Boy...you've gOTT to carry that weight...

[Gothic Walrus]

Carry that weight, for a long time...

A weak fit, maybe, but I've been in a Beatles mood for the past few days.

Also, I did a GIS for "carry that weight" and this (http://thomashawk.com/hello/209/1017/400/You're%20Gonna%20Carry%20that%20Weight4.jpg) was one of the first results. I'm not sure why, but that statue frightens me.

[Zenithian Legend]

First, ah ha ha ha, I win the prize!

[Gothic Walrus]

7th!
Have a cookie. (http://twiggs.org/images/5203-bakery-crisp-chocolate-chip-cookie.jpg)

[Hex]

Woah, new OTT.

[Zenithian Legend]

Lies!

I don't know what you're talking about, or where you got that post from... 8-[

[corrosivefrost]

Damn OTT in the title to hell. Damn it all the way there in a spiffy little handbasket... woven from human innards. (In no way to be directed at the Walrus in charge, however...)

[wubb]

I nearly made my own Beatles themed OTT. Creepy.

"Eight OTTs A Week"

[Strell]

Cookiemunster

[Gothic Walrus]

Damn OTT in the title to hell. Damn it all the way there in a spiffy little handbasket... woven from human innards. (In no way to be directed at the Walrus in charge, however...)
Walruses don't have human innards. No offense taken. ;)

And at this point, the OTT in the title is so customary that I doubt we'll ever move away from it, barring an occasional topic or two.

I nearly made my own Beatles themed OTT. Creepy.

"Eight OTTs A Week"
I was considering "OTTctopus's Garden," but then realized that the fact it's not readily pronounceable bothered me.

It's a shame that "Mr. Kite" doesn't lend itself to OTT-ification.

[wubb]

I have a teacher acquaintance who doesn't like Cookie Monster because he has bad grammar.

"Me cookie!!"

[prmononoke]

My brother-in-law was banned?

shrike, what did you mean when you said "three goof accounts?" I thought they only made those two accounts. Unless they made an actual joke account. And did they...?

[MusicNoteLess]

http://www.hsutx.edu/admin/hr/Employees/aflac_1.jpg

AFLAC.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Yay Beatles.

[wubb]

I was considering "OTTctopus's Garden," but then realized that the fact it's not readily pronounceable bothered me.

It's a shame that "Mr. Kite" doesn't lend itself to OTT-ification.

I like Eight OTTs A Week because it actually works both as a Beatles riff and as a commentary on the OTT itself. I think I'll use it next time I make one.

prm-
There was a 3rd account with the name lovelyJessica or something.

[Zenithian Legend]

I have a teacher acquaintance who doesn't like Cookie Monster because he has bad grammar.

"Me cookie!!"

Best not to anger the Cookie Monster...

http://img129.echo.cx/img129/5936/cookiemonster6jc.jpg

[Graystone]

afternoon OTT

[wubb]

Best not to anger the Cookie Monster...

img

Damn Sesame Street is way different than I remember it.

[prmononoke]

I like Eight OTTs A Week because it actually works both as a Beatles riff and as a commentary on the OTT itself. I think I'll use it next time I make one.

prm-
There was a 3rd account with the name lovelyJessica or something.

I see. They know at least three different Jessicas, and my guess would be that this one was a mockery of Crazy Jessica.

[Gothic Walrus]

I have a teacher acquaintance who doesn't like Cookie Monster because he has bad grammar.

"Me cookie!!"
At least it's better than Elmo referring to himself in the third person all the time. :roll:

[shrike4242]

My brother-in-law was banned?

shrike, what did you mean when you said "three goof accounts?" I thought they only made those two accounts. Unless they made an actual joke account. And did they...? They did make three accounts, all coming from the same IP address.

If your BIL's account is actually a valid account, then I'll unban it. From what I read between your sister's post and your BIL's first post, they were the same posts. Seemed like "goof" accounts to me.

[MusicNoteLess]

holy crap....Dresses made out of condoms:

http://pileofphotos.com/view/78/Clothes_made_of_condoms (SFW)

[Strell]

Home Movies is one of the best shows ever created.

holy crap....Dresses made out of condoms:

http://pileofphotos.com/view/78/Clothes_made_of_condoms (SFW)

Bitch gonna need that many if she wanna roll with the King Crab.

[Zenithian Legend]

At least it's better than Elmo referring to himself in the third person all the time. :roll:

But... if it wasn't for Elmo, we'd never have had The Rock! He made a fine career out of referring to himself in the 3rd person. Of course, both have Bob Dole to thank for that.

[Strell]

Bob Dole

Bob Dole don't need this!

Bob Dole!

BOB DOLE!

BOB DOOOOOLE!

[prmononoke]

They did make three accounts, all coming from the same IP address.

If your BIL's account is actually a valid account, then I'll unban it. From what I read between your sister's post and your BIL's first post, they were the same posts. Seemed like "goof" accounts to me.

Well, I actually do have a sister and a brother-in-law, and they happen to have their computers right next to each other. So they probably assumed that making similar posts might be funny. Hey, it's definitely your call (obviously), but I'm pretty sure both are legitimate enough. They're a hell of a lot more legitimate than RaidenJack.

[wubb]

At least it's better than Elmo referring to himself in the third person all the time. :roll:

wubb doesn't mind that at all.

[Strell]

Well, I actually do have a sister and a brother-in-law, and they happen to have their computers right next to each other. So they probably assumed that making similar posts might be funny. Hey, it's definitely your call (obviously), but I'm pretty sure both are legitimate enough. They're a hell of a lot more legitimate than RaidenJack.
Well, are these people actually them or not?

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/416/prmononoke2zg1.th.jpg (http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=prmononoke2zg1.jpg)

[Zenithian Legend]

holy crap....Dresses made out of condoms:

http://pileofphotos.com/view/78/Clothes_made_of_condoms (SFW)

That could come in handy after the prom... for running a train... a really long train.

[prmononoke]

Well, are these people actually them or not?

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/416/prmononoke2zg1.th.jpg (http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=prmononoke2zg1.jpg)
Yep. Well, before you got to them. Now they have the wrong bodies. :cry:

But yes. Those are them.

[Strell]

I could have done much worse things were my villainous juices flowing more readily. But they are being collected for much greater events and premonitions.

[Gothic Walrus]

I could have done much worse things were my villainous juices flowing more readily. But they are being collected for much greater events and premonitions.
That sounds like a threat. I fear for CAG. :shock:

[wubb]

Damn this OTT is on fire. Last one took all day to finish off the final 50.

[Graystone]

Calling Olive garden in an hour to see if I have the job. At this point I don't even care anymore.

Damn this OTT is on fire.


It was till you jinxed it.

[Zenithian Legend]

Damn this OTT is on fire. Last one took all day to finish off the final 50.

Almost reminds me of when we finished an OTT in under 3 hours once. That was before there were so many posters in the OTT TOO! Absolute madness I say. I believe the record has since been broken, but no one will match our spunk.

[wubb]

Just go down there and tell them you are reporting for your first shift. They sound so screwed up they'll probably just throw you in the kitchen and then you're set. :)

[Zenithian Legend]

Calling Olive garden in an hour to see if I have the job. At this point I don't even care anymore.

It was till you jinxed it.

This is how I'm feeling at the moment, except please understand I worked at a restaraunt once before, and will not be doing so ever again. I did not have fun working when everyone else was playing.

[crystalklear64]

:censored:

[Strell]

No greater epic of OTTism was achieved than the night we had 3 open, with one reaching 700 and the other two going to 300+ or so before I finally schlepped off to bed.

