz5373: i think u polize boy
[19:08] Chacranajxy: well I'm not
[19:08] playz5373: u sure u aint work 4 n e 1
[19:08] playz5373: who u owrkin 4
[19:08] Chacranajxy: yeah, I'm positive
[19:08] Chacranajxy: I'm working for a construction company
[19:08] playz5373: ok
[19:08] playz5373: i think i turzt u now
[19:08] playz5373: but im still gunna chek u
[19:08] Chacranajxy: that's fine
[19:08] playz5373: ok wut time
[19:08] playz5373: wut day
[19:08] Chacranajxy: 8:00 PM
[19:09] Chacranajxy: tomorrow
[19:09] playz5373: alzo i hope u kno igot weaponz on me
[19:09] Chacranajxy: I'd assume so
[19:09] playz5373: so if u tre n e funny stuf im gunna get u
[19:09] Chacranajxy: yeah, it's fine
[19:09] playz5373: im gonna beat u down and dump ur azz in da bak
[19:09] playz5373: if u try ne funny thingz
[19:09] Chacranajxy: alright, whatever, I won't try anything
[19:09] playz5373: if not i get $4000 ruite
[19:09] playz5373: 4 doin wut agin
[19:09] Chacranajxy: so will you let me pee in your mouth for $4000?
[19:09] playz5373: kan u get aidz 4 pee in mouth
[19:09] Chacranajxy: no
[19:09] Chacranajxy: it's impossible
[19:09] Chacranajxy: it's absolutely sterile and safe
[19:09] playz5373: will it b yellow
[19:09] Chacranajxy: clear
[19:10] playz5373: i don want dat shitt
[19:10] Chacranajxy: I drank water
[19:10] playz5373: wutz dat got 2 wit it
[19:10] Chacranajxy: like a whole jug
[19:10] playz5373: ok well
[19:10] Chacranajxy: that makes it clearer
[19:10] Chacranajxy: if you don't drink water
[19:10] Chacranajxy: it's yellow
[19:10] Chacranajxy: and dark
[19:10] Chacranajxy: sometimes bloody
[19:10] playz5373: lik kranberry juize wen u got drug tezt
[19:10] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:10] playz5373: well hav u ever oprated lie detekotor tezt b4
[19:10] playz5373: how do u lie w/o bein kaught
[19:10] Chacranajxy: no
[19:11] Chacranajxy: I have no idea
[19:11] playz5373: ok so how much u give
[19:11] playz5373: an u kno wer ta go rite
[19:11] Chacranajxy: $4000 to let me pee in your mouth
[19:11] playz5373: shuld i graffiti sum shit on my door so u kno or iz it alrite
[19:11] Chacranajxy: and yeah, I know where to go
[19:11] Chacranajxy: know, I'll know
[19:11] Chacranajxy: actually
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:11] Chacranajxy: grafitti something on the door
[19:11] playz5373: it bezt b 8 pm 2morrow
[19:11] Chacranajxy: just so there's no doubt
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yep
[19:11] Chacranajxy: 8 pm tomorrow
[19:11] Chacranajxy: so it's okay?
[19:11] Chacranajxy: you'll do it?
[19:11] playz5373: an ur white guy wit brown hair rite
[19:11] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:12] playz5373: r u gunna be waring wut
[19:12] playz5373: a tux shirt wut
[19:12] Chacranajxy: a plaid shirt
[19:12] playz5373: alzo u bezt not hav wirez ok
[19:12] Chacranajxy: I will not
[19:12] Chacranajxy: have any wires
[19:12] playz5373: r u sure ur gunna do diz
[19:12] Chacranajxy: so it's okay that I pee in your mouth
[19:12] Chacranajxy: I want to
[19:12] playz5373: alzo it $400 kash
[19:12] Chacranajxy: so will you let me?
[19:12] playz5373: im gunna check it if tz real
[19:12] Chacranajxy: yeah, cash
[19:12] playz5373: real cash
[19:12] Chacranajxy: yes
[19:12] Chacranajxy: real cash
[19:12] playz5373: bootleg shit imn gunna bash ur skull in
[19:12] Chacranajxy: getting it from the ATM tonight
