An OTT Named Slick Back

[crystalklear64]

http://backyardpimps.com/slickback.jpg

[Moxio]

First

[Magehart]

Damn :(

[Chika]

yes

[Liquid 2]

Fail:

"It's 'A Pimp Named Slick Back.' You say the whole thing, like 'A Tribe Called Quest!'"

[Moxio]

God I hate that show.

[Liquid 2]

God I hate that show.GTFO

[Moxio]

GTFO

Nah.

[Chika]

GTFO

x2

and the title should be "an OTT named slick back"

[corrosivefrost]

jaksdlf

[WhipSmartBanky]

jaksdlf
"jacks DLF?"

Sick, dude.

[crystalklear64]

Ah but can you see. A Pimp Named Slick Back is also a slick black. It adds to the excitement and everyone can feel good about themselves "correcting" it. Its win win boyo.

[Moxio]

"jacks DLF?"

Sick, dude.

Haha, no doubt.

And Nahx2

[Chika]

"jacks DLF?"

Sick, dude.

thank you for that mental image :puke:

[WhipSmartBanky]

thank you for that mental image :puke:
Talk to your man about that. He's the one who posted "jaksdlf."

[CaseyRyback]

Deleted the l because I don't want people to get all offended and shit.

[Chika]

I need...reference material. Pics or GTFO!

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4678/andeebikinier3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[crystalklear64]

Well, geez $$$$er, we better go all out then and take Chika's idea.

[Liquid 2]

You better be writing that shit about Chad daddy.
I don't think even the most open-minded of admissions officers would like hearing about how Chad Daddy is keepin' it ABAP. :lol:

I'm writing about my Physics B teacher and how he essentially singlehandedly got me interested in what I want to do.

Deleted the l because I don't want people to get all offended and shit.
The what?

[corrosivefrost]

I don't think even the most open-minded of admissions officers would like hearing about how Chad Daddy is keepin' it ABAP. :lol:

I'm writing about my Physics B teacher and how he essentially singlehandedly got me interested in what I want to do.


The what?

slick black > slick back

[Moxio]

I don't think even the most open-minded of admissions officers would like hearing about how Chad Daddy is keepin' it ABAP. :lol:

I'm writing about my Physics B teacher and how he essentially singlehandedly got me interested in what I want to do.


The thing is, you've got to find a way to make your essay original. In the thousands of applications the admission reviewers read, how many can you honestly say would write about a teacher that got them interested in something? Probably at least hundreds.

[PlumeNoir]

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4678/andeebikinier3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jeez, I may break down and carry out my threat about making an av is Banky doesn't.

And dammit, I had typed up a witty retort to your last comment, and the thread locked before posting! I don't feel like typing it up again...

[Chika]

Well, geez $$$$er, we better go all out then and take Chika's idea.

.....if women ran the world.....

[WhipSmartBanky]

Jeez, I may break down and carry out my threat about making an av is Banky doesn't.

And dammit, I had typed up a witty retort to your last comment, and the thread locked before posting! I don't feel like typing it up again...
Do eet.

[Moxio]

.....if women ran the world.....

Dominatrix? :drool:

Well, not really. That would suck boner.

Get it? Suck boner? Women?

Man I kick ass.

[Chika]

Jeez, I may break down and carry out my threat about making an av is Banky doesn't.

And dammit, I had typed up a witty retort to your last comment, and the thread locked before posting! I don't feel like typing it up again...
hit the back button on your browser, it usually pops back up.

[Kayden]

Sick Blacks?

[CaseyRyback]

slick black > slick back

The combination of that pic and the title was just too much.

[Chika]

Jeez, I may break down and carry out my threat about making an av is Banky doesn't.

And dammit, I had typed up a witty retort to your last comment, and the thread locked before posting! I don't feel like typing it up again...
if had the patience/abilities to do so, i'd make one. but, my photoshoipping is mediocre at best. i can [badly] edit 2 pics together. they allow me to insert the image of a sniper with rifle aiming at people whose brains i wouldnt mind seeing on the pavement. that's about it though.

[Liquid 2]

The thing is, you've got to find a way to make your essay original. In the thousands of applications the admission reviewers read, how many can you honestly say would write about a teacher that got them interested in something? Probably at least hundreds.
That's what my English "Get Into College" teacher is for.

I'm using a lot of detail and such (my former teacher is quite the character). I chose this topic specifically because it's difficult.

The other one (Choose an issue of importance to you—the issue could be personal, school related, local, political, or international in scope—and write an essay in which you explain the significance of that issue to yourself, your family, your community, or your generation) is easy, because it's essentially asking me to rant about something, and I've got lots of shit to say.

[Moxio]

The combination of that pic and the title was just too much.

Black people don't have an opinion. :shame: :shame: :shame:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

.....if women ran the world..... If they weren't (almost) all crazy bitches and could actually work together, they would. ;)

[Moxio]

That's what my English "Get Into College" teacher is for.

I'm using a lot of detail and such (my former teacher is quite the character). I chose this topic specifically because it's difficult.

The other one (Choose an issue of importance to you—the issue could be personal, school related, local, political, or international in scope—and write an essay in which you explain the significance of that issue to yourself, your family, your community, or your generation) is easy, because it's essentially asking me to rant about something, and I've got lots of shit to say.

If we've both got "English/Get Into College" teachers, I wonder how many others kids do.

Just kinda makes you realize that though there are tons of dumb kids, there are tons of smart kids looking to go to college.

[PlumeNoir]

hit the back button on your browser, it usually pops back up.

Tried, it was gone.

The gist was that those type of comments don't bother me - I am far too comfortable with my junk, plus I have Pixie to back me up. She's a fan of the "Ouch-maker."

However, you may have been onto something. The sight of how calliously we treated those hot dogs and locking them in the freezer and forgetting about them may have triggered some deep rooted fear in me that laid dormant in my subconscious. I'll probably have nightmares about it now. (Which would beat the strange dreams I have been having lately about helicopter crashes...my own fault - I've been doing a lot of reading about Vic Marrow and the Twilight Zone Movie incident...)