Thinking about the condom dresses, it sure is a nice way to finally confirm that all women are dicks.

[Zenithian Legend]

Are some of those used...

[Graystone]

Just go down there and tell them you are reporting for your first shift. They sound so screwed up they'll probably just throw you in the kitchen and then you're set. :)

:lol: it would proly work for the first few days. I remember them telling me they had a manager and someone else go on vacation so that might be why they are all screwed up. Hopefully.

This is how I'm feeling at the moment, except please understand I worked at a restaraunt once before, and will not be doing so ever again. I did not have fun working when everyone else was playing.

But its what I want to do so...


When I worked retail I worked when everyone was having fun. I'm used to it.

[Zenithian Legend]

No greater epic of OTTism was achieved than the night we had 3 open, with one reaching 700 and the other two going to 300+ or so before I finally schlepped off to bed.

Thinking about the condom dresses, it sure is a nice way to finally confirm that all women are dicks.

That was good. I'd rank it up there on the all time list of OTT achievements. Sure said list does not exist, but it should.

[Zenithian Legend]

But its what I want to do so...


When I worked retail I worked when everyone was having fun. I'm used to it.

Are you a chef?

Cook the gobbly gobbly?

[Graystone]

Going to go find something to eat for lunch.
Something light I'm not too hungry.

be back OTT

Are you a chef?


No I'm not a chef, but cooking for a living is what I want to do. Its the only thing that I've ever had a true passion for.

[prmononoke]

No greater epic of OTTism was achieved than the night we had 3 open, with one reaching 700 and the other two going to 300+ or so before I finally schlepped off to bed.

Thinking about the condom dresses, it sure is a nice way to finally confirm that all women are dicks.

That happened back in March, right? I think that was the night I went to the Mew concert.

I came back, noticed that there was a new, just about done OTT, said "Fuck it," and went to bed.

[wubb]

I made a trail mix a couple days ago and man the shit is addictive.

2 parts peanuts
1 part raisins
1 part M&Ms

:drool:

You're basic GORP + M&Ms.

[Gothic Walrus]

I made a trail mix a couple days ago and man the shit is addictive.

2 parts peanuts
1 part raisins
1 part M&Ms

:drool:

You're basic GORP + M&Ms.
That sounds decent, but it's not ambitious enough for me - at least go with the mixed nuts next time. :)

That happened back in March, right? I think that was the night I went to the Mew concert.
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/262/7/5/Bubble_mew_by_TeamAquaDan.jpg

[prmononoke]

That sounds decent, but it's not ambitious enough for me - at least go with the mixed nuts next time. :)


Pokeymanz.


Mew. (http://www.mewsite.com/site_fr.html)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOMekUff8c

[Rocko]

Got an eye doctor appointment in like an hour to make sure the new prescription is jiving correctly with my fucked up eyes. I'm going to mention contacts if it is indeed working as intended, since I couldn't get them before due to an ever-changing prescription.

Also, I got my last Pokemon stylus today (and a package from Shrike). Huzzah.

I wish the mailman would leave the mail with the packages he puts at the door...

[Hex]

I nearly made my own Beatles themed OTT. Creepy.

"Eight OTTs A Week"
Might I suggest "OTT Days a Week"? Brak had an OTT with OTT1/2 in the title for 8(1/2), and if you pronounce it like "Ought" instead of "Oh-Tee-Tee" then it works out awright.

... Turns out I'm working tomorrow or I'm done for. At least it's only five hours. Blarg.

Got an eye doctor appointment in like an hour to make sure the new prescription is jiving correctly with my fucked up eyes. I'm going to mention contacts if it is indeed working as intended, since I couldn't get them before due to an ever-changing prescription.

Also, I got my last Pokemon stylus today (and a package from Shrike). Huzzah.

I wish the mailman would leave the mail with the packages he puts at the door...

... You're wearing glasses, Rocko? Take pictures, nao.

[crystalklear64]

Might I suggest "OTT Days a Week"? Brak had an OTT with OTT1/2 in the title for 8(1/2), and if you pronounce it like "Ought" instead of "Oh-Tee-Tee" then it works out awright.
Oughts and Wheat and Barley Grow? :lol:

[shrike4242]

prmononoke, your BIL's account has been unbanned.

[wubb]

Might I suggest "OTT Days a Week"? Brak had an OTT with OTT1/2 in the title for 8(1/2), and if you pronounce it like "Ought" instead of "Oh-Tee-Tee" then it works out awright.

True. But the fact is Eight OTTs A Week is not enough to show I care.

[Zenithian Legend]

I had a dream I was wearing glasses, which is really odd... I don't even wear contacts.

[Rocko]

... You're wearing glasses, Rocko? Take pictures, nao.

nothx

[Pookymeister]

Well, are these people actually them or not?

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/416/prmononoke2zg1.th.jpg (http://img70.imageshack.us/my.php?image=prmononoke2zg1.jpg)

= http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1643/untitledou1.jpg ?

[Hex]

nothx

im in ur house takin ur pix

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3222/rockose6.gif

[prmononoke]

prmononoke, your BIL's account has been unbanned.

Yay.

Out of curiousity, when someone is banned, how do they know? Do they try to login, and it tells them that, or what?

[prmononoke]

= http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1643/untitledou1.jpg ?
Bingo.

[Rocko]

Yay.

Out of curiousity, when someone is banned, how do they know? Do they try to login, and it tells them that, or what?

Yeah, it'll tell you you've been banned and for how long. I believe they can also add personal comments.

[wubb]

Yay.

Out of curiousity, when someone is banned, how do they know? Do they try to login, and it tells them that, or what?

Well, just how curious are you? :twisted:

[shrike4242]

Yay.

Out of curiousity, when someone is banned, how do they know? Do they try to login, and it tells them that, or what?Always an easy way to find out.

[Maklershed]

prm-
There was a 3rd account with the name lovelyJessica or something.

Please dont tell me prmononoke is pulling a DJ K8E

[Strell]

Well, just how curious are you? :twisted:

Sounds like something Tiff would say.

[Maklershed]

= http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1643/untitledou1.jpg ?

:shock:

[Graystone]

Called olive garden the Km called off today. So still no idea If I have a job or not.

[Maklershed]

Called olive garden the Km called off today. So still no idea If I have a job or not.

I'll give you a hint. With management as absent/indecisive as they seem to be from your posts over the past few days ... you DO NOT want to work at this place.

[Kayden]

Bob Dole don't need this!

Bob Dole!

BOB DOLE!

BOB DOOOOOLE!


Dole bob...

[Roufuss]

Hey Shrike, how big of a box did you use to ship Guild Wars?

According to the DC, it showed up at like 5 or 6 am in my city, which is always a sign of it being delivered today. Unfortunately, the mail has come and gone and no Guild Wars.

I'm thinking if it's a big enough box they will have to come around and deliver it at the end.

Nevermind... they just now dropped it off, but didn't bother to ring the doorbell or anything, just put it in the bushes :cry: I hate when my usual USPS guy isn't working :(

[Pookymeister]

:shock:

From the cover of July Score prm's sister is in :applause:

[crystalklear64]

Hey Shrike, how big of a box did you use to ship Guild Wars?
Potential person to play GW with?

[shrike4242]

Hey Shrike, how big of a box did you use to ship Guild Wars?

According to the DC, it showed up at like 5 or 6 am in my city, which is always a sign of it being delivered today. Unfortunately, the mail has come and gone and no Guild Wars.

I'm thinking if it's a big enough box they will have to come around and deliver it at the end.

Nevermind... they just now dropped it off, but didn't bother to ring the doorbell or anything, just put it in the bushes :cry: I hate when my usual USPS guy isn't working :(
It was the more squarsh flat-rate box, as you see. They wouldn't fit right in the longer, thinner flat-rate box, so I went for the one you saw there.