[19:12] playz5373: real shit im gunna be ok wit it
[19:12] Chacranajxy: so you'll do it then?
[19:13] playz5373: well if itz $4000 an ur not quincy force boston force etc im ok 2 go
[19:13] Chacranajxy: awesome
[19:13] Chacranajxy: so we're gonna do it
[19:13] playz5373: alzo im not signin shit!1
[19:13] Chacranajxy: that's fine
[19:13] playz5373: if u azk me 2 sign ne thing ill kill u
[19:13] Chacranajxy: rrr.. okay
[19:13] Chacranajxy: next request
[19:13] playz5373: alzo im gunna shak u down
[19:13] Chacranajxy: for $8000, can I plug your ass with my cock?
[19:13] playz5373: $8000 + $4000
[19:13] Chacranajxy: yeah
[19:14] Chacranajxy: $12000 total
[19:14] playz5373: welli did it b4 4 muney aktulaly
[19:14] Chacranajxy: to let me pee in your mouth and do you in the ass
[19:14] playz5373: not cvock
[19:14] playz5373: u get aidz from dat
[19:14] Chacranajxy: I don't have aids
[19:14] playz5373: i don lik it
[19:14] playz5373: i don truzt u
[19:14] Chacranajxy: I have no STDs
[19:14] playz5373: who r u
[19:14] Chacranajxy: and I'll wear a conny
[19:14] playz5373: well wutz it feel lik
[19:14] Chacranajxy: what's what feel like?
[19:14] playz5373: i felt it b4
[19:14] playz5373: but itz weird
[19:14] Chacranajxy: yeah, you'll like it
[19:14] playz5373: ok so 2morrow
[19:14] Chacranajxy: so can I?
[19:14] playz5373: but how long
[19:14] playz5373: no i don lik it
[19:14] playz5373: im not gay u $$$
[19:15] Chacranajxy: how long?
[19:15] Chacranajxy: like... 30 seconds
[19:15] playz5373: only doin it 4 da dough
[19:15] Chacranajxy: I know
[19:15] playz5373: datz it???
[19:15] playz5373: sure ill do it
[19:15] playz5373: but if ur wired or sum shit
[19:15] Chacranajxy: so to clarify:
[19:15] playz5373: im gunna find u
[19:15] playz5373: im gunna find u family
[19:15] playz5373: and im gunna mak u life mizerable
[19:15] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and fuck you in the ass, right?
[19:15] playz5373: if ur not tho
[19:15] playz5373: im kool wit it
[19:15] playz5373: 4 howm uch
[19:15] playz5373: alzo ho w long
[19:15] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and fuck you in the ass for $12000, right?
[19:15] playz5373: i gotta go soon i kant hav da elecktrociy on to much
[19:15] Chacranajxy: yeah, just answer my question
[19:15] playz5373: i kan only hav it on 4 10 more minz elektrick blow out
[19:16] Chacranajxy: so I know
[19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and fuck you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[19:16] playz5373: 4 30 sekz ok
[19:16] playz5373: alzo kondom
[19:16] playz5373: an i wil chek u out 4 wirez an u hav 2 bring
[19:16] playz5373: ur id so i kan chek ur hiztory on komputer
[19:16] playz5373: an it kant b fake id
[19:16] Chacranajxy: COO IM WITH QUINCY I KNOW WHERE YOU AT IM GONNA KILL YOU MOTHA FUCKA
[19:16] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun Jun 03 19:16:43 2007.
[19:17] *** "playz5373" signed on at Sun Jun 03 19:17:41 2007.
[19:17] playz5373: OK DIZ AINT PHIL ITZ BILL FROM NEXT DOOR
[19:17] Chacranajxy: QUINCY GONNA GET YOU
[19:18] playz5373: DIZ IZ BILL
[19:18] Chacranajxy: ILL BE BACKON IN 5
[19:18] Chacranajxy: GIMME A SEC
[19:18] playz5373: IM ROOM 8A FRUM DOWNSTAIRZ
[19:18] playz5373: IM BILL
[19:18] playz5373: IM A BALD GUY SO ARREZT ME INSTEAD
[19:18] playz5373: PHIL IZ INNOCENT U BEZT WATCH OUT !@!1
[19:18] *** "playz5373" signed off at Sun Jun 03 19:18:28 2007.

