Danimal's Office S3 Contest is over. Congratulations, doc005!

[Danimal]

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UPDATE: CONTEST IS OVER. doc005 is our winner!

I know that a lot of CAGs, like myself, are very excited about the new season of The Office beginning this Thursday night, so to celebrate it's return, I've decided to hold a little contest to give away a shiny new copy of the Season Three DVD set.

To Enter: Just pick a character from the show. Then post a great moment from the show involving that character- a memorable line, a look they gave, physical comedy, an entire scene, whatever. If your post involves dialogue between two or more characters, please specify which character you're considering this a favorite moment for. That character constitutes your entry.

Contest Winner: After I close the contest a few days from now, I'll put all the character names into a hat, and draw one out. If your favorite moment involved that character, your name will go into the hat along with anyone else who named that character, and the winner will be chosen at random from that group. If I draw a character that nobody has posted a favorite moment for, I'll draw the winner from everyone who entered.

Top Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager Second Entry: If you would like to increase your odds slightly, send me a pm with another favorite moment involving a different character. You'll then have two chances to have your character's name pulled.

And finally, here is the pool of eligible characters to use for your favorite moment entries: Michael, Jim, Dwight, Pam, Stanley, Angela, Phyllis, Kevin, Ryan, Kelly, Creed, Toby, Meredith, Karen, Andy, Jan, Darryl, and yeah, I guess Roy. EDIT: Oops, also Oscar. Darn it, I knew I'd forget somebody.

Good luck.

[doraemonkerpal]

Dwight: (whispering to Angela while Ryan is standing nearby, trying to hide their affair) What about the meeting later to... discuss the finances?
Angela: Yes, but don't expect any cookie.
Dwight: But what if I'm hungry?
Angela: No cookie.

All this while Ryan is staring into the tv camera at a loss for words LOL!

This is one of my favorite moments with Dwight on the Office!

[DJSteel]

Jim... where he came to work as Dwight... then Dwight did Jim later on in the episode.. lol..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-f3q6C-8OE
best episode ever...

[Immortal fWd]

Dwight is my favorite character.

Dwight Schrute: Women are like wolves. If you want a wolf, you have to trap it. Snare it. Then to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves. And my animal deserves a lot of loving.

[Arakias]

One of my favorite moments is when Dwight Schrute, after saying that hes 99% sure that its not the real Ben Franklin, asks him
DS: "Are you near-sighted or far-sighted"
BF: "Both thats why I invented the bifocals"
DS: Arrrrggh (or whatever his yell is).

[supraazn]

Jim: After You Sir.

Dwight: No Thank You, I never let anyone walk behind me. Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.

Jim: Okay, well that still leaves the thirty percent chance that i'll attack you from the front.

Dwight: Ahh Yeah, but that'll be easier to stop. I can always block the blow, or i can counter it ....

Jim: ( Immediately Bitch Slaps Dwight and walks away smiling )

Dwight: ( Is Stunned and shocked, and then looks at the camera )

LOL my all time favorite, Gotta give it to my man JIM on that one.

[apocrypha]

Andy:Beer me that CD

[kidgenius]

Dwight: (Runs up and pushes the coffee away.) You'll thank me later.

[mjkusy13]

Dwight: Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence.
Dwight: I was shunned from the age of 4 until my 6th birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

[pooroldluser]

Dwight: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered, that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

[JeffreyLebowski]

Michael Scott: Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. "Little Kid Lover". That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.

Such a great show!!

[Squirms]

Creed: Oh, I steal things all the time. It’s just something I do. I stopped caring a long time ago. You should see how many supplies I’ve taken from this place. Honestly, I love stealing things.

Gotta love the old burn out.

[CouRageouS]

For my official entry..
When the guys were in the ladies room and Ryan told Jim he sent Karen an email about a date or something. Not even that funny but I love that kind of tension.

For sake of a funnier moment..
The time when Dwight and Michael dropped a watermelon from the top of the building and it hit Stanley's car, then Michael said to call his lawyer to see if he handles hate crimes.

[greattastic]

I love Stanley on pretzel day

[rodeojones903]

Jim: Assistant to the Sensei.

[kjauburn]

Jim Halpert: As ranking number 2, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now.

[AngellicLulu]

My favorite scene is where Pam and Jim make fun of Dwight by telling him of a magic device... the gaydar. He went on a wild-goose chase.
Pam has to be my pick.

[neocisco]

I really liked the episode when Jim was impersonating Dwight. I actually teared up from laughing so hard.

[Blade]

Dwight Schrute: Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.
Pam Beesley: Why would you wanna raise your cholesterol?
Dwight Schrute: So I can lower it.

