What's the stupidest thing you have ever seen someone do?

[snotknocker]

I saw this girl outside of Walmart pouring anti-freeze into her engine. I tell her that it does'nt go there and she will ruin her engine. Then she gets all in my face with this what the heck do I know look and says nastily Are you trying to hit on me cause if you are I'm married. I give a big Homer Simpson Doh! look and walk away.

Just wondering what's the stupidest things you've seen other people do.

Edit: Seen with your own two eyes live as it happened

[Rodimus]

Well I've seen alot of internet videos of people doing insanly stupid things but this is personally witnessing it right?

[gamefreak117]

Aside from Jackass, which I personally saw the crew tape a episode which aired, I've seen someone break blass bottles on purpose after school, or kicking them into the streets. I don't remember seeing many stupid things.

[SneakyPenguin]

I've done some stupid things. Like using a variety or aeresol sprays (spray paint, hair spray, wd-40) to figure out which makes the biggest and best flamethrower.

[Tromack]

I was on vacation once in the Cayman islands. We were visiting a sea turtle farm, and because it was in the Caymans they don't have as strict safety codes. So anyway, we are on the tour and they have these big tanks full of the sea turtles, but there is no protective railing. They tell us not to put our hands in, because although they look cute they will bite and they have very sharp beaks. The tour continues on and this one kid (probably about 12, so he should know better) sticks his hand in. We hear a scream and look back and *bam* this kid is missing his thumb. He will never disobey tour guides again, I wager.

[Rodimus]

In a Marvel vs Capcom 2 tournment I saw a guy try to show off by picking Servbot, Roll, and Dan against some little 11 yr old kid.

Then the kid beat him and it eliminated him. He threw a big hissy fit saying it didn't count. What a jerk.

[gamefreak]

We hear a scream and look back and *bam* this kid is missing his thumb.

LOL!

I havn't really seen much stupid I'm 'fraid. :(

[FriskyTanuki]

I've done some stupid things. Like using a variety or aeresol sprays (spray paint, hair spray, wd-40) to figure out which makes the biggest and best flamethrower.

One of my friends did that with wd-40 and he almost set his vacuum on fire.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Some kid stuck his entire hand into a moving escalator at a mall trying to see how far he could fit it. He started screaming at the top of his lungs and it was getting all bloody and mangled. Everybody else just stood around acting stupid and watching until my dad finally stepped in and pulled the kids hand out of the thing. He was sort of considered a 'hero' after that, but here's the real question on who's stupider: The kid or the people just watching?

[Cornfedwb]

A buddy (well actually casual aquaintence) decided it would be a good idea to soak a mouse he caught in gasoline, light it on fire and watch it run. Yes, I know its sadistic as hell. Anyways, the mouse ran around, caught some spilled gas on fire, which caught the container of gas he soaked the mouse in on fire.. which ended up burning his garage down.

[snotknocker]

A buddy (well actually casual aquaintence) decided it would be a good idea to soak a mouse he caught in gasoline, light it on fire and watch it run. Yes, I know its sadistic as hell. Anyways, the mouse ran around, caught some spilled gas on fire, which caught the container of gas he soaked the mouse in on fire.. which ended up burning his garage down.This is the best so far

[Admiral Ackbar]

Giving birth to me... I know I was there when it happened. Just don't remember.

[Rodimus]

A buddy (well actually casual aquaintence) decided it would be a good idea to soak a mouse he caught in gasoline, light it on fire and watch it run. Yes, I know its sadistic as hell. Anyways, the mouse ran around, caught some spilled gas on fire, which caught the container of gas he soaked the mouse in on fire.. which ended up burning his garage down.

poetic justice

[Squirms]

A buddy (well actually casual aquaintence) decided it would be a good idea to soak a mouse he caught in gasoline, light it on fire and watch it run. Yes, I know its sadistic as hell. Anyways, the mouse ran around, caught some spilled gas on fire, which caught the container of gas he soaked the mouse in on fire.. which ended up burning his garage down.

Holy crap, what a moron

[Squirms]

I had a buddy decide it would be fun to drive around in one of my other buddies field after it had been harvested. There were 2 people in the cab, and three in the bed. Of course the truck flipped over and was ruined. Luckily, no one was seriously injured, but boy was his mom pissed.

[eldad9]

A buddy (well actually casual aquaintence) decided it would be a good idea to soak a mouse he caught in gasoline, light it on fire and watch it run. Yes, I know its sadistic as hell. Anyways, the mouse ran around, caught some spilled gas on fire, which caught the container of gas he soaked the mouse in on fire.. which ended up burning his garage down.

I really couldn't bring myself to be sorry if anyone (buddy or not) did that and perished in the resulting fire. The mouse deserved to live; he doesn't.

[daphatty]

A friend of mine put his cat in the microwave for 10 seconds. I almost pounded him to a pulp.

[Ericnmel99]

A friend of mine put his cat in the microwave for 10 seconds. I almost pounded him to a pulp.

You should of shoved him in the microwave for 10 seconds and see how he liked it!

[daphatty]

A friend of mine put his cat in the microwave for 10 seconds. I almost pounded him to a pulp.

You should of shoved him in the microwave for 10 seconds and see how he liked it!

That thought did cross my mind but alas, the nuke was too small.

[Grave_Addiction]

Me and my friend thought it would be cool for us to stand on a teeter totter. He gets on first and is standing on it on the bottom.

I have to basically crawl up and stand on my end of the teeter totter. Once I get up and am standing, my end comes down pretty quick, while his is going in the air. Once my end hits, I stumble off due to the impact with the ground.

Naturally, his end comes crashing down to the ground, and he basically hits the ground head first. It was kinda scary at first cause he was pretty beat up. But damn it was funny.

