The 'Captain Planet Poured a Glass of Water Down the Back of My T.V.' OTT

[Brak]

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o313/braxor/captainplanet_pour.gif
Captain Planet poured a glass of water down the back of my T.V.

-

Here is a Haiku

~
O' Captain Planet
Why did you pour the water?
That was my T.V.
~

[Rocko]

First.

[CocheseUGA]

Epic fail.

[Strell]

I am amused.

[Rocko]

Lulz-killer, even.

[CocheseUGA]

CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://captainplanetfoundation.org/uploadedFiles/images/TedandCaptainPlanet8576_019.JPG

[Brak]

I'm at work, in a situation where I mos' def' can't be on the Interknit... and I still pulled it off!

[CocheseUGA]

I'm at work, in a situation where I mos' def' can't be on the Interknit... and I still pulled it off!

Considering you had to do a ninja edit to even get OTT in the title...

Boss-button fail.

[lordwow]

http://www.igu.ro/latrecut/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/captain_planet_6325547.jpg

[Brak]

Considering you had to do a ninja edit to even get OTT in the title...

Boss-button fail.
Yeah. But you're married with kids.

[CocheseUGA]

Yeah. But you're married with kids.

You have to work. I call that even.

[JimmieMac]

He asked you nicely, at least 3 times to turn the TV off when you left the room. You didn't so he had to take matters into his own hands.

He's got a whole planet to keep his eye on and he can't be playin' "ask Brak half a dozen times to help out."

Fuck your TV.

[Maklershed]

Captain Planet has bling on his teef.

[Brak]

He asked you nicely, at least 3 times to turn the TV off when you left the room. You didn't so he had to take matters into his own hands.

He's got a whole planet to keep his eye on and he can't be playin' "ask Brak half a dozen times to help out."

Fuck your TV.
I thought he was just bein' a dick, destroying one of my pseudo-appliances, for me being a dick, making fun of Graystone lifting a legitimate appliance. :'[

[Strell]

He asked you nicely, at least 3 times to turn the TV off when you left the room. You didn't so he had to take matters into his own hands.

He's got a whole planet to keep his eye on and he can't be playin' "ask Brak half a dozen times to help out."

Fuck your TV.

Plus those big fuckers use more energy than a LCD HDTV.

Captain Planet takes his tv power usage seriously.

[CocheseUGA]

Captain Planet takes his tv power usage seriously.


Word on the street is he makes that little Mexican boy run a wheel, and makes the Sweedish chick bob up and down to make extra power.

[Strell]

Word on the street is he makes that little Mexican boy run a wheel, and makes the Sweedish chick bob up and down to make extra power.

I think the only power the Swedish chick is helping is the power in his pants, given your description.

Though I'm not convinced he swings that way. Not with that outfit and color scheme.

[CocheseUGA]

I think the only power the Swedish chick is helping is the power in his pants.

Though I'm not convinced he swings that way.

What do you think the bobing is for?

[Brak]

... Graystone's behind this.

[Maklershed]

Captain Planet is a dick!

[Strell]

... Graystone's behind this.

Why are you talking about Graystone's behind?

[wubb]

I am also amused.

And thanks for the Amazon link confirmation Mak. Now I just (mildly) worry the tards at CC will figure they better hold it until Tuesday since that's when games and DVDs are always released. Hopefully the ad will say 'Available Aug 20th!' in big print and I can wave that under their nose.

[senorwoohoo]

Captain Planet is a punk bitch.

[Scorch]

Gonna take pollution down to zero, bitches.

[klwillis45]

Earth would be a better place if CP wasn't such a shitty,shitty cartoon.

~4 hrs til Superbad...

[Strell]

Lunchtime, ninjas.

I am outtie 5000.

[CocheseUGA]

See ya Romulox.

And, I think someone already beat us to the punch *wink, wink*

[Maklershed]

I am also amused.

And thanks for the Amazon link confirmation Mak. Now I just (mildly) worry the tards at CC will figure they better hold it until Tuesday since that's when games and DVDs are always released. Hopefully the ad will say 'Available Aug 20th!' in big print and I can wave that under their nose.

Speaking of hoping stores hold their promises. I'm hoping Bioshock is at my house on release date as Gamestop's website said it would be and I'm hoping my Big Daddy figurine isnt broken.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Captain Planet is a no-talent hack. The Carrot Top of the superhero world. Yeah, I said it.

[CocheseUGA]

Goddamn text message spam.

[Rocko]

Earth would be a better place if CP wasn't such a shitty,shitty cartoon.

~4 hrs til Superbad...

CP has a much different meaning today.

[dallow]

I know you're reading this...

What's up with the lurkers in the OTT? How many do we have?
I find it fascinating.

I posted about a Humperdinks coupon 1 or 2 OTTs ago, and someone who joined CAG today, PMs me about it.

[corrosivefrost]

I am also amused.

And thanks for the Amazon link confirmation Mak. Now I just (mildly) worry the tards at CC will figure they better hold it until Tuesday since that's when games and DVDs are always released. Hopefully the ad will say 'Available Aug 20th!' in big print and I can wave that under their nose.

Music and Movies are on Tuesdays... games are weird... they don't quite have Soundscan or any of that to comply with. I want to say generally speaking, when I worked at EB way back when, games generally showed up on wednesdays.

