Worst Day Ever

[trytej]

Welll started off friday night when i made out with this drunk girl for like 15 min. Then Saturday morning I have SAT 2s, and then i get back and shes pissed that i "took advantage" of her. So then at around 7 that night I'm driving to the gym to play bball when BAM i get hit by a car, and it might've been my fault. Not sure yet. So my knees fucked up and then we get possession of some alcohol (keep in mind i'm 16) but couldn't find a place to drink it. So then we just go to an empty hill and drink it then go to my friends car to talk. At like 12:30 the cops come up behind us (same cop that dealt with my car accident) and find a handle of smirnoff right next to me. So everyone has to step out of the car and 6 out of 8 of us are drunk. Cops take our info, call the parents, and they give me and only me a citation for having the bottle...

WORST DAY EVER

[RedvsBlue]

Welll started off friday night when i made out with this drunk girl for like 15 min. Then Saturday morning I have SAT 2s, and then i get back and shes pissed that i "took advantage" of her. So then at around 7 that night I'm driving to the gym to play bball when BAM i get hit by a car, and it might've been my fault. Not sure yet. So my knees fucked up and then we get possession of some alcohol (keep in mind i'm 16) but couldn't find a place to drink it. So then we just go to an empty hill and drink it then go to my friends car to talk. At like 12:30 the cops come up behind us (same cop that dealt with my car accident) and find a handle of smirnoff right next to me. So everyone has to step out of the car and 6 out of 8 of us are drunk. Cops take our info, call the parents, and they give me and only me a citation for having the bottle...

WORST DAY EVER

I'm thinking maybe your problems started with the underage drinking but hey maybe you were unlucky in that you thought you were drinking water?

[Pancake Rabbit]

LOL @ highschool

[Strell]

I'm thinking maybe your problems started with you being a dumbass

C'mon, I know you wanted to write that.

[RedvsBlue]

C'mon, I know you wanted to write that.

Well I wasn't sure if he's learned paraphrasing in high school yet so I figured I'd hold his hand through it.

[squirrel007]

C'mon, I know you wanted to write that.

Quoted For Truth

[Zenithian Legend]

Whatever you do please don't ever father any children.

[RedvsBlue]

Personally, I can't wait for the followup thread when he gets his SAT results back...

[Gothic Walrus]

Well I wasn't sure if he's learned paraphrasing in high school yet so I figured I'd hold his hand through it.
I'm not sure if most of the people I graduated with ever picked up on that. But then again, our English classes sucked.

[ITDEFX]

anyone's waaahhh machine working tonight?

[CrimGhost]

Future of America, looks promising.

[prmononoke]

I'm not sure if most of the people I graduated with ever picked up on that. But then again, our English classes sucked.
Our English classes were excellent, and most people still didn't pick up on it. I did, however. Yay for skills.

[squirrel007]

Also... cant believe no one has said this yet...


OWNED

[Spades22]

And that whole "Worst Day Ever" could have been prevented if you would have made better choices! Even if you wouldn't have had an accident and been found out by the cops, the day still sounds like shit.

[RedvsBlue]

The only thing that's going to stop this thread from true greatness is that Shrike is online right now...

[squirrel007]

Whats funny is that he was expecting sympathy when this was posted...


on the INTERNET of all places!

[rodeojones903]

http://www.yasushouse.com/93-mullet/images/70-vic.jpg

Ya Boy on fire!!

[sonderiaom]

Worst day ever would be things that would happen to you that are completely out of your control; however, everything that happened could've been prevented through more intelligent choices.

Lets go through the list
A. Don't drink before SAT 2's; STUDY
B. Don't make out with drunk chicks, always leads to bad things
C. Pay attention in your car, at least then you'll know if it is your fault or not
D. Drink in smarter places, such as in an enclosed area, not out in the open where a cop could drive by.

[jmcc]

That's not so bad. Once I went on a really bad bender. Seriously, like 5 weeks long just getting plastered at night and sleeping it off all day. I lost my job; my rent lapsed and my landlord threw all my stuff out; and my girl left me. The worst part of the whole thing was that I found out in those 5 weeks time I had somehow executive produced Delta Farce, starring Larry the Cable Guy. I really wish the cops had pulled me over. I might have been prevented from making that if they had.