Glad to know it showed up from my door to yours in two days. The USPS has been a real PITA with the online tracking to alert when the packages have arrived. :roll:

[Roufuss]

Potential person to play GW with?

I was going to PM you when they came, which they did. Newegg fucked up my shipping of Vista so I don't have an OS until Monday now (my 30 day XP activation dies tomorrow, and it is activated on a computer I'm selling... I expected Vista here tomorrow, but Newegg / UPS are retarded).

So yea, I'm gonna play a bit of Prophecies now and see how I like it. Is it recommended I keep all three? Do they all add on to each other, or are they truly standalone?

Shrike, some weird ass packaging on the boxes... no wrap but the sticker on the box itself. No big deal, probably gonna play em all anyways.

All three Guild Wars for $65 shipped is an awesome deal :D

[crystalklear64]

That was fast.

[prmononoke]

Yay, tonight is nacho bar night at work.

[crystalklear64]

I was going to PM you when they came, which they did. Newegg fucked up my shipping of Vista so I don't have an OS until Monday now (my 30 day XP activation dies tomorrow, and it is activated on a computer I'm selling... I expected Vista here tomorrow, but Newegg / UPS are retarded).

So yea, I'm gonna play a bit of Prophecies now and see how I like it. Is it recommended I keep all three? Do they all add on to each other, or are they truly standalone?

Shrike, some weird ass packaging on the boxes... no wrap but the sticker on the box itself. No big deal, probably gonna play em all anyways.

All three Guild Wars for $65 shipped is an awesome deal :D
Basically, have all three gives you a couple of cool features. Obviously, you get the skills from the particular game. Every game has a set of core-skills that they share and then they have the game specific skills. Prophecies does not add any features and only has the 6 core characters, but IMO, is the best game out of the bunch. Factions gives you the ability to form an Alliance and engage in Alliance Battles, which is actually very fun. Its kinda like BF1942 in that you capture points and constantly respawn. Factions is the least populated game. Nightfall adds Heroes, which are fully customizable AI buddies. Henchmen come with their own set skills, items, and attributes, whereas Heroes, you can give them any equipment/skills/stats you want. Its like have another human member that you can order around. Nightfall also has the best lighting effects and graphics and the game itself is pretty fun.

Overall, if you're going to skip out on one of the games, I'd say pass on Factions. Either NF or Prophecies is a good choice.

[Graystone]

I'll give you a hint. With management as absent/indecisive as they seem to be from your posts over the past few days ... you DO NOT want to work at this place.

I might regret working there but atm they are one of two places I put apps in that told me they're hiring. Thats out of 15 apps.

[Hex]

I fuckING HATE THIS TOWN.

I just saw the worst collision ever. So as I was sitting to wait for the light to go green at an intersection, there had been an accident already about 30 minutes ago, as evidence by the many police cars and tow trucks. They were moved off into the right-lane of the perpindicular street. As the green left-hand arrow goes on, this DUMBfuck in a red SUV floors it, turns left and plows into the motherfucking TOW TRUCK. RIGHT PAST A POLICE VAN. If the cops hadn't dragged the guy (he looked likea business man) out of his car, I'd have gone and kicked his ass first. Included is a picture of this bullshit:

Green is tow truck, pink is crashed cars, orange is police cars, red is the fucking lunatic, and black box is me.

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4183/fewfewfcscvi1.png

[prmononoke]

fun accident story
How the fuck does that happen? People are fucking stupid.

And with that, off to work.

[Hex]

How the fuck does that happen? People are fucking stupid.
Exaclty! I was livid. HOW IN THE FUCKING MCFUCK-FUCK DO YOU GAS IT AND RUN INTO A PARKED TOW TRUCK?! WITH FLASHING TOW AND COP LIGHTS?!

Rrrgh.

[Pookymeister]

Exaclty! I was livid. HOW IN THE FUCKING MCFUCK-FUCK DO YOU GAS IT AND RUN INTO A PARKED TOW TRUCK?! WITH FLASHING TOW AND COP LIGHTS?!

Rrrgh.

Cell phone?

[fart_bubble]

= http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1643/untitledou1.jpg ?

I think I will buy that issue

[Graystone]

WTF I called the sub restaurant this is the 4th day that the manager hasn't been in there either. Here name is Amber, and two days I called she had just left, and the other two she wasn't working. Am I not supposed to work?

[wubb]

Exaclty! I was livid. HOW IN THE FUCKING MCFUCK-FUCK DO YOU GAS IT AND RUN INTO A PARKED TOW TRUCK?! WITH FLASHING TOW AND COP LIGHTS?!

Rrrgh.
Hmm I was thinking dude was probably sitting there watching the tow truck getting ready to roll out and thinking "Come on light change! I need to get in front off that slow ass tow truck. Oh crap it's starting to pull out. Wait the light changed. I think I can still squeeze past it!" But if it was sitting there not moving the whole time then I have to suspect he's a cell phone distracted douche bag.

[shrike4242]

I was going to PM you when they came, which they did. Newegg fucked up my shipping of Vista so I don't have an OS until Monday now (my 30 day XP activation dies tomorrow, and it is activated on a computer I'm selling... I expected Vista here tomorrow, but Newegg / UPS are retarded).

So yea, I'm gonna play a bit of Prophecies now and see how I like it. Is it recommended I keep all three? Do they all add on to each other, or are they truly standalone?

Shrike, some weird ass packaging on the boxes... no wrap but the sticker on the box itself. No big deal, probably gonna play em all anyways.

All three Guild Wars for $65 shipped is an awesome deal :D
The packaging at Sams' was all three of them next to one another, with a cardboard holder at the bottom, shrunkwrap across all three of them.

I did think it was odd that GW didn't have anything on it, though the other two did, with what you were seeing.

[mr ryles]

Off to the bankz to deposit my moneyz!

I think I want a good deli sammich for lunch.

[Gothic Walrus]

WTF I called the sub restaurant this is the 4th day that the manager hasn't been in there either. Here name is Amber, and two days I called she had just left, and the other two she wasn't working. Am I not supposed to work?
Honestly, after all of this crap, I'd just give up and look for another job. It sounds like the management at this place would be a huge pain in the ass to deal with on a regular basis.

[Roufuss]

The packaging at Sams' was all three of them next to one another, with a cardboard holder at the bottom, shrunkwrap across all three of them.

I did think it was odd that GW didn't have anything on it, though the other two did, with what you were seeing.

Well, I was gonna play GW first so it doesn't matter :D

According to Xfire I'm playing it now, while it's installing.

[Strell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/fewfewfcscvi1.png

Fixed.

[Hex]

Fixed.

I made it black because my car is. ;)

Hmm I was thinking dude was probably sitting there watching the tow truck getting ready to roll out and thinking "Come on light change! I need to get in front off that slow ass tow truck. Oh crap it's starting to pull out. Wait the light changed. I think I can still squeeze past it!" But if it was sitting there not moving the whole time then I have to suspect he's a cell phone distracted douche bag.


maybe- the Tow truck had barely started to lift the blue van it was towing with its winch when the guy hit it, and made the whole thing almost scissor. :bomb:

[Strell]

I made it black because my car is. ;)


Then I demand accurate color representation of every other car in said picture.

Electric Lime Green? Boyfriend, please.

[Hex]

Then I demand accurate color representation of every other car in said picture.

Electric Lime Green? Boyfriend, please.
Screw you, I'm more important than everyone else. :D

Although yes, our cop cars are orange.