[klwillis45]

CP has a much different meaning today.

explain plz

[tiredfornow]

Heh, I don't think I'll be bothered by the two stooges anytime soon.

guy across me: Are you religious?
me: What's that?
guy across me: You know, do you like god and stuff?
me: Ohhh, nah I don't fuck with that kinda stuff... ruins your brain.
guy across me: this guy, umm.. okay.
me: Yeah, I don't mess with god, but I do enjoy the devils work.
guy behind me: :shock:
me: What?
guy behind me: That's cool I guess, You probably like Slipknot and Slayer too.
me: Naw, I like pop.
guy across me: Damn dude, you're fucking weird.
me: touche.
guy behind me: What?

It's been quiet ever since.

[Pancake Rabbit]

I know you're reading this...

What's up with the lurkers in the OTT? How many do we have?
I find it fascinating.


Millions upon millions.

[Rocko]

Lurking in the OTT gives you testicular cancer.

[dallow]

I REALLY need a cheese slicer.

I was cutting cheese with a knife yesterday and I can't take it anymore!

[Rocko]

Heh... heh... cutting cheese... heh...

[Number83]

What about the Planeteers?

[Demolition Man]

Captain Planet is a no-talent hack. The Carrot Top of the superhero world. Yeah, I said it.

http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module2/80423/objection_qjpreviewth.gif

[Rocko]

Phoenix Wright sucks.

[dallow]

http://www.tabletools.com/ttools/images/std_img/16143.jpg

http://www.cooking.com/images/products/shprodde/115702.jpg

[Demolition Man]

Phoenix Wright sucks.

No Wai?

[Liquid 2]

Heh, I don't think I'll be bothered by the two stooges anytime soon.

guy across me: Are you religious?
me: What's that?
guy across me: You know, do you like god and stuff?
me: Ohhh, nah I don't fuck with that kinda stuff... ruins your brain.
guy across me: this guy, umm.. okay.
me: Yeah, I don't mess with god, but I do enjoy the devils work.
guy behind me: :shock:
me: What?
guy behind me: That's cool I guess, You probably like Slipknot and Slayer too.
me: Naw, I like pop.
guy across me: Damn dude, you're fucking weird.
me: touche.
guy behind me: What?

It's been quiet ever since.:lol:

That's awesome, man.

And Captain Planet rocks. $$$$a can turn into electricity and shit. How is that not kick ass?

[Rocko]

$$$$ers be raggin' on the new Halloween already in that Enter The Dragon thread. Fuck them.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Phoenix Wright sucks.

I think the 8 million people on CAG with phoenix wright avatars/sigs suck more.

[Rocko]

I think the 8 million people on CAG with phoenix wright avatars/sigs suck more.

This is da truf.

[klwillis45]

$$$$ers be raggin' on the new Halloween already in that Enter The Dragon thread. Fuck them.

Trailer looks good. Zombies other flicks were ok IMO, however I'm not a horror lover/hater either.

[Rocko]

I loved H1KC and Devil's Rejects. I'd probably see his Halloween remake even if it blows, but I doubt it will.

[tiredfornow]

I dont give a shit about Rob Zombie but his movies were teh funniez, The Devils Reject was worth a dvd purchase though. I know Halloween will be sweet too.

Finally, me and the lady agree on a movie and will be watching Superbad tonight or tomorrow morning.

Also got my first check from work, 3 7 hr-days of work and got paid 253.67, woot.

[Warner1281]

http://www.cooking.com/images/products/shprodde/115702.jpg

Is that what that thing is? I've had that in my kitchen for ages now with no particular use. It's been used as a cake cutter, spatula, and even a really crappy serving spoon. Hmmmm... I wonder if my wife has known this all along and has been secretly laughing her ass off everytime I open the drawer and pull that thing out and give it a funny look.

[corrosivefrost]

I loved H1KC and Devil's Rejects. I'd probably see his Halloween remake even if it blows, but I doubt it will.

I don't think there's a good movie amongst the entire Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, or Friday the 13th series.

[Demolition Man]

I think the 8 million people on CAG with phoenix wright avatars/sigs suck more.

Personally I hate people with avatar/sigs that contain bunnies/rabbits and pancakes.

[corrosivefrost]

I dont give a shit about Rob Zombie but his movies were teh funniez, The Devils Reject was worth a dvd purchase though. I know Halloween will be sweet too.

Finally, me and the lady agree on a movie and will be watching Superbad tonight or tomorrow morning.

Also got my first check from work, 3 7 hr-days of work and got paid 253.67, woot.

Shit, $$$$er. That's some decent monies.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Personally I hate people with avatar/sigs that contain bunnies/rabbits and pancakes.

Go listen to ICP.

[Demolition Man]

Go listen to ICP.

Except my avatar is KISS inspired... not ICP.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Except my avatar is KISS inspired... not ICP.

We all know you're down with the clown.

[dallow]

Is that what that thing is? I've had that in my kitchen for ages now with no particular use. It's been used as a cake cutter, spatula, and even a really crappy serving spoon. Hmmmm... I wonder if my wife has known this all along and has been secretly laughing her ass off everytime I open the drawer and pull that thing out and give it a funny look.Get some cheese now, and attempt to slice it.

It's a damn miracle tool!

I'm actually reading cheese slicer reviews on Amazon right now.

[Demolition Man]

We all know you're down with the clown.

Only because I am the clown. :lol:

[Pancake Rabbit]

Hmmmm I think I need to get a cheese slicer. A knife just doesn't get those perfectly consistent slices I look for.

[dallow]

Also got my first check from work, 3 7 hr-days of work and got paid 253.67, woot.Like I said before, drinks are on YOU.

even if i make more than that 8-)

[benjamouth]

Jeez, I knew I wouldn't be able to post something that may in some way be interpreted as negative about Rob Zombie without a bunch of people jumping all over it.

