Shaved my head - Wife said I look like Dr. Evil/Mini me

[daphatty]

It took her a couple of days but Mrs. DaPhatty finally spoke her mind. About two days ago I became completely fed up with my hair line and decided to shave off the half head of hair that I had left. While my jury is still out on the final outcome I've sort of known that Mrs. DaPhatty wouldn't digg it too much. But tonight she made a revelation that, honestly, made me laugh hysterically.

As indicated in the thread title, Mrs. DaPhatty said I looked like, "that guy from that movie she can't stand" (while doing the Dr. Evil "$1 Million Dollars" pose). That's right, she placed her pinky finger up to her lips and looked ever so disgusted. Mrs. DaPhatty added to the hysterics by saying, "Yea! That short guy from that movie!"

:rofl:

I honestly thought I looked like Kane from C&C. Guess not. :D

[sblymnlcrymnl]

At least she didn't say "Shrek".

[PhrostByte]

Pics nao?

[crazytalkx]

You and CheapyD should form some sort of hair club...for men...

[Scorch]

How can you make this thread and not post pictures?

[CAG 79]

Yeah let's see that bald head.

[coltyhuxx]

I shaved my head once, like ten years ago, and some guy made the same comment. Needless to say I grew that shit back, stat.

[David85]

I cut my hair too short in 4th grade and everyone called me Powder even though none of them have seen the movie.

And at least she wasn't calling something about you mini. ;)

[daphatty]

And at least she wasn't calling something about you mini. ;)

If that were the case then she probably would never have become Mrs. DaPhatty. ;)

[VipFREAK]

I want to shave my head at least once sometime.

[Snake2715]

And at least she wasn't calling something about you mini. ;)


With that being said heres one:

The newlyweds were ready for bed when the new husband said, "Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see your body. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?" She opened her robe and revealed her naked body. He said, "You are so beautiful. May I take a picture?" "Why?" she asked. "Because I love you so much I want to keep your picture next to my heart!" She allowed him to take a picture but then said, "Honey, now that we're married, it's okay for me to see your body, too. Would you open your robe so I can have a look?" He agreed and showed her his naked body. She asked, "May I take a picture too?" "Why?" "Because I want to get it enlarged!"

[Metal Boss]

I used to shave my head because I saw hair as being a hassle, and I got attacked once randomly and called a 'skinhead', now my hair is shoulder length and lush. I hope I don't get attacked for being a 'hairhead'

[pimpinc333]

Comon Daphatty, Everyone knows what you look like already. This Thread neeeeds some pictures. I want to see this...... No No No I gotta see this.

[daphatty]

I need a more compelling reason than "I gotta see this" to actually post a picture of my bald head. Come on guys, get creative. :D

[the3rdkey]

How can you not post a pic?

[Ikohn4ever]

i want to see how closely your head resembles Dr. Evils


also I thought about shaving my head in the summer, but stuff like that makes me reconsider

[Xevious]

http://pukeycolors.com/wp-content/photos/cueball.jpg

Sorry...I couldn't resist :lol:

[Machine]

I've been shaving my head for over ten years. I will save my money for other things while you suckers waste it on haircuts, shampoo and combs.

[David85]

If that were the case then she probably would never have become Mrs. DaPhatty. ;)

She could have been drunk or drugged. :D

[VipFREAK]

I will save my money for other things while you suckers waste it on haircuts, shampoo and combs.
The kind of common sense my mom and a lot of others don't get... as well as BS...

[RedvsBlue]

I need a more compelling reason than "I gotta see this" to actually post a picture of my bald head. Come on guys, get creative. :D

Well someone could just dig up that picture of you and cheapy at E3 and photoshop it to make you bald, of course that might end up with more embarassment for you...

[Number83]

I smell an Official "Get DaPhatty to show his bald head on CAG" contest coming soon...First prize 600 Wii points to dowlnoad BONK'S Adventure.