[zewone]

I'm not sure why you guys are giving this kid so much shit.

[anotherjeff]

If that's your worse day ever then everythign else is cream cheese.

[Gothic Walrus]

That's not so bad. Once I went on a really bad bender. Seriously, like 5 weeks long just getting plastered at night and sleeping it off all day. I lost my job; my rent lapsed and my landlord threw all my stuff out; and my girl left me. The worst part of the whole thing was that I found out in those 5 weeks time I had somehow executive produced Delta Farce, starring Larry the Cable Guy. I really wish the cops had pulled me over. I might have been prevented from making that if they had.
So it's YOUR fault that Larry the Cable Guy and his band of Comedy Rednecks have been inflicted on us once again!

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure an offense like that is a one way ticket to hell. :hot:

:rofl:

[Jimbo Slice]

I'm not sure why you guys are giving this kid so much shit.

Me either.

OP, that really sucks. Everyone goes through bad stretches. Also, don't listen to the other posters, making out with drunk chicks is part of life yo (just be drunk when you're doing it to.) Sorry to hear about your accident and I hope everything works out.

[trytej]

Personally, I can't wait for the followup thread when he gets his SAT results back...

Well actually i pretty much dominated the SAT II's and i'm expecting high 600s in both U.S. history and math.

And dude i'm only 16 and i've probably gotten more than you do at whatever age your at.

[jmcc]

I'm not sure why you guys are giving this kid so much shit.You can't figure out why people are laughing at someone else's [mostly] self inflicted misfortune?

[jmcc]

Well actually i pretty much dominated the SAT II's and i'm expecting high 600s in both U.S. history and math.

And dude i'm only 16 and i probably get more than you do at whatever age your at.Needs more braggadocio. How about "I got more girlies than misspellings and grammar mistakes?"

[RedvsBlue]

Well actually i pretty much dominated the SAT II's and i'm expecting high 600s in both U.S. history and math.

And dude i'm only 16 and i probably get more than you do at whatever age your at.

:rofl:

Ok kid, you go ahead fight back by saying you're getting more than I am but if chicks are getting pissed that you took advantage of them when all you did was make out, I can only imagine how pissed they'd be if you tried to fuck 'em.

[Xevious]

I love all the comments that everyone said. This shit cracks me up....

(Except for Zewone- he was a little bit of a killjoy which is uncharacteristic of him)

[RedvsBlue]

Needs more braggadocio. How about "I got more girlies than misspellings and grammar mistakes?"

Hey, he said he's gonna do well in the U.S. History and Math sections, he never said anything about the English section...

[trytej]

Hey, he said he's gonna do well in the U.S. History and Math sections, he never said anything about the English section...


... It's SAT II's which are subject tests for a specific subject so i only took history and math......

[zewone]

(Except for Zewone- he was a little bit of a killjoy which is uncharacteristic of him)

Sorry.

I guess this kid's story just hits too close to home. I'm usually date-raping high school girls on Fridays and taking tests the next morning.

I thought that's how everyone's weekend goes...

[Xevious]

Sorry.

I guess this kid's story just hits too close to home. I'm usually date-raping high school girls on Fridays and taking tests the next morning.

I thought that's how everyone's weekend goes...
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[magiic]

http://darkestspiral.greentinted.com/temp/wahmbulance.jpg

I couldn't resist....

[RedvsBlue]

... It's SAT II's which are subject tests for a specific subject so i only took history and math......

Skipped the one on romancin' the ladies though, huh? It's probably better that way...

[Graystone]

OP you made choices which led to you "bad day." Which keeps it from being a bad day. Your just reaping the rewards of your choices.

Now if you didn't do anything, you were just going about your business, and bad things happened then that = a bad day.

[SpazX]

Wow, that was a terrible story.

I was trying to think of a clever way to compare that story to how 50 or so people died today in Iraq for the mistake of existing while you're just an idiot that makes bad choices, but I'm tired, so fuck it.

[2poor]

Skipped the one on romancin' the ladies though, huh? It's probably better that way...

Who needs romance when you got drunk chicks?

[vivafriend5]

i'm only 16 and i've probably gotten more than you do at whatever age your at. http://www.bullystoppers.com/101_great_comeback_lines.htm Gotta submit that... http://www.lawforkids.org/toons/view_toon.cfm?id=8

[RedvsBlue]

Who needs romance when you got drunk chicks?

