Need strippers

[ryosnk]

I need strippers for a bachelor party this weekend in Chicago, IL. So would anyone recommend a location or some strippers? 8)

[pukemon]

don't we all?

[Graystone]

scores?

[bignick]

Get Wet Girls?

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=strippers+chicago

[WhipSmartBanky]

I'm sure they'll be pleased to hear about your rash (http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21993&highlight=)...or is that how you got it in the first place?

[Jaket]

I'm sure they'll be pleased to hear about your rash (http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21993&highlight=)...or is that how you got it in the first place?



LMFAO

[LeviathynX]

Tiajuana Donkey Strippers are the best, but you'll have to import from Mexico!

[bignick]

Oh man, I didnt realize you were the same guy with the rash. Now this is sketchy.

[LeviathynX]

I'm sure strippers aren't very discriminating Big Nick. They strip for pygmy, albino nuns if there was enough money involved. Besides everyone knows a stripper is only good when she's crying!

[bignick]

I'm sure strippers aren't very discriminating Big Nick. They strip for pygmy, albino nuns if there was enough money involved. Besides everyone knows a stripper is only good when she's crying!

Trust me, I know they arnt discriminating. If there wernt youngins on this site, I would let some stories fly!

[Slipknot9762]

i live in chicago to and not to far from there by indiana there are a lot of strip clubs and stuff but i dont know if you can pick one up from there but you can call or something and try

[WhipSmartBanky]

Tiajuana Donkey Strippers are the best, but you'll have to import from Mexico!

Careful...it's probably a mule and three guys named Pepe.

[bignick]

Tiajuana Donkey Strippers are the best, but you'll have to import from Mexico!

Careful...it's probably a mule and three guys named Pepe.

nope, its called the donkey show. A chick with a donkey, use your imagination........

[LeviathynX]

I always say it's tits and an ass!

[CaboWabo]

Circuit City has some for $4.99

[CTLesq]

Try The Ultimate Strip Club List.

Alternatively, how can you be a man and not already posess the knowledge of such establishments?

Sketchy...

[magilacudy]

Good thing he wasn't asking for cheapass strippers. The rash would be the least of his problems. :puke:

[Zenithian Legend]

Circuit City has some for $4.99

Can you price match and get them cheaper elsewhere?

[LeviathynX]

Yes. EB games will only pricematch pre-owned strippers, however!

[LoganDX]

Tiajuana Donkey Strippers are the best, but you'll have to import from Mexico!

Careful...it's probably a mule and three guys named Pepe.

nope, its called the donkey show. A chick with a donkey, use your imagination........

my imagination is broke. Can I use yours instead? :wink:

[Zenithian Legend]

Yes. EB games will only pricematch pre-owned strippers, however!

No way, I don't want any second hand strippers, especially not from EB. Most of these pre-owned EB strippers don't even come with a protective sleeve. While I don't need the instruction manual that is frequently missing as well, I would like the box to put them in when I'm not using 'em.

[mousin]

har this is funnny.. i get ym gf to do it for me, but not for my friends.. but hey, i wouldnt want my friends looking at her... strippers arnt fun. HOOKERS are what you need AKA (escorts)

[ElfAngel7]

har this is funnny.. i get ym gf to do it for me, but not for my friends.. but hey, i wouldnt want my friends looking at her... strippers arnt fun. HOOKERS are what you need AKA (escorts)

::shakes head:: ](*,)

[Tom]

Yes. EB games will only pricematch pre-owned strippers, however!

No way, I don't want any second hand strippers, especially not from EB. Most of these pre-owned EB strippers don't even come with a protective sleeve. While I don't need the instruction manual that is frequently missing as well, I would like the box to put them in when I'm not using 'em.
Don't forget the hundreds of stickers attached to her as well. :(

[Skylander7]

so here I was... on my lunchbreak, checking updates on the CC thing, eating some food and drinking a glass of tea. And I read this thread.. and it makes me spit tea all over my living room

[magilacudy]

Yes. EB games will only pricematch pre-owned strippers, however!

No way, I don't want any second hand strippers, especially not from EB. Most of these pre-owned EB strippers don't even come with a protective sleeve. While I don't need the instruction manual that is frequently missing as well, I would like the box to put them in when I'm not using 'em.
Don't forget the hundreds of stickers attached to her as well. :(

And by stickers you mean strains of infectious disease.

[daphatty]

Does it always have to come back to CC? Jesus... :roll:

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Does it always have to come back to CC? Jesus... :roll:

This deal is changing the entire community, so it's constantly on their minds, and we are all tainted with the disease.
So, yes.

[alongx]

I'm sure they'll be pleased to hear about your rash (http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21993&highlight=)...or is that how you got it in the first place?

Maybe he's looking for a combination stripper/M.D. Cure a rash, get a lap dance.

[daphatty]

Does it always have to come back to CC? Jesus... :roll:

This deal is changing the entire community, so it's constantly on their minds, and we are all tainted with the disease.
So, yes.

Well I for one have yet to go to CC and probably wont. I am as pure as white snow. (Enter angelic music) :D

[DigitalSpace]

Word to the wise:

I bought a new one on ebgames.com and they sent me a used one that was completely messed up. Never buy from those fuckers.

[Zenithian Legend]

Word to the wise:

I bought a new one on ebgames.com and they sent me a used one that was completely messed up. Never buy from those shaq-fuers.

The confusion arises as I'm trying to figure out exactly what you bought from ebgames.com

[ryosnk]

I guess I will go to the admiral gentlemens club :P and enjoy the show their and my rash is abit gone :roll: . And for all you fools I got the rash by going camping (no its not poison). :)

[TiKi2]

For my brothers bachelor party .My friend found us an escort to strip for $170 for 3 hours (dunno if she could dance 3 striaght hours). Goto a local strip club and get an escort magazine and call them up and ask if they'll strip

[ZeroSupporT]

Normally for parties escort services are more than happy to send out some girls, but if you have more than 4 guys there they want to send out 2 or 3 girls, with their normal charge being about $200 an hour this can get expensive rather quickly, your best bet is to take him to a strip club and save a couple bucks.

[WeaponX2099]

Go to the Admiral. They have professional Porn stars there, so you may get real lucky.

[ryosnk]

You all are welcome to go to the admiral gentlemens club if you are in the Chicago area. Just email me :)

[6669]

My best friend says she will if you fly her to Chicago.

[ryosnk]

Any pics of your friend :P

[WhipSmartBanky]

Experience says you'll probably have to buy her two airline seats.

[bignick]

I'll do the bachelorette party.

[6669]

Any pics of your friend :P

No, but she's only 17 anyway. That may cause a problem.

[WhipSmartBanky]

JAILBAIT'D

[WeaponX2099]

That's what I call a R. Kelly Situation.

[RedvsBlue]

I haven't read the entire thread so it may have been addressed but doesn't the old addage of you get what you pay for kind of come into play here? I mean really, the less you pay for a stripper I'm thinking the less you want to see the stripper naked.

[WhipSmartBanky]

That's what I call a R. Kelly Situation.

R'KELLY'D! Oh wait, that also involves complex video manipulation.

[6669]

That's what I call a R. Kelly Situation.

R'KELLY'D! Oh wait, that also involves complex video manipulation.

17 is legal is some states, ya know. I don't know about Illinois though.

[TiKi2]

yeh but is she hot?

[epobirs]

Check the dumpster behind a large bookstore. If it isn't locked you should find plenty of strippers.

Obscure and proud of it!