i need to make 1000 dollars in 2-3 weeks, i will do anything...

[Video-Gamer]

hi, i need to save some money for a ticket, and i dont have enough money, i have a job, but the pay check is to low.
i will do anything.... please save the funny parts and the non serious replies.
please contact me in my email adress for any offers u might have for me, prospector2k5@yahoo.com

[Graystone]

um where do you live if you live in the right area you could whore yourself. =D

[Duo_Maxwell]

Why don't you try selling some stuff here or on ebay?

[Video-Gamer]

do i need to say it again, save the crappy replies.

[jimbodan]

Yeah I second the selling stuff idea

[Zenithian Legend]

Rob a prostitute, what are they gonna do? Go to the cops?

[crazytalkx]

"you can whore yourself out to 50,000 fat chicks for a thousand bucks each" lol

[Reality's Fringe]

No offense man, but if you have to ask how to make a 1000 bucks in 2 weeks, you won't be able to pull it off short of a loan. Otherwise, you need to pick up a second job.

[Murcielago77]

what kind of ticket costs 1000?

[Video-Gamer]

i dont have anything to sell, i need all the stuff that i got.

[Video-Gamer]

it doesnt have to be 2 weeks, i said 2-3 weeks, so 3 weeks is also good enough for me.

[leperlover]

I constantly see those ads on telephone poles in the streets saying you can make thousands in weeks. If may very well be prostitution, but give it a shot.

[sj41]

If you're looking for donations, you might want to explain what the ticket is for and exactly why you can't get money anywhere else. If you just want suggestions of what you can do to get money, do extra jobs like mowing lawns or something. I have no idea how old you are or if you have many games to sell.

Good luck getting the money for your trip.

[Duo_Maxwell]

Then I agree with reality's fringe you'll likely have to get mulitple jobs or a loan, other wise it would seem you're SOL.

[Reality's Fringe]

I guess investing i some kind of hot IPO is an option.

[soulyogurt]

You have no game consoles to sell? Whose computer are you using?
Any sperm or plasma donation centers near you?

[Video-Gamer]

im 21, and i dont have any games to sell.

[sj41]

i dont have anything to sell, i need all the stuff that i got.Then this trip couldn't be important enough. You can't be serious that you have nothing to sell to try and make some money. You might want to answer the questions of what this trip is for.

[Video-Gamer]

why i cant see my topic in the forum?

[soulyogurt]

There's this gentleman in Africa looking to transfer some money through an account here in the US... he says you can get a quick million doing that...

[Video-Gamer]

i think u corssing the line in there, i dont have to tell any body what the trip is for, and yes - i dont have any p.c games, i only have 1 game wich is UNREAL TOURNAMENT - thats all i play when i have time, and i have a ps2 - and 9 games, which i wanna keep them all, besides even if i sold them - i would make 60 dollars out of them, so whats the use of selling them, and like i said - i dont even wanna sell them, the other stuff that i have are - my clothes, my p.c - which i am keeping. thats it. so wtf do u want me to sell.

[SneakyPenguin]

So, you wan't us to help you get 1000 bucks, but refuse to tell us why, and call plausible ideas crap? Brilliant.

[Mr Unoriginal]

i think u corssing the line in there, i dont have to tell any body what the trip is for, and yes - i dont have any p.c games, i only have 1 game wich is UNREAL TOURNAMENT - thats all i play when i have time, and i have a ps2 - and 9 games, which i wanna keep them all, besides even if i sold them - i would make 60 dollars out of them, so whats the use of selling them, and like i said - i dont even wanna sell them, the other stuff that i have are - my clothes, my p.c - which i am keeping. thats it. so wtf do u want me to sell.

Getting angry when strangers can't fulfill your rediculous request is probably the best way to get help.

[Video-Gamer]

thats because u keep asking me whats the trip for?
now can i ask what difference is it make, even if i told u whats the trip for, its not gonna make any difference, i think ur just sticking ur nose on some prive information.

[jimbodan]

You could sell crack

[TheUnsane1]

Sling some rock like jimbodan said.

[soulyogurt]

You can get more than $60 for a console and 9 games, especially if you have three weeks to wait.

And Unreal Tournament is all you play anyway.

What about the computer? Got a TV? VCR? DVD? Music?

[RedvsBlue]

i think ur just sticking ur nose on some prive information.


Why did you post in a public forum then?

[x0thedeadzone0x]

thats because u keep asking me whats the trip for?
now can i ask what difference is it make, even if i told u whats the trip for, its not gonna make any difference, i think ur just sticking ur nose on some prive information.