As for the av - I'll see what my free time looks like. I'm going to go into work early since tomorrow is payday, I need to leave early to get to the credit union to move some money back around betwixt accounts. If I have some time in the evening, I'll take a stab at it...

[Chika]

That's what my English "Get Into College" teacher is for.

I'm using a lot of detail and such (my former teacher is quite the character). I chose this topic specifically because it's difficult.

The other one (Choose an issue of importance to you—the issue could be personal, school related, local, political, or international in scope—and write an essay in which you explain the significance of that issue to yourself, your family, your community, or your generation) is easy, because it's essentially asking me to rant about something, and I've got lots of shit to say.

you could rant write about people paying full price for video games.

[corrosivefrost]

If they weren't (almost) all crazy bitches and could actually work together, they would. ;)

Worker bees can leave
Even drones fly away
The queen is their slave

[Chika]

Tried, it was gone.

The gist was that those type of comments don't bother me - I am far too comfortable with my junk, plus I have Pixie to back me up. She's a fan of the "Ouch-maker."

However, you may have been onto something. The sight of how calliously we treated those hot dogs and locking them in the freezer and forgetting about them may have triggered some deep rooted fear in me that laid dormant in my subconscious. I'll probably have nightmares about it now. (Which would beat the strange dreams I have been having lately about helicopter crashes...)

As for the av - I'll see what my free time looks like. I'm going to go into work early since tomorrow is payday, I need to leave early to get to the credit union to move some money back around betwixt accounts. If I have some time in the evening, I'll take a stab at it...

ouch.-maker? hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry (not really).

you can't do that shit online?!

and taking a "stab" at it?? oh geeze.

[Strell]

I support this OTT.

[corrosivefrost]

I'm going to go into work early since tomorrow is payday, I need to leave early to get to the credit union to move some money back around betwixt accounts.

Uh. Direct deposit. Internet banking. Do these phrases mean anything to you, grandpa? Either you need to get with the times (old man) or you need to find yourself a credit union that isn't run by zombie communist robot hookers.

[Moxio]

I support this OTT.

K.

[Strell]

Also:

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4678/andeebikinier3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Failure.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/slhgfGEC.jpg

[Moxio]

Poking at Liquid puts the spring in my step.

[Chika]

I support this OTT.

thank god you're here! this OTT is in dire need of some photoshopping of giant enemy crab proportions!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slaveFixed.

[PlumeNoir]

ouch.-maker? hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry (not really).

you can't do that shit online?!

and taking a "stab" at it?? oh geeze.

I can, but I was moving money between accounts at different banks - so I need to physically move actual monies around.

And "take a stab" is one of my verbal crutches. However, you did try to insult my junk, so I might as well go all freudian. :lol:

[lilboo]

Uh. Direct deposit. Internet banking. Do these phrases mean anything to you, grandpa? Either you need to get with the times (old man) or you need to find yourself a credit union that isn't run by zombie communist robot hookers.

:rofl:
:oldman: :oldman: :oldman: :oldman:

[Chika]

Also:



Failure.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Einzell/slhgfGEC.jpg

yes thank you, i didn't have that link handy.

[Chika]

I can, but I was moving money between accounts at different banks - so I need to physically move actual monies around.

And "take a stab" is one of my verbal crutches. However, you did try to insult my junk, so I might as well go all freudian. :lol:
yea, i move money from my credit union checking account to my bank of america account all of the time. you just write an electronic check from one to the other. or, you set up "bill pay" in the account you're moving from and put the "bill" as your other bank account.

[Strell]

Also,

A Pimp Named Slickback < Alabaster Jones.

I'm on yo ass now.

[corrosivefrost]

yea, i move money from my credit union checking account to my bank of america account all of the time. you just write an electronic check from one to the other.

True. Back in the days when I was a billionaire, I used to move money back and forth between an ING Orange Savings account and my credit union on a regular basis.

I hear you can do that with paypal now too. :oldman: [/sarcasm]

[PlumeNoir]

ouch.-maker? hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA. sorry (not really).

you can't do that shit online?!

and taking a "stab" at it?? oh geeze.

I missed the "Ouch Maker" comment.

BTW: That is actually the nickname of my old hockey stick. Painted it on the side and everything when I played left wing with a bunch of buddies some ten years back.

And Frosty, yes I do have direct deposit and can do things online at my CU. :roll:
As I said, it was between two different banks; I took some money out of one account, and since tomorrow is payday and my "check" will be in my account any time now, I want to get it back into the other bank, pronto.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Dammit now I want to watch Fight Club but one of my friends borrowed it yesterday.

I think I still have a copy on VHS, but that simply will not do. :shame: :cry:

[Liquid 2]

http://anry.deviantart.com/art/Gordon-Freeman-4246936

This shit's so money.

[corrosivefrost]

I missed the "Ouch Maker" comment.

BTW: That is actually the nickname of my old hockey stick. Painted it on the side and everything when I played left wing with a bunch of buddies some ten years back.

And Frosty, yes I do have direct deposit and can do things online at my CU. :roll:
As I said, it was between two different banks; I took some money out of one account, and since tomorrow is payday and my "check" will be in my account any time now, I want to get it back into the other bank, pronto.

oldman distrusts internet banking.
oldman thinks his super powers make him faster than electrons.
oldman's super powers are really just Alzheimer's.
do not pass go. do not form voltron.

(gotta give someone shit for being old, now that shrike hasn't been around. ;) )

[karsh]

Looks like coming back to DC early to see RyG is out of the question since my friend said she doesn't wanna go.

[PlumeNoir]

Paypal? Ninja please - biggest scam on the books. I won't let them near any of my accounts.

I probably could do some type of e-transfer across banks, but there are two reasons why I'd rather drive it myself:

1: I don't like my banks/ CUs knowing I have accounts elsewhere, so I don't have to deal with them constantly on my ass asking about moving the rest of my money into their institution.

2: I think you guys are missing the biggest point - I want to leave work early. I can beat traffic and only have to make two quick stops along the way. MORE than worth it!

