First Kiss?

[Mr. Anderson]

When did you have your first REAL (read: french) kiss? For me, it was two days ago. I met this girl on Tuesday morning at volunteering, and by the end of the day, she had kissed me. So today I saw her again, and by lunch, we were having a very hot and heavy make-out session in the break room. I would never have guessed that I'd be making out with somebody when I walked into work on Tuesday. So, when was your first?

[Nirvanaguy777]

i was 15 it was during my lunch period me and this fine ass girl named irina who i knew was into me started heavily making out in the left staircase of the third floor

[AvidWriter]

Um er I'm 22 and I never um er ya never tongued with a girl :cry: never really kissed a girl (seriously) heh I mean when your 12 its just for fun or whatever :roll:

[Reality's Fringe]

Well, when I was 15 I had this poster of Carmen Ele-......nevermind...ha ha ha, just a...just a joke.

[Pylis]

Interesting topic. Mine was about two months before I turned 19 (so just over 6 months ago). Which I know is kind of sad, considering that the average age to lose one's virginity is 16 now. The most pathetic thing about it? I asked her if I could kiss her. The plus side is it made it more pure than erotic, but it's still pretty dorky.

[Mr. Anderson]

Well, when I was 15 I had this poster of Carmen Ele-......nevermind...ha ha ha, just a...just a joke.

Lmao.

[magilacudy]

When I was in 6th or 7th grade I was at my friend's pool party. A bunch of us sat on the grass and played spin the bottle. Of course, who would spin it towards me, but the nerdiest goofiest girl in our grade. We kissed on the lips and she slipped me some tongue, but of course afterwards we were both like ewww...

Of course she would turn out to be incredibly hot with big boobs 5 or 6 years later.

[Pylis]

magilacudy: "Of course she would turn out to be incredibly hot with big boobs 5 or 6 years later."

That's how it ALWAYS works... Goddammit.

[Nirvanaguy777]

Interesting topic. Mine was about two months before I turned 19 (so just over 6 months ago). Which I know is kind of sad, considering that the average age to lose one's virginity is 16 now. The most pathetic thing about it? I asked her if I could kiss her. The plus side is it made it more pure than erotic, but it's still pretty dorky.

yes quite true the average age for loss of virginity is 16 hehe but thats a story for a different thread

[EddieBelfour]

When did you have your first REAL (read: french) kiss? For me, it was two days ago. I met this girl on Tuesday morning at volunteering, and by the end of the day, she had kissed me. So today I saw her again, and by lunch, we were having a very hot and heavy make-out session in the break room. I would never have guessed that I'd be making out with somebody when I walked into work on Tuesday. So, when was your first?

it was this broad at some dance like 13 years ago, but thats mega rugged you were making out with this honey at work, in the break room no less. props to you!

[karmapolice]

Mine was...around 2 years ago...I went on a date with my now ex (we went out for 2 years but we will get back together...just taking a break...long story)...it wasnt about "getting some" and so I am really happy she was my first real kiss...Im glad it truely meant something and I wasnt just fooling around...anyways...I was 14

[Mr. Anderson]

Props accepted. The door was freakin' unlocked, and we were sprawled out all over the futon. This girl is teh hot, too. I'm surprised we didn't get caught.

[Wet Ninja]

Interesting topic. Mine was about two months before I turned 19 (so just over 6 months ago). Which I know is kind of sad, considering that the average age to lose one's virginity is 16 now. The most pathetic thing about it? I asked her if I could kiss her. The plus side is it made it more pure than erotic, but it's still pretty dorky.

You're not the only one, so don't feel bad. Mine was my sophomore year of college, when I was 19. I also asked her. Now, I'm 22 and engaged (different girl). This time next year, I'll be married. I guess I started late but moved quickly.

[Pylis]

Hey, Jeopardy guy Ken is on, kicking everybody's ass. I wonder when his first kiss was...

[tyecko]

jesus where do you live like western europe? It was on here 3 hours ago.

[Pylis]

Colorado, actually. It might be that the sattelite is showing it at a different time or something. I don't know, I hate that show.

[karmapolice]

It was on an hour ago...and I live in TN which is central time and I get everything an hour before others...because all other time zones move the shows back an hour...so If its on 6 for me...anyone whose not in central will have it at 7...correct me if Im wrong but I beleive thats how it works

[Mr Unoriginal]

Mine was when I was 13 or 14 at the most cliche place, the movie theaters. Two strange things about the incident though:

1. I had gotten to "2nd base" with her before I kissed her.
2. We were watching "House Party" with Sinbad. Damn, he gets all the bitches hot.

[tyecko]

well I donno how it works wih jeopardy it must be fucked. I'm in MN which is central and I get it at 4:30.

[bignick]

Us in CST dotn see things earlier. We see them at the same time. If a show, say the simpsons is on at 8est, we see it at 7cst. The same time!

[Pylis]

This is dumb. How the fuck did the conversation morph from "first kiss" to "when is Jeopardy on?"

...Oh, wait, that was because of me, wasn't it? Never mind.

[Acrylic]

Us in CST dotn see things earlier. We see them at the same time. If a show, say the simpsons is on at 8est, we see it at 7cst. The same time!

Word

[Acrylic]

Oh yeah, on topic....

I havent really "kissed" a girl yet. Ive kissed em, but not "kissed" em.
And Im going into 10th grade. Well, I will soon I guess.

[Reality's Fringe]

Ah, I don't see why everyone is in such a rush for their "first kiss". The BEST kiss is the one that is given to lips not on the face....

[SneakyPenguin]

Ah, I don't see why everyone is in such a rush for their "first kiss". The BEST kiss is the one that is given to lips not on the face....

That was so wrong you made Jesus cry. It was funny as hell, but still, very wrong.

Oh, no kiss for me yet, and in no rush (17 next month btw).

[Scorch]

when I was 15, I think. She told me she was going to, and she did. It wasn't fancy. She spun me around and kissed me. My first thought afterwards was "Oh my god, I was just mouthraped."

[karmapolice]

back off topic for a sec...Im not that stupid...I know eastern is the same time as me...(to a point)...but im saying that if you are in GMT or in Cali it will be on at 7...so thats a good while after 6 for me...its a five hour difference(not exactly sure on that)

[Technique]

Well I have yet to come, im going into 7th grade and im gonna be mackin on all them this year :lol: jk .. but what the hell my friends brother got head in 8th grade..