Uhh, it's just out of curiosity but it's not really important, anyways how old are you again? And no I'm not "prying into your business" I just wanna know if you are old enough to get a job at someplace like Linens and Things. Since you refuse to sell anything you want the only choice you have is to either get a hell of a great babysitting job, or something quick like mowing a whole bunch of lawns.

But honestly buddy that's a whole lot of money pretty damn quick, so you can't get a normal job because I believe that it takes 4 weeks to get your first paycheck which won't really do you any good now will it. So either resort to drugs, whoring yourself or find yourself someone willing to pay a ton of dollars an hour for babysitting.

Or you could just take out a loan... :twisted:

[Steggy]

thats because u keep asking me whats the trip for?
now can i ask what difference is it make, even if i told u whats the trip for, its not gonna make any difference, i think ur just sticking ur nose on some prive information.

What a stupid little asshat.

[sj41]

i think u corssing the line in there, i dont have to tell any body what the trip is for, and yes - i dont have any p.c games, i only have 1 game wich is UNREAL TOURNAMENT - thats all i play when i have time, and i have a ps2 - and 9 games, which i wanna keep them all, besides even if i sold them - i would make 60 dollars out of them, so whats the use of selling them, and like i said - i dont even wanna sell them, the other stuff that i have are - my clothes, my p.c - which i am keeping. thats it. so wtf do u want me to sell.That's okay but I just thought this might be an important trip or something. You don't have to tell anyone. It's your life and you don't have to share it if is too personal.
I still want to know if you are looking for donations or ideas.
Also you need to change the title ASAP. :wink:

[Reality's Fringe]

If you're not afraid of jail, I have a guy that needs to leave this city on a BULLET train, if you get me. 5k in it for you.

[pimp tyranny]

get out of the house and work. i know i could work a lot more than 7 hours a day, but i don't need that kind of money. plus, i'm lazy.

[Video-Gamer]

i said im 21, and i dont sell my ps2 and the nine games, i dont have vcr - i do have a dvd player which is my ps2 system, didnt u understand it the first time when i said it - i dont want to sell nothing that i have, if i had something to sell - like a car - or a bike - i would, but i dont have anything to sell for, just leave it at that, maybe this is the wrong place to post this topic, and im not talking about this "place" as in forum, im talking about this site, because this is the only forum in this site that i can post a request like this, while some one tells me its the wrong place.

p.s - why i cant see this post on the forum, and why all the letters "I", and "MAKE" , and a few others are in orange color?

[jennie25]

I would say sell drugs, it's easy to make a grand in a week if you know how to run the game, but I wouldn't know ANYTHING about anything like this, so I have no idea about what your talkin about 8) :twisted:

[Mr Unoriginal]

i said im 21, and i dont sell my ps2 and the nine games, i dont have vcr - i do have a dvd player which is my ps2 system, didnt u understand it the first time when i said it - i dont want to sell nothing that i have, if i had something to sell - like a car - or a bike - i would, but i dont have anything to sell for, just leave it at that, maybe this is the wrong place to post this topic, and im not talking about this "place" as in forum, im talking about this site, because this is the only forum in this site that i can post a request like this, while some one tells me its the wrong place.

p.s - why i cant see this post on the forum, and why all the letters "I", and "MAKE" , and a few others are in orange color?

Well according to that double negative, as well as your horrible grammar, you want to sell everything you have and thus the problem is solved.

[Reality's Fringe]

Would you suck a rich guy's dick for a few grand? That's a valid option too.

[DrunkTigerWoods]

Let me guess, the girl you've been in love with for years is getting married in Hawaii and you need the money to get there so you can stop her. You convince her she belongs with you and you run away together, leaving the groom with the wedding bill.

[sj41]

I don't even understand what this nOOb just said. You don't feel like telling us what it's about, then that's fine.

It's going to have to be... WORK!!! "No, not work. You bitch. You said I would never have to do any work in my life. I'm killing you."

If you have nothing to sell and don't want to be given the money, then you will have to get another job or try to borrow money from someone you know

[soulyogurt]

Damn, that's beautiful... *snif* I had no idea...

Do you take PayPal?

[Video-Gamer]

thanks for the help all. i apreciate ur help, but nothing here still gave me any options to get the money in that amount of time.

[jdevlin7756]

You could look into being a guinea pig for a research project. I know some people who did that in Philly and it paid pretty well. Maybe you could get yourself on some drugs that would help you to develop some freakin' social skills.

