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Grave_Addiction
07-22-2004, 11:53 AM
Walking monkey apes humans

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Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque, walks on her hind legs only.


JERUSALEM, Israel (AP) -- A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only -- aping humans -- after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.

Natasha, a 5-year-old black macaque at the Safari Park near Tel Aviv, began walking exclusively on her hind legs after a stomach ailment nearly killed her, zookeepers said.

Monkeys usually alternate between upright movement and walking on all fours. A picture in the Maariv daily on Wednesday showed Natasha standing ramrod straight like a human. The picture was labeled humorously, "The Missing Link?"

Two weeks ago, Natasha and three other monkeys were diagnosed with severe stomach flu. At the zoo clinic, she slipped into critical condition, said Igal Horowitz, the veterinarian.

"I was sure that she was going to die," he said. "She could hardly breathe and her heart was not functioning properly."

After intensive treatment, Natasha's condition stabilized. When she was released from the clinic, Natasha began walking upright.

"I've never seen or heard of this before," said Horowitz. One possible explanation is brain damage from the illness, he said.

Otherwise, Horowitz said, Natasha's behavior has returned to normal.

All I can say, is what the fuck!

Dok Diamond
07-22-2004, 11:56 AM
The missing link

zombieman
07-22-2004, 11:58 AM
This reminds me of the Planet of the Apes. We are all going to suffer soon.

FriskyTanuki
07-22-2004, 01:59 PM
This reminds me of the Planet of the Apes. We are all going to suffer soon.

It seems closer to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Damn Yous!!

PsyClerk
07-22-2004, 02:10 PM
"Wait a minute...Statue of Liberty........

THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP!"

Cornfedwb
07-22-2004, 02:14 PM
Jesus.. that's a bit scary.

x0thedeadzone0x
07-22-2004, 02:15 PM
Jesus.. that's a bit scary.

A bit? This is the next step towards evolution in monkeys... she'll mate and birth and then there will be more. Soon they'll take over... :shock:

Ikohn4ever
07-22-2004, 02:20 PM
I remember awhile back there was this weird looking chimp who would only walk upright, crazy stuff though

Admiral Ackbar
07-22-2004, 02:24 PM
I won't be worried until we hear a story titled, "Walking monkey shoots humans."

XboxMaster
07-22-2004, 03:05 PM
I won't be worried until we hear a story titled, "Walking monkey shoots humans."


I'd definitely join the army for that war.

gamefreak
07-22-2004, 03:07 PM
I won't be worried until we hear a story titled, "Walking monkey shoots humans."


I'd definitely join the army for that war.

("I can't believe I died for this war...")

I say we kill all animals on the world before they kill us. Pre-emptive strikes!

JSweeney
07-22-2004, 03:11 PM
Actually, it's not scary at all. That change makes that specific monkey inherently unfit to compete with the other monkeys. Survival of the fittest is one of the keystones of the Theory of Evolution. If not for the intervention of man in this case, that monkey would already be dead.