This is for you, BigNick!

[organicow]

http://www.hostedimage.com/usr/750/olsen.JPG

[Ledhed]

:rofl:

Well, I hope they call you Big Nick for that reason if you ever plan on riding her.

[bignick]

I posted that in the off topic thread a day or so ago. I liked it. Im over 130 cm tall too!!!!

[PsyClerk]

They aren't talking about height, buddy.

[Zenithian Legend]

Is that the cocaine olsen or the other one?

[bignick]

Is that the cocaine olsen or the other one?

Who cares!!!!!!!!

[Zenithian Legend]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

[magilacudy]

If its the cocaine Olsen you can probably get away with bitch slapping her around since shes going to be a crack hoe anyways.

[organicow]

I posted that in the off topic thread a day or so ago. I liked it. Im over 130 cm tall too!!!!

DAMMIT!!!! I thought i was gonna be showing you something new!! Shit, I shoulda known you'd be all over that like dragonlordfrodo on a dumptruck-full of ho-ho's!!

[Zenithian Legend]

If its the cocaine Olsen you can probably get away with bitch slapping her around since shes going to be a crack hoe anyways.

Oh pish posh, A. She's so tiny she'd break, and B. It's bad luck to smack a leprachaun.

[FunkMachineX]

They aren't talking about height, buddy.

Damn i was about to say that. I accually hate the olsen twins tho, and i'm NOT gay. If thats hard to believe then SUCK MY BIG BLACK STUFF.

[bignick]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

Sine I am about 3 er 5 times their size, I would probably have broken her in half.

[Reality's Fringe]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

Sine I am about 3 er 5 times their size, I would probably have broken her in half.

Ugh man, that just reminds me of this incident in highschool: *trip down memory lane ALERT ALERT ALERT*

I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends and we were having quite the stimulating converation. As a matter of fact, it was so stimulating that I quickly got sleepy. Instead of placing my head on the table and getting Herpes Simplex 10, I rested my head on the neck of my Mountain Dew bottle. Well, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to smack the bottle out form under my chin. Granted, this would've been a typical prank met with dumb laughter, but the bottle went flying and hit this REALLY BITCHY Thai girl that sat at the end of our table. Wel, I yelled a few insults at the friend who hit the bottle, even making mention that he had thrown it and as such enjoyed performing fellatio, and turned to look where the bottle had flown. All I saw was a scowling Thai girl picking up the bottle, rearing back, and luanching it full force at my head. Deer in the headlights fellas....Deer in the headlights. The guy who sat next to me ducked for cover, but I wasn't so lucky. The neck of the bottle hit right above my eye causing a huge bleeding gash to appear. So, what did I do? I did the only thing a 6'4", 220lb guy would do. I got up and reached down to where she was sitting, grabbed her 4'1, 80 lb ass by the shirt and lifted her with one hand. It took 4 guys to get her down, and all the while I was threatening to throw her through the window while blood was pouring down my face. I felt bad afterward, but almost everyone in the cafeteria was cracking up because she's a real bitch anyway, and more than a few people made mention that I should've gone through with my plans. Sorry about the little rant, but everytime someone mentions smacking up a little bitch, it reminds me of the day I almost did.

*edit for spelling*

[LoganDX]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

Sine I am about 3 er 5 times their size, I would probably have broken her in half.

Ugh man, that just reminds me of this incident in highschool: *trip down memory lane ALERT ALERT ALERT*

I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends and we were having quite the stimulating converation. As a mteer of fact, it was so stimulating that I quickly got sleepy. Instead of palcing my head on the table and getting Herpes Simplex 10, I rested my head on the neck of my Mountain Dew bottle. Well, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to smack the bottle out form under my chin. Granted, this would've been a typical prank met with dumb laughter, but the bottle went flying and hit this REALLY BITCHY Thai girl that sat at the end of our table. Wel, I yelled a few insults at the friend who hit the bottle, even making mention that he had thrown it and as such enjoyed performing fellatio, and turned to look where the bottle had flown. All I saw was a scowling Thai girl picking up the bottle, rearing back, and luanching it full force at my head. Deer in the headlights fellas....Deer in the headlights. The guy who sat next to me ducked for cover, but I wasn't so lucky. The neck of the bottle hit right above my eye causing a huge bleeding gash to appear. So, what did I do? I did the only thing a 6'4", 220lb guy would do. I got up and reached down to where she was sitting, grabbed her 4'1, 80 lb ass by the shirt and lifted her with one hand. It took 4 guys to get her down, and all the while I was threatening to throw her through the window while blood was pouring down my face. I felt bad afterward, but almost everyone in the cafeteria was cracking up because she's a real bitch anyway, and more than a few people made mention that I should've gone through with my plans. Sorry about the little rant, but everytime someone mentions smacking up a little bitch, it reminds me of the day I almost did.

:rofl:

I can't help it...that's the funniest fucking thing I heard here today. Course I could still be in high gear laughter mode from watching Dodgeball...

[Dok Diamond]

the olsens just want it....

[dracula]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

Sine I am about 3 er 5 times their size, I would probably have broken her in half.