[The Successful Dropout]

you want something from strangers...but you can't give anything to them....the strangers dont know you, and you dont know them, hence "strangers"...and for anyone to even considering throwing your ass a dollar out of our pocket, our hard-earned money, we would like to at least know what you need it for before we give some up to you....if you dont like that, then go find some retards on the street and see if they'll give you some money, because you're not getting anything here, asshole

[sj41]

you want something from strangers...but you can't give anything to them....the strangers dont know you, and you dont know them, hence "strangers"...and for anyone to even considering throwing your ass a dollar out of our pocket, our hard-earned money, we would like to at least know what you need it for before we give some up to you....if you dont like that, then go find some retards on the street and see if they'll give you some money, because you're not getting anything here, assholeI still can't tell if he wants us to give him money. I don't see any other way of him getting cash since he refuses to sell dtuff and won't do any work. People just throw around the phrase "I'll do anything."

[jdevlin7756]

no really dude, I'll do anything... You know, except for do something.

[Video-Gamer]

turst company - ur the a s s hole - u like to stick ur nose on some one elses buiss,bitch, who u think u are - u are no body, first of all i didnt asked ur money or no ones elses money, and if i get a dollar or any amount of money from any one in here - its not gonna be for free, im gonna do some kind of job for them, and its no 1 elses buissness to know what im going to spend the money on u egoestic b i t c h, its like asking the guy that works for u - "ok - u worked every day from 9-5, for 2 weeks, and now its ur paycheck day - but i wont be able to pay u the money unless u tell me what u gonna spend it on" now is that sounds logical u moron, shut ur trap, and phaq u and all the rest that act like this b i t c h.

[LoganDX]

turst company - ur the a s s hole - u like to stick ur nose on some one elses buiss,bitch, who u think u are - u are no body, first of all i didnt asked ur money or no ones elses money, and if i get a dollar or any amount of money from any one in here - its not gonna be for free, im gonna do some kind of job for them, and its no 1 elses buissness to know what im going to spend the money on u egoestic b i t c h, its like asking the guy that works for u - "ok - u worked every day from 9-5, for 2 weeks, and now its ur paycheck day - but i wont be able to pay u the money unless u tell me what u gonna spend it on" now is that sounds logical u moron, shut ur trap, and phaq u and all the rest that act like this b i t c h.

Brilliant just brilliant. Hey, I have an idea--When you need any more help, don't come here. Nobody was rude or disrespectful until you got nasty. For being 21, you sure act like you're 3...

[Video-Gamer]

ohh man, shut up already, i wasnt being rude, these people started being rude in here.
i even said thank you all, and tried to finish this thread politely - but no - these morons suddenly started to have a war against me.

[jdevlin7756]

No way Video-Gamer is the coolest CAGer ever...

BTW, LoganDX, what is a HOADER (as in DEATH TO THE HOADERS!!!! in your sig)?

[soulyogurt]

But you -haven't- done any work for us.

You never answered about the plasma and sperm donation.

Got a flashlight? Head out RIGHT NOW and start collecting cans and bottles to cash in for the refund.

Fashion a crude sign with cardboard and a marker and go stand on a street corner:

"Need Help Buying Ticket
But Don't Ask Where To!
God Bless!"

Depending on how hot it is, being on your feet all day like that has gotta be a lot of hard work.

[The Successful Dropout]

turst company - ur the a s s hole - u like to stick ur nose on some one elses buiss,bitch, who u think u are - u are no body, first of all i didnt asked ur money or no ones elses money, and if i get a dollar or any amount of money from any one in here - its not gonna be for free, im gonna do some kind of job for them, and its no 1 elses buissness to know what im going to spend the money on u egoestic b i t c h, its like asking the guy that works for u - "ok - u worked every day from 9-5, for 2 weeks, and now its ur paycheck day - but i wont be able to pay u the money unless u tell me what u gonna spend it on" now is that sounds logical u moron, shut ur trap, and phaq u and all the rest that act like this b i t c h.

lmao....unlike 85% of the ppl on cag...i dont get angry or pissed off when someone says something about me on the internet....it definitely doesnt ruin my day, it mostly gives me something to laugh about during the day...so thank you....i especially like the "u like to stick ur nose on some one elses buiss"....considering it is my business seeing how you posted in a public forum, you fa@@ot....why dont you go find your own way to make $1,000 fast, 'cause everyone here would be sticking their noses in your buiss....you act like everyone on here is stupid except for you...but umm, who was stupid one who couldn't save up enough money for this "big event"....not us....who's the stupid ass that is stuck in a bind and cant figure out how to get himself out of it because hes too damn stupid...not us...learn how to manage your money and your business and no1 else will care to stick their noses in it...

[Video-Gamer]

i havent done any work for "us" because no one offered me any kind of work for them - besides all the asswhipes that kept posting those non serious replies - when i specifically asked not to post it, but its ok, i can take a joke or two.

[LoganDX]

No way Video-Gamer is the coolest CAGer ever...

BTW, LoganDX, what is a HOADER (as in DEATH TO THE HOADERS!!!! in your sig)?

