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RelentlessRolento
08-28-2007, 02:59 AM
http://www.aplusfreeware.com/categories/Audio-Video/AnyVideoConverter.html

Newly formed Hollywood production company, CP Productions, is bringing a number of new and classic games to the big screen and comic books. In addition, the company will package its sci-fi, fantasy and horror movies with video games.

Hollywood Producers Christine Peters (Area 51, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) and Michael Cerenzie (Blackout, Black Water Transit) created CP Productions to focus on the under-25 filmgoer. The first of many projects coming from the new production studio is a new imagining of Midway Games' classic Joust arcade game.

"Joust is an arcade game that's as old as Pac-Man and has global awareness," said Cerenzie. "We took one element of the game and the brand itself and built a whole new world around it for the film."

Cerenzie calls the new script by Marc Gottlieb "Gladiator meets Mad Max." The film is set 25 years in the future and includes a Las Vegas suspended in mid-air.

"We've updated the game into a commercial, tent pole movie," said Cerenzie. "Marc has done an amazing job in creating a tantalizing and filmic world based on the original game."

"This film is the type of action-packed story that appeals to all four quadrants of the movie-going public and we are excited to be in the Midway Games business once again," said Peters.

"You need these kids to come in on Friday with a film's opening today because they're texting their friends right after the movie and you no longer have until Sunday," said Cerenzie.

The plan is to launch the new Joust franchise with a graphic novel, which is being penned by Steven Elliot Altman of DC Comics and Dark Horse Comics, and will be based on Gottlieb's screenplay. The film has been given the fast track by CP Productions and should be wrapped by June 2008. Several A-list directors are already interested in helming this sci-fi/action project.

Midway Games has a first-look deal with CP Productions on all of its projects and the game maker is interested in launching a new game franchise based on this film, according to Cerenzie. With the number of projects in the works, it's also likely that CP Productions will work with additional game makers. Cerenzie said that 80 percent of the company's film projects will have some type of game component.

"We'll cap each film with a moderate budget and bring in awareness with games, graphic novels, and toys," said Peters. "If you look at what Transformers did this summer, it reached well beyond the P&A. Today's kids grew up with games and graphic novels and we have that type of fan base to tap into with these projects."

Paramount Pictures has a first-look deal with CP Productions on the theatrical side and Cerenzie expects that studio to work on two to three projects a year. CP Productions will also work with other Hollywood studios on its films.

"I did all of my films with independent financing, which is a model we're doing with this company," said Cerenzie. "We're doing a lot of co-financing deals with studios and in some cases we're just using them for distribution. We're bringing money to the table, plus the video games, which gets a greenlight much quicker in Hollywood."

It's this business model, coupled with the gaming component, which should make the game, film and graphic novel deals announced more than just a press release. These movies will be made, according to Peters. And these movies will allow the directors and creative people behind them to have control of their visions.

"We'll work to keep the creative team intact throughout the process," said Cerenzie. "We won't have eight writers and six executives trying to put their thumbprint on the film. The vision of the filmmakers will be kept pure."


what??? Graphic novels? so ostriches are cool now?

heavyd853
08-28-2007, 03:47 AM
the best part is when they claim they're going to the under 25 audience when thats like exactly how old joust is...

anotherpoorgamer
08-28-2007, 03:32 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing a movie on Galaga/Galaxian or Pacman/Ms. Pacman!

Then again, a lot of movies seem to have that space theme already down.

lokizz
08-28-2007, 03:45 PM
joust the movie...........i wont even bother making a joke the concept is joke enough. i wonder what the eggs will look like lol. and of course i cant wait to hear the extreme soundtrack full of emo bands.

eswat
08-28-2007, 04:18 PM
I'd love to see the results of this if they gave it a 300-sized marketing budget for it :lol:

guinaevere
08-28-2007, 04:22 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing a movie on Galaga/Galaxian or Pacman/Ms. Pacman!
yeah. Couple nudists running around eating all day. Great film.

Strell
08-28-2007, 04:30 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/JoustTrailer.jpg

xmrblondex
08-28-2007, 04:34 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/JoustTrailer.jpg

desktop'd

meager
08-28-2007, 04:39 PM
I think it would be neat to see riders on top of flying ostriches... but it doesn't sound very futuristic. More of a magical medieval timeframe. With noisy pterodactyls, of course.

Have they made a movie out of Qbert yet?

CoffeeEdge
08-28-2007, 05:09 PM
http://www.aplusfreeware.com/categories/Audio-Video/AnyVideoConverter.html
So what's with the random, completely unrelated link?