[Liquid 2]

Looks like coming back to DC early to see RyG is out of the question since my friend said she doesn't wanna go.
[-(

[Strell]

2: I think you guys are missing the biggest point - I want to leave work early. I can beat traffic and only have to make two quick stops along the way. MORE than worth it! I can make it to the Country Kitchen Buffet and pay ONLY 3.99 for a full dinner WITH salmon and prime rib with the early bird special!

Says you, gummy!

[corrosivefrost]

Looks like coming back to DC early to see RyG is out of the question since my friend said she doesn't wanna go.

Gay.

[corrosivefrost]

I want to leave work early. I can beat traffic and only have to make two quick stops along the way. MORE than worth it!

$$$$er, if you wanna leave work early, do it. You're the boss, the HNIC.

[Brak]

I dO nOt eXiSt oN tHe WeEkEnDs...

/The Darkness

[corrosivefrost]

I dO nOt eXiSt oN tHe WeEkEnDs...

/The Darkness

You're just a figment of my imagination. :D

[PlumeNoir]

Says you, gummy!

:bow:

Although, there is a Golden Coral nearby that has a mexican chef whom I talked into making a slab of beef medium-rare. Shit was money and just melted in my mouth. (And, yes Subby, I made sure the blood got into the mashed potatoes for flavor.)

Man...that sounds good now...

I think all the old man talk would bother me if I looked or acted my age. Thankfully, my varsity jacket still fits perfectly...so I'm off to get ready for some teen-tail at the homecoming game. I think I can change a "91" into "07" pretty easily...

[Brak]

You're just a figment of my imagination. :D
Your imagination is fucked up.

[Moxio]

You're just a figment of my imagination. :D

Aw shit... dat ain't real... it's just... a figmet of yo imagignashun.

[karsh]

Well, I mean I'm not gonna go to the concert alone, and she's pretty much the only one down here I'd want to go to the concert with. I figure it's better to stay up in NJ for the night, help out with my mom since she just had surgery, and head back Monday morning.

[PlumeNoir]

$$$$er, if you wanna leave work early, do it. You're the boss, the HNIC.

Yeah, but I'm all responsible, and shit. I felt bad being out as long as I was for surgery (and ended up getting sicker by going back too soon).

But, if it is a matter of "I have to do this now; I have errands to run" - then I don't feel so bad.

[Chika]

:bow:

Although, there is a Golden Coral nearby that has a mexican chef whom I talked into making a slab of beef medium-rare. Shit was money and just melted in my mouth. (And, yes Subby, I made sure the blood got into the mashed potatoes for flavor.)

Man...that sounds good now...

I think all the old man talk would bother me if I looked or acted my age. Thankfully, my varsity jacket still fits perfectly...so I'm off to get ready for some teen-tail at the homecoming game. I think I can change a "91" into "07" pretty easily...

'91:shock: holy shit i was in 2nd grade!

[corrosivefrost]

Yeah, but I'm all responsible, and shit. I felt bad being out as long as I was for surgery (and ended up getting sicker by going back too soon).

But, if it is a matter of "I have to do this now; I have errands to run" - then I don't feel so bad.

Work-life balance, $$$$er.

[corrosivefrost]

'91:shock: holy shit i was in 2nd grade!

Holy shit is right.

That muh'fucker should be wearin gauze and mumblin "CUUURSE" if he's that old. ;)

[PlumeNoir]

'91:shock: holy shit i was in 2nd grade!

So was Pixie... :-$

[PlumeNoir]

Work-life balance, $$$$er.

You know that is just a front. 80%/20% is more like it...

[corrosivefrost]

Well, I mean I'm not gonna go to the concert alone, and she's pretty much the only one down here I'd want to go to the concert with. I figure it's better to stay up in NJ for the night, help out with my mom since she just had surgery, and head back Monday morning.

Being a good kid is more important that RyG. Though from what I've seen on their DVD, they are pretty fucking amazing.

[corrosivefrost]

So was Pixie... :-$
Holy shit! It's subby in a good 6 years.

[PlumeNoir]

Thankfully, my varsity jacket still fits perfectly...so I'm off to get ready for some teen-tail at the homecoming game. I think I can change a "91" into "07" pretty easily...

:shock:

I just realized that the high school girls I was joking about were being born when I was in high school.

I made myself sad...

[sblymnlcrymnl]

You could end up fucking your own (previously unknown) child, that way. :-k
So was Pixie... :-$ :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Chika]

:shock:

I just realized that the high school girls I was joking about were being born when I was in high school.

I made myself sad...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PlumeNoir]

Holy shit! It's subby in a good 6 years.

I've told that story (in fact, Pixie and I were just on the phone talking about it.)

When we met, I thought she was older, and she thought I was younger. I actually almost didn't date her (I stood her up our first couple dates) because she was "barely legal."

She doesn't know that I'm feeding on her soul to retain my youth.

[thekeybladewars]

:shock:

I just realized that the high school girls I was joking about were being born when I was in high school.

I made myself sad...

Sick, sad man.... It's cool. There are millions of others just like you, somewhere on this planet.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

She doesn't know that I'm feeding on her soul to retain my youth. Sounds like you're about a half step away from zombie. :-k




Oh yeah, I saw a girl today who is going to be absolutely stunning in about 8 years ... :-#

[corrosivefrost]

Sounds like you're about a half step away from zombie. :-k

Soul vampires are not zombies... it's much different.

[Moxio]

Sounds like you're about a half step away from zombie. :-k




Oh yeah, I saw a girl today who is going to be absolutely stunning in about 8 years ... :-#

Nudes or seppukku.

[PlumeNoir]

Sick, sad man.... It's cool. There are millions of others just like you, somewhere on this planet.

I have no idea what that means!

I take a ton of shit about the age difference. It's not like I troll for young women (that was a joke) - I just happened to find one and broke my own age rule.

Of course, she did just remind me that I need to trade her in for a younger model soon. :cry:

[Strell]

She doesn't know that I'm feeding on her soul to retain my youth.