[depascal22]

Are there any crimes he's committed so far? This is fun and games but I'd rather just see this dude get fucked in the ass in prison. Should be mandatory for all scammers to get fucked in the ass.

[Chacrana]

I dunno... probably. We've gotta find out though. I mean, we know he's in a gang or some shit, so yeah, he's probably done something wrong. Either way, I got my satisfaction and I found something new to bother him about.

[Lobsterjohnson]

Go back to the rainbow club Chacrana.

[Chacrana]

Im Not In Da Fujckin Rainbow Club What The Fuck You

[Scrubsy]

Quincy is coming fo yo azz!

[linkpwns]

Holy shit! Tzat waz a sppurize endin' yo $$$$gggrha!

Seriously, that was fucking great. When you said to get popcorn, I actually made some, and I'm happy I did. I would have laughed to hard if there wasn't something plugging up my mouth.

[Chacrana]

heh, glad ya'll are still enjoying it. My personal favorite part this time around was where he said "Is your phone number 617-283-9193 (or whatever it was) and then said it was cool if it was. Sonuvabitch tried to trick me. I'm still not happy about that.

[linkpwns]

We should find some Boston CAGs to go on over there. It would be REALLY funny to confront him.

I have a really good photoshop idea, but i'm to lazy.

Take his myspace pic (which is just his eyes, right?) and put an O RLY to it...

I know he said O RLY or RLY somewhere in that last convo. It gave me a spark of inspiration.

[RelentlessRolento]

I've noticed a strong pattern of all the conversations starting with him getting pissed off, agreeing to terms, getting confused, pissed, agreeing, and then ending with confused or pissed.


oh, and Bill must be a real guys since he uses caps just like your friend here *sarcasmly sounds*

[ratzombie]

[19:09] playz5373: kan u get aidz 4 pee in mouth

:rofl:

And now we know he has had buttsecks for money. :-#

[Inf^Shini]

I dunno... probably. We've gotta find out though. I mean, we know he's in a gang or some shit, so yeah, he's probably done something wrong. Either way, I got my satisfaction and I found something new to bother him about.

And you have opened another floodgate O_O

[Chacrana]

btw, link, I like the new dialogue in the sig.

[linkpwns]

btw, link, I like the new dialogue in the sig.

That was my favorite part of the convo. I couldn't help myself lol

[depascal22]

I wonder what would happen if someone really showed up at his door? You think he'd pull out a shotgun and go all GTA?

[RelentlessRolento]

I wonder what would happen if someone really showed up at his door? You think he'd pull out a shotgun and go all GTA?


probably... but there will at least be one urine spill before that happens.

[Chacrana]

probably... but there will at least be one urine spill before that happens.

It's not a spill when he doesn't let it hit the floor.

[RelentlessRolento]

It's not a spill when he doesn't let it hit the floor.


QFT and Validity.

[Lobsterjohnson]

Chacrana in a few days:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/domkillsyou/happy-monkey2.jpg

[linkpwns]

Chacrana in a few days:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/domkillsyou/happy-monkey2.jpg


Oh my god... thank you for that!

[lordwow]

We should find some Boston CAGs to go on over there. It would be REALLY funny to confront him.

Eh, he lives in a pretty crummy apartment complex.

[ratzombie]

Chacrana in a few days:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a171/domkillsyou/happy-monkey2.jpg


That was really, really disturbing. Why the hell are you looking up Gorilla blowjob pictures in the first place!?

[Lobsterjohnson]

That was really, really disturbing. Why the hell are you looking up Gorilla blowjob pictures in the first place!?

Digg.com

[Chacrana]

lobsta you''z a fucjkin $$$gt me an my gang are gonnag et you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Either way, it's more than you're getting.

[Immortal fWd]

This is becoming my favorite thread. I can't wait for the next update.

[Chacrana]

Yeah, I'm anxiously awaiting the next update myself. Although I hope I didn't scare him off too bad by saying that I was Quincy or whatever the fuck it was.

Ah man, this guy should never have tried to scam me. The fucker. I remember when some spammer posted something on CAG a few months ago that cost $10 and I responded with "You can suck my cock for $10" as the first response. People shat themselves. I never knew that line of reasoning would lead to this.

[Apossum]

me too.

[ratzombie]

Digg.com

Makes sense.

[Zen Davis]

A conversation I had today for a laptop I'm selling.