Assholes who get wind of a cheap ass sale, run into a store the moment it opens, buy up all games, dvds, etc. before anyone else can so they can turn around and try to sell said item on ebay for inflated prices...

[soulyogurt]

Insert R

Video-Gamer:
Keep up with this, and maybe you can get $2 from 500 CAGers to be quiet and go away eventually.

[The Successful Dropout]

logan...you mean hoarders? right?

[jdevlin7756]

LoganDX do you mean HOARDERS? Cuz' that is a word in english. Or is HOADER a slang term I missed. Either way I agree those people suck.

[Video-Gamer]

dont try to impress me or any one else with that bullshit lecture, when i posted this thread i knew exactly what i was doing, but its nobodys buiss to know what im gonna do with the money. u think u a big shot that u own this site? - u think u scaring me - u think i give a shit if u ban me or kick me from here? no i dont, so im glad that u laughed and made ur day.

LoganDX wrote:
Assholes who get wind of a cheap ass sale, run into a store the moment it opens, buy up all games, dvds, etc. before anyone else can so they can turn around and try to sell said item on ebay for inflated prices...

i know its not me, because thats what happened to me when i went to buy those 4.99 games on C.C - all of them were gone, probably maggets like u bought it before some one else could buy it.

[The Successful Dropout]

video-gamer, my balls need licked...now im far from a fa@@ot, so maybe if you have a sister or maybe you can send your mom over and one of them, hell both of them...can come over and lick my balls....each lick is a nickel...theirs your job...get your mom and/or (preferably and) sister to come over and lick my balls for a nickel a lick...thats only 20,000 licks....10,000 each...its your call

[Zenithian Legend]

Insert R

Video-Gamer:
Keep up with this, and maybe you can get $2 from 500 CAGers to be quiet and go away eventually.

Sounds like an idea to me, and maybe if he's really lucky he'll learn the modern wonders of spelling and forming complete logical thoughts... but I'm not gonna hold my breath.

[Video-Gamer]

turst company - i fucked u ur mom, and ur whole family. i came right above ur mom's eye - that way she could see me coming better.

[sj41]

turst company - ur the a s s hole - u like to stick ur nose on some one elses buiss,bitch, who u think u are - u are no body, :roll: On this site, he is somebody. He spends some of his own time every week to post the ads for the upcoming week. He actually contributes something to this site and is liked by others. You are the nobody. You are the one that has a low paying job. You are the one with no life.

So far, I have seen 3 people that need to have been banned in the past 2 days.

[soulyogurt]

Had you shared the destination of or reason for your travel, someone who had no ideas about how to earn money without working or selling or otherwise earning it might have had an idea about how to get there for less than $1000.

But I think you have exhausted the balance of good will advanced to the average joe by the denizens of this community. But maybe, -- just maybe -- if you ask nice and otherwise start acting like a civilized human being, someone might yet respond to your plea for aid.

In the meantime, while you are using that flashlight to hunt for cans and bottles, keep an eye out for actual money. There is a small but non-zero chance that someone around there dropped a $1000 bill recently.

[The Successful Dropout]

turst company - i shaq-fued u ur mom, and ur whole family. i came right above ur mom's eye - that way she could see me coming better.

video gamer, the 1990s just called and asked for you....they said they want their joke back

[Video-Gamer]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is.

[The Successful Dropout]

while id love to contribute to the headache that you are receiving (which is obvious from how angry your posts are getting)...i must go to work....i will make $100 today...my workday? i leave now at 2:30, i'll be home at 5:30-6:00....have fun with your suckass job

[jdevlin7756]

I'm going to start my own post asking for help raising $1000. My heroin addiction ain't cheap.

[drone8888]

I'm confused???

You came to this site, because you heard it was cool??

The first thing you do, is try and sell a PS2, for much more than it's worth,...because, as you said, "it's collecting dust". This is CAG, not eGay. Why not try there first??

Now, you say that you want to keep your PS2, which is understandable, when everything is taken into consideration. A DVD player, and a device you sank a few hundred dollars into.....SURE.

I also see, that you worked at Gamestop, and recently quit.

What's that all about??

Seriously, I think you joined for the $5 list, like the rest of the n00b's. Yeah, this is a great site. Yeah, usually the people here are generous.
Just not to dillschnicks.

I'm amazed you were hired at Gamestop, with your 6th grade reading, and writing skills.
I truly beleived you needed at least a GED, to get a job in the mall.

Here's what you do.

Go back to Gamestop, and plead for your job back.
Then, steal your ass off, and sell the shit on here, or on eGay.

Since you won't reveal your COSMIC locale, I'm assuming, for $1000, that you'll be far enough away, to evade the authorities.

Hey try this.
Have someone you know,...which seems to be no one,..kick you in your ribs. Enough to where they are broken.