[Rocko]

lol@crash

[Warner1281]

I fuckING HATE THIS TOWN.

I just saw the worst collision ever. So as I was sitting to wait for the light to go green at an intersection, there had been an accident already about 30 minutes ago, as evidence by the many police cars and tow trucks. They were moved off into the right-lane of the perpindicular street. As the green left-hand arrow goes on, this DUMBfuck in a red SUV floors it, turns left and plows into the motherfucking TOW TRUCK. RIGHT PAST A POLICE VAN. If the cops hadn't dragged the guy (he looked likea business man) out of his car, I'd have gone and kicked his ass first. Included is a picture of this bullshit:

Green is tow truck, pink is crashed cars, orange is police cars, red is the fucking lunatic, and black box is me.



Reminds me of a fucked up accident/incident I ssaw a few months ago. I was sitting on the off ramp from the freeway to turn right onto my local street and a guy was sitting in his car next to me waiting to turn left. Some lady comes up behind the guy and accidentally rear ends him (she was slowing down, but for some reason never came to a complete stop). He jumps out of his car and runs to hers. She had opened her door and was about to step out when dude just grabbed her by the collar and WAILED on her. Got in a good 5 or 6 solid punches square to the face before hopping back into his car and gunning it through the red light. Had I not been in so much shock I woulda hopped out and tried to beat the shit out of him when it first started, but I was frozen in my car just staring. When he took off I said fuck it. I followed him. He hopped back on the freeway in the opposite direction going about 90 and with me chasing him. I called the cops, told em what happened and that I was chasing him on the freeway. Told em where I was, eventually a couple cop cars joined up with me and pulled us both over. Arrested the fucker on the spot. Amazingly, one of the cops wanted to issue me a ticket for speeding!! At least the other cop had enough sense in him to say, "dude... if you write that ticket, I'm going to take it out of his hand and rip it up."

End result: Not sure what happened to the dude (cop said I would probably be subpoena'd to court, but no such thing has happened (at least not yet)). Chick was helped by the guy in the car behind me when it all went down. She ended up going to the hospital and getting a bunch of stitches. Got a thank you card from her. Definitely one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. I've got other police related incidents, but this one tops the list.

[shrike4242]

Well, I was gonna play GW first so it doesn't matter :D

According to Xfire I'm playing it now, while it's installing.So, with the 360 now being gone, have you dumped all of your 360 stuff, games included?

[Strell]

story

Wtf.

...

You didn't use your Buster Sword?

Lame.

[shrike4242]

Screw you, I'm more important than everyone else. :D

Although yes, our cop cars are orange.
Do we need to leave you two alone in here? :-s

Reminds me of a fucked up accident/incident I ssaw a few months ago. I was sitting on the off ramp from the freeway to turn right onto my local street and a guy was sitting in his car next to me waiting to turn left. Some lady comes up behind the guy and accidentally rear ends him (she was slowing down, but for some reason never came to a complete stop). He jumps out of his car and runs to hers. She had opened her door and was about to step out when dude just grabbed her by the collar and WAILED on her. Got in a good 5 or 6 solid punches square to the face before hopping back into his car and gunning it through the red light. Had I not been in so much shock I woulda hopped out and tried to beat the shit out of him when it first started, but I was frozen in my car just staring. When he took off I said fuck it. I followed him. He hopped back on the freeway in the opposite direction going about 90 and with me chasing him. I called the cops, told em what happened and that I was chasing him on the freeway. Told em where I was, eventually a couple cop cars joined up with me and pulled us both over. Arrested the fucker on the spot. Amazingly, one of the cops wanted to issue me a ticket for speeding!! At least the other cop had enough sense in him to say, "dude... if you write that ticket, I'm going to take it out of his hand and rip it up."

End result: Not sure what happened to the dude (cop said I would probably be subpoena'd to court, but no such thing has happened (at least not yet)). Chick was helped by the guy in the car behind me when it all went down. She ended up going to the hospital and getting a bunch of stitches. Got a thank you card from her. Definitely one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. I've got other police related incidents, but this one tops the list.
Score one for vigilante justice. Good of you to decide to go after that piece of crap.

[Hex]

Reminds me of a fucked up accident/incident I ssaw a few months ago. I was sitting on the off ramp from the freeway to turn right onto my local street and a guy was sitting in his car next to me waiting to turn left. Some lady comes up behind the guy and accidentally rear ends him (she was slowing down, but for some reason never came to a complete stop). He jumps out of his car and runs to hers. She had opened her door and was about to step out when dude just grabbed her by the collar and WAILED on her. Got in a good 5 or 6 solid punches square to the face before hopping back into his car and gunning it through the red light. Had I not been in so much shock I woulda hopped out and tried to beat the shit out of him when it first started, but I was frozen in my car just staring. When he took off I said fuck it. I followed him. He hopped back on the freeway in the opposite direction going about 90 and with me chasing him. I called the cops, told em what happened and that I was chasing him on the freeway. Told em where I was, eventually a couple cop cars joined up with me and pulled us both over. Arrested the fucker on the spot. Amazingly, one of the cops wanted to issue me a ticket for speeding!! At least the other cop had enough sense in him to say, "dude... if you write that ticket, I'm going to take it out of his hand and rip it up."

End result: Not sure what happened to the dude (cop said I would probably be subpoena'd to court, but no such thing has happened (at least not yet)). Chick was helped by the guy in the car behind me when it all went down. She ended up going to the hospital and getting a bunch of stitches. Got a thank you card from her. Definitely one of the weirdest things I've ever seen. I've got other police related incidents, but this one tops the list.

:shock: Awesome on your part.

[Chika]

hi OTT

[Chika]

= http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1643/untitledou1.jpg ?

holy shit! are those real?!

[prmononoke]

You're gonna have to wait til my sister gets here to find out, chika.

[Chika]

You're gonna have to wait til my sister gets here to find out, chika.

a new girl in the OTT? no WAY. the universe will be come unbalanced and start spinning widly out of orbit;)

[CaseyRyback]

I think I will buy that issue

jizz all over one of the pictures and post it. I wanna see how freaked out he (pr) gets, especially after talking about this shit as much as he has.

[prmononoke]

Will become? Start? It already has/is.

[fart_bubble]

jizz all over one of the pictures and post it. I wanna see how freaked out he (pr) gets, especially after talking about this shit as much as he has.

Consider it done

[fart_bubble]

Instead of a photo, how about a video?

[CaseyRyback]

Instead of a photo, how about a video?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[prmononoke]

Haha. Sadly enough, nothing really fazes me anymore. Sorry.

[CaseyRyback]

You say that now, but a video/picture of someone fapping it/ or having fapped it to your sister is going to fuck with you.

The crinkling of pages, the naughty talk to the picture, the load on her face, etc. Something in a video/picture like this would get to you and fuck with you mentally.

[fart_bubble]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank you, I'm here all week and try the meatloaf. (http://s56.photobucket.com/albums/g176/fartbubble420/?action=view&current=Mewithanewcamera063.flv)

[Chika]

last night when lionhart got home, i was out back pruning the rose bushes (yes seriously. you can stop laughing now) and using the sheers to trim the hedges. mistake #1- whipping out the electric sheerers. mistake #2- agreeing to let lionhart "trim" the hedge on the other side of the house with said electric sheerers, out of my sight.

needless to say, we've got 1 less shrubbery

[prmononoke]

Point taken.

[Hex]

a new girl in the OTT? no WAY. the universe will be come unbalanced and start spinning widly out of orbit;)

You're the only one we want around here anyway. =I

[fart_bubble]

Point taken.

?

[prmononoke]

What's so hard to figure out about "point taken?"