Well obviously the drunk chicks aren't working out too well for the OP either though...

[madpsp]

lol bah dont listen to these guys , part of bieng young is bieng STUPID .hopefully you learned something from all this crap but odds are you didnt .
but i do have to agree with one poster OWNED! lol

[trytej]

Well obviously the drunk chicks aren't working out too well for the OP either though...

actually we're all good now so they definitely are working out for me

[strayfoxx]

Needs more braggadocio. How about "I got more girlies than misspellings and grammar mistakes?"

The wit of this board never fails to astound me.

[strayfoxx]

actually we're all good now so they definitely are working out for me

Personally I think we are pigeonholing drunk chicks into absolutes, when there are a variety of drunk chicks. Its pretty easy to discern the girls who will act like they were taken advantage of with the girls who are carefree a day later.

[RedvsBlue]

actually we're all good now so they definitely are working out for me

So you explained to her that you don't actually have male genitalia so there's really no reason for her to worry?

[Ugamer_X]

And dude i'm only 16 and i've probably gotten more than you do at whatever age your at.
Wait, you know Murc, don't you? Pshsshssh, if that's the case you're living the crazy life because that chubby asian kid parties like no other. I know because he said so.

lol bah dont listen to these guys , part of bieng young is bieng STUPID .hopefully you learned something from all this crap but odds are you didnt .
but i do have to agree with one poster lol
Apparently, you're still in the stupid phase.

[Jimbo Slice]

I'm not trying to take the role of the heel, but I have to agree that part of being young is being stupid. Now I can't say I ever drank is the woods, but I drank alot when I was underage and did some stupid shit.

I was always smart enough to have a roof over my head and never do anything brazen enough to get noticed by the police, though.

Anyway OP, like someone else said, I hope that you've learned from these mistakes, but remember.... you only live once, so don't let one bad experience stop you from having a ton of good ones in the future.

[Graystone]

lol bah dont listen to these guys , part of bieng young is bieng STUPID .hopefully you learned something from all this crap but odds are you didnt .
but i do have to agree with one poster

I say your still young and stupid, no?

[ITDEFX]

lol you think you got it bad, try taking Phosphosoda oral saline laxative *ginger-lemon flavor* several times last night and today and having to take a watery shit every 20 mins to prepare for Colonoscopy AND endoscopy this afternoon.

[Zenithian Legend]

I say your still young and stupid, no?

You're* ;)

[seanr1221]

Is it that part of being young is being stupid? Or the fact that your frontal lobe is not fully developed in your teens? I suppose it's up for debate.

[tiredfornow]

Sorry.

I guess this kid's story just hits too close to home. I'm usually date-raping high school girls on Fridays and taking tests the next morning.

I thought that's how everyone's weekend goes...


great minds think alike.:bomb:


anyways, you've got some shitty luck OP.:cry:

[botticus]

Is it that part of being young is being stupid? Or the fact that your frontal lobe is not fully developed in your teens? I suppose it's up for debate.I think it's more they know they can be stupid because they get free passes with things like "It's okay, you're young, have fun!"

[panasonic]

Sorry.

I guess this kid's story just hits too close to home. I'm usually date-raping high school girls on Fridays and taking tests the next morning.

I thought that's how everyone's weekend goes...

lmao

[mykevermin]

Welll started off friday night when i made out with this drunk girl for like 15 min. Then Saturday morning I have SAT 2s, and then i get back and shes pissed that i "took advantage" of her. So then at around 7 that night I'm driving to the gym to play bball when BAM i get hit by a car, and it might've been my fault. Not sure yet. So my knees fucked up and then we get possession of some alcohol (keep in mind i'm 16) but couldn't find a place to drink it. So then we just go to an empty hill and drink it then go to my friends car to talk. At like 12:30 the cops come up behind us (same cop that dealt with my car accident) and find a handle of smirnoff right next to me. So everyone has to step out of the car and 6 out of 8 of us are drunk. Cops take our info, call the parents, and they give me and only me a citation for having the bottle...

