Worst or best blog ever? Title Changed. You gotta read this...

[defender]

Please post the worst Blogs you have ever read. Some blogs are full of the stupidest comments from people. I am not a big blog guy but occasionally someone points out a good one.

Here is my favorite for WORST!

http://www.blurty.com/users/dragonlordfrodo

The reason I think it is so bad is that just about everything the guy writes its from such a noob perspective. If you read his blogs you get the feeling that he is a giant loser but doesnt know it. It's really pathetic.

Enjoy.

Feel free to post your own "worst blog ever"

Ok so that was my OP but upon further reading it turns out there is some real gems inside this blog. I don't think he intended for people to laugh at him but still...it's all rather funny.

So I am redoing the post and also making it a poll. This is some funny stuff.

[yellowaznboy]

That's not very nice, Mr. Defender, but funny as hell!

[st0neface]

Hahaha, I thought it was gonna be someone elses, and I was going to put his to compete with what I thought your opinion of the worst blog ever was. Just for some extra comedy, check out this thread he made a few months ago.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13991&start=0&postdays=0&postorder =asc&highlight=

[FrankySox]

Yeah man that's kinda F'd up, make fun of me instead because I'm the BIGGEST loser

[defender]

So no one can top that blog as the worst blog ever?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

So no one can top that blog as the worst blog ever?

Um, yeah, I think you win with that. :D

[Mustang O-Line 75]

This has to be the worst blog ever. (http://morawski.blogspot.com/)

No comparisons

http://www.livejournal.com/users/thepainsubsides/

ok that one's pretty bad too

[JSweeney]

Hahaha, I thought it was gonna be someone elses, and I was going to put his to compete with what I thought your opinion of the worst blog ever was. Just for some extra comedy, check out this thread he made a few months ago.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13991&start=0&postdays=0&postorder =asc&highlight=

I forgot all about that thread. Nice.

Should I do that more often, or should I be a kinder, gentler, JSweeney?

[JSweeney]

Please post the worst Blogs you have ever read. Some blogs are full of the stupidest comments from people. I am not a big blog guy but occasionally someone points out a good one.

Here is my favorite for WORST!

http://www.blurty.com/users/dragonlordfrodo

The reason I think it is so bad is that just about everything the guy writes its from such a noob perspective. If you read his blogs you get the feeling that he is a giant loser but doesnt know it. It's really pathetic.

Enjoy.

Feel free to post your own "worst blog ever"

All of the work sorting the cosmos into order to form the universe.
All of the work forming of the world to make it habitable.
All of the climate changes, world alteration and such to make the world a viable habitat for human life.
All of the years of war, strife and cultural evolution... so that that blog can exist.

God obviously has a sense of humor.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Hahaha, I thought it was gonna be someone elses, and I was going to put his to compete with what I thought your opinion of the worst blog ever was. Just for some extra comedy, check out this thread he made a few months ago.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=13991&start=0&postdays=0&postorder =asc&highlight=

I forgot all about that thread. Nice.

Should I do that more often, or should I be a kinder, gentler, JSweeney?

I'd say stay about the same. That way whenever they see your posts, they'll mostly expect something nice, though we can get the satisfaction of every once in a while you blowing up at somebody like that. And he deserved it, and it was funny. :lol:

[WhipSmartBanky]

I'm all for flaming people, especially the stupid ones, but I dunno how I feel about this. It's almost crossing the line.

Then again, if you don't want it read and commented on, don't post it on the internet.

Carry on.

[Lootr2Core]

So no one can top that blog as the worst blog ever?

Well I couldn't submit one cause I only read good blogs and my poop don't stink either.


Seriously though that one was pretty bad, I'll have to search now that the gauntlet has been smacked at me to come up with a blog of equal or even greater crappiness. I wonder who Michael Constantino is writing his blog for? Who the hell whould read that on a regular basis. (which makes me have to ask, how the heck did you find this defender?)


Side note.. One of the things I've really coming to like more on more on CAG (aside from the cheap deals) is getting links to a wide variety of web pages.

Edit: Well did the some history clickin and answered my question as to where defender found this.. dang on CAG, why would some link themselves to this uninspired blog?? why Dragonlordfrodo WHYYYYYYYYY

[x0thedeadzone0x]

So no one can top that blog as the worst blog ever?

Well I couldn't submit one cause I only read good blogs and my poop don't stink either.


Seriously though that one was pretty bad, I'll have to search now that the gauntlet has been smacked at me to come up with a blog of equal or even greater crappiness. I wonder who Michael Constantino is writing his blog for? Who the hell whould read that on a regular basis. (which makes me have to ask, how the heck did you find this defender?)


Side note.. One of the things I've really coming to like more on more on CAG (aside from the cheap deals) is getting links to a wide variety of web pages.