"OMG, someone is saying something bad about our Lord Zombie, to the internetz"

I liked the Devil's Rejects and have no problem with Rob Zombie, but if he wants to make a slasher pic make an original Rob Zombie slasher, don't just rip off someone elses.

/FLAME SHIELDS TO MAX.

[klwillis45]

Right, but they were gonna remake Halloween anyway. Might as well give it to Zombie instead of Boll or some other hack.

[Pancake Rabbit]

blah blah blah

BACK TO YOUR HOLE LURKER!

[corrosivefrost]

Except my avatar is KISS inspired... not ICP.

Like that's any better...[-(

[Demolition Man]

BACK TO YOUR HOLE LURKER!

The OTT..... WE PRUVE TEH INTRANETZ IZ SERUS BUZINEZZ!

[benjamouth]

BACK TO YOUR HOLE LURKER!

Will do as soon as you and Rocko pull your heads out of Rob Zombies ass.

Oh and err STFU.

[Liquid 2]

BACK TO YOUR HOLE LURKER!
We gotta get us some cattle prods or something.

[CocheseUGA]

$$$$ers be raggin' on the new Halloween already in that Enter The Dragon thread. Fuck them.

Except we get a new Halloween every other year, and they all have sucked. Once or twice is a coincidence, forty is a muthafuckin trend.

[Demolition Man]

Except we get a new Halloween every other year, and they all have sucked. Once or twice is a coincidence, forty is a muthafuckin trend.

Trend... no, its more like an never ending shit that just never ends.

[dallow]

This one is $80.

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/wsimgs/rk/images/products/200732/0010/img97l.jpg

[Strell]

I bet dallow has dessert spoons and salad forks also.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Will do as soon as you and Rocko pull your heads out of Rob Zombies ass.

Oh and err STFU.

Hey, I never said anything about Halloween. I do like that Rob Zombie song from the Matrix though.

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

[klwillis45]

This one is $80.

Dayum. http://www.americastestkitchen.com/testinglist.asp

[Demolition Man]

DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

I don't know why but that's a perfect description of you Pancake.

[dallow]

I bet dallow has dessert spoons and salad forks also.Well, yes.

Is everyone in the OTT a caveman or something?

Interesting site klwillis, thanks.

[Pancake Rabbit]

I don't know why but that's a perfect description of you Pancake.

That just plain doesn't make sense.

[Demolition Man]

Is everyone in the OTT a caveman or something?

I'm pretty sure not one of us looks like this.....

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/telebuddy/archives/caveman.jpg

.... amirite?

[Strell]

Well, yes.

Is everyone in the OTT a caveman or something?

A fork is a fork is a fork. Same with spoons. Why there needs to be designations and levels with implied explicit jobs for said utensil to do, I'll never understand. I'm not living in fucking Buckingham Palace.

And while you can get a cheese slicer, it aint hard to use a knife.

[Demolition Man]

That just plain doesn't make sense.

I swore you were always digigng thru the ditches and burning thru the witches..... right?

[corrosivefrost]

Well, yes.

Is everyone in the OTT a caveman or something?

Oooooh, someone is an elitist bastard. Go get eat your caviar and bathe in champagne... you're too good for the OTT. :lol::roll:

[dallow]

A fork is a fork is a fork. Same with spoons. Why there needs to be designations and levels with implied explicit jobs for said utensil to do, I'll never understand. I'm not living in fucking Buckingham Palace.

And while you can get a cheese slicer, it aint hard to use a knife.You've got lots of factors!

Size, weight, and form!

[Eviltude]

I had some wierd ass dreams last night.

[Demolition Man]

You've got lots of factors!

Size, weight, and form!

So in other words in order to be "proper" I have to use a small ass fork to eat a salad? Well then fuck this properism... I'll just use whatever damn fork I please.

[corrosivefrost]

You've got lots of factors!

Size, weight, and form!

Oh yea. Lemme get a dainty ass fork to stab some vegetables. Screw that, just use the *dinner* fork.

[CocheseUGA]

You've got lots of factors!

Size, weight, and form!

Fork - qualifications:

1) Pointy things
2) Gets food in my mouth.
See also: fingers.

Works for me.

[Brak]

So in other words in order to be "proper" I have to use a small ass fork to eat a salad?
Just use your hands.

Who was that eating salad in front of their cam on Bomberman? I always miss that shit...

[senorwoohoo]

Lady cut like all my hair off.


I really need to find a good barber.

[klwillis45]

I'm guessing the Spork is king in OTT land.

[Strell]

You've got lots of factors!

Size, weight, and form!

I BET YOU HAVE GUEST HAND TOWELS FOR NON EXISTENT GUESTS.

OH GOD.

[dallow]

I'm guessing the Spork is king in OTT land.:D

I was actually shopping for some forks yesterday.
Couldn't find just the right ones.

Either too long, or the handles were much too heavy throwing the whole motion off.
I BET YOU HAVE GUEST HAND TOWELS FOR NON EXISTENT GUESTS.

OH GOD.
Haha, if my new place had a second bath. I would!

[corrosivefrost]

I BET YOU HAVE GUEST HAND TOWELS FOR NON EXISTENT GUESTS.

OH GOD.

Probably. Especially in his new apartment! Placemats for 4, coasters galore, and don't forget the guest hand towels!

[Demolition Man]

Just use your hands.

Oh right yeah... I am so down with using my big ass grubby hands to eat small green leafs with. What's after that? Cup my hands together in order to "drink" soup? Eat a big ass steak by hand? Dig my face into the ice cream container?

[CocheseUGA]

:D

I was actually shopping for some forks yesterday.
Couldn't find just the right ones.