[Xevious]

I've been shaving my head for over ten years. I will save my money for other things while you suckers waste it on haircuts, shampoo and combs.

[Raises his fist in the air]BALD PRIDE! BALD PRIDE!!![/Raises his fist in the air]

[David85]

Women don't like bald men, so if you want sex spend the 10 bucks a month to take care of it.

[DesertEagleXIX]

Receding hair lines suck. Once I hit 28 my hair line startedf making a slow and steady retreat. Now, I buzz my hair twice a week. Still I haven't gone completely bald, but I plan too soon.

Still, Daphatty, I think bald looks better than a bad hairline anyday.

[coltyhuxx]

I've been having my head for over ten years. I will save my money for other things while you suckers waste it on haircuts, shampoo and combs.

Totally, except that girls like hair on guys. Of course, you can still be a pimp with a bald head but give me a break. Chicks dig dudes hair, it's a fact.

[shrike4242]

We need Photoshop source material that isn't CheapyD. :D

[Dead of Knight]

And there are no pics because....?

[crazytalkx]

We need Photoshop source material that isn't CheapyD. :D

I still have that image of CheapyD in the bathtub engraved in my mind :cry:
And I remember WhipSmartBanky photoshopping it into...Bert I think :lol:

[GuilewasNK]

I've been shaving my head for over ten years. I will save my money for other things while you suckers waste it on haircuts, shampoo and combs.

Yep. I have shaved my head for a long time now. It's no big deal. Eventually people get used to it.

[Scobie]

Way to go, Daphatty! More and more people are going skinhead/suedehead! I did it a month ago and haven't looked back. I get to sleep ten minutes longer in the morning (or check the amazon.com DOTD when I wake up!) and will be saving hundreds on haircuts and shampoo. Plus it just looks rad.

[Brak]

Congratulations. You've furthered your aping of CheapyD's gimmick.

The transformation is nearly complete.

[gunm]

This thread is begging for the photoshoppers to contribute...

[browneyedgal68]

Come on! Toss us a frickin' BONE here! Pic-tures! Pic-tures!

[CocheseUGA]

There's bald, and then there's shaved.

Shaved is a lot better.

I shaved my head in the Army to save money on haircuts. Yup, Bic'd it. Unfortunately the Cpl came in and told me I could get kicked out for being a skinhead.

[darthbudge]

C'mon daphatty, even if you do look like Dr. Evil the pic will be better then what the local photoshopers can come up with.

In other words, PICTURES ASAP!

[daphatty]

You guys are hysterical! I've already taken a picture but I think the masses will be disappointed by it. So if any photoshoppers would like to bless this thread with their renditions then be my guest. :D I know we have some talented people on these boards. Heck, your versions will probably be better than the truth anyway.

[Kayden]

I thought you were black...

[Eviltude]

I thought you were black...
:rofl:


Who gets on, posts that he has pics, but doesn't post pics?

[Scobie]

I shaved my head in the Army to save money on haircuts. Yup, Bic'd it. Unfortunately the Cpl came in and told me I could get kicked out for being a skinhead.

Yeah, there's a lot of ignorance out there. Just because you've got a shaved head doesn't mean you're some kind of aryan nation yahoo. Skinheads started off as totally non-racist working class reggae and ska fanatics. Kinda hard to be racist when your favorite bands are from Jamaica...

[coolcps]

I've shaved my head a few times before, the first time it was ridiculous; my first thought was definitely Dr. Evil. I put tanning lotion on it because I did not want to be out in public looking like that, and damn that is a bitch to shave your head, in the future I am just going to go get a 0 on with clippers. I am debating on whether I should do that now or have my hair get really long again. Anyway here is a picture to satisfy your shaved head needs until daphatty posts his.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3685/funnyjj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5427/mebaldsl2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I think sometimes I may have to make a thread with just the various forms of my hair throughout high school, these pics are 2003 probably. post a pic daphatty and be proud of a nice shiny head.