Now wrap your legs behind your head, and enjoy the chinnuts. Swallow it all,...and make sure your friend is filming.

These things sell well, on the right forum.

Good luck.

[The Successful Dropout]

lmao...nothing like the word "racist" being thrown out there when it has nothing to do with anything that was said....that just proves to everyone that you're an idiot, thank you...goodnight

[Zenithian Legend]

The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."

[sj41]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa") am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

[OkeSmokey21]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?

[LoganDX]

logan...you mean hoarders? right?

#-o dear lord I've gone brain dead! I've looked at that for who knows how long, it never dawned on me. I really should pay attention to what I type sometimes....


BTW--No, I wasn't meaning you Video-Gamer...

[drone8888]

WTF is he talking about??

He worked at Gamestop,....and quit.

Holy mother of pearl....necklaces.

[jdevlin7756]

Go to college, learn some crap. Like trustcompany is a classist not a racist. You may also learn, you are an idiot not someone capable of earning $1000 in 2 to 3 weeks.

[LoganDX]

turst company - ur the a s s hole - u like to stick ur nose on some one elses buiss,bitch, who u think u are - u are no body, :roll: On this site, he is somebody. He spends some of his own time every week to post the ads for the upcoming week. He actually contributes something to this site and is liked by others. You are the nobody. You are the one that has a low paying job. You are the one with no life.

So far, I have seen 3 people that need to have been banned in the past 2 days.

I said I was kidding :wink: ...

[Zenithian Legend]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?

No you're that guy that hates Skies of Arcadia, DLF just sent away for a GC so you are not relations.

[OkeSmokey21]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.


I thought I was DLF?

No you're that guy that hates Skies of Arcadia, DLF just sent away for a GC so you are not relations.

True.. I do hate that game so.. but isn't posting your own opinions on games part of this site

[LoganDX]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?

No you're that guy that hates Skies of Arcadia, DLF just sent away for a GC so you are not relations.

I dunno about that. The way he was talking about Deadzone was borderline DLF-ness...

[OkeSmokey21]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?

No you're that guy that hates Skies of Arcadia, DLF just sent away for a GC so you are not relations.

I dunno about that. The way he was talking about Deadzone was borderline DLF-ness...

deadzone is not even a part of this convo.. but now that you brought it up,
she all kinds of ugly

[sj41]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?I know that I never said YOU were DLF.

Now this is just getting too hard. It's hard to flame flamers in two topics.

[soulyogurt]

*sigh*

*wanders off*

[OkeSmokey21]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?I know that I never said YOU were DLF.

Now this is just getting too hard. It's hard to flame flamers in two topics.

you would actually have to accomplish flaming in order to do so. You've been a bit lacking lately.

[LoganDX]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?

No you're that guy that hates Skies of Arcadia, DLF just sent away for a GC so you are not relations.

I dunno about that. The way he was talking about Deadzone was borderline DLF-ness...

deadzone is not even a part of this convo.. but now that you brought it up,
she all kinds of ugly

Seriously, Just give it up already. You're not funny, witty or humorous. You need to get the chip off your shoulder. Either act like a valuable member of this site or leave. Don't get so much shit stirred up you get banned.

Besides, looks aside, She's cool...

[sj41]

*sigh*

*wanders off*I really need to get to sleep. So...

*goes to bed* :wink:

I'll come back to this topic and the other flame-fun tomorrow if they are not locked.

[Video-Gamer]

drone888 - who tha fuck u talking to, i never worked for gamestop, and i never said that my ps2 was collecting dust, u mistaken me for some one else, its got nothing to do with me, and trustcompany - have a good night too ass hole, i dont want none of ur comments - u are just trying to put more flames to the fire, i can feel u tough -u are a person that likes to continue fights, just like a bunch of morons in here,
even tought i said thank you all and tried to finish this fucking thread - but no, people in here want act tough and feel better by throwing off plain shit out of their mouth,- shut up - this place stinks already from all the shit that trustcompany and rest of u homos{not every body, u know who im talking to}

[Zenithian Legend]

*sigh*

*wanders off*


We must, we must, we must increase our bust, the tighter the sweater all the better, the... er repalce bust with post count, ya that's it...

[sj41]

you rasict mofo, u think u can look down on people just because they have a low paying jobs, - millions of people in usa have low paying jobs and still live day by day - at least they are trying to survive, not like ur rasict ass - probably a rich ass homo that needs to get stucked, let me meet 1 mofo like u in the streets and il show u what pain is. I'll assume you were talking to me. I (like so many other "people in usa" am too young to have a job.

And this is complete shit now. A rasict? You shouldn't be poor. You found a new race. That deserves money.

