Always hated your name? Give this a Try.

[BLarR]

http://www.jobpredictor.com/index.asp

[Scorch]

Always hated your name? Give this a Try.

I think you meant "job".

[Ledhed]

Hmm, Insurance Fraudster.

And my g/f is a Quiz Show Contestant.

[karmapolice]

I will be a Sewage Worker...yay

[godhatesjustyou]

Professional Shopper? wtf is that?!

[afedock]

andrew ______, Your ideal job is a The job you have now.

Awesome...I just quit my job last week.

[jbroush99]

"Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter."
I am Captain Kangaroo!!!

[gamefan1686]

Im a Pole Dancer. HMMM........my parents would be so proud

[BLarR]

Always hated your name? Give this a Try.

I think you meant "job".

No, meant what I said, as some of the jobs your name will bring up may make u hate your name further, or help you cope with the trajedy your parents wrote on your birth certificate.

O, and mine was a Soap Actor.

[captainofindustry]

Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

[fieldkillah]

My ideal job is pole dancer

[magilacudy]

"Your ideal job is a Satan".

I don't think you can beat that.

[gamefan1686]

Im a Pole Dancer. HMMM........my parents would be so proud

[jmon22]

"Your ideal job is a Satan".

I don't think you can beat that.

I can, I am gonna be a mermaid.

[MisterRaven]

Apparently, my ideal job is a hypnotist.

[magilacudy]

"Your ideal job is a Satan".

I don't think you can beat that.

I can, I am gonna be a mermaid.

Let's see. The Eternal Master of Darkness and Evil, or a Disney cartoon. Tough call. :)

[MorbidAngel4Life]

Karl _____, Your ideal job is a Supermodel.

fucking wow. thats all there is to say. fucking wow.

my moms- who are you kidding, you work?
nephew-Your ideal job is a Dog Walker.
my freind Dave-Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin
and one of my brothers-Your ideal job is a Office numpty

WTF is an Office Numpty?

[Ikohn4ever]

My ideal job is a Mime Artist, sweeeet

[darkmere]

village idiot!!! i'm so happy

[FriskyTanuki]

Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator.

[r1s3n]

Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising. Crap and to think I've wasted most of my life *shakes head*

r1s3n

[sj41]

"Your ideal job is a Satan".

I don't think you can beat that.

I can, I am gonna be a mermaid.

Let's see. The Eternal Master of Darkness and Evil, or a Disney cartoon. Tough call. :)I'm an air steward

[sj41]

If anyone's name is "ass", you would make a great Astrologer.

[bignick]

Apparently, my ideal job is a hypnotist.

Same here.

[vihit]

"Your ideal job is a Satan".

I don't think you can beat that.

"Vinh ___, Your ideal job is a God." Looks like we're in for an eternal struggle! :D

[Wshakspear]

Michael________, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

whats with all the frigging religious jobs?

[Nirvanaguy777]

David Post your ideal job is a prostitute.....yea i saw that comming.

[RBM]

Evidentally, I am ideally suited to become a Human Shield! ..whaddya know. I've got a list of heroic things to shout as a forest of gun barrels take aim at me, too. Sure had me pegged. :)

[jdevlin7756]

My Ideal job is In a land far, far away. Fantastic, I've always wanted to move away from reality.

[Duo_Maxwell]

Apparently I'm destined to be a cowboy...

[crazytalkx]

MAD SCIENTIST HERE!!!!!!!!

[Slipknot9762]

haha im a stripper!!! 8)

[btantra]

My ideal job is MSP
What the HECK is MSP?

[Monsta Mack]

David, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in <--- huh?

[xspeedracerx]

sweet, lap dancer!

[Xevious]

My ultimate job is hitman who specializes in killing webdesigners and webmasters who put up stupid sites like jobpredictor .com

[Duo_Maxwell]

My ultimate job is hitman who specializes in killing webdesigners and webmasters who put up stupid sites like jobpredictor .com

HAHA. I kinda wish I had that job.

[WildWop]

My ultimate job is hitman who specializes in killing webdesigners and webmasters who put up stupid sites like jobpredictor .com

You're just jealous that you didn't get Gigolo like I did. Admit your jealosy and God shall set you free! :roll:

[Specter]

Looks like im gonna be a Nun!

[jimbodan]

Nice I got prostitute, AKA Manwhore!

[Moxio]

______, Your ideal job is a Superhero.

[Jaket]

Stealthy, Your ideal job is a Computer Nerd.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lorik]

Nice my ideal job is a rabbit slayer! That's what I do in FFXI all day! I thought I always had a natural talent for it!