BTW, I was one of those guys that couldn't help but snicker when one of his friends got hurt. I don't know what it was, I was honestly concerned for them, but I couldn't hold back chuckling while I asked them if they were okay.

[XboxMaster]

Back in SC, I lived really close to my school. Like a neighborhood away, only like a 10 min walk. Anyway, my brother and a couple of his friends got an aerosal (have no clue how to spell that) can and lit it afire in front of my school. My brother was the one who lit it, which means he was close when it happened, and that's how he got 2nd or 3rd (can't remember) degree burns on his arm. Anyway, the can exploded, my brother got his arm burned, they ran back to my house. I'm sitting in my basement either watching TV or playing a game (I think I was playing a game) when Tripp (my brother) and his friends run downstairs with sweaty faces and the look of something went wrong. I can't remember if my brother was covering his arm, he might've been though, since I didn't know his arm was burned until an hour or two later. Then my Dad calls my brother and his friends up, I can't remember how long it was after they got down there that he called them up there since this was about three years ago. Well, for some reason that I can't remember, I go upstairs with them as well. My Dad leads us the front door and there's a fire truck in our drive-way! Not to mention two firemen in front of my door. Obviously, they came to my house because of what my brother had done, but they weren't looking for Tripp Lemonds, they were looking for Tyler Lemonds--me!!! I can't remember exactly how they thought I did it, but it had to do something with Tripp telling a kid that there at the time that he was my brother. I know, I know, it doesn't make shit sense. Anyway, my Dad knew I was there the whole time and that I wouldn't do that anyway as I was in 4th grade at the time, so he corrected the firemen and directed Tripp outside. The fireman was very understanding and ended it with, "Boys will be boys", so my brother didn't get in any trouble (with the authorities, that is). I don't know if that counted since I didn't actually witness the act, but oh well.

[XboxMaster]

Me and my friend thought it would be cool for us to stand on a teeter totter. He gets on first and is standing on it on the bottom.

I have to basically crawl up and stand on my end of the teeter totter. Once I get up and am standing, my end comes down pretty quick, while his is going in the air. Once my end hits, I stumble off due to the impact with the ground.

Naturally, his end comes crashing down to the ground, and he basically hits the ground head first. It was kinda scary at first cause he was pretty beat up. But damn it was funny.

BTW, I was one of those guys that couldn't help but snicker when one of his friends got hurt. I don't know what it was, I was honestly concerned for them, but I couldn't hold back chuckling while I asked them if they were okay.


:rofl:

This is the best so far!!! Some has gotta find a video online of a similar act!

[Xevious]

When I was a freshman in high school, there was this big Russian bully who used to beat the crap out of me all the time. He was 20 years old at the time (doubtless, he was held back a few times).

Anyways, one day someone turned on one of old fashion metal wire fans on in one of the classrooms. For some reason, the Russian dude stuck his finger right in it and it chopped his finger off. I saw his digits fly across the room.

I usually don't celebrate when terrible things happen to people but this was an exception.

[magilacudy]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

[Ledhed]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

:rofl:

/single tear

[gamefreak]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

Oh and complain about living with their parents but refuse to move out.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

[daphatty]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

What's a blog? Or should I care?

[danh920]

i witnessed a friend try to break an aluminum baseball bat over his head

but i'm sure I've seen stupider, gotta think about this some more

[n2x0000]

You know those Gameboy kits? They come with a load of accessories: light, battery pack, carrying case, link cable, etc. One day, I was with my friend in a game store that had those things on the shelves; big boxes of merchandise that no one would dare to shoplift. Of course, he took it as a challenge. He brought a large plastic shopping bag with him, waited until no one was looking, and shoved one of those things into it, quicker than a sneeze. None of the employees were any the wiser, and so he walked out of the store with a free Gameboy accessory kit. An incredibly bold, ballsy, and stupid move -- but it payed off.

[Kain Vincent]

I would say, seeing my brother dash across the parking lot with snapple bottles in his hand. He heard a noise while running, and BAM!! Fell right on the pavement, breaking the bottles and almost cutting his arms.

[Aryss]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

Oh and complain about living with their parents but refuse to move out.

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!

LMAO

[ElfAngel7]

This guy in my highschool decided to see if the emergency showers worked during my nightschool AP-test prep class. We (myself and the other students in the class) were working on our packets when i saw this guy move to the back of the room from the corner of my eye. I ignored him till I heard my friend yell out "What the hell are you doing?" I looked around and saw the guy climbing up a book case spidey-style attempting to get out of the way of the shower head incase it did work. Well, he pulls it and it does work. And doesn't stop for about 5 minutes. When we manage to stop it, the entire back half of the class is drenched in water, and the text books are soaked to the core. After 20 minutes of frenzyed drying, we manage to clean up this guy's mess and make it look more or less normal. Note, that this teacher's class (not the one teaching, the teacher whose class we were using) was a neat freak and bitch'd us out when we ate in her class. He still hasn't lived that down to this day

[thisgoodguy]

i would have to say the stupdiest thing i even seen was at the park on the court when these guys thought they were so good doing all this And1 stuff and i kept doing them up over and over again and on defense i'd steal the ball constantly :D they had nothing on me and it was stupid to try me 8)

[Slipknot9762]

throw a pumpkin at a car

[kaoticeyes]

I did something stupid like over 10 years ago. My friends and I went to an outlet in upstate New York, and we headed towards the timberland store. Bottomline, I ended up going home with 2 left shoes and not realize it, even though I try them both on. At the end, I've ended up driving back the next day to exchange. I must have smoke too much bad stuff back then. :(

[ElfAngel7]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

What's a blog? Or should I care?

weblog. Sorta like an online journal

[daikaiju]

The see-saw story reminds me of something really stupid I did once. One drunken evening we were hanging out after hours at a local city park - lurking in the playground on the swings etc...In this said playground was one of those hemi-sphere geodesic jungle jims...one thing led to another, and somewhere along the line someone bet me that I couldn't run over the top of the jungle jim without using my hands. For some insane reason I felt that I could pull this one off and take off running towards this jungle jim at full steam. I hit the jungle jim running ... make it up the one side...over the top...and on the way down the far side miss a rung...and fall through the jungle jim, getting caught in it on the way down dislocating my arm and bashing my head open on my way to the concrete below! Thankfully my stupidity only got me mildly injured but it's one of those things that could've been a really bad deal. And the moral of this story? Alcohol and jungle jim's don't mix!