GUYS, THIS IS DLF.

I thought I was DLF?I know that I never said YOU were DLF.

Now this is just getting too hard. It's hard to flame flamers in two topics.

you would actually have to accomplish flaming in order to do so. You've been a bit lacking lately.I haven't flamed like this in years. :bouncy: I may be a little rusty.

[LoganDX]

drone888 - who tha shaq-fu u talking to, i never worked for gamestop, and i never said that my ps2 was collecting dust, u mistaken me for some one else, its got nothing to do with me, and trustcompany - have a good night too ass hole, i dont want none of ur comments - u are just trying to put more flames to the fire, i can feel u tough -u are a person that likes to continue fights, just like a bunch of morons in here,
even tought i said thank you all and tried to finish this shaq-fuing thread - but no, people in here want act tough and feel better by throwing off plain shit out of their mouth,- shut up - this place stinks already from all the shit that trustcompany and rest of u homos{not every body, u know who im talking to}

Dude read what I just posted to OkeSmokey! Get the chip off your shoulder...

[soulyogurt]

Go back and reread all those posts and reevaluate who is spewing runny excrement through his clenched aggressive-but-ineffectual teeth.

[sj41]

drone888 - who tha shaq-fu u talking to, i never worked for gamestop, and i never said that my ps2 was collecting dust, u mistaken me for some one else, its got nothing to do with me, and trustcompany - have a good night too ass hole, i dont want none of ur comments - u are just trying to put more flames to the fire, i can feel u tough -u are a person that likes to continue fights, just like a bunch of morons in here,
even tought i said thank you all and tried to finish this shaq-fuing thread - but no, people in here want act tough and feel better by throwing off plain shit out of their mouth,- shut up - this place stinks already from all the shit that trustcompany and rest of u homos{not every body, u know who im talking to}How come I wasn't mentioned in your last post?
Mission Failed. :cry:

[drone8888]

Well, judging from your prior posts, which are available to read at any time, I'd say you are a moron.

Try using your gerbil sized brain, and THINK. Think back to when you first arrived here at CAG.

Now read your posts.

Nimrod.

Please,...for godssake, get hooked on phonics.

[Zenithian Legend]

:grouphug: Settle down Beavis

[drone8888]

My bad homie.

Let me say it in your words.

I mean word.

I fucking wrong about Gamespot. You did try sell your dusty PS2. I'm fucking sorry.
Instead of read a book I come here and act the fool.

Please, the grammar is kill me.

[jimbodan]

Well, judging from your prior posts, which are available to read at any time, I'd say you are a moron.

Try using your gerbil sized brain, and THINK. Think back to when you first arrived here at CAG.

Now read your posts.

Nimrod.

Please,...for godssake, get hooked on phonics.

I'll help everyone out, here's the post:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22793&highlight=

pay particular attention to the collecting dust comment.

[Video-Gamer]

Well, judging from your prior posts, which are available to read at any time, I'd say you are a moron.

Try using your gerbil sized brain, and THINK. Think back to when you first arrived here at CAG.

Now read your posts.

Nimrod.

Please,...for godssake, get hooked on phonics.

hey moron, i got better things to do than read posts that are 2 weeks old and got no replies.
and jimbo - thanks for that link - i dont see the use of it, since its got nothing to do with this post, the only use it has is just to put more flams to the fire.
p.s - i didnt called u a moron - i was talking to nimrod.

[LoganDX]

Well, judging from your prior posts, which are available to read at any time, I'd say you are a moron.

Try using your gerbil sized brain, and THINK. Think back to when you first arrived here at CAG.

Now read your posts.

Nimrod.

Please,...for godssake, get hooked on phonics.

I'll help everyone out, here's the post:

http://www.cheapassgamer.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=22793&highlight=

pay particular attention to the collecting dust comment.

I do believe the chip got knocked off his damn shoulder...

[OkeSmokey21]

Lets go ahead and steer this thread back on target. If i were you videogamer, I'd look into test subjecting.. not drugs but rating tv shows and the like. Some pay up to $40 an hour.

[soulyogurt]

Well, judging from your prior posts, which are available to read at any time, I'd say you are a moron.


He's got a point:


Hi, Im new here, so I wanna say hi before I start in here, I heard about this site just a few days ago, I checked it out and its pretty cool in here.
Ok, back to the point, I'm selling my PS2 because I dont play it anymore, working and school mostly. I dont want it to collect dust, so might as well sell it.


But Reality's Fringe quit GameStop... Video-Gamer only had te second-to-last reply on how RF should act inappropriately before leaving.

[jdevlin7756]

Frakin Jasus, I jost red sum uv Video-Gamers postes. Al uv da gramactical learnin' I done did jus whent flyin rite oute mi hed.