[Rocko]

I sense some hostility.

[Chika]

You're the only one we want around here anyway. =I

you're forgetting about pixie and lulu :shame:

[Admiral Ackbar]

I've always liked Arby's but it's overpriced. The only thing I would usually pick up were their 4 for 5. But their new 5 for 6 deal is sweet. I may start eating at Arby's more. I could get two cheddars, a ham, a fry, and a drink for six. Or two cheddars, potato wedges, mozarella sticks, and a shake. Or a ham, a cheddar, two edges, and a turnover. It's a really nice system. Not a dollar menue, since they force you to spend six bucks. But you have a lot of choices and options. And you could get a meal for two for six bucks.

[Hex]

you're forgetting about pixie and lulu :shame:

Lulu's never on, and I've never seen Pixie before. :o

[corrosivefrost]

Lulu's never on, and I've never seen Pixie before. :o

Sure you have?

Plume's wife is one of your biggest fans.

[Chika]

Sure you have?

Plume's wife is one of your biggest fans.

qft. you're the reason she joined.

[Hex]

Sure you have?

Plume's wife is one of your biggest fans.

I've been told about her, but never seen her post, is what I mean.

[prmononoke]

Woo, pinatas and nachos soon!

[shrike4242]

you're forgetting about pixie and lulu :shame:And gwen, though she's been busy of late, methinks.

[Pookymeister]

and according to Matt Young - LiquidKnight

=]

[shrike4242]

and according to Matt Young - LiquidKnight

=]
Yeah, she's one of the XX set as well.

[Graystone]

sweet website (sfw)

http://www.die.net/earth/

[Eviltude]

So my brother almost choked our little sister out earlier on accident(Long story short, she threw something at me, I slapped her and he put her in a sleeper hold and I guess didn't realize he was actually choking her out). Afterwards she was like half way crying and they hugged for like 10 minutes while I was laughing my ass off. My brothers wife told me "Stop being a jackass" to which I replied, "I'm not the one who almost choked her out." Wasn't really funny that she almost died, more so that they made such a big deal out of it and she cried for like 10 minutes.

Whatever, my brother and his wife are tools anyways.

[Kayden]

How many big racks can one OTT hold?

[Gothic Walrus]

How many big racks can one OTT hold?
Let's find out. One, two, three...

*crunch*

Three.

[CommanderKeen93]

Kayden, that doesn't matter.
We need MORE damn you, I need to get my fix man....my CAG ration.

[Admiral Ackbar]

Where once stood a Master of Dance, now stands a Captain of Song.

[dcfox]

I have a tough time disassociating people's avatars from the their real life personas. I really thought prmononoke was an Asian guy (not necessarily with his mouth full of hot dogs) so I was kind of surprised by the pic of of his brother in law and sister.

[Eviltude]

So not that anyone else in ze OTT play socom, but today it is sucking way more than usual. People on the PSU boards are saying maintenance, new patch, etc. but if that were the case, you wouldn't even be able to log in. Whatever, back to FF.

[Warner1281]

Projects 3 & 4 done. Scratched 2 from the list. Leaves 2 projects left to be done. Too bad I'm going home now. Hopefully I don't pass out from exhaustion while driving home. :pray: It's never good when you wake up in an upside-down flaming car and the last thing you remember is some slowass driving in front of you in traffic.

[shrike4242]

I have a tough time disassociating people's avatars from the their real life personas. I really thought prmononoke was an Asian guy (not necessarily with his mouth full of hot dogs) so I was kind of surprised by the pic of of his brother in law and sister.
I'm afraid to ask where the rest of that goes with the rest of the OTTers. :-s

[prmononokes_broinlaw]

prmononoke, your BIL's account has been unbanned.

Damn, what an eventful sleeping period. I was banned and unbanned! Wife posting now to explain SillyJessicaBoy.

You say that now, but a video/picture of someone fapping it/ or having fapped it to your sister is going to fuck with you.

The crinkling of pages, the naughty talk to the picture, the load on her face, etc. Something in a video/picture like this would get to you and fuck with you mentally.
He actually has a little experience with this, though he may not remember anymore because the trauma caused him to forget as a defense mechanism. But yeah, let's just say that at one point before we were married, while she was still living at home, he found some naughty pictures of us in their home computer's cache and was utterly horrified.

[Eviltude]

I have a tough time disassociating people's avatars from the their real life personas. I really thought prmononoke was an Asian guy (not necessarily with his mouth full of hot dogs) so I was kind of surprised by the pic of of his brother in law and sister.

Pulled from last OTT:
You know prmononoke, I always pictured you as a middle aged asian man, probably due to your avatar.

With that state of mind though, I guess I'm a magical guy in a red cape.

Oh and prmononoke, my avatar is the Red Wizard from FF1.

[Admiral Ackbar]

I'm afraid to ask where the rest of that goes with the rest of the OTTers. :-s

It's a trap!

[dcfox]

Pulled from last OTT:


Oh and prmononoke, my avatar is the Red Wizard from FF1.
Glad I'm not the only one.

[Eviltude]

Glad I'm not the only one.
Terrible minds think alike?

[Graystone]

bored... hungry...

[dcfox]

He actually has a little experience with this, though he may not remember anymore because the trauma caused him to forget as a defense mechanism. But yeah, let's just say that at one point before we were married, while she was still living at home, he found some naughty pictures of us in their home computer's cache and was utterly horrified. I once saw a video of my sister and her fiance. . . it was less than a second but still . . . :fridge::fridge::fridge::fridge::fridge::fridge::f ridge::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[Admiral Ackbar]

I once saw a video of my sister and her fiance. . . it was less than a second but still . . . :fridge::fridge::fridge::fridge::fridge::fridge::f ridge::puke::puke::puke::puke:

That officially makes you a West Virginian.

[prmononoke]

Those were some damn good nachos.

[Rocko]

This could get interesting.

[prmononokes_sister]

Aw, crap. I had this whole snarky post I was going to write when I found out you guys banned my husband, and then I found out that that thead was closed. Good thing I discovered your clever system of continuing off-topic meta-threads. It's not exactly intuitive, you know. Good thing my brother and I had extensive detective training from the time we were young. I bet he never told you about that.

http://render2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6lQQ%7C%3Dup6RKKt%3AxxrKUp7BHD7Kofrj%3DQofrj 7t%3DzrRfDUX%3AeQaQxg%3Dr%3F87KR6xqpxQQnJxPeoxaPax v8uOc5xQQQ0GJQ0oolneqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSHqqy7XH6gXPlQ %7CRup6aQQ%7C/of=50,332,442


After reading this thread I realize the banning was not malicious or, even worse, done to protect prmononoke's dignity. Is he really that important around these parts that random people coming on to impersonate his relatives is a real threat?

Now I think you guys are all cute and warm and fuzzy! I like you guys!

For those who haven't been following along, it seems like the mods here were a bit thrown off by the fact that three accounts were coming from one IP address: prmononokes_sister, prmononokes_broinlaw, and sillyjessicaboy. That last one was nothing more than a throwaway account I made so I could use the search function to find out why CAG is the top result on Google when I search for my name. I didn't even realize my brother was involved in this discussion until I had read a bunch of threads, and then I knew I had to step in. He is correct that the name refers to a friend I affectionately call "Silly Jessica." I don't know where the "boy" came from.