I've an apothecary's elixir with which to charm those upon which we feed, were thou to require such concoctions.

[Chika]

I've told that story (in fact, Pixie and I were just on the phone talking about it.)

When we met, I thought she was older, and she thought I was younger. I actually almost didn't date her (I stood her up our first couple dates) because she was "barely legal."

She doesn't know that I'm feeding on her soul to retain my youth.

you stood her up more than once and she still gave you the time of day?? you must really have an ouch-maker.

[corrosivefrost]

I have no idea what that means!

I take a ton of shit about the age difference. It's not like I troll for young women (that was a joke) - I just happened to find one and broke my own age rule.

Of course, she did just remind me that I need to trade her in for a younger model soon. :cry:

[/wang lung]

[Mike23]

In '91 I was in kindergarden.

I realize no one asked. :(

[Chika]

I have no idea what that means!

I take a ton of shit about the age difference. It's not like I troll for young women (that was a joke) - I just happened to find one and broke my own age rule.

Of course, she did just remind me that I need to trade her in for a younger model soon. :cry:

i thought you were going to say that she needs to turn YOU in for a younger model.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Nudes or seppukku.Um, no. She was about eight. :oops:

[Chika]

In '91 I was in kindergarden.

I realize no one asked. :(

it's ok lil'buddy

[corrosivefrost]

In '91 I was in kindergarden.

I realize no one asked. :(

Maybe you're the younger model he's looking for. :-#;):bouncy:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

In '91 I was in kindergarden.

I realize no one asked. :( So what's that with the exchange rate? :-k

[Moxio]

Um, no. She was about eight. :oops:


Dude, it is so embarrassing knowing you.

[Chika]

So what's that with the exchange rate? :-k

:applause:

[PlumeNoir]

Sounds like you're about a half step away from zombie. :-k




Oh yeah, I saw a girl today who is going to be absolutely stunning in about 8 years ... :-#

Don't you already equate all meat eaters with zombies? ;) (I was a vegetarian for a couple years, too. I just can't afford the weight loss - I weighed 130. GAF.)

And "stunning in 8 years?" WHere's Chris Hansen at?

Although, yesterday, I walked into the store and saw two girls hanging out in the vestibule. One was in a skirt that barely cleared her ass, hot pink winter coat and heels. The other was a little more modest: Black, longer jacket, slightly longer skirt, but still in heels.

Their ages? I'd guess 10 and 8 respectively.

I saw them later when I was done shopping; I had figured they were waiting on their parents, but they were just walking down the street.

All i could think was, "I'd kill my daughter if she left the house dressed like that before the age of 25."

If that makes me old, I'm okay with that.

[Mike23]

So what's that with the exchange rate? :-k

I guess I'd have been 8.02 American?

:lol:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Pale skin, dark hair, amazing blue eyes, and great lips ...

Dude, it is so embarrassing knowing you. :lol:

[Brak]

:groupsex:

[PlumeNoir]

i thought you were going to say that she needs to turn YOU in for a younger model.

No - as I like to remind her, men age (when they do) gracefully. And, we have more money than our younger counterparts.

And, for the record, I stood her for our first date a total of three times (but, I was sick, if memory serves). You can do the math from there. ;)

[Moxio]

No - as I like to remind her, men age (when they do) gracefully. And, we have more money than our younger counterparts.

And, for the record, I stood her for our first date a total of three times (but, I was sick, if memory serves). You can do the math from there. ;)

And less hair. More back hair. More age marks. More wrinkles. Less excitement. Smaller sex drive. Driving like a grandma.

Stop me when I'm close.

[lordwow]

Yessss finally beat "Woman" on Hard.

Back to homework.

[Chika]

No - as I like to remind her, men age (when they do) gracefully. And, we have more money than our younger counterparts.

And, for the record, I stood her for our first date a total of three times (but, I was sick, if memory serves). You can do the math from there. ;)

:shock: that's got to be atleast 13" :shock:

[Moxio]

Yessss finally beat "Woman" on with Hard.

Back to homework.

With "Hard"? Beat?

...

[thekeybladewars]

I have no idea what that means!

I take a ton of shit about the age difference. It's not like I troll for young women (that was a joke) - I just happened to find one and broke my own age rule.

Of course, she did just remind me that I need to trade her in for a younger model soon. :cry:

I'm not serious Plume. I'm just trying to to poke fun of your pedophilic desires... You filthy, pathetic, fool.

Again, I'm not serious.

[corrosivefrost]

I'm not serious Plume. I'm just trying to to poke fun of your pedophilic desires... You filthy, pathetic, fool.

Again, I'm not serious.

Get witht he program. Subby's the resident pedo. :razz:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:shock: that's got to be atleast 13" :shock:
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/giraffe_2Dtounge_small.jpg

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3828/tongueof4.jpg

?

[PlumeNoir]

And less hair. More back hair. More age marks. More wrinkles. Less excitement. Smaller sex drive. Driving like a grandma.

Stop me when I'm close.

Hairline is still where it has been all my life (although, I have always had a high forehead that I hate) and I have none of the other signs yet.

The big thing is I don't like going to the bars as much as I used to. (Well, since I stopped drinking like I used to - I was pretty bad.) I don't enjoy bars sober. I spend too much time people watching, and I realize it's the same thing it always is. Once in a while is fine, but it saddens me when I see people my age that still go to the bar every weekend to pick up chicks.

[Chika]

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/giraffe_2Dtounge_small.jpg

http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3828/tongueof4.jpg

?

:shock:

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:shock: Imagine the possibilities ... :-k :drool: :hot:

[PlumeNoir]

:shock: that's got to be atleast 13" :shock:

I'll let Pixie field that answer, sometime.

And Keyblade, give me a break.
Hell, I have a friend that is dating a guy almost 30 yrs older than she is, so I still have some flex room...

EDIT: The 3 times I stood her up, we still saw each other in class, so it wasn't like we had no contact or she was a stalker...I just wanted to clarify that.

[Moxio]

Hairline is still where it has been all my life (although, I have always had a high forehead that I hate) and I have none of the other signs yet.