[LoganDX]

Lets go ahead and steer this thread back on target. If i were you videogamer, I'd look into test subjecting.. not drugs but rating tv shows and the like. Some pay up to $40 an hour.

Some of those take more then 2-3 weeks to get paid...

[jimbodan]

Lets go ahead and steer this thread back on target. If i were you videogamer, I'd look into test subjecting.. not drugs but rating tv shows and the like. Some pay up to $40 an hour.

Damn 40$ to watch T.V?!? How do I get that gig?

[OkeSmokey21]

Lets go ahead and steer this thread back on target. If i were you videogamer, I'd look into test subjecting.. not drugs but rating tv shows and the like. Some pay up to $40 an hour.

Some of those take more then 2-3 weeks to get paid...

Some also pay cash right on the spot.

[Video-Gamer]

and jimbo dan - since u like to search for old threads - can u find the thread that says that i was working for gamestop, or any video game store.

[OkeSmokey21]

Lets go ahead and steer this thread back on target. If i were you videogamer, I'd look into test subjecting.. not drugs but rating tv shows and the like. Some pay up to $40 an hour.

Damn 40$ to watch T.V?!? How do I get that gig?

A friend of mine hooked me up.. i had to watch some horrible volleyball show.. i got $65 when i was done so shaq fu them.

[jimbodan]

and jimbo dan - since u like to search for old threads - can u find the thread that says that i was working for gamestop, or any video game store.

Dunno? I never said you worked there, only reason I remember the PS2 thread is because I posted in it.

[soulyogurt]

Give those surveyors in the mall a -quick- listen... once I got $35 just for listening to a couple of 30 second radio spots and responding to a couple questions.

Video-Gamer:
Why the change of heart? Why are you going to keep the PS2, since you were willing to sell it a while ago.

[Smell]

i read your topic name Video-gamer

i will do anything

but u are like
NO I CANNOT SELL MY PS2 oh no i love all of my games

[Video-Gamer]

i guess because i still love it and had to much fun with it, plus soon its the time for all the good games to come out and not to mention the exclusives.

[drone8888]

Yeah, I apologized for the Gamespot comment.

I put 2 and 2 together. You saying you're busy working and all.

Since I came down to your level, I figured you'd understand my apology.

It still doesn't make you any brighter.

Do you pick blueberries for a living?? Sweep barbershop floors, for pocket change,...??
Well, what is it you do then??

How is it that you don't make enough money, to have saved $1000??

How much are you spending on your service provider?? You know,...online?
How about cable, and your cell phone. Shit, even your landline would cost at least $20.

How do you get to work? What do you eat all day long?

You're 21, yet it sounds like you're 13. Living at home with your mommy. Are you an alcoholic?? An involent?? What's the deal.

To turn 21, and have this dilemma, is just sad.

I think you're playing our strings, and not very well, at that.

Please, for your sake,... go to sleep. Put a book under your head. Maybe you'll gain something. Probably not. Although you're probably not smart enough to realize my fancy plan.

That's you,... Mr. Fancypants.
Goodnight derelict.

[ratedpeej]

Video-Gamer, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're not just a troll.

In any event, you might want to try www.craigslist.org

It's basically online classifieds. Depending on where you live, it might help. They have a lot of listing for jobs and whatnot. Check it out, it might do you some good.

Also, it may be much better if you posted where you were going with this ticket. What kind of ticket is it? Giving out this info could actually BENEFIT you.

Certain airline tickets are free for certain people under certain conditions. If you told us where you were going, maybe one of us could track down some kind of deal, either to reduce the price of the ticket, or get rid of the price altogether.

[Video-Gamer]

drone " Do you pick blueberries for a living?? Sweep barbershop floors, for pocket change,...??
Well, what is it you do then??

How is it that you don't make enough money, to have saved $1000??

How much are you spending on your service provider?? You know,...online?
How about cable, and your cell phone. Shit, even your landline would cost at least $20.

How do you get to work? What do you eat all day long?

You're 21, yet it sounds like you're 13. Living at home with your mommy. Are you an alcoholic?? An involent?? What's the deal.

To turn 21, and have this dilemma, is just sad. "

what dilema, i am not in a dilema, why u assuming that im in a dilema at all. again, this got nothing to do with my post, why even bother to continue this - im done with this thread, no use of continuing in here,
u accuse me of being alcoholic.. how do u know what my habbits are, u dont even know me. man, forget u.
leave ur guessing games for some one else.

[drone8888]

Actually I'm trying to help you out.

Not only are you slowly gaining posts, but you are also forced to type more.

Which could,..yet I doubt,.. help you to improve your spelling.
Although, you even spelled dilemma incorrectly, right below my c&p'd post.

you really got to lay off of the booze though. I see it really hit a nerve with you. Try asking at your next AA meeting.