Paul says:
hello
Raheel says:
hello
Raheel says:
how are you?
Paul says:
am fine
Paul says:
how are you doing today?
Raheel says:
i'm well
Paul says:
And how was ur night?
Paul says:
I guess you are the laptop seller on ebay
Paul says:
am i right?
Paul says:
can i have the ebay item number once again?
Raheel says:
Yes.
Raheel says:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290125694834&sspagename=ADME:B:AAQ:US:1
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
So how do you want to go about this?
Paul says:
ok
Paul says:
I really want to purchase this laptop of yours for my son that recently travelled to abroad for a research project work..
Paul says:
And my son really needed this laptop for a research project work...
Raheel says:
All right.
Paul says:
And for a faster transactions, i will pay you $2500.00USD for the payment and $100.00USD for the shipping of this laptop cos this laptop is to be shipped directly from you to my son's address at abroad via GLOBAL EXPRESS MAIL US POSTAL SERVICE....
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
How would you pay?
Paul says:
i will be paying you via Travelex International Cash Delivery which is very safe and secure for both sellers and buyers..
Paul says:
And for the payment processes...
Paul says:
I will need your contact details mainly your full name, address, email address and phone number so that i can proceed to the payment on time through Travelex International...
Paul says:
ok
Paul says:
Is that clear?
Paul says:
And Travelex will contact you as soon as i have made the payment about how the payment is being made, how you will receive the money and the approval of the money and Travelex Agents will deliver the money to your contact address...
Raheel says:
Dude.
Raheel says:

Raheel says:
I've seen people get ripped off like that plenty of times.
Paul says:
yes
Paul says:
you are right?
Paul says:
I was also scammed some months ago
Raheel says:
I only accept paypal.
Paul says:
but this is the real travelex payment
Paul says:
Travelex will contact you and explain to you more better
Raheel says:
And no one gets scammed by paypal.
Raheel says:
I mean.
Paul says:
i would have preferred to pay you through PayPal as you requested for but my paypal account was hacked/spammed in which i lost all the money in my PayPal
Raheel says:
so you can open up a new account.
Raheel says:
not hard.
Paul says:
and Travelex International is safe and secure and is the best and reliable way to pay or get paid for your auction items and Travelex also protects the interest of the sellers and buyers from fraudulent activities and am very sure that you will really enjoy Travelex operational services (www.travelex.com) and Travelex Agents will deliver the money to your contact address.
Paul says:
You will be able to contact Travelex Customer Services Agents at service@travelexagency.com for further enquiries regarding the payment
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
do you have all this copied and pasted?
Raheel says:

Raheel says:
i only accept paypal.
Paul says:
no
Paul says:
Am fast in typing
Raheel says:
Now listen. Paul.
Raheel says:
I only accept Paypal.
Raheel says:
It's for my safety and your safety.
Paul says:
I want you to contact Travelex Agents at service@travelexagency.com and verify the payment
Paul says:
yes...i understand
Paul says:
i have to protects myself too
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
basically
Raheel says:
what will happen is that travelex will say you've put the money in.
Raheel says:
then when i send the item.
Raheel says:
you'll pull the money out and i'll lose the money.
Raheel says:
unless i take the plane over to your house to get it back.
Paul says:
hey
Paul says:
don't get confused
Paul says:
You will get the money within the next 24 hours that you send the shipment details to service@travelexagency.com
Paul says:
ok
Raheel says:
http://reviews.ebay.com/Ebay-Scams-and-how-to-avoid-them_W0QQugidZ10000000001636804?ssPageName=BUYGD:C AT:-1:LISTINGS:1
Raheel says:
its right there
Raheel says:
half way down
Raheel says:
now i'll also be giving a copy of this conversation to ebay as well.
Raheel says:
and most likely the local authories in your area for fraud.
Raheel says:
you're in the UK, no?
Raheel says:
wirral?
Raheel says:
well that may not be real.

[linkpwns]

That was pretty good Davis. I still am loving Chacrana's though

[Warner1281]

Given the directions he gave Chac, I say someone leaves him a care package at his door. Maybe give him a package with a floppy that says read me or something on it and when he pops it in his computer, it boots up a virus and wipes out his HD. Maybe find a way to do it for a PS2/Xbox as well? Either that or if you don't actually want to be malicious and just screw with his head, write up a program that brings up a couple of DOS windows, looks like it does something really quickly (run a couple random numbers across the screen or something), and then brings up a test window that says, "Thank you for letting the FBI into your home. See you soon."

[ratzombie]

Yeah, just not a real virus. Otherwise, we'll lose our entertainment.

