UPS now has time travel

[Lootr2Core]

Got a notice from Amazon that a package was sent... checked to see where it is at and got the following (Granted as I post this it is 7;10pm Central Daylight time on July 11)

Jul 11, 2004 10:14:31 PM Roseburg OR USA SHIPPED

[Lootr2Core]

I'm freaking out here man.

[Dead of Knight]

UPS sucks. Never have them handle your packages. Support your local post office instead.

[moe11888]

Its not a bad thing. Things will get to us sooner, and maybe we might get it twice if they forgot that they sent it to the past.

[Lootr2Core]

But duuude.. it's already been sent, and it not even that time,...duuuude.. What if my package that was sent at 10:pm tonight actually arrives before it was sent (like it comes to my door at 9pm tonight) there will be a rip in the space time continium!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


Bill S. Preston, Esq.:
[W]e told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ted "Theodore" Logan:
What if we were lying?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.:
Why would we lie to ourselves?

[guessed]

Perhaps they do not know your locale, and are giving it to you in GMT?

[Lootr2Core]

Doesn't matter where I am, they are shipping it from Oregon at 10pm......from the Amazon warehouse.. now it seems that UPS doesn't have the time travel (as they don't have my package) it is the mighty Amazon that has it (which is even scarrier..now they can sell you something on sale but yet go back and time and sell it to you for more even though you think that they think that they will sell on sale.....AHH The HUMANITY!

[LeviathynX]

I declare shenanigans on UPS!

[redrobot]

that UPS doesn't have the time travel (as they don't have my package) it is the mighty Amazon that has it (which is even scarrier..now they can sell you something on sale but yet go back and time and sell it to you for more even though you think that they think that they will sell on sale.....AHH The HUMANITY!

wtf?

[Nirvanaguy777]

time travel, finally now i can get too CC before everyone else did

[KrazyKefka]

But duuude.. it's already been sent, and it not even that time,...duuuude.. What if my package that was sent at 10:pm tonight actually arrives before it was sent (like it comes to my door at 9pm tonight) there will be a rip in the space time continium!

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.


Bill S. Preston, Esq.:
[W]e told ourselves to listen to this guy.
Ted "Theodore" Logan:
What if we were lying?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.:
Why would we lie to ourselves?

69, dudes!!!

[Kaijufan]

Im not suprised that UPS has time travel. After all, CDW is working on using wormholes to ship stuff.

[organicow]

time travel, finally now i can get too CC before everyone else did

great idea!! i only hope that my time travel machine is faster (?) than yours!!! :wink:

[Graystone]

F*** the post office. my post lady she be complaining to my neighbors cause everyday she comes back after she done with her route to bring boxes. but all the other post people carry the boxes with them to my house with the regualr mail( I only buy games and light stuff under 10lb). support fedex, Ups it horrible it is like a box if it says fragile to kick the sh*t out of it.

[Zenithian Legend]

Oh no it's the armageddon, I'll have to paint myself white again to deflect any nuclear blasts.