[tcrash247]

Tom, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.

And with my last name, my ideal job is in a land far, far away.

[striker199]

I got "Panto Dame," what is that??

[Sk]

Its all based on movies. I put in the name tom my bestfriend's name and he got top guy pilot. (ala tom cruz in top gun.) I put my name Steve in I got Palenotologist (ala stephen spielberg's Jurassic Park.)

[XboxMaster]

I'm the 2nd predicted Satan of CAG!!!

[Murcielago77]

my ideal job is to be a superhero yay! my first name alone makes me satan

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

jesus fucking christ

"logan -----, Your ideal job is a Porn Star"

[swick]

Pirate! Awesome.

[Cracka]

just my first name, it says my best job is anything except what i'm doing now.

with first and last, it says i should be village idiot... WOOT!

[asaraa]

my ideal job = housekeeper!

However, my wife's was supermodel!

[auralia]

i'm an astrologer and my husband is a quiz show contestant.

in reality i am a teachers assistant working towards an edu. degree and my husband is in the military

well i'd rather be an astrologer that's fer sure

oh, with my last name i'm a bunjee jumber and my husband is a garden gnome lol

oh it gets better my "job" with my maiden name is to be a nun

[Xevious]

My ultimate job is hitman who specializes in killing webdesigners and webmasters who put up stupid sites like jobpredictor .com

You're just jealous that you didn't get Gigolo like I did. Admit your jealosy and God shall set you free! :roll:

Ok...Ok....You are right. I am jealous. There! I said it! Happy?!

[Graystone]

I type in job predictor and it says

jobpredictor, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.

[The Successful Dropout]

for me with:
all 3 names - Fluffy Bunny Trainer
first and last - Clown
first - Animal Therapist
middle - Chef
last - Village Idiot
first & middle - . (it showed up blank)
middle & last - Nun

for my gf with:
all 3 names - Garden Knome
first and last - Lhanbryde Community Worker
first - who are you kidding, you work?
middle - Shoplifting
last - Shoplifting
first & middle - Lhanbryde Community Worker
middle & last - Professional Shopper

it looks like they seriously want her to be a shoplifting lhanbryde community worker (whatever that last part is)

[-Never4ever-]

"Stephen Edwin ______, your ideal job is the one you currently have."

Movie usher?!

"Stephen ______, Your ideal job is a Stunt Person."

Wierd, but cool

[Darke Katt]

I am a Dodgem Driver, whatever that is, and hubby is a Top Gun Pilot. XD

[The Successful Dropout]

satan - rabbit slayer
jesus christ - permanent temp
britney spears - satan
cheapy d - headteacher
trustcompany1013 - dodgem driver
douchebag - stripper
stripper - church minister
church minister - trained assassin

[Ledhed]

Wow, my dog is a porn star.

[DaMavsMan13]

____ ______, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.

Hell yes!!! I knew it

[sj41]

i'm an astrologer :shock:

Is your name "ass"? :?

[snotknocker]

My ideal job is anything where I can kiss ass.
<puckers up >

[captainofindustry]

My ideal job is anything where I can kiss ass.
<puckers up >

So, also a porn star?

[KrazyKefka]

Sandwich Board Advertiser.....

Easy Street, here I come....

EDIT: Using my real full name (first, middle & last) says I'll be Satan. It all makes sense now....

[cag1000]

street sweeper so i can pick up all the change people dropped

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Mine scared me because I actually went to college to get that exact job.

Of course, I dont have that job, but its nice to know that I didn't waste all that money on college.

[Darkwebs]

"Your ideal job is a Panto Dame. " What the heck is that???

"Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin. " Cool. this is what I got after entering my first and last name (the above was just my first name).

"Your ideal job is a God. " --> Got this after entering my first, middle and last name.

By the way, does anyone know how this job predictor works?

[Lord_Kefka]

Pete _____

Your ideal job is "Stand Up Comedian"

Yessss. First one here. I can get rich, not actually work, and do ALOT of drugs until you find me face down in my hotel rooms bathtub with a hooker.

Good times. Good times.

[svsaith]

Your ideal job is a Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

[x0thedeadzone0x]

My ideal job is a movie star... looks like no one's gotten that yet :)

[ksuwild25]

ksuwild25 - Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.
Just my first name - Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome
First and last name - Your ideal job is a Prime Minister
Full name - Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.

[SpookyD]

My ideal job is a movie star... looks like no one's gotten that yet :)

I'm a movie star too :P you can't have it.

