View Full Version : Finally, the album we've all been waiting for!
I am speechless: http://www.nonsoloblues.com/steven_uk.html
bignick
07-26-2004, 10:45 PM
WTF? I am going to bed now.
WTF? I am going to bed now.
It would be easier to fall asleep with Steven Seagal's voice and instrumentation lulling you, I bet.
Xevious
07-26-2004, 10:47 PM
At first, I thought "oh god" and rolled my eyes...
But..I'm a sporting type of guy. Maybe I give Steven Segal a chance. Who knows...He may be good.
Are there any mp3's on that website? I can't tell.
Dead of Knight
07-26-2004, 10:49 PM
I just laughed my ass off when I opened that link. I think what helped was reading BigNick's reaction (and only his) before opening it.
Samples from the site:
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven.mp3
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven2.mp3
Samples from the site:
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven.mp3
http://www.nonsoloblues.com/images/steven2.mp3
Ouch...my brains...
Tromack
07-26-2004, 10:56 PM
I must say those clips are a lot better than I expected. Not the sort of thing I would listen to willingly, but not so bad that I want to forget that I have ears.
evilmax17
07-26-2004, 11:01 PM
Almost, ALMOST as cool as the Macho Man Randy Savage rap album (which i own).
Admiral Ackbar
07-26-2004, 11:01 PM
Oh god. Now I have to watch the first few minutes of Executive Decision again to get this bad taste out of my mouth.
captainofindustry
07-26-2004, 11:08 PM
I was so expecting Gerardo: Ressurection.
Whambamm
07-26-2004, 11:13 PM
It wasn't as bad as, oh I don't know, a Steven Seagal movie, but you can so tell he is trying to sound like Eric Clapton circa 1992
x0thedeadzone0x
07-26-2004, 11:24 PM
Wow, better then I thought. Still not great but better... then... I thought.
tcrash247
07-26-2004, 11:33 PM
He needs to go back to killing a massive amount of badguys.
He needs to go back to killing a massive amount of badguys.
I just watched Belly of the Beast last night. It was more ludicrous than any previous Seagal movie.
tcrash247
07-26-2004, 11:37 PM
He needs to go back to killing a massive amount of badguys.
I just watched Belly of the Beast last night. It was more ludicrous than any previous Seagal movie.
I've never seen that one. I've only seen, and own, Under Siege 1 + 2 and Hard To Kill.
sying
07-27-2004, 12:40 AM
Is it me or has he gotten a little chubbier???
Zenithian Legend
07-27-2004, 12:55 AM
Almost, ALMOST as cool as the Macho Man Randy Savage rap album (which i own).
Lucy, you got some esplainin to do
CaseyRyback
07-27-2004, 03:49 AM
Awesome! I gotta get this.
Final Starman
07-27-2004, 04:10 AM
They should play some of that in his next Mountain Dew commercial.
Is it me or has he gotten a little chubbier???
Yes, he's gotten quite a bit fatter. They're going to need to start padding all the stunt doubles if they want to keep it looking believeable.
Squirms
07-27-2004, 08:10 AM
I figured it would be worse than it is. Why can't this come to America? Damn French get everything cool.
Xevious
04-27-2006, 02:41 PM
I figured it would be worse than it is. Why can't this come to America? Damn French get everything cool.
Your prayers have been answered Squirms!
http://bgp.com/event_detail.html?eventID=218388
Steven Segal is playing live at the Fillmore in San Francisco. I am sure you can make it...
darkmere
04-27-2006, 04:07 PM
he should tour with hasselhoff...they could do some live duets.
shieryda
04-27-2006, 04:24 PM
Steven Segall was my hero until I discovered Jackie Chan. Coincidentally, both have gone into the music business:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/8801/jccd.html
niceguyshawne
04-27-2006, 04:39 PM
I though this was going to be about Chinese Democracy.