How do u pee in a urinal?

[tyecko]

So yeah I've always been a little confused about public urinals, thus why I use the stalls. But anyways so do you just pull it out and everyone just looks straight ahead or do you like somehow pull it out but not so far that people can see anything?

[Brak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

[guyver2077]

......

smh

[bobo2k4]

I'm praying like hell this is a joke thread.

[doraemonkerpal]

...or do you like somehow pull it out but not so far that people can see anything?

:rofl:

i just pull it out and pee. simple lol!

[tyecko]

while informative that didn't answer the exact question

[tyecko]

sadly this is not a joke thread, I've always been a little confused but of course to embarassed to ask anyone in person

[Ikohn4ever]

with my penis

[RAMSTORIA]

i usually stay at least 3 feet away and aim, usually i make it in. but sometimes not. i also like to star at other dudes wangs while i pee, so i always glance over, smile, give a little nod or something. every once in a while i say, "nice".

[Rocko]

I pull my pants down.

[Brak]

I usually pee in the sink.

[Judhudson]

I use stalls too. I never liked urinals since that time in 6 grade in PE class and some punk kid looked when I was using it and teased me.

[2poor]

sadly this is not a joke thread, I've always been a little confused but of course to embarassed to ask anyone in person

Go read the Alphabet of Manliness. There is a chapter about this very question. There's even mathematical equations included.

[VanillaGorilla]

I always use the stall, especially the handicapped stall.

[Rocko]

Go read the Alphabet of Manliness. There is a chapter about this very question. There's even mathematical equations included.

I knew I had read about urinal situations recently... the book is actually sitting right next to the computer.

[prmononoke]

I always use the stall, especially the handicapped stall.

I used the handicapped stall for 18 years before discovering it was the handicapped stall. I always thought "Oh sweet! The big stall is open!" Since figuring that out though, nothing has changed.

Also, what the fuck? You pee the same way you normally would. Assuming you stand up to pee. What's so hard about it?

[y2jrevolution]

I too pull my pants down, stand there in my tighty whities, and pull that bad boy through the built in dick hole.

[smitboy]

That video is too hilarious.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Once I whip it out, I put both hands on my hips and let it fly freestyle...

...you know, like a water weasel or some shit.

[tyecko]

I used the handicapped stall for 18 years before discovering it was the handicapped stall. I always thought "Oh sweet! The big stall is open!" Since figuring that out though, nothing has changed.

Also, what the fuck? You pee the same way you normally would. Assuming you stand up to pee. What's so hard about it?


Well I donno maybe I didn't explain it right. I meant like do you just whip your dick out and expect no one to look or do you like pull it out of your boxers but not your pants and piss

[Maklershed]

This is quite ironic cause I was about to create the same thread asking how to use toilets. I have urinals all figured out already (well .. except for where the rolls of toilet paper are).

[WhipSmartBanky]

This is quite ironic cause I was about to create the same thread asking how to use toilets. I have urinals all figured out already (well .. except for where the rolls of toilet paper are).
That's what the urinal cakes are for, dipshit.

[Maklershed]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I feel silly now.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I feel silly now.
Indeed.

[Rusty Ghia]

Evidently, you need a Whizzy (http://whizzy4you.com/)

[thagoat]

i whip it out for all the world to see. it aint much to look at, but weve been through alot together. i actually wrote a song it. (me and my dick)

[help1]

That's what the urinal cakes are for, dipshit.

I knew a guy who stole those and put them in birthday goody bags.

Surprise surprise!

[Steggy]

I dont pee in urinals... i dont want people staring at my massive dong

[hiccupleftovers]

:rofl:

[prmononoke]

The best way to go about peeing in a urinal is to not pee in a urinal at all. You can pee by a urinal, but make sure you miss. Bonus points if you get some on the person next to you. In their mouth.

On a related note, this one time, nevermind.