[gamefreak]

That brings back memories!

So I'm in science one day and we're back at our little stations working on making some posters. I'm in this group with two other guys; one is normal and the other is this bipolar kid who is kind of a dork or whatever. So on our poster we have to draw the stages of mitosis and meiosis and so me and the "normal" kid do about the first 3/4ths with the other guy just standing there. Then we're like "Ok man, your turn to do some work." I can tell somethings wrong the second he hears that. He starts going off about not knowing what the hell meiosis is and he slams his hand down on the desk. In this case, by desk I mean sink handle. He's strong enough to basically break the faucet off of the sink and water starts spraying everywhere drenching the poor fellow. He starts crying about getting wet and destroying school property while everyone just looks at us. Long story short the entire classroom had about an inch of water by the time we shut the thing off and the kid went home laughing (?).

[daphatty]

This guy in my highschool decided to see if the emergency showers worked during my nightschool AP-test prep class. We (myself and the other students in the class) were working on our packets when i saw this guy move to the back of the room from the corner of my eye. I ignored him till I heard my friend yell out "What the hell are you doing?" I looked around and saw the guy climbing up a book case spidey-style attempting to get out of the way of the shower head incase it did work. Well, he pulls it and it does work. And doesn't stop for about 5 minutes. When we manage to stop it, the entire back half of the class is drenched in water, and the text books are soaked to the core. After 20 minutes of frenzyed drying, we manage to clean up this guy's mess and make it look more or less normal. Note, that this teacher's class (not the one teaching, the teacher whose class we were using) was a neat freak and bitch'd us out when we ate in her class. He still hasn't lived that down to this day

What did the teacher have to say.

[rvdrock]

Alright, its not the stupidest thing ever...but I found it funny. Few days ago I went to a local Gameware shop to get an Action Replay, well there was this kid with his mom who kept going on and on about how he wanted Fable. I'm thinking to myself, you've got a long wait...and then the kid spots a Fable DVD in a green XBOX case. And he goes nuts...MOM BUY ME FABLE PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE! I am standing there about to watch this kid get his heart broken and then it happens, he asks to buy Fable and the employee informs him thats not Fable, its just a preview disc. Then the kid says this...youre lying you just want all the Fables to yourself. He responds no, I am just trying to save your mom some money. The kid says youre a fuckin liar just like my dad...and walks out...LOL. I just stood there asking what the hell just happened.

[Squirms]

throw a pumpkin at a car

I've done that before.

[Tromack]

I have a pretty good school one. One day in my senior year math class, my friends and I bet a kid $20 he wouldn't jump out of the window while the teacher had his back to us. And this was on the second story, and the windows were of an odd design that made it difficult to try to get through them. He agrees to the bet and goes over to the window and jumps out head first. We are all thinking that we are now going to be either sued or wanted for manslaughter, so we go over to the window and look down. He's not there. About a minute later he walks in the door. The teacher never even noticed that he was gone.

[Xevious]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

What's a blog? Or should I care?

I think a blog is an online journal. I may be wrong though...

[1SwtDeception]

I have a pretty good school one. One day in my senior year math class, my friends and I bet a kid $20 he wouldn't jump out of the window while the teacher had his back to us. And this was on the second story, and the windows were of an odd design that made it difficult to try to get through them. He agrees to the bet and goes over to the window and jumps out head first. We are all thinking that we are now going to be either sued or wanted for manslaughter, so we go over to the window and look down. He's not there. About a minute later he walks in the door. The teacher never even noticed that he was gone.

haha thats slick

probabaly something stupid i done (and remember recently) was puttin an almost empty bottle of syrup in the microwave and watch it pop out.. yea i was desparate for syrup

[opportunity777]

Buy a GameCube :P

Sorry I just couldn't resist ... I think I will go back and play Tales of Symphonia now ;)

[ajh2298]

Me and a buddy of mine got all drunk and used a Taser gun on each other. He did it twice to me and on the 3rd time I did it to him he pissed himself, we were at my house and he had to walk home with his pants all pissed up.

[Xevious]

Me and a buddy of mine got all drunk and used a Taser gun on each other. He did it twice to me and on the 3rd time I did it to him he pissed himself, we were at my house and he had to walk home with his pants all pissed up.

Theres nothing like a good pissing in your pants story....

[doraemonkerpal]

The stupidest thing I've seen someone do?

Post their blog on CAG.

LMAO!

the stupidest thing i've seen is these 2 kids at school were fooling around and one of them builds a make shift teeter totter. the builder puts a rock at one and told his friend to stand there and look at the rock. the builder than proceeded to the other end of the contraption and jump onto it as high and hard as he could. the outcome was straight out ugly. the idiot who was looking down on the rock didn't come back to school for 2 weeks b/c his jaw was broken and his face was thoroughly smashed in. that was one of the stupidest things i have ever seen in my life!