Now that that's all cleared up, here is a picture. I don't hold the copyright to the Score set, so you guys are going to have to go buy that issue for yourself. In the mean time, here's an amateur shot for you:

http://render2.snapfish.com/render2/is=Yup6G0Q%7C%3Dup6RKKt%3AxxrKUp7BHD7Kofrj%3DQofrj 7t%3DzrRfDUX%3AeQaQxg%3Dr%3F87KR6xqpxQQnJxPeoxaPax v8uOc5xQQQ0GJQ0oolnnqpfVtB%3F*KUp7BHSHqqy7XH6gXPlJ %7CRup6aQQ%7C/of=50,293,442

There is video, too, but I'm quite sure the link would not be allowed here, so just Google "Kylee Nash" and you'll find it eventually. I don't think my brother knows about that.

Finally, one of the reasons I joined in the first place was just to say: Pookymeister, I love my father very much. My brother, now, that's up for debate.

[Maklershed]

I have a tough time disassociating people's avatars from the their real life personas.

I'm the same way. As a matter of fact I think I made a thread about said phenomenon in the off topic forum a few months ago.

[prmononokes_broinlaw]

I'm the same way. As a matter of fact I think I made a thread about said phenomenon in the off topic forum a few months ago.

So I guess you like Huey Lewis and the News?

[Rocko]

I demand information on just what went down involving prmononoke, his relatives, bannings, and a thread. This sounds like some entertainment.

[Maklershed]

He actually has a little experience with this, though he may not remember anymore because the trauma caused him to forget as a defense mechanism. But yeah, let's just say that at one point before we were married, while she was still living at home, he found some naughty pictures of us in their home computer's cache and was utterly horrified.

HAWT!!! :lol:

[Maklershed]

So I guess you like Huey Lewis and the News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

[prmononokes_sister]

Those were some damn good nachos.

I know you middle-aged Asian men really love your nachos.

I assume you are at work since you aren't answering IM's. And what was with the incoherent message you left on our machine? I told you not to call before 5 your time. Especially since we stayed up until 8 AM responding to that damn thread.

[prmononokes_sister]

I demand information on just what went down involving prmononoke, his relatives, bannings, and a thread. This sounds like some entertainment.

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136541&page=23

If you don't like being left out of the loop, complain to whoever decided threads are closed after 500 posts.

[dcfox]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136541&page=23

If you don't like being left out of the loop, complain to whoever decided threads are closed after 500 posts.
It's an old OTT rule. They used to go up to 2000.

[Rocko]

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=136541&page=23

If you don't like being left out of the loop, complain to whoever decided threads are closed after 500 posts.

Ah, okay. OTTs aren't usually interesting enough for me to read the parts I missed. Thanks. :lol:

[keithp]

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Yeah, that "Happy to Be Stuck With You" is really cynical...and DEEP...

[prmononokes_broinlaw]

I demand information on just what went down involving prmononoke, his relatives, bannings, and a thread. This sounds like some entertainment.

Basically, his sister, my wife, is an adult model and stripper. This somehow came up in an OTT thread from awhile back, and we found it while Googling her name to find anything mentioning her since her issue came out not too long ago. So we made a dummy account to search these boards for the relevant threads concerning her, then when we found just how much people were actually talking about her, made accounts to post because we thought it would be funny and freak prmononoke out.

Some people did not believe our veracity, even after posting a picture! I was temporarily banned, along with the dummy search account, because all three accounts were coming from the same IP address. However, after prmononoke confirmed our identity, I was unbanned, which brings us to now.

[Strell]

The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.

[dcfox]

Basically, his sister, my wife, is an adult model and stripper. This somehow came up in an OTT thread from awhile back, and we found it while Googling her name to find anything mentioning her since her issue came out not too long ago. So we made a dummy account to search these boards for the relevant threads concerning her, then when we found just how much people were actually talking about her, made accounts to post because we thought it would be funny and freak prmononoke out.

Some people did not believe our veracity, even after posting a picture! I was temporarily banned, along with the dummy search account, because all three accounts were coming from the same IP address. However, after prmononoke confirmed our identity, I was unbanned, which brings us to now.
Still doesn't explain why you're not an Asian man.

[prmononokes_sister]

The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.

I don't think we've even made 20 posts yet.

[Roufuss]

The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.

Totally agreed.

[Rocko]

When he mentioned his sister was going to be on Stuff and she was a stripper, I'm sure he never thought it'd bite him in the ass.

Nothing against you, mononoke, but well played, mononoke-family. Picture and all. :applause:

[prmononokes_sister]

Still doesn't explain why you're not an Asian man.

Okay, what if PRM was adopted? Wouldn't you feel bad telling him that, because his sister is white, we are obviously not related? What if I was adopted? He is not Asian, but WHAT IF? You could have hurt his feelings, and then I would have had to come and kick your ass.

[Rocko]

Totally agreed.
You post in the OTT like .5 times a month, you don't count! ;)

[Strell]

Totally agreed.

I'd write more sarcasm, but I'm afraid I'll get a two page essay telling me about how I totally don't know what kind of life they had growing up. How I don't know shit, mang.

[prmononokes_sister]

When he mentioned his sister was going to be on Stuff and she was a stripper, I'm sure he never thought it'd bite him in the ass.

Nothing against you, mononoke, but well played, mononoke-family. Picture and all. :applause:

It's Score. And thank you!

[Eviltude]

The prmononoke sister/brother in law schtick is already played out.

That must have taken less than 20 posts.
I agree. Lets move away from all that crap as I don't care and there is enough of it to make my head spin. Also, you guys need to come up with real user names if you are going to stay in the OTT because having 3 people named promononoke is just lame. That's assuming cheapy decides to grant name changes, right sixersballernum3 ;)?

[prmononokes_sister]

I'd write more sarcasm, but I'm afraid I'll get a two page essay telling me about how I totally don't know what kind of life they had growing up. How I don't know shit, mang.

Well now I'm just confused. Are you Mexican or Mario in a white costume?

[Pookymeister]

Pookymeister, I love my father very much. My brother, now, that's up for debate.

He does good work. 1 outta 2 ain't bad ;)

[dcfox]

Okay, what if PRM was adopted? Wouldn't you feel bad telling him that, because his sister is white, we are obviously not related? What if I was adopted? He is not Asian, but WHAT IF? You could have hurt his feelings, and then I would have had to come and kick your ass. :cry: Now I feel awful. I have nothing against adopted kids, really.

Well now I'm just confused. Are you Mexican or Mario in a white costume? He's a hot Mario Brother.

[prmononokes_sister]

:cry: Now a feel awful. I have nothing against adopted kids, really.


It's okay. I think we've all learned a valuable lesson about tolerance and acceptance today.

[Eviltude]

:cry: Now a feel awful. I have nothing against adopted kids, really.


He's a hot Mario Brother.
Have no regrets, fox. If you were the one who made "PRM" realize that he was adopted, it would be for the best. Especially since he is a middle aged asian man. I mean, come on, he's been living a lie the entire time, not to mention he couldn't see the obvious difference. :lol:

...I didn't learn anything. :D ;)

[CaseyRyback]

I got nothing aganist what is going on and think it has been hilarious. And your sister is right, why in the hell did you show us the army picture instead of something like she just posted?

[Rocko]

I'd write more sarcasm, but I'm afraid I'll get a two page essay telling me about how I totally don't know what kind of life they had growing up. How I don't know shit, mang.

:lol:

Hey, Mononoke Sister, do you buy Gucci purses without regard to what your husband thinks?

It's Score
Oh, my bad.

That's assuming cheapy decides to grant name changes, right sixersballernum3 ;)?

:lol:

[prmononokes_broinlaw]

Have no regrets, fox. If you were the one who made "PRM" realize that he was adopted, it would be for the best. Especially since he is a middle aged asian man. I mean, come on, he's been living a lie the entire time, not to mention he couldn't see the obvious difference. :lol:

...I didn't learn anything. :D ;)

Their parents got an Asian baby because they were cheaper on the black market. They did spring for the penis-bearing model, though!