[Mr Unoriginal]

Well I have yet to come, im going into 7th grade and im gonna be mackin on all them this year :lol: jk .. but what the hell my friends brother got head in 8th grade..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[karmapolice]

He either didnt mean it that way or really doesnt know how to spell it...wow...that was some funny shiot

[Technique]

LOL hahahaha not like that man... hahahah oh man hahahaha... holy fuck shit!!! CAN anyone say come now a days with out being mistakin for cum.... nope..

[Reality's Fringe]

Hey, you're too damn young to be thinkin' 'bout sex. The girls your age don't even have fuzz!

[Pylis]

My friend's brother got HERPES in 8th grade. From head. Just so you know.

Edit: He's pretty dumb, since the girl apaprently had a fucking COLD SORE at the time.

[Mafia]

He, here's one. When I was 16 I went with a friend to Paris. The whole thing was for "World Youth Day", and me not being very religious I wasn't all that interested in that took place there. I met a couple of his friends, and some of their friends, and was basically bored the whole week.

Cept on the plane ride home, where after some minor seat swapping I ended up sitting next to one fine chick I had met 2 days earlier, and spend the last half hour of the flight making out with her. The woman next to us looked on in bewilderment, while the rest of the group looked on in total shock.

So yeah, the best part about going to Paris was the flight home. And sitting in the airport waiting for luggage. And waiting to board the bus.

[Pylis]

Hey, you're too damn young to be thinkin' 'bout sex. The girls your age don't even have fuzz!

As my friend's brother with herpes always says: Hey, if there's grass on the field, play ball.

[Technique]

My friend's brother got HERPES in 8th grade. From head. Just so you know.

Edit: He's pretty dumb, since the girl apaprently had a shaq-fuing COLD SORE at the time.

lol o man I feel sorry for him..

wtf do you mean Im to young to be thinking about sex.. Didnt you know that on average a teenager thinks of sex every 2 minutes, at least thats what I heard haha!

[karmapolice]

Reality strikes with a reality check...I second that "your too damn young to be thinkin' 'bout sex" statement...granted I am 16 and have done everything except "The Big One"...I did it with someone who I love and care about...It was a two year relationship and I have no regrets...doing stuff for the sake of "getting some" is stupid and dangerous...would you like to have Herpes or Syphalis (sp) just to get a blow job?...didnt think so...and if you said yes...your a sick bastard

[jbroush99]

I was 11 or 12 and my friend heard about some game called Kiss and Countdown. You basically go somewhere private with a girl and everyone else counts down from 10 to 0. Basically, you get 10 seconds to do whatever you can. I got paired with some girl and during our first countdown, we just gave each other a friendly little kiss. By our fourth turn, we went straight to the tongues!
She ended up being really slutty and now has 3 kids and isn't married!
Note: none are mine!

[Technique]

Of course I would say no...

[Reality's Fringe]

Hey, you're too damn young to be thinkin' 'bout sex. The girls your age don't even have fuzz!

As my friend's brother with herpes always says: Hey, if there's grass on the field, play ball.

Pfft, grass on the field? Hit it before the hair does, as I always say-I mean, my friend. My friend always....says.

[karmapolice]

So your the guy whose been staring at my 11 year old sister out the window...

[defender]

4th grade
Becky Raumbuch (I think I spelled the last name wrong)

I am like an incredible kisser. In my youth I had all the girls wanting to make out with me since I did it so well. I started kissing girls when I was in like kindergarten. Becky was the first girl who was an official girl friend. We lasted a few weeks even. We could make out in the playground all the time. By the time I was in High School I was kissing every girl in my area. I was known as a slut though and girls would quickly learn that I was a dog in heat. It got worse by the time I was in 11 grade...I had to find girls from other schools at that point to go out with. I always had girls I could "play" with but I was always on the hunt for fresh meat.

Anyways..french kissing rocks...rememeber to keep your tongue soft and loose and not to force it into anothers mouth. Open wide too.

:-)

[Pylis]

Pfft, grass on the field? Hit it before the hair does, as I always say-I mean, my friend. My friend always....says.

Lol. Congraduration, your skill is great!

[Technique]

sorry dude wrong guy.. lol I live in seattle and you live in nashville

Anyways..french kissing rocks...rememeber to keep your tongue soft and loose and not to force it into anothers mouth. Open wide too.

hahaha

[karmapolice]

I thought I was supposed to force my tongue in real sloppy like and just wiggle it around...hmm...(sarcasm)

[defender]

when you get good with french kissing its time to take the tongue south and use the same techniques...remember to lick EVERYWHERE

[redgopher]

when you get good with french kissing its time to take the tongue south and use the same techniques...remember to lick EVERYWHERE

Everywhere's good, but the mean bean is where it's at. My baby shakes like fucking L.A. when I whip out the tounge.

[karmapolice]

You also gotta blow cold and hot air JUST NEVER BLOW IT INTO THE HOLE! You can cause her heart to murmer and she could die...Learned that from the sex lady on Oxygen

[Mr. Anderson]

Anyways..french kissing rocks...rememeber to keep your tongue soft and loose and not to force it into anothers mouth. Open wide too.

:-)

Thanks for the advice, I'll take that into consideration.

[Reality's Fringe]

So your the guy whose been staring at my 11 year old sister out the window...

Hey, L-Look man, ok, if I want to take a late walk, then I can take a late walk. Ok? This is America. I'm free to look at all the underage gir-stars, stars, that I want. Capice?

[ykryptonite13]

Sigh... very innocent topic to a not-so-very-innocent topic... pretty funny actually. First kiss was when I was 17 (which seems like ages ago).

[redgopher]

Back on topic, my first kiss was when I was 15, with some hussy who decided to fuck around with me (not literally) for a couple days and then throw me out like week old trash.

Bitch.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

This topic is getting really disturbing...

[snotknocker]

I think I was 8. Julie my hot babysitter was 15. She practiced on me cause she had an older boyfriend. I'm still scarred. She stole my innocence.

[Mr. Anderson]

I think I was 8. Julie my hot babysitter was 15. She practiced on me cause she had an older boyfriend. I'm still scarred. She stole my innocence.

