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QuiteBitterBeing
07-23-2004, 08:31 PM
The most funniest tech support call ever. Counterstrike players will enjoy this.
http://$$$support.ytmnd.com/
"Tell me what your problem is"
"I ALWAYS DIE!"
Nirvanaguy777
07-23-2004, 08:45 PM
this is pretty funny
swetooth9
07-23-2004, 08:48 PM
ROFLMAO!!!!!
that IS funny!! :D
Mr. Anderson
07-23-2004, 09:01 PM
That is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. I am in tears right now.
jimbodan
07-23-2004, 09:03 PM
Eh, I found it more annoying then funny, but to each their own.
Lootr2Core
07-23-2004, 09:06 PM
funny stuff!
Stargun007
07-23-2004, 10:52 PM
Doesn't seem to be working for me. I just see a screen cap of CS. Is there some Mozilla compatibility issue with the page?
Pylis
07-23-2004, 10:55 PM
Almost makes me wonder if it's a fake. Obviously somebody who's this magnificently a dumbass probably couldn't tell him computer from his shit--his time would be better spent calling some fucking retard handlers.
x0thedeadzone0x
07-23-2004, 10:57 PM
Nice one. What a stupid douche. :lol:
Dok Diamond
07-23-2004, 11:02 PM
damn
WhipSmartBanky
07-23-2004, 11:04 PM
I put it on it and I click the button and they don't die!
XboxMaster
07-23-2004, 11:05 PM
Almost makes me wonder if it's a fake. Obviously somebody who's this magnificently a dumbass probably couldn't tell him computer from his shit--his time would be better spent calling some shaq-fuing retard handlers.
If I'm not mistaken, that was a prank call, not a real one. Anyway, that was pretty funny.
jimbodan
07-23-2004, 11:07 PM
Almost makes me wonder if it's a fake. Obviously somebody who's this magnificently a dumbass probably couldn't tell him computer from his shit--his time would be better spent calling some shaq-fuing retard handlers.
If I'm not mistaken, that was a prank call, not a real one. Anyway, that was pretty funny.
I gathered that it was a prank as well
Mex25
07-23-2004, 11:08 PM
just got more annoying as it went along
Steggy
07-23-2004, 11:12 PM
just got more annoying as it went along
I agree... lame
Pylis
07-23-2004, 11:12 PM
If I'm not mistaken, that was a prank call, not a real one. Anyway, that was pretty funny.
Haha, well, yeah, I'd say it's pretty obvious. And yeah, pretty funny. The "retard handlers" thing was for if it WAS real, which I knew it wasn't. :wink:
Steggy
07-23-2004, 11:13 PM
i hate you quitebitterbeings... waste of time and ill never get that time back.
pimp_daddy_smurf
07-23-2004, 11:19 PM
"steve is an asshat"
oh this is "hella-funny"
adezero
07-23-2004, 11:20 PM
wow, this is stupid. and so obviously staged
XboxMaster
07-23-2004, 11:25 PM
I thought this was pretty funny...
daphatty
07-23-2004, 11:27 PM
That wasn't so bad. At least the crying sounded pretty authentic.
Zenithian Legend
07-23-2004, 11:33 PM
i hate you quitebitterbeings... waste of time and ill never get that time back.
Ya, I hate you too, I hope your neighbor's dog comes over and takes a shit on your lawn, and while you're watching that your neighbor comes and takes a shit on you.
Although I will admit that the phone call makes a stunning case for retroactive abortion.
QuiteBitterBeing
07-24-2004, 01:09 AM
i hate you quitebitterbeings... waste of time and ill never get that time back.
Nobody asked you to click on the link asshat. If you don't like it and would like your "time" back, just STFU and deal with it.
Moxio
07-24-2004, 01:24 AM
What a loser.
QuiteBitterBeing
07-24-2004, 01:25 AM
What a loser.
Couldn't have said it better myself. :lol: Funny clip though, prank or not a prank.
Zenithian Legend
07-24-2004, 02:19 AM
I think we should filter the word "asshat" I don't know what it is about that word, but it's just flamingly queer. I think that several people need to be slapped:
Whoever invented it
Anyone who uses it regularly
and that's about it...
Xevious
07-24-2004, 02:35 AM
I cant say I found this funny....and I already had 2 beers already.
biggestinuyashafan
07-24-2004, 02:40 AM
i thought this was really funny,even if it was a just a prank
red flare graf
07-24-2004, 02:41 AM
I think we should filter the word "asshat" I don't know what it is about that word, but it's just flamingly queer. I think that several people need to be slapped:
Whoever invented it
Anyone who uses it regularly
and that's about it...
Seconded!
Pylis
07-24-2004, 02:46 AM
Asshat is just the beginning. Eventually it will spread to adding the word "ass" before just about any noun to make it more gay.
Example: assgardener
I also motion to slap the people who use asshat, by the way.