[MorbidAngel4Life]

i want to see, just once, someone come up with the next Jared, or Sandwich Artist. that would be funny.

[The Successful Dropout]

no offense cheapy...but when you put in "cheaps wife"....you get lap dancer, lol

[x0thedeadzone0x]

My ideal job is a movie star... looks like no one's gotten that yet :)

I'm a movie star too :P you can't have it.


Noooo, I posted first! ;) Heh

and for my screen name it said Headteacher... wtf is that? O.O

[valance]

sweet i got "a Satan"

[ksuwild25]

Master Chief, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.

[SpookyD]

My ideal job is a movie star... looks like no one's gotten that yet :)

I'm a movie star too :P you can't have it.


Noooo, I posted first! ;) Heh

and for my screen name it said Headteacher... wtf is that? O.O

I'm older you lose ;).

[CaptainObviousXl]

Joshua *******, Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.
that so wrong cause i dont work but i could go for the second one
Josh, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
or
CaptainObviousXL, Your ideal job is a Alien investigator.
the first one is so wrong cause i dont work but i could go for the second one
Josh, Your ideal job is a Mermaid.
joshua, Your ideal job is a Village Idiot.
Joshua Charles, Your ideal job is a Pirate.
Josh Charles, Your ideal job is a MSP.
Joshua Charles *********, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist.
Josh charles **********, Your ideal job is a Mime Artist.
CaptainObviousX, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer. (XBL)
CaptainObvious2X, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy. (i have this as aol sn)
isnt that so correct

[FunkMachineX]

Wtf, for me I just got "your ideal job is ."

[SneakyPenguin]

sneakypenguin makes me a gigilo, and sneaky penguin makes me a stripper.

[CaptainObviousXl]

lol lol lol FunkMachineX, Your ideal job is a .

[FriskyTanuki]

My first says: Your ideal job is a Garden Gnome. :shock:
My full first name: Your ideal job is a Nursery Teacher.
My first and last name: Your ideal job is a Dietician. :bs:
My full first name and last name: Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
My first, middle, and last name: Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer. :error:
My full first, middle, and last name: Your ideal job is a Muppet Impersonator. :mrgreen:
My sn: Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist. \:D/
My nickname: Your ideal job is a Teaching Pensioners to Drive.
My matrix name(got off of AOL): Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.

[Tespo125]

LOL My ideal job is "In a land far, far away." My mom's ideal job is a Suicide Bomber!

[FriskyTanuki]

My mom's said "Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them. "

WTF

[Staind204]

Your ideal job is a In a land far, far away. =(

[scuba]

Mr. + last name I got: God
:)

[levi333]

Dietician

[BlueStorm781]

According to the site, my ideal job is a puppeteer. I don't think I'll be shoving my hand up felt asses soon. Or will I?

[BlueStorm781]

Adding my middle name, I now become a supermodel. WORK IT GIRLFRIEND!

[Kaijufan]

Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus.
I'm feeling depressed right now.

[JohnnyDrama]

Chris _______, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in

[Cornfedwb]

Hmm, I got trained Assassin.. sweeet.

[retroguru]

Awesome, it told me that my ideal job would be a god!

[pete5883]

Goal Scoring Superstar Hero. Beat that.

[scooterb23]

Professional tramp

[fireball343]

I felt like entering my name in a few differnet ways.

first and last, superhero

first (just chris not christopher like above) and last
kids tv presenter

all 3, anything but now

chris w/ middle and last, speaking clock

[daloneranger]

my ideal job would be a PORN STAR :shock:
wow i would have never thought i would be doing that

[Quackzilla]

Your ideal job is a .

A BLANK SPACE?!? WTF?!?

[Cornfedwb]

Hmm, tried my fiance's name a few ways.. got Lap Dancer, Pole Dancer and Porn Star... well thats not a good sign.

[Zephry]

LOL,

____________, Your ideal job is a God.

Haha this brightens up my day.

[defender]

OMG!

I think I got the best one yet

Jesse Labrocca, Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them.

Did they google my name first or what?

[Mr. Anderson]

Traffic warden. Eh.

[The Cheapest Ass Gamer]

I tried my name shortened, with my middle name, etc., and got:

Prime Minister
Dog Walker
Alien Investigator
Mad Scientist

Hmm, looks like I'll have an interesting career any way. :)

[Zenithian Legend]

Mister Ed, Your ideal job is a Emperor of all the world.

Sounds good to me!

[KingNES]

My Ideal Job was a Suicide Bomber....