View Full Version : Catwoman - check out the carnage at Rotten Tomatoes
CheapyD
07-22-2004, 09:10 AM
Here is a sample:
"So bad that I actually recommend you see it. It's the movie you and your friends will rip on all summer long."
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/catwoman/
Mr. Anderson
07-22-2004, 09:33 AM
Wow. That movie is getting ripped a new anus.
Ericnmel99
07-22-2004, 09:36 AM
I pray every night that this movie tanks
And yet it will be number 1 at the box office this weekend. I just know it.
PittsburghAfterDark
07-22-2004, 09:39 AM
Well, there's the ever exciting EA Catwoman game we will all get to laugh at and mock when its $4.99 in 17 days.
magilacudy
07-22-2004, 09:42 AM
Hmm... *thinking up a couple of words that Catwoman could be used as a filter for*
Cornfedwb
07-22-2004, 09:44 AM
I don't know that anyone can be surprised by that.. I mean the movie looked like a pile of hot dog feces as is.
Doylerulez
07-22-2004, 09:45 AM
there we go, Catwoman can be filter for "flaming pile of dog feces"
there we go, Catwoman can be filter for "flaming pile of dog feces"
No, because at least dogs have the common decency to crap on the ground. Catwoman is being smeared directly into the eyeballs of people who go to see it.
LinkinA
07-22-2004, 09:52 AM
heres my favorite
"Feels as if it’s been pieced together from a dozen or so Ally McBeal parodies posing as hip-hop videos."
soo degrading in so many ways...
Squirms
07-22-2004, 09:55 AM
I'm shocked, I thought this movie would be applauded for it awesomeness.
cougartai
07-22-2004, 09:56 AM
mine is
"has the momentum of a square wheel"
:-)
Wshakspear
07-22-2004, 10:09 AM
Well, coming from a guy sitting in a comic book store at the moment...WHY!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU F'UP A SEMI-MAJOR CHARACTER LIKE THAT, THUS KILLING ANY BUILT IN FAN BASE!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!
Ahem.
Well, i personnaly am going to go see it. I feel it is my duty as "The Comic Book Guy" to go and see every peice of shit comic movie that comes out (LXG, FF).
And i see movies for free, so i dont have to feel bad for giving them money.
johnnyoski
07-22-2004, 10:21 AM
Halle Berry's career is now on the fast track to the litter box.
Where the hell was her agent when she accepted this crap role? Having coffee with J-Lo and Ben Affleck's agents?
Halle Berry's career is now on the fast track to the litter box.
Where the hell was her agent when she accepted this crap role? Having coffee with J-Lo and Ben Affleck's agents?
Hey, it's an infinitesimal step closer to her having to bunk with me, so it's good news.
EddieBelfour
07-22-2004, 11:31 AM
sheesh, you almost never see that low of a rating on a movie, 12 %. that trailer sucks and the superhero whoring is going over board. they should take her damn oscar back.
on the other side of the spectrum, check this out:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight_samurai/
Duo_Maxwell
07-22-2004, 11:31 AM
"A feline rehash of the Spider-Man origin story, with a whole lot more rump-shaking."
-- Gregory Weinkauf, NEW TIMES
Who is this guy and just how big of a moron is he?
thegamer4787
07-22-2004, 11:39 AM
I for one can say that I saw the movie for free yesterday (my friend had some free tickets to see it before it came out) and I thought the movie was only ok, this is taking into account that I didn't pay to see it. If you are thinking about actually paying to see this movie, I reccomend you don't.
WhipSmartBanky
07-22-2004, 11:44 AM
Well, coming from a guy sitting in a comic book store at the moment...WHY!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU F'UP A SEMI-MAJOR CHARACTER LIKE THAT, THUS KILLING ANY BUILT IN FAN BASE!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!
Ahem.
Well, i personnaly am going to go see it. I feel it is my duty as "The Comic Book Guy" to go and see every peice of shit comic movie that comes out (LXG, FF).
And i see movies for free, so i dont have to feel bad for giving them money.
WTF are you talking about? I liked LXG.
Wshakspear
07-22-2004, 11:48 AM
I liked the Car, The Boat, Sean Connery and the Invisible Man.
Thats it. The rest bugged the hell out of me. In retrospect though, the Mr. Hyde was done quite well, although upstaged now by the Van Helsing version.
Spacepest
07-22-2004, 11:57 AM
I am going to see this.
Why? Because last week I bought a DVD collection of Batman cartoons, and it came with a FREE movie ticket to see Catwoman.
I will also be hitting up the local bar for a drink first though, to make the experience more pleasant.
Xevious
07-22-2004, 12:34 PM
Hallie Berry said that she wanted to leave the X-men films but she wants to make movie like Catwoman.
MaxBiaggi3
07-22-2004, 12:42 PM
On the positive side, this appears to be one case where the movie-based game is actually better than the movie itself. Where Catwoman the film is now around 12% positive at rotten tomatoes.com, Catwoman the game by EA (based on the film) is currently around 65% at gamerankings.com. Hey, at least the in-game graphics are supposed to be pretty good.
KingDox
07-22-2004, 02:53 PM
man, I knew this movie was going to blow. I can't wait till comic con this weekend and hear all the pros rip this movie a new one.
x0thedeadzone0x
07-22-2004, 03:05 PM
the only possible avenue of discussion worth having about Catwoman concerns the backlash against extreme makeovers and injecting cow diseases into our faces. You could have that conversation without seeing the picture, of course, and doing so would save you the sickening running-tap sensation of precious life getting sucked out through your eyes. Catwoman sucks mightily on every level--it has the power to unite audience members in the way any great calamity unites strangers in a common trauma. Tremble before this ambassador of dreadful. It doesn't make you a coward, it just makes you human.