You can't be serious.

[karmapolice]

If thats true snot...thats messed up...really messed up...actually...now that I look back when I was round 6 I had a 10 year old to that to me...Id rather forget that

[karmapolice]

I guess your right reality...but the next time...to avoid awkwardness...dont go for a walk in your boxers...and keep the tissue in your pocket

[jbroush99]

You also gotta blow cold and hot air JUST NEVER BLOW IT INTO THE HOLE! You can cause her heart to murmer and she could die...Learned that from the sex lady on Oxygen

I saw the listing for that show one time, isn't it the Sunday Sex Show or something? I know I changed to that channel and saw it was an old lady talking about sex. I'm sure she's been around the block a few time and has excellent advice, but watching her or Dr. Ruth feels like getting sex advice from your grandma.

[karmapolice]

Shes actually really smart and doesnt speak like an old person...shes open to EVERYTHING...Just be prepaired if you do watch it some stuff people call it about is quite nasty...I watched it when I got the channel for free...it really helped me with my girlfriend...actually it helped my girlfriend more if you get my subtle drift...

[rabbitt]

You also gotta blow cold and hot air JUST NEVER BLOW IT INTO THE HOLE! You can cause her heart to murmer and she could die...Learned that from the sex lady on Oxygen

I saw the listing for that show one time, isn't it the Sunday Sex Show or something? I know I changed to that channel and saw it was an old lady talking about sex. I'm sure she's been around the block a few time and has excellent advice, but watching her or Dr. Ruth feels like getting sex advice from your grandma.

Thanks to that comment, I am going to have nightmares for a week.
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1550225022.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[snotknocker]

Serious as a heart attack I am. I did'nt really have issues with it till years later. It kind of desensitized my relationships with girls for the better part of my teens. When you get older and if you get wiser, you begin to reflect on things that happened in the past. Sometimes you are able to analyze things you did wrong and link them to a traumatic event or events in the past. This was one of mine, it's just too bad it took me twenty years to figure it out.

Edit: Just for the record I am much better now and have maitained a healthy relationship for almost nine years with the best kisser ever.

And Mr. A a word from the wise. You need to know whole-heartedly what you don't want, before you'll ever really know what you do want. Think about it.

[Pylis]

I think I'm comfortable enough around you to say that that picture gives me SUCH a raging hardon.

[Reality's Fringe]

I guess your right reality...but the next time...to avoid awkwardness...dont go for a walk in your boxers...and keep the tissue in your pocket

Hey, it's cool man. Just, you know, like, maybe leave the door a little open at your house one night and, I don't know, leave a sandwhich on the counter or something. Trust me!

[Pylis]

I think I'm comfortable enough around you to say that that picture gives me SUCH a raging hardon.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.

[karmapolice]

Will do...turkey,ham,PB&J,or salami?...and what toppings?...would you like ductape aswell?

[karmapolice]

Frodo...please never tell me of your sexual indevours again...

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Hey you asked

[Reality's Fringe]

PB&J.....And her Teddy Bear.......

[Mr. Anderson]

Frodo...please never tell me of your sexual indevours again...

CONCUR'D. I don't want to ever hear about Frodo and girls again.

[karmapolice]

Dirty or clean panties with that?...any hair from the drain I could hook you up with? PM me a price

[karmapolice]

I think your avatar perfectly suited that statement Mr. Anderson

[Pylis]

Damn server's going really slow for me right now. Sorry about the double post.

[Reality's Fringe]

Dirty or clean panties with that?...any hair from the drain I could hook you up with? PM me a price

An envelope full of dead skin flakes from my foreskin and-....ugh...you know.....I feel a little ill............................

[snotknocker]

Frodo..... you have no shock value for me anymore

[Technique]

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1550225022.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

LMAO! wow i remember that women hahaha,.. my friends and I were up late one night flipping through channels and I hear faintly, "*old women voice* Now have you ever tried putting nylons on, most of the time that works to turn you and him on." Then I turn around and say "wtf is this shit man change it." Then to look at the tv to find its this old lady talking about sex with other people. lmao I think that scared me for life.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I didn't mean to be a shock jock

[Mr. Anderson]

I think your avatar perfectly suited that statement Mr. Anderson

For some reason, his words remind me of this picture.

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/6020/UglyOwned.jpg

[rabbitt]

I'm glad that lady isn't my grandma. Can you imagine...???? *shivers*

[snotknocker]

I didn't mean to be a shock jock

I think that's exactly what you meant to be

[karmapolice]

"He sonny...so have you tried the dirty sanchez with your new girlfriend yet?...Rember to wear protection!" says grandma.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I think your avatar perfectly suited that statement Mr. Anderson

For some reason, his words remind me of this picture.

http://img37.exs.cx/img37/6020/UglyOwned.jpg

Who He?

[karmapolice]

...not you...so why does it matter?...or do you want his number?

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Yeah I do actually...

[Mr. Anderson]

You are digging your own grave, sir.

[karmapolice]

I think you should be out looking for an apartment...not guys phone numbers...

[snotknocker]

Yeah I do actually...

Frodo you are a little annoying so I will now turn you into a newt. ZAP!
Newts can't type

[SneakyPenguin]

Yeah I do actually...

Frodo you are a little annoying so I will now turn you into a newt. ZAP!
Newts can't type

See, but there's always the chance he will get better. and you will still be burned if there's any poultry around.

[Jaket]

no offense anyone.... but i think it kinda sad that some people are only getting "first kisses" so far into their life. i had my first kiss with a HOT girl in 7th grade.... and it wasnt spin the bottle bullshit either! and as for the virginity thing, same girl 2 years later... HAHAHAHA

[karmapolice]

Thats great and all Stealthy...but some people wait for the right time...like I did...I wasnt in a big rush to get a first kiss...and it came to me and was wonderful...some people want it to mean something...Now Im not saying yours meant nothing...Some people just want to wait for the right girl.

[snotknocker]

Yeah I do actually...

Frodo you are a little annoying so I will now turn you into a newt. ZAP!
Newts can't type

See, but there's always the chance he will get better. and you will still be burned if there's any poultry around.

