Haiku Reviews!

[RelentlessRolento]

The idea behind this is to pretty much sum up reviews in very few words... Easy reading and a very general idea of how things are. No more long hours of reading... just nice little condensed stuff.

let's get rolling:


Okami - PS2
Good: Pretty. Unique. Comedic.
Bad: Easy. Long. Alot.



Carcassonne - 360
Good: Fun. Quick. Easy.
Bad: Connections. Bare. Limited.



Darkness - 360
Good: Paced. Cinematic. Unique.
Bad: Beginning. Paulie. Ending.



Ultimate Ghosts & Goblins - PSP
Good: Breathtaking. Classic. Hard.
Bad: Short. Limited. Hard.



Hotel Dusk - DS
Good: Character. Conversations. Plot.
Bad: Text. Slow. Long.

[Chacrana]

Ehh... but don't ya kinda need to know how significant the good and the bad points are?

Also, the UG&G review is way too sexually suggestive:

Good: Breathtaking. Classic. Hard.
Bad: Short. Limited. Hard.

[Kayden]

DDF did it better.

One word review of this thread:

Sucks.

[linkpwns]

Ehh... but don't ya kinda need to know how significant the good and the bad points are?

Also, the UG&G review is way too sexually suggestive:
Most of them are sexually suggestive. Take a good look at these again

Okami - PS2
Good: Pretty. Unique. Comedic.
Bad: Easy. Long. Alot.

Carcassonne - 360
Good: Fun. Quick. Easy.
Bad: Connections. Bare. Limited.

Darkness - 360
Good: Paced. Cinematic. Unique.
Bad: Beginning. Paulie. Ending.

Ultimate Ghosts & Goblins - PSP
Good: Breathtaking. Classic. Hard.
Bad: Short. Limited. Hard.


The Good of Okami reminds me of cho mom in bed last night
Pretty. Unique. Comedic.

Just Kidding

[RelentlessRolento]

:lol: since when did this thread need to be serious... I was just fucking around. And yes, most are sexual unless you count all the pedophile stuff ....

[Apossum]

:lol: since when did this thread need to be serious... I was just fucking around. And yes, most are sexual unless you count all the pedophile stuff ....


BECAUSE WHEN YOU POST ON THE INTERNET YOU ARE JUDGED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT AND COMPARED TO ALL WHO HAVE POSTED BEFORE GHAUHGGAGATWHAGGHWHW!!JK!P(U9111


anyway, hint-- Haiku's are 3 lines with 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the last.

for example:
Yes, Gaiden again
Newb is not Itagaki
Sixty Dollars, why?

of course, that doesn't quite give you a clear picture at all :lol: I like yours better.

[Chacrana]

Gaiden is win
Better than a 360
Bitch can't affo-d it.

[Apossum]

Gaiden is win
Better than a 360
Bitch can't affo-d it.

:lol:


Street Fighter:

Purple Ken is gay
Kicked his ass with Makoto
I fear the Third Streich


That's my review. or what I dream about at night :(

[Halo05]

Raiden III

Stellar pedigree.
Kept old standards, was ok.
Nothing groundbreaking.

[jer7583]

Daxter

Jump, Shoot Bugs, and Find,
Looks great but No Game Overs
Nub can't cut it, B

TMNT for GBA

Holy shit, It's Good!
love the sprites, classic gameplay
Brawler renaissance.

Brothers in Arms DS

Touch aim like metroid
shoot, drive, for a little while
Gameplay validates graphics.

[Halo05]

Forza Motorsport 2

Sequel to old fave.
Plenty of fun things to do.
Super custom cars.

[Halo05]

King of Fighters 99 for PSOne

Animation gone.
Can't always hit special moves.
Refund my ten bucks.

[frap]

I didn't write these, but they have a similar style:

http://gamesuck.com/archive/haiku.html


-frap

[RelentlessRolento]

keep the reviews going since this is exactly what I was going for.

[Kayden]

Two Worlds

Promised Awesomeness
Nothing Like Oblivion
Voice acting so very bad

[Halo05]

Splinter Cell Double Agent for 360

Realistic stealth.
Wait, now I am just a guy?
This level again?

Call of Duty 2 for 360

So cold in Russia.
Please don't make me drive that tank.
Back to fun killing.