[snotknocker]

You guys are awesome. These are some really stupid stories. Thanks for sharing.

[redgopher]

Some stupid little kid whipping out Xbox discs from his cd sleeve-type case... like playing cards... data surface DOWN.

[PittsburghAfterDark]

I remember once seeing a Lyndon Larouche infomercial.... talk about.... stupid.

[DigitalSpace]

One day I saw this bum downtown pick up a cup of coffee that had been sitting on top of a trash can. He drank the contents, and then threw the cup away. :puke:

By the way, in downtown Portland, there are drinking fountains everywhere.

[captainofindustry]

Even though I've made this joke on another message board...




What's the stupidest thing you've ever seen someone do?


The guy who played Corky from Life Goes On.

[extzed]

one that comes to mind is back in highschool a group of the guys that I was hanging out with at the time were up at a local pancake house type of resturaunt and called me to meet them up there, well after we had been sitting there for a while it turns out one of my buddies doesn't have the cash for his coffee and food or whatever so we creatively suggest ways for him to earn some money, one such way was to drink a glass full of whatever syurps and whatever else we could fit in the glass. he was like sure fine I'll do that so we procede to put about four different types of syurp, ie blueberry, maple, strawberry, I dunno what other kinds, some real cream, and I think some orange juice or something, and at this point we are all thinking there is no way in hell that he is going even take a sip of that, but I'll be damned if he just didn't tip that glass right back and pound it down, well as fast as you can pound down something that is mainly made of syurp. We ended paying his bill and then got his ass home so he could commence puking his guts out for the rest of the night

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

umm a car ran my leg over once when it stopped suddenly when i was skitching it and i flew infront of the car and the ass just ran my leg over.........atleast my ankle was partially broken at the time so it didnt matter much to me(i still have it on tape but its on VHS-c)

umm i once ran around town naked for 10 bucks

my friend drank a whole big gulc cup filled with old soda, beer, piss, diherreah, and spit and he had no problem with drinking it for 5 bucks but he did barf it out later so i got my 5 bucks back

my other friend inhaled keyboard cleaner(like very pressurized air in a can and was trying to get high and the liquid came out and froze his lungs.......he like died and we all warmed him up with our lighters(this was at a party lol)

umm someone left THPS4, a microsoft mouse(trackball....UGGGHHH), a cool mouse pad, a 12 pack of MGD, and a cheap digital camera in a cart at a cart return outside of wallyworld.......i sold the beer and kept the other stuff

like on jackass where tony hawk or whoever skates from one roof to the other, i tried it and ended up with 2 broken ribs.

ummm sticking a toothpic in a bank buzzer so it stayed on forever.

my friends do some stupid shit but im the only one with big enough balls to do the really stupid ass ones

[magictoilet]

once this guy tried to climb the basketball rim to impress girls. Then he fell down and broke his arm, note this was one annoying person that no one likes.

[darkmere]

i gave a friend a ride home from work one nite...as payment for the ride we swung by taco bell where we hit the drive thru for food...his treat...well i'm driving so i do the usual thing...tell them my order then recite what he says so that they can hear (you know he says i want this and you repeat it right)...anyway...at the end of his order he says "to go"...so without missing a beat the last words out of my mouth are to go...i felt like such a dumbass...i look over at him and he's got this big ass grin and busts out laughing...it's pretty funny...you should try it on a friend the next time you go to a drive thru

[coolcps]

Some of this stuff is great. I cant remember too much stuff, but when I was little I had some of those carmel bar things on a stick and put them in a plastic bowl and put it in the microwave. To my surprise when I opened it up there was black goo all over the microwave and it was smoking like crazy.

Also one morning I took too much motrin on an empty stomach (knee screwed up), and by the time biology came around that day I had passed out. But not passed out at my desk, I thought I was gonna puke so I went up to go to the bathroom and passed out right infront of the class and hit my head on some big plastic dispenser thing. I came too like 10 seconds later and felt fine, it was wierd. I learned my lesson though, never over 1k mg of painkillers on an empty stomach.

[jer7583]

One of my friends ended a very promising basketball career by tripping over a railroad track and busting open his knee when we were running from the cops one night in high school.

my group of friends was at steak and shake at 2am like we used to do in high school. This guy decides to blindfold himself and randomly pick a glass of water to drink from about 10 that we place in front of him. The point of it was to have one be filled with that nasty green junk steak and shake has on its tables. (I think its habenero pepper)
Basically instead all the glasses contained habenero pepper, and it was hilarous seeing this blindfolded man drink a contaminated glass, look like he was going to puke, reaching for one after another glass that just contained yet more of the retched substance.

Also this same guy alex pissed himself in burger king when someone told a good joke. We had a few guys walk in front of him as he left, there was still a puddle of piss left on the booth seat..

[snotknocker]

i gave a friend a ride home from work one nite...as payment for the ride we swung by taco bell where we hit the drive thru for food...his treat...well i'm driving so i do the usual thing...tell them my order then recite what he says so that they can hear (you know he says i want this and you repeat it right)...anyway...at the end of his order he says "to go"...so without missing a beat the last words out of my mouth are to go...i felt like such a dumbass...i look over at him and he's got this big ass grin and busts out laughing...it's pretty funny...you should try it on a friend the next time you go to a drive thru

I'm gonna give this a try if I ever go thru a drive thru as a passenger

[Cornfedwb]

We used to always bet people to drink amazingly disgusting concoctions.. like syrup, milk, water, corn, bread, snot, whatever.. all in a bottle. And one buddy of us would always drink the damn things.

And chemistry class was just full of stupid activities.