It's hard to pick the funniest Dwight quote. He's definitely the best on the show.

[Danimal]

I'm enjoying reading all the scenes and lines put in so far. Lots of great moments, it's making me even more anxious for Thursday's season premiere.

Something to keep in mind when entering- your entry doesn't have to be your all-time favorite moment, just a great moment with any character. We already have several great Dwight and Jim moments. But when I draw a character's name, people who entered with that character will go into a drawing to determine the winner, so going with one of the "secondary" characters could leave you with less competition for the winners draw. Unless of course Jim's or Dwight's name come out of the hat, then so much for that plan.

Also, don't forget, you can enter a second character choice via pm. I'm a little surprised that only a few people have done that so far.

Keep the great entries coming!

[nyprimus4]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPRTbJV5ts

Easily my favorite scene from last season.

Dwight: When rainfall occurs does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous state?
Stanley: Liquid.
D: Very good, you have earned one Schrute buck!
S: I don't want it.
D: Then you have been deducted fifty Schrute bucks!
S: Make it a hundred.
D: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
S: No in fact I'll give you one billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
D: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
S: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprachauns.
Andy: ALRIGHT CLASS CANCELED!

[Dante Devil]

Dwight Schrute: When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, and they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had absorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.

His deadpan delivery makes it priceless.

[Chris Dillon]

The whole thing when Dwight got the concussion. I love it when he is in the car and dwight starts drinking Meridiths liquor so jim sprays him. But my favorite thing is when pam tells dwight bye and he says he will be back. Pam says something like "no, you won't".

[Danimal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoPRTbJV5ts

Easily my favorite scene from last season.

Dwight: When rainfall occurs does it usually fall in a liquid, solid, or gaseous state?
Stanley: Liquid.
D: Very good, you have earned one Schrute buck!
S: I don't want it.
D: Then you have been deducted fifty Schrute bucks!
S: Make it a hundred.
D: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
S: No in fact I'll give you one billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
D: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
S: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprachauns.
Andy: ALRIGHT CLASS CANCELED!They both have great lines in this scene, so I just want to check- is this a Dwight entry or a Stanley entry?

[rickeeretardo]

when roy went crazy and started wrecking the bar after hearing pam's confession about kissing jim.

[nyprimus4]

I'll go with Stanley because Dwight always says stuff like that. Stanley doesn't have many funny moments.

[emnmnme]

There's something to be said about Shrute Bucks. When Dwight takes over the office for a day, his big incentive is handing out monopoly money with his face imposed on each bill. How did the currency work? One hundred Shrute Bucks earns you a five minute break?

[doppelgangerknight]

For my official Dwight entry

Dwight: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time now. Check out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No, and the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: No, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town!
Jim: Can I have a late check out?
Dwight: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You're not the manager...even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I'm the owner....the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it... in your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: But I haven't told you my salary.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: Eighty thousand dollars a year

[detectiveconan16]

Weird... I expected Dannon Yogurt, 'cause of the "danimals."

I'd have to say I like Creed the most. Pretty funny guy, reminds me of a "realer" version of Phil Ken Sebben. He faked his own death for "tax reasons" and claims benefits as his own widow. LOL.

[argyle]

Jim: "Lord, beer me strength."

One of my all-time favorite lines. :)

[Danimal]

Weird... I expected Dannon Yogurt, 'cause of the "danimals."
I've been known as Danimal a lot longer than that product has been around. They used the name without my permission. I'd bring a lawsuit against them, but I can't decide what grounds to base it on. Copyright infringement? Defamation of character? Emotional distress?

[lordwow]

Michael Scott: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate... so much about the things that you choose to be.

[masked lemon]

Jim: Hey Kelly, what's up?
Kelly: Oh, nothing. Except last night, me and ryan finally totally hooked up.It was awesome.
Jim: That's great. I'm really happy for you.
Kelly: I know, and it was so funny, because we were at his bar with his friend, and we were sitting together the whole night. And he wasn't making a move,so in my head I was like "Ryan, what's taking you so long?" And then, he kissed me.And I didn't know what to say, so I said "Ryan, what took you so long?"I just said it to him, oh my God can you believe that? Jim, is that embarassing? I'm embarassed.
Jim: No, don't be.
Kelly:Well thank God, because I was nervous Jim, you would not believe. But now, now I have a boyfriend!

Ryan: I hooked up with her on Feburary 13th...



This would be a Kelly entry.

[javeryh]

"The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money. I heal them. Today, I am in charge of picking a great new health care plan. Right? That's what this is all about. Does that make me their doctor? Um... Yes, in a way. Yeah, like a specialist." - Michael.