[Pookymeister]

There is video, too, but I'm quite sure the link would not be allowed here, so just Google "Kylee Nash" and you'll find it eventually. I don't think my brother knows about that.

Mission failed :cry:

[Rocko]

I got nothing aganist what is going on and think it has been hilarious. And your sister is right, why in the hell did you show us the army picture instead of something like she just posted?

Because the point was "Would you expect this girl to become a stripper?" and the answer is supposed to be no... so a picture of teh hawts with gigantor booblies would be a yes, as opposed to a picture of a girl in the army with subpar looks.

Speaking of the comparison, I'd never say they're the same person.

[Eviltude]

I really wish my teachers would hurry up and fucking post these grades.

Also, there is no way that pic was actually his sister. I didn't see the army pic, but I saw the one with her hubby and they look nothing alike. ...I'm gonna need another :joystick: :lol:.

Speaking of the comparison, I'd never say they're the same person.
That's what I'm saying.

Oh and I just played the closest game of NHL 04 of my life.

[prmononokes_sister]

I got nothing aganist what is going on and think it has been hilarious. And your sister is right, why in the hell did you show us the army picture instead of something like she just posted?

Because he's a jerkface. Instead of making me change my user name, can we get him to change his to "jerkface"?

That picture he initially posted was taken over three years ago. Since then I've lost 30 pounds, gotten implants, bleached my hair, made various other self-improvements...left the Army...I'm not sure what his purpose was in posting that, but it probably wasn't to have me eventually hunt him down and publicly call him out on it.

[Strell]

That picture he initially posted was taken over three years ago. Since then I've lost 30 pounds, gotten implants, bleached my hair, made various other self-improvements...left the Army...I'm not sure what his purpose was in posting that, but it probably wasn't to have me eventually hunt him down and publicly call him out on it.

Well hey I did all those things too, but I'm not taking it out on people at interforumz.

Pride and honor on the computertron = serious bidness.

[prmononokes_sister]

:lol:

Hey, Mononoke Sister, do you buy Gucci purses without regard to what your husband thinks?



Hmm, this is probably a reference to something I don't get, so I'll answer it seriously. Nope. I think designer crap is a waste of money. I buy $20 purses from Marshall's and use them until they wear out.

[Eviltude]

Because he's a jerkface. Instead of making me change my user name, can we get him to change his to "jerkface"?

That picture he initially posted was taken over three years ago. Since then I've lost 30 pounds, gotten implants, bleached my hair, made various other self-improvements...left the Army...I'm not sure what his purpose was in posting that, but it probably wasn't to have me eventually hunt him down and publicly call him out on it.
Like I said, I didn't see the army pic, but yeah, we noticed. :lol:

Oh and you don't consider leaving the army a self improvement?

[prmononoke]

Thanks sixers for explaining why. And yes, that was the exact reason. It all basically started because of a comment Graystone made.

[Maklershed]

This thread needs more mononoke sister pics! :)

Yeah, that "Happy to Be Stuck With You" is really cynical...and DEEP...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/

[prmononokes_sister]

Because the point was "Would you expect this girl to become a stripper?" and the answer is supposed to be no... so a picture of teh hawts with gigantor booblies would be a yes, as opposed to a picture of a girl in the army with subpar looks.

Speaking of the comparison, I'd never say they're the same person.

Well, yeah, although wouldn't you have expected a follow-up picture to be posted for full effect? I guess not when the OP is a JERKFACE.

Thanks, I like to think I'm pretty unrecognizable these days. Although the Army pic was admittedly an exceptionally bad picture.

[Rocko]

Hmm, this is probably a reference to something I don't get, so I'll answer it seriously. Nope. I think designer crap is a waste of money. I buy $20 purses from Marshall's and use them until they wear out.

The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.

[prmononokes_sister]

Oh and you don't consider leaving the army a self improvement?

Oh, most definitely. I have prmononokes_broinlaw to thank for getting me out of that life-sucking hell. No offense to any soldiers on here, but I have nothing good to say about the military as an institution.

[prmononokes_broinlaw]

The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.

Someone's pimping hand isn't very strong.

[Eviltude]

The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.
Yeah that was pretty funny. Some people can't take a joke.

[prmononokes_sister]

The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.

Hehe. Nope, I had a pretty good childhood. I really can't complain. Aside from being raised by crazy Christians, but they are good people despite their delusions.

[prmononokes_sister]

Thanks sixers for explaining why. And yes, that was the exact reason. It all basically started because of a comment Graystone made.

I know, I read it all. That doesn't mean you should have posted the pic, and it doesn't mean I'm not going to continue to give you shit about it. Considering how much weight you've lost (and he was waaaaay fatter than I ever was, people!) you should be a little more sensitive and think how it feels to see bad, old pictures of yourself on the Internet.

I would post pics of fat PRM, but I'm not quite that mean.

[dcfox]

The wife of another guy that posts here bought a $600 (or something like that) Gucci purse and then joined the site. People gave her shit for it, and then she exploded at Strell saying how hard it was for ehr growing up, etc. etc.

So, yeah.
When did this happen?

[prmononoke]

Why do you think I mentioned Score? That way they could see that you'd changed.

[prmononokes_sister]

Why do you think I mentioned Score? That way they could see that you'd changed.

Yeah, except that you didn't tell them HOW to find me and people on the Internets are really really lazy (no offense to all you lazy people on the Internets.)

[wubb]

Just realized I hadn't checked the e-mail hooked to my half account in about a week and found out I sold a guide that I had to ship by today. So I ran out to the PO and just shipped it.

Had a note to please ship without pricing info or packing slip so it's obviously a seller using me as a drop shipper. $55 + he paid $5 for expedited shipping. I wonder how much he got...

Got the guide at a yard sale for less than a buck over a year ago. Not bad. :)

[prmononoke]

Wubb, did you get that ING bonus?

[Eviltude]

Yeah, except that you didn't tell them HOW to find me and people on the Internets are really really lazy (no offense to all you lazy people on the Internets.)
Have no regrets, stripper. We know we're lazy, procrastination fuckers. Why do you think we hang out in here?

[dcfox]

Why do you think we hang out in here?
Because the conversation is enlightening?

[Maklershed]

Got me some Corona Lights today. I dont usually get such fancy stuff but none the less, I cant wait to get tanked on them.

[prmononokes_broinlaw]

Wubb, did you get that ING bonus?

ING closed our accounts recently because apparently we weren't using them enough.

[Soodmeg]

Bitches...show me your tittes.

Anyway just go home....god i am tired as hell for some reason...I dont want to take a nap though..then I will be up all night.

[wubb]

Wubb, did you get that ING bonus?

Checked earlier this week and not yet. I think they wait a 6-8 weeks or something.

[Maklershed]

Despite the fact that I've already eaten dinner, I could really go for some Nardone Bros. frozen pizza :drool:

http://www.nardonebros.com/Products/

[Eviltude]

Because the conversation is enlightening?

jizz all over one of the pictures and post it.

Oh yeah, thats right. :lol:

[Eviltude]

That looks like the worst pizza in history, Maklershed.

[Hex]

Bitches...show me your tittes.

Anyway just go home....god i am tired as hell for some reason...I dont want to take a nap though..then I will be up all night.

What's an tittes?

This is unbelievable. I was driving to Loveland, a shitfuck little town south of mine, when on the highway at an intersection someone had hit a Animal Control van which creamed a smaller compact.

...