Edit: Well did the some history clickin and answered my question as to where defender found this.. dang on CAG, why would some link themselves to this uninspired blog?? why Dragonlordfrodo WHYYYYYYYYY

Because he PWNd the two sites he got banned off of, had a 7.7 out of complete sympathy for whoever's moms voted for him, and wanted to brag about it. :roll:

EDIT: Oh yeah, and he tried 7 different CD's of linux so he posted his frustrated blog too, just so even MORE people could laugh at him.
And forget what Lootr2 :wink:

[Lootr2Core]

You forgot something deadzone.. I can't log off tonight till I hear it.... C'mon.... :)

EDIT: 'watch out, this is gonna be a flame war" :) :) :)

[Lootr2Core]

OK kick me but I wanted to 'investigate' this blog a bit and found this post from back in April.

1:07 pm - Stealing Money
My mom just got back from florida. As soon as she got home she went straight to the casino and won tons of money. It was like $986 in mixed bills. So last night, she was sleeping, the money was on the counter, and I took a $20. Today my mom called me down and said she was missing $220. I was like what!?!?!? My dad searched my room and found the $20 I took. My mom is still missing $200 (4 $50s). I did not take no $200 I took the $20. Well she doesn't believe me, and she is not letting me get my TV, or letting me at mark's house. What the fuck? I didn't steal $200! So I did the unthinkable. I lied to them and said I took it, and when I noticed them countiing it, I flushed the $200! It was the only way out of this one. I figure I would "Plead Guilty" to receive a lighter punishment. Well I told mark that I didn't steal it and that I lied and said I did and flushed it, and now he is coming over to settle things. See Mark is the voice of reason in the family. People respect his opinion and judgement. He said it was wrong to admit to something I didn't do. I think it wasn't the right thing to do, but what other choice did I have? They said to just put the $200 on the counter and walk away, but I don't have $200 to put on the counter. And I do have a rep of stealing money to buy food. I just want this to be over and that is why I took blame for it...


EDIT: I'm taking my vote back this is a great blog the Unintentional comedy (thanks bill simmons from ESPN.com) is off the charts!!! Quote: I DO HAVE A REP FOR STEALING MONEY TO BUY FOOD" well don't buy copies of LInux than... BUY FOOD!

[Lootr2Core]

Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.

[godhatesjustyou]

Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.

hahah! :rofl:

[defender]

lol

That's awesome. He steals money to buy food...

OMG you just got pwnd.

"Hi.. my name is Michael and I am a noob. I am rather dull and unoriginal. I write a really bad blog because I think I am important to someone. I am in complete denial over the the fact that my life is really pathetic. I steal money to eat not because I am starving but because I am overweight and I really like to eat."

[defender]

Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I cant stop laughing.

[defender]

I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.

I still cant stop laughing...its like the funniest thing I have read in years.

[defender]

my stomach hurts...I cant stop laughing.....

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Man this is getting to be sarcasm/ great reading:

Thursday, May 6th, 2004
6:06 pm - Update
Okay so the whole stealing money thing has died down. It died down after mark came over. Mark Said my mom was pissed and I was going to hear it from her. But she didn't say anything. In fact she was calm. So I went to the Prader Willi (Boxcar Willi) clinic the other day and the doctor immediately ruled out that I had Prader Willi. I was relieved. He said that my small dick was the result of being heavy... so does that mean it will get bigger if I lose weight?? I smell incentive to lose weight. My birthday is next thursday. I will be 20 years old.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

I cant stop laughing.

Oh my god... that is so wrong on so many levels but I can't stop laughing... :rofl: :rofl:

[CaseyRyback]

read april 5th

and he deserves being made fun of. I mean he has no respect for his parents. What they do is not his business. They pay the bills and allow him to live there for free so he should STFU

[defender]

At work today I was having some cramps in my lower abdominal region and I was farting up a storm. So I go to the bathroom. At work they have the Mens room, the Womens room and the handicap room, which both men and women use. I always use the handicap bathroom because no one hardly uses it. Plus there is no stalls just a toilet but it is open spaced. So I am taking a shit, my pants to down to my ankles and an older woman walks in around her mid 30's. It was one of my co workers, and I started to go like hey hey hey get out! It was so embarassing because I think she seen my little dick plus I do not have the best physique. I think she was embarrassed as well.

OK...I am convinced. This is the BEST blog ever to laugh at.

[Lootr2Core]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking Defender.?


That's right, time to rename your thread to BEST BLOG EVER! Maybe make it a sticky and required reading for new registrations? I think I'm gonna print it off, bind it and make this blog required reading for my football team as well as my sons. "SOn" "yes Dad' "I have something very important to show you.. it is scary.. it is disturbing but if you do the opposite of this person's blog... you will do all right" "Wow dad what is it?" this is just a sample sons but if you ever say "your job sucks cause you can't listen to Howard Stern" I will personally come and kick your ass."