[Machine]

Once or twice, I've run across a log sitting in a urinal. I always wondered how someone managed to take a dump in one of those - it's a pretty awkward position, there's the risk of someone walking in on you, and the TP is not close at hand unless you prepared in advance.

[botticus]

Wow, this thread is amazing.

You realize they have those dividers for a reason? Other than the times you're pissing next to a guy who's 7 feet tall, you can't see anything unless you really want to.

I fear for your sanity the first time you go to a restroom that only has the trough.

[tyecko]

Uh I've never seen any w/ dividers, there just right next to each other

[Gameboy415]

I only use stalls too. I like my privacy.

Plus I have enough people stare at me here in Japan, I don't need them staring at my penis too.

[Diiz]

Just go, who gives a shit if someone looks. At the end of the day, is it really gonna matter? Very few of the urinals on my campus have dividers, and I can't believe how many people go to the stalls to pee instead.

[PhreQuencYViii]

You don't pee in urinals, duh.....

[hohez]

I find the most efficient and easiest way is to lay my wang down on the edge so that it's propped up by the urinal itself.

If it isn't tall enough for that, I stradle it so it can hang straight down and still make it in.

[Graystone]

I don't use the urinal unless I have to. Me being fat makes people stare at me when I use a urinal. Which in turn makes me pee shy.

I use the stall.

[SpazX]

How old are you?

[anomynous]

thread of the year

[Cry Havoc]

Instructional Video

Several years ago there was an internet game going around that had scenarios in that video and you had to decide which urinal to use yourself. My sister didn't understand how my brother and I knew the answers. I guess it's a guy thing.

P.S. To all you stall users who don't lift the seat, I hate you. It's bad enough when I have to take a dookie in a public stall. The last thing I want to worry about is choosing between finding a new bathroom when it's already an emergency or wiping your piss off the seat so I can sit down. LIFT THE SEAT!

[WhipSmartBanky]

Several years ago there was an internet game going around that had scenarios in that video and you had to decide which urinal to use yourself. My sister didn't understand how my brother and I knew the answers. I guess it's a guy thing.

P.S. To all you stall users who don't lift the seat, I hate you. It's bad enough when I have to take a dookie in a public stall. The last thing I want to worry about is choosing between finding a new bathroom when it's already an emergency or wiping your piss off the seat so I can sit down. LIFT THE SEAT!
IIIIIIIIII use pub-lic toi-lets and piss on the seats, cos I'm an ass-hooooooooooole!

[tehweezner]

i usually stay at least 3 feet away and aim, usually i make it in. but sometimes not. i also like to star at other dudes wangs while i pee, so i always glance over, smile, give a little nod or something. every once in a while i say, "nice".

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Sporadic]

Several years ago there was an internet game going around that had scenarios in that video and you had to decide which urinal to use yourself. My sister didn't understand how my brother and I knew the answers. I guess it's a guy thing.

P.S. To all you stall users who don't lift the seat, I hate you. It's bad enough when I have to take a dookie in a public stall. The last thing I want to worry about is choosing between finding a new bathroom when it's already an emergency or wiping your piss off the seat so I can sit down. LIFT THE SEAT!

Just squat in the urinal.

[David85]

What about the UK version? It's like a three inch indent in the wall and the pee goes down the same drain, those are nasty.

[mbrownn]

....creep

[Mr Unoriginal]

Once I whip it out, I put both hands on my hips and let it fly freestyle...

...you know, like a water weasel or some shit.

In high school I actually walked in on my princepal peeing in the same fashion.

[Number83]

Sometime, especially in the morning after I wake up, I wish I had a urinal in my bathroom at home...

Morning Wood

[wubb]

I pull my pants down around my ankles, tuck my shirt under my chin and do my business. Isn't that SOP?

Unless I'm wearing a hat. Then things get way more complicated.

[gamingninja]

people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why

[lordwow]

I find the most efficient and easiest way is to lay my wang down on the edge so that it's propped up by the urinal itself.