Either too long, or the handles were much too heavy throwing the whole motion off.

Whatever you say, miss.

[Strell]

If dallow ever comes over for dinner, I'm making that fucker use the same fork for every part of the meal.

YOU'RE EVEN GOING TO STIR YOUR TEA WITH IT. YOU HEAR ME?

[Pancake Rabbit]

As far as I'm concerned there are only two kinds of forks. Regular forks

AND THE TWIRLING SPAGHETTI FORK!

http://taylorgifts.com/images/p28572b.jpg

IT TWISTS!

IT TWIRLS!

IT CURLS!

ALL WITH THE PUSH OF A BUTTON!

Only 19.95.

[CocheseUGA]

If dallow ever comes over for dinner, I'm making that fucker use the same fork for every part of the meal.

YOU'RE EVEN GOING TO STIR YOUR TEA WITH IT. YOU HEAR ME?

Serve hot wings and watch his head asplode.

[Demolition Man]

WTF Pancake.... does that thing actually exsist or is that a joke?

[dallow]

Yeah, I have place mats, and cloth napkins with napkin rings binding them.

If dallow ever comes over for dinner, I'm making that fucker use the same fork for every part of the meal.Even dessert?!

[Strell]

I have one of those.

....

I don't use it for twirling spaghetti though.

[Pancake Rabbit]

WTF Pancake.... does that thing actually exsist or is that a joke?

How many times have you sat there, manually twirling your spaghetti and almost passed out from fatigue? With the Twirling Spaghetti Fork, situations like that are a thing of the past.

I have one of those.

....

I don't use it for twirling spaghetti though.

HI-OH!

[CaseyRyback]

Just use your hands.

Who was that eating salad in front of their cam on Bomberman? I always miss that shit...

musicnoteless

I hope my local store has a PS3 game worth playing. If not I am heading to EB to grab a copy of Sons of Liberty.

[klwillis45]

Strell's 1 fork dinner for dallow:

App: Chicken Soup

Course: Beef Stew

Dessert: Ice Cream

That'll learn him!!!

[Demolition Man]

How many times have you sat there, manually twirling your spaghetti and almost passed out from fatigue?

Nope.... that's never happened to me.

[Moxio]

Twirling spaghetti sucks.

[Strell]

Shit. I'm going to melt the ice cream before serving it too.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Twirling spaghetti sucks.

Spoken like a true manual twirler.

[klwillis45]

Run the soup & stew through the strainer while you're at it :rofl:

[Demolition Man]

Shit. I'm going to melt the ice cream before serving it too.

I hear this new fangled invention called the micro-wave can do an excellent job of melting said things too.

But I hear they are ubberly expensive too. Ubberly.

[dallow]

Yeah, I have place mats, and cloth napkins with napkin rings binding them.In addition to the above, I also have my own set of wrapped bamboo chopsticks for when the meal calls for them.

[Demolition Man]

In addition to the above, I also have my own wrapped bamboo chopsticks for when the meal calls for them.

I think someone needs to dallow take pictures of your kitchen and put pictures of it online. So we can all laugh at admire it.

[CocheseUGA]

I have one of those.

....

I don't use it for twirling spaghetti though.

Idioanorectomy?

[Eviltude]

musicnoteless

I hope my local store has a PS3 game worth playing. If not I am heading to EB to grab a copy of Sons of Liberty.
You should grab that regardless. I remember you said it's one of your favorite games, so why don't you own it?

[corrosivefrost]

Dig my face into the ice cream container?

Was this just too obvious? :lol:;)

[Rocko]

Judging by Demomans comments, he doesn't realize the quote in his sig is ICP related.

Except we get a new Halloween every other year, and they all have sucked. Once or twice is a coincidence, forty is a muthafuckin trend.

But this isn't a shitty new installment in the series, it's a remake. By someone good.

[Demolition Man]

Judging by Demomans comments, he doesn't realize the quote in his sig is ICP related.

It is? Guess that shows much ICP I've heard in my life which is very little.

[fart_bubble]

Why does this girl have to be married already?

[CaseyRyback]

You should grab that regardless. I remember you said it's one of your favorite games, so why don't you own it?


I have it for PC and Xbox. PC version sucks and Xbox version isn't backwards compatible. I sold my PS2 version when I got rid of it.

[Maklershed]

I'm just 2 hours away from beer slammage. Time to go write my weekly report.

[Rocko]

Hmm. Think I'll play some Strikers and GHII.

I really need to get ready to go, though... leaving in like 2 hours.

[dallow]

Yo Strell.

From an HBO press release that just went out:

LOS ANGELES, Aug. 17, 2007 - HBO has renewed the hit comedy series ENTOURAGE for a fifth season and FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS for a second season, it was announced today by Carolyn Strauss, president, HBO Entertainment.
Currently debuting new episodes back-to-back on Sunday night (10:00-11:00 p.m. ET/PT), both series conclude their current season Sept. 2, and will return with new episodes in 2008.

"ENTOURAGE is a full-fledged cultural phenomenon, and FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS has quickly become a show to watch," said Strauss. "I'm delighted that we'll be bringing new seasons of these distinctive series to our subscribers."

[corrosivefrost]

I'm just 2 hours away from beer slammage. Time to go write my weekly report.

TPS reports?

[Rocko]

Wow, fuck Strikers. Piece of shit. I just tried EIGHT fucking times to connect to wifi, error EVERY time, and it also somehow added a loss to my record after the fifth time it got an error. :bomb:

[Demolition Man]

Wow, fuck Strikers. Piece of shit. I just tried EIGHT fucking times to connect to wifi, error EVERY time, and it also somehow added a loss to my record after the fifth time it got an error. :bomb:

Up for a round of Madden 08 then?