OK DAD share this info.

OK here it is. 2:44 pm - First day of work
I got me a job. That's right, a JOB. You know work, money, making a living. I work at Utilityaccounts on Delaware in Buffalo. Today was my first day. Basically today was training day. I am liking it alot. What I do is enter data into a database, basically. It is easy work for the most part and the pay is good ($8/hr). Right now I work Monday - Thursday 9:00 AM to 1:00 PM. There are some hot chicks that work there too. The only shitty thing is is that i'll miss Howard Stern from 9:00 till 11:00 or whenever he gets off. Other than that it is great. I get more. Hopefully meet new people. It is a very casual place to work too. You can take breaks whenever. You can drink and eat at the computer. You are also allowed a bit of goofing off once in a while. Everybody seems nice there too. I just wish I can get more hours though. Oh well..

[st0neface]

OK kick me but I wanted to 'investigate' this blog a bit and found this post from back in April.

1:07 pm - Stealing Money
My mom just got back from florida. As soon as she got home she went straight to the casino and won tons of money. It was like $986 in mixed bills. So last night, she was sleeping, the money was on the counter, and I took a $20. Today my mom called me down and said she was missing $220. I was like what!?!?!? My dad searched my room and found the $20 I took. My mom is still missing $200 (4 $50s). I did not take no $200 I took the $20. Well she doesn't believe me, and she is not letting me get my TV, or letting me at mark's house. What the shaq-fu? I didn't steal $200! So I did the unthinkable. I lied to them and said I took it, and when I noticed them countiing it, I flushed the $200! It was the only way out of this one. I figure I would "Plead Guilty" to receive a lighter punishment. Well I told mark that I didn't steal it and that I lied and said I did and flushed it, and now he is coming over to settle things. See Mark is the voice of reason in the family. People respect his opinion and judgement. He said it was wrong to admit to something I didn't do. I think it wasn't the right thing to do, but what other choice did I have? They said to just put the $200 on the counter and walk away, but I don't have $200 to put on the counter. And I do have a rep of stealing money to buy food. I just want this to be over and that is why I took blame for it...


EDIT: I'm taking my vote back this is a great blog the Unintentional comedy (thanks bill simmons from ESPN.com) is off the charts!!! Quote: I DO HAVE A REP FOR STEALING MONEY TO BUY FOOD" well don't buy copies of LInux than... BUY FOOD!

If you read earlier, he steals previously, and makes fun of mentally handicapped people, says he has a small penis, says Pink Floyd is gay, makes fun of other fat people, can't keep a job, lives with his parents at 20, at the worst offense, doesn't like Kill Bill Vol. 2, and the funniest of all is the girl he's looking for:

"18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me. "

[defender]

"Tonight I have to go for a sleep study at millard fillmore hospital. I found out I have sleep apnea and stop breathing for up to 4 minutes when I sleep. That means I am not as rested after a full nights sleep as most people. That is why I fall asleep at work."

[Lootr2Core]

"Tonight I have to go for a sleep study at millard fillmore hospital. I found out I have sleep apnea and stop breathing for up to 4 minutes when I sleep. That means I am not as rested after a full nights sleep as most people. That is why I fall asleep at work."



WOW i'm a volunteer EMT and we are trained that perm. brain damage occurs after 3 minutes of no oxygen to the brain and he stops breathing for 4 minutes regularly? OK BLOG makes sense now.

[Lootr2Core]

Defender: Nice on the title edit and adding a poll...sweet

[SpookyD]

"I am also tired of foreigners coming to America and taking all the jobs that they have to talk to people; Tech support, customer service, telemarketing etc. It pisses me off when I try to get help with my wireless card I have to speak to Apu who can't speak english. He shouldn't be working tech support, he should be filling my slurpee cup! He should be serving me a roller dog! Why do people hire people for phone jobs, when they can't even speak our language? It is ludicrious! It is all the time too, whenever I call AOL, or adelphia (Cable company) or microsoft, or SMC, or encore. I am, tired of it. And I am sure many of you people are tired of it as well. Then you are thinking, man I really want to speak to an american instead, but you can't really say it, because it may be deemed racist or something. Okay you are coming to a predominately english speaking country to live. You have a really thick and annoying accent, so thick you cannot understand them, why the hell do you apply, and get the phone jobs? You are getting paid to talk to english speaking people, yet you can't speak englsih. maybe you should stick to pumping my gas, or folding my laundry okay... "

Racist too. Wow, makes me not feel so bad.

