Kerry? Ugly. Bush? Stupid. Here's a REAL presidential candidate!!*56K Alert*

[Reality's Fringe]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sick of all this Kerry/Bush bullshit ass-grabbing going on in the forums. It is for this reason, that I announce, with great pleasure, the only man who will come out victorius in this race. BEHOLD!!!!









http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v354/realitysfringe/Vote_T.jpg


I feel that he is EASILY the most qualified to run this country.

[The Successful Dropout]

he'd probably run the country better...but i hate mister t....how come everyone likes him so much??? have you seen him on the howard stern show??? he's a crazy dickhead

[SpookyD]

He's got my vote.

[SneakyPenguin]

Hell, I'd vote for him, and I pity da fool who don't.

[alongx]

I'd say Alf would be a great presidential candidate, but he's ineligable because he wasn't born here. Balki Bartokomous would also be a good, but not realistic candidate.

Hey, Larry Appleton could do it. Yeah, that's who gets my vote.

[Reality's Fringe]

how come everyone likes him so much??? he's a crazy dickhead

You answered your own question, my friend! Not to mention Mr. T can teach all the children various inspirational lessons and anti-drug sentiments! Oh, and he can kick some serious ass. True nuff.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Hell, he's better then any other presidential candidate we've got running... what the hell.

[st0neface]

http://img24.exs.cx/img24/7927/VOTET.jpg

[Quackzilla]

http://www.seriale.pl/zarchiwumx/mulder%20dana11.jpg

STOP THE LIES!

FOX MULDER FOR PRESIDENT!
(Dana Scully for Vice President)

[cozydean]

T would definitely resolve the "best hair" debate.

[Admiral Ackbar]

I prefer Ficus myself. He's for growth.

[bruce_pwns_j00]

Just imagine how it would be if Michael Moore got elected for pres.

[Reality's Fringe]

http://img24.exs.cx/img24/7927/VOTET.jpg

ya see, he even looks kick- ass in a suit.

[Ledhed]

http://imagehost.5gigs.com/uploads/lesforprez.jpg

Sorry Reality, I had to.

Maybe they could be running mates. :wink:

[gamefreak]

Chapelle for president! Fake Candian IDs for all!

Seriously though, Mr. T could whoop up on Arafat and bin Laiden, how I would love to see that...

[redrobot]

All these election jokes are giving me a flash back to the recall election here in california. Porn stars, actors, larry flynt, GARY COLEMAN....*shudder*

[Dok Diamond]

If the terminator can win in Governer Cali then Mr.T can win president

[Zenithian Legend]

This can be his campaign slogan

http://img25.exs.cx/img25/7915/MRTBalls2.jpg


Either that or the stuff in my sig

[Moxio]

Lol maybe Mr. T wouldn't do such a bad job.

[Mondo]

have you seen him on the howard stern show??? he's a crazy dickhead

Mr. T don't need to arm wrestle 2 fat chumps on the howard stern show foo, Mr. T already proved himself time and time again when he beat Rocky and Hogan and countless others. Mr. T only proves himself for the children not 2 400 pound suckas that wasn't even part of his appearance.

Don't give me that jibber jabba about being a dickhead.

[tcrash247]

http://imagehost.5gigs.com/uploads/lesforprez.jpg

Sorry Reality, I had to.

Maybe they could be running mates. :wink:

Amen to that! Just look at my sig.

[Zenithian Legend]

have you seen him on the howard stern show??? he's a crazy dickhead

Mr. T don't need to arm wrestle 2 fat chumps on the howard stern show foo, Mr. T already proved himself time and time again when he beat Rocky and Hogan and countless others. Mr. T only proves himself for the children not 2 400 pound suckas that wasn't even part of his appearance.

Don't give me that jibber jabba about being a dickhead.

Mr. T actually went further off the deep end than that.. it continues:

Mr. T: What you wanna fight me for fool? You wanna prove you tough? Well go punch out thugs on the street, go save old ladies purses, go find Bin Ramma-Lamma-Ding Dong.

Howard: You mean Osama Bin-Laden?

Mr. T: Ya go find him too

And just because we love him so much, here's what Mr. T might look like giving his innaugural speech

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/5828/MRTPrez.jpg

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http://www.seriale.pl/zarchiwumx/mulder%20dana11.jpg

STOP THE LIES!

FOX MULDER FOR PRESIDENT!
(Dana Scully for Vice President)

YES MULDER FOR PRESIDENT BRILLIANT <3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!

[Reality's Fringe]

I'm glad to see our good friend Mr. T getting so much support! Contact your local Congressman and let him know that T is the only foo for the Whitehouse!

[Shintenrouken]

Mr. T would be an awsome candidate. All the other countries would get owned!

[Zenithian Legend]

Uh oh... shocking photo released today that may harm both the Bush and T campaign:

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/2493/MRTBUSH.jpg

Oh well, I'll still vote for him though

[Reality's Fringe]

Hey, Mr T. Ain't gay. don't you EVER forget that! I call Shenanigans!!!

[Zenithian Legend]

Sure he is, you have seen Delirious right?

[kaw]

I don't know about you, but I feel a lot safer knowing the presidential candidate is really a shape-shifting space station constable from the future.

http://cache.boston.com/globe/images/john_kerry.jpg

http://aztlan.entropia.com.mx/odo.jpg

[fireball343]

Here's something i had no clue about till recently,
Mr. T is a Christian. saw him on a christian network talking about God, his family, growing up, and all this other stuff about him and being a Christian

[Fatesealer]

I am literally having chest pains from laughing at this thread... 8-[

[PittsburghAfterDark]

That Odo comparison is a funny first. I heard the Lurch comparison many times, I think Odo works much better.

Now on for the pressing question... where was Mr. T during Vietnam?

[Reality's Fringe]

Busting Galvartron's ass while simultaneously saving us from the evils of communism with his commanding appearance alone!

[Zenithian Legend]

Busting Galvartron's ass while simultaneously saving us from the evils of communism with his commanding appearance alone!

Obviously, where else would MR. T have been? Was that not in your high school history books pittsburgh?

[BakaHoushi]

But who would his VP be? Personally, I'd suggest Rambo. That way, if there WERE another war (hypothetically) people couldn't complain because the top ranking people did no fighting like usual (staying 8,000,000 miles away behind "the button"). Mr. T. and Rambo would go all out! I pity the foo' who tries to take down Mr. T and his V.P.!

[Squirms]

Face would make a good VP. He's got the look.

[chompers02]

who's running for vice president with mr t? murdock or hannible maybe?

[Derwood43]

Stoneface, great pic.

They should add jibba-jabba to Webster's.