[depascal22]

Given the directions he gave Chac, I say someone leaves him a care package at his door. Maybe give him a package with a floppy that says read me or something on it and when he pops it in his computer, it boots up a virus and wipes out his HD. Maybe find a way to do it for a PS2/Xbox as well? Either that or if you don't actually want to be malicious and just screw with his head, write up a program that brings up a couple of DOS windows, looks like it does something really quickly (run a couple random numbers across the screen or something), and then brings up a test window that says, "Thank you for letting the FBI into your home. See you soon."

Great idea! It's perfect justice for a scammer.

[AlohaMars2]

Is there anyway I can nominate this for best CAG thread ever?

[linkpwns]

Is there anyway I can nominate this for best CAG thread ever?

At the cheapy awards!

[Chacrana]

At the cheapy awards!

Damn right, bitches represent.

I originally posed the question: Does anyone have any stories like this to share, but the focus has clearly changed. This is about PlayZ and my abuse of him.

[life.exe]

This is all I have to say about this thread:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/LiquidMetal/IGNimages/Dineinhellepic.jpg

[Chacrana]

Great idea! It's perfect justice for a scammer.

I'd rather send him a box with some handcuffs in it and say something like "put em on, sucka, you have 3 days."

[linkpwns]

Damn right, bitches represent.

I originally posed the question: Does anyone have any stories like this to share, but the focus has clearly changed. This is about PlayZ and my abuse of him.

Gee, I wonder why there has been such a change of events :p

Oh god, I got a great idea.

Read this article about how a guy got back at a scammer
http://www.newssocket.com/features/article/231/page/1/

We should do something like this to him

[Chacrana]

I don't want to read through all that. However, I do want to sell him something, have him pay me via paypal, and then not send him anything.

[depascal22]

That's a funny article but it seems like too much cost to be practical.

[linkpwns]

I don't want to read through all that. However, I do want to sell him something, have him pay me via paypal, and then not send him anything.

Basically, this guy tried to scam someone on ebay. The guy he tried to scam cought on. He was selling a laptop and pretended to fall for the scam. He took a three ring binder, and make his own powerbook out of it. And, since it was sent internationally, you have to claim how much the itm costs because the person has to get taxed on it. So he put the cost of the real laptop on it, so the guy would have to pay around 300 dollars to get a three-ring binder with a glued on keyboard.

[Inf^Shini]

Basically, this guy tried to scam someone on ebay. The guy he tried to scam cought on. He was selling a laptop and pretended to fall for the scam. He took a three ring binder, and make his own powerbook out of it. And, since it was sent internationally, you have to claim how much the itm costs because the person has to get taxed on it. So he put the cost of the real laptop on it, so the guy would have to pay around 300 dollars to get a three-ring binder with a glued on keyboard.

HAHAHAHAHA

This makes me want a scammer to try and pull something on me so I can return the favor ten fold :D

[Scrubsy]

The scammer had to pay $550 in taxes to get it from the Fedex guy. I would love to see that pulled to some of the BS scammers on craigslist.

[linkpwns]

Oh my god...

I got a phonecall during school, it was some 215 area code number. Naturally, I left the room to answer it. I pick up the phone, put on a mature-sounding voice and said hello. The voice coming back at me said "Yo, Reppin boston sim". No joke. I have NO idea where the sim came from, but when i heard "reppin boston"... I was laughing. I was like who is this. And he kept repeating that phrase. I hung up. I never even talked to playz5232 or whatever his screenname was exactly. I only gave one person on the internet my phone number, and it wasn't him who called me. It must be a telemarketer or something. There is no way it was him. But yet, I had to laugh

[Chacrana]

Not that great this time... sigh. Oh well. I think I might send him a package with a note or something in it. That's bad.