Sneaky you are wise beyond your years

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I am waiting for Ms Right

[Pylis]

Hahaha! Actually, nobody asked when you first got laid. And besides, freshman year of highschool is probably too early. Third, you're full of crap when you say "no offense." I'll admit that there aren't many better ways to measure the badassness of a man than by how many women he can get sex with, but the key word here is "get," not "has had." Being more conservative when it comes to this sort of thing, I waited to try to get that first kiss until I actually wanted a relationship. I wasn't out trying to get laid.

Edit: Directed at Stealthy.

[snotknocker]

I am waiting for Ms Right

Don't hold your breath......... no.. no... wait, I take that back.
Do hold your breath. I'm done with you for now.

[Technique]

first of all wtf is with some people telling other people when to get laid or get kissed or something and when not to. or if its to "early". psh, WAKE UP BITCHES.

[karmapolice]

Im right there with you Pylis

[extzed]

my first *real* kiss was when I was 15 or so and I was so nieve that she busted out some line like "Come here I want to look at your eyes..." when I did and we kissed that first time I was good to go..... I was a little bit shy back then... I grew outta that kinda fast.... :)

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??

[tyecko]

fuck no

[extzed]

I don't know whether to feel insanely sorry for you frodo or just lmao..... honestly I'm leaning towards lmao

[Tom]

When I was 14 my girlfriend and I got into my bathroom at my party, and I frenched her. 15 seconds later everyone that came to the party busted open the door and gawked, that kind of ruined the moment.

[tyecko]

[quote="Dragonlordfrodo"]Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm

[Mr. Anderson]

[quote=Dragonlordfrodo]Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm

Burn.

[rabbitt]

[quote=Dragonlordfrodo]Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm

Burn.

Double Burn.

[swetooth9]

[quote=Dragonlordfrodo]Does that mean I got some because a girl licked my arm??[/quote
Well first I want to know why your sister was licking your arm

Burn.

Double Burn.

Damn. Triple Burn.

[zman73]

Honestly, it was in the first grade.. and yes I still remember the girls name... it was just one of those things that happened in the corner of the classroom... I was one of those boys who DIDNT think girls had cooties. When we did make out, we held up a large book to cover our faces. The teacher was kinda old and never caught us (sadly we only went out that morning and broke up that afternoon on the playground)

I made out with my mom's best friend's daughter around the time I was in the 3rd grade
I enjoyed it... and if any of you were wondering, lost my virginity at 15, not in like the 5th grade or anything :)

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I don't have a sister I am an only child.

[rabbitt]

So why did your mom lick your arm?

[Mr. Anderson]

So why did your mom lick your arm?

Burn.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Oh so now you are going to bring my dead mother into this???

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.

[extzed]

with all this burning maybe his blog will catch fire :hot:

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.

[punqsux]

Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

ouuuch

[Mr. Anderson]

Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.

Burn.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Don't speak ill of the dead...

[punqsux]

deadzone, looks like your tounge is hanging out...maybe youre frodo's armlicker!!

*hides*

[Dragonlordfrodo]

BTW I am bouts to update my blog

[rabbitt]

Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.

Burn.

Double burn.

[Mr Unoriginal]

Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.

So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.

Hahaha, go to his blog, check the comment for the latest post. He is made fun of on Something Awful. That is too good.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

AHHHHHHHH! I'd cut off my own tongue if that were to happen.

WOO, entertainment!! Send us a link with your witty blog entries when you're done.

Oh yeah, mr unoriginal. I've seen the comments... and laughed my ass off. They are something special. I have redeemed that blog thread as my favorite on CAG ever. Just so much hilarity in a single thread.

[extzed]

PostPosted: July 22, 2004, 10:51 pm Post subject:
x0thedeadzone0x wrote:
Dragonlordfrodo wrote:
Seriously it was a girl at school. I didn't even like her, we didn't get along too good.


So anyways... why was your mom at your school?

EDIT: I hope not ext, because it's some damn funny and entertaining reading. Whenever I feel depressed, I'll just read his blog, laugh my ass off and feel better. Hell, anybody can.


Hahaha, go to his blog, check the comment for the latest post. He is made fun of on Something Awful. That is too good.


lmao :rofl:

[extzed]

wow a deep new posting from frodo.... he talks of getting his x-box modded and so forth.... not quite so entertaining as previous ones

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I wish you "People" would fucking sign your names when commenting.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D

[tyecko]

QUOTE"I thought nothing of it, until today when I looked at it, and found a cold sore type infection on my lip. What the fuck? Cold sores are caused by HERPES! So now I have a STD, but didn't do anything to get it. It is stupid because it would have been better to get it from eating pussy or something."QUOTE"

Are you sure you didnt get it from suckin ur dads cock

[Dragonlordfrodo]

No I was sucking your mommas cock...

[SneakyPenguin]

No I was sucking your mommas cock...

Dude, I know you think that's a burn, but you just admitted to sucking cock. Nice self-pwn.

[tyecko]

so you admit to sucking cock?

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I'd suck a guy... for a price. Say $1,000,000. Wouldn't you?

[Tom]

Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D
Watch out, I bet he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D
Watch out, I beat he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.

Sorry I already did that...

[SneakyPenguin]

I'd suck a guy... for a price. Say $1. Hell, I'd do it for free. Wouldn't you?

I couldn't resist.

[tyecko]

I'd suck a guy... for a price. Say $1,000,000. Wouldn't you?

No man, but I guess you'll take anything that comes your way.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D
Watch out, I beat he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.

Ahh jesus... well there's not much to spank especially since he only gets 2 inches when his mom licks his arm.
:puke:

[snakeeyez101]

while ago....

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I'd suck a guy... for a price. Say $1,000,000. Wouldn't you?

No man, but I guess you'll take anything that comes your way.

Liar. I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

[tyecko]

Just wait until tomorrow's post, I go to UCP tomorrow...

Like, that's like, totally cool like. Congratulations on your like, 54$ Gamecube, that's like totally awesome.
Maybe I'll post a comment... >D
Watch out, I beat he is spanking it to your picture now, and thinking of his mom licking him.

Sorry I already did that...


ahhhh the funny thing is that aside from u admitting to spankling it to a teenager, you also admit to thinking of your mom licking your are while doing it.

[Tom]

Oh, and he has no friends, (check his friend portion on his blog)

[Dragonlordfrodo]

xdeadzonex looks legal...