[cozydean]

"I am also tired of foreigners coming to America and taking all the jobs that they have to talk to people; Tech support, customer service, telemarketing etc. It pisses me off when I try to get help with my wireless card I have to speak to Apu who can't speak english. He shouldn't be working tech support, he should be filling my slurpee cup! He should be serving me a roller dog! Why do people hire people for phone jobs, when they can't even speak our language? It is ludicrious! It is all the time too, whenever I call AOL, or adelphia (Cable company) or microsoft, or SMC, or encore. I am, tired of it. And I am sure many of you people are tired of it as well. Then you are thinking, man I really want to speak to an american instead, but you can't really say it, because it may be deemed racist or something. Okay you are coming to a predominately english speaking country to live. You have a really thick and annoying accent, so thick you cannot understand them, why the hell do you apply, and get the phone jobs? You are getting paid to talk to english speaking people, yet you can't speak englsih. maybe you should stick to pumping my gas, or folding my laundry okay... "

Racist too. Wow, makes me not feel so bad.

Sounds like a pretty competent "hardware" guy. Always on the phone with tech support ... And that penis stuff was just beyond funny.

[Bann]

Maybe he's a motivational speaker :-k . He's already made me feel a lot better about my life.

[JSweeney]

What would ever possess anyone to write something like that on the internet? I mean really.
Are the that inept or are the just that devoid of any social contact that any attention is good attention?

I'd love to just start making fun of him, but I'm not sure that anyone can actually say anything to top what he says about himself.

If anything, I feel worlds better about myself...I mean, after reading his blog, I feel like Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, Bill Gates, John F Kennedy and Socrates... all rolled into one.

[Graystone]

This has to be the worst blog ever. (http://morawski.blogspot.com/)

No comparisons

http://www.livejournal.com/users/thepainsubsides/

ok that one's pretty bad too


ding ding ding
We have a winner. He is so blown out on drugs that he cannot even use punctuation.

[alongx]

What I find so hilarious about that is that my freshman roommate in college has a blog that is almost identical to that.

[JSweeney]

To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.

OH. MY. GOD.

I've had my suspicions but that just officially made it AT LEAST on the top 5 of my best CAG threads ever. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SneakyPenguin]

To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.

Oh god I can't breathe! That forces me to use the following:

LOL!

That is the first time I have ever used that acronym, but that is possibly the funniest thing ever.

[JSweeney]

DLF at the Doctor:
"Don't overreact... it's just a little prick"

[WhipSmartBanky]

To the tune of "Only wanna be with you" by Hootie and the Blowish

You and me
We come from different worlds
You like to laugh at me
Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

I'm goin' crazy
And you wonder why
Its cause a baby
and I have the very same size.

Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.

You look at me
What you're thinking you won't say
But I see you laughing as you turn away.
I can dance...
I can sing...
But you won't have love with me cause of the size of my thing.

Chorus:
Well there's nothing I can do
Cause I only got a three inch tool.
It's small but it's real cool.
but I only got a three inch tool.

Wow. Just wow.

[DMFunk]

Wow is it just me, or is it every time someone bashes Linux, they just get ownt on so many levels.... comon even god smited him with a dong the size of a dime roll!

[JSweeney]

Well, that's what you get for going around half-cocked!

[Mustang O-Line 75]

Well, that's what you get for going around half-cocked!

ba-zing

[Death2Sanity]

This is funny...how?

[Lootr2Core]

This is funny...how?

duh.. duh duh duh duh.. duh duh.

response registered.

[JSweeney]

Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.

[CaseyRyback]

Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.

for a second there I thought you said Dick Jones, and was wondering what Robocop had to do with all of this :lol:

[stocker08]

wow. this is pathetic on many levels.

9:00

"i Got my first job.....my mommy packed me a lunch in my Lord Of The Rings lunchpail :-) I got a Baloney sandwich. A person made fun of my glasses, so i called him a poopy head :-) he wont make fun of me no more.

9:42

"i got fired today......i was playing with my LOTR action figures when my boss came up and fired me for not doing anything...... my mommy called him and told him hes mean! later that night....i stole money :-)

Tuesday.....

i went to my gas station and stole a candy bar......im too cool for school........well, im off to grown-up school........

Friday

i got a date tonight :-) My mom set me up with my aunt. now people cant make fun of me cause i got a date and im cool. i even got police officer glasses and a plastic badge.....were going to MCDonalds......my dad gave me a hankerchief and my mom gave me 10$. I spent it on a very neet diary so i cant write down feeling and record my growing weight!!! it a pokemon diary.