[17:12] Chacranajxy: DIS IS QUINCY, MOTHA FUCKA, WE KNOW WHERE YOU AT AND WE GONNA GET YOU UNLESS YOU DO WHAT i SAY
[17:13] playz5373: wow ur rly gay u nvr even show up u $$$g fucka im gonna kut ur azz
[17:13] playz5373: who r u wher u liv
[17:13] Chacranajxy: We will fuckin' cut you up\
[17:13] playz5373: wher u liv
[17:13] playz5373: u suk =-----------D
[17:13] playz5373: DICK BITCH
[17:14] Chacranajxy: oh ho, very cler
[17:14] playz5373: PLEZ STOP IMIN ME I ODNT LIKE U
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I want to do the transaction
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I will send you a mailbomb
[17:14] playz5373: u won do shit bitch
[17:14] Chacranajxy: if you do not suck my cock
[17:14] playz5373: urg unna blow up everyonez mail to
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I don't care
[17:14] Chacranajxy: I'll get you first
[17:15] playz5373: wutz ur adrezz
[17:15] Chacranajxy: I know where you live
[17:15] playz5373: no ui don
[17:15] Chacranajxy: I'm gonna get you
[17:15] Chacranajxy: 395 washington street
[17:15] Chacranajxy: room 6b
[17:15] Chacranajxy: top floor
[17:15] Chacranajxy: y'know
[17:15] playz5373: IF U DARRE STOP FOOOT ON MY STEPZ IM GUNNA KILL U
[17:15] Chacranajxy: when I see the old building
[17:16] Chacranajxy: I go through the back
[17:16] Chacranajxy: thru the door
[17:16] playz5373: WUT DO U LOOK LIK
[17:16] Chacranajxy: take the stairs
[17:16] playz5373: IF U STEP FOOT HER IMN GUNNAN KILL U
[17:16] Chacranajxy: puhleeze
[17:16] Chacranajxy: I will fuckin' cut you up
[17:16] Chacranajxy: I told you, I'm repping quincy you fuck
[17:16] playz5373: im frum quincy bitch i got ppz ther i ll gett em ill fukkk u up bitch
[17:17] Chacranajxy: yeah, go ahead
[17:17] playz5373: i wuz born ther if u step 2 me ill kill u
[17:17] Chacranajxy: one problem
[17:17] playz5373: u fukkin kracker
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you know nothing about me
[17:17] Chacranajxy: I know where to go
[17:17] Chacranajxy: to kill you
[17:17] playz5373: ur a kracker bitch u kant do shit
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you'd better run
[17:17] playz5373: u won do shit
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you sound scared
[17:17] Chacranajxy: poor Phillip Monez
[17:17] Chacranajxy: scared to go on AIM and do his scamming
[17:17] playz5373: hahahhahaha u a lil punk bitche
[17:17] Chacranajxy: you know the police are on to you, right?
[17:17] playz5373: wHeR dO i KNo U FrOM
[17:18] playz5373: U sOUNd lIk SuM PuNK bITch I KNo IN rEl LiFEe
[17:18] playz5373: 6 iN dA mOnrIN pOlIZe At MY DoORe ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo
[17:18] Chacranajxy: by the way, the bald guy you told me to get
[17:18] Chacranajxy: not gonna get him
[17:18] playz5373: UR A $$$
[17:18] playz5373: UR A PUZZY
[17:18] playz5373: RU GAY KUZ U SOUN GAY
[17:18] Chacranajxy: yeah, speaking of gay
[17:18] Chacranajxy: you agreed to suck my cock
[17:19] Chacranajxy: let me pee in your mouth
[17:19] Chacranajxy: and buttfuck you
[17:19] Chacranajxy: I think you're a little gayer
[17:19] playz5373: no id int
[17:19] playz5373: neva said dat shyt u kracker ho
[17:19] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[19:16] playz5373: 4 30 sekz ok
[19:16] playz5373: alzo kondom
[19:16] playz5373: an i wil chek u out 4 wirez an u hav 2 bring
[19:16] playz5373: ur id so i kan chek ur hiztory on komputer
[17:19] playz5373: i type in$$$ u kum up
[17:19] playz5373: FUKK U
[17:19] playz5373: FUKK U
[17:19] playz5373: FUKKU
[17:19] playz5373: BITCCH
[17:19] Chacranajxy: clearly, you're the ultimate $$$$$$
[17:20] Chacranajxy: http://a593.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_e119ef837574150835e534f120c64c08.jpg
[17:20] Chacranajxy: that
[17:20] Chacranajxy: that's who I'm gonna kill
[17:20] playz5373: HOW U GET DAT
[17:20] playz5373: HOW U GHET DAT
[17:20] playz5373: STAYY OUTTA MY BIZ BITCHC WUTZ UR MYSPACE
[17:20] Chacranajxy: I think you have bigger things to worry about
[17:20] playz5373: WUTZ UR NAME BITCH IM GUNNA FIN U
[17:20] playz5373: IN 1 HOUR FRUM NOW IM GONNA BE !@ UR FRONTN POORXH
[17:20] playz5373: WUTZ UR ADREZZ
[17:21] Chacranajxy: it's 395 Washington St.
[17:21] Chacranajxy: room 6b
[17:21] Chacranajxy: Boston MA
[17:21] Chacranajxy: neva been play
[17:21] playz5373: u wuldent dare step foot her bitch if u do ill kick ur azz
[17:21] Chacranajxy: with what?
[17:21] playz5373: i donnnt play round bitch
[17:21] Chacranajxy: what the hell are you gonna do?
[17:21] playz5373: i donn play trround bitch
[17:21] Chacranajxy: yeah, well interestingly enough, the second you answer the door, it's over
[17:22] Chacranajxy: hell, you don't even have to answer it
[17:22] Chacranajxy: I'll get you either way
[17:22] Chacranajxy: i know where you at
[17:22] Chacranajxy: mothafucka I got BRUCE MOBILE
[17:22] Chacranajxy: me and my homies on Lakeshore is gonna cut you up
[17:23] Chacranajxy: where you at dog
[17:24] Chacranajxy: hey, motherfucker
[17:24] Chacranajxy: say something
[17:24] Chacranajxy: FUCKING ANSWER YOU TWAT
[17:25] playz5373: DO U KNO EDGEMAN
[17:25] playz5373: IM KUMMIN 4 BOTH U BITCHEZ
[17:25] Chacranajxy: EDGEMAN!!?!?!
[17:25] Chacranajxy: nope
[17:25] Chacranajxy: but he prolly wants to fuck you up too
[17:25] playz5373: u kno wut im not dealin wit diz shit
[17:25] playz5373: KAN U JUS STOP IMIN ME
[17:25] playz5373: I DON PLAY LIK DIZ
[17:25] Chacranajxy: NO
[17:25] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:25:23 2007.
[17:26] *** "playz5373" signed on at Wed Jun 06 17:26:37 2007.
[17:26] Chacranajxy: FUKK U BITCH
[17:26] playz5373: kan u stop imin me
[17:27] playz5373: I ODN LIK U
[17:27] Chacranajxy: I won't stop unless you send me money
[17:27] Chacranajxy: over paypal
[17:27] Chacranajxy: otherwise, me and my gang will get u!!
[17:27] playz5373: HAHAHSHAHA BITCH
[17:27] Chacranajxy: you laugh like you have a cock in your mouth
[17:27] Chacranajxy: it might be mine when I get you tied up and before I kill you
[17:28] playz5373: DIK IN YO MOUTH BITCH
[17:29] Chacranajxy: what's your address?
[17:29] playz5373: ur dick
[17:29] Chacranajxy: 395 Washingon?
[17:30] Chacranajxy: hey
[17:30] Chacranajxy: what's your address
[17:30] playz5373: dik in yo mouth bitch
[17:30] Chacranajxy: what's your address?
[17:30] playz5373: u DoN knO
[17:30] playz5373: U kAnt KuM heR ehAHha
[17:31] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[17:31] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[17:31] Chacranajxy: [19:16] Chacranajxy: you will let me pee in your mouth and you in the ass, right?
[19:16] playz5373: yez 4 30 sekz
[17:31] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:31:29 2007.