[Nirvanaguy777]

Some kid stuck his entire hand into a moving escalator at a mall trying to see how far he could fit it. He started screaming at the top of his lungs and it was getting all bloody and mangled. Everybody else just stood around acting stupid and watching until my dad finally stepped in and pulled the kids hand out of the thing. He was sort of considered a 'hero' after that, but here's the real question on who's stupider: The kid or the people just watching?

to answer you question, the kid and he should be castrated so his seed can never be sown, whats next for him head in the blender? As for the stupidest thing ive ever seen was at the camp i work at, i tell a kid dont climb on the poll because me might fall off and get hurt, he keeps doing it and then falls off and cracks his head open.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Some kid stuck his entire hand into a moving escalator at a mall trying to see how far he could fit it. He started screaming at the top of his lungs and it was getting all bloody and mangled. Everybody else just stood around acting stupid and watching until my dad finally stepped in and pulled the kids hand out of the thing. He was sort of considered a 'hero' after that, but here's the real question on who's stupider: The kid or the people just watching?

to answer you question, the kid and he should be castrated so his seed can never be sown, whats next for him head in the blender? As for the stupidest thing ive ever seen was at the camp i work at, i tell a kid dont climb on the poll because me might fall off and get hurt, he keeps doing it and then falls off and cracks his head open.

Yeah, very true. After thinking about it I realized the kid was just a dumbass, but he looked only about 6, maybe 7. Still shouldn't he know not to stick his entire hand into the escalator? His parents were right there and they were just screaming and watching. Ah well, very true, we don't need more idiots birthed and spawned because enough already exist that should be destroyed.

[Nirvanaguy777]

exactly, i work with kids, (head camp counselor), so i know a stupid kid when I hear of one

[jbroush99]

I had driven my friend to the store and he had a dip of chew in. When we parked the car, he turned his head to spit out the window. Unfortunately, the window was closed. He smacked his face against it while spitting. Not only did he hit his face pretty hard, he also covered it in chew spit.

[mousin]

when i was at the park, i scene kids smokeing in the restroom, so tehy came out all high and stoned, well they were playing on the swings, and they started to fly off, so one kids all "i can do better" and he tried to do a back flip, but ended up with a broken neck, haha shows what showing off can get you.

[Darke Katt]

I remember I was sitting in art class in 11th grade glazing some pottery of mine that had been fired. Before you glaze, you gotta make sure the bottle of the stuff is nice and shaken up, so I shake it, and start to open it.
Something must have caught my attention, or I just had a slight blackout in which you just stare into space for a few seconds. Anyway, when I finally came to, I had forgotten I shook the bottle of glaze already and that the lid was partially opened, so I lift it to shake again. The next thing I know, the lid comes off and I get my right side soaked with bright orange glaze from ear to foot.
I sat there spitting out some that had gotten inexplicably in my mouth and everyone's just staring, except for one guy who started to snicker. After the shock wore off, the teacher told me to wash my mouth out quickly because the stuff is toxic.
So I spend the latter half of the class cleaning up at a sink in an adjacent room and calling out random jokes. "I'm all glazed now, you can put me in the kiln!" and basically being a good sport about having my clothes and hair wet and having to use a q-tip to get the orange stuff out of my ear.
People were really nice about it though, which is odd. I would have expected more than one person to start laughing, but they asked if I was ok and one girl let me use her hairbrush since I had just given it a rinse in the sink. The teacher told me that any normal girl that got soaked with that stuff would have had a fit, or start bawling, but I was being level-headed and making jokes about my plight. Why get upset? It CAN be washed off.

From that day on, I went into pottery class history, because the teacher always told the new pottery classes always to STIR instead of shake, and tell my sorry tale explaining why.

The one guy that had the nerve to laugh, though? He got his later, as he accidentally cut the crook of hs thumb on some sharp glaze (after it is fired, it takes on a glass-like texture; sometimes if you put on too much it bubbles, and damn if those bubbles can leave sharp edges). So he was bleeding all over the floor since it seems he nicked a vein close to the surface, but grabbed a napkin and ran to the nurse. From THAT day on its a joke to say "If you bleed on the floor, you fail!" Since the teacher had to mop up the mess he left.

[GuilewasNK]

One of the stupidest things I ever saw occured when I was working at a Textile plant.

There was this guy there that everyone called Spanky. He was a total ass. He was always passing gas when people were in the break room or where there was a crowd during work. We told him to knowck it off but he wouldn't. One day he sat in the break room and let one rip and we said, "Stop doing that you jackass!" He gets up from the chair he is in and a SKIDMARK (crap stain for those who don't know) is all in the seat of his jeans. We let him walk around like that for a good 10 minutes before we told him. Finally the we told him when the surpervisor came by. That ass had to call his MOTHER to bring him more underwear and jeans. That MOFO deserved every bit of that.

As hip-hop artist Grand Puba said... "Thought they farted when they s*****"

[AlbinoNinja]

Easy, this kid in my school let a half canadian/half korean bisexual 7th grader kick him in the nuts. It hurt his pride, and his testicles!

It was fun for us to watch, and I have it on tape!

[snotknocker]

bump ......
this stuff is great

[Moxio]

Lmao.

This stuff is hilarious. Nice work, people ;)

[AlbinoNinja]

We used to always bet people to drink amazingly disgusting concoctions.. like syrup, milk, water, corn, bread, snot, whatever.. all in a bottle. And one buddy of us would always drink the damn things.

And chemistry class was just full of stupid activities.

Ahh, I still have fond memories of barf soda.
It twas a summer night, and I was still in my youthful days of being a mere 4 year old. My brother and cousin were bored, so they created a concoction known as barf soda. Part cheese, part cherry ginger ale, part pickle juice, part what ever else they could shaq-fuing find, all those who attempted to drink the powerful concoction would instantly puke their guts...