Sunday

i went swimming at my neibors house......my dad was drunk and said it looked more like i was sinking cause i was soo fat.....i went home and cried for 12 min and 34 sec........then i realized im soo cool and was happy again. I went back over and started swimming again. I went off the diving board and my URCLE Brand swimming trunks came off......my parents and neibors laughed at me and said that by the looks of my lower reigon, i could be a girl. I then sat on all their heads until they died....then i went home to watch Rereuns of Darma and Greg :-)

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Nope, he didnt write any of this. But i couldnt pass up a chance to make fun of him......was i too harsh? naaa!

[zewone]

Wow. This is the greatest thread ever. The part about going to doctor for his little dick and getting told your fat is so funny its stupid. Why did he do this to himself?

[defender]

OMG this deserves to be on FARK

I just can't stop laughing.

[coolcps]

I read some of this and I will have to commit some time and read more, hilarious. There is a great blog about a teacher who teaches special ed and it is hilarious, I will try to find the link for you guys.

[coolcps]

wow. this is pathetic on many levels.

9:00

"i Got my first job.....my mommy packed me a lunch in my Lord Of The Rings lunchpail :-) I got a Baloney sandwich. A person made fun of my glasses, so i called him a poopy head :-) he wont make fun of me no more.

9:42

"i got fired today......i was playing with my LOTR action figures when my boss came up and fired me for not doing anything...... my mommy called him and told him hes mean! later that night....i stole money :-)

Tuesday.....

i went to my gas station and stole a candy bar......im too cool for school........well, im off to grown-up school........

Friday

i got a date tonight :-) My mom set me up with my aunt. now people cant make fun of me cause i got a date and im cool. i even got police officer glasses and a plastic badge.....were going to MCDonalds......my dad gave me a hankerchief and my mom gave me 10$. I spent it on a very neet diary so i cant write down feeling and record my growing weight!!! it a pokemon diary.

Sunday

i went swimming at my neibors house......my dad was drunk and said it looked more like i was sinking cause i was soo fat.....i went home and cried for 12 min and 34 sec........then i realized im soo cool and was happy again. I went back over and started swimming again. I went off the diving board and my URCLE Brand swimming trunks came off......my parents and neibors laughed at me and said that by the looks of my lower reigon, i could be a girl. I then sat on all their heads until they died....then i went home to watch Rereuns of Darma and Greg :-)

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Nope, he didnt write any of this. But i couldnt pass up a chance to make fun of him......was i too harsh? naaa!

How dare you trick me, while I was reading it thought I was thinking no one could possibly be that bad. NOW IMMEDIATELY GO READ SOME OF THESE: http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/

[x0thedeadzone0x]

This IS the greatest thread ever. Oh god damn. Wow, so funny.

[WhipSmartBanky]

Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.

for a second there I thought you said Dick Jones, and was wondering what Robocop had to do with all of this :lol:

"Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against, can we?"

[CaseyRyback]

Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.

for a second there I thought you said Dick Jones, and was wondering what Robocop had to do with all of this :lol:

"Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against, can we?"

:rofl: I need to go and rent that movie soon.

"I work for Dick Jones!!!!!!"

[JSweeney]

For some reason, mentioning dick and product in the same thread seems very, very wrong.

[magilacudy]

Maybe he's a motivational speaker :-k . He's already made me feel a lot better about my life.

Haha... so true.

[EndlessChris]

Is this real?

This can't be real...

Is this real?


Look at the files section for some great pictures. http://dragonlordfrodo.50megs.com/cgi-bin/i/Pics/Shocking!.jpg

[jimbodan]

Is this real?

This can't be real...

Is this real?


Look at the files section for some great pictures. http://dragonlordfrodo.50megs.com/cgi-bin/i/Pics/Shocking!.jpg

hahahaha, everyone, make sure to look at that picture. The image is EXACTLY how I pictured the guy.

[epobirs]

Either a fabulous hoax or so pathetic as to be an argument for euthanasia.

[jimbodan]

How dare you trick me, while I was reading it thought I was thinking no one could possibly be that bad. NOW IMMEDIATELY GO READ SOME OF THESE: http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/

READ THIS NOW!! This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever read.

[bruce_pwns_j00]

omg everytime i open a window his pic pops up, its scary as hell.

[bruce_pwns_j00]

On the bailey bridge I felt my innards shifting. I needed to crap, bad. I hold it till I get home. As soon as I sat on the bowl, It came out like water! I look in the toilet and it was just total black shitwater. I think I crapped out my pop! So maybe I have diarhea who knows. Maybe food poisoning. But I am not eating again today.

.....

[stocker08]

this is funny as something really funny!

[Doylerulez]

He just had to be from Buffalo. I feel better knowing that I'm in the burbs far away from him. Hey, maybe I'll see him at CC camping out for some games, it's hard to miss him.
I dunno how you stumbled upon his blog but now my eyes are watering from laughing so hard.