The big thing is I don't like going to the bars as much as I used to. (Well, since I stopped drinking like I used to - I was pretty bad.) I don't enjoy bars sober. I spend too much time people watching, and I realize it's the same thing it always is. Once in a while is fine, but it saddens me when I see people my age that still go to the bar every weekend to pick up chicks.

Nudes or seppukku.

[Moxio]

I'll let Pixie field that answer, sometime.

And Keyblade, give me a break.
Hell, I have a friend that is dating a guy almost 30 yrs older than she is, so I still have some flex room...

Plume has a 13" dick? IMPSBLE.

[corrosivefrost]

Imagine the possibilities ... :-k :drool: :hot:

gross.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

gross. I mean, if I had a tongue like that. Not letting a giraffe give the old bell a spit shine. That would be wrong.

[thekeybladewars]

And Keyblade, give me a break.


Dude, c'mon! I'm pulling your leg!

[corrosivefrost]

Dude, c'mon! I'm pulling your leg!

Which one?

[PlumeNoir]

Nudes or seppukku.

Nudes of who?


I do have topless pics of the woman in question. You don't want to see them, and I'd feel bad showing them.

[crystalklear64]

wtfux when do we get real mox back?

[Liquid 2]

I mean, if I had a tongue like that. Not letting a giraffe give the old bell a spit shine. That would be wrong.
Don't giraffes have tongues like sandpaper anyways?
Shit would not end well.

[Moxio]

wtfux when do we get real mox back?

You already have him.

Or wait.

Who AM I?

God, I'm so confusing.

[thekeybladewars]

Which one?
Left or right. Same shit. Oh and Plume, I respect that. I really, really do.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Don't giraffes have tongues like sandpaper anyways?
Shit would not end well. Yeah, for gripping leaves and such. :shock: :cry:

[tiredfornow]

Middle. Oh and Plume, I respect that. I really, really do.

fix'd.

[Moxio]

Yeah, for gripping leaves and such. :shock: :cry:

Well, girls say they like those rib condoms, right?

Surprise someone.

Sandpaper condoms. It's the new black.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Well, girls say they like those rib condoms, right?

Surprise someone.

Sandpaper condoms. It's the new black. They don't say that, but they sell them because men think they do.



I'm proud of my last post in that JonBenet thread. I really shouldn't be. :-k

[tiredfornow]

Ribbed condoms are the only condoms to use.

[PlumeNoir]

Why am I still awake? I think I'll finish my phone call with Pixie and head to bed...

[Strell]

Pedophilia, beastiality, old people sex.

♪♪This aint no party, this is a disco. This aint no foolin' arrooooooooooound♪♪

[Moxio]

Ribbed condoms are the only condoms to use.

Those or spiked. Or barbwired.

Or electric.

[mr ryles]

Well, girls say they like those rib condoms, right?

Surprise someone.

Sandpaper condoms. It's the new black.
use pumice stones as a dil-doh

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Ribbed condoms are the only condoms to use.False.

Truth. (http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/183/pid/2105)

[PlumeNoir]

Pedophilia, beastiality, old people sex.

♪♪This aint no party, this is a disco. This aint no foolin' arrooooooooooound♪♪

I've changed my hairstyle, so many times now, I don't know what I look like...

Careful with the "old people" music, Strell...you'll give people the wrong idea...

[Moxio]

False.

Truth. (http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/183/pid/2105)

Peoples buy condoms o-line?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Pedophilia, beastiality, old people sex. It's just like the OTT of old. :grouphug::grouphug::grouphug:

[Strell]

False.

Truth. (http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/183/pid/2105)


Length: 7.48"


I guess it's good you can cut those to needed length, eh subs?

[sblymnlcrymnl]

I guess it's good you can cut those to needed length, eh subs? They aren't so reliable when you have to tape two together, though. :cry:

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

This conversation reminds me of a Law & Order episode I saw today.

[Moxio]

They aren't so reliable when you have to tape two together, though. :cry:

More like fold them 5 times over.

By then your dick is so covered with thick condom rubber that you can barely fit in in an 8 year old.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

:hot:This conversation reminds me of a Law & Order episode I saw today.SVU?

[Strell]

Well that's why you need premium grade duct tape.

How many times do I have to tell people this?

Don't get the cheap kind from the 99 cent store. Otherwise you look like something a LARPer might use to fight the dreaded ogrenauts.

[PlumeNoir]

This conversation reminds me of a Law & Order episode I saw today.

Never a good sign.

On that note - I'm off to bed. Good night, all.

[Moxio]

Z? Maybe not yet.

[sblymnlcrymnl]

These (http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/184/pid/2129)are #2.

In my experience.


No me gustan trojans. No me gustan nada.

Fixed for moxcox.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

:hot:SVU?

Yeahh boi.

[Moxio]

These (http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/184/pid/2129)are #2.

In my experience.


No me gusta trojans. No me gusta nada.

gustan

[mr ryles]

░░░

[Moxio]

░░░

You'll pay for that one, sunshine!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Whatever. It's been a long time since I studied Spanish.

[Moxio]

Whatever. It's been a long time since I studied Spanish.

Si, es claso que no puedes hablar espanol muy bueno. Cuantos anos, tiene, diecicinco?

[thekeybladewars]

░░░

[mr ryles]

░░░!

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Si, es claso que no puedes hablar espanol muy bueno. Cuantos anos, tiene, diecicinco? Claro.

[Moxio]

DAMN YOU, GUYS! :cry:

[thekeybladewars]

░░░░░░░░░░░░bitch!░░░░░░░░░░░░

[Strell]

Wtf is that shit

[mr ryles]

░░░

[Moxio]

Claro.

Touche.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

DAMN YOU, GUYS! :cry:
:grouphug:

[Moxio]

:grouphug:

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7664/114491125717523soxc4.jpg

[sblymnlcrymnl]

Well, shit. I broke 30K without realizing it. Guess I'm not taking that break after all. Unless I go delete four posts. :-k :lol:

EDIT: Did the damn thing. I'll see you bitches later.