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Oh, and he has no friends, (check his friend portion on his blog)

That is because none of my friends use blurty

[tyecko]

I'm pretty sure shes 14( if I'm wrong sorry deadzone)

[Dragonlordfrodo]

That is legal in alabama

[tyecko]

Oh, and he has no friends, (check his friend portion on his blog)

That is because none of my friends use blurty

imaginary friends can't fucntion computers, let alone blurty.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Oh, and he has no friends, (check his friend portion on his blog)

This is news how? ;)
His only friend is Mini-frodo (they're well-acquainted) and the infinitesimal specs next to it.

No tyecko you're right, I'm 14. 15 next month, and damn that is a disgusting thought. :puke:

[drfrielgood]

My first kiss was when I was 16 during a truth or dare game. Kind of a weird situation, as I'd turned the girl down when she asked me to a dance the year before. The kiss had to be ten seconds long, but I kept my tongue firmly inside my mouth and wound up pulling away after about 6 seconds. I've probably traumatized the girl with all that I've put her through.

As for a first french kiss, that was with my (now) ex-girlfriend when I was 17. Pretty much all my firsts came with her, since we dated for 2 years and all. But that's over now, and I'm alone for the time being. Damn.

[SpookyD]

I've gotta say about a year ago or so. It was totaly snuck up on me too. I have to say it was welcome though ;).

[coolcps]

I think dragonlordfrodo officially took over this topic around page 4 or 5. He is on fire! (from all the burning)

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.

[Tom]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.

[Mr. Anderson]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.

Burn.

[Tom]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.

Burn.
Double Burn.

[skittlez jr.]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.

Burn.
Double Burn.Whatever burn comes next. :?

[Tom]

Still waiting for Ms. Right.
There is a typo in your post, you mean Mr. right.

Burn.
Double Burn.Whatever burn comes next. :?
I believe that is the ultra-mega-mega burn

[jer7583]

My first kiss was when i was 17, I and my first girlfriend were on the couch with my head on her lap and her sitting up, when she is lookin at me and pulls me up to her for an upside down kiss, it was a pretty good one. She ended up being a bitch though.

I have a much better girlfriend now, and she hates the tongue as much as I do.. Im not a fan of that when making out.. She likes the hard pressure on the lips kisses and kisses all over her neck and stomach.. damn am I glad we're spending tomorrow together..

[ex0]

Waiting my ass.

"I decided today I need a girlfriend, or at least a female friend. I really am shy, but when I get to know someone, I can really open to them. I have never experienced what it is like to have a girlfriend. I have been in love a few times before but was too scared to talk to the girls. So here it goes. If any girls use the blurty site and live in the buffalo area, please email me at Imprimis_Obscurity@yahoo.com or AIM me at Nekrotik_Karnage.

I am a 19 year old male. Non smoker, Straight-edge, non drinker. I am a little on the heavy side but that shouldn't really matter right? I work at utilityaccounts on delaware doing data entry. I am actually a very funny person with a great sense of humor. I can be a bit arrogant at times, but who isn't.

I am looking for a

18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me."

[Mr. Anderson]

Waiting my ass.

"I decided today I need a girlfriend, or at least a female friend. I really am shy, but when I get to know someone, I can really open to them. I have never experienced what it is like to have a girlfriend. I have been in love a few times before but was too scared to talk to the girls. So here it goes. If any girls use the blurty site and live in the buffalo area, please email me at Imprimis_Obscurity@yahoo.com or AIM me at Nekrotik_Karnage.

I am a 19 year old male. Non smoker, Straight-edge, non drinker. I am a little on the heavy side but that shouldn't really matter right? I work at utilityaccounts on delaware doing data entry. I am actually a very funny person with a great sense of humor. I can be a bit arrogant at times, but who isn't.

I am looking for a

18 - 23 year old female. Any race or ethnicity is okay. I prefer a non smoker. Light/social drinker is okay, but I prefer non drinker. I actually prefer a straight-edge female (No drinking, no smoking, no drugs, no casual sex). I would love it if she was into some my interests, like Video Games, Lord of the Rings, etc. Basically I need a girl who can kick my ass in Halo, and then lay down with me and watch a 4 hr movie (Lord of the Rings Extended Cut). And when I say that, I mean someone who doesn't just watch it because Orlando Bloom (Legolas) is hot. I mean someone that can actually understand the movie and talk about it in a intelligent way, because LOTR is a classic, both film and literature (Yes I own the books, and read the books multiple times, and fully understand the story). Basically I am looking for a Geeky straight edge girl. Looks are unimportant to me."

Join the club, bro.

[Reality's Fringe]

I'm looking for a girl, ages 17-19, thin and sexy, big boobs and a tight ass who doesn't have to share any of my hobbies at all but will not complain about them have frequent sex with me . PM me!

[darkmere]

first kiss feels like it was in another lifetime...back in 98 i think...fun summer full of weird times and the corruption of my morals...i went out with a girl i worked with for that summer and we went all sorts of interesting places all nite on the weekends...i had just turned 17 and lived in florida...anyway...we went out on our first date and she drove...i don't even remember where we went...i just remember that she walked with me back to the gate of the townhouse i lived in and we were saying goodnite...i went to open the gate door and she was like aren't you gonna kiss me...so we made out there...lame story i guess...there are much better ones from my experiences with her, but can't talk about them here...those were fun days though

[1SwtDeception]

haha half these pages are just burnage .. good laugh

but errr my first real kiss was in freshmen year with my ex with a juicyfruit in my mouth.. now that i come to think of it.. i wonder how the gum not be swallowed or something O,o

[Medium_Pimpin]

When i was 17, at a rave....

Anyways i went with a group of people and one of the people was a japanese foriegn exchange student, we took some stuff and she was all over me, she stole my first (french) kiss and i stole hers.

Anyways,
The first real 'not under the influence' french kiss came a few days later.

[BakaHoushi]

Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

Edit: I dshould add, though, that my family has a very Italian style of showing affection. We can meet someone new and kiss them on cheek, regardless of age, gender, etc. It's probably a part of our Latvian heritage or something. So, while I may actually KISS people more often than I've said above, I did not count it since there kisses are not under the implied context (which is redundant because context is always implied).

