View Full Version : Bear Grylls Top 10 Manliest Moments
life.exe
07-11-2007, 02:40 PM
Apparently the website that has this hosted went down right when I posted this.
Link (http://www.linkognito.com/b.php?b=259)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v225/LiquidMetal/IGNimages/1183576487762.jpg
Predator21281
07-11-2007, 02:42 PM
The page doesnt seem to exist.
And all his moments are always the manliest of them all.
evanft
07-11-2007, 02:45 PM
*pic*
That is fucking awesome!
life.exe
07-11-2007, 02:46 PM
The page doesnt seem t exist.
And all his moments are always the manliest of them all.
Dang it, I just watched them and right when I post it here the website goes down.
Yeah, link is bork'd. But Predator is completely right, every single second of Bear's existance is manly, manlier than anyone else. Even Putin, which is almost hard to believe.
GuyWithGun
07-11-2007, 02:53 PM
I also applaud the picture. That's enough of a thread starter right there. :applause:
Cornfedwb
07-11-2007, 02:55 PM
Grylls is a copycat puss.
Just watch Survivorman with Les Stroud.... that's the real shit.
Graystone
07-11-2007, 02:59 PM
Grylls is a copycat puss.
Just watch Survivorman with Les Stroud.... that's the real shit.
QFT
GuyWithGun
07-11-2007, 03:07 PM
Grylls is a copycat puss.
Just watch Survivorman with Les Stroud.... that's the real shit.
Seriously. Was that really necessary?
Personally, I agree that Les is awesome. I didn't even like Man vs. Wild when I first saw it, because I had been spoiled by Les. However, I soon realized that you can't really compare the shows. Les is about survival for long periods of time with no immediate danger. Bear is about if you are in severe danger and HAVE to get the hell out of wherever you are and get on the move.
Before doing anything dangerous Bear always says something to the effect of, "Now if you have time, it's much better to do X. But if you absolutely HAVE to do Y, here's how to do it in the safest way possible." X is the safer of the options and what Les would do. Bear realizes that, and so he shows you how to do Y if you really really have to.
When I started looking at the shows in this light, then I saw they can both be awesome in their own element.
Grylls is a copycat puss.
Just watch Survivorman with Les Stroud.... that's the real shit.
Please ninja please. Stroud's a weak-ass ugly Canuck.
Bear is an ex-SAS, book writing, youngest-ever-to-climb-everest badass British hunk of sexy man. He's a mushroom cloud layin' motherfucker, motherfucker. He's forgotten more about survival than Stroud will even dream of learning.
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_02/gryllsDM2404_468x520.jpg
Here, Grylls considers the best way to tear apart the nine-foot Grizzly bear a few yards away. He envitably uses his hands and doesn't break a sweat. He then eats the bear raw. Mmmmm.
I dare you to call this man a puss to his face. He'll disembowel you with a eucalyptus leaf. ;) In either case, GWG is perfectly correct, the shows are similar but the topics are different.
cdietschrun
07-11-2007, 04:00 PM
Seriously. Bear's show is so different from Survivorman.
I personally hate survivorman. His show is about how to be incredibly bored out in the crazy frozen wildnerness for a week. It dosen't really teach you anything cool, and he isn't entertaining in the least. I'm not concerned with his survival ability because I just think it's a dumb idea with no sense of getting out alive like I would be in real life.
Bear, however, with the coolest name ever, and the SAS background willingly will fall out of a helicopter and swim to an island just to get off of it the way you or I would have to, or do some other insane stuff. And he makes you look like a girl while he does it, for example, eating a raw trout. He does the show with smarts, not stubborn boringness.
Ikohn4ever
07-11-2007, 04:11 PM
Grylls is a copycat puss.
Just watch Survivorman with Les Stroud.... that's the real shit.
wow its like we totally agree on something, looking forward to the eventual second season
GuilewasNK
07-11-2007, 04:12 PM
Bear is awesome.
