broke
02-19-2004, 08:42 PM
Hotshot CAG correspondent Broke, aka “INOPOST”, got off his both broke and lazy ass, away from his girlfriend (NBA Live 2004), and spent an evening with the stars this President’s Day Weekend working for the man, attending and covering Shaquille Oneal’s Allstar Party at the Playboy Mansion for the one and only cheapassgamer.com. Whats the connection between CAG, Shaq and Hef? There really isn’t any – but Cheapy D requested that I share my travels with my CAG homies.
Comments…
· Shaq is big. I was in a large tent with 700 to 900 people (including other basketball players like Ray Allen, Richard Jefferson and Luke Walton) and you could see him from a mile away. He was wearing a money NBA suit/hat combo. Feel it.
· Sponsored by (among others) the Alize House of Passion, I had many Alize cocktails and give them the thumbs up. I would have to say that Red Passion is my favorite flavor – I enjoyed getting my fruit-flavored cognac on.
· Jacob the Jeweler (another sponsor of the event) makes big watches with a lot of diamonds on them. Lots of diamonds of good if you have lots of money. I don’t, but I appreciate the bling appeal. I think big watches are kind of like big shoes.
· I need a Mercedes Maeboch (not sure if that’s how you spell it) on my next assignment. If my car doesn’t have a glass roof and a place to keep champagne, how can I do my best work? For the record I drove over to the party in the third row of an SUV and basically fell out onto the Mansion lawn. Although I love the European styling, you know I have to keep it street. I have a cheapass rep to protect.
· Yes, there were a lot of Playmates in the house. They, overall, were obviously hot. I didn’t see any nudity, although I saw one of them flash Doug the intern on Leno while he was interviewing her on Press Row in front of the house. I’m pissed I missed it. He freaked out, and I’m pretty sure he’s gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).
· What was the only thing hotter than the Playboy Bunnies at the party? Hef’s girlfriends. He’s got about 12 of them, and they are pretty ballistic. They sat with him in his roped off corner of the party. Bananas.
· Now that Lennox Lewis (also at the party) and his dreadlocks (pretty sweet) retired, every night is Playboy Mansion night. How sick is that? What are you doing today? Ah, just sitting around counting my money whilst being entertained by a bevy of bunnies.
· I met John “Mushroom Shirt” Witherspoon aka the “bangbangbang” man. I don’t sweat celebrities, but I broke down and shook his hand and told him I was a big fan. When I grow up I want to be John Witherspoon.
That’s it for now. Feel free to ask questions and don’t forget to stay tuned for more adventures from your friendly CAG correspondent. When I got on the messageBest, Broke
Comments…
· Shaq is big. I was in a large tent with 700 to 900 people (including other basketball players like Ray Allen, Richard Jefferson and Luke Walton) and you could see him from a mile away. He was wearing a money NBA suit/hat combo. Feel it.
· Sponsored by (among others) the Alize House of Passion, I had many Alize cocktails and give them the thumbs up. I would have to say that Red Passion is my favorite flavor – I enjoyed getting my fruit-flavored cognac on.
· Jacob the Jeweler (another sponsor of the event) makes big watches with a lot of diamonds on them. Lots of diamonds of good if you have lots of money. I don’t, but I appreciate the bling appeal. I think big watches are kind of like big shoes.
· I need a Mercedes Maeboch (not sure if that’s how you spell it) on my next assignment. If my car doesn’t have a glass roof and a place to keep champagne, how can I do my best work? For the record I drove over to the party in the third row of an SUV and basically fell out onto the Mansion lawn. Although I love the European styling, you know I have to keep it street. I have a cheapass rep to protect.
· Yes, there were a lot of Playmates in the house. They, overall, were obviously hot. I didn’t see any nudity, although I saw one of them flash Doug the intern on Leno while he was interviewing her on Press Row in front of the house. I’m pissed I missed it. He freaked out, and I’m pretty sure he’s gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).
· What was the only thing hotter than the Playboy Bunnies at the party? Hef’s girlfriends. He’s got about 12 of them, and they are pretty ballistic. They sat with him in his roped off corner of the party. Bananas.
· Now that Lennox Lewis (also at the party) and his dreadlocks (pretty sweet) retired, every night is Playboy Mansion night. How sick is that? What are you doing today? Ah, just sitting around counting my money whilst being entertained by a bevy of bunnies.
· I met John “Mushroom Shirt” Witherspoon aka the “bangbangbang” man. I don’t sweat celebrities, but I broke down and shook his hand and told him I was a big fan. When I grow up I want to be John Witherspoon.
That’s it for now. Feel free to ask questions and don’t forget to stay tuned for more adventures from your friendly CAG correspondent. When I got on the messageBest, Broke