WORST DAY EVER

Reasons to be thrilled:
1) The girl you were fooling around with says you "took advantage" of her, instead of something worse.
2) Your uncertainty over the car accident - though as a teenage male, surely your premiums will go sky high. I suspect, however, that such a bill is paid for by your parents, so no harm, no foul, eh?
3) You got a citation for having a bottle and they merely called your parents. The cops went very, very light on you. I bet you're white.

So, it sounds like a pretty bad day, but one that could have been worse, and one that was the consequence, for the most part, of your own choices. The difference b/w "I fucked up" and "bad day" is that, in the case of the latter, people tend to blame outside forces (other bad drivers, stupid girls that put out and regret it, and the police). Don't be the fool that fails to recognize his own agency in having a bad day in the first place. You did, in fact, fuck up.

[Haggar]

:rofl:

Ok kid, you go ahead fight back by saying you're getting more than I am but if chicks are getting pissed that you took advantage of them when all you did was make out, I can only imagine how pissed they'd be if you tried to fuck 'em.

LOLOWNED

[shrike4242]

The OP is proof that some people shouldn't be wallowing in the shallow end of the gene pool. Tends to bring the rest of evolved folks us down to their knuckle-dragging, first-generation-to-be-walking-upright level.

[briansraregames]

Don't worry about it op. In 10-15 years you'll be bored with sex, drinking will be reserved for sitting in front of your tv watching your favorite team lose again, and your knees won't need a car wreck to get fucked up. Enjoy the experience while you can, just try not to be so stupid.

[magiic]

Don't worry about it op. In 10-15 years you'll be bored with sex, drinking will be reserved for sitting in front of your tv watching your favorite team lose again, and your knees won't need a car wreck to get fucked up. Enjoy the experience while you can, just try not to be so stupid.

speaks the truth

[the3rdkey]

I made plenty of bad decisions in my life. You just keep on living brother!!!

[Zen Davis]

I'm not sure why you guys are giving this kid so much shit.
Because he wanted people to feel sorry for him for being a dumbass. In the end, he'll do it again. It's not like when his friends invite him to get fucked up next week, he's going to say no.

A fucked up day would be driving drunk and suddenly waking up to find the person next to you without a face. That's fucked up.

But maybe that's only me...

[prmononoke]

The OP is proof that some people shouldn't be wallowing in the shallow end of the gene pool. Tends to bring the rest of evolved folks us down to their knuckle-dragging, first-generation-to-be-walking-upright level.

Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.

.

[lordwow]

I don't think anyone in High School is qualified to discuss having the Worst Day Ever.

[evanft]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oIcFgl6zf3A

[kittycatgirl2k]

A bad day is when a tornado hits your house
Lightning fries your television, computer and other electronics
the rain leaks all in the basement, causing massive water damage
your pet dies
someone in the family dies or commits suicide
you get admitted to a psychiatric hospital
your laptop gets a virus and you cant get rid of it
someone steals your credit card and charges a bunch of shit to it
a car wreck that totals your vehicle that was NOT your fault

Those are bad days

Just feel lucky you were out having a good time and living it up and things didnt take a turn for the worse.

[evanft]

A bad day is when a tornado hits your house
Lightning fries your television, computer and other electronics
the rain leaks all in the basement, causing massive water damage
your pet dies
someone in the family dies or commits suicide
you get admitted to a psychiatric hospital
your laptop gets a virus and you cant get rid of it
someone steals your credit card and charges a bunch of shit to it
a car wreck that totals your vehicle that was NOT your fault

Those are bad days

Just feel lucky you were out having a good time and living it up and things didnt take a turn for the worse.

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[fatmanforlife99]

man why were you drinking smirnoff anyways? thats the only problem i see. Next time drink Fat tire a lot better than smirnoff and maybe you won't get in trouble. Also, why the fuck were you drinking out in the open? you deserved to get caught.

[neocisco]

It's like rain on your wedding day
it's a free ride when you've already paid
it's some good advice that you just can't take...

oh, wait, that's irony, not "worst day ever". Disregard.

[Rozz]

The OP, this is all soley YOUR fault and if you dont want anything worse to happen make better fucking decisions next time.