Ugh man, that just reminds me of this incident in highschool: *trip down memory lane ALERT ALERT ALERT*

I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends and we were having quite the stimulating converation. As a mteer of fact, it was so stimulating that I quickly got sleepy. Instead of palcing my head on the table and getting Herpes Simplex 10, I rested my head on the neck of my Mountain Dew bottle. Well, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to smack the bottle out form under my chin. Granted, this would've been a typical prank met with dumb laughter, but the bottle went flying and hit this REALLY BITCHY Thai girl that sat at the end of our table. Wel, I yelled a few insults at the friend who hit the bottle, even making mention that he had thrown it and as such enjoyed performing fellatio, and turned to look where the bottle had flown. All I saw was a scowling Thai girl picking up the bottle, rearing back, and luanching it full force at my head. Deer in the headlights fellas....Deer in the headlights. The guy who sat next to me ducked for cover, but I wasn't so lucky. The neck of the bottle hit right above my eye causing a huge bleeding gash to appear. So, what did I do? I did the only thing a 6'4", 220lb guy would do. I got up and reached down to where she was sitting, grabbed her 4'1, 80 lb ass by the shirt and lifted her with one hand. It took 4 guys to get her down, and all the while I was threatening to throw her through the window while blood was pouring down my face. I felt bad afterward, but almost everyone in the cafeteria was cracking up because she's a real bitch anyway, and more than a few people made mention that I should've gone through with my plans. Sorry about the little rant, but everytime someone mentions smacking up a little bitch, it reminds me of the day I almost did.

:rofl:

I can't help it...that's the funniest shaq-fuing thing I heard here today. Course I could still be in high gear laughter mode from watching Dodgeball...

no i laughed for a good 20 seconds after reading that story, and i never saw dodgeball. I would be pissed if a dumb bitch busted my forehead open with a bottle.

[Grave_Addiction]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

Sine I am about 3 er 5 times their size, I would probably have broken her in half.

Ugh man, that just reminds me of this incident in highschool: *trip down memory lane ALERT ALERT ALERT*

I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends and we were having quite the stimulating converation. As a mteer of fact, it was so stimulating that I quickly got sleepy. Instead of palcing my head on the table and getting Herpes Simplex 10, I rested my head on the neck of my Mountain Dew bottle. Well, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to smack the bottle out form under my chin. Granted, this would've been a typical prank met with dumb laughter, but the bottle went flying and hit this REALLY BITCHY Thai girl that sat at the end of our table. Wel, I yelled a few insults at the friend who hit the bottle, even making mention that he had thrown it and as such enjoyed performing fellatio, and turned to look where the bottle had flown. All I saw was a scowling Thai girl picking up the bottle, rearing back, and luanching it full force at my head. Deer in the headlights fellas....Deer in the headlights. The guy who sat next to me ducked for cover, but I wasn't so lucky. The neck of the bottle hit right above my eye causing a huge bleeding gash to appear. So, what did I do? I did the only thing a 6'4", 220lb guy would do. I got up and reached down to where she was sitting, grabbed her 4'1, 80 lb ass by the shirt and lifted her with one hand. It took 4 guys to get her down, and all the while I was threatening to throw her through the window while blood was pouring down my face. I felt bad afterward, but almost everyone in the cafeteria was cracking up because she's a real bitch anyway, and more than a few people made mention that I should've gone through with my plans. Sorry about the little rant, but everytime someone mentions smacking up a little bitch, it reminds me of the day I almost did.

Bwahahaha, that's some good stuff man!

[Zenithian Legend]

I care, I wouldn't want an Olsen OD'ing on me, how would you explain that?

Sine I am about 3 er 5 times their size, I would probably have broken her in half.

Ugh man, that just reminds me of this incident in highschool: *trip down memory lane ALERT ALERT ALERT*

I was sitting at the lunch table with my friends and we were having quite the stimulating converation. As a matter of fact, it was so stimulating that I quickly got sleepy. Instead of placing my head on the table and getting Herpes Simplex 10, I rested my head on the neck of my Mountain Dew bottle. Well, one of my friends thought it'd be funny to smack the bottle out form under my chin. Granted, this would've been a typical prank met with dumb laughter, but the bottle went flying and hit this REALLY BITCHY Thai girl that sat at the end of our table. Wel, I yelled a few insults at the friend who hit the bottle, even making mention that he had thrown it and as such enjoyed performing fellatio, and turned to look where the bottle had flown. All I saw was a scowling Thai girl picking up the bottle, rearing back, and luanching it full force at my head. Deer in the headlights fellas....Deer in the headlights. The guy who sat next to me ducked for cover, but I wasn't so lucky. The neck of the bottle hit right above my eye causing a huge bleeding gash to appear. So, what did I do? I did the only thing a 6'4", 220lb guy would do. I got up and reached down to where she was sitting, grabbed her 4'1, 80 lb ass by the shirt and lifted her with one hand. It took 4 guys to get her down, and all the while I was threatening to throw her through the window while blood was pouring down my face. I felt bad afterward, but almost everyone in the cafeteria was cracking up because she's a real bitch anyway, and more than a few people made mention that I should've gone through with my plans. Sorry about the little rant, but everytime someone mentions smacking up a little bitch, it reminds me of the day I almost did.

*edit for spelling*

Mr T woulda thrown that foo' hella far

[snotknocker]

I shoulda known you'd be all over that like dragonlordfrodo on a dumptruck-full of ho-ho's!!

Good one cow! That one knocked me off my chair

[cag1000]

mmm my sweet delicious yummy skanky hookie pie