If it isn't tall enough for that, I stradle it so it can hang straight down and still make it in.

I could barely contain my laughter.

[bobo2k4]

Has the OP used a urinal yet?


I have to use one everyday at work but I can't stand the splashback. Anyone have any tips to prevent splashback?

[Scorch]

I pull my pants down around my ankles, tuck my shirt under my chin and do my business. Isn't that SOP?

Unless I'm wearing a hat. Then things get way more complicated.

:rofl:

[Graystone]

people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why

You creep me out. You want me to use the urinal so you can stare at my man junk.

[bobthecat23]

thread of the year

[Rocko]

thread of the year

Or not.

[fraggedbylaggers]

I was in Grand Central Station in NY. I was taking a piss at the urinal and this dirty bum goes over to the one next to me. He drops his filthy sweat pants and underwear to his ankles and does his buisness. A fine example of poor urinal conduct.

[Rozz]

I unzip my zipper, pull out Johnny, grab onto my penis and then watch the liquid fly out.

Can be quite fun if you make a game of it. Use your imagination.

[cdeener]

IIIIIIIIII use pub-lic toi-lets and piss on the seats, cos I'm an ass-hooooooooooole!

This post reminds me of one of my favorite songs. Asshole by Denis Leary because he almost says this same exact thing in the song about half way through it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_bg2HK7oA

[Apossum]

people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why


If it's a two urinal bathroom and one's taken, I go for the stall. I get stage fright and can't pee when I'm right next to someone. and yeah, I agree with citizenb, you just wanna look at some cock.

[imascrub]

Has the OP used a urinal yet?


I have to use one everyday at work but I can't stand the splashback. Anyone have any tips to prevent splashback?

try pissing downwards at a 45 or 30 degree angle so the splash travels downward and not find its way back to the source

[Skelah]

you stand back 6 feet and try not to hit the floor try to get it all in there.
Shout bullseye and a contest will begin ask whoevers there for a quick game

'sometimes a bathroom may have targets printed on the paper towls ' ever wonder what those were for? now you know.

[abisai86]

i hate when all the men urinals are taken and only the kids urinal is left at work, i onced splashed pee into the guy in the urinal next to me, he was wearing sandals

[Maklershed]

people who use the stall when a pisser is empty creep me out for some reason i dont know why

Yes, cause its way less creepy for two men to unleash the beast within inches of each other.

[crazytalkx]

I'd avoid it if I was friends with myself because I'd do an earthquake test.

[Kayden]

This post reminds me of one of my favorite songs. Asshole by Denis Leary because he almost says this same exact thing in the song about half way through it.

(http://%3Ca%20href=%22http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_bg2HK7oA%22%20target=%22_blank%22%3Ehtt p://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_bg2HK7oA%3C/a%3E)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_bg2HK7oA

Yes, it must be an amazing coincidence...

I only use stalls too. I like my privacy.

Plus I have enough people stare at me here in Japan, I don't need them staring at my penis too.

Good idea, you know what those silly Japanese do when they see giant lizards.

http://www.scifijapan.com/Egyptian/G20001.jpg

[fraggedbylaggers]

i hate when all the men urinals are taken and only the kids urinal is left at work, i onced splashed pee into the guy in the urinal next to me, he was wearing sandals

LOL!!!

[the_deej]

i hate when all the men urinals are taken and only the kids urinal is left at work, i onced splashed pee into the guy in the urinal next to me, he was wearing sandals

hahahah:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[SIUfan]

So yeah I've always been a little confused about public urinals, thus why I use the stalls. But anyways so do you just pull it out and everyone just looks straight ahead or do you like somehow pull it out but not so far that people can see anything?

You quit being a douchebag pussy and pull your dick out and piss. It's not that hard. Fuck this has to be a joke.

[hiccupleftovers]

OP must be a member of http://www.mapsu.org/