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Reality's Fringe
10-19-2007, 02:23 PM
From Gamepolitics:

While the lagging presidential campaign of evangelical Christian Sen. Sam Brownback (R-KS) will apparently come to an end today, an unofficial Brownback blog sees the devil’s work in the Pictochat feature of the popular Nintendo DS handheld.

In fact, Blogs 4 Brownback is so strident in its rhetoric about the DS (and other topics) that we can’t determine whether it is a serious site or a clever hoax. If the latter, it’s very subtle and is obviously the product of a massive investment in time.

Here’s what Blogs 4 Brownback says about the DS:

The B4B tipline recently received information about this gaming device and its devious and virtually unknown (by parents) backdoor giving child predators access to millions of children. Don’t let your child be a victim. Slam the backdoor shut by refusing to put this dangerous device on your Christmas list this year.

…It’s undeniable that it has been a “success” for its Japanese manufacturer, Nintendo (makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires). It’s also been a tremendous success for pedophiles everywhere… it can easily be used by child predators and molesters to get access to your children…

But if you already have a Japanese Nintendo DS in your home, the time to act is now. Snap it in half like Jill (not her real name) did and excise it from your child’s life. She deftly ripped the offending device out of her [daughter’s] hands, sent the reply “stay away from my baby, you psycho” and triumphantly snapped the unit in half… Nintendo TP (two pieces).

Brownback HQ didn’t return GP’s call asking for comment. Understandable, since the campaign is in the process of imploding.

The socially conservative Senator has been a frequent critic of the video game industry. In fact he currently has game-oriented legislation pending in the Senate. The Truth in Video Game Ratings Act would require the ESRB to play games all the way through before assigning a rating.

The good news is he only mentions the "Japanese Nintendo DS". I guess your "God Bless America"DS is safe from pedos.

Apossum
10-19-2007, 02:31 PM
Nintendo (makers of Donkey Kong aka Monkey Donkey, a game in which a monkey kidnaps a young girl to satisfy his bestial desires). It’s also been a tremendous success for pedophiles everywhere… it can easily be used by child predators and molesters to get access to your children…

Monkey Donkey? Bestial desires? tremendous success for pedophiles everywhere?

Blue ocean indeed.

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chakan
10-19-2007, 02:34 PM
Republican Senators really shouldn't be talking about beastial desires this year.

Tsukento
10-19-2007, 02:36 PM
Picto-what?


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OH! Pictochat? You mean that thing that was programmed into the DS that absolutely no one uses?

Fanboy
10-19-2007, 04:09 PM
But if you already have a Japanese Nintendo DS in your home, the time to act is now. Snap it in half like Jill (not her real name) did and excise it from your child’s life. She deftly ripped the offending device out of her [daughter’s] hands, sent the reply “stay away from my baby, you psycho” and triumphantly snapped the unit in half… Nintendo TP (two pieces).
Nintendo must be loving that! They get a sale, no warranty claims and don't lose out someone buying it used.

jer7583
10-19-2007, 04:11 PM
Pictochat must be what they're using in airline restrooms these days. How else would this guy have found out about it?

ArthurDigbySellers
10-19-2007, 04:12 PM
You guys know that is a satire blog, right?

Puffa469
10-19-2007, 04:48 PM
Nintendo Devil Screen FTW!!!

GuilewasNK
10-20-2007, 02:55 PM
Politicians of all parties just need to STFU about things they don't know about.

Oh wait, they'd all be mutes.

Puffa469
10-20-2007, 06:14 PM
Politicians of all parties just need to STFU about things they don't know about.

Oh wait, they'd all be mutes.

ZOMG at your sig pic! Tell me more! I must know!:drool:

Zingela
10-20-2007, 06:26 PM
I love this part from later in the article:
But many have probably been convinced (pestered) by their children, acting as a proxy for the video game companies (pushers), to buy an X(rated)-Box or a PPS or NES or some other newfangled video gaming gadget.

Damn kids and their newfangled PPSes and them NESes. Devil boxes, I say!

GuilewasNK
10-20-2007, 07:14 PM
ZOMG at your sig pic! Tell me more! I must know!:drool:

:D

They are currently my favorite J-pop/R&B group (besides Crystal Kay). Currently described as the Japanese version of Destiny's Child.

http://wiki.theppn.org/Foxxi_misQ

Here's a vid...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VnUV7I1X6mg

Sarang01
10-20-2007, 07:32 PM
:D

They are currently my favorite J-pop/R&B group (besides Crystal Kay). Currently described as the Japanese version of Destiny's Child.

http://wiki.theppn.org/Foxxi_misQ

Here's a vid...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VnUV7I1X6mg

I still can't understand why if C-Kay is Sony's competition to Toshiba EMI's Utada Hikaru and Avex Trax's BoA WHY won't they offer SACD's of her album's especially since they're the one's pushing the technology.

GuilewasNK
10-20-2007, 07:36 PM
I still can't understand why if C-Kay is Sony's competition to Toshiba EMI's Utada Hikaru and Avex Trax's BoA WHY won't they offer SACD's of her album's especially since they're the one's pushing the technology.

I understand very little that Sony's has done in a long time.

Sarang01
10-20-2007, 07:50 PM
I understand very little that Sony's has done in a long time.

Yeah and unfortunately there's few enough foreign music artists who have their music available in Lossless. X-(

Puffa469
10-20-2007, 08:53 PM
:D

They are currently my favorite J-pop/R&B group (besides Crystal Kay). Currently described as the Japanese version of Destiny's Child.

http://wiki.theppn.org/Foxxi_misQ

Here's a vid...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VnUV7I1X6mg

Thanks! They're now my favorite J-Pop act as well. And it doesnt even interfere with my love for Boa, cos she's Korean. ;)

The song in that vid was actually decent. Way less sugary cute than most J-Pop. 'Japanese Destiny's Child' is a perfect description for them. That Zeebra guy was cool too.