[thekeybladewars]

ryles started it.

[Liquid 2]

Well, shit. I broke 30K without realizing it. Guess I'm not taking that break after all. Unless I go delete four posts. :-k :lol:
Try and get Cheapy to give you a prize or something. :twisted:

I'm almost to 8500 myself. I'll probably break 10k before the year is out.

[mr ryles]

ryles started it.

I win!

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/7664/114491125717523soxc4.jpg

Ahh, that is the complete opposite of the feeling I wanted to portray with that smiley. :cry:

[Moxio]

Well, shit. I broke 30K without realizing it. Guess I'm not taking that break after all. Unless I go delete four posts. :-k :lol:

30K? That's pussy shit!

[thekeybladewars]

I win!
What'd you win, loser?

[mr ryles]

What'd you win, loser?

It doesn't matter as long as I win I'm happy.

[Moxio]

Ahh, that is the complete opposite of the feeling I wanted to portray with that smiley. :cry:

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9674/horrifieeb8.gif

[Liquid 2]

[img]http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/9674/horrifieeb8.gif/img]Fail. Caught ya before the ninja edit.

Also: adblocked.

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Nite OTT. School tomorrow. :[

[Moxio]

Fail. Caught ya before the ninja edit.

Also: adblocked.

Damn, how humiliating. AND Adblocked? I hate you.

[thekeybladewars]

It doesn't matter as long as I win I'm happy.

:cry: I didn't mean to call you a loser. What's wrong with me tonight?

[tiredfornow]

I live in 'Coon city too, subby.

We should run a train on Claire.... my.. sister.

[mr ryles]

I live in 'Coon city too, subby.

We should run a train on Claire.... my.. sister.

I'm down.

Bring cloud bitch.

[fart_bubble]

man, did anyone else's TRU remove items off the shelfs for the sale today? I ended up with Planet Puzzle League, Rune Factory (for a switch a roo) and Final Fantasy VI (GBA)

[Moxio]

I live in 'Coon city too, subby.

We should run a train ride on Claire.... my.. sister.

http://www.scottspray.com/images/quagmire.gif

[thekeybladewars]

░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

I'm going nuts.

[crystalklear64]

So, if you wanna look decent by comparison, feel free to post while this doppleganger is around ;)

[tiredfornow]

I'm down.

Bring cloud bitch.

She likes city boys.

Not mountain boys w/ mutated facial hair. 8-)

[Moxio]

You make no sense, crystal.

[mr ryles]

She likes city boys.

Not mountain boys w/ mutated facial hair. 8-)

call me an urban cowboy.

[Moxio]

call me an urban cowboy.

http://www2.selu.edu/NewsEvents/Columbia/06cowboy.jpg

[thekeybladewars]

cloudbitch doesn't like boys.
cloudbitch likes men.
cloudbitch is going to bed.

[mr ryles]

Broke back mountainish

gay

[Moxio]

gay

:(

[Strell]

wat

[Demolition Man]

man, did anyone else's TRU remove items off the shelfs for the sale today? I ended up with Planet Puzzle League, Rune Factory (for a switch a roo) and Final Fantasy VI (GBA)

I'm planning on hitting my TRU tommorow... but most likely anything I wanted will be long gone.

My wants:
Mario Strikers Charged Wii
Metroid Prime Corruption Wii
Final Fantasy V GBA
D.I.R.T. 360
Oblivion GOTY Edition 360
Lost Planet 360
FIFA 08 360
Nintey-Nine Nights 360
Orange Box 360
Skate 360

[SpottedNigel]

Got my Dr. Tran Dvd in the mail. Playing Portal. Life is good.

[Liquid 2]

Aw hell, Emmy the Great has another EP coming out (:D) that's gonna cost me a bunch of monies to import (:cry:).

[Moxio]

Z.

[Eviltude]

Having an awesome girlfriend kicks ass.

On another note, who wants to smoke? :D

[Liquid 2]

Having an awesome girlfriend kicks ass.

On another note, who wants to smoke? :DOn smoking, there's this hookah bar in downtown Austin that I hear is great. I need to turn 18 so that I can go and check it out (but we have tons of hookahs lying around the house, seeing as how we're Arab, so I can wait...).

[mr ryles]

just got my direcTV bill for $210!

Last month was $70. They called me last week and said i could try out the NFL season ticket and the movie channels for free for like a month or some shit like that. Now they are trying to charge me for it all.

BASTARDS.

[Eviltude]

On smoking, there's this hookah bar in downtown Austin that I hear is great. I need to turn 18 so that I can go and check it out (but we have tons of hookahs lying around the house, seeing as how we're Arab, so I can wait...).
I've actually never done hookah, atleast not with tobacco :lol:. There are a few places around here and there are a ton in Richmond, but I'm not much of a tobacco smoker so I've never felt the urge to try it. Oddly enough though, I've been in one before, but I was eating while others smoked.

[Eviltude]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jhrxn7QVDc

Another awesome looking movie.

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

[fart_bubble]

these remixes of 4Hero's Morning Child are fucking sick (the Daddy G remix is probably my fav of the bunch)

[Eviltude]

Cranberry Juice is so good.

[Liquid 2]

fb: see post #189.


Night, OTT. Tomorrow is looking to be a bad day...

[fart_bubble]

fb: see post #189.


I saw that and its really fucking cool. I didn't expect something this soon but her first real EP was a huge sucess. Think I'm gonna have to order this one (dude has been flaky recently).

[tiredfornow]

thekeybladewars suggested me and her make matching gamertags just for kicks.. and I guess she thought I wouldn't go for it, but since I have points up in the 5 digits I thought 'what the hell, sure! that'd be cool'.. I guess she was counting on me to shut her down to make me look like a jerk or something, but when I agreed.. she changed her mind. :P

Damn women, so stupid. She makes up all sorts of weird words, so she was suggesting those and we talked about it for like 30 minutes, but I guess she wasn't about it to begin with. Hmpf. It woulda been cute though, aawww.

