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monkeydeew
09-21-2007, 01:35 PM
this is under the street date delivery guarantee
We pride ourselves on making sure you get the latest games first. Pre-order by November 30 at 11:00 am CST and choose overnight shipping for guaranteed delivery on December 3. If your package doesn’t arrive on the street date we will fully refund your shipping charges…and cry.
Fine print: Void if you are unable to accept delivery. Continental U.S. only. (Aren’t you glad you passed on that Maui beach house?) Not responsible for delays due to incorrect address, payment information, publisher date change, inclement weather or Samus and Solid Snake exchanging vows in a small but tasteful civil ceremony.
what the hell who's idea was this, what i'm waiting for is the snake/samus wedding night video
sonderiaom
09-21-2007, 03:51 PM
wow, I just went to the site and you're right, that is pretty stupid.
Fanboy
09-21-2007, 04:57 PM
They seem to be "cute-ing up" all their SDDGs, this is the Halo 3 one:
We pride ourselves on making sure you get the latest games first. Pre-order by September 24 at 11:00 am CST and choose overnight shipping for guaranteed delivery on September 25. If your package doesn’t arrive on the street date we will fully refund your shipping charges…and cry.
Fine print: Void if you are unable to accept delivery. Continental U.S. only. (Aren’t you glad you passed on that Maui beach house?) Not responsible for delays due to incorrect address, payment information, publisher date change, inclement weather or Covenant invasion.
judyjudyjudy
09-21-2007, 05:01 PM
Super Mario Galaxy:
We pride ourselves on making sure you get the latest games first. Pre-order by November 9 at 11:00 am CST and choose overnight shipping for guaranteed delivery on November 12. If your package doesn’t arrive on the street date we will fully refund your shipping charges…and cry.
Fine print: Void if you are unable to accept delivery. Continental U.S. only. (Aren’t you glad you passed on that Maui beach house?) Not responsible for delays due to incorrect address, payment information, publisher date change, inclement weather or giant spinning turtles.
Looks like they just change up that last part. The Smash Bros one is way too weird.
cranguy
09-21-2007, 06:01 PM
Between this and the Soviet logo, somebody over at GS.com is dropping acid tabs.
CokeCola
09-21-2007, 07:24 PM
I like it. It adds a human touch to what otherwise comes across as a robotic beast of an organization.
Too bad it is a robotic beast of an organization, and those responsible will be sacked.
I felt like joining in on the fun.:D Heres the info about the new WOW expansion.
Official price and release date have NOT been announced by Blizzard. In this case, the price and release date were determined by the GameStop e-commerce staff, (comprised of overpowered warlocks), using a combination of 6 and 20-sided die.
Important: If the price decreases between the time you place your order and the release date, you will receive the lower price. Woot! If the price increases you will be given the option to either pay the higher price or cancel your order. However, if the price increases by more than $1,000, many of us here at the corporate office plan to retire and purchase a small Caribbean island. You are welcome to visit us at any time. Please bring pizza, chocolate and cold beverages.
Note: We vehemently oppose “ninja looting” therefore your credit card will NOT be charged until your order is processed for shipping. Pre-order now. Power to the players.