View Full Version : Pigeon Sh*t
snotknocker
07-09-2004, 05:59 PM
I was just standing outside my office smoking a butt when what seemed to be at least 50 - 60 pigeons flew overhead. I instinctively dodged for cover but ran smack dab into a mondo bird dropping which caught me on the forehead right above my left eye. It splattered on my nose and left cheek. The smell was putrid. I can't wait to get home to my uniknob shower and perfectly temperated water.
I heard this is good luck....
Maybe I'll play the lottery tonight.
It sucks to be me right now.
I think I'm gonna spew.
Pigeons suck!
Graystone
07-09-2004, 07:45 PM
damn. maybe someone is telling you to quit smoking when you should be working =)
snotknocker
07-09-2004, 07:50 PM
damn. maybe someone is telling you to quit smoking when you should be working =)
Yeh, like the Pigeon God
Wshakspear
07-09-2004, 07:50 PM
at least it wasnt a direct hit on your eye...
WhipSmartBanky
07-09-2004, 07:52 PM
SHIT'D!
snotknocker
07-09-2004, 08:03 PM
at least it wasnt a direct hit on your eye...
That's one way to look at it. I guess it could have been worse. I just hope the splatterings will come out of the brand new $50 dress shirt I was wearing. Oh by the way I'm home now and showered but I still can't shake that fucking putrid smell. It's kinda like a nasty stankfoot and spoiled milk smell all rolled into one. I think I'm scarred ...at least for the rest of the night
bignick
07-09-2004, 08:06 PM
"ha ha" -Nelson
The-Bavis
07-09-2004, 08:09 PM
damn. maybe someone is telling you to quit smoking when you should be working =)
Or inside surfing the net... Must have a job like mine!
People have gone blind from having pigeon shit get in their eye. I'm not joking either.
Dok Diamond
07-10-2004, 01:25 AM
ROFLMAO, my neighbor just got hit with a big dropping like 2 days ago on top of her head :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
o well atleast its good luck, or people who get hit just say that so there not embarassed
Ledhed
07-10-2004, 01:28 AM
stankfoot
One of the best Zappa songs ever.
Xevious
07-10-2004, 01:30 AM
THat pigeon was a good shot. The army should sign that bird up for sniper duty...
snotknocker
07-10-2004, 07:15 AM
THat pigeon was a good shot. The army should sign that bird up for sniper duty...
It was'nt like the pigeon was a good shot, it was more like the target was a dumbass. If I had not tried to dodge for cover I would not of got hit. And it is now the next morning and I'm thinking that if I had not started this thread this whole blunderfuck would be the last thing on my mind right now.
I gotta go to the cleaners
dafoomie
07-10-2004, 07:37 AM
Heh, I watched the Nissan Pigeon commercial right before I read this thread. The one thats like top gun.
Zenithian Legend
07-10-2004, 01:57 PM
God, I hate that damn dog, seriously I wanted to shoot that dog so bad. I'd sometimes let the ducks fly by on purpose just to empty round after round into the dog.
Anyway, ya that sucks man, I hate birds too, although I've never suffered your misfortune.