[Liquid 2]

I saw that and its really fucking cool. I didn't expect something this soon but her first real EP was a huge sucess. Think I'm gonna have to order this one (dude has been flaky recently).I keep hoping for a full length album.

I'm gonna use the monies I made refereeing those soccer games today to preorder it.

[fart_bubble]

I keep hoping for a full length album.


thats what I expected her next release would be

[Liquid 2]

thats what I expected her next release would be
She still hasn't been signed yet, so maybe next time.

It seems as though this is a single, which means fewer tracks. =/
No matter though; I'm buying it regardless, since it's her.

[tiredfornow]

I wish Phantom Hourglass had a ''manly'' mode instead of just being in ''baby'' mode from the get go.

[fart_bubble]

oookay, I ordered 3 games off of TRU's site and then it says the one game is not available and yet the two games that are still in there says the total:

Cost Summaryhttps://www.toysrus.com/images/pixel.gif
Merchandise Subtotal:$29.99 https://www.toysrus.com/images/pixel.gif
Shipping and Handling:$4.18 https://www.toysrus.com/images/pixel.gif
Sales Tax:$1.88 https://www.toysrus.com/images/pixel.gif
Total Order Cost:$36.05
https://www.toysrus.com/images/pixel.gifRemaining Balance:
(applied to credit card) $36.05

what a fuck load of shit, yay to cancel town

[tiredfornow]

What ghaimes did you get, FB?

Any Mario titles?

Now I'm thinking of Mario Kart DS, Tetris DS, and Animal Crossing DS for that sale. Maybe during lunch tommorrow.

[fart_bubble]

What ghaimes did you get, FB?

Any Mario titles?

Now I'm thinking of Mario Kart DS, Tetris DS, and Animal Crossing DS for that sale. Maybe during lunch tommorrow.

this morning at the store I picked:

Final Fantasy 6
Planet Puzzle League
Rune Factory (so I can hope that I can return later for Front Mission next week)

Just now:
Drawn To Life (to return)
Touch Dectective 2 1/2
Lumionous Arc (the game that is fucking up my order. Now, I didn't expect to be able to get this [especially after TRU had their site fucked up with this not being elgible] even if it does say it's in stock but I guess I am too naive and figured they would have said something before my order is placed and not on the order confirmed page :bomb: Sadly this is the only game I wanted during this sale)

fucker, its been a good half hour and the order won't pop up when I go through the track order option.


oh yeah, one more thing:

Before TRU opened up today I went into one the local K-Marts to see what they had on clearance and they have it set up where you can't see shit unless ypu stand right next to the row of display cases for the cameras and shit. So of course I'm standing there looking at what they had and big ol fat bitch ran up to me and started to bitch that I can't be back there, I try telling her that she can watch me if she wants as I'm just looking at what they had BUT NOOOOO!!! Bitch gave me lip so I told her to go fuck herself.....yeah, she didn't like that and called security on me. Now I have no clue how they handle this but I was told to never step inside again. What ever, not like I look forward to stepping inside that shithole


FUCK!! Can the last 24 hours be any worse? I went through my picks to notice that I went 6 for 12

[Magehart]

Your sir, have had an Epic Failure.

My TRU online pics have been nothing but failures too. They seem to have a shitty stock right now.

[fart_bubble]

Your sir, have had an Epic Failure.


fucking tell me about it. I don't even want to deliver newspapers right now....all I want to do is sulk

[Scorch]

Having an awesome girlfriend kicks ass.
mine was bored last night and decided that she wanted to catalog every single game related thing i had :hot: she started around 11, I figured she'd get bored after five minutes.. but she kept going until about 4am. 360, XBox, Wii, DS, GBA, PSP, PS2, PS1, controllers, wireless controllers, memory cards.. everything. She didn't get to the NES, SNES, Sega, Sega CD, Virtual Boy, Game Gear, or any promo stuff. And she found it fun to organize, catalog, and alphabatize everything. She's awesome :D

I figured out how to transfer pics and mp3's to my krzr and set them as ringtones, so i'm very content right now.. just.. very tired.

//edit: I'd never order from TRU.com ever, ever again. They are horrible with B2G1 or discounted game deals on the website. That "three Wii games for $100" was horrible. They sent Trauma Center and Super Monkey Ball right away, then it took a month and a half (!!!) to get Call of Duty 3.

When they first charged my credit card, they did two transactions of $100 each for a total of $200 (and it should've been $105 after tax and shipping. total. end of story). Then they cancelled that charge and charged me $50 three times. Then they cancelled those three then charged me $40 three times. Then they cancelled those and charged $50, $40 and $10. Dumbasses.

[Maklershed]

Morning OTT. Being at work this early remains to be a kick in the nuts after 4 years.

On an unrelated note, I think I'll cancel my Simpsons preorder and move it to Guitar Hero 3.

[lilboo]

I have work tomorrow at 7am :cry:
I haven't worked since April.. :cry:

BRB gotta go fall down the stairs.

[Brak]

Oh, sweet.

My 360 broke.

Nice.

[lordwow]

Morning OTT.

Got up early to do homework for a class. Woke up to an email from the prof: "Class cancelled...

But email me your homework by 10."

Weak.

[Brak]

Now my 360 works.

W

T

F

[Liquid 2]

Now my 360 works.

W

T

F
Microsoft is just fucking with you for shits and giggles.

It's part of the latest update, I think.

[Number83]

Morning OTT. I discovered a little 360 gem this weekend I like to call Gears of War.

[corrosivefrost]

Left or right. Same shit. Oh and Plume, I respect that. I really, really do.

should've gone for the middle. ;)

[wubb]

Morning OTT

Gamed a bit on my consoles for the first time in a good while over the weekend. Mainly played Lego Star Wars on Gamecube. I guess I'm a little over 1/3 through (They divided it into 3 episodes for the first 3 movies) and so far it's been pretty quick, pretty easy, but pretty fun.

[tiredfornow]

You're getting the red ringz, Brak?

should've gone for the middle. ;)

I fix'd it a few comments later. :P

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Hoping to go to the that TRU thing tomorrow.
Gunna get the orange box and 2 other games that I'm not exactly sure about yet.
Ok, well gotta get ready to go to school.