Except one...

ME! :D

[MorbidAngel4Life]

i was with a freind, driving around, and we stopped at taco bell. we went through the drive through, and he ordered the WHOLE LEFT SIDE OF THE MENU! ITEM BY ITEM! then he drove off, and the person behind us got stuck with a shitload of food!

[daphatty]

I first posted about a friend that put his cat in a microwave as the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Well, no more.

The dumbest thing I have ever seen someone do is post a picture of themself and their MAN-BOOBS on CheapAssGamer.com

I am speaking of none other than Dragonlordfrodo. Congrats DLF. :applause:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24237&start=0

[karmapolice]

I was playing stealth in the woods at summer camp with friends when I was around 11...Stealth is like hide and go seek in the woods...except you dont go back to the base...you wait till everyone is found...the last one left wins...My friend and I had one (we hid together) and I was walking back with him down a hill and I slipped and fell into a yellow jacket nest...I ran screaming and cursing...I jumped down a 15 foot rock face and was told to go in the pool to keep them away and to make the swelling go down and so I ran towards the pool...to only hear the directors voice say "Dont run! You need a lifegaurd to watch you when you swim!"...This is while Im getting stung...I tallied all the stings to add up to over 35...The nurse was suprised I didnt go into shock and die

[MorbidAngel4Life]

i stand corrected by daphatty.

[Ebraum]

I went to the movies today to see Spiderman and witnessed someone buying ticket's for Catwoman.

[SS4Brolly]

i gave a friend a ride home from work one nite...as payment for the ride we swung by taco bell where we hit the drive thru for food...his treat...well i'm driving so i do the usual thing...tell them my order then recite what he says so that they can hear (you know he says i want this and you repeat it right)...anyway...at the end of his order he says "to go"...so without missing a beat the last words out of my mouth are to go...i felt like such a dumbass...i look over at him and he's got this big ass grin and busts out laughing...it's pretty funny...you should try it on a friend the next time you go to a drive thru

At Burger King Drive Thru one time I was asked "For here or to go?" Stunned by the stupidity, I said To Go :(

[Ledhed]

I went to the movies today to see Spiderman and witnessed someone buying ticket's for Catwoman.

:rofl:

[karmapolice]

You should have said "For Here" and sat in the drive through while eating

[Kaijufan]

I went to the movies today to see Spiderman and witnessed someone buying ticket's for Catwoman.
:shock:

[Reality's Fringe]

*Edit*,Well, since Daphatty beat me to it; I'll post about something I did in apology for joke stealing:

It was last November, and a guy I know's parents went to Maui or some such for the weekend. Well, he threw a party, and many people werre invited. after about 4 hours, I was of course drunk of my ass. I decided to drive home, and this girl I knew was trying to stop me. I was being a REAL ass and declared that, if I crashed, she could keep my pants and so I stripped down to my boxers. Well, I opened my car door and turned to say goodbye(I think) and noticed her cleavage. Well, I got a full-on chubb and decided to stay and chat for a while. Well, when I went to close the car door, my "unit" was a little closer than I had judged and *WHAM*, closed the door on the tip. I don't remember, but she and a few other people said I collapsed screaming. No one took me to the hospital or anything and I woke up at the guy's house on his couch with an icepack on my junk. The end of it was bruised for a week, but everythig else was fine.

Daphatty, accept this story of my stupidity as an apology 8)

[daphatty]

Well, I used to post on this one mesage board, and this big fat piece of shit posted a shirtless pic of him with pointy nipples and-.....wait a minute.......

Come on man. Why you trying to steal my joke?

I first posted about a friend that put his cat in a microwave as the dumbest thing I have ever seen. Well, no more.

The dumbest thing I have ever seen someone do is post a picture of themself and their MAN-BOOBS on CheapAssGamer.com

I am speaking of none other than Dragonlordfrodo. Congrats DLF. :applause:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24237&start=0

[Reality's Fringe]

Chalk one up for not reading everything through.

[Reality's Fringe]

There, edited to reflect somethign stupid I've done.

[snotknocker]

*Edit*,Well, since Daphatty beat me to it; I'll post about something I did in apology for joke stealing:

It was last November, and a guy I know's parents went to Maui or some such for the weekend. Well, he threw a party, and many people werre invited. after about 4 hours, I was of course drunk of my ass. I decided to drive home, and this girl I knew was trying to stop me. I was being a REAL ass and declared that, if I crashed, she could keep my pants and so I stripped down to my boxers. Well, I opened my car door and turned to say goodbye(I think) and noticed her cleavage. Well, I got a full-on chubb and decided to stay and chat for a while. Well, when I went to close the car door, my "unit" was a little closer than I had judged and *WHAM*, closed the door on the tip. I don't remember, but she and a few other people said I collapsed screaming. No one took me to the hospital or anything and I woke up at the guy's house on his couch with an icepack on my junk. The end of it was bruised for a week, but everythig else was fine.

Daphatty, accept this story of my stupidity as an apology 8)

From what I've seen you post it seems that when you drink your pants are always coming off

[Ericnmel99]

The stupidest thing ive ever seen someone do is post this picture online.....

http://www.n0matter.net/images/fat.jpg

[Specter]

Well, this store down the street from my friends was having a sale on eggs, so we.......uh...decided to buy some to........uh......ya know......bake and stuff. But anyway, he lives on a dead end street, with a wooden fence at the end of the street, and on the other side of that fence is a major street. So anyways, being the stupid fucks that we are, we get six cartons of eggs, and proceed to throw them at cars and such. Everything is going fine and dandy until a police car drives by. I didn't see it though and throw the rest of my eggs, which proceed to land on the cop car. It of course stops and the policemen get out.