[17:23] edesman911: hey, are you there?
[17:23] playz5373: yea
[17:23] edesman911: http://a593.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/49/m_e119ef837574150835e534f120c64c08.jpg
[17:23] edesman911: to me
[17:23] edesman911: you look like a FOXY LADY
[17:23] edesman911: I will rape you
[17:23] playz5373: who r u
[17:23] playz5373: ill kill u bitch
[17:23] edesman911: I WILL RAPE YOU
[17:23] playz5373: Chacranajxy u should talk 2 him
[17:23] playz5373: hez prety gay to
[17:23] edesman911: I know him
[17:24] playz5373: hez gay rite
[17:24] playz5373: do u kno hiz adrezz
[17:24] playz5373: lik wher he liv
[17:24] edesman911: yeah, it's 395 washington street
[17:24] edesman911: room 6b
[17:24] edesman911: at least, that's the room of the guy Ima shoot
[17:24] playz5373: HAHHAHA U BITHCH
[17:24] playz5373: I DON FUKKIN PLAY ROUND WIT BITCHEZ LIKE U
[17:24] edesman911: yeah
[17:24] edesman911: oky
[17:24] playz5373: U KNO WUT FUKK DAT SHIT IM GOIN 2 GET U RTITE NOW
[17:24] edesman911: you'll have to
[17:24] edesman911: when I roll up with a 12 guage
[17:25] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:25:23 2007.
[17:26] *** "playz5373" signed on at Wed Jun 06 17:26:37 2007.
[17:31] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 17:31:29 2007.