[wubb]

DVRed the Star Wars Robot Chicken epi over the weekend. First Robot Chicken I've caught and it was hilarious. Family Guy's Star Wars spoof was really good IMO, but this trumped it. (I do know Robot Chicken came first.)

I'ma have to start watching it.

[senorwoohoo]

Wish I had better circulation.

Also wish I was home playing Halo3.

Ah well.

[Brak]

Yeah. I was getting the red rings.

Halo 3 froze on me, and I couldn't turn the shit back on.

I did the towel trick for, like, three minutes and realized that I should try messing with the power supply first.

All I really did was move it, and now it works... I don't think three minutes of the towel trick would do anything.

Hopefully it was just a fluke.

I was about to get reach rank 19 in Love Wolves, too. :bomb:

I was winning by, like, 10 kills. :bomb:

[tiredfornow]

When I first got Halo 3 everytime I'd go to look at a profile of someone, the 360 would freeze on me and I'd have to take out my battery pack for it to work again. :bomb:

[corrosivefrost]

Top of the morning, penguin.

[corrosivefrost]

You're getting the red ringz, Brak?



I fix'd it a few comments later. :P
I saw that when I went back to read up. I didn't think there were too many posts. I was wrong.

Also, Halo 3 Legendary Edition is Amazon's DotD. $20 off, putting it at $110.

[tiredfornow]

lol @ people who actually bought the legendary edition.

[senorwoohoo]

I really hope the lag I was getting last night during online co-op was just my connection being weird and nothing else.

[corrosivefrost]

I really hope the lag I was getting last night during online co-op was just my connection being weird and nothing else.
Roommate had your special pr0n productions seeding, I'd bet?

[Chika]

hi and bye ott - off to work

[tiredfornow]

I couldn't even connect last night.. so I played Phantom Hourglass.

Game is mun-kneeeee.

lol @ my stupid co-worker for tellin' the lady at the front desk I was ''weird''.

wow @ the 66 yr. old child molestor from tennessee who got arrested in Mexico after fleeing 38 charges of sexual assault w/ children.

[senorwoohoo]

Roomate had your special pr0n productions seeding, I'd bet?

I wish.

I told him to turn off his torrents when I was trying to play on Live and even after three modem restarts, nothing changed.

I think it's just how the connection gets on Sunday night, when apparently my whole neighborhood is d/ling porn.

[dcfox]

Morning OTT.

[tiredfornow]

Watch, when you go home tonight senor.. you're gonna have a grand connection. My shit always has problems on Fridays.

[senorwoohoo]

Watch, when you go home tonight senor.. you're gonna have a grand connection. My shit always has problems on Fridays.

That's what I'm thinkin'.

Also, my connection for matchmaking was fine, just fucked while playing campaign co-op.

[tiredfornow]

That's what I'm thinkin'.

Also, my connection for matchmaking was fine, just fucked while playing campaign co-op.

Then it wasn't you.

[Brak]

Welp!

360 froze again.

During a Lone Wolves match that I was winning.

Can I buy a warranty and then just cash in on it?

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Welp!

360 froze again.

During a Lone Wolves match that I was winning.

Can I buy a warranty and then just cash in on it?

Isn't there a standard like 2 year warranty on all 360s?

[tiredfornow]

Poor Brak, no Strangohol' cheesemints for you... guess all you can do now is crank dat Soulja Boy.Isn't there a standard like 2 year warranty on all 360s?
3 years for the red rings.

[Brak]

Don't I need a receipt to prove it, though?

[senorwoohoo]

Then it wasn't you.

Huh, that's strange. My friend said his connection wasn't choppy while mine was damn near unplayable.

If it was his, I'll eat him alive.

[tiredfornow]

Huh, that's strange. My friend said his connection wasn't choppy while mine was damn near unplayable.

If it was his, I'll eat him alive.
I've been lagged out before on account of someone elses connection... a bad connection can ruin a whole room. I've also played games where everyone says they're lagging really bad.. I leave.. and the room is fine, but when I rejoin it starts lagging again and I'm clueless cause I'm still playing fine.

Don't I need a receipt to prove it, though?

I dont even think you can buy a warranty now?

[Brak]

Damn.

What the fuck am I supposed to do?

[tiredfornow]

The first time I played w/ senorwahoo, he wanted to fight me.

First thing he said was ''OH GOD, YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE A BITCH -mean mug-'' and everytime I'd say something he'd say ''WHAT? SPEAK UP, MUTANT!''.

:oops:

You gotta call up Microsoft Brak, let them know what the deal.. you got 3 years of warranty w/ them.

[senorwoohoo]

The first time I played w/ senorwahoo, he wanted to fight me.

First thing he said was ''OH GOD, YOU EVEN SOUND LIKE A BITCH -mean mug-'' and everytime I'd say something he'd say ''WHAT? SPEAK UP, MUTANT!''.

:oops:

You gotta call up Microsoft Brak, let them know what the deal.. you got 3 years of warranty w/ them.

:rofl:

It was more like "*insert insult about obese OTTer*/laughter/You guys talk like that in real life, too?/laughter/etc..."

And that sucks, Brak. :(

[Brak]

woohoo was ready to fight on Xbox Live.

[darthbudge]

Morning OTT.

That corrupt a wish thread got really gay really quick.

[tiredfornow]

Of course we do, senor. We gotta keep it chroo.

My mom asked me about the Wii on Saturday and how come I didn't have one anymore.. I said ''I ain't tryin' to play my games w/ no dil-doh, ma... shits for gain'iggas.'' It took a while for that to register, seeing as how all she said was ''Ohhh.. okay.''

[senorwoohoo]

Of course we do, senor. We gotta keep it chroo.

My mom asked me about the Wii on Saturday and how come I didn't have one anymore.. I said ''I ain't tryin' to play my games w/ no dil-doh, ma... shits for gain'iggas.'' It took a while for that to register, seeing as how all she said was ''Ohhh.. okay.''

:lol:

I will murder both of YOU!