Now, there is a place where the fence ends and we are near it. All of us begin to run like mother fucking hell, not even thinking about hiding the egg carton boxes. Well, there is also some woods near my friends house, so the four of us all run into the woods with the cops yelling for us and chasing after us. Well, my friend still had an egg so he threw it behind his shoulder cause he didn't want to get caught with it, and he hit one of the police officers. The police catch up with him and tackle him to the ground and put handcuffs on him. The rest of us are hiding, and we arn't coming out!!! Amazingly enough, my friend gets out of it somehow, hes never told us to this day!

I dont know about the rest of you, but getting chased and/or doing something you shouldn't do just gives me such a rush! I love it!

So yeah, throwing eggs at cars = BAD!
(We also had some guy drive up to his house and bitch us out, and we were all like, sir, we have no clue what you are talking about! Good times, good times!)

[Cracka]

some little kid ( dont remember who) put her baby kitten in the freezer and it froze solid.

[jdevlin7756]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.

[daphatty]

The stupidest thing ive ever seen someone do is post this picture online.....

[img]Pic removed for decency

All you wack rappers biting my rhymes!

[guessed]

Fringe: Always stand 2 feet away when slamming a car door whilest pantsless. Maybe 2 1/2. Worst...Method of circumcision...Ever.

[XboxMaster]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.


I'm not sure if I believe this one.

[snotknocker]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.


I'm not sure if I believe this one.

Panic can cause irrational thinking

[XboxMaster]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.


I'm not sure if I believe this one.

Panic can cause irrational thinking


Hmmm, maybe, if the guy was mentally retarded as well as in panic, I guess I could believe that.

[daphatty]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.


I'm not sure if I believe this one.

Yea I call BS on that one too.

[Reality's Fringe]

From what I've seen you post it seems that when you drink your pants are always coming off

Actually that's a common occurence and it's the damndest thing. Everyone has their own personality, and I guess this is just my thing. My friends findit more humorous than creepy, but eh, not everyone is my friend. I'm going to stop drinking. :wink: And guessed, that's damnded good advice.

[snotknocker]

From what I've seen you post it seems that when you drink your pants are always coming off

Actually that's a common occurence and it's the damndest thing. Everyone has their own personality, and I guess this is just my thing. My friends findit more humorous than creepy, but eh, not everyone is my friend. I'm going to stop drinking. :wink: And guessed, that's damnded good advice.

Good luck with that. Seriously, I had a run in with a couple bottles of tequila in april. I finally recovered after 3 days. I think I had a mild case of alcohol poisoning. I have not tied one on since and am very wary now of that blue agave encounter whenever I'm drinking. I think some people may think that that episode was one of the stupidest things they ever seen me do.

Snotknocker and 20+ shots of tequila with chasers = babbling blundering idiot

[MorbidAngel4Life]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.


I'm not sure if I believe this one.

Yea I call BS on that one too.

I think the only place that could happen is in Home Improvement.

on a side note, did anyone see that Brad from said HI got arrested for drunk driving?

[uuaww]

we always had hill parties during highschool, and on one specific hill was statue of a guy on a horse, and around him was a fence of metal spear like things linked. these spears were like about 3 inches in diameter and about 4 feet tall. well one day our friend decided to climb the statue when wasted. he sliped and fell onto the spear. it went right in behind the sac, but not yet the ass, in other words right up the middle. about a foot of the spear went into him, and he couldn't touch the ground. the scream was so loud, it was heard about a mile away. he had to stay there until the fire department came and cut it, ive never seen someone is such pain before.

[rywateska]

About a week ago I played chicken with a taxi...on foot. I pulled a L2 R2 spin move and missed the cap by about the length of my sig. Funny for me at the time but in hindsight rather dumb.

[The Tragic Geek]

Not as stupid as some of the stuff I've just read on the last page, but...I'll post anyway.

I used to know a guy who was about as stupid as stupid folk come, and hideously spoiled. Just to recount some of the idiotic things he did in the time I knew him...

-Spent one-hundred-fifty fucking dollars on a box of Magic cards. Opened every single package. Threw the cards back in the box. Spilled a Dr. Pepper in it.

-Hid his porn in the insulation of the attic above his living room. His fatass leg fell through one day, sending plaster and porn falling into his living room.

-Broke both of his legs getting a hacky sack off his roof.

-Used to pop pimples, everywhere. I am not fucking kidding. He'd pop his pimples in the side mirrors of cars. In the mirrors in his house. When the screen on his computer monitor was black. On the convex side of a spoon.

-He often put his feet on the windshield of his mother's van. One day, while going down the highway, he kicked it out.

-Punched a hole in the wall of his home's living room because his parents wouldn't take him to get ice cream.

I swear I'm not making any of this shit up. If you're wondering where your tax dollars are going in terms of welfare in the future, I think I can safely point at that guy.

[Zenithian Legend]

http://img55.exs.cx/img55/9365/hogansanta.jpg

The name at the top says "Hulk Hogan"

Title reads: Santa with Muscles

[jdevlin7756]

A few years ago I was driving in central PA and came upon an accident that had just happened. As I got out of the car some guy ran up to me and said "What's the number for 911?". I was so stupified I just stammered out "You mean besides 911?". To which the man said "Oh, yeah." and ran away.


I'm not sure if I believe this one.

Believe it or not..... I can't prove it, so whatever you wanna believe is fine with me. BTW, I think he may have thought there was no 911 for emergencies. They still haven't implemented that everywhere.