[Gothic Walrus]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=oIcFgl6zf3A
I'll see your Daniel Powter and raise you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMf7c06ZlaM

[trytej]

So you explained to her that you don't actually have male genitalia so there's really no reason for her to worry?

uhhhhhhhh good comeback :applause: that should go in the list of the greatest comebacks ever... if the list of the greatest comebacks ever meant that it was the list of the worst comebacks ever!!!

OOOOOO OWNED

[RedvsBlue]

uhhhhhhhh good comeback :applause: that should go in the list of the greatest comebacks ever... if the list of the greatest comebacks ever meant that it was the list of the worst comebacks ever!!!

OOOOOO OWNED

Oh man, now I feel kinda bad. I had no idea when this thread started that you were mentally challenged. I would have never given you such a hard time if I had known that.

[WinnieThePujols]

It could have been a lot worse than that. You're really lucky that you didn't get a minor in possession (plus possibly a DUI).

[neocisco]

Oh man, now I feel kinda bad. I had no idea when this thread started that you were mentally challenged. I would have never given you such a hard time if I had known that.

This is just becoming cruel.:lol:

[strayfoxx]

I think the title for Worst Year Ever goes to Neil Peart.

[Xevious]

I don't think anyone in High School is qualified to discuss having the Worst Day Ever.

I can think of one exception - Columbine.

[trytej]

Oh man, now I feel kinda bad. I had no idea when this thread started that you were mentally challenged. I would have never given you such a hard time if I had known that.

Hahahaha man i was just joking about that geeeeez. Not my day but that 'sarcasm.'

[daphatty]

You know, I'd been avoiding this thread for some strange reason. Now I know why. This couldn't possibly be the worst day ever. I think you're just prone to pubescent stupidity like we all were at that age.

Now, if you would have also said, "I shit on myself..." THAT would have been a worst day ever type story.

[lordwow]

I can think of one exception - Columbine.

Ya, I'll give you that.

[ITDEFX]

Now, if you would have also said, "I shit on myself..." THAT would have been a worst day ever type story.

Well since you said...........

Around 3 am after I got out from seeing the midnight showing of Spiderman 3, seems the laxtate pill I took hours earlier decided to kick in when I was driving down the parking lot floors. I had this uncontrollable urge to take a shit and try to hold it/relief the pressure, but with a 20 min drive a head of me and with everything CLOSED there was no way I could make it. Roughly 2 minutes and about around the corner from my house, I couldn't hold it much longer and I released on my car seat :( That night my underwear was surely destroyed. So I put it into a bag with the rest of my garbage and the next day after work I took it to the garbage outside of the closing CompUSA. It was my farewell gift :)

Wasn't the worse day, but still took a day or two for the shit smell to leave my car :(
and no i didn't stain my chairs.

[Rags]

Here you go OP, see if this helps>


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[Rags]

posted twice.....

[Gothic Walrus]

Well since you said...........

Around 3 am after I got out from seeing the midnight showing of Spiderman 3, seems the laxtate pill I took hours earlier decided to kick in when I was driving down the parking lot floors. I had this uncontrollable urge to take a shit and try to hold it/relief the pressure, but with a 20 min drive a head of me and with everything CLOSED there was no way I could make it. Roughly 2 minutes and about around the corner from my house, I couldn't hold it much longer and I released on my car seat :( That night my underwear was surely destroyed. So I put it into a bag with the rest of my garbage and the next day after work I took it to the garbage outside of the closing CompUSA. It was my farewell gift :)

Wasn't the worse day, but still took a day or two for the shit smell to leave my car :(
and no i didn't stain my chairs.
Now that might be a legitimate contender.

Surprise diarrhea's a bitch, ain't it?

[projecteightysix]

why did you post that twice rags?

[Maklershed]

Hey I'm all for drinking .. I drink 4/7 days of the week usually. But do you see what the cause of your problems were on that particular day?

[Rags]

why did you post that twice rags?


Not sure, my computer screwed up for some reason.

[Zen Davis]

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We all need a panda hug sometime. :) Remember we may give you shit but CAG is the big brother you never had and we love you... I think.

Yes! I know I copped out. I'm no superman.

[ITDEFX]

Now that might be a legitimate contender.

Surprise diarrhea's a bitch, ain't it?

Who knows.

It just came out of no where. You would think it would have kicked in during the movie, but I would have been within a minute of a bathroom. I should have pulled over somewhere and took the dump.