PyroGamer
08-28-2007, 06:39 PM
yeah. Couple nudists running around eating all day. Great film.
A couple ENTIRELY ROUND nudists running around eating all day.

Apossum
08-28-2007, 06:49 PM
Screenplay: our hero has just taken off and DAMN IT an enemy landed on him and he disappeared, okay he's back, he's taking off and AWWW GODDAMNIT THAT ONE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? and okay, he's back OH SHIT IT'S THE FAST THING LOOK OUT!!! the end.


at least, that's what my movie about joust would look like. very faithful to the game.

lordxixor101
08-29-2007, 09:26 AM
You have to love how Hollywood thinks, and then wonder how the movie can possibly make money. It also appeals to all four quadrants, it really makes you wonder.

Ok, so the name is Joust, so Dad will go see the movie due to the title. We'll put some 18 year old girl in daisy dukes also (maybe a nightclub scene) that will satisfy him

It's in space, 12 year old boys love it.

Cheesy love story, that gets the girls.

It's PG13, and no sex, so mom accepts it.

This is a license that could make a very good niche movie, assuming you make it with a 30-35 year old man in mind. That being said, that isn't a great demographic for movies.

I smell a bomb here, and everyone with half a brain can smell it too. I just wonder then, how does this sort of movie get funding?

SpazX
08-29-2007, 09:54 AM
Really? Joust?

Alright, I'm 21 (definitely under 25, last I checked), and when I think classic video games it's basically pong, pac-man, space invaders/galaga, and donkey kong. Not Joust. Definitely not Joust. Actually if it wasn't for the fact that they put Joust on XBLA and people have since talked about it (since I don't have a 360) I wouldn't even know wtf Joust was.

Plus, these fucking old arcade games really don't have stories or even much of a plot so basically what they're saying is we're going to make some shit up, put in an ostrich, and call it Joust. They might as well make a movie where some dude gets a bio-suit that's fueled by power pellets and goes around capping white people (ghosts, obviously) and call it Pac-man.

And also, what CoffeeEdge said - I think you copied the wrong link (thank god it wasn't a worse link...)

ITDEFX
08-29-2007, 10:31 AM
what's next ? PAPERBOY?

Experience the adventures Billy, the 8 year old paper boy as he travels threw a tough neighborhood dodging runaway lawnmowers, punk kids, evil break dancing people, cars , evil dogs, and other death traps to deliver his papers to his neighbors homes, staring Halley Joe Osmen as Billy the paperboy.

Strell
08-29-2007, 10:32 AM
Rob Schneider is....a jouster! He's about to find out just how hard it is...to be a jouster!

Brak
08-29-2007, 10:45 AM
This could be so gully if it were done right.

If I were at the helm, I'd film it in Technicolor, and make it look very '70s -- but retro-futuristic. (Think Rollerball.)

camoor
08-29-2007, 11:07 AM
They should just remake Tron.

Then you can leave the Atari games alone. They are classics in their original format, it's completely unnecessary to remix them, make them 3D, or translate them to the silver screen.

almasy82
08-29-2007, 11:14 AM
I will only go to the theater to watch it if the master Uwe Boll directs it. I have dubbed him "the master" because how he takes horriable games and makes kubrick like movies with them.

ITDEFX
08-29-2007, 11:30 AM
They should just remake Tron.

Then you can leave the Atari games alone. They are classics in their original format, it's completely unnecessary to remix them, make them 3D, or translate them to the silver screen.

TRON is a classic that SHOULD NOT BE REMADE.

Puffa469
08-29-2007, 12:00 PM
I cant wait for the horrible 3D Joust games based on the movie based on the game.

CoffeeEdge
08-29-2007, 12:19 PM
Ya know, they're never going to actually make this. There has been a live-action Pac-Man movie supposedly in "production" since, like, 2003.

guinaevere
08-29-2007, 02:33 PM
A couple ENTIRELY ROUND nudists running around eating all day.True. That's even scarier.

what's next ? PAPERBOY? Already done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0PXuVc9Vgk
They should just remake Tron.NO! For the love of all that's good and pure, leave a classic alone!

Apossum
08-29-2007, 04:57 PM
I cant wait for the horrible 3D Joust games based on the movie based on the game.


Joust: Streetwise Muthafuckas NYC

ITDEFX
08-29-2007, 11:26 PM
True. That's even scarier.

Already done.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0PXuVc9Vgk
NO! For the love of all that's good and pure, leave a classic alone!

yea i've seen that on mega64.com last year

was very funny lol.