Damn you spyware!!!

[Specter]

Well, I got home today from work to my parents calling me into the computer room with angry looks on their faces. Well it turns out, they found "my" stash of porn on the computer, but it wasn't really mine. It was folder of gay porn. No it is NOT mine!! The thing is, it had been continually coming on my desktop, as an icon and I had been deleting it without thinking of running SpyBot. And my parents were questioning me. We ran Spybot, and it found something called, SexTracker, so then my parents were all like, well thats probably it huh.

Damn you Spyware, now my parents think I'm gay or something!

[janglypangly]

O man LoL

[Duo_Maxwell]

Hahaha, oh man that's like some bad karma or something.

[mousin]

haha, you should put more, purposely, to make it look like it wasnt yours, put like scatporn in a folder, and put goatse in next, and yea, keep puitting more gay pr0n to tell them its not you.

[Dok Diamond]

Sucks to be you you

[flizmo007]

Now that's funny. Too bad for you. I have dealt with the same kind of problem with a few friends PC's, but it never actually put folders with pics on their PC's. Wierd, but funny nonetheless.

[Moxio]

*points and laughs*

[QuiteBitterBeing]

LMFAO. Man, that sucks. Good luck trying to convince them.

[dafoomie]

Why the hell wouldn't you run Spybot and Adaware if something suspicious was going on?

Now thats a selling point. Buy Adaware today, so your parents won't think you're gay.

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

how old are you?i dont even keep porn on my comp nor look it up and .......i mean i wouldnt care if my parents found some porn on my comp because my parents know people (which i know) come down to my room when im sleeping to look for porn(because they know when i go to sleep i sleep for days ahem......insomnia.....cough cough**) so sucks to be you because your parents must not trust u at all

[suko_32]

That just.................really sucks. Ask them if they think you're gay now. Really ask or else you will probably think that ur parents think ur gay......................I feel sorry for you though.

[Lootr2Core]

Note to self.. don't keep folder of porn..gay or otherwise on my desktop...try 'hiding it' thank you self.

[Alpha2]

You know if I were getting a gayporn folder constantly appearing on your desk top isnt that a problem you want to permanantly remedy like immediatly rather than let it sit there?

[eldad9]

don't blame the spyware... blame the shoddy operating system allowing it to run, and the browser that probably got you infected.

[biggestinuyashafan]

that sucks for you man,if i had stuff like that coming up on my comp.,i would have seriously got some spyware remover.

[janglypangly]

You should have said it was your dads :-)

[Slipknot9762]

hahaha that really sucks

[Zenithian Legend]

TENT
CAMP
GAY

[Pylis]

My freshman year of highschool my friend and I came to my house after school ended. I initially thought my mom wansn't there because the lights were off and stuff. Anyway, my friend said something or another about something stupid and I responded, "That's gay." We hung out for a couple minutes, played a round of Mario Kart, and then he left. After he left, my mom called me from her bedroom in the back of the house and started asking me wierd questions because she misheard me, thinking I said, "I'm gay." THAT was an awkward conversation:
"Are you gay?"
"What? No, I'm not gay!"
"Really? I thought you told Matt you were gay."
"I said, 'That's gay!' Not 'I'm gay!'"
"I've never heard anybody say that before."
"What are you talking about?! Everybody says that!"
"Well, if you are gay, I want you to be open with me about it..."
"I just said that I wasn't."
"Really? You have no girlfriend..."
"Jesus Christ! I don't have a boyfriend either!"

It's a dumb story, I know, but this thread made me think of it. That one ranks up there with the time my mom warned me against hookers.

Edit: Grammar correction

[coolsteel]

"Jesus Christ! I don't have a boyfriend either!"





You know that is actually a pretty solid defense :lol:

[1SwtDeception]

haha damn computers are rebelling now god i hope that kinda spyware crap dont go on my comp

[Sk]

LoL gay porn on my computer would really piss me off.

[daphatty]

IE TURNED YOU GAY! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Just another reason to switch to Mozilla.

[Moxio]

My freshman year of highschool my friend and I came to my house after school ended. I initially thought my mom wansn't there because the lights were off and stuff. Anyway, my friend said something or another about something stupid and I responded, "That's gay." We hung out for a couple minutes, played a round of Mario Kart, and then he left. After he left, my mom called me from her bedroom in the back of the house and started asking me wierd questions because she misheard me, thinking I said, "I'm gay." THAT was an awkward conversation:
"Are you gay?"
"What? No, I'm not gay!"
"Really? I thought you told Matt you were gay."
"I said, 'That's gay!' Not 'I'm gay!'"
"I've never heard anybody say that before."
"What are you talking about?! Everybody says that!"
"Well, if you are gay, I want you to be open with me about it..."
"I just said that I wasn't."
"Really? You have no girlfriend..."
"Jesus Christ! I don't have a boyfriend either!"

It's a dumb story, I know, but this thread made me think of it. That one ranks up there with the time my mom warned me against hookers.

Edit: Grammar correction

Lol why would your mom care? It's not like if you weren't gay you'd rape her or something.

*looks around*

[Pylis]

Congratulations, Moxio, that was the most disturbing comment I've read all day.

Edit:
It's not like if you weren't gay you'd rape her or something.
Uhm... lemme clarify that I'm not gay.

[daphatty]

pRon'D!

[Moxio]

Congratulations, Moxio, that was the most disturbing comment I've read all day.

Edit:
It's not like if you weren't gay you'd rape her or something.
Uhm... lemme clarify that I'm not gay.

Lol I know, I'm just messing with you. :P

[Mr. Anderson]

This thread is getting better and better.

[hohndog]

Thanks for sharing that story. Here I was all pissed off at BB for screwing me over again. I read your story and momentarily forgot about BB as I was laughing my ass off. Next time you come home, they'll probably have some kind of 'shrink' there to discuss 'how you feel". Just show them your real stash of hidden porn and at least they might not think you're gay. LOL. Good luck.