1SwtDeception
07-24-2004, 02:57 AM
i found it boring O.o.. then annoying then almost wanted to laugh but it was already boring/annoying oh yea probabaly my lack of humor got in the way.. :roll: but compare to that other cs clip with the guy saying "cover me while i get my bazooka" something like that.. lol that was something
Zenithian Legend
07-24-2004, 04:55 AM
Asshat is just the beginning. Eventually it will spread to adding the word "ass" before just about any noun to make it more gay.
Example: assgardener
I also motion to slap the people who use asshat, by the way.
That'd be great, a filter that changes stupid words like asshat to assgardener... that's so random :rofl::rofl:
QuiteBitterBeing
07-24-2004, 05:17 AM
I think we should filter the word "asshat" I don't know what it is about that word, but it's just flamingly queer. I think that several people need to be slapped:
Whoever invented it
Anyone who uses it regularly
and that's about it...
And while you're at it, ban the word "f@ggot". I find it flamingly queer also. :roll: Hell, I'll be serious though. I throw in "asshat" occasionally, but who the fuck uses it all the time?
Zenithian Legend
07-24-2004, 05:19 AM
that word already is "filtered" einstein
:newbie:
QuiteBitterBeing
07-24-2004, 05:20 AM
that word already is "filtered" einstein
:newbie:
It is? Doh'! Cut me some slack man, I'm new. :?
Zenithian Legend
07-24-2004, 05:24 AM
Yes, why it becomes "$$$$$$" when you use it is beyond me though... I had no idea he was gay, or for that matter that ET was of any sex at all. Just goes to show, ya learn something disturbing every day.
QuiteBitterBeing
07-24-2004, 05:25 AM
Yes, why it becomes "E.T." when you use it is beyond me though... I had no idea he was gay, or for that matter that ET was of any sex at all. Just goes to show, ya learn something disturbing every day.
E.T.? WTF? :lol:
Zenithian Legend
07-24-2004, 05:38 AM
No... there is no explanation, in fact it kind of pissed me off when I first saw it. I liked the ET movie, I liked my ET lunchbox, I liked the ET ride at Universal Studios when I was a kid... only to find out he was gay. Now I know how my grandmother must've felt when she found out about James Dean & Rock Hudson.
QuiteBitterBeing
07-24-2004, 05:51 AM
One more thing, why the f*ck did they replace f*ck with "shaq-fu"? WTF is a "shaq-fu"?
kristianator
07-24-2004, 06:05 AM
isn't it obvious? all homosexuals like reese's pieces
Pylis
07-24-2004, 06:07 AM
Shaq-Fu is a game with Shaquille O'Neal battling in a super-powered martial arts tournament. I've played the game, but I can't tell you much about it because my brain automatically shuts off when I see something that fucked up. As you can probably surmise, the game set new standards in "idiotic things to base a low-budget, shitty game on." I haven't been around this board long enough to know the whole story, but from what I understand Shaq-Fu was suggested to CheapyD as a joke to replace the f-word in the forums, and it ultimately stuck.
Vampire Hunter D
07-24-2004, 06:41 AM
OMG!!! LOL
Zenithian Legend
07-24-2004, 06:50 AM
isn't it obvious? all homosexuals like reese's pieces
Ya know... I think you're right :shock:
As for this nonsense:
One more thing, why the f*ck did they replace f*ck with "shaq-fu"? WTF is a "shaq-fu"?
Shaq-Fu is a game with Shaquille O'Neal battling in a super-powered martial arts tournament. I've played the game, but I can't tell you much about it because my brain automatically shuts off when I see something that shaq-fued up. As you can probably surmise, the game set new standards in "idiotic things to base a low-budget, shitty game on." I haven't been around this board long enough to know the whole story, but from what I understand Shaq-Fu was suggested to CheapyD as a joke to replace the f-word in the forums, and it ultimately stuck.
](*,)
There's some ground rules here at CAG
http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21923
Then after that there's some unspoken laws that are not to be violated, among those are the Shaq laws. These regulations simply imply that you (the cag) are not to use Shaq's name in vain (Unless of course it is in the context of discussing the NBA, then go for it) understandable?
The Successful Dropout
07-24-2004, 07:12 AM
ive seen videos of gay men having anal sex and this is some how still gayer than that
BakaHoushi
07-24-2004, 09:22 AM
Every time I think humans can't get any dumber, they go and pull a ::insert politician name here::.
Monsta Mack
07-24-2004, 12:22 PM
It was ok. Gota feel for the tech support more though, having to deal with that crap. It's like when I get calls from people who want to know every single product we have, the prices, the details... just come and look for yourself lazy ass!
daphatty
07-24-2004, 01:04 PM
ive seen videos of gay men having anal sex and this is some how still gayer than that
:shock: :puke:
Pylis
07-24-2004, 02:06 PM
There's some ground rules here at CAG
http://cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21923
Then after that there's some unspoken laws that are not to be violated, among those are the Shaq laws. These regulations simply imply that you (the cag) are not to use Shaq's name in vain (Unless of course it is in the context of discussing the NBA, then go for it) understandable?
Did I break some kind of rule, here? I read the rules you posted, and I don't think I did anything wrong... Aside from maybe the Shaq thing, in which case, Shaq forgive me.