Free MC Chris CD (Sorta)

[SneakyPenguin]

http://67.18.79.2/lab/

You can download MC Chris's entire first album, Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp, for free from his site. I highly recommend everyone at least give him a try. Then go and buy Eating's Not Cheating from his store, and www.mcchris.com.

Get his CD's, and support the little man!

mcchrisownz
I wanna go to an mcchris show,
But he doesn't tour,
So in the meantime,
I'm gonna memorize all of his rhymes

[SneakyPenguin]

You scum, download the CD, and post your thoughts! This is good shit here, I don't deal in crap.

[thatstoobad]

i'm not really into rap or anything, but from what i hear white kids love hip hop.

[Neo]

Is this the guy that does stuff for Aqua Teen?

[rabbitt]

Oh, rap? You should put that on a warning label above the link.

[SneakyPenguin]

Is this the guy that does stuff for Aqua Teen?

Yep.

And for the record, I loathe rap. I hate it more than I hate country. But for some reason, I love MC Chris and the Beastie Boys. I guess it's because MC raps about geek stuff.

[SevereTireDamage]

Thanks for the info, gotta be lovin' the MC Pee Pants.

[thatstoobad]

i thought i would point out that you can pick up the new album, "eating's not cheating" along with an "eating's not cheating" t-shirt for about $25 shipped. it's not exactly a hot deal, but considering you can't get this cd in stores, it's not that bad.

there is a hot little deal on that website, though, and it's the girl modeling those shirts. maybe i should become a rapper.

it's actually kind of disappointing that the "my backpack's got jets" shirt is gone. oh well.

[SneakyPenguin]

i thought i would point out that you can pick up the new album, "eating's not cheating" along with an "eating's not cheating" t-shirt for about $25 shipped. it's not exactly a hot deal, but considering you can't get this cd in stores, it's not that bad.

there is a hot little deal on that website, though, and it's the girl modeling those shirts. maybe i should become a rapper.

it's actually kind of disappointing that the "my backpack's got jets" shirt is gone. oh well.

ENC is a fucking great album, I got it last week.

The girl is John's(Chris' mixer) girlfriend, and I guess I was one of the last people to get a "Jets" shirt. I wanted a ENC or LAB shirt, but my mom said no, so I got that one. Good thing, huh?

And the new Fett shirt looks awesome. That's my wallpaper.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

i do not like that crap........i am officially ALL RAP BESIDES BEASTIE BOYS HATIN'

[SevereTireDamage]

Isn't saying "I hate all rap besides Beastie Boys" roughly equivalent to saying "I hate all rock music except for Living Colour?" As in, weird. In unsettling ways. But mostly just narrowly weird.

[SneakyPenguin]

Bump bitches, get this album.

I mean "The Tussin" uses Gauntlet music for crissakes!

[Mr.FoodMonster]

ATHF is the best show ever, so I am a bit of an MC Chris fan =D

[godhatesjustyou]

my all time favorite song from MC Chris is "hijack". i also recommend you get the remix of it, Nermal - Hijack Scratchless. you can get both for free somewhere on his site.

[SneakyPenguin]

my all time favorite song from MC Chris is "hijack". i also recommend you get the remix of it, Nermal - Hijack Scratchless. you can get both for free somewhere on his site.

Hijack is among my favorites too.

And I still think Badd Spellahs two mizes are best.

Like Mahatma Ghandi followed by a horde of hotties,
Or the feds on the trail of a mister John Gotti
Soundwave Tsunami,
Vocal origami,
Hijack the mic and it's not like anyone can stop me.

[godhatesjustyou]

"The Tussin" rocks.

[SneakyPenguin]

the tussin
lyrics by c.ward
music by j.fewell

way back college boy asked to a high school dance
couldn't wait, but my date was in my friend's pants.
didn't know what to do, mc feelin blue,
til my best friend said that the red would get me through.
went to the jewel with my crew, adults only box,
in a second hand suit, bow tie, i'm a fox.
in a car on the street, in my mouth swisher sweet
down that shit at my crib in a one gulp feat.
room starts to turn like cheese,
my tummy starts to churn like grease,
on my knees like a rug burn beast
like an intern tease with a yeast (infection.)
all the while on the tile, feel like I got the flu.
think I'm gonna throw, I think this night is through
ding dong, date's arrived and her dress is ripped.
she don't know I'm on a robotussin trip.
in the back two girls going stag fat asses.
i demand from the date her sunglasses.
do a drop roll out the car like axel.
I need an angel, I need some fuckin advil.
I got a buzz bigger than a behive
cough up my cookies let loose what's on the inside

chorus
the tussin, the tussin
put it down like it was nothing
robocop couldn't stop me puking and flushin
no balls to be bustin, no fightin, no cussin
just love for a drug called robotussin

way back college boy, live on eleventh floor.
head out my window, wonder what I'm living for.
knock on my door, what's in store, it's my buddy bux
with the rabbit ear pockets saying he is out of luck.
Need a forty for party thrown by laura kang at rubin.
all he's got is snot and a box full of ludens.
Tell'm bout the tussin, we're hayden ho hustlin'
interupting discussions about reagonomic reprocussions.
Fuck'm, we're fuckin chug luggin.
soon my stomach I'm huggin I'm trippin or something
my coat I button, keep it down like a dungeon.
you could call me the cough medicine curmudgeon.
frankly, the feeling's fuckin fantastic
I'm tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted,
Like it's the night before we all get drafted,
Like we're rowing through some rapids with Kevin Bacon, white water rafting
Like you're on epcot center on acid? Exactly.

chorus

[lucid]

lets not forget the heshmeister either


go robot its your birthday
youre one year old
one year wiser
been a rock star, king, czar and a kaiser
a room full of friends
a mouth full of cake
every present is for you and it feels pretty great
youre the man of the hour
the V.I.P
you get the first slice
of the P.I.E.
but first blow out your candles
and make a wish
put a smile on
cuz its your birthday bitch!