[Mr. Anderson]

Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

Edit: I dshould add, though, that my family has a very Italian style of showing affection. We can meet someone new and kiss them on cheek, regardless of age, gender, etc. It's probably a part of our Latvian heritage or something. So, while I may actually KISS people more often than I've said above, I did not count it since there kisses are not under the implied context (which is redundant because context is always implied).

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

[SneakyPenguin]

Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

::Joins in applying armor::

I feel the exact same way. There no rush, there is all the time in the world, enough time to plan, enough time to make the first special, to make the first count.

BIG edit.

[crazytalkx]

Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

Edit: I dshould add, though, that my family has a very Italian style of showing affection. We can meet someone new and kiss them on cheek, regardless of age, gender, etc. It's probably a part of our Latvian heritage or something. So, while I may actually KISS people more often than I've said above, I did not count it since there kisses are not under the implied context (which is redundant because context is always implied).

well as long as your happy.........i guess..............weird kinda italian affection though..........people might get the wrong impression :twisted:

[BakaHoushi]

well as long as your happy.........i guess..............weird kinda italian affection though..........people might get the wrong impression :twisted:

::coughs:: Well, we're not Italian, we just have a rather Italian method of greeting people. At the same time, however, I do know not everyone is comfortable with this, so, it's not really something I tend to do on the first meeting. I prefer to shake hands and hug someone at first and if I think they're the kind of person who doesn't think kissing is purely for their lover (For example, I'm meeting a girl from Spain soon. In Spain, well, they pretty much do the same thing. Hugs and kisses are a common greeting. So, I should be able to just give her a kiss on the cheek with no problem [add in to the fact that I've spoken to her online for 2-3 years...] Whereas I know a boy who doesn't even hug his father. They shake hands. Though that sounds disturbing... especially considering the kid is an over opinionated nazi.).

...What was I talking about? Oh yes. Good news, every--

No, wait, kissing, yes. Well, in other words, I just like to guage a person and see how well they'd respond to it. Unlike my father. But he's the most socialble man I've ever met in my life. Odd considering I'm one of the least socialble people he's ever met.

[cag1000]

i had sex before i ever kissed a girl at age 11
then i kissed at age 12 first time

[Mr. Anderson]

Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

::Joins in applying armor::

I feel the exact same way. There no rush, there is all the time in the world, enough time to plan, enough time to make the first special, to make the first cunt.

Best. Typo. Ever.

[SneakyPenguin]

Currently, I'm 17 and I've never kissed a girl.

Now, currently, I'm waiting for a series of flame replies laughing at me and calling me a lifeless loser, a virgin, and a series of other moronic comments.

The truth is, I haven't kissed a girl because I really haven't wanted to. I live a rather sheltered life. Outside anime, video games, and books, I don't do much and I'm happy that way. Sure, it gets lonely occasionally, but I'm still happy here. So, I really don't care.

Granted, even if I did seek out female companionship, there'd be no french kissing involved. I'm just not interested in that right now. I'd just want someone to hug and talk to.

::puts on his anti-flame armor::

::Joins in applying armor::

I feel the exact same way. There no rush, there is all the time in the world, enough time to plan, enough time to make the first special, to make the first cunt.

Best. Typo. Ever.

Hooooley shiite, I do believe you are right. Oops.

[Tromack]

My first was really awkward. It was my sophomore year and I had just gone on a first date with this girl. She had flirted really heavily at school, but was dead during the whole date. So I drive her back to her house and say goodnight and figure that a kiss is out of the question since the date went pretty badly. So anyway she just stands there, and all I can think is, "Fuck. She expects me to kiss her." We stand their awkwardly for about 5 minutes, having the most awkward conversation known to mankind. Finally, I just say, "What the hell" and go in for the kiss. It was quite the good kiss, lasting about 25 minutes.

[tyecko]

i had sex before i ever kissed a girl at age 11
then i kissed at age 12 first time

I hope that's a joke.

[karmapolice]

I too hope he is joking tyecko...if he is not...well then thats just sad...Could you even get it up?...

[Mr. Anderson]

I too hope he is joking tyecko...if he is not...well then thats just sad...Could you even get it up?...

If he could, it really wouldn't make a difference.

[Duo_Maxwell]

Man all the burnage in this thread reminds me of the time in ATHF when Meatwad was playing that insult video game. "Triple Burn... You're the insult master." Good episode.

[LoganDX]

A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.

So a big fat girl tried to kiss a big fat racist jackass shriveled dick pedophile? Sounds like a perfect match. Why'd you push her away?...

[cag1000]

not a joke

[tyecko]

not a joke

How would you even know how to do it. And why would the girl be willing to.

[Mr. Anderson]

not a joke

How would you even know how to do it. And why would the girl be willing to.

He would probably know how to do it, we had sex ed in 5th grade.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.

So a big fat girl tried to kiss a big fat racist jackass shriveled dick pedophile? Sounds like a perfect match. Why'd you push her away?...

That description never fit me...

[Wshakspear]

when i was about 14-15, i had 2 girls (best friends), 1 holding my arms behind my back while i had a sweatshirt wrapped around my eyes, and had the other one kiss me.

in retrospect, that was really nice of them...

[Acrylic]

Haha..

NIIICE!

[Technique]

Actually now I can remember, when I was about 5 years old this girl named zara, :lol: , came up at a school picnick and kissed me out of the blue.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

If you REALLY want to get technical, I did have one Girlfriend in my life. When I was like 6 or 7, there was a girl named Jessica I think her name was. She was my next door neighbor, and we used to play together. However she moved away and I never saw her again. I doubt if she will even remember me today.

[Technique]

I bet she was your sister.

[1SwtDeception]

I bet she was your sister.

burned

[Technique]

*takes lighter, burns the words "burned by CAG" into Dragonlordfrodo's arm*

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Whatever

[Dragonlordfrodo]

The term "troll" doesn't fit me anymore, so beat it.

[Acrylic]

The term "troll" doesn't fit me anymore, so beat it.

Beat it to what? Little teenagers? Thats you, sorry.

burned

[Reality's Fringe]

That poor kid just doean't catch a break, does he?

[hiccupleftovers]

The term "troll" doesn't fit me anymore, so beat it.