[6669]

I think the fact that his name is "dragonlordfrodo" is enough to make me laugh.
(Sorry, .............DRAGONLORDFRODO!)

[CaseyRyback]

check st0nefaces link out. rate his picture and then read about him!!!



and the link to his blog is in his sig.

[defender]

http://dragonlordfrodo.50megs.com/Pics/pwn3d.jpg

For more of his wonderful pics...

http://dragonlordfrodo.50megs.com/Pics/

I gotta make me a new avatar.

[jimbodan]

http://dragonlordfrodo.50megs.com/Pics/pwn3d.jpg

For more of his wonderful pics...

http://dragonlordfrodo.50megs.com/Pics/

I gotta make me a new avatar.

haha!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JSweeney]

I've been wondering.. if you were going to write something about the size of (or lack thereof) your genitals on your blog, wouldn't you try to do it in a more clever way?
Like, for instance, say that you're hung like some kind of animal... some gigantic creature but due to the size of its body, it's genitals are miniscule in scale. I mean, if you mention some huge animal like a elephant or a whale, and proclaim "I'm hung like an elephant, or I'm hung like a whale"(just examples.. I have no idea of what the size of the genital of an elephant or a whale are) , wouldn't people go with the assumption " Wow, he must be huge!", instead of just automatically starting to laugh at you.

I mean, save for zoologists, biologists, and a couple of perverts in the deepest darkest corners of the internet, who spends thier day looking at (and the respective sizes of) animal junk?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

I mean, save for zoologists, biologists, and a couple of perverts in the deepest darkest corners of the internet, who spends thier day looking at (and the respective sizes of) animal junk?

Cause I'm hung just like a squirell

:shock: Yeah... that's what I wanna know too.

[JSweeney]

Hey, only so many words in the english language rhyme. I'm sorry, but that just flowed with the lyrics.

I mean, I have absolutely no idea what the size of squirel genitals are, or how large they are in proportion to thier body.

Considering the varied topics that we've seen on the board, or through the magic of search engines we could find out, but I really don't care that much.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Hey, only so many words in the english language rhyme. I'm sorry, but that just flowed with the lyrics.

I mean, I have absolutely no idea what the size of squirel genitals are, or how large they are in proportion to thier body.

Considering the varied topics that we've seen on the board, or through the magic of search engines we could find out, but I really don't care that much.

I know, I was just kidding with you. No need to be sorry.
And somebody might post a picture of that squirrel with abnormally huge... yeah's soon.

[JSweeney]

Yeah. I'm sorry. I think those muses need watch what they're inspiring.

I blame Erato and Thalia for this one.

(No, I don't believe in Greek Mythology... it just makes a good scapegoat :) )

[gamefreak]

Is it just me or is dreaming about Micheal Jackson... not a good thing?

[magilacudy]

I wonder if Frodo's seen this thread already. I bet that would make him cry like a baby... and would cause him to post his humiliation on the blog.

Which we would then proceed to make fun of and make him update the patheticness some more.

A vicious cycle. :shock:

[JSweeney]

No kidding. Doesn't he know that you're supposed to internalize all of your feelings until you become a huge festering pile of rage, and then snap on some poor unsuspecting fool for all to the pain you've been subjected to?

I mean, really... it's the American way!

[EndlessChris]

I thought this had to be fake in the one entry where he says he was at Subway, saw some girls, and was afraid of them. But if you google search his name it comes up on all sorts of gamer sites. This guy is real.

Wow.

[CaseyRyback]

much better pictures

http://dragonlordfrodo.yafro.com/

[Doylerulez]

Thanks Casey, the "hardcore" pose did it for me.

I remember the other thread that stoneface posted, I didn't bother to look at his sig, I didn't think anyone would want people to read about their small junk. Takes all kinds, takes all kinds...

[CaseyRyback]

Thanks Casey, the "hardcore" pose did it for me.

I remember the other thread that stoneface posted, I didn't bother to look at his sig, I didn't think anyone would want people to read about their small junk. Takes all kinds, takes all kinds...

The "hardcore" one was my favorite as well

EDIT: while that is my favorite from that site, bling bling rules all (from the link defender provided)

[Bann]

He isn't a very observant fellow either, or he just doesn't know how to respond to his fans in this thread.

[JSweeney]

You know, going through the thread and the blog, he strikes me as one of the noob LOTR fans as well... you know, the ones who latched on as soon as the movies came out.

[stocker08]

again......the hardcore one was funny as hell. this is a great topic......i almost signed up so i could post negitive things about his pictures........

in the hardcore one.....it looked like he just won an ebay auction for a big mac with extra everything!

[zewone]

in the hardcore one.....it looked like he just won an ebay auction for a big mac with extra everything!

LMAO!

[rebthor]

EDIT: I am too mean.