[getmeoutofjoliet]

Downloaded the Bioshock demo and John Woo's Stranglehold demo.


HOT FIRE.

[Strell]

HOORAY FOR FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!

Boo to Entourage. That show fucking sucks. If I wanted to see emo bastards running around being pompous and arrogant, I'd watch MTV. But I don't watch MTV, because MTV sucks. HBO should just sell it to MTV so I don't have to see that shit polluting the thirty minutes prior to Conchords.

[Moxio]

Downloaded the Bioshock demo and John Woo's Stranglehold demo.


HOT FIRE.

Late to the party. :P

[corrosivefrost]

Dammit, need something $20+ to use this $5 amazon cert. on...

Also, does monoprice sell PS2 component cables?

[Rocko]

Up for a round of Madden 08 then?

If I had it, yes. :lol:

Beast and the Harlot is fun on hard. I think I'll do it over again. :O

[Liquid 2]

♪ Warn the town, the beast is loose...♪

[CaseyRyback]

Dammit, need something $20+ to use this $5 amazon cert. on...

Also, does monoprice sell PS2 component cables?


They sell a PS2/Xbox 360/Wii combo cable for 17 or so shipped.

If you want one now, Best Buy sells official ones for 20.99.

[tiredfornow]

Sweet! Also got a gas mileage check for 72.43 and I spent 15 bucks on gas the whole week. :D! 320 bucks for 3 days of work is not bad at all.

Dammit, need something $20+ to use this $5 amazon cert. on...

Also, does monoprice sell PS2 component cables?

Gamestops got this one that's like Xbox/PS2/X360 for 14.99 and they work good. They're the ones I used on my set-up only thing is, you can't have more than one thing plugged in or else the video comes out black and white w/ distorted audio.

EDIT: one of the attorneys here also just gave me a spindle of CDs he says are ''essential jazz albums'' that I can copy to my iPod or something.. Shit'll be good tonight.

[Rocko]

TFN's a rich whore.

Until he blows it on his gf's boob job.

[Demolition Man]

If I had it, yes. :lol:

Isn't TRU doing a buy Madden get any game 50% off deal? If so then you should get in on it. :D

Beast and the Harlot is fun on hard. I think I'll do it over again. :O

I suspect I'd fail out at about 10% on that song on hard at this point. ;)

Until he blows it on his gf's boob job.

Like she needs one. :rofl:

[tiredfornow]

It'd pay off I think though I doubt it'd happen anytime soon... I've confronted big bewbs before and it's nice to have more than a handful but I've always wondered what TOO big was like... grabbing onto 'em with two hands and shit. 8-)


EDIT: On HARD Rocko? You pussy.

[corrosivefrost]

They sell a PS2/Xbox 360/Wii combo cable for 17 or so shipped.

If you want one now, Best Buy sells official ones for 20.99.

does it work on PS3 too? Don't want to get a component cable and then have it be useless afterwards... unless it works for GC too.

[Rocko]

Isn't TRU doing a buy Madden get any game 50% off deal? If so then you should get in on it. :D

But there's nothing else I really want. :/

[corrosivefrost]

Anybody have a copy of FFVI:Advance or PoP:The Two Thrones they want to trade/sell?

[Rocko]

Go to hell TFN, I can't do expert. :lol:

Damn, I'm inviting daroga to a Strikers game and I guess he's not at this TV, invite's been sittin' forever. :lol:

[corrosivefrost]

Anyone interested in playing in a yahoo fantasy football league if I still need players in a few days?

[Liquid 2]

Time for lunch. Fajitas :drool:.

And damn, this thunderstorm came outta nowhere.

[senorwoohoo]

Fajitas? Damn, been a while since I've had those. Lucky mofo.

[corrosivefrost]

Fajitas? Damn, been a while since I've had those. Lucky mofo.

Depends.

[dallow]

Damn, I guess TFN does make more than me now.
F'ing gas check.
WTF is that? That's BS, I drive all the time!

[zewone]

About to hit the bar in an hour, before I get on my train to San Francisco. Going to bed early tonight.

Gots to have my energy for my 11 hour concert tomorrow. :D

See y'all nuccas in the funny papers

[corrosivefrost]

Damn, I guess TFN does make more than me now.
F'ing gas check.
WTF is that? That's BS, I drive all the time!

But do you drive while you're at work for work type purposes?

I get mileage/gas reimbursement if my job requires travel and I take my own car.

[Brak]

You do realize that Swedish / metal guy in Guitar Hero isn't supposed to be a clown, right, Demo Man?

[zewone]

You do realize that Swedish / metal guy in Guitar Hero isn't supposed to be a clown, right, Demo Man?
No.

[Demolition Man]

You do realize that Swedish / metal guy in Guitar Hero isn't supposed to be a clown, right, Demo Man?

Yep. Doesn't mean that I can't call him a clown now doesn't it? :lol:

[Brak]

No.
:rofl:

[corrosivefrost]

Yep. Doesn't mean that I can't call him a clown now doesn't it? :lol:

A rose by any other name is still a rose.

[tiredfornow]

Rocko, do you strum? or do you press your thumb down on every note? The last time I played BatH on Expert I got 350,000+. :lol: :lol:

how much do you make dallow? If my caluclations are correct, every full week of work I should be making 360-380.. plus gas mileage.