[kaw]

Funny Creed moment...

From "The Convict" episode.

Karen: You can’t give paper clips to a baby. He might swallow them.
Creed: Oh it’s ok, I’ve got tons of them.

[ty240]

Pam: This was tough. I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her.

[Gamerguy]

Angela's comments about the streamers ruining Phyllis' birthday party.

[Exquemelin]

Micheal, "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."

[T4Revan]

My vote: Jim

Dwight: Jim!
Jim: What's up buddy?
Dwight: This is not funny. Why is my stuff in here?
Jim: Wow that's weird. Oh! A dollar for a stapler, that's pretty good.
Dwight: Well Im not paying for my own stuff. Ok, I know you did this because your friends with the vending machine guy.
Jim: Who, steve?
Dwight: Yeah, Steve.
Pam: What do I want? What do I want? Oh! A pencil cup!
Dwight: No, No, No, That's my pencil cup.
Pam: Um..I don't think so I just bought it.
Dwight: Uh, I think so, and your gonna hand it over to me.
Pam: I love these.
Dwight: Okay fine...Where's my wallet?
Jim: Oh there it is, J1
Dwight: I don't have any..
Jim: Here you know what, have some nickels.
*Dwight rushes to work his way up to a dollar in nickels*

[RAMSTORIA]

Jim and his future Dwight prank....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve9nRC1wyYg

[AngellicLulu]

Jim and his future Dwight prank....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve9nRC1wyYg
Oh man, I love that one!

[cheezhead430]

favorite moment from roy
when he goes captain insano on the bar after pam tells him she kissed jim

[msdmoney]

Dwight Schrute: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me… for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

[Danimal]

Just to let everybody know, I think I'm going to let this contest run through the weekend, and then I'll decide a deadline. If the entries are still coming in at a slow but steady pace, I'll keep it going for a few more days. If entries have pretty much dried up by then I'll draw a winner more like Monday or Tuesday.

As soon as I decide on a deadline to enter, I'll post it and update my OP with it.

[DT778]

My entry is Stanley

Dwight: Don’t you want to earn Shrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I’ll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What’s the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

[Milkyman]

Michael: It was the episode when they were at the paper convention and Michael turned on a blacklight in the hotel room and him and dwight saw stains all over the bed and dwight says that its either blood, urine or semen and then michael says, "Oh god i hope its urine"

[Danimal]

morning bump

[darthbudge]

Karen: [Referring to Jim hopping in the corner, stuck while playing CoD 2] Look how cute he is. And he's trying to shoot with a smoke grenade.

[Tommymoe]

My entry is Dwight when he is on the roof at the end of the episode that Jim and Pam were pranking him that he was applying for the CIA.

{Dwight receives a text message}
DWIGHT{reading}: You have been compromised, abort and destroy your phone {tosses phone off roof}

HI-LARIOUS!!!

[dmrx24]

Dwight Schrute: What were your favorite moments?

Michael Scott: Uhh, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one.

Dwight Schrute: What about when Jan said the branch was closing?

Michael Scott: God, Dwight.

*Dwight entry.

[ditogi]

Stanley entry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC7e_UrsF9k

Pretzel Day
I just love everything from Stanley in this one. From his happy face to his little speech about pretzel day.

[cleaver]

Creed: I'm not offended by homosexuality. In the 60's, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors... in the mud and the rain. And it's possible a man slipped in. There would be no way of knowing.

[Danimal]

Evening bump. I'll check again tomorrow morning when I get back from work, and depending on how many more entries this gets tonight, I'll figure out a deadline for when to wrap this thing up and name a winner.

[tivo]

Michael to toby:

"I hate So much about the things you choose to be"

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[Wet Ninja]

I really like Kevin a lot. His delivery is what makes his lines so funny, though, so it's hard to convey the humor in quotes.

Kevin: "I was trying to throw this party once, and everyone was over for the weekend. And then my Uncle Bernie died. So then me and my best friend had to pretend like he was alive."

[Danimal]

Well, I guess entries have slowed to a trickle, so rather than run this through the weekend, I'll keep it open for one more day, and draw a winner tomorrow morning. I'll update the thread title and the OP. Deadline to enter will be 9:00 a.m. tomorrow (Friday). At that time, I'll draw a character's name, and immediately after that I'll draw the contest winner from the pool of whoever had that character as an entry.

[rawer]

From the "bat in the office" episode:

"There is poop raining from the ceilings. ... Poop!"

[rdwd39]

premiere is tonight!! sweet sweet office is back!!

Michael Scott - (to camera) and this is his (Dwight) strike two, and you know what they say, fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice (looks completely lost and confused as to where the saying is supposed to go) strike three.