[-Never4ever-]

His BLOG's gone, I wonder if he saw this post and took it down, after all he is a member of this sight (under the same usernam).

I've actually traded with him face to face before, never could I have imagined that he wrote such a crazy BLOG entry. You guys are sorta mean (funny, but mean) but he kinda had it coming, seeing as he posted it on the internet and what not.

some stuff needs to stay private :rofl:

BTW the SC: PT he's holding in one of the pic's is now mine.

[zewone]

His blog still comes up for me.

[Grave_Addiction]

This is greatness from the Tardblog!!!

#15: Malcolm's annoying chair

I was supervising a few students during their individual play time, when I heard the ear-piercing roar of our fire alarm. I immediately assumed my typical position next to the door, making sure the tards make it outside, while my aides herded them towards me.



Malcolm decided he doesn't want to go outside. The aide assisting Malcolm starts pushing him towards the door, and he immediately slams his chair into reverse. She pushes harder, the motor starts making a loud buzzing sound, and the room smells faintly of burnt oil.

I step forward and move Malcolm's finger off of the control, after this he starts rolling towards the door. The second I turn around to
check on the other tards he hits reverse again. Hearing that load motor buzz, I swing around and grab the side of Malcolm's chair, sliding his arm off the side and into his lap, making it impossible for him to hit his finger control. The aide then pushed him out the door.

Once we were outside and lined up, I put Malcolm's arm back on the side of his chair. Malcolm immediately started flying back towards the room. I grabbed his chair and held him in place, while the motor made that nice buzzing sound. Now all the teachers and their classes are staring at me holding this wheelchair tard in place while his chair is making the most horrendous buzzing sound ever.



I finally got fed up. In the hopes that he would drain his battery, I put on the manual breaks and walked back over to our classes line. Malcolm must have sat there buzzing for a good ten minutes. Finally after all the other classes went back, including ours, I took off his brakes and allowed him back into the building.



I still don't know why Malcolm wanted to be in the building so much.

[coolcps]

The funniest to me was the one where they go to watch the basketball game one of the kids is playing in, I'll try to find it on there.

[Grave_Addiction]

The Tard Crusher
A while ago, Jason ran into the cabinet full speed and fell flat on his back. I don’t consider this the cabinet’s fault, as Jason is a dumb shit and that’s what he gets for running around the classroom, but then the bottom drawer slid open and clocked the poor kid in the head while he was lying on the ground in front of it. It was almost as if the drawer was consciously punishing him.

[gamefreak]

I'm surprised you guys havn't spammed his blog comments yet...

[defender]

His blog appears up to me.

I am just wondering why he hasnt posted.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

His blog appears up to me.

I am just wondering why he hasnt posted.

He's probably fleeing the site in shame. I saw his last post yesterday was that day, I'm gonna go check his most recent post today. It was some trading thing, but I don't think anybody's gonna wanna trade with him. :lol:

[defender]

I dont think he should be all that ashamed. Heck we all have some dark secret we dont want anyone to know about.

Heck .. none of us really knows this kid in real life and I am sure if I did I wouldnt think anything different about him that isn't posted in his blog. Many fat guys have small wankers...it just shrinks up behind the fat.

If you dont want people to know you have small penis and an eating problem then maybe it would be wise NOT to create a blog and then post that info. It's not like I hunted his blog down. He posted it here for people to read. Mostly just quoting the blog is funny enough. There is almost no need to flame this guy...I almost feel bad for him...almost.

I am still laughing pretty well at this thread.

[CheapyD]

Ignorant person+ dick jokes= Funny.
Didn't you get the memo?
It's the premise that just about every teen movie ever written operates on.

for a second there I thought you said Dick Jones, and was wondering what Robocop had to do with all of this :lol:

"Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against, can we?"

:rofl: I need to go and rent that movie soon.

"I work for Dick Jones!!!!!!"

Great thread...any thread with Robocop references gets extra points in my book.

Robocop = the only DVD I have watched in its entirety with the director's commentary on.

[6669]

Poor Dragonlordfrodo

[organicow]

Poor Dragonlordfrodo

My ASS!! go here:http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23374&postdays=0&postorder=asc&sta rt=0, and you'll see he deserves every bit of hassle he gets!!

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I am actually laughing my ass off at this entire thing. One thing though, did anyone actually go and read EVERY single post I made on there, like all the way to the beginning? If so y'all have way too much free time on your hands.

BTW how did you find my Yafro page?

[ex0]

"I decided today I need a girlfriend, or at least a female friend. I really am shy, but when I get to know someone, I can really open to them. I have never experienced what it is like to have a girlfriend. I have been in love a few times before but was too scared to talk to the girls. So here it goes. If any girls use the blurty site and live in the buffalo area, please email me at Imprimis_Obscurity@yahoo.com or AIM me at Nekrotik_Karnage.