The key seems to be to lull him into a false sense of security and then piss him off.

[linkpwns]

What the fuck does this mean?

[17:18] playz5373: U sOUNd lIk SuM PuNK bITch I KNo IN rEl LiFEe
[17:18] playz5373: 6 iN dA mOnrIN pOlIZe At MY DoORe ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo

[RelentlessRolento]

What the fuck does this mean?


those lines reminded me of JEKKI.

[depascal22]

"6 in da morning, police kick in my door" is a line from a NWA song that Three Six Mafia covered later on.

[linkpwns]

"6 in da morning, police kick in my door" is a line from a NWA song that Three Six Mafia covered later on.

Well, he said the police was at his door.

I'm more curious about this line part of that line

"ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo"
Already because the kitchin floor?

[ratzombie]

We need to all IM him at the same time, and say we're in Chacrana's gang and that we are going to "shank" him.

[Chacrana]

If u gai's really wanna b in my gang, id like that. kthx. Seriously, if you guys can all pretend you're in my gang, that'll be incredible.

also, after finishing home theater installation today:

[20:07] playz5373: IM OUTSIDE YO DOOR RITE NOW BITCH U BEST WATCH @!!1
[20:07] playz5373: yall don fuc round u her
[20:09] *** "playz5373" signed off at Wed Jun 06 20:09:10 2007.

[Inf^Shini]

Well, he said the police was at his door.

I'm more curious about this line part of that line

"ALrEaDy KROz Da kITchIN mfOLLo"
Already because the kitchin floor?
already cross the kitchen floor

[linkpwns]

already cross the kitchen floor

Oh I get it...

Right.

Well now I'm in his gang boiz!

[depascal22]

How do we initiate the noobs, Chac? Force them to get all 1000 gamer points in Over the Hedge? How about Open Season?

[Apossum]

unfortunately, he blocked me when i tried to send a "pic"

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playz5373 (10:33:57 PM): u kno wut fukk diz shyt i aint playin round i aint got time 4 no gamez biyatch
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DualityBreaker (10:34:32 PM): whut u ain't got tyme for me?
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playz5373 (10:34:43 PM): wher u frum
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DualityBreaker (10:38:12 PM): don't leave me liek tha babeh
playz5373 (10:38:22 PM): WHO R U
DualityBreaker (10:38:24 PM): saw ur myspaec
DualityBreaker (10:38:30 PM): u own that car?
playz5373 (10:38:34 PM): oooho ok how old
playz5373 (10:38:39 PM): in da pikk in da bakk?
DualityBreaker (10:38:45 PM): yea
DualityBreaker (10:39:03 PM): shits hot
playz5373 (10:39:24 PM): yea i kno
playz5373 (10:39:28 PM): do u hav ms
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DualityBreaker (10:39:41 PM): ms?
playz5373 (10:39:46 PM): mytspace
DualityBreaker (10:39:47 PM): i aint got no diseases
playz5373 (10:39:55 PM): MYSPACE
playz5373 (10:40:08 PM): ho u bes not hav diseaze
playz5373 (10:40:13 PM): jus playin hehe
DualityBreaker (10:40:41 PM): heheheg
playz5373 (10:40:56 PM): ok u got myspace r u gunna ansrwer me or wut
playz5373 (10:41:15 PM): r u lokally 2
DualityBreaker (10:41:46 PM): nah don got one
playz5373 (10:42:18 PM): r u lokal
playz5373 (10:42:20 PM): do u hav pik
DualityBreaker (10:42:29 PM): yeh hold up
playz5373 (10:42:37 PM): oooookkk thx ill be waitni
playz5373 (10:44:09 PM): U THER
DualityBreaker (10:45:26 PM): yeh hold up, my bitch ass bf is on too
playz5373 (10:45:35 PM): u got bf???
playz5373 (10:45:43 PM): uz a trik azz bitch
DualityBreaker (10:45:42 PM): yeh. he gotta small dik tho
playz5373 (10:45:59 PM): i got big dicxck
playz5373 (10:47:19 PM): u got pik tho
DualityBreaker (10:48:22 PM): yeah, hold up gotta deel with dis homo
playz5373 (10:49:21 PM): hurrey up
playz5373 (10:49:34 PM): utak so longg hurrey da fuk up im gettin kinda ok tho pizz dat shit...
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