Fuck you Colorado. It was interesting to see that the paramedics/fire department was about 8 minutes late though. :lol:

[Maklershed]

That looks like the worst pizza in history, Maklershed.
I assure you, despite its looks, its fantastic. Best frozen pizza ever.

[Graystone]

made brats on the grill for dinner. Its was alright but now I'm craving something sweet.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Dah! :cry: :cry: :cry:

[wubb]

Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.

[Maklershed]

This is hot fire:

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/05/03/pretty-much-the-best-ds-lite-mod-ever/

[Hex]

Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.

Hooray!

[Hex]

This is hot fire:

http://www.dsfanboy.com/2007/05/03/pretty-much-the-best-ds-lite-mod-ever/

Do want. :drool:

[Graystone]

Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.

How long is he gone for?

Btw fig newtons = delicious.

[dcfox]

Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.
You banned someone?! But you're supposed to be the easy going mod. Getting banned just for posting links to porn sites I don't even know why I came back.

[Graystone]

You banned someone?! But you're supposed to be the easy going mod. Getting banned just for posting links to porn sites I don't even know why I came back.

He said a "time out" not a perm ban. Proly gone for 1-3 days.

[Eviltude]

Soodmeg, do not link to a porn site. Yeah, gotta give you a time out for that one, way over the line.
Maybe he'll practice his typing while he's gone.

[Hex]

You banned someone?! But you're supposed to be the easy going mod. Getting banned just for posting links to porn sites I don't even know why I came back.

Yeah... too bad Shrike didn't see it. =[

How long is he gone for?

Btw fig newtons = delicious.

Newtons are tasty, but tend to be a bit dry for my tasteses.

[Eviltude]

Yeah... too bad Shrike didn't see it. =[
:lol:
Hell, knowing Shrike, if he sees why he was banned, he might extend his vacation.

[dcfox]

He said a "time out" not a perm ban. Proly gone for 1-3 days.Well, I was only joking. I'm not really upset but it's good to know he hasn't been given the permanent boot. :lol:

Edit: Fig Newtons suck. Leave it up to Massachusetts to come up with a fig based snack.

[Eviltude]

Well, I was only joking. I'm not really upset but it's good to know he hasn't been given the permanent boot. :lol:
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of Soodmeg's but it wasn't perma-ban worthy.

PS - Hippo's are bad ass.

[Hex]

:lol:
Hell, knowing Shrike, if he sees why he was banned, he might extend his vacation.

...

SPLENDID IDEA.

I'm off to alert the acient one!

[Zenithian Legend]

http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/dr_mario_winamp.gif

[Eviltude]

...

SPLENDID IDEA.

I'm off to alert the acient one!
And depending on if he got his nap or not today, you might catch a ban for that one.

And I might catch a ban for this one. :-X :lol:

[wubb]

1 day. I am the easy going mod. First non-SPAMMER I've banned I think.

I mean c'mon you link to a straight porn site, that's a time out.

[Hex]

1 day. I am the easy going mod. First non-SPAMMER I've banned I think.

I mean c'mon you link to a straight porn site, that's a time out.
But if you link to a gay porn site, you're grounded? I see how it is. :/ Me and GLAAD/PLAG are gonna have a pride parade if you don't shape up.

(if you link to a lesbian porn site, wubb just adds it to his bookmarks and asks for the password in a PM. ;))

[Maklershed]

You should've given Soodmeg a full disagulation

/office

[mr ryles]

I think I have a hemroid.

[Demolition Man]

Evening OTT.

What is everyone having for dinner?

[Eviltude]

I think I have a hemroid.
Go join Kayden and his stomach cancer.

Demo - Pork Chop Sandwich w/ Mac & Cheese, Mashed Potatos, Green Beans, Sweet Yellow Corn(on ze cob) and stuffing. Et tu?

[mr ryles]

Go join Kayden and his stomach cancer.

after checking webmd I am just glad that it wasn't some kind of cancer. It should go away over time. Some ointment cream should help too.

[JJSP]

I just won two tickets to tomorrow night's MxPx show in LA, and I can't go. Crap. :-(

[Demolition Man]

Go join Kayden and his stomach cancer.

Outside of MN please. We got enough looneys in this state already just with VanillaGorilla. ;)

[Eviltude]

I just won two tickets to tomorrow night's MxPx show in LA, and I can't go. Crap. :-(
Throw em up on Craigslist or somethin'.

[CommanderKeen93]

Psssst... Hey OTT...

[SCRUBS] soon!

[Maklershed]

Given the nature of tonight's episode of The Office, I'm quite pleased that the tv guide scratch n sniff thing was just for My Name is Earl.

[Maklershed]

I just won two tickets to tomorrow night's MxPx show in LA, and I can't go. Crap. :-(
It's about time for a party at your house cause you're a chick magnet.

[Hex]

Given the nature of tonight's episode of The Office, I'm quite pleased that the tv guide scratch n sniff thing was just for My Name is Earl.


I shudder at the thought. :-s

[Eviltude]

Speaking of cancer, when I went to the dentist on Wednsday, they made me fill out a sheet with any allergies or illnesses I may have had. It also had a part where they asked how often I brush and floss. When I was getting my teeth cleaned about half an hour later the lady asked how often I floss and I said "Well I'm glad you read that sheet with all my allergies and stuff on it ahead of time." I don't have any allergies or illnesses, but it just bothered me that they didn't care to look.

[dcfox]

I actually had a link to a NSFW video in my sig for the longest time without being banned. But that was back when the G in "CAG" didn't stand for gestapo.

[mr ryles]

Speaking of cancer, when I went to the dentist on Wednsday, they made me fill out a sheet with any allergies or illnesses I may have had. It also had a part where they asked how often I brush and floss. When I was getting my teeth cleaned about half an hour later the lady asked how often I floss and I said "Well I'm glad you read that sheet with all my allergies and stuff on it ahead of time." I don't have any allergies or illnesses, but it just bothered me that they didn't care to look.

What are floss?

[Hex]

Speaking of cancer, when I went to the dentist on Wednsday, they made me fill out a sheet with any allergies or illnesses I may have had. It also had a part where they asked how often I brush and floss. When I was getting my teeth cleaned about half an hour later the lady asked how often I floss and I said "Well I'm glad you read that sheet with all my allergies and stuff on it ahead of time." I don't have any allergies or illnesses, but it just bothered me that they didn't care to look.
But did she ask you about allergies? Typically they ask twice to keep people honest.

"I have a needle-sharp little icepick in my hands, and you've got some nice red, soft gums- wanna tell me honestly how much you brush/floss? >:]"

[Eviltude]

I actually had a link to a NSFW video in my sig for the longest time without being banned.
It's a good thing you brought that up. Now it's time for Shrike's newest ability, the "Ex-Post-Facto" Ban. :evil:

[Eviltude]

But did she ask you about allergies? Typically they ask twice to keep people honest.

"I have a needle-sharp little icepick in my hands, and you've got some nice red, soft gums- wanna tell me honestly how much you brush/floss? >:]"
No. Maybe thats because I put that I floss once a month though. That might even be giving me too much credit though.

"Hey man, you look nervous."
"Yeah, I'm about to floss."
-Mitch Hedberg

[Admiral Ackbar]

Everything I post is Not Safe For Comprehension. And I haven't been banned yet.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

[Eviltude]

Everything I post is Not Safe For Comprehension. And I haven't been banned yet.
Comprehension isn't a requirement. Look at Soodmeg.

...Oh wait.

[Rocko]

1 day? You can do better than that, Wubb.

[Hex]

Comprehension isn't a requirement. Look at Soodmeg.

...Oh wait.

:rofl: Oh epic.

[Zenithian Legend]

He probably won't be happy when he gets back...