I am a 19 year old male. Non smoker, Straight-edge, non drinker. I am a little on the heavy side but that shouldn't really matter right? I work at utilityaccounts on delaware doing data entry. I am actually a very funny person with a great sense of humor. I can be a bit arrogant at times, but who isn't.

I am looking for a

18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me."

Seriously man, you posted this in a blog. A blog with so much bitching that you couldn't fill the largest cooter in the world with all of it. :lol:

[LoganDX]

This is some of the funniest fuckin' shyte I've read all day!!! I love the way you guys tear into him! Yeah, he damn well deserves it. Keep up the good work... :rofl: :rofl:

[CaseyRyback]

You guys gotta check out his two updates. First he talks about getting his Xbox modded to copy some games, then talks about beating off.

Why would you want the rest of the world to know these things

EDIT:sorry did not know there were two threads

[tyecko]

had the entire house to myself. What did I do? Ate, played games and masterbated all night. Fun times. So I was home alone and I stared to get hungry, I rifled through the pizza menus and found a place that delivers up to 4:00 AM... Partner's bar. No it isn't a gay bar, although it does sound like one. But yeah bars are open that late. Plus this bar is also a restaurant so I think underagers can even go in. Anyway, I ordered a chicken finger sub, hot, oil mayo no onion and a box of fries... at 2:00 AM in the morning. I am sooo hardcore!


Damn he is so hardcore!

[hiccupleftovers]

I have recently found this thread and it is easily the best thread (other than the deals) I have ever read. the stuff on the first through about 3 page is hilarious. I love JSweeney's song. As Defender said earlier, I can't stop laughing.

[Lootr2Core]

BWAAA it returns the best worst blog ever thread has returned!


"I smell incentive to lose weight!

[hiccupleftovers]

BWAAA it returns the best worst blog ever thread has returned!


"I smell incentive to lose weight!

Oh man I loved that qoute. It was a prime example for laughing my ass off.

[KingNES]

I have never... I can't even finish... This is easily... Damn... All I can say is Damn...

[daphatty]

Wow. I'm a late comer. This is really good stuff.

[sying]

I'm all for flaming people, especially the stupid ones, but I dunno how I feel about this. It's almost crossing the line.

Then again, if you don't want it read and commented on, don't post it on the internet.

Carry on.

I think I will carry on, thanks WSB.

Has it been mentioned that he is fat? Thats gotta amount for something.

[daphatty]

Did you hear? He's also a monkey.

http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v103/daphatty/monkeylol-fat.jpg

[Dead of Knight]

JSweeney's parody is pure genius and quite possibly the greatest parody ever thought up by man.

[cleaver]

This guy has got to be the biggest tool of all time (and is equipped with the smallest tool)

[sying]

If you read earlier, he steals previously, and makes fun of mentally handicapped people, says he has a small penis, says Pink Floyd is gay, makes fun of other fat people, can't keep a job, lives with his parents at 20, at the worst offense, doesn't like Kill Bill Vol. 2, and the funniest of all is the girl he's looking for:

"18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me. "

What, he doesn't like casual sex, what a loser

[sying]

"I am also tired of foreigners coming to America and taking all the jobs that they have to talk to people; Tech support, customer service, telemarketing etc. It pisses me off when I try to get help with my wireless card I have to speak to Apu who can't speak english. He shouldn't be working tech support, he should be filling my slurpee cup! He should be serving me a roller dog! Why do people hire people for phone jobs, when they can't even speak our language? It is ludicrious! It is all the time too, whenever I call AOL, or adelphia (Cable company) or microsoft, or SMC, or encore. I am, tired of it. And I am sure many of you people are tired of it as well. Then you are thinking, man I really want to speak to an american instead, but you can't really say it, because it may be deemed racist or something. Okay you are coming to a predominately english speaking country to live. You have a really thick and annoying accent, so thick you cannot understand them, why the hell do you apply, and get the phone jobs? You are getting paid to talk to english speaking people, yet you can't speak englsih. maybe you should stick to pumping my gas, or folding my laundry okay... "

I don't know about you but im perfectly happy about Indians answering my calls, they are sometimes better than the Mexicans answering my call. As long as they can fix my problem im down wit that. I was made in China, let his overweight, 2 inch dick say that he hates foreigners to my face.

[LoganDX]

he'll just beat you to death with his sloppy man titties...

[JSweeney]

I really like how he says on his blog he's "so happy he got banned", yet says in his last burst of posts that he is going go to the library or employ other methods to get back on.
I bet he'll be all over the chats as well.

I finally understand what the core demographic Howard Stern is aim for now is.