[Demolition Man]

Rocko, do you strum? or do you press your thumb down on every note? The last time I played BatH on Expert I got 350,000+. :lol: :lol:

Nice job on BatH on Expert. :applause:

[Moxio]

Ugh, I need to play Guitar Hero. For the first time. :lol:

[dallow]

Rocko, do you strum? or do you press your thumb down on every note? The last time I played BatH on Expert I got 350,000+. :lol: :lol:

how much do you make dallow? If my caluclations are correct, every full week of work I should be making 360-380.. plus gas mileage.Wait a minute, you said for 3 days you got a near $300 check.
You don't work 5 days a week?

[Strell]

I get on my train to San Francisco. Going to bed early tonight.


Probably better to get on a train to San Francisco instead of being in a train while in San Francisco, gnawwuddameen?

[Rocko]

Rocko, do you strum? or do you press your thumb down on every note? The last time I played BatH on Expert I got 350,000+. :lol: :lol:

how much do you make dallow? If my caluclations are correct, every full week of work I should be making 360-380.. plus gas mileage.

Press thumb down on every note usually, unless I'm doing hammer-ons or pull-offs (which I suck at).

[Liquid 2]

LOL @ how anime geeks who DL anime seem to think that they're not violating international copyright laws if the anime hasn't been licensed in the US simply because most Japanese companies don't act on it.

[zewone]

Probably better to get on a train to San Francisco instead of being in a train while in San Francisco, gnawwuddameen?
Yadadidda.

[corrosivefrost]

Press thumb down on every note usually, unless I'm doing hammer-ons or pull-offs (which I suck at).

In GH2, you don't even need to strum or press your thumb down for large portions, due to how loose they made the hammer-on/pull-offs so loose.

[Eviltude]

I really don't understand how people can just talk on the phone. This chick just called me, with nothing in particular to say mind you, and I was stuck on the phone with her for 19 minutes -_-. In the last two minutes she finally said, "We should hang out soon." -- "Ok, give me a call and we'll hang out in the pool or find something to do." ...That took 19 fucking minutes?

Most of my phone calls are under two minutes:lol:.

[Strell]

Women like phone calls.

Women like being on the phone.

[Brak]

What's a good way to kill pop-ups on a computer, other than AdAware (as that isn't working)?

Someone fucked up my computer at work.

[Rocko]

I hate the phone. I also hate text messaging. As such, I never communicate.

[zewone]

I really don't understand how people can just talk on the phone. This chick just called me, with nothing in particular to say mind you, and I was stuck on the phone with her for 19 minutes -_-. In the last two minutes she finally said, "We should hang out soon." -- "Ok, give me a call and we'll hang out in the pool or find something to do." ...That took 19 fucking minutes?

Most of my phone calls are under two minutes:lol:.
Hate that shit. If I call a dude, straight to the point, if theres any dead air it's time to hang up because then it starts to get "gay".

Women, you got to listen to every fucking thing they've done since they last talked to you. Hate phone.

[dallow]

What's a good way to kill pop-ups on a computer, other than AdAware (as that isn't working)?

Someone fucked up my computer at work.

A 1-2-3 punch of Ad-Aware, followed by Spybot Search & Destroy, and Ewido Anti-Spyware (now known as AVG antispyware I think.)

[Brak]

A 1-2-3 punch of Ad-Aware, followed by Spybot Search & Destroy, and Ewido Anti-Spyware (now known as AVG antispyware I think.)
Thanks.

[tiredfornow]

Wait a minute, you said for 3 days you got a near $300 check.
You don't work 5 days a week?

I do work five days a week, but the payroll starts on thursday and I started on monday.. so I only had monday tuesday and wednesday, hour long lunches and come in at 9.



I don't even know why I have a damned cell phone. I always ignore every phone call I get and most of them are from Ms. TFN. :X

[Warner1281]

Hate that shit. If I call a dude, straight to the point, if theres any dead air it's time to hang up because then it starts to get "gay".

Women, you got to listen to every fucking thing they've done since they last talked to you. Hate phone.

you also have to listen to everything they're doing while their on the phone

Her: "Oh' I'm getting my nails done and then I gotta... Hey, can you add some more polish to that... get my car looked at while I buy some more clothes. Do you wanna come with me while I shop for socks?"
Me: "Huh? Oh is it my turn to say something."
Her: "Not really. So then..."

[Rocko]

I think I beat TFN. I got $210 for 14 hours of work, minus like an hour for lunch.

Too bad it's not a constant job. :[

[dallow]

But do you drive while you're at work for work type purposes?

I get mileage/gas reimbursement if my job requires travel and I take my own car.Yeah, I don't.

Just 'playing around'.

[dallow]

I do work five days a week, but the payroll starts on thursday and I started on monday.. so I only had monday tuesday and wednesday, hour long lunches and come in at 9.



I don't even know why I have a damned cell phone. I always ignore every phone call I get and most of them are from Ms. TFN. :X

I see what you're saying.
I don't make much.
Maybe on average $500 in a given week. Though last week I made closer to 7 thanks to some overtime.

[tiredfornow]

I cut bitches off when they're rambling. I don't like to listen very much.. or I just do something else until they're done. :/

[zewone]

I cut bitches off when they're rambling. I don't like to listen very much.. or I just do something else until they're done. :/
I do other shit too, but it's hard because my friend with benefits quizzes me every 10 minutes if I don't say something that relates to what she's talking about.

If I fail the quiz, I'm on her shit list.

[Warner1281]

I cut bitches off when they're rambling. I don't like to listen very much.. or I just do something else until they're done. :/

That's what I usually do. until they say "hey are you paying attention?" and I don't respond cause I wasn't paying attention and didn't hear the question.

