Sweet Christmas! How many more things can he be busted for?

[PsyClerk]

Saw this on Fark, sounded like something Dave Barry wrote a few years ago.

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/WinnipegSun/News/2003/11/22/264909.html?+target=

-Driving the wrong way

-On a one way street

-with no pants

-watching kiddie porn

-while stealing wi-fi internet.

Now if only he was smoking crack at the time and smuggling a small Mexican family.

[legion_stxds]

That is just sad man... so sad!

[ElfAngel7]

crazy-ass canadians. Still, talk about a bad day

[Kaijufan]

Sad.

[tcrash247]

Thats pretty messed up, what a retard.

[XboxMaster]

Wait a second, the guy actually wrote a song that included these lyrics?

[coolsteel]

That one took the cake

[Squirms]

Holy moly, what an idiot

[yeahokthenfu]

Damn that has to suck yo

[magilacudy]

Wait a second, the guy actually wrote a song that included these lyrics?

What the hell are you talking about?

It would be crazy if that Canadian guy was caught trying to rip CAGs off too. I think being Olson'd would be worse than Canadian Govt'd.

[daphatty]

If you were a smart pedophile, you'd get a job trying to stop these people. That way you could get around the legal ramifications. "Hey, I was just doing my job..." Then again, the term "a smart pedophile" is an oxymoron so...

[Spacepest]

-Driving the wrong way

-On a one way street

-with no pants

-watching kiddie porn

-while stealing wi-fi internet.



:shock: Whoa, this guy probably holds the record for most laws broken at once. Imagine his lawyer trying to defend all of that in court.

[Ledhed]

Part of me thought this was some kind of prank. I mean, it's as if he was trying to set some kind of record. It sounds like a ridiculous bet or something.

'Hey dude, I bet you can't be breaking over 4 laws at once.'

'Try me.'

How could anyone be this stupid?



... then again, he is Canadian....