So, who likes disturbing comedy? Ok... who likes dolphins?

[Zenithian Legend]

About 4 years ago a friend of mine stumbled across this site (for God knows what reason) and he then showed it to another friend, who showed me the site. Today I was doing some random deep thinking when I realized that obviously someone from here must be responsible for this.


*WARNING* This site is a little graphic, not in pictures, but in content, it's also probably one of the funniest things you'll ever read, but there's a catch: you'll never be able to look at dolphins the same way again. That being said, feel free to click the link below.



http://www.dolphinsex.org/

[Jaket]

WTF?!?!

[Grave_Addiction]

I saw an episode of Howard Stern once with this guy who claimed he had sex with a dolphin. He claimed the dolphin seduced him!

[daphatty]

I am soooo not looking at that.

[sj41]

I refuse to click on that link. I'm not even going to try it.

[WhipSmartBanky]

I'm not going to click on the link, but why do you think someone here is responsible for it?

[sj41]

Wow 3 of us in a row at the same time didn't want to click. Impressive.

[snotknocker]

Exactly what is the porpoise of this thread?

[Jaket]

its funny as shit man... fucked up tho, it's not as bad as he depicts it, but you have to wonder what this dude was thinking... at the bottom of the page there is a goose one too LMAO

[Darke Katt]

Heh, I've actually seen that before. A friend of mine 'likes' dolphins that way, and showed it to me; but I never showed anyone else. It's weird, to be sure, but everyone has their own sexual quirks and preferences. Whatever happened to tolerance? I don't care what they do as long as they enjoy themselves.

Barring, of course, anything illegal. ^^;

[Rodimus]

I won't click on the link, cause I'm at work, but why would it be a Cheapass Gamer?

[PittsburghAfterDark]

Wouldn't you die to have a penis you could pick things up with though?

[kev]

Exactly what is the porpoise of this thread?

...

[Darke Katt]

Wouldn't you die to have a penis you could pick things up with though?

XD Someone who actually deigned to read it. I applaud you. :applause:

[lionheart4life]

"One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them."
- All I can say is what the hell is this guy serious?

[XboxMaster]

I won't click on the link, cause I'm at work, but why would it be a Cheapass Gamer?


The site actually isn't graphic. It has one picture of a dolphin swimming, and then the rest is text.

[Cornfedwb]

Wow.. thats about all.. wow

[Darke Katt]

"One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one-night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them."
- All I can say is what the hell is this guy serious?

Well obviously, he's done it before, so I would think so.

[daphatty]

must... resist... temptation...

[Zenithian Legend]

The answer to everyone's question is: if I read it, and it still haunts me in a comical way to this day, well dammit you should read it too.

[Darke Katt]

It makes me think of that King of the Hill episode. Hank made it look so easy. XD I keed!

[RBM]

The answer to everyone's question is: if I read it, and it still haunts me in a comical way to this day, well dammit you should read it too.

Now, that is genuinely evil. Thankfully, I saw this thread late enough in the game to have read your last post and can thus safely ignore the link and continue to enjoy an unblemished image of cute, squeaking dolphins. :baby:

[Cornfedwb]

Ok, do yourselves a favor and do NOT click on the goose or the stiff link at the bottom. The goose is just pathetic.. and the line in the necrophilia quidelines about just breaking off the head or the lower torso and taking it with you for later.. god that gave me shivers.

[Zenithian Legend]

If you really want to know what this said, read the link.

[daphatty]

Please don't post that garbage here. That's just nasty.

[Doylerulez]

Darn, for some reason( :roll: ), the site is blocked from work, guess I won't be able to traumatize myself.

[Slipknot9762]

..................

[Zenithian Legend]

DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.

Well, I hope this is of use to whoever is interested. One final note. You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.


Oh my :rofl:


...sorry Daphatty, I see you gave in and clicked it :?

[vrs1650]

That's just wrong, just plain wrong. But I admit, I did read it.

[ex0]

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward...."
:lol:

[Zenithian Legend]

Now see, that's the graphic content I was trying to warn you about...

[Cornfedwb]

Yea ex0.. it'd be best not to reprint parts like that. They can click on the site if they want to read such stuff.

[Tromack]

That is the funniest thing I've seen since bonzai kittens. Thank you. But to reiterate the question at hand, why do you think someone here made the site?

[Zenithian Legend]

That is the funniest thing I've seen since bonzai kittens. Thank you. But to reiterate the question at hand, why do you think someone here made the site?

DLF perhaps, I don't know... that's a bad title for the topic, I really should change it.

[swetooth9]

That is the funniest thing I've seen since bonzai kittens. Thank you. But to reiterate the question at hand, why do you think someone here made the site?

ANSWER THIS QUESTION PLEASE!!! haha...

[captainofindustry]

Exactly what is the porpoise of this thread?


Well, I thought it was funny...

[Zenithian Legend]

Alright for the sake of avoiding a witch hunt, I've renamed the topic.

[LeviathynX]

who wants to take on the username for this one?

dirtydolphin
porpoisepoker


kind of like
stealthyseal and sneakypenguin

[Jaket]

who wants to take on the username for this one?

dirtydolphin
porpoisepoker


kind of like
stealthyseal and sneakypenguin

haha... NO, it has to be SS to be in our group! well actually, i just dont want to be mentioned in the same sentance as a "Porpoise poker" XD

[Wombat]

I dated a dolphin in college, she never shut up so we broke up, wouldnt have worked anyway, her not being jewish and all.

[daphatty]

...sorry Daphatty, I see you gave in and clicked it :?

The temptation I was trying to resist was of the Mod type, not the pervert reading about beastiality type.

Some things just don't belong here.

[Cornfedwb]

How does something not belong in the off-topic and cheapass lifestyle forum?

[Dok Diamond]

some people shouldnt read this, now they know what to do when they see a dolphin cause of this site

[daphatty]

How does something not belong in the off-topic and cheapass lifestyle forum?

This is no different than a half naked picture of DLF being posted here. Yes it fits the "categeory" but posting it doesn't make it right.

EDIT: I am refering to the copy/paste of the content from that site to this thread, not the fact that it has been linked.

[Zenithian Legend]

I dated a dolphin in college, she never shut up so we broke up, wouldnt have worked anyway, her not being jewish and all.

See I knew someone from CAG wrote that Dolphin FAQ

[Spacepest]

Not sure what to make of this except...be afraid, be very afraid. :shock:

http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/europe/06/04/uk.dolphin/

[Xevious]

All kidding aside, I have read alot about dolphins in Science magazines and such.

Dolphins exhibit very similiar traits that humans do. They often travel in packs and often they become gangs. Gangs of Dolphins often fight other gangs of dolphins.

Also Dolphins are very sexual in nature. Human divers often report that Dolphins often try to mate with them; This is no joke.

[dtcarson]

Humans rule! Dolphins can suck it!
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/images/face.gif

[Ikohn4ever]

I dated a dolphin in college, she never shut up so we broke up, wouldnt have worked anyway, her not being jewish and all.
haha funny stuff

[BABETOOTH]

Wouldn't you die to have a penis you could pick things up with though?

We finally agree on something :wink:

[CoffeeEdge]

Oh, god. I've seen this before, years and years ago. I tried to forget...but now you've reminded me. :lol:

[Stargun007]

I've also seen this a while ago, and yes, I've read it completely. It is pretty disturbing stuff. But to each his own.

[Zenithian Legend]

Did you read the goose link though?

[Stargun007]

Oh god. I just did. I think the goose thing is even sicker than the dolphin thing. So many funny quotes, though. I would post them here, but I'm afraid they may be inappropriate.