Sure it doesn't, so now you can turn it on and off in a snap? ONce a troll, always a troll. To me you still are a racist troll.

[karmapolice]

Im sure the chair that was trying to catch him as he sits would break...but I guess that doesnt count

[Dragonlordfrodo]

What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.

[JSweeney]

Because you're a whiny little man-child.
Considering what you've put in your blog and the way you've posted, I'm begining to believe that many of your problems are self-inflicted, and that while your parents are not perfect, they are still doing things in your best interest.

You think they're taking your money... they're providing for your room/board/medical, etc.
I'm begining to think your less and less the victim, and more and more the selfish child who can't see beyond his own short term needs.

[hiccupleftovers]

What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.


"Whacking" it to DZ's picture in most/all states could make you a pedophiliac not to mention your story about your parents is too unbelievable, your obviously not telling us something, not to mention you are above the legal age of adulthood so you could just move out when you please.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Dude it was a JOKE! Now lock this thread.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.

Hahaha. Look buddy, you're entitled to think whatever the hell you want about my looks, because I don't fucking care what you have to say. You're no charmer yourself. For all we know, you've expressed yourself as a pathetic and sad loser, a mentally retarded piece of scum not worthy to live yet your parents think that you are deserving to post a thread about all your grievances just for living in their house and letting them take care of your fat ass and baby you to no end. You're probably not mature enough to realize that they are the ones taking care of you. Many people suggested you move out but you just completely ignore them. Stop your bitching, moaning and whining and if you're gonna claim not to be a troll anymore, DO IT. But you've already scarred the site with your infectious and putrid presence so probably many of us prefer you just leave. It probably isn't the first time you've been asked either.
Besides, I'd be surprised if he can even get that thing up.

Alright, now if you want this thread locked so bad then fine.

[JSweeney]

You know, just because you make yourself look like an ass is not a proper reason for a thread to be locked. Every thread you ever take part in would eventually have to be locked if that were the case.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

I second Locking this thread.

[captainofindustry]

He, was 5'4, 320 pounds and smelled of garl.... I mean I did it with the spice girls and the first time I kissed it was a Ginger and Baby sandwhich (mwahahaha evil mcpunnerson). It tasted like old buffalo wings.

[rabbitt]

What I don't understand is nobody believes me about what I say about my parents, but I make a dumb joke about whacking it to deadzone's ugly ass pic, and you are all over that like yesterday's dinner.

Hahaha. Look buddy, you're entitled to think whatever the hell you want about my looks, because I don't shaq-fuing care what you have to say. You're no charmer yourself. For all we know, you've expressed yourself as a pathetic and sad loser, a mentally retarded piece of scum not worthy to live yet your parents think that you are deserving to post a thread about all your grievances just for living in their house and letting them take care of your fat ass and baby you to no end. You're probably not mature enough to realize that they are the ones taking care of you. Many people suggested you move out but you just completely ignore them. Stop your bitching, moaning and whining and if you're gonna claim not to be a troll anymore, DO IT. But you've already scarred the site with your infectious and putrid presence so probably many of us prefer you just leave. It probably isn't the first time you've been asked either.
Besides, I'd be surprised if he can even get that thing up.

Alright, now if you want this thread locked so bad then fine.

In light of everything, BURNED.

[Technique]

I second Locking this thread.

NO! NEVER! BURN,BURN,BURN! Burn baby burn.

[Dragonlordfrodo]

Okay whoever is spamming my blog posts, this is harassment. I know it is the same person over and over again. Don't make me have to press charges.

[karmapolice]

You were the first to mention locking it frodo...you cant second yourself...dumbass...anyways...If deadzone lived around me Id hook up with her...I dont know what your talkin about but shes pretty hot IMO...and no im not a 25 year old pediphile (sp)...I am 16...so she would be fair game...that wasnt meant to seem like I was reducing you to meat...Just meaning to say yo hot

[SneakyPenguin]

You were the first to mention locking it frodo...you cant second yourself...dumbass...anyways...If deadzone lived around me Id hook up with her...I dont know what your talkin about but shes pretty hot IMO...and no im not a 25 year old pediphile (sp)...I am 16...so she would be fair game...that wasnt meant to seem like I was reducing you to meat...Just meaning to say yo hot

Hehehe, this is funny, as people still don't know. DZ is taken.....by me. Yea, so I REALLY want to kill Frodo right now, but that's life.

And this is not his thread to lock, it's Anderson's. he's just delusional now.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

You were the first to mention locking it frodo...you cant second yourself...dumbass...anyways...If deadzone lived around me Id hook up with her...I dont know what your talkin about but shes pretty hot IMO...and no im not a 25 year old pediphile (sp)...I am 16...so she would be fair game...that wasnt meant to seem like I was reducing you to meat...Just meaning to say yo hot

Hehehe, this is funny, as people still don't know. DZ is taken.....by me. Yea, so I REALLY want to kill Frodo right now, but that's life.

And this is not his thread to lock, it's Anderson's. he's just delusional now.

Heh, yeah, but somewhat sad. Anyways thanks karma. I appreciate that, and I know what you were trying to say. I'm just not available, i'm very happily taken. but thanks.

[karmapolice]

Shes all yours man...I was just trying to explain that she is not ugly as the fat man has said...If you and her really are together then you really think ima go to MA to get a GF...no way...I think frodo thinks shes ugly cuz she doesnt look like a bacon double cheeseburger...

[Reality's Fringe]

Bitch! Sneaky is MY MAN!

[LoganDX]

A big fat girl tried to kiss me in a car once, I puished her away. Also I had a semi attractive girl lick my arm once. I got wood off it. I was a full 2 inches.

So a big fat girl tried to kiss a big fat racist jackass shriveled dick pedophile? Sounds like a perfect match. Why'd you push her away?...

That description never fit me...

:bs:

Fits you just right....

[Technique]

:roll:

[SneakyPenguin]

Shes all yours man...I was just trying to explain that she is not ugly as the fat man has said...If you and her really are together then you really think ima go to MA to get a GF...no way...I think frodo thinks shes ugly cuz she doesnt look like a bacon double cheeseburger...

I know, and it was really nice of you to say that. I'm just rying to get that fact out, since some people are still only finding out, and this is 8 weeks now.