[Stace]

Michael: That would have really really showed him up, wouldn't it, if I brought in some burritos, or, colored greens, or some, pad thai, love pad thai...
Stanley: It's collard greens.
Michael: What?
Stanley: It's collard greens.
Michael: Uh, doesn't really make sense. Cuz you don't call them collard people. That's offensive.

My vote is for Michael

[n25philly]

entered so I can make a couple $ on ebay if I win it. The show is just painful to watch.

[wampa_one]

Creed catching a fish with his bare hands and eating it raw at the beach games.

[Danimal]

entered so I can make a couple $ on ebay if I win it. The show is just painful to watch.
I'm so impressed by your candor and by your ability to follow simple instructions that I'm entering you twice. :dunce: :roll:

[SmallWorld]

Reading through this thread is making me excessively happy. My contribution/entry:

Andy: I am now chopping Phyllis's head off with a chainsaw...ringrinrinrin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmtmkBiCcHE

[ZaphodBB1]

A favorite Ryan moment that came immediately to mind:
Stanley blowing up at Ryan when he thinks Ryan's hitting on his daughter in the "Take Your Daughter to Work" episode. Sure, Stanley's dialogue is funny, but it was Ryan's terrified reaction shot that cracked me up.

"That little girl is a child! I don’t want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I’ll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain’t nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he’s not going to help you, if you don’t stop sniffing after my child!"

"Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life."

[ch3zyp00fs]

CREED!

I blogged the whole thing...

www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts

check it out!

[Danimal]

Seven minutes 'til the season premiere bump!

Currently, we have 52 entrants. Being purposefully vague, I'd like to point out that the character who has been entered the most frequently has 16 entries, while two characters have only been entered once each, five characters have been entered twice, and four characters have yet to receive a single entry. (This is counting PMed second entries as well as what's been posted in the thread of course) Each character has an equal chance of having their name drawn tomorrow morning, so I don't know whether any of that matters. :)

[AngellicLulu]

Woot! Can't Wait!

[kelso]

Andy and his rocking robin phone

[doc005]

My one of my favorite Ryan moments is when he is at Pam's desk because she is on vacation and Jim keeps looking up at him and apoligies.

Then Ryan says "Jim's been looking at me, kind of, a LOT, all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me."

and then you see Michael looking at him and it was really funny the way he was looking at him.

[neudog]

Well I have to go with the New Premiere:

Pam: "So I close the door, but the image of his..."
Jim: "Baguette..."
Pam: "Dangling participle still burned in my eyes."
Jim: "I can imagine."

and

Jim: "Oh, I'm sorry is this a working office and not a french beach...."

[Tyga24]

I'll go with a Darryl quote from the Casino Night episode:

Darryl: I taught Mike some, uh, phrases to help with his interracial conversations. You know, stuff like, "Fleece it out." "Going mach five." "Dinkin' flicka." You know, things us Negroes say.

[thorbahn3]

Dwight: when he thought Jim was a vampire.

[Danimal]

20 minutes left bump

[Danimal]

CONTEST IS CLOSED. No entries after this post will be accepted.

I've written each characters name on an identicle piece of paper (labels from my job), folded them identically, and thoroughly mixed them up. I'll be drawing a character name in just a moment, but first, here's how many entries each character received:

Dwight- 17
Jim- 12
Michael- 11
Creed- 8
Stanley- 6
Pam- 5
Andy- 5
Roy- 3
Toby- 3
Ryan- 3
Kelly- 2
Angela- 2
Karen- 2
Kevin- 2
Darryl- 2
Phyllis- 1
Meredith- 0
Jan- 0
Oscar- 0

If I draw Phyllis, the one person who entered her has won. Otherwise, there will be a second drawing to determine the winner. If I draw Jan, Meredith, or Oscar, the second drawing will consist of everyone who entered. Here we go....

[Danimal]

The character drawn is.......Ryan!

Three people entered Ryan: CouRageouS, ZaphodBB1, and doc005. I will now draw one of their names at random, and we'll have our winner.

[Danimal]

And the winner is...... doc005!

Thanks everyone for entering and posting so many great moments from the show. I had a lot of fun doing this.

[ZaphodBB1]

Ooh, so close. Congrats doc005! Thanks for running this fun contest, Danimal.

[Danimal]

Ooh, so close. Congrats doc005! Thanks for running this fun contest, Danimal.
You're welcome. You know, if I had based it on who had the best CAG username, that might have put you over the top, because I'm a huge Douglas Adams fan. ;)

[ZaphodBB1]

You are clearly one hoopy frood who always knows where his towel is.