View Full Version : Chacranajxy Reviews: Wii Sports (Wii)
Chacrana
09-08-2007, 06:20 PM
The review's finished, and... posted elsewhere. But read it anyway, or I'll kick you in your sexual organs... whether they be those of a male or a female (I can hope)
http://www.honestgamers.com/systems/content.php?game_id=21551&console_id=64&review_id=6211
Dark Slayer120
09-08-2007, 08:16 PM
You Dont Understand Wii Spots. You Just Made A Review That Was Bad Cause You Think It Makes You Controversial And Makes You Cool But It Doesn't11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 !!!!!"
Chacrana
09-08-2007, 08:17 PM
You Dont Understand Wii Spots. You Just Made A Review That Was Bad Cause You Think It Makes You Controversial And Makes You Cool But It Doesn't11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 !!!!!"
YEAH WELL FUCK U 2 BUDDY I DONT LISTEN TO $$$S LIKE U BECAUE U R THE GAYEST BOY
Dark Slayer120
09-08-2007, 08:26 PM
YEAH WELL FUCK U 2 BUDDY I DONT LISTEN TO $$$S LIKE U BECAUE U R THE GAYEST BOY
:lol:
ahahaha! You're too harsh with this "game", but entertainingly so.
It's definitely meant as a tech demo for Wii, and has about the same depth as pancake griddle, so I agree with you completely there.
Still, it's main purpose is to get gram-gram and pappy off their tired old asses and buying Nintendo shit, so it has obviously succeeded in spades there.
Great review, you should contribute stuff like this regularly to the site (like Cheapy was hopin' way back when).
Chacrana
09-08-2007, 09:38 PM
ahahaha! You're too harsh with this "game", but entertainingly so.
It's definitely meant as a tech demo for Wii, and has about the same depth as pancake griddle, so I agree with you completely there.
Still, it's main purpose is to get gram-gram and pappy off their tired old asses and buying Nintendo shit, so it has obviously succeeded in spades there.
Great review, you should contribute stuff like this regularly to the site (like Cheapy was hopin' way back when).
If Cheapy wants me to write stuff for the site, I'd love to. But until I hear of such an opening for writers... not much I can do aside from posting stuff here.
help1
09-08-2007, 09:52 PM
Its the only game I play on my Wii.
That says a lot about what I think about the Wii.
Chacrana
09-08-2007, 09:55 PM
Its the only game I play on my Wii.
That says a lot about what I think about the Wii.
Eh, I think things are starting to improve for the Wii... I wish there were a good game that had a lot of replayability out like Smash Bros. will, but it doesn't seem like there is... so while yeah, the Wii still isn't where it needs to be, it has improved in terms of selection and November looks to be really damn good... so hopefully we can all forget about Wii Sports altogether.
Ugamer_X
09-09-2007, 05:41 AM
Bowling is fucking money, son.
And it's not hard to throw the ball straight down the lane. Don't know where you managed to pull the "broken" concept from.
Edit: After reading the rest of your review, I'm convinced you played half of the games whilst holding the controller upside down; it ain't rocket science ninja.
You should just sell your Wii.
monkeydeew
09-09-2007, 08:16 PM
Its the only game I play on my Wii.
That says a lot about what I think about the Wii.
this is EXACTLY why im trying to trade my wii/ds for a 360
linkpwns
09-09-2007, 09:13 PM
Eh, I think things are starting to improve for the Wii... I wish there were a good game that had a lot of replayability out like Smash Bros. will, but it doesn't seem like there is... so while yeah, the Wii still isn't where it needs to be, it has improved in terms of selection and November looks to be really damn good... so hopefully we can all forget about Wii Sports altogether.
You forget... you got this for free... it is meant to be a demo... luls
Tennis is fun cuz I pwn my family... in the faice!
2mcgrath
10-31-2007, 04:31 PM
only ones i liked from the wii sports was,tennis and bowling.but they get old pretty quick.the boxing the controls just dont work right,only punches half the time
russellgreco
11-10-2007, 03:38 AM
I still think Wii sports was both neccesary as a teaching tool and as an introduction to the motion sensing control. Maybe people don't realize it but even if you play the games lightly you start to get a feel for the controller and perhaps start to imagine what could be done with more complexity. On the note of library, I believe it is shaping up quite nicely. With fire Emblem, Metroid, ZAck and Wiki, MArio Galaxy, Zelda, Smash Bros, FF CC, and countless other titles due out soon or already out in some cases, I think we are starting to see the tide changing for the better.
Just remember, could be worse, could be the ps3 library.... zing. :P