That settles it. :lol:
hiccupleftovers
07-22-2004, 07:14 PM
Well, coming from a guy sitting in a comic book store at the moment...WHY!? WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU F'UP A SEMI-MAJOR CHARACTER LIKE THAT, THUS KILLING ANY BUILT IN FAN BASE!!! WHY GOD WHY!!!
Ahem.
Well, i personnaly am going to go see it. I feel it is my duty as "The Comic Book Guy" to go and see every peice of shit comic movie that comes out (LXG, FF).
And i see movies for free, so i dont have to feel bad for giving them money.
WTF are you talking about? I liked LXG.
Yaeh, me too. I didn't think it was too bad. I actually thought Van Helsing was a worse movie, because for most of the film it is mindless action, with the plot never really developing and being quite boring.
Nirvanaguy777
07-22-2004, 07:19 PM
hmm i didnt see this comming oh wait I DID
Kaijufan
07-22-2004, 08:55 PM
Why am I not supprised?
Graystone
07-22-2004, 09:35 PM
yea, rottan tomatoes is pretty hard on alot of movies. most of the movies I liked they flame them. I go to rotten tomatoes to see what the movie is doing money wise in the box office and to get a synopsis.
DigitalSpace
07-22-2004, 10:24 PM
My friend got a free movie ticket when he purchased the Batman: The Animated Series first season DVD set. He's not sure if he'll see it or not.
And suprisingly, my stepdad wants to see this film.
As for me, I wouldn't see this to save a starving child in Africa. Hell, I'd see Battlefield Earth before watching this crap. :lol:
johnnyoski
07-23-2004, 02:30 PM
Pretty funny review from the Detroit News:
http://www.detnews.com/2004/screens/0407/23/e01-220444.htm
batman2million
07-23-2004, 02:34 PM
I told u all...CAtwoman can't be without batman!!!!!
Wshakspear
07-23-2004, 02:43 PM
yea, rottan tomatoes is pretty hard on alot of movies. most of the movies I liked they flame them. I go to rotten tomatoes to see what the movie is doing money wise in the box office and to get a synopsis.
Box Office? www.boxofficemojo.com
peteloaf
07-23-2004, 02:47 PM
Hell, I'd see Battlefield Earth before watching this crap. :lol:
Whoa, that's harsh...
Zenithian Legend
07-23-2004, 03:27 PM
I wonder if catwoman will do worse than Daredevil... the shitty part is Daredevil was always one of my favorite characters and then $$$leck had to come along and ruin the character.
Zenithian Legend
07-23-2004, 03:32 PM
"It's bad enough that not only are careers over, but somebody should be slapped."
-- Walter Chaw, FILM FREAK CENTRAL
Ha ha ha, that's by far the best
Ericnmel99
07-23-2004, 03:33 PM
So did anyone actually see the movie yet??
johnnyoski
07-23-2004, 03:38 PM
So did anyone actually see the movie yet??
Better question....Will anyone admit to actually paying to see this movie yet ?
Zenithian Legend
07-23-2004, 03:39 PM
"I've never cared much for cats anyway, but this clinches it. Next time I see one, I'm going to kick it into the river."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Mr. Anderson
07-23-2004, 04:03 PM
"I've never cared much for cats anyway, but this clinches it. Next time I see one, I'm going to kick it into the river."
-- Eric D. Snider, ERICDSNIDER.COM
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Lmfao.
epobirs
07-23-2004, 04:21 PM
Hallie Berry said that she wanted to leave the X-men films but she wants to make movie like Catwoman.
Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.
Graystone
07-23-2004, 05:19 PM
but it is a sexy women in leather we must all go see it. because to the movie maker we are lonely comic book geeks who will never get any so halle in leather is all we have to live for.
Strell
07-23-2004, 05:20 PM
I just want to say the thread title alone made my laugh my ass off.
Explosion
07-23-2004, 05:20 PM
wow...11%
im surprised it didnt get a lower score
danh920
07-23-2004, 05:27 PM
Sharon Stone should've played catwoman
organicow
07-23-2004, 05:28 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that the Catwoman costume used in the flick looks completely silly??!
SneakyPenguin
07-23-2004, 05:30 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that the Catwoman costume used in the flick looks completely silly??!
Nope, I think it looks retarded. the original cotume from Batman Returns was awesome though. This stupid belts-glued-to-body-psuedo-BDSM shit is terrible.
captainfrizo
07-23-2004, 05:33 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that the Catwoman costume used in the flick looks completely silly??!
Not only the costume, but the whole movie looks silly (to put it lightly).
You couldn't pay me to see this movie. If I was a professional critic I'd resign instead of seeing this.
batman2million
07-24-2004, 03:27 AM
i went to watch the bourne Sup. and whn i was walking out..there was a HUGEE line for the next show of Bourne Sup. and i looked at the catwoman line...3 fat jerks sittin waiting to be seated...and they were going to let ppl in side in 3 mins..sad...but funny..! and yes..to Costume is #$%^ed up...very #$%^ed up...:)
RedBoot
07-24-2004, 03:48 AM
I hate Halle Berry and and this movie. However, I will go see it, purely so that when I call this the worst movie ever, I can back it up.
I got the free ticket with the Batman DVDs too, so at least I won't pay for this crap.