4Real.

[Video-Gamer]

dont help me out, and dont try to be my teacher, i know how to spell dilemMa, just like i know how to spell your - UR, did u tought maybe i choose to type it that way, i didnt know this was the correct spelling fourm.

[OkeSmokey21]

Why do everytime we post a good idea you're quick to say no? We gave you great ideas. Try them out

[drone8888]

ghettofabulous

4EvAAAAAAAA

[Garfield]

Last time I checked, you have to type your message in such ways that people will understand what you are trying to say. And to achieve that, you need correct SPELLING.

Also, many times you meant to say "too", yet you typed "to".

Finally, if trying to come up with $1000 in 3 weeks is not a dilemma, then I don't know what is. If it's such an urgent matter to you, then it is a dilemma. But judging the way you answer, you don't even give a damn, so why ask for help in the first place. Plus you never answer the question: what is the ticket for?

Bottomline: YOU ARE A TROLL.

[doraemonkerpal]

thats because u keep asking me whats the trip for?
now can i ask what difference is it make, even if i told u whats the trip for, its not gonna make any difference, i think ur just sticking ur nose on some prive information.

actually, it could make a difference. maybe someone could help you look for a cheaper ticket? ah well, it's your prerogative.

you can sell your sperm or blood, your ps2 and games, or do odd jobs for cash.

You could look into being a guinea pig for a research project. I know some people who did that in Philly and it paid pretty well. Maybe you could get yourself on some drugs that would help you to develop some freakin' social skills.

lmao!

[KingDox]

I'm shocked you guys haven't tried to guess what he needs the ticket for. I'm willing to bet is has something to do with a girl. Maybe he met someone online and needs to meet with them, and maybe they don't even live in the US. I mean 1000 bucks ? you can take the train or a bus any place in the US for way cheaper then that.

How about those check into cash places ? I'm sure they rape you when it comes in interest, but if your really that desprate. Or you can just apply to 2 or 3 credit cards. And if you can't afford the dept you could always just delclair bankruptcy. Sure you credit would be messed up but if you don't ever plan on getting a house or car it isn't that big a deal.

[The Successful Dropout]

the funny thing is...after everyone tried to help him, he acted like a complete asshole...now everyones trying to help him again....i say bump that, die troll

[DigitalSpace]

Geez, not another one. *sigh*

Video-Gamer, the jerk store called, they're running out of you!

Oh, and here's a one way ticket to GameFAQs (http://www.gamefaqs.com), do yourself a favor and use it. With the way you're acting, things are not going to get any better for you here.

[DigitalSpace]

the funny thing is...after everyone tried to help him, he acted like a complete asshole...now everyones trying to help him again....i say bump that, die troll

After how he replied to you, and his ignorant post calling someone a racist, I'm surprised anyone's helping him.

He reminds me of those bums who ask for spare change and then harass you and call you a piece of shit if you only give them a dime or so.

[Cracka]

didnt you start a thread like a couple of days ago asking for money?

[Cornfedwb]

I dont know what sort of morals you have.. but amatuer porn can really get you some quick cash. Most places pay like $200-$500 a scene. Do a few of those and you're in like flint.

[danny-o]

do i need to say it again, save the crappy replies.

Save the crappy requests. No one cares.

[danny-o]

I know why this guy is in need of the money though. An airline ticket to his internet girlfriend "abobogirl23" in mexico.

[NeverWinterKnight]

Wow, you're horrible spelling, lack of any sort of intelligence, and other wonderful qualities amaze me. I will help you, though.

1- Shut your god damned mouth. I'd pay for that
2-Leave. Now. I'd kill for that.
3-Die. I don't care how, shoot yourself or anything like that. Suggestions are welcome.
4-Unless you do 3, suicide is your only option. No one needs money in monkey hell.

[Cornfedwb]

Wow, you're horrible spelling, lack of any sort of intelligence, and other wonderful qualities amaze me. I will help you, though.

1- Shut your god damned mouth. I'd pay for that
2-Leave. Now. I'd kill for that.
3-Die. I don't care how, shoot yourself or anything like that. Suggestions are welcome.
4-Unless you do 3, suicide is your only option. No one needs money in monkey hell.

Well that was nice and un-called for.

[PsyClerk]

Wow, you're horrible spelling, lack of any sort of intelligence, and other wonderful qualities amaze me.

I am confused as to which poster you're referring.

[NeverWinterKnight]

I am referring to the genius of a topic creator.

[NeverWinterKnight]

I am referring to the genius of a topic creator.

I didn't mean to write "of a".

[BigDirty]

locked, before this gets any more rediculous than this already is.