Eviltude
07-11-2007, 04:17 PM
I like both shows, but enjoy Man vs. Wild more because he does more awesome stuff. I do applaude Les Stroud though. As if it's not hard enough to just survive in the wilderness for a week, he video tapes it all by himself. Bear, on the other hand, is always going full throttle trying to find his way out while showing you how to get out of potentially deadly situations. Jumping in a frozen lake, jumping into a crevasse, sinking himself in quicksand, etc. He's a badass.
life.exe
07-11-2007, 04:17 PM
Link back up.
Cornfedwb
07-11-2007, 04:18 PM
wow its like we totally agree on something, looking forward to the eventual second season
2nd Season just started last week.. the Arctic Circle... pretty decent episode.
senorwoohoo
07-11-2007, 04:22 PM
Fuckin' hell, that spider one was just...
...damn.
Ikohn4ever
07-11-2007, 04:30 PM
2nd Season just started last week.. the Arctic Circle... pretty decent episode.
thanx i gotta get on that
RAMSTORIA
07-11-2007, 04:32 PM
bear kicks ass. les is boring. too bad this weeks episode hasnt aired yet or im sure that hunting pirana in the water with a impromptu bow would be on the list.
r1s3n
07-11-2007, 04:37 PM
I prefer Les Stroud no pretense, no I'm a bad ass. Just a regular guy surviving shit on his own. In addition to that, he's on his own + he has to carry and set up all the camera equipment while trying to survive. And if shit hits the fan he's solo, there's no help from the camera crew.
To each their own I say, if you like Bear's show good on you, I will give him props for drinking that elephant shit water, I saw that on tv with my girlfriend. Scarred me for life, I didn't know that kind of shit was possible.
cdietschrun
07-11-2007, 04:42 PM
YES at #1 manly moment, WOW hahahah.
cdietschrun
07-11-2007, 04:43 PM
To each their own I say, if you like Bear's show good on you, I will give him props for drinking that elephant shit water, I saw that on tv with my girlfriend. Scarred me for life, I didn't know that kind of shit was possible.
Check out the #1 video at the link haha!
Halo05
07-11-2007, 04:54 PM
I knew that drinking his own piss would be number 1
There's really only one way to settle the Bear vs. Survivorman debate. Desert island deathmatch. My money's on Bear.
hohez
07-11-2007, 05:10 PM
Aww that list is way wrong, Elephant shit is without a doubt #1. Think about it, would you rather drink your own piss, or DRINK THE FLUID FROM A HUGE PILE OF ELEPHANT SHIT.
I'd be pissing straight into my own mouth if it came down to that or elephant shit.
Still Les Stroud's show is drastically better for informative ways to survive. Bear is all about balls to the walls peak of physical form fuck you nature, I'm going home and taking you with me.
I don't know which i prefer. I find Survivorman far more interesting, but Bear has a lot more comedy, and is generally much more fun to watch for the 13th time.
SteveMcQ
07-11-2007, 05:30 PM
I guess any discussion of Bear can't go without a Bear vs. Les tangent? Anyway, that's a pretty good list. I happen to find Bear far more entertaining. And for the argument that Bear takes some incredible risks making the show ridiculous as to how to survive, Les is in the middle of nowhere and has to waste his own energy setting up the camera for a good shot, then having to backtrack at times to get it back, which I find even more ridiculous.
dubbfoolio
07-11-2007, 05:30 PM
The elephant shit water filter trick was awful. I'd defs rather drink my own piss haha.
GuilewasNK
07-11-2007, 05:39 PM
All I know is Bear has incredible charisma on camera. I'm just glad there are shows like this instead of crap like Survivor on CBS. I loathe that show.
And if shit hits the fan he's solo, there's no help from the camera crew.
Depends on what you mean by shit hitting the fan. Bear's camera guys can only intervene if he's about to die, nothing less than that. Les isn't badass for carting a camera around, he's just boring.
Besides, we want Bear to live, nobody gives a shit if Les croaks in some remote forest. :D