Bitch! Sneaky is MY MAN!

Hey, we broke that off many moons ago. Too much emotional baggage, and always talking in the third person got annoying, as did never being able to fly on vacation. It's over. I've moved on. You found work.

[Reality's Fringe]

You can't escape it, bubby. I remember all the nipple tweaking and how we used to baste each others asses in a nice honey glaze. You can't escape your past by moving a couple of miles away! :(

[karmapolice]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

[Technique]

From first kiss to fat ass son of a bitch talking about other fat asses kissing him, then burning :twisted: Man do I love you guys and this forum...except frodo...

[tyecko]

Seems like a real catch, a good looking girl who also likes video games. Where's the downside?

[Reality's Fringe]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Oh no, me and Sneaky used to work together on the Railroad. We'd go down to the pond everyonce and a while and do a little breast stroke, and I'd join him down in the water and rub mud and algae all over my ass and neck and shit! Oh, it was fun...........................................Some times I even question whether I'm joking or not.

[Technique]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Oh no, me and Sneaky used to work together on the Railroad. We'd go down to the pond everyonce and a while and do a little breast stroke, and I'd join him down in the water and rub mud and algae all over my ass and neck and shit! Oh, it was fun...........................................Some times I even question whether I'm joking or not.

Wait halfway reading throgh this I get lost and ask my self what the fuck is going on.

[SneakyPenguin]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Oh no, me and Sneaky used to work together on the Railroad. We'd go down to the pond everyonce and a while and do a little breast stroke, and I'd join him down in the water and rub mud and algae all over my ass and neck and shit! Oh, it was fun...........................................Some times I even question whether I'm joking or not.

Seriously, stop. It's really freaking me out. Quite disturbing.

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Right here on good old CAG.

Seems like a real catch, a good looking girl who also likes video games. Where's the downside?

There is one, the distance. NY to MA. But not much of a problem much longer.

[Reality's Fringe]

Mission Comprete!

[karmapolice]

So have you met in person yet?...Im guessing yes...I wish you luck in your new found relationship...

[SneakyPenguin]

So have you met in person yet?...Im guessing yes...I wish you luck in your new found relationship...

This upcoming Saturday will be the first, and thanks.

Wooo, go us for getting the topic off that fat fuck and into something related to the original topic.

[Mr. Anderson]

Hey Frodick. This is still my thread, dumbass. Just because your getting burned doesn't mean it's wrong. When a mod feels it gets out of hand, that is when this thread will be locked.

[karmapolice]

Haha...yeah I guess it did move from (relationship)->(fat ass jerk)->(relationship)...go us...I wish you good luck and hope its not too awkward to meet...just read back through the beginning to learn how to please her (I kid I kid)...good luck to you and DZ :)

[Technique]

Hey Frodick. This is still my thread, dumbass. Just because your getting burned doesn't mean it's wrong. When a mod feels it gets out of hand, that is when this thread will be locked.

All hail Mr Anderson! :twisted: If needed we can still burn.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Haha...yeah I guess it did move from (relationship)->(fat ass jerk)->(relationship)...go us...I wish you good luck and hope its not too awkward to meet...just read back through the beginning to learn how to please her (I kid I kid)...good luck to you and DZ :)

Phew... sorry I wasn't posting and all because I was watching adult swim. Heh. Well thanks, yeah we meet right here on CAG (the irony eh?) And thank you. Hopefully it'll go smoothly... but I'm kinda nervous about it. And that is true, Frodo this isn't your thread.
BUURN. CAG's topics are great.

[tyecko]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol

[SpookyD]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol

I hope your not serious... :roll:

[x0thedeadzone0x]

Reality's Fringe... you were kinda scaring me. :P

And tyecko I just saw your last post in that locked thread... lmao... thanks... :oops:

[punqsux]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol

I hope your not serious... :roll:

yeah dude...she dosent even have handles...stick with spookyd

[Technique]

wahts this thing with nintendo girl? what happen to her?

[SpookyD]

I think I remember you saying it...but I forget...it comes with my lifestyle...Congrats and one question...Did you meet on here or did you meet at school or some such?

Right here on good old CAG.


Hmm, how old is Nintendofangirl?lol

I hope your not serious... :roll:

yeah dude...she dosent even have handles...stick with spookyd

Damn straight.

[tyecko]

wait a minute I'm confused, handles? Anyways it was just a joke but is she ugly or something? And is SpookyD a girl?

[Technique]

Ahhh what in the name of fuck is going on!?

[SpookyD]

wait a minute I'm confused, handles? Anyways it was just a joke but is she ugly or something? And is SpookyD a girl?

I think your question awnsers itself.

[tyecko]

that shes ugly?

[punqsux]

yeah dude...look at spooky...handles....just think about it...

[tyecko]

hair?

[SpookyD]

that shes ugly?

Nah I meant about me, I have no knowledge about nfg, I was only saying it wouldn't work.

And about the hair... well I don't really see how that has to do with me seeing has I have a lack of it.

[Technique]

lmao can we please just stop playing the god damn fucking guessing game and please fill us in here. I would really apreciate it :D .

[x0thedeadzone0x]

hair?'

I have no idea what that last quote was, but there's been a few inside jokes on CAG you might've missed. I'm laughing so hard right now for a combination of things.

[tyecko]

so spooky are you a girl and if so how old?

[tyecko]

hair?'

I have no idea what that last quote was, but there's been a few inside jokes on CAG you might've missed. I'm laughing so hard right now for a combination of things.

Yeah I mustve missed a lot of stuff. Fill me in Deadzone.

[Technique]

Thats what I was saying, dayum.

[MrWazeleski]

i got my first real kiss when i was 14 in a sports bar with this girl from outta town

[SpookyD]

so spooky are you a girl and if so how old?

I think i'm out of your league.

[tyecko]

oh alright

[LoganDX]

yeah dude...look at spooky...handles....just think about it...

what do you call a chick with pigtails? A bj with handles...

[SpookyD]

oh alright

No hard feelings, its just that someone like me, you know, with handles. We don't come along every day.

[SpookyD]

yeah dude...look at spooky...handles....just think about it...

what do you call a chick with pigtails? A bj with handles...

We arn't talking pigtails, were talking steel handles. Do you really think you can handle that?