[fart_bubble]

I think I beat TFN. I got $210 for 14 hours of work, minus like an hour for lunch.

Too bad it's not a constant job. :[

I make about $1700 for about 70 hours or so of work a month

[Brak]

The cellular phone is against my societal belief system.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Wow, Brak managed to make Captain Planet unfunny. I didn't know that was even possible.




Posting from work FTW.

[CocheseUGA]

Sorry, but Rob Zombie is overrated.

[Brak]

Sorry, but Rob Zombie is overrated.
Fuck you.
Wow, Brak managed to make Captain Planet unfunny. I didn't know that was even possible.
And fuck you.

[tiredfornow]

Sorry, but Rob Zombie is overrated.

Get with the program bitch, we're talking about women and cell phones now, Rob Zombie is sooo four pages ago.

[Moxio]

Who's Rob Zombie?

[CocheseUGA]

Get with the program bitch, we're talking about women and cell phones now, Rob Zombie is sooo four pages ago.

As if the OTT has a schedule to keep.

(BTW, BJ(i607) FTW)

[CocheseUGA]

If anyone has the !33t 5k1!!5 at Linux, good lookin'. My sound won't work.

[Warner1281]

job1= 550/week
job2= 175/week
wife= 750/week

[Strell]

job1= 550/week
job2= 175/week
wife= 750/week

She's bleedin' ya dry! Sending you into the red, man!

[Eviltude]

The cellular phone is against my societal belief system.
I see where they can be useful, but they are rarely used in such a way. I saw a chick driving with the top of her car down going 70 mph yesterday. I can't understand anyone when there is a slight breeze outside so I'm pretty sure the other person in that conversation couldn't hear a damn thing. I've also seen people talking on the phone and doing makeup while driving.

[Strell]

I'm willing to bet 99% of all cell phone conversations are useless.

It's all:

Hi
Where are you
Yeah I'm bored
Oh I just have nothing to do
Yeah
No
Yeah
Maybe
Well I gotta go
Ok talk to you later
OH WAIT I needed to ask you about (useless thing)
Oh ok
Ok
Yeah
Ok I'll talk to you later
Ok
Ok
Ok
Bye

Total usefulness rating of entire conversation on 1-10 scale: -4.

[tiredfornow]

GTFO Strell, we all know you and your many sugar mamas call each other at all hours of the day for useless jibber-jabber.


Good day.

[Strell]

Well yeah. I gotsta tell 'em what I want for dinner and what games to buy me.

Gotsta pay for my sugar. All 14 inches of it.

[Moxio]

Gotsta pay for my sugar. All 1.4 inches of it.
That's not too impressive...

[Strell]

That's not too impressive...

From the ground it is.

Which is the case.

[zewone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHjuSWzGEA

[tiredfornow]

Well ye----

I said good day! =;

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

I'm having a hard ass time trying to beat the last level of New Super Mario Brothers.
It's one of those "I want to throw my fucking DS." moments.
Well, lots of those moments.

[FriskyTanuki]

Got Madden 08 today from Gamefly, but Mario Strikers, which shipped a day earlier, still hasn't gotten here yet.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Megan Fox. :drool:

[Liquid 2]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHjuSWzGEA:rofl:

Kno is part of QN5, right? Or am I totally wrong and thinking of someone else?

[Rocko]

Just played a Strikers match with so,e dude that had "^.^" in his name.

I took great pleasure in kicking his ass 2-0.

[tiredfornow]

Megan Fox. :drool:

Agreed my bean friend, agreed.

[Strell]

Megan Fox looks like a mannequin and a blow up doll fused together. I don't know what the attraction is to lifeless eyes and enough makeup to make a manatee look good.

[Liquid 2]

Megan Fox looks like a mannequin and a blow up doll fused together. I don't know what the attraction is to lifeless eyes and enough makeup to make a manatee look good.
And dunked in wax, for good measure.

[Moxio]

And dunked in wax, for good measure.

She brings new life to the term butterface.

[Pancake Rabbit]

lol @ strell, mox, and liquid

like you scrubs could do better!

[Strell]

lol @ strell, mox, and liquid

like you scrubs could do better!

Ninja, I will fucking sculpt one better.

You got any wax?

Shit. Got any peanut butter? I'll even settle for extra crunchy.

Let's really drive the goddamn point home.

[Brak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIHjuSWzGEA
That's what they call "The Innanet", my sons.

[Pancake Rabbit]

Extra Crunchy is just too much crunch, IMO. Middle of the road crunchy is where it's at.

[Maklershed]

TPS reports?

Yeah pretty much. And similar to Office Space my only motivation is to not get in trouble or noticed by my bosses. :lol:

[Liquid 2]

lol @ strell, mox, and liquid

like you scrubs could do better!lol @ pancake thinking that she's universally attractive.

[Pancake Rabbit]

lol @ pancake thinking that she's universally attractive.

But she's just so sexy.

[Maklershed]

Ahh .. nothing like your second beer of the day. Its slightly better than the first.

[tiredfornow]

I was thinking of buying a six pack of something on my way home Mak, any suggestions?

[dallow]

You might like this Strell, even if has to do with the PS Triple.
Anyone who likes to laugh should check it out as well.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff

[dcfox]

I really don't know Megan Fox from anything. Just googled her and she doesn't seem so bad but very mannequinn-y like Strell said.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2908/meganfoxpicture2kk0.th.jpg (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=meganfoxpicture2kk0.jpg)

[Maklershed]

I was thinking of buying a six pack of something on my way home Mak, any suggestions?

