View Full Version : Jerry Falwell meets his Maker.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6659457.stm
This is where we all pretend to feel bad, and talk about how he was a great guy when he was alive, right?
EDIT: Didn't notice this was already in "Off-topic." Suspect it's probably more a "Vs" thread, but delete or merge as needed, mods.
dennis_t
05-15-2007, 05:05 PM
Nnnnnno. Don't think I'll be doing that. He was a truly evil creep.
Ikohn4ever
05-15-2007, 05:38 PM
i wonder if pat robertson predicted that
CocheseUGA
05-15-2007, 07:17 PM
i wonder if pat robertson predicted that
Too busy doing leg presses with Madeline Albright.
SpazX
05-16-2007, 12:25 AM
He's dead? Awesome, I hope whoever replaces him isn't equally/more retarded and/or evil.
Kayden
05-16-2007, 01:06 AM
Crap, and here I was just about to hand him my checkbook and SSN.
MadFlava
05-16-2007, 04:20 PM
He's dead? Awesome, I hope whoever replaces him isn't equally/more retarded and/or evil.
I wouldn't get you hopes up... strange thought, what if Jerry didn't end up in heaven like he always thought...
browneyedgal68
05-17-2007, 02:02 AM
I do agree he was a jerk, the mans family should have a couple of days to morn.
mykevermin
05-17-2007, 11:22 AM
I do agree he was a jerk, the mans family should have a couple of days to morn.
mourn.
camoor
05-17-2007, 11:40 AM
I do agree he was a jerk, the mans family should have a couple of days to morn.
Just like Jerry let the victims of 9/11 heal before he blamed it on athiests, gays, pagans...
Oh wait.
Sleepkyng
05-17-2007, 12:15 PM
just like saying the anti-christ will be a jewish man...
SO LONG YOU FUCK
browneyedgal68
05-17-2007, 10:20 PM
Sorry I made a typo. Camoor are you saying you want to be like Jerry,and attack him like he attacked others after 9/11.
The Crotch
05-17-2007, 11:11 PM
I'm with browneye on this one. Though I do find Fred Phelps' decision to protest Falwell's funeral most humourous.
Most. Humourous.
Though I do find Fred Phelps' decision to protest Falwell's funeral most humourous.
Most. Humourous.
Wait, that's real? That's hilarious!
The Crotch
05-18-2007, 01:43 AM
LATE-BREAKING UPDATE: Fred Phelps has announced plans to picket Jerry Falwell's funeral (http://www.godhatesamerica.com/). Grim irony? Religious hatemongers eating their own? What say you, readers?
Source: Daylight Atheism (http://daylightatheism.org/)
Click the link, and you get:
WBC will Preach at Jerry Falwell's Funeral!!
WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".
There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:
1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.
2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.
3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing $$$s like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.
Falwell is in Hell, Praise God!!
America, Cursed of God
Edit: Ye gods, man! That blue text they use on their website is punishing on this forum. I've changed it for the sake of your corneas.
MrBadExample
05-18-2007, 12:03 PM
Phelps vs. Falwell? I have no idea which one I'd rather see lose. Both disgust me.
The Crotch
05-18-2007, 07:45 PM
Phelps vs. Falwell? I have no idea which one I'd rather see lose. Both disgust me.As a general rule, the losers are the ones that are already dead. So unless things go all "The Hills Have Eyes", I'm pretty sure Phelps wins by default.