[Wombat]

here's another escalator story,

friend of mine got his brand new breakaway adidas pants stuck in the mall escalator, the damn things just snapped right off and were sucked into it, my poor friend just stood there in his tighty whities getting laughed at by old women.

also i once kicked two women(stewardess actually) out of my bed, cause i was too drunk and tired to know anybetter, that was 6 years ago, and my friends still call me to tell me what i passed up, in order to pass out

[crazytalkx]

[quote="Ericnmel99"]The stupidest thing ive ever seen someone do is post this picture online.....

WHAT THE SHAQ-FU WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU POSTED THAT PICTURE UP ERICNMEL99?????????????? AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I'm not going to be able to get that horrible image out of my head. THE MAN BOOBS!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupidest thing ive ever done is renting and PLAYING Superman 64.

[valance]

when i was four i put my hand in a food processor. not the kind in the drain, but the kind sort of like a blender. the doctors sewed my fingers on again, and everything is fine now. just an amusing story i can tell everyone. i remember wondering 'how does it feel?' before i did it.

[Tromack]

Not as stupid as some of the stuff I've just read on the last page, but...I'll post anyway.

I used to know a guy who was about as stupid as stupid folk come, and hideously spoiled. Just to recount some of the idiotic things he did in the time I knew him...

My first college roommate was very similar. He once spent $60 on bubble solution. Do you know how many bubbles that buys you? Way too fucking many.

He also spent $100 on Powerpuff Girl trading cards.

[OkeSmokey21]

Vote for Bill Clinton

[BLarR]

I bet a friend about 5 years ago to eat one of those cakes you get in the men's bathroom at restaurants. Believe it or not, the kid takes up the challenge, digs through a quart of pee, and starts chewing the thing. Needless to say the kids puking in no time and the Pizza Hut employees are somewhat interested in what happend to him.

At that time another one of my friends thought it'd be funny to yell out, "he's diabetic and he's having a reaction to the food!"

Sadly the owner didn't find the joke all that funny and called a hospital. The "cake eatter" is then rushed to the emergency room where it's found out that there's nothing wrong with him except really bad breath and the acceptance of a bad bet.

In the end, I got to keep my money while the kid who yelled out the diabeties line and the actual victim were stuck paying for the hospital bills that came in soon after the event.

[Tennisjon2002]

I bet a friend about 5 years ago to eat one of those cakes you get in the men's bathroom at restaurants. Believe it or not, the kid takes up the challenge, digs through a quart of pee, and starts chewing the thing. Needless to say the kids puking in no time and the Pizza Hut employees are somewhat interested in what happend to him.

At that time another one of my friends thought it'd be funny to yell out, "he's diabetic and he's having a reaction to the food!"

Sadly the owner didn't find the joke all that funny and called a hospital. The "cake eatter" is then rushed to the emergency room where it's found out that there's nothing wrong with him except really bad breath and the acceptance of a bad bet.

In the end, I got to keep my money while the kid who yelled out the diabeties line and the actual victim were stuck paying for the hospital bills that came in soon after the event.
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FriskyTanuki]

[quote=Ericnmel99]The stupidest thing ive ever seen someone do is post this picture online.....

WHAT THE SHAQ-FU WERE YOU THINKING WHEN YOU POSTED THAT PICTURE UP ERICNMEL99?????????????? AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I'm not going to be able to get that horrible image out of my head. THE MAN BOOBS!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupidest thing ive ever done is renting and PLAYING Superman 64.

I've done that too.

Mine is seeing someone buy a PS2 at BB without getting a warranty, a waste of money since they tend to die.

[snotknocker]

I bet a friend about 5 years ago to eat one of those cakes you get in the men's bathroom at restaurants. Believe it or not, the kid takes up the challenge, digs through a quart of pee, and starts chewing the thing. Needless to say the kids puking in no time and the Pizza Hut employees are somewhat interested in what happend to him.

At that time another one of my friends thought it'd be funny to yell out, "he's diabetic and he's having a reaction to the food!"

Sadly the owner didn't find the joke all that funny and called a hospital. The "cake eatter" is then rushed to the emergency room where it's found out that there's nothing wrong with him except really bad breath and the acceptance of a bad bet.

In the end, I got to keep my money while the kid who yelled out the diabeties line and the actual victim were stuck paying for the hospital bills that came in soon after the event.

Eating a urinal cake is one of the most insane things I ever heard. How much was the bet for? Why did you not have to pay up he ate the darn thing.

[captainofindustry]

Seen a guy snort chopped up altoids. And shoot binaca up his nose... but everyone did that one back in the day. Hell even I did.

[XboxMaster]

here's another escalator story,

friend of mine got his brand new breakaway adidas pants stuck in the mall escalator, the damn things just snapped right off and were sucked into it, my poor friend just stood there in his tighty whities getting laughed at by old women.

also i once kicked two women(stewardess actually) out of my bed, cause i was too drunk and tired to know anybetter, that was 6 years ago, and my friends still call me to tell me what i passed up, in order to pass out


Damn, that really fucking sucks that you kicked those two girls out. I can see my brother doing that when he's in his "drunk asshole" mode. Actually, he usually kicks the girls out after he's done with 'em.

[Puzznic]

When i was younger we were messing around with skateboards on a launch ramp that was maybe 3 or 4 feet tall. One of the older kids in our neighborhood came by on a dirt bike and decided to show off by jumping the ramp. So he gets a fast start jumps it, barely avoids flipping head first, then lands it. Then he smacks right into the driver side of a parked convertible, flipping over the handlebars and landing in the back seat.

[SneakyPenguin]

I remembered another story. we were doind something in science class, and for some reason, it ened up that the teacher wanted to get rid of some expired milk that had been out for a few hours. Me and another kid get th genius idea to see who can drink this milk fastest. I had so many cups of spoiled milk that day, and yet didn't get that sick.