Right now I'm big into Miller Chill and Tequiza. So I'd go with those. If you feel like being cheap though you cant go wrong with my ol standby .. Milwaukee's Best Light.

Hey HappyNessBear, do you have any info about that Iga Metart chick? I cant find anything on google (or GIS)

[Rocko]

Well, I'm out to the beach 'til Sunday afternoon.

Later OTT. :D

[Maklershed]

I really don't know Megan Fox from anything. Just googled her and she doesn't seem so bad but very mannequinn-y like Strell said.

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2908/meganfoxpicture2kk0.th.jpg (http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=meganfoxpicture2kk0.jpg)

She's in Transformers. Other than that I've never seen her before.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I left Foobar2000 on at home, so last.fm thinks I'm listening to Dido at the moment. However, I'm actually listening to The Go! Team.


Just a little public service announcement.
And fuck you Charming.

[dallow]

Hey subs, might want to send Mak that PM as well.

I'll open yours as soon as I'm home!

[Maklershed]

Hey subs, might want to send Mak that PM as well.

I'll open yours as soon as I'm home!

Yes indeed. I heart pms .. especially pms from TFN. :lol:

[Magehart]

Sweet! I finally finished building my new toy.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/Magehart/Rifle.jpg

[Maklershed]

Sweet! I finally finished building my new toy.

*picture of Headshot McGee*


Where's Hex when we need him?

[FriskyTanuki]

I need to order an HDMI cable from monoprice so I can play some high-def PS3 aciton on my parents HDTV.

[Brak]

Charming.
I created 'Charming'.

[mr ryles]

Sweet! I finally finished building my new toy.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y285/Magehart/Rifle.jpg

you're gonna shoot your eye out with that thing.

[tiredfornow]

PM? Where's mine whoever is sending them out? :cry:

[Maklershed]

Shit .. I just realized Gamestop's refund policy for release date arrival only applies to overnight shipping. :bomb:

[Eviltude]

I dunno what we're PM'ing, but I want one.

Unless it's a penis. If that's the case, I'm good.

[mr ryles]

bye

[Brak]

bye
Where you goin', son?

[tiredfornow]

I dunno what we're PM'ing, but I want one.

Unless it's a penis. If that's the case, I'm good.

I've got a PM for you big boy! ;)

[Eviltude]

I've got a PM for you big boy! ;)
I would look for it, but I have to bend over to open my PM box, and that isn't happening with the wink you just gave me.

[Brak]

What's being passed around, and behind closed doors?

[tiredfornow]

Yous a gay $$$$a Eviltude, a gay $$$$a.

Brak - dallowbg's bitch ass mentioned something bout a PM from subby. NOW HE HAS TO SHARE WITH ALL.

[Liquid 2]

I dunno what we're PM'ing, but I want one.

Unless it's a penis. If that's the case, I'm good.What, you've got plenty already ;):lol:?


Unrelated: This FofR version of Foobar2000 (http://www.fooblog2000.com/2007-06/fofr-version-09) is fire. Kinda hard to make my way around though, but I'll get used to it.

[tiredfornow]

My last attempt at keeping a photobucket.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee170/hookedoncrack/jess05.jpg

I'ma get in trouble, I'ma get in troublee.:roll:;):lol::roll:;):lol:

[dallow]

I din't say nothin'!

[Maklershed]

My last attempt at keeping a photobucket.

http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee170/hookedoncrack/jess05.jpg

I'ma get in trouble, I'ma get in troublee.:roll:;):lol::roll:;):lol:

It's worth it for me

What beer did you end up getting?

[tiredfornow]

Six pack of Chill, and I'm going to try out a ''Michilada''? No idea how it is but my mom says they're great. I ain't all that big on Clamato.

[Eviltude]

Six pack of Chill, and I'm going to try out a ''Michilada''? No idea how it is but my mom says they're great. I ain't all that big on Clamato.
I'm going to get some Guinness because I got Boddingtons before.

[Maklershed]

I'm going to get some Guinness because I got Boddingtons before.

Both excellent choices as well. On an unrelated note, Dallow has moved into personal hero status. :lol:

[Demolition Man]

What's being passed around, and behind closed doors?

Curious about this myself.

[Eviltude]

Yeah it's just a naked chick dallow. Wouldn't open it at work obviously. :lol:

[tiredfornow]

What's so special about Iga? Me and that hoe knocked boots yeeeaaas ago.

[Kayden]

:lol: Only post worth reading.

Heh, I don't think I'll be bothered by the two stooges anytime soon.

guy across me: Are you religious?
me: What's that?
guy across me: You know, do you like god and stuff?
me: Ohhh, nah I don't fuck with that kinda stuff... ruins your brain.
guy across me: this guy, umm.. okay.
me: Yeah, I don't mess with god, but I do enjoy the devils work.
guy behind me: :shock:
me: What?
guy behind me: That's cool I guess, You probably like Slipknot and Slayer too.
me: Naw, I like pop.
guy across me: Damn dude, you're fucking weird.
me: touche.
guy behind me: What?

It's been quiet ever since.

[Liquid 2]

I might see a movie tonight, OTT.
Which of these (if any) should I see?

Rush Hour 3
Stardust
Death at a Funeral

[Maklershed]

I might see a movie tonight, OTT.
Which of these (if any) should I see?
Rush Hour 3
Stardust
Death at a Funeral

Trick question. The answer is Superbad.

[Liquid 2]

Trick question. The answer is Superbad.That movie looks super bad, to me. It'll be a rental, if I even see it.

[Maklershed]

That movie looks